Yes, it sounds stupid but he is meaning that there are no steps at all, such as a sunken lounge, etc. A completely level floor is something buyers in this price range look for. Hence why he said "on this level" as you'll notice the steps in the basement at 6:48 and 8:05
@@rainoelsner9406 GOOD COKE? GASOLINE UP YOUR NOSE... YEAH THAT'S SOME GOOD GRADE A GAS. YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS. NOTHING IS GOOD ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU SUCK UP YOUR NOSE.
This house is a burglar’s dream. Countless points of entry; and the video graciously provides the address and detailed floor plan - plus the exact location of the watch case.
quincy wensley My understanding is that this is a public street. Even so, gated communities have more robberies than non-gated streets. The barriers just indicate where there rich hauls can be found.
"Now we leave the bedroom and head into the living room. It's incredibly modern and beautiful. The only mild inconvience is that the entire 200 square feet living room is situated in New York. But with nothing more than a $35.000 first class plane ticket you can get there in under 8 hours!"
He is an actor, he accidentally showed up to the wrong house one day and thought they wanted him to improve as real estate salesmen. He is such a method actor he's stuck in the role and thinks they are secretly filming him.
@@JM-bz3qb right... how they were able to showcase the house to begin with is beyond me...she wasn't nearly as bad a presenter as he was... was he high as f? Is that why he was wearing the stupid sunglasses inside?
@@jonnq But he can afford it. That's Branden and Rayni Williams. They are married and have their own real estate agency and they have closed in over 8 billion in deals. Some of the top agents in L.A.
He seems like the kinda guy who would use his connections to all these houses to pick up girls, and then bring them to these empty houses and pretend they're his 😂
The deeper they went into the house the more I felt like you should bring your own drinks and have them never leave your sight if you had to go to a function there.
@@errhka nothing bad about a "play room" ,have one in my house. Only creepy to vanilla people with minimal fetishes and those that don't like to experiment.
I'm born and raised in Los Angeles, and this guy is the stereotypical transplant, who moves to LA and confirms this stereotype. Probably actually from New Jersey or Illinois.
Do you also find yourself bargaining and calculating for no good reason? "I don't need that, can we deduct that off the full price?" "I could rent that part out to someone..." "Well of course i wouldn't have to pay my rent anymore..." And obviously "once i move in I'm gonna attract so many eyes, I'll make money then" which translates to "nobody could live in that place and STAY POOR for long..."
the guy: If the police come to shut down the party, you can go down to the lower level and have it there me: yea there's definitely coke in his jacket pocket
I freaking love these west coast expensive home videos! They always have a huge sense of pretentiousness to them that’s completely unmatched. It’s great!
Whine about the way the portray themselves for a client base they're aware of while you secretly drool over the house and wish you could afford to live somewhere like it.
Uh....this was the wrong dude to put on camera, he's sleezy. I love the window wall that opens up to the view of the smoggy skyline. Take a deep breath of that😍
“The towels are even embroidered with the address and this is for the end of the night when you wonder where you are n you see oh I’m home” 😂😂😂wtf bro ur high ᴀғ
This guy is like someone straight out of GTA V
Looks like Franklins house 🤪
that’s exactly what i was thinking
He had to get a real job...
@@anahixo1613 Not even close. This mansion makes Franklin's house look like a mud hut.
Yup! 6:34
Why do i feel like he's trying to sell me illegal stuff.
😹😹😹😹
I feel u dude
That's pretty damn funny!!
You said it better than I did. I was scratching when he was talking. He made me feel squirmy. And I'e never used those words before. Yuck!
6:54 - QUAALUDE Container
“Everything on this level is on one level” 🤔 hmm yeah I gathered 😂
Chloe 👏👏👏👏i had to go back when I first heard that, I definitely had an eyebrow raise😂
I can't believe this was a real statement. Makes sense he's in real estate, probably couldn't find work anywhere else.
hahahahahaha
Yes, it sounds stupid but he is meaning that there are no steps at all, such as a sunken lounge, etc. A completely level floor is something buyers in this price range look for. Hence why he said "on this level" as you'll notice the steps in the basement at 6:48 and 8:05
My flat has the same feature. It's pretty cool.
5:05 ”people don’t go to the office, people work from home” well that aged better than he knew
Remember me
the comment section:
how big the house is: 2%
pissed that they didn’t show the red room: 1%
the dude: 97%
I was going to name him Discount Christian Slater, but he probably charges more for appearances
lolllll😂😂
''The Dude'' is probably what he calls himself.
@@MACHLoeCHER LMAOO
you don't wanna know what happens in the red rooms
100 bucks says that real estate agent guy is hungover af.
Nah he’s high
@@andrewxu8611 BOTH
on dat good coke
@@rainoelsner9406 GOOD COKE? GASOLINE UP YOUR NOSE... YEAH THAT'S SOME GOOD GRADE A GAS. YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS. NOTHING IS GOOD ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU SUCK UP YOUR NOSE.
I like his voice 💪
He’s the type of guy who closes the fridge with his hip
i feel attacked
Neil McKinlay best comment
That's me loll
LOL
Yooooooooo I just cackled🤣🤣
I can’t imagine how many times this guys been flagged on tinder
99% of jokes on this dude's attitude made me smile
Yours made me spill cocoa on my lap, thanks for that:)
😂😂😂😂
Those two are actually married.
@@florian8599 He's probably still on tinder.
@@UltimoDogLover lol
This house is a burglar’s dream. Countless points of entry; and the video graciously provides the address and detailed floor plan - plus the exact location of the watch case.
XD yes
But isn't in a gated community?
quincy wensley My understanding is that this is a public street. Even so, gated communities have more robberies than non-gated streets. The barriers just indicate where there rich hauls can be found.
Burglars don't exist anymore...they just need your card info wire transfer and withdraw your funds.
Ghana Mafia Tell that to Tamara Ecclestone. 😉
nypost.com/2019/12/16/f1-heiress-tamara-ecclestones-home-burglarized-robbed-of-jewelry-worth-66m/amp/
My husband said, "This man has clearly watched a stripper OD."
😂🤣
Your husband is hella funny 😂
and almost od himself
LMAO 😂
GOD 💀💀💀
This guy is clearly knows his client base is Slimy hollywood producers.
I was the 1000th like on your comment
Slimy lmao
Mangey Hollywood producers
Full gOd mOde
HAHAHA
That guy is pure LA lol
@AsSeenOnTV wtf
He's from the popular group in Never Been Kissed.
Hi Kelli!!!
I'm pretty sure he's Beetlejuice...
Reminds me of one of those kids from The Hills!!!! Defo done a bit of rehab then daddy’s pal from the golf club has sorted him a nice cushty job!!!!
"What I love about this home is that everything's connected"
I mean I assume it should be..
"Now we leave the bedroom and head into the living room. It's incredibly modern and beautiful. The only mild inconvience is that the entire 200 square feet living room is situated in New York. But with nothing more than a $35.000 first class plane ticket you can get there in under 8 hours!"
😂😂 I think you need to explain him the concept of a house
Kishinuma Ayumi “everything’s on one level on this level”
@@estherrosedelliquadri2460 Haha I was looking for this comment xD
"everything is on one level on this level" yeah and on the other level lol
He's like a actor playing a over the top cliché salesman. Once he gets done for fraud Bradley Cooper could play him in a Netflix movie
Thank God I wasn't the only one. Or Matthew McConaughey. Damn, now I hope this is all real.
He is an actor, he accidentally showed up to the wrong house one day and thought they wanted him to improve as real estate salesmen. He is such a method actor he's stuck in the role and thinks they are secretly filming him.
This guy could be a voice impersonator for Jon Bernthal
😂😂😂😂 brilliant
NLD
I’m offended by not being able to see this red room. Lol.
DeAundre Hutchison probably were they have sex
All Random well yes, that’s the purpose of a red room.
I mean he called it the devil's dungeon.. I don't wana see it
All Random or like I thought stripper pole hahaha
It used to be in the video and there’s a sketchy way to find it
Honestly kinda pissed yall didnt walk in the red room...
Same. Keeps me wondering what is in the room.
it was probably a sex chamber
If they did RUclips will remove the video
Definitely had a small strip club at the end of the hall
@@art3mis107 it's a sex room, it had a sex swing behind him when he walked out.
"People dont go to the office, they work from home"
Damn, this guys is a visioner👏👏
He went full god mode
This guy is like a GTA character having a mission to be a broker.
His selling an underground facility or bunker
I can secretly live In this house without the owner realizing
Parasite 😂😂😂
in the red room..yes
Parasite all day
😂😂
gamlee gaming I was thinking the same thing 😂
House:
This dude: This room is an absolute spaceship, if you are ready to take it into GOD MODE
Marketing to psychopaths.
Lmao dude is literally a GTA character
Lol 😂
“The strip heaters are very neatly tucked away”
*literally just hanging from the ceiling*
hahaha right ? these 2 people are idiots
@@JM-bz3qb right... how they were able to showcase the house to begin with is beyond me...she wasn't nearly as bad a presenter as he was... was he high as f? Is that why he was wearing the stupid sunglasses inside?
When the guy trying to sell you an expensive house wears sunglasses inside, that’s a red flag.
james D probably trying to cover up the fact that he’s high 😂
@@thatstough5306 Gotta hide them dilated pupils..
35m for this house of 60m+ for a NY amaprment i would say that this is way better price then anyother houses on this chanel
james D hes hungover
“Everything on this level is on one level” -- Ah yes the floor is made of floor
Dimitar Ivanov LOLLL I laughed so hard when he said that.
Dimitar Ivanov It means there’s no step up/step down rooms. Like a living room with a couple of steps down to it. It’s all completely flat x
Dimitar Ivanov And yet the floor is very different. None of us can afford that.
LOL
You're not actually this much of a tool, right. (Not a question)
"live life in god mode" marketing to psychopaths
Lmaooo💀
This house is where Patrick Bateman would retire
I need palace worth scheming in
i am a god, a golden god
BRUHH 💀
this guy definitely
has coke in his jacket pocket
Gerald Malloy LMAO
“Pick yer poison” 😉
Definitely lol
Is it diet or not
🤣
The graphics in GTA 6 look really good. And Michael has such realistic movement, impressive!
LMAFO
so glad they removed the opresser mk2 from gta 6 it was a pain in 5
HE WENT BANKRUPT LOL
A sink in the chefs kitchen you say? Thats some professional marketing
@earthly firefly5 What?? Did you just press the middle button in the word suggestion thing?
earthly firefly5 go fuc’ yourself
Chester Shoeberry you are so funny i’m dead (not sarcastic)
@earthly firefly5 why do you speak like that, using quotes? sound like an overly religious pastor in church
This guy has to be Bradley Coopers questionable brother.
that’s the only thing i could think about when i was watching it
@@monicaleers2865 with Steve O's voice ^^
"And remember were underground now"
*shows huge windows looking out to trees and sky*
Seriously, what is up with that?
i guess the house is built on a hill, so as you go downstairs the windows still have a nice view
It has a walk out basement.
I can't believe how stereotypically sleezy that guy is
Right?! I mean you could almost hear how he is jealous that he could never afford to live there :D
@@jonnq But he can afford it. That's Branden and Rayni Williams. They are married and have their own real estate agency and they have closed in over 8 billion in deals. Some of the top agents in L.A.
fUll GoD moDe
Facts
He seems like the kinda guy who would use his connections to all these houses to pick up girls, and then bring them to these empty houses and pretend they're his 😂
If I got a dollar for every time they said the word "Modern", I'd be able to afford this damn house
Ikr
Along with “Pocketed”
And "InDoOr OuTdOor, GoD mOdE."
I'd be even richer every time he would say a word and breathe
How about "sleek"?
dude: " this is a nice place for the kids to swim, let em relax"
also dude: "this is the red room"
yes what was that room about
@@rakshithbhatia1815 To read book
does whoever buys this house need an art therapist for their son? give me a call
i'll be the house keeper
Periodttt
I do know morse code too
Parasite 😂
If they need a tutor for their daughter you know who to call
"you can hear the city humming"
sirens sound in the backround.
“Everything’s on one level on this level”
Thanks, guy!! 2:43
“hey kid wanna buy a 35 million dollar home?”
Underrated
“I call this the stairway to heaven”
Yeah bc if you fall, you’re definitely on ur way to heaven or hell
Oh so is hell just that empty🤣
Karen Wheller lol
-GucciPanda - or hell according to the red room
Or in my case, Hell.
Lmao
"They thought of everything." ...Why do none of these houses have libraries? 😭
Owner of this house wont be reading books but pictures.....lol
That’s what I was thinking! If I ever made a custom house I’d have a dedicated library area, it’d be so cool
@@umangkasaju1217 Or getting spanked in the red room.
I know right, I really want a library if I was to buy a 30 million+ house
Rich people don't read.
The whole house is a god damn space ship according to this dude
GageyyBoyy LMAOOO
Nah I think it’s in god mode
Plot twist: he is wearing shades because he is hungover from partying at this house he stole and wants to sell it before the cops come
She said 35 million dollars like it was the price of a hair tie
fxithsmh to sum ppl it is 💯🤣
fxithsmh Only realtors and architects can say "35 million dollars" and make it sound like not a lot of money
Reagan Green ok but I was just making a joke I-
"While your friends are tanning, you can be working at your office."
Friends= Escorts
Said Kadadu 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yea, if you’re tryna get work done while your friends are crashing at your expensive mansion gettin a tan, they ain’t your friends
Said Kadadu you don’t need escorts if you can afford that house. IG models throw themselves at you just to take pics on that pool
@Gestur Gestsson 👏👏👏
@Gestur Gestsson Girlfriends with Allowances and Contracts .
Feel like I should get at least a 2 million dollar discount for this guy spitting everywhere
Why yall hate this guy soo much?
Ellar Marinar cause they broke
Ellar Marinar 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ellar Marinar & most the viewers def listen to mainstream music ☠️
Luciano Castillo what’s wrong with mainstream music?
All of this guy's "for when you" anecdotes were from personal experience
Why does this guy remind me of Michael from GTA5.
Yeah true mahn
Lmaooo accurate.
Omg yes 😂
And the house reminds me of the black guys house from gta5
earthly firefly5 ?
I don't mind being self Quarantined in this house.
Aussie Aviation id of self quarantined before self quarantine
In this house I’d always be on self quarantine
Aussie Aviation your still gonna be bored
Priel ThePrune You underestimate the power of the introvert
Yeah with a few *ahem* lady friends
I’m terrified for whoever ends up in their red room.
Whats the red room used for
Ellar Marinar Look up the Play Room from 50 Shades of Grey.
Classic NARCISSIST! RUN, Don't walk the Hell outta there!!!!! 😳
I don’t trust anyone that markets a house as “the ultimate adult playground” 😂
And why does a bachelor need 6 bedrooms ?
So we all just gonna ignore the fact that there’s a sex dungeon in this house😂
The deeper they went into the house the more I felt like you should bring your own drinks and have them never leave your sight if you had to go to a function there.
I already got the hint from the “adult playground” thing before that room
@@errhka nothing bad about a "play room" ,have one in my house. Only creepy to vanilla people with minimal fetishes and those that don't like to experiment.
Every casting director and show runner has a sex dungeon in LA
_SOLD!_
Is that guy for real? Wearing sunglasses in the house, he fills in the stereotypical sleazy coked out LA bro.
That's because he is coked out.
He gives me Jonah Hill on Wolf of Wall Street vibes
Even has 69 in the house address lmao
I'm born and raised in Los Angeles, and this guy is the stereotypical transplant, who moves to LA and confirms this stereotype. Probably actually from New Jersey or Illinois.
@@simeonzanechambers2430 this. i believe the woman is also from the east coast
Me: *can't afford to buy a bag of potato chip*
Also me: I'm interested
Do you also find yourself bargaining and calculating for no good reason?
"I don't need that, can we deduct that off the full price?"
"I could rent that part out to someone..."
"Well of course i wouldn't have to pay my rent anymore..."
And obviously "once i move in I'm gonna attract so many eyes, I'll make money then" which translates to "nobody could live in that place and STAY POOR for long..."
@@YeeSoest all I think is that I'm gonna buy this house one day or at least one like this. And believe me if u follow ur dreams u can do it
Sirius Black following your dreams is horrible advice.
@@ilikemathematics1590 then don't follow them lol go live your whole life in mediocrity
Very interested 🤣🤣🤣
the guy: If the police come to shut down the party, you can go down to the lower level and have it there
me: yea there's definitely coke in his jacket pocket
I’ve always wanted towels that can remind me where I am.
Imagine the yoga room would have weed growing on the walls xD
I thought she said "pot yoga room" too, but no, she said "hot" lol.
then you would definitly get in another dimension
@@hanna1704 true
That's the life, bro
I imagine that's what the herb garden in the kitchen is for
$20 says this guy set the code to the wine cellar to 6969
don't you mean $20 million
@@user-ry7tr3jg9o the joke is the mansion costs millions so the bet is millions
its_meow haha!
here from charlie
Yessir. 👍
@@FireBomberBassist I’m from the stream so I’m even stronger
Yup!👍🏽
"this is for when you forget at the night where you are and then oh I'm home"
lmao🤣
Yesssss im dying at this line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Got me cackling at that part too.
Walks into house: *God Mode Activated*
house: *exists*
mafia rich boys on wattpad fanfictions: did someone call me?
trueee
This is true lol!
"People don't go to the office, people work from home" (Coke man, 2019). - A visionary
"Coke Man" 😂
This guy for sure sells used BMW'S
He is an extremely successful real estate broker. Obviously his schtick wouldn't do well in the midwest but in LA he fits right in...
@@bthull spot on
"Live life in god mode in this $35M mansion."
Okay but I can do that on Minecraft for free
Or Sims 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
for $6.99 lmao
This is the comment I searched for. 😂
@@alh06 piracy
"Everything's on one level on this level"
no, really?
arop3nnY that’s what I thought 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly what I said🙄
Loooooool
Love this quote! haha
I commented this exact same thing before I see yours. Glad someone else caught on!😂
why is this dude wearing sunglasses INSIDE. literally beyond sus
To hide his drug induced bloodshot eyes.
Until they show me what’s in the Red Room I’m not interested 😂
ik I got so mad when they did that
I wanna see what's in it!!!😂😂
ANDROGAMER like the 50 shades of grey right? Hahaha.
CrashLabs it’s a sex room . Loll. So it’s gonna have a bunch of BDSM stuff and probably some spinning light up bed the size of my house
it has one of those 24carat gold dildo and diamond spinner
Nobody:
Literly everyone on this Chanel:
*Indoor outdoor*
“The door are pocketed”
"You can really hear the hum of the city here"
*Police siren in the background*
Her: This can be yours for only 33,000,000.
Me: Let me check my bank account.
Her: Sorry 99 cents is not enough
guy: here's a button to open this huge windows
mosqitoes: hi
Manar Meziani allow us to introduce ourselves
Lololol
There aren't any mosquitos in southern california lol
And they STILL wouldnt find they way out...
in LA? not a huge problem lol
if that guy says “full god mode” one more time I’m suing
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
You know you were waiting for this
Mom: SON GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Son 20 minutes later: *slams door*
Would you even hear it? 😂
you can't slam doors with "the tip of your finger"
😂😂😂
M R damn this comment original af
BlinkOnceifyougay umm I know I was just talking about how much people use this joke
2:40 Everything’s on one level on this level may be one of the best comments I’ve heard in awhile.
Buyer: "Hi I'd like t-"
Seller: "IT'S A SPACESHIP"
I'd expect the blinds to actually black out the light..
“Whats even cooler, you can see right up”
*Sex Offender Intensifies*
Killed me 😭
@@tomev2008 ey bro are you alright
You KNOW this woman rolled her eyes when she found out she had to show the house with this guy 😂
They're married lol
U mean her husband???
That's her husband and business partner.
@@Convair_F-106 ultimately there will be a divorce !
we grew up on MTV Cribs. Now we got AD
“The WORLDS most seductive LA views”😂 I heard New York has some pretty seductive LA views too
This could be a heck of house to get stuck in if the power goes out.I mesn everything is automated.
yeah if I were to ever have this kind of money id rather everything be really well engineered mechanically and not just electronics
the house would have generators
Yep!
For that kind of money they got generators as back up don’t worry
This dude make me feel uncomfortable each time he starts talking
2:44 “everything’s on one level on this level”
His voice makes me want to drink warm tea with honey. It’s secondhand dry throat.
“And here is the pool cABayNaYNa”
Hunter Keys a man of class
whoever buys this house who needs an English tutor for their kids? Give me a call
:)
👀🐛
UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL
Wish they would try less to sell us the house, and rather talk about it’s design and architecture. Maybe don’t use real estate agents?
That's the point , they're trying to sell the HOUSE. GOOD LORD ARE YOU STATING THE OBVIOUS.
@@yeshuaischrist9951 like I was confused what did the person think the video was for?
@@yeshuaischrist9951 do you think anyone rich enough to buy that house would be watching this video?
If they are looking to spend $35m on a house of course they would watch a video before wasting their time to look at it in person.
The goal of this video is to sell the house...not to make you enjoy the video
I freaking love these west coast expensive home videos! They always have a huge sense of pretentiousness to them that’s completely unmatched. It’s great!
“we’re underground now”
sees trees and there’s an *outdoor* pool
It’s on a mountain, the indoor part of the basement is underground
The house is built on a mountain. So, the only thing that's on the indoor part is the basement or the lower level, while the rest is not.
That dude hahaha I love how confident he is
4:04 "full refrigerator"!!!! Wow, I can finally fully refrigerate
So this is what Christian Grey's home looks like 😅
yeah ....what do you think was in the red room
I can't imagine buying a pair of shoes from these two, let alone a house.
Whine about the way the portray themselves for a client base they're aware of while you secretly drool over the house and wish you could afford to live somewhere like it.
Tom Garnett I know right
T G B stfu
Their looks target people who can afford the house, not people like you who need to consider buy shoes or save money.
@@Bleacher22 I'm sure you are part of their target demographic.
I'm sorry while "HE" makes billion dollar deals? While "HE" goes in full god mode?
oh my word ...i said the same thing too
Ikr?? Like it can be a "she" but whatever I guess😶
Y'all wanna take bets on the sex of the person that buys this place?
Rollin Four Litre have you seen kylie in her $35 mil mansion???
@@flyingchanges3657 kylie who?
2:45 “Everything is on one level on this level”
This man is a genius!
Next time only her please, she seems way more professional
Simon definitely
I'll take the dude. That chick was too feminine
The guy was funny though
This is like one of them homes you fall into the garden of when you jump off a cliff in GTA.
😂
i always go straight to the comments on AD vids because everyone just clowns
😁
If I'm going to buy this house I will make sure that guy is my broker😂 he is so damn funny.
Comedy
He’s sexist
Uh....this was the wrong dude to put on camera, he's sleezy. I love the window wall that opens up to the view of the smoggy skyline. Take a deep breath of that😍
“The towels are even embroidered with the address and this is for the end of the night when you wonder where you are n you see oh I’m home” 😂😂😂wtf bro ur high ᴀғ
Peasants they don’t even have a flower cutting room.
Not even a gift-wrapping room 🤦🏾♀️
I wonder how many people actually got this reference
Charlene Busuru ikr the audacity😤
Char Pe explain the reference pls
"Everything is on one level on this level!" Oh really?
Yes I spotted that - very very funny