Swiss Army Dance - We Will Rock You

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @notlistening6499
    @notlistening6499 5 лет назад +11209

    Your Swiss Army knife now includes a guitar and a drumset

  • @nicoslvt6768
    @nicoslvt6768 5 лет назад +8922

    I love when’s tuff like this is recorded because it makes you realize “damn these are like 20 year old men not death machines”

    • @0ktobi
      @0ktobi 5 лет назад +152

      Exactly

    • @beaver_believer7776
      @beaver_believer7776 5 лет назад +107

      Private Michael J. Caboose this is the Swiss army xD not a real army so no one of them is a death machine xD

    • @antoine2972
      @antoine2972 5 лет назад +215

      @@beaver_believer7776 I think you've never heard of how famous Swiss mercenaries have been through the centuries. If they aren't still that powerful it doesn't mean Switzerland would be easily invaded

    • @beaver_believer7776
      @beaver_believer7776 5 лет назад +23

      Antoine S. Bro Iam over 2 month each year in Switzerland and have Swiss friends and really like Switzerland but the Military sucks (Bundeswehr sucks even more xD) Swiss city’s would be invaded in 1 or 2 hours xD

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 лет назад +42

      Sadly, 20 year old men are death machines.

  • @dr.scifreak
    @dr.scifreak 4 года назад +5560

    If wars become a singing battle, I have no problem with them. May the country with the sweetest melody win.

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 года назад +7

      ruclips.net/video/YOZG0o-ucNg/видео.html

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 года назад +31

      Russia lost to Germany and joined the allies, giving up their cause. I hardly think Russia is in the position to do anything. Even Great Britain came to the realization they can't beat the overwhelming power of the United States. While everyone of every background is in the United States, that's not true for anywhere else in the world. That keeps us on top, we get people with everyone else's knowledge. That just can't be beat when everyone else just knows what they know. Russia can't know what they don't know. The United States knows what everyone knows. Plus, Americans have much better singing voices. We are pretty much people with no accent. Beautiful. Just can't be beaten.

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 года назад +1

      We are the new Rome. Life. LOL
      ruclips.net/video/me4E5wDCK2Q/видео.html

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/t3LSxKvK-As/видео.html

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jmhfE2mLTDg/видео.html

  • @Duke_Zyx
    @Duke_Zyx 2 года назад +780

    imagine sitting in a trench at war and you hear "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU" in the distance

    • @kevinpittman2517
      @kevinpittman2517 2 года назад +17

      probably wouldnt be best the best move to do that.... Loudspeaker on a tank sure... but in a trench... uld get shelled.

    • @i-am-a-lie...
      @i-am-a-lie... Год назад +12

      "It's rambo time"

    • @dashippo4372
      @dashippo4372 Год назад +10

      This is fine. You will be in real trouble, when you hear ride of the valkyres !

    • @i-am-a-lie...
      @i-am-a-lie... Год назад +2

      @@dashippo4372 is that the one from brothers of metal?

    • @dashippo4372
      @dashippo4372 Год назад +3

      @@i-am-a-lie... from Apocalypse Now

  • @jaythom3979
    @jaythom3979 4 года назад +1318

    Mum: how do you think your father is getting on in the army
    My dad:

  • @cancilara2749
    @cancilara2749 5 лет назад +26138

    They skipped 2 world wars because they were practicing these dance moves for nearly 100 years

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 5 лет назад +7007

    Nobody:
    RUclips: *look at Swiss army's new psychological weapon*

  • @shirleylane131
    @shirleylane131 2 года назад +169

    Just watched 90 drummers doing this ! Freddie’s spirit is every where !

    • @Godwinpounds4333
      @Godwinpounds4333 2 года назад

      Hi how are you doing?

    • @shirleylane131
      @shirleylane131 2 года назад +1

      @@Godwinpounds4333 why do you want to know?

    • @Godwinpounds4333
      @Godwinpounds4333 2 года назад

      @@shirleylane131 I’m just trying to be nice and friendly to you that’s all. Where are you texting from?

    • @АнаТепловодская
      @АнаТепловодская Год назад

      Это же надо так испоганить творчество Фреди Меркьюри

  • @TRtraybloxeey
    @TRtraybloxeey 5 лет назад +6276

    Country’s army: uses military for war
    Swiss army: uses military as a dance group

  • @framebyframe-m4d
    @framebyframe-m4d 5 лет назад +23968

    This is what happens when the last battle you fought was in 1613

    • @ravinduwijayarathna6238
      @ravinduwijayarathna6238 5 лет назад +491

      that's kinda sad

    • @Dragon43ish
      @Dragon43ish 5 лет назад +406

      Best comment in you tube!!!!

    • @alvinthompson6333
      @alvinthompson6333 5 лет назад +157

      BUUUUURN!

    • @gagan77100
      @gagan77100 5 лет назад +1423

      @@ravinduwijayarathna6238 why its sad ? War is not fun place

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 5 лет назад +1532

      @@ravinduwijayarathna6238 That means they've done their job perfectly since their country managed to stay independent without losing a single man.

  • @mrpineapple3655
    @mrpineapple3655 5 лет назад +3087

    Stop saying it’s better than the original
    *this is the original*

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 лет назад +9

      Nah theyre the same

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 лет назад +5

      Welp im getting r/wooooshed this time

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 лет назад +7

      @veeti You couldve just said r/wooooosh.

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 5 лет назад +7

      The original is still better imo and dont woosh me i know its a joke

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 лет назад

      @@kh2b573 i had the same point.

  • @felixniederhauser7799
    @felixniederhauser7799 Год назад +64

    One of the most underrated Armies in the world. Well done soldiers.

  • @missprincesscarina
    @missprincesscarina 4 года назад +4335

    Russians: I'm A Barbie Girl
    USA: Gangnam Style
    Swiss: We Will Rock You
    Random army dancing/marching video: What Is Love?
    What's next?

    • @SK-tr1wo
      @SK-tr1wo 4 года назад +33

      Covid 19 cadence

    • @user-fu1zv7iw9f
      @user-fu1zv7iw9f 4 года назад +107

      Romania: Dragostea din tei
      Spain: Macarena
      North Korea: Staying alive
      Germany: Moskau

    • @jenniferyu2828
      @jenniferyu2828 4 года назад +21

      Hey where’s that Gangnam style video? I only saw call me maybe

    • @saraelizabethsare2348
      @saraelizabethsare2348 4 года назад +6

      Chinese Army - Get lucky

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад +2

      Oh this is next: ruclips.net/video/FYQKTCdRw-g/видео.html

  • @trainsdeluxe1
    @trainsdeluxe1 5 лет назад +3302

    Switzerland: *Sends 81 Soldiers*
    Soldiers: *Comes back with 82*
    We came with a friend

    • @enesbaby
      @enesbaby 5 лет назад +119

      Haha made my day, thank you!

    • @vishalbendre7567
      @vishalbendre7567 5 лет назад +38

      Send few of them to land of terror Pakistan, They may become your friend but high chances are there that you may become friend of terrorists

    • @georgobergfell
      @georgobergfell 5 лет назад +171

      That was Liechtenstein, but Switzerland might be comparable

    • @ZERO_REVIEWS_
      @ZERO_REVIEWS_ 5 лет назад +25

      I'm from Pakistan it isn't as bad as everyone think its just India tries to bully us but as u most likely seem in the news we take everything seriously

    • @nathanielalex8168
      @nathanielalex8168 5 лет назад +18

      @@ZERO_REVIEWS_ I'm sorry, on behalf of India. I know how it feels when one blames the entire country just because of poor leadership, like as if you are responsible for it. I know how it feels. #relatable

  • @noctisluxus
    @noctisluxus 4 года назад +3254

    I’m almost surprised they didn’t sing a Disney song.
    It is Switzerland after all.

    • @noctisluxus
      @noctisluxus 4 года назад +150

      @Kendall Bass Switzerland is known as very peaceful country. Therefor it would almost match their innocence if they were to sing a disney song.

    • @obsesivecooker7976
      @obsesivecooker7976 4 года назад +8

      Noice

    • @LuLu-ip4zb
      @LuLu-ip4zb 4 года назад +18

      Those are Copyright protected

    • @clarahyoung5340
      @clarahyoung5340 4 года назад +8

      Looool, I was born in Switzerland and I've yet to meet anyone who sings Disney songs

    • @khanhduongngoc9762
      @khanhduongngoc9762 4 года назад +2

      @Kendall Bass search Mickey mouse song in Full Metal Jacket

  • @esmeralda-yo8sl
    @esmeralda-yo8sl Год назад +36

    Wouldn’t it be wonderful to see all armies around the world concentrating on their choreography and marching so joyfully. Maybe one day.

    • @Skylar_minecraft
      @Skylar_minecraft Год назад +5

      instead of war there could be world dance-offs to decide outcomes of things

  • @bence3037
    @bence3037 5 лет назад +15205

    Russian army: I'm a Barbie Girl
    American army: Baby Shark
    Swiss Army: We will rock you

    • @Kronyx1776
      @Kronyx1776 5 лет назад +73

      Americam?

    • @Kronyx1776
      @Kronyx1776 5 лет назад +30

      Jaguar Woods bruh do you even know what you’re talking about

    • @Kronyx1776
      @Kronyx1776 5 лет назад +13

      Elon I sure will ✌🏻

    • @twizzyyy3955
      @twizzyyy3955 5 лет назад +14

      You go to gulag tf is Barbie we only know cheeki breeki

    • @bluchickenstudios9957
      @bluchickenstudios9957 5 лет назад +35

      Next the Australian army:Pumped up kicks

  • @evelyngravatt3198
    @evelyngravatt3198 4 года назад +3344

    Some think this is a sign of peace.
    This is no peace. This is a warning.
    If you invade Switzerland
    They will rock you.

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 4 года назад +94

      So Switzerland has earthbenders?

    • @evelyngravatt3198
      @evelyngravatt3198 4 года назад +65

      @@Iliadic Why do you think no one has invaded them since.... A long time?

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 4 года назад +25

      @@evelyngravatt3198 gasp

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 4 года назад +12

      INFANTERIE, EINMARSCH!!

    • @MiscellaneousJo
      @MiscellaneousJo 4 года назад +4

      XD

  • @jacobwiren8142
    @jacobwiren8142 5 лет назад +1811

    See you all again in 6 years when this is recommended again.

  • @elenavonpavel-pitts3442
    @elenavonpavel-pitts3442 2 года назад +18

    From USA...my dad served in WW2...I watched him many times doing cadence...I love ur choice of updated cadence!!

  • @Theo_here
    @Theo_here 4 года назад +10884

    As an ex-swiss army soldier, I can confirm that this is our daily routine.

    • @kagetsku1309
      @kagetsku1309 4 года назад +143

      FR tho?

    • @D-eZ
      @D-eZ 4 года назад +114

      I hope that was a joke.

    • @bonkycat257
      @bonkycat257 4 года назад +23

      Dan

    • @bonkycat257
      @bonkycat257 4 года назад +35

      Dang

    • @ILoveYani
      @ILoveYani 4 года назад +25

      @Soviet Union General Justin Y. Fuck the soviet union

  • @Icarus-gz4vj
    @Icarus-gz4vj 5 лет назад +3704

    Russia: bears
    America: eagles
    Switzerland: *swiss army tanks*

  • @avabaldwin9917
    @avabaldwin9917 4 года назад +1305

    Mom : why do you wanna join the army?
    Me: its complicated

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 года назад +4

      Normie

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 года назад +6

      I hear they carry nice pocket knives....

    • @tubedude54
      @tubedude54 4 года назад +4

      @@alphagt62 And watches...

    • @Wolfy20856
      @Wolfy20856 4 года назад

      My exact problem

    • @jaythom3979
      @jaythom3979 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ricardopapa-fw7yo
    @Ricardopapa-fw7yo 3 года назад +612

    I love it! Well Done Gentelmen.From an ex US Army Soldier. ⚔️🇺🇲

    • @damiafilza9927
      @damiafilza9927 3 года назад +3

      gentlemen

    • @armygman79
      @armygman79 3 года назад +3

      Ditto from a Paratrooper

    • @claytonmahon9433
      @claytonmahon9433 3 года назад +6

      Same here former Infantry

    • @katarn999
      @katarn999 3 года назад +1

      Fuck the Swiss Army - I know what I'm talking about. Fuck them.

    • @gomi2146
      @gomi2146 3 года назад

      @@katarn999 Why?

  • @whitedad1339
    @whitedad1339 5 лет назад +3853

    It's weird that the leader actually sounded like Freddie Mercury

  • @helenamusic260
    @helenamusic260 4 года назад +615

    The fact that Freddie lived in Switzerland in his final years, has a statue there, and has a Studio Experience there, makes it 10x better

    • @joshina4497
      @joshina4497 4 года назад +2

      Who

    • @donotneed2250
      @donotneed2250 4 года назад +4

      @@joshina4497, no, that's another rock group.

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 4 года назад +1

      His statue is in Geneva....

    • @POOKUDOO
      @POOKUDOO 4 года назад +1

      @@manoman0 In Montreux

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 4 года назад

      @@POOKUDOO Oh....

  • @SG-ix7sl
    @SG-ix7sl 5 лет назад +1541

    Imagine if people started marching towards like this. I would run away in terror.

    • @bluehornet197
      @bluehornet197 5 лет назад +66

      I would die from laughter i bet this is how the swiss have won there wars

    • @SG-ix7sl
      @SG-ix7sl 5 лет назад +4

      @Lucky Banana good one.😂

    • @averylividmoose3599
      @averylividmoose3599 5 лет назад +4

      Ever heard of the Hakka?

    • @noru8360
      @noru8360 5 лет назад +6

      i would start crying with confusion

    • @jakartagamer6188
      @jakartagamer6188 5 лет назад +8

      it wouldn't be perfect without a earrape speaker

  • @fhuber7507
    @fhuber7507 Год назад +17

    Military singing cadence is a very long tradition.
    This was well done.

  • @Waxir92
    @Waxir92 5 лет назад +4111

    Wars of the future will be settled on the dance floors. 🤣

  • @rivera7200
    @rivera7200 5 лет назад +2020

    *World War 2 starts*
    Germany and Russia: *fighting*
    Switzerland:

  • @lilyhobson2297
    @lilyhobson2297 4 года назад +9154

    POV: your here after the Russian Army singing “Barbie Girl” appeared on your FYP a few years after it was posted

    • @hearts4gothrock
      @hearts4gothrock 4 года назад +117

      I'm here after american army

    • @kargovroom7701
      @kargovroom7701 4 года назад +169

      Frick u called me out

    • @cl5840
      @cl5840 4 года назад +121

      POV: I’m here after Barbie girl and then baby shark and now here.

    • @aviangalaxy
      @aviangalaxy 4 года назад +10

      mE

    • @jessierose5319
      @jessierose5319 4 года назад +46

      First Russian army, then American. And now Swiss

  • @myfavoritemartian1
    @myfavoritemartian1 2 года назад +23

    Rock & Roll. There's never been anything like it in history.

    • @BoatPotomac
      @BoatPotomac Год назад

      Martian: The closest thing to it was the period during which the nobility commissioned calming, classical music to be written to calm down kinds & queens to prevent them from getting into angry moods.

  • @robotontheinternet0122
    @robotontheinternet0122 4 года назад +6318

    When you stay neutral in every war and don’t know what to do with your army

    • @DaferrFN
      @DaferrFN 4 года назад +245

      They actually do a lot. Just not overseas. I see them doing exercises and practicing all the time.
      They are very interesting to watch work. And this year they are helping the hospitals because of the pandemic.

    • @naashoiianinigii5266
      @naashoiianinigii5266 4 года назад +212

      Germany: How bout we start something with Switzerland and invade them
      Switzerland: *Laughs in explosve rigged roadways and railways*
      Oh and we will rock you

    • @TransSwissCat
      @TransSwissCat 4 года назад +40

      @@naashoiianinigii5266 Most of bridges have been demined, but we never know, they might have forgoten some or didn't removed osme without saying it.

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 4 года назад +18

      @@TransSwissCat I’m sure they could mine those bridges and railways just as quickly.

    • @TransSwissCat
      @TransSwissCat 4 года назад +12

      @@holdencross5904 Actually forgoten bombs where already found in major cities bridges, now a days it becomed rarer and rarer because we already went trough most of them but some old bridges could still be mined. (Telling you from my cool country called Switzerland.)

  • @shinchannohara2924
    @shinchannohara2924 5 лет назад +306

    Americans - we have "B53"
    Russians - we have "Tsar bomba"
    Swiss people - let's see who can dance better

    • @George-nz2oc
      @George-nz2oc 5 лет назад +6

      Dude they control the world-wide banking system...they don't need nothing else

    • @Kari-zy3fi
      @Kari-zy3fi 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @Miko36110
      @Miko36110 5 лет назад +3

      Russians - ruclips.net/video/d7FIpqPvL7E/видео.html

    • @lorenzon.8084
      @lorenzon.8084 5 лет назад

      🤐

  • @ruby-xf3of
    @ruby-xf3of 4 года назад +1249

    *so i’ve just signed up for the army*

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 4 года назад +24

      If you live in Switzerland, that ain't saying much! 😆

    • @irenamaczuga4277
      @irenamaczuga4277 4 года назад +9

      Switzerland requires its citizens to do military service for a little bit when they turn 18

    • @tonikronpass_15
      @tonikronpass_15 4 года назад +1

      @@irenamaczuga4277 thats sad haha😂

    • @unifff
      @unifff 4 года назад +3

      @@tonikronpass_15 How tho?

    • @tobiaslandolt3953
      @tobiaslandolt3953 4 года назад +4

      @@unifff @quicky I am in recruit school atm in Switzerland 😎 We have a militia system. Mandatory for every able bodied male citizen😉

  • @manta28able
    @manta28able 2 года назад +3

    Jungs SUPER Gemacht und das noch super synchron und noch in der schweizerischen Kälte im Winter, Respekt

  • @Jaidencharlotte
    @Jaidencharlotte 4 года назад +5833

    This is what Switzerland were doing during both world wars

    • @dornierdo2172
      @dornierdo2172 4 года назад +121

      Aswell as looking after stolen gold and art works for the third Reich. 😐

    • @TheFreedutch2008
      @TheFreedutch2008 4 года назад +36

      LOL was just thinking the same thing

    • @josephstalin9129
      @josephstalin9129 4 года назад +87

      Switzerland was also producing lots of chocolate

    • @sledgehamma9640
      @sledgehamma9640 4 года назад +16

      Yeah that's possible

    • @nikxsn2042
      @nikxsn2042 4 года назад +41

      This comment made me laugh so much that my girlfriend woke up and asked me „what the fuck is so funny!?“

  • @itsa-memario1297
    @itsa-memario1297 5 лет назад +547

    This video: exists
    *6 years later*
    RUclips: Hey you wanna check out swiss' army singing we will rock you?

  • @CanadaMatt
    @CanadaMatt 5 лет назад +745

    Didn't love it, didn't hate it. I would sum up my impression of this as Neutral.

  • @amypagekaviani5661
    @amypagekaviani5661 3 года назад +27

    How could anyone give this wonderful performance thumbs down?

  • @karols7755
    @karols7755 5 лет назад +752

    When you're bored because you haven't fought for 200 years lol

    • @harryt2284
      @harryt2284 5 лет назад +19

      More like 350+

    • @Analprolapsdeluxe
      @Analprolapsdeluxe 5 лет назад +1

      more like 70 you twat's

    • @nikosmanganiotis3519
      @nikosmanganiotis3519 5 лет назад +5

      Cedric Lysser You do not want show the possessive form of the word twat so therefore omit the apostrophe you twat.

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 5 лет назад +7

      @@Analprolapsdeluxe The Switzerland doesn't fought in WW 1 and WW 2.

    • @AriannaArianna89
      @AriannaArianna89 5 лет назад +1

      Karol Słowiak 😂😂😂 true

  • @JokKesOnU
    @JokKesOnU 5 лет назад +1307

    6 years after...
    RUclips: Let's recommend this to everyone in 2019.

  • @stormtrumper7634
    @stormtrumper7634 5 лет назад +44

    “Do whatever you want with my music as long as you make it good.”
    -Freddie Mercury

  • @ThoroughbredWriter714
    @ThoroughbredWriter714 2 года назад +1

    FABULOUS! So cool! The Swiss have a great sense of humor: about 25 years ago, I went on one or two dates with a Sergeant from the Swiss Army. (He was very cute, but very tall [6'4"] and imposing.) We discussed the Swiss Army, of course--an organization of which I knew nothing.)
    He told me that only officers in the Swiss Army have corkscrews in their Swiss Army Knives--because enlisted soldiers aren't supposed to drink on the job. ;)
    And...in the car on our first date, driving up the Northway at about 65mph, I learned some trivia about the Swiss Army. (Handy for rounds of Trivial Pursuit, which we'd played with friends before that first date: losing a question meant taking a shot of Grappa or Kirschwasser.) ;)
    He turned to me, looking very serious, and said, "I could kill you with my bare hands, if I wanted to." I looked out my window, then back, speaking slowly: "I'm from Troy. My hunting knife is in my right hand. I can gut you like a deer before your hands GET to my neck, Pal."
    He laughed, I laughed, the date went fine. (Neil Young was AWEsome.) ;)

  • @mayonez6248
    @mayonez6248 5 лет назад +691

    Me, before watching the video: Why would the Swiss want an army-
    Me after the video: Ah. Right.

    • @sibulu2878
      @sibulu2878 5 лет назад +11

      Well every single man in switzerland is obliged to serve the army for atleast one year .. it's sadly not even a choice :P

    • @matiaslopez5492
      @matiaslopez5492 5 лет назад +3

      @@sibulu2878 why? If they are not in war like South Korea

    • @Wwgsl
      @Wwgsl 5 лет назад

      Славянка ты русская?

    • @DimoB8
      @DimoB8 5 лет назад +2

      They were peaceful because they had a military

    • @SwissAvgeek
      @SwissAvgeek 5 лет назад +3

      @@matiaslopez5492 Because even though Switzerland is neutral the army can intervene if the country is invaded or things like these

  • @jrexx2841
    @jrexx2841 4 года назад +566

    When the Nazis saw this they knew the Swiss can't be invaded.

  • @vienchiez3954
    @vienchiez3954 4 года назад +2676

    Russians: I'm a Barbie girl.
    Americans : Baby Shark.
    Swiss: We will rock you.

    • @shibijalatheesh7652
      @shibijalatheesh7652 4 года назад +104

      Also Russians: Bad romance.

    • @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree
      @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 4 года назад +21

      @@ginadisbrow9324 it means videos of the armies from these countries marching and singing the songs mentioned by the original commenter.

    • @Innnr
      @Innnr 4 года назад +15

      I came after russian singing bad romance

    • @dalspartan
      @dalspartan 4 года назад +2

      Vien Chiez 😂😂😂

    • @katrinfilipicheva7836
      @katrinfilipicheva7836 4 года назад +5

      No russian making this:
      ruclips.net/video/9pKWnKtt1QQ/видео.html

  • @S0fie2979
    @S0fie2979 Год назад +1

    No but when they said a misheard lyrics its "Your a big disgrace kicking your cat all over the place" got me laughing so hard.

  • @F0NGOFF
    @F0NGOFF 5 лет назад +1925

    Russian Army : We are da best barbies
    American Army : Hold on.. WE Are the best sharks!
    Swiss Army : Hold my rocks..

    • @Eji_the_rat
      @Eji_the_rat 5 лет назад +3

      That foment is me Ina nutshell tho 😂😂

    • @F0NGOFF
      @F0NGOFF 5 лет назад

      How did this get so many likes omg XD

    • @shikikanamer4266
      @shikikanamer4266 5 лет назад +5

      German Army : *WHO DECIDED THAT*

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 лет назад

      Chess

    • @SR81K9
      @SR81K9 5 лет назад +3

      America losing to a bunch of starving 14yr olds with AK47's didn't make it into your text books at school? And that loss to a bunch of 4ft tall farmers in S.E Asia... Etc..etc

  • @teslagirl1
    @teslagirl1 5 лет назад +207

    The Swiss Army trains hard and its soldiers are actually quite skilled and tough. A neutral country knows that they still might be forced to defend themselves against an aggressor and that their military is sometimes needed in the event of a natural disaster or other national emergency.

    • @genroynoisis6980
      @genroynoisis6980 5 лет назад +3

      found the swiss

    • @riggedtroxaa8675
      @riggedtroxaa8675 5 лет назад +3

      nope .. ''some'' might train hard and ''some'' might be skilled but that might be 10 % XD
      since the swiss army is a must... all the guys who dont like it or just the ones that are fucking stupid go there as well.. the rest is true .. but you know i was sergeant myself and most people say they rather fly to another country or just wont help in case of an emergency .. because they never wanted to go to the army but they had to..
      it was a really hard time teaching a group of stubborn people who rather stay at home playing fortnite or something
      yes i know my english is bad

    • @pbuzzi
      @pbuzzi 5 лет назад +3

      @@riggedtroxaa8675 realtalk aber immer no besser als zivildienst und panzerfahre seg chillig hani ghört

    • @teslagirl1
      @teslagirl1 4 года назад

      @@AABB-nm3dp Neutral nations who desire to STAY neutral--ESPECIALLY those who have wealth, resources, location desirable to other nations, cannot afford to be weak. They cannot count on the protection of allies. Although every nation has its less than stellar representatives, one should never judge another nation to be weak unless one knows EVERYTHING about that nation and it's military and has direct experience of it.

    • @teslagirl1
      @teslagirl1 4 года назад

      @@AABB-nm3dp ok. Then yours is an informed opinion. Had you been a snarky teen in California, it wouldn't have been.

  • @brickbattle1462
    @brickbattle1462 7 лет назад +3032

    When your army hasn't been involved in a conflict for over 200 years they begin to spend their time in other ways....

    • @krypto3794
      @krypto3794 6 лет назад +9

      Brick Battle lol

    • @nebucadneza1914
      @nebucadneza1914 6 лет назад +16

      Maybe in 1940 s we were not in a conflict because we have an army and strategic control for europes trading routes for north south trading. Basicly like in amsterdam is the west east connection for the internet.

    • @stephena1196
      @stephena1196 6 лет назад +97

      One of the main reasons for having an army is to dissuade other countries from fucking with you and if they've done that successfully for 200 years then they're entitled to sing and dance about it.

    • @bigboy9693
      @bigboy9693 6 лет назад +10

      They have never dissuade any country, just like Nazi Germany they cooperated, allowing the trains carrying the Jews to go through Switzerland and being the Nazi bankers, processing the gold teeth into coin,s that still contained the mercury for the murdered hews up until the 80's.

    • @gunner678
      @gunner678 6 лет назад +19

      @@nebucadneza1914 anyone stupid enough to try to take on Switzerland by invasion, needs to look at a map, the military budget, and her history! its an extremely hard nut to crack, probably impossible by conventional means and then of course, there is the economic crisis that would ensue! Switzerland is nuetral for a very good reason, certainly not through weakness!

  • @thegrimsleeper07
    @thegrimsleeper07 Год назад +1

    What I like about the Swiss army is, that they sometimes just guard random places because theres nothing else to do. You´d be taking a stroll through a forrest and suddently theres a whole troop with tanks and verything guarding a windmill.

  • @iamgautamj
    @iamgautamj 4 года назад +243

    For people to whom this video is recommended:-
    Swiss Army - We Will Rock You
    Russian Army - Barbie Girl
    American Army - Baby Shark
    This is a Cold War!!

    • @thisissosad2177
      @thisissosad2177 4 года назад +2

      American one doe
      "RUN AWAY"
      tutututututu
      That's smth I wouldn't say in a military site

    • @happytheducky
      @happytheducky 4 года назад +4

      they're gonna get into a legit ww3 about which army can dance/sing the best

    • @Darkreign1
      @Darkreign1 4 года назад

      Just need to wait for the British army to do the ketchup song

    • @A.i.r_K
      @A.i.r_K 4 года назад

      I'm waiting someone to rick roll an entire army in a war

    • @Amaryll_s
      @Amaryll_s 4 года назад +2

      Russian army singed not only barbie girl, they singed Bad romance too.

  • @zwounk7712
    @zwounk7712 5 лет назад +654

    *Me and my friend on the winter trench line*
    *Friend* : “Um the hell is that”
    *Me* : _Pulls out binoculars_
    *Me* : _Runs away in terror_

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 6 лет назад +276

    Thats why Switzerland doesnt get invaded - because they will, they will rock you

    • @arianitdemaj2531
      @arianitdemaj2531 6 лет назад +3

      HAHAHAH

    • @Hakabas01
      @Hakabas01 5 лет назад +1

      they have lots of rocks

    • @khorneberzerker2184
      @khorneberzerker2184 5 лет назад +1

      Quite literally, every bridge, tunnel, road, and railway is rigged to explode if Switzerland is ever invaded

    • @diegoleonardia5358
      @diegoleonardia5358 5 лет назад +1

      @Jacob Zondag isn't their invasion plan though to basically play like insurgents till the invaders get tired and fuck off. Thanks to the amount of mountains they have? Can't remember.

    • @dragon4956
      @dragon4956 5 лет назад

      @@diegoleonardia5358 That surely was the plan while WW2, but I heard plans changed in case of a war.

  • @glendahoward8259
    @glendahoward8259 7 месяцев назад +1

    Freddie's music will never be forgotten.❤

  • @al3xgod
    @al3xgod 5 лет назад +774

    2013: No
    2014: No
    2015: No
    2016: No
    2017: No
    2018: No
    2019: No
    2020: YES

  • @happygnomev2576
    @happygnomev2576 4 года назад +1126

    I would like to see American, Russian and Swiss troops all singing like a choir-that would be the definition of world peace

    • @alwaysbored47
      @alwaysbored47 4 года назад +30

      That is the coolest idea ever.

    • @aussienation4979
      @aussienation4979 4 года назад +26

      In this world that will never happen unfortunately.

    • @DemonWolfGaming.
      @DemonWolfGaming. 4 года назад +9

      @@aussienation4979 why not it's not like they dont get along russia is an ally of the US

    • @jazzoYT
      @jazzoYT 4 года назад +8

      @@DemonWolfGaming. maybe the fact that covid-19 is a thing and a bunch of sweating, heavy breathing men close together is a recipe for disaster

    • @explodingdragonmaster757
      @explodingdragonmaster757 4 года назад +5

      That would be amazing tho I calculated a 0.0962 percent chance of that happening

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 5 лет назад +479

    Now I know why germany didnt invade them during ww2, who could fight soldiers which such sick moves?

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 5 лет назад +12

      Because they bribed the border guards with Toblerone.

    • @herbertschroeder3739
      @herbertschroeder3739 5 лет назад +12

      Hitler was scared the Swiss Army would rock the reicht.

    • @ноуноу-и3ф
      @ноуноу-и3ф 5 лет назад +3

      Не пригласили их, чтобы было куда съ*бать

  • @hofec2000
    @hofec2000 3 года назад +1

    We did that 1988 in my Swiss Military Service. One year later, the Iron Curtain fell. Conicidence?

  • @maddawg-madigan07
    @maddawg-madigan07 4 года назад +1573

    Who’s here after watching “Russian Army Sings Barbie Girl”?

  • @darkezt1
    @darkezt1 4 года назад +208

    as a former US Marine, we do love some drill but definitely wish it was taught by the Swiss

    • @louisegogel7973
      @louisegogel7973 4 года назад +8

      darkezt1 ❤️🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭
      The Swiss have a strong reputation for discipline and precision.

    • @claysnyder1257
      @claysnyder1257 4 года назад +2

      hey captain hey captain I'm fed up with these I think their children I hope their children yeah I did my duty Vietnam medic hard to believe this little s*** heads don't know their ass from a hole in the ground everything is like Pretenders Dunkin mishmash bulshit

    • @S4lym0n
      @S4lym0n 4 года назад

      @@claysnyder1257 was it fun for u guys to hunt down farmers? For sure a big fucking service.

    • @S4lym0n
      @S4lym0n 4 года назад

      @Apple Smart Fridge yeeah bro I know right? It's way more fun in school if u shoot each other! Imagine if a terrorist would do this. Would be lame af! #supportschoolshootingz

    • @S4lym0n
      @S4lym0n 4 года назад

      @Apple Smart Fridge what?

  • @uma5467
    @uma5467 4 года назад +875

    In an alternate universe: switzerland getting tired of being neutral and conquering the entire world.

    • @geraldettmayr8435
      @geraldettmayr8435 4 года назад

      Means they seize all the money from their banks....

    • @syxxx1
      @syxxx1 4 года назад

      @Winston Craig my man we didn't lost against farmer with ww2 weapons like you

  • @sassysanders3997
    @sassysanders3997 Год назад

    Thanks. I enjoyed this from USA. We pray for all the military in every country every day. God bless you. 🙂

  • @WhoisFaieq
    @WhoisFaieq 4 года назад +1746

    Nobody's gonna appreciate that they were standing in the freezing cold.

    • @AFAGamingYT
      @AFAGamingYT 4 года назад +9

      Fxieq_26 I appreciate them. Lol

    • @magicalmady1230
      @magicalmady1230 4 года назад +5

      DONT INFECT MEEEEE

    • @WhoisFaieq
      @WhoisFaieq 4 года назад

      @@magicalmady1230 I will

    • @maike0597
      @maike0597 4 года назад +2

      @Yeshua is Lord. you think women can not stay in the freezing cold?

    • @maike0597
      @maike0597 4 года назад +1

      @Yeshua is Lord. sorry english is not my first language. But youre words contradict quite a lot. Thanks for assuming what I am but at the same time telling me I shouldnt assume about people😂 makes total sense to me

  • @treepteepandey1571
    @treepteepandey1571 4 года назад +301

    Welcome to today's episode of *"where the quarantine had brought me this time"*

  • @SirLipe
    @SirLipe 4 года назад +281

    Respect the Swiss army, they've fought too many wars.

    • @Elchan555
      @Elchan555 4 года назад +3

      -_-

    • @astraythestars
      @astraythestars 4 года назад +4

      *ironic*

    • @tobiaslandolt3953
      @tobiaslandolt3953 4 года назад +17

      In medieval times before weapons were invented swiss soldiers the most sought after. Every army would always buy swiss mercenaries before going to war, which resulted in swiss people actually fighting eachother, which they didn't mind because the pay was veeery high (Vage Gap):) Also that's why the pope's army consists of swiss soldiers. Liebi Grüess a mini Mitgenosse dihei 🥰

  • @Myrddnn
    @Myrddnn 2 года назад

    I totally needed to see this. Thank you for sharing.

  • @grandmasteryoda3430
    @grandmasteryoda3430 4 года назад +898

    Armies in battle;
    American Army: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
    Russian Army: I’m a Barbie Girl!
    Swiss Army: We will Rock you!
    Every other country: *Runs in terror*

    • @starlightfox54
      @starlightfox54 4 года назад +7

      Yess Run before we come to rock you OwO

    • @esajpsasipes2822
      @esajpsasipes2822 4 года назад +2

      Czech army: ruclips.net/video/FuOhQZP821o/видео.html

    • @reddeadfan-jz7sx
      @reddeadfan-jz7sx 4 года назад +3

      Grand Master Yoda Swiss army has an epic song so its kinda intimidating

    • @tatomba3213
      @tatomba3213 4 года назад +3

      So be carefulll🤣🤣

    • @grandmasteryoda3430
      @grandmasteryoda3430 4 года назад +3

      Artur 06 British Army: m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @xarsim4464
    @xarsim4464 5 лет назад +120

    Impressive that the whole army showed up

    • @enedrox3923
      @enedrox3923 5 лет назад +3

      mad funny, comedy gold

    • @navarajpanday68
      @navarajpanday68 4 года назад +3

      Whole country you mean?

    • @aurboda
      @aurboda 4 года назад

      @@navarajpanday68 yep, as long as you're able to

    • @syxxx1
      @syxxx1 4 года назад

      @Gappy look at the past.

  • @loveahusky
    @loveahusky 5 лет назад +119

    Just like Swiss Army knives, full of little surprises!

  • @arcthearc2352
    @arcthearc2352 3 года назад +1

    So cute ,nicely done. Very nice .thank u for sharing, God bless u all
    😀🙂🤗😷🙏🙏

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 5 лет назад +867

    They probably allotted more time dancing than actual military training in the past 400 years.

    • @inonymous2515
      @inonymous2515 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah because those people dancing in the video lived for about 400 years.

    • @cloroxbleach7554
      @cloroxbleach7554 5 лет назад +28

      @@inonymous2515 You've got some superb sentence comprehension skills my guy.

    • @epicfire6870
      @epicfire6870 5 лет назад +12

      Eould be cool but here in Switzerland EVERY man has to serve the military

    • @mikedaily4111
      @mikedaily4111 5 лет назад +1

      @@epicfire6870 I WONDER HOW MANY TAKES IT TOOK TO DO THIS!

    • @suryakiran3085
      @suryakiran3085 5 лет назад +1

      @@epicfire6870 its actually really good . Add discipline to your life .. every country should follow . Just my opinion .

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 5 лет назад +43

    Thank you for maintaining peace by not making wars, God bless Switzerland, from Italy 🇮🇹 :)

    • @lt.m1211
      @lt.m1211 5 лет назад +2

      p. f. Grazie per la tua gentilezza dalla 🇨🇭

  • @pizzasteve5825
    @pizzasteve5825 5 лет назад +279

    Watch out America here comes a platoon of dancing Swiss soldiers.

    • @23.10-k1v
      @23.10-k1v 5 лет назад +2

      if you head a brain you would notice they’re marching and saying we will rock you , it means hitting you like a hard rock

    • @t3ddyb34r5
      @t3ddyb34r5 5 лет назад +1

      America's got sharks!

    • @abcdefg2591
      @abcdefg2591 5 лет назад +1

      fuck

    • @archie592
      @archie592 5 лет назад +2

      Lol that was the whole Swiss army

    • @playlistsforeverypurpose
      @playlistsforeverypurpose 5 лет назад

      This reminds me of the dance off scene in Spartan Movie

  • @chacha59
    @chacha59 2 года назад +40

    LOVE, RESPECT & THANK OUR MILITARY! This is a awesome video !

  • @albertbinan9370
    @albertbinan9370 5 лет назад +644

    Who got this as a reccomended video on this december of 2019?

  • @reefjoubarani8535
    @reefjoubarani8535 5 лет назад +319

    Some other country: declares war on Switzerland
    Swiss Army: *dances*

    • @bloupy-s-n-a-c
      @bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 года назад +3

      OH GOD THEY ARE TOO STRONG! WE SURRENDER!

  • @dnieto1466
    @dnieto1466 4 года назад +393

    Barbie girl soldiers: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary.

  • @6stringfit187
    @6stringfit187 Год назад +1

    Singin "We will, we will Rock you!!"!!🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

  • @Novem-xt7dc
    @Novem-xt7dc 4 года назад +1535

    I'm here after having watched Russian soldiers singing "Bad Romance".

  • @mariekedekruijff9483
    @mariekedekruijff9483 4 года назад +237

    Europe: "Why do you have an army if you're so neutral?"
    Swiss:

    • @samhaina
      @samhaina 4 года назад +2

      Profit wherever possible.✌️

    • @fruitytinglesblahhh6963
      @fruitytinglesblahhh6963 4 года назад +3

      Don't they protect the pope?

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 4 года назад +1

      Well Europe has a border with Russia and others soooo

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 4 года назад

      NATO exists

    • @debashismohanta5444
      @debashismohanta5444 4 года назад +5

      Why not? Being neutral dosen't mean they can't have an army. Where as safety concerns there is compulsory.

  • @different2638
    @different2638 4 года назад +491

    When the Russians have singing to “I’m a barbie girl” so the Swiss have “we will rock you” US better step up their game

    • @kiwi-nu8qo
      @kiwi-nu8qo 4 года назад +44

      They sang baby shark

    • @different2638
      @different2638 4 года назад +37

      nikitea cool I wonder if all the country’s could just do a sing off instead of war 🤷‍♀️

    • @NoName-rb3vp
      @NoName-rb3vp 4 года назад +7

      they sang call me maybe lol

    • @lionlionheart2181
      @lionlionheart2181 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @Star_Studz
      @Star_Studz 4 года назад +2

      BABY SHARK DODODO

  • @flyfelix333
    @flyfelix333 Год назад +1

    "Do with my music what you want - but never make it boring!" - Freddie Mercury

  • @LindysEpiphany
    @LindysEpiphany 4 года назад +152

    This is how all wars should be fought! A song and a dance instead of death and destruction!

    • @missinspired581
      @missinspired581 4 года назад +11

      The world would be a better place if we could just sing instead of trying to resolve conflict with violence. I support song battle.

    • @dnfko
      @dnfko 4 года назад +3

      @christy a that would make some interesting alternatives for battlefield and call of duty

    • @missinspired581
      @missinspired581 4 года назад +1

      dnfko this sounds like a sweet game. I totally would play. Lol.

    • @bagelbob3979
      @bagelbob3979 4 года назад +4

      exacty or war should be a big chess match or maybe military should all be national guard type just helping people

    • @Icysnowman256
      @Icysnowman256 4 года назад +3

      dnfko *Dance Dance Revolution replaces COD*

  • @haikalmunawar1720
    @haikalmunawar1720 4 года назад +127

    Russian army : I'm a barbie girl
    American army : baby shark
    Swiss army : we will rock you
    Now this.... This is the perfect trilogy

  • @ryanjagpal9457
    @ryanjagpal9457 4 года назад +396

    Germans: Die Hölle
    French: Agréable
    Russian: что за херня

    • @MrIgnis-xh5ev
      @MrIgnis-xh5ev 4 года назад +6

      What the f*ck)))

    • @tomcruise5150
      @tomcruise5150 3 года назад +2

      God: people in hell

    • @Alexa-nx9mc
      @Alexa-nx9mc 3 года назад +4

      Ukraine: хлопці, це ж Queen, телепні.

    • @ryanjagpal9457
      @ryanjagpal9457 3 года назад

      @@Alexa-nx9mc Can you translate that?
      Also is that what the queen speaks?

    • @Alexa-nx9mc
      @Alexa-nx9mc 3 года назад +3

      @@ryanjagpal9457 guys, this is the "Queen", well, you stupid

  • @Stevdubs
    @Stevdubs 3 года назад

    my scout camp at lunch and dinner does "im a little teapot" but to the tune of "we will rock you" good times 4 weeks ago

  • @bignibba3568
    @bignibba3568 5 лет назад +74

    The World: Hey Switzerland what have you been working on all this time?
    Switzerland:

    • @Riixtard
      @Riixtard 4 года назад

      this is underrated

  • @godspeedgames7441
    @godspeedgames7441 4 года назад +384

    I mean- shi-- They nailed it. Like- NAILED IT.

  • @Bonkify69
    @Bonkify69 4 года назад +82

    Countries fighting WW2
    Meanwhile Switzerland :

  • @juliemccauslin5807
    @juliemccauslin5807 Год назад

    My drill sgt in basic led our marches with this and a few others. I LOVED cadence

  • @ellicechen
    @ellicechen 4 года назад +65

    RUclips: recommends this to me almost 8 years later...

  • @rishabhsinghbais2528
    @rishabhsinghbais2528 5 лет назад +2426

    Bae: my boyfriend is fighting for the country
    Boyfriend :
    Edit : thank you so much guys.. I havr never gotten this many likes 😊

    • @CardiacYew-xt5zq
      @CardiacYew-xt5zq 5 лет назад +5

      Bruu

    • @rishabhsinghbais2528
      @rishabhsinghbais2528 5 лет назад +4

      @sbcontt YT yeah, this is kinda better 😄

    • @pbuzzi
      @pbuzzi 5 лет назад +10

      No in Switzerland everyone knows that not very much people are taking the serving in the army very serious hahahaaa

    • @rishabhsinghbais2528
      @rishabhsinghbais2528 5 лет назад +3

      @@pbuzzi ohh.. 😅.. Well lol in that case 😂

    • @firehacker0381
      @firehacker0381 5 лет назад +4

      Hold up you're referring to the woman as "bae" but she has a boyfriend, so she's cheating on him?

  • @jero6853
    @jero6853 4 года назад +579

    So this is what they were doing back in both world wars

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht 3 года назад +8

    Ok, I needed this, it’s so wholesome! Thank you for uploading this! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now! ❤️

  • @tanyamahesh
    @tanyamahesh 4 года назад +112

    i cant even imagine how close these soldiers are with each other and what they've gone through together, this is so unbelievably sweet

    • @philipkalin1928
      @philipkalin1928 3 года назад +8

      Swiss Army.
      Not much more then this and other funny and veeeery stupid staff.
      We just serve our time here.
      Most of my time in was just chilling.
      But of course, you spend so much time with your troop, so all does boy‘s starting become your family.

    • @katarn999
      @katarn999 3 года назад

      I would watch my purse sleeping in the same room. Talking from experience.

    • @larrysorenson4789
      @larrysorenson4789 2 года назад

      They haven’t gone through anything.

    • @King_Baldwin2
      @King_Baldwin2 10 месяцев назад

      😂 emotional babby They didn't go through Anything .. they didn't fight a war from last 200 years

  • @Fangirl-iw2us
    @Fangirl-iw2us 4 года назад +1096

    swiss army : ~~we will, we will rock you~~
    while....
    Russian army : ~~I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world~~
    american army : ~~Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo~~

  • @My_AviationChannel
    @My_AviationChannel 5 лет назад +553

    All other countries and world leaders:
    🏳️ “WE SURRENDER”

    • @aswaltan8962
      @aswaltan8962 4 года назад

      Ha ha 🥱

    • @TurtleBacon
      @TurtleBacon 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 4 года назад +2

      Just france

    • @mmasque2052
      @mmasque2052 4 года назад +2

      Laugh all you want; there’s a reason Switzerland is Neutral. Back in the day, their army was so disciplined, so feared, that the rest of Europe banded together and told the Swiss, “Okay, here’s the deal, we’ll let you defend your country, but you can’t actively attack outside of your borders. Oh, we’ll let you protect Vatican City, too; Michelangelo has these really spiff uniforms for your guards there. That good with you? It better be, because, yeah, you can beat any one or two of us, but you can’t beat all of us. And you might be able to keep Italy and France from murdering each other. Have fun!” An entire army, trained to at least Force Recon level, with bases hidden INSIDE of mountains. And those Vatican City Guards? Those goofy uniforms hide physiques SEaLs would sell their mothers for.

  • @erniholt9357
    @erniholt9357 3 года назад

    Loved this upload....but my husband is now disappointed that the Navy cadence was never so cool. I reminded him that Queen wasn't formed in 1968, and Roy Orbisons' music just wasn't cadence material.
    Thanks for sharing some cool stuff from the chill Swiss.😊✌️✨