I played bee simulator in a way that was not intended
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2021
- I played bee simulator in a way that was not intended, sorry kids...
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I could barely understand Kevin through his thick Spanish accent
Hagrid
Hola! Me llamo is Kevin!
Did he move to Spain
@@avivaviva513 yea
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
I don’t think that Kevin has ever played a game the way the game developers intended it to be played
@cious BEGONE BOT
Bee played
Hagrid
nice pfp
love the pfp
Bee fact: while bees will die immediately after stinging a human, this is not the case for most other animals that could threaten a hive. Human skin is just freakishly stretchy for a land vertebrate, and their stingers get stuck, so bees don't actually defend their hives with intentional kamikaze attacks
As a bee I can confirm. I'm currently dead.
@@Bee-zr5pb but your pfp shows you are a woman 🤔
@@aliyaf9869 um... Lots of makeup 🤷🏼♀️
@@aliyaf9869 Its not a woman its a bee tch
Ah yes, my flesh is stretchy
For a random ass simulator game, this looks shockingly high quality.
In that ways?
From how much effort was put into all the 'plot' including proper bee facts, I think this was actually meant as an educational game, rather than a random simulator! :D
They wasted their money on the game graphics and couldn't afford anymore voice actors 🤣🤣🤣
@@aeroblaziken4145 and I'm all for it, this game's one voice actor is doing such a good job
The voice acting leaves a lot to be desired though.
This game is scientifically accurate in so many ways- the dancing, all worker bees being female, communicating in English, and getting into battles with wasps
I am a bee and I can confirm this
If all worker bees are female, what do the men do? I know they like implode during sex but surely there's more before then
@@shaniaking5916 According to the first site that came up when I googled it (don't want to share links in a youtube comment), it varies between species.
The example the article gave were:
Honeybee drones only really exist for mating and will gather and wait in special areas until a queen comes around (if they don't manage to mate and thus survive until late fall, they will be driven out of the hive to safe food), bumblebee drones leave their home nest and live solitary lives and male carpenter bees actually help defend the nest.
Also male bees apparently don't have stingers.
@@19darkwolfangel99 Ah so the male carpenters do the whole "create a furnace with our bodies and cook the invader to death" trick it seems.
@@19darkwolfangel99 according to all known laws of aviation-
And thus, a new era begins. An era where Kevin will be sunburned a lot
Congrats on the heart
Btw, make sure to report any links
Indeed
A tanned Kevin?! Never!
BEEGIN*
Someone has probably said this already but when all the bees swarmed that hornet they actually baked it to death. The bees create a ball around it and basically vibrate to heat up and cook the hornet ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
imagine a group of people go up to someone and start dancing on them until they melt
@@theepicchickenyt gold comment
The inside of the pile of bees can get over 10 degrees hotter than the surroundings
dinner time!
I thought only Japanese bees do that, and is why Japanese hornets coming to the US is such a problem. Because our bees don't know to do that
A more shocking title at this point, with Kevin’s track record, would be “I play a game perfectly without any destruction and exactly as was intended by the game designers” 😂
For a bee simulator this game popped OFF. Like daym, the level of mechanics design and care put into the art (even the voice acting!) did not need to be that high for a simulator game. You can tell someone really cared for this project.
Ikr? I probably would've loved this as a kid.
I mean Powewash Simulator popped off, when there is barely any interesting gameplay, but what do I know?
Too bad it sucked 🤷🏻
@@toopink4death492 satisfying gameplay, though
yea
He called himself shitface when Kebeen was the optimal solution.
Call Me Beevin
@@pokerusfreak8194 you like ring of fire?
Hagrid
1:47 oh god the flashbacks
@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 no he likes bee of fire
Shitface is, indeed, a girl! Nearly all bees are female - the only male bees are drones... interesting bee facts for you! Bees have a very interesting structure to their society and the drones don't serve a purpose to the hive other than reproducing, so the female worker bees kick them out eventually. 🤣
Yeahhhh, wintertime especially 👀
And they actually do dance to tell eachother directions - the wiggle dance
Imagine asking someone for directions and they suddenly get down and give a sick dance performance.
Are the drones children of the queen???
Another interesting fact regarding bees is that they can only sting once. When they sting their stinger along with the attached venom sack, is ripped from their body and remains stuck in the victim continuously pumping venom. The bee dies.
"This sounds like a feckin' cult."
So all bees are in a cult basically? Is that what you're saying, Kevin?
I mean, the males work tirelessly all day and night, pollenating, doing honey-related activities, serving and protecting the one chick. Sounds like a cult to me. A simp cult. Oh god, it's like OnlyFans. Wow, that went in a direction that I apologize for.
@@JSainte17 wdym? all worker bees are female. The males don't have a stinger and don't collect pollen nor nectar. They can't eat without the help of the workers. The males die right after they mate, so they dedicate their entire life to mating once.
@@teha17 So it’s still a cult, kinda still a simp cult, but the worker bees are Cady, Gretchen, and the really dumb girl who’s name I can’t remember, and the queen is Regina. lol
@@teha17 Also, ever seen the bee whisperer lady? What she does is incredible but is 100% legit nightmare fuel.
@@JSainte17 yeah, glad she's doing what she does but damn do the bees look like they could eat a baby alive.
I don’t like lies, Kevin said ”prepare for a lot of bad bee puns” but there were only good ones
Just let it bee
@@adab7646 I can't beelieve you just did that
@@rowinpruim1198 I just hived to do it
This game seems really intereSTING
I can't BEElieve you actually did this
Ikr, he must've been BUZZY working on it.
Any self promoters come here, just know that we'll mass report you
@@IamaPERSON Hell Yeah
🦉
@@cheechchong3358 Wait, are you? No, it couldn't be
Ah, yes. As a straight white male, I too, feel called out by the bee agenda
Developer makes game that is supposed to get people to like and want to save bees; Kevin spends all his time stinging the heck out of everyone as often as he can. XD Prime Kevin content -- I'm glad the move went well!
White walls, white shirt, pale Irishman in Spain…. I think Jim finally caught him, lads
His studio is in the basement now, too. Bold of you to assume he hadn't caught him before already though.
Interestingly enough, bees actually dance to give other bees a direction of where they got their pollen from. Karl Von Frisch was the one who first noticed this beehavior iirc.
Hagrid
but that's about it what this game got right in terms of realism. Combo stinging and 1v1 fights that would never end good for the bee, what a joke calling it a simulator.
@@martinmalenak366 To be fair, I don't think a combat system where you get to make one attack and then automatically die would make for a particularly enjoyable game.
@@GlaurungTheGreat I agree, but I'd preffer not having a combat ystem at all. This game could be a lot better if there was stealth involved, or some mechanics that allows you to avoid danger, not be a unstoppable juggernaut bee, fi they wanna call it a simulator.
@@GlaurungTheGreat @Martin Malenak agree with both comments
Adore that this game includes details such as bees getting drunk off fermented apples and the bee oven
Right?? I was hoping I wasn't the only one that caught these!
Yet they couldn't get it right that bees collect nectar, not pollen. Why the fuck would a bee want pollen?
Clearly this game was made as a one-person-project by a bee enthusiast to share their excitement about them with the world, and I love it for that. It may have a whacky combat system, random-ass story and bland gameplay, but I adore the attempt to cram as much bee knowledge as possible into a little game like this, with funny synchro and a moral in the end.
Kevin hasn't burnt to a crisp yet, this must have been recorded just fives minutes after moving to Spain.
Whatt😂🤣🤣
Must not have left the airport yet.
Hes the kind of guy to use an umbrella for shade, thing is he probably does 😂
Real bees do actually communicate through dancing and they defend their homes against hornets by swarming into a ball around the hornet and vibrating their wing muscles to generate heat and roast the hornet alive.
Hagrid..
@@hagrid3348 Ooo, two .. that's exotic for you!
Only Asian honeybees do the "balling" attack, and it's only towards giant hornets, or queens they don't like. Other bees do not use that attack, and most other hornets aren't worth using a special attack on.
The closest thing you'll get to that in any other bee is what stingless bees do, but they aren't roasting their enemies, they are biting and smothering them to death.
@@chitinskin9860 this guy bees
i love how the game has a bunch of scientifically accurate info on bee behavior but doesn't really explain any of it (or at least it's not shown in kevin's video) and then when something Bee happens kevin is just like 'wait wat' LMAO
the 'wait i'm a girl?' and the dancing took me OUT
Fun fact, honey bees aren't even CLOSE to being exstinct. All the other sorts of bees are. It's like we say we need to save the birds but only care for chickens.
Fun fact: bees actually do a "waggle dance" in order to give other bees direction to new flower patches, water sources, or potential nest sites.
I've just got that one Phineas and Ferb song stuck in my head now 😅
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
Actually they don't
Most bees are solitary gatherers
They wiggle dance only happens in artificial environments where there's no other way to talk
@@kimarna so then... They do do it then. The same way humans wave at each other to say hello. Humans do that. Not _all_ humans do that, and humans who live alone can't do that, but humans do do that when there is someone to wave at.
Kevin: "I'm being cyberbullied...BY YOU"
Me, just eating some ice cream: *G A S P*
i was also eating ice cream
Well, you see…the thing is…
George, they’re on to us!!
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
1:20 I love how they call honey bees "natural pollinators" despite the fact that those Bees are invasive to the majority of the planet, and have replaced the species that used to pollinate the plants they do now.
Just honey bees, not other bees. Still, their choice of bee was terrible, a bumblebee or carpenter bee trying to survive in a park in the middle of the city would be much more dramatic and interesting. Instead, they chose invasive feral livestock.
Glad you edited that.
Bees don’t aim to collect pollen, they want nectar and the pollen rubs off on them. Only thing wrong with this game, the battles with wasps is very accurate
Kevin's Cork accent really comes out when he says the word "wasp"
Hagrid
7:12 7:33 11:49
I kind of feel though like he is saying it properly, like it's spelt, rather than the rest of us. I mean, just simply looking at the words who would think that wasp and lost should sound the same? English is weird.
@@hagrid3348 Eight time.
@@andrewwebb3431 I would say in that case "lost" is the one with the weird pronunciation. In fact it's mainly Americans that use the so-called father-vowel (ah) for "o". British accents will usually say a proper "o" sound.
This Game might be weird. But It has quite a charming side, like its trying to raise awareness on bees at least
but most information in it is kinda wrong :/ honeybees are native to Europe, they don't do much for the environment in other places where they are introduced, they're only important for some farms and stuff. Honeybees are literally livestock, and get all the attention of big "conservation projects" away from the other bees that are actually endangered
@@thea_kober all bees are endangered dude and yeah we'd be in big trouble if we didn't have have bees around
@@thea_kober Well, since when have simulation games ever been accurate anyways? If simulation games were accurate we'd have surgeons who operate with one hand, can't move their arms, wrists, and fingers without making jagged movements, or goats that have their heads that glitch out when they run into walls.
@@Name.......... so why talk of only one type of bee then? And then the information you are spreading is wrong. Well not you, them the people who made the game.
@Meatlesspi3 No they aren't. The European Honeybee is *least concern.* It's also an *invasive species* in places it's been introduced into and is *killing* the native bees.
Stop worrying about honeybees and start worrying about the solitary bees and new world bumblebees being threatened by the invasion of non-native species.
I’ve been stung by wasps a number of times, always while minding my own business, but bees have never hurt me. I guess they can sense how much I love them. Every bee I’ve ever held (usually after reading them from a pool of water or off the sidewalk) has actively refused to leave my hand/finger until I give them a little nudge onto whatever plant I’m trying to let them go on. 😅
Bees seem to like me too. I was stung once but was a long time ago and Bees haven't stung me since then
wait, he's completed his move to Spain and I can still understand him? Never realized that I speak fluent Spanish. Noice.
Can’t wait to see Kevin’s gradual tan over the time he lives in Spain 😂 from white to pink to bright red to transparent haha , enjoy living in Spain Kev 👍🏼 all the best mate
@obviously we should report you right? Obviously.
@@IamaPERSON whatd they do?
@@bean6453 self promote, like usual
Hagrid
@@IamaPERSON : I seen summit come up but I didn’t click on it what was it ?
Favorite bee fact: Bees have a coping mechanism for stress.
When a beekeeper takes away large amounts of honey (and kills a few bees in the process), bees will start grooming themselves. There is no physiological reason to groom oneself in this situation, but there would be a psychological reason. Most mammals do this (like humans) and it's a sign of consciousness(since only when there is a consciousness, there would be a need to calm down). I find it highly fascinating that there is a insect with a sign of consciousness.
If a beekeeper is killing their bees, they’re a shite beekeeper. The process is harmless to the bees.
That's kinda sad 😞 Bees are adorable, I especially love the fat plompy bumblebee 🐝
The thought of bees self-soothing is heartbreaking
Of course they have consciousness. They managed to successfully sue the human race.
Most insects groom themselves when stressed, especially members of the wasp order (which includes bees and ants), so it really isn't too surprising. Every animal with a brain has some level of sentience, nearly all of them can experience some degree of stress and will use coping mechanisms to calm down afterwards, so it's hardly exclusive to mammals and honeybees.
Also, as previously stated, if a beekeeper is killing their bees in the honey harvesting process, they should get a new job because they clearly suck. That will eventually encourage the bees to leave, and now you've helped to create a new population of invasive feral honeybees (if you live outside of Europe or Asia, if not, then that's just a you problem).
“That’s kinda gruesome!”
You didn’t even notice that the bees like to literally cook their predators to death by swarming them with their body heat.
Damn Kevin wouldn't last a second as a real worker bee, he'd sting the first warm-blooded thing he sees and rip out all of his guts
Kevin could play a game where all you have to do is literally just breathe and he'd feckin do it wrong...wait a second
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid, everywhere, all I see is Hagrid.
Hello commander!
Hello There Cody!
*"comments upon comments"*
You see, Kevin, all the comments you showed us were posted by one single person. There's just one person cyber-bullying you.
And we gratefully allow him. So....
He's doing it for all of us
@@markwright3161 I'm familiar with the "community" bit, but I've never been attracted to Kevin's Sims 4 content, with all the Jim Dickings nonsense. Now Kevin The RUclipsr's antics in Sims 2, on the other hand, are prime quality content imo.
@@PsychOsmosis
Jim PICKINS. You'd better get his name right unless you want to bring his wrath down upon yourself!
@@ElysetheEevee Dickings, Pickles, same difference.
ㄟ(ツ)ㄏ
4:38
Kevin: “I’m going to attack this deer.”
The Elk: “Excuse me?”
Love this cult-munity! The new basement is .15% bigger and I get regular bathroom breaks as long as I keep painting our Dear Leader.
We REALLY need a Bee Movie musical. Imagine Jerry Seinfeld in a bee costume being hoist up from the ceiling while singing about humping flowers, with his lovely voice.
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
Funnily enough, there is one. Its called " Ya Like Jazz ? "
Edit : for more clarification, it can be found on youtube and its not an official musical or anything iirc
“I made a child cry I’m liking this game 10/10” 🤣
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Yet another Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
"This park is something else! They have everything!" (stinging an elk)
...it's a zoo
Kevin playing a bee sim game: Wait I'm a girl!? 😱🤯
Me spitting my coffee: He's kidding right?
Right!?
😂🤣😂🤣😅
Looks like Kevin is in a ship container headed to spain after escaping the Irish police.
Jim has just assigned him to the 'new office', the rocking has absolutely nothing to do with being on an ocean going vessel of any kind that is not at all bound for a pale Irishman's worst possible climate
Narrator: “But without them -“
Kevin: “I’d be allergy free!”
Narrator: “life as we know it would end”
Kevin: “...I see this as an absolute win”
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
But what you are forgetting is that it has nothing to do with the species that pollinate via wind which are the biggest offenders for astmatics.
2:13 I imagine Melissophiles would get some enjoyment out of that
12:03 honeybees perform dances such as the waggle dance or round dance to actually inform their colonies on where the pollen is or how far away it is. I think it’s really neat that they included this in the game!
Spain resident talking to Kevin: Hola Como estas?
Kevin: look all I know is Hola
Kevin don't ever change
As strange as this is, this game is really charming.
Man the work Kevin puts into making daily content is insane, even with an editors he has a huge work ethic.
As a straight white male, I have never laughed so hard
Why am I actually impressed at the graphics?! 😂 The gold wing illustrations are beautiful 👌🏻
Friendship ended with pasty Kevin, now lobster Kevin is my best friend.
I feel inclined to add that honeybees are also part of the reason that bees as a whole are on the decline, they’re greedy when they collect pollen and tend to destroy the stamen and prevent other bees from getting pollen as well, starving out other bees
I miss Minecraft survival island. Kevin! You started me playing Minecraft. You with Mel and the others!! I would watch those episodes non stop. Much love man! You keep doing you.
"Wait I'm a girl?"
You don't know much about bees do you.
all the bee experts came out for this video.
Omg, you have a Skyward Sword background! I luv it
Neither do the people who made this game
Kevin - White as paper
Kevin - Let’s move to Spain
Tbh I dont get your joke, if its about race it doesnt make sense because spanish people are white and if its about the sun then it doesnt make sense because spain isnt very sunny/significantly warm
Fun fact, saving honey bees actually does more damage then help. Most flowers and fruits have a specific species of bee that pollinate that flower or fruit, and aiding one bee creates a natural imbalance that can help one species of bee push out livable environments for multiple other species.
surprisingly educational game, it just... fails to tell you it's educating you so it just comes off like a fever dream
We need an edit where, every time Kevin says, "My Queen", Anna pokes her head in the door behind him.
Hagrid..
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 .
Kevin: I'll play a bee game not the Bee movie game
Everyone: ehh we will take it Kevin
"Be prepared for a lot of bee puns."
I thought this was a Bee Movie game when I saw the thumbnail, so I arrived prepared.
6:06 Mr Stark, I dont feel so good
“I played Bee Simulator in a way that wasn’t intended”
Was this game ever intended to be played at all?
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
just when we thought his life was getting better, we find out he’s being cyber bullied. he just can’t catch a break!
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
omg why is nobody talking about kevin's FLAWLESS jon snow impression lmaooo i had to pause for a solid minute because i was laughing so hard 😂
I had to type 'Jon Snow" into the 'find' function to even find a comment mentioning this; LMAO it's perfect !!!
fun fact, the scene where the bees smothered the hornet- actually a thing! bees have been known to swarm enemies and flap their wings a ridiculous amount, (scientifically, they "vibrate their flight muscles" butlike it gets the point across either way) eventually generating enough heat to kill said enemy. it does happen to hornets. quite a bit. imagine getting swarmed and cooked alive by bees. doesn't sound very pleasant
this game was..rather accurate too. bees have been known to communicate by 'dancing', (really just. wiggly movements that alert other bees to different things; whether its a flower with a lot of nectar and backup is needed, or something else entirely.) and all worker bees are female! (similar to all worker ants being female. the males only purpose is to impregnate the queen so she can continue producing eggs)
I wanted this to be more like a western. "This hive isn't big enough for the both of us."
“Move like a bee, sting like - uh, bee!”
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid?
THAT’S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
8:36 not gonna lie he sounds like crazy Dave
no way did kevin call a dragonfly "whatever the hell this is"
Im glad someone else noticed that haha
The more clickbait title for Kevin:
I played a game exactly as I was supposed to
Hagrid
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”
I love how much kevin enjoys making children be stung and cry lmao
Can’t wait to see Kevin one month in Spain, with his thick Spanish accent 😂
Very happy that you reached spain safely. If you want you can take a break for a day to adjust. You know the cult won't mind.
Edit: Due to legal repercussions and about a dozen warnings from the FBI: *For legal reasons that's a joke*
I think at this point even RUclips knows this is a cult. There's no stopping us *evil laugh*
Our dear lord and savior Jim pickens
You mean family not cult
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
this is the start of a new life for Kevin, a life filled with sunburns, sunburns, and more sunburns!
Kevin you should spend a video doing Spanish duolingo. JIM VS. DUOLINGO OWL
Day 772 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
Can't wait for another roller-coaster's worth of people to die from g-forces at Kevin's hand
Wow I completely forgot that game existed... It was amazing!
Hagrid
i think it's the most days asking Kevin to play something I've ever seen
wow
bump
Kevin: i finally will play the bee game
Everyone: finally we did it people we got him to play a bee game
That bee direction dance, really cracked me up. I like to play a joke with people, where I pull up and ask them for directions, to the street I'm already on. Then. As they kindly explain, I respond with something like, so I take the next left.
5:11 Really wasn't expecting that Jon Snow impression. Nailed it though!
"Leave me alone" was a missed opportunity to use "Leave me bee"
Fun Fact: bees can only sting once and they die afterwards.
Hagrid
But... that's not fun... :(
They do not always use their stingers actually... But they are not attached well enough to sting through the skin of a human and survive, because we immediatly move when stung... They would survive if we did not flinch and let them carefully wiggle free.
They are well able to sting other animals without dying,
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
That's actually only honey bees, bumble bees and carpenter bees don't have barbs on their stingers so they can retract them far more easily than honey bees.
Fun Fact: When wasps or hornets attack bee hives, the bees will attack in a strange way. They gang up on an enemy and flap their wings simultaneously, doing this will produce a lot of heat and cook the enemy alive.
I love the oblivion music when Kevin is talking out of game.
To whoever bullied keven into playing this game, thank you 🙏🏻
the number of scientific inaccuracies about a young bee out of the hive with unlimited stings is astounding
Hagrid
The fact that they call this game a simulator is honestly insulting
@@hagrid3348 The lego Hagrid profile picture really makes it work.
@@isaiahc1135 two words: goat simulator
@@isaiahc1135
That can be said for a lot of simulators.
the closest thing we will ever see to murder hornets... (since their existence was disproven, at least social media's version of them)
I’ve been waiting to see a good let’s play of this for ages. Couldn’t ask for better.
"lets have dance parties and ignore the problem" yup thats how it works kevin
"Damn Monarchies", he says, as he just moved to the Kingdom of Spain.
it's quite the charming game. i love the way the bees and hornets and wasps look. and bees do give directions to others by dancing, so that was nice.
Considering that my name LITERALLY means "bee", when Kevin says "I have a little bit of hatred for them" I couldn't help but to feel it personally
Day 131 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
same bro
Love you turg :)
Turg!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Turg.
@@Jonesbbq-bz6ed love you too!
Thank you Kevin for helping all your fans through their tough times, your reach in your cu- community is unparalleled
CONGRATULATIONS ON #1 ON TRENDING KEVIN. I remember when you did GMOD trolling years ago. You’ve come so far and I’m legitimately proud to be a fan
Kevin nailed flying through those rings after all those quidditch games.
Please don't tell me that Kevin started a relationship with a human as a bee...