This game is about a turnip committing tax evasion
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2021
- This game is about a turnip committing tax evasion
Committing misdemeanors as an adorable turnip suddenly seems okay now.
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And myself :D
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FYI the beans and the hunans were not iradiated and mutant, until the glowing, sentient turnip boy didn't get close to them. those human kids were the last survivors of humanity, and turnip boy mutated them with his presence, just to kill them shortly after.
Well thats... depressing
that is certainly a way to aviod taxes
That tracks with te rest of the game
Yep... seems like something Kevin would do :D
@@ElRam You can notice that the closet above the hazmat suit (at 20:36) was shaking, that's because the child ran to hide in the closet from the irradiated 'monster' (turnip boy!) that broke into their bunker. The boss that shortly follows is said child. Also, the background music is synced to the sound of civil defense sirens.
20:30 I was waiting for him to feel guilty for poisoning that poor girl with radiation and he didn't even realized it was his fault. And he even calls her disgusting after. Kevin really has a knack for the villain role
Tbh when I played this for the first time I thought she was already like that. Had no frickin' clue it was turnip boy's fault.
How was it turnip boy’s fault?
In the hazmat suit room there the cupboard is shaking, becuase that is where the human is hiding and the when turinip boy gets close the shaking stops and then the human gets radiated
@@gigabit5958 oh, thank you. I never noticed that!
@@almightyshoe02 he was simply irradiated
Kevin, tearing up the letter: "I just really wanted to disrespect my father"
The letter: "please destroy this letter so the IRS won't find it"
He disrespected his father by not reading the last letter he left to him. Not exactly the disrespect he have in mind, but a disrespect nevertheless.
RT: Understands the backstory and connects the dots of the nuclear bomb near the end of the game.
Kevin: Just assumes the worst and guesses radiation was the cause the whole time right from the get-go.
Imagine what Kevin could accomplish if he stopped feigning ignorance whenever others are around so they are forced to carry him.
He's the MVP masquerading as a hindrance and it's brilliant.
Kevin also said "oh they're mutants?" Immediately after mutating the last humans on earth.
@@caseyoverland7829 s😅
@@caseyoverland7829 He's pretty dumb lol
21:31 btw
the smart move is being lazy and having thick skin why be exemplary when you can be comfortable
"This game is about a turnip commiting tax evasion"
Ah yes, not even the turnips can escape the horrible nightmare that are taxes
Hagrid..
@great day if you're a groomer, don't reply
@@hagrid3348 hello dirgaH
Just like al capone
This one escapes it clearly pay attention
We all know Kevin would never break a law himself
Hagrid..
@@hagrid3348 can you help me report to guy with the link?
👀
@@IamaPERSON I reported them.
@@tariqshort4025 thanks
I can't believe I watched someone spend like 2 hours not finishing this game, then Kevin comes in, start to finish in 25 minutes. Absolute legend
RT also played this recently and did a 30ish minute video on the whole game, which you might want to watch 'cause he got a different ending, too. Or additional ending, I suppose.
Well, this is edited of course xD
@@Metzli no shit
@@nasseis4260 do you think Kevin recorded this entire game in 2h? :P
@@nasseis4260 when u insinuate someone’s an idiot but you are in fact the idiot...
Some men have boyfriends, some women have girlfriends, but Kevin… well he has a warrant out for his arrest for embezzling €200,000 from a children’s charity.
and thats just the warrents we can get our hands on!
Not to mention sitting at the top of the fbi's most wanted list for 2,960,000 counts of brainwashing and mass genocide which is why he fled to Ireland to find protection by the ira
I’d say the title almost confused me, but then I remembered this is Kevin, and this is normal.
@great day BEGONE BOT
Hagrid .
@@hagrid3348 thank you Hagrid. Very insightful.
I love the taste of poo
@@IamaPERSON I reported them for identity fraud
I’m sad Kevin didn’t find the nuke, and get the secret final boss fight in space
Also the Gurren Lagann reference
Also KAKYOIN
Do it djkevi
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@@originlights3050 *_Now it's time for him to become the drill that breaks through the heavens!_*
I love that Kevin just skimmed over the most important and upsetting aspect of this game (turning the girl in the closet into a mutant then killing her while her parents run away)
WAITTT SHE WAS IN THE CLOSET????. when i played i dumped water on the closet and it stopped shaking so i was clueless 💀💀
@@ilovkittisncats It stops shaking when you get near, and slams shut and starts glowing instead. Before that you can see her hands and her eyes peeking out from behind the door.
(That also confused me the first time though, because I was so focused on the upgrade I didn't look very carefully at it.)
@@Nat_the_Chicken ohhh that makes more sense now
9:29 - 9:34
Kevin: "Aww look at him he looks adorable"
Me: "Fedorable"
Kevin: "Or sorry fedorable"
Me: "Thank you"
The screen: "Sorry"
21:16
Your radiation turned her into a mutant. Your radiation also heated up the bean cans and made them mutants. You literally raided someone's bunker to survive the bombs dropped and you killed them. The last hoomans.
Why am I surprised haha
So apparently youre the one that mutates the humans. Youre giving off radiation.
That makes so much more since now
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@@heheh7706 of course, a bot is here
this is quite obvious if you think about it
Evil likes
Can’t wait for the next sequel “Turnip Boy Commits War Crimes”
in attempting to disrespect his father, kevin did exactly what was asked of him in the letter lmao
Can we just appreciate that random zoom-in whenever he says 'My name is Kevin'
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
.haeY
Kevin, ”He chucked the baby in the trash I like him”
Me, “Should I be concerned, oh wait this is Kevin never mind ”
I make similar comments myself. Kevin is my spirit animal in this regard.
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I was expecting him to play his little clip of him kicking the baby xD
It’s a shame kevin didn’t have the music playing. You can actually hear the sirens going off in the background throughout the entire game iirc
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion:
RUclips: Ah yes, Stardew Valley.
More like even cringier Undertale.
@@xFlareLeon Undertale is cringey?
I think if Kevin were a vegetable, a tax evading turnip would be a pretty close match.
A potato
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YEUS. Kevin has joined RT in playing one of the best games ever made. . . but he didn't play the music. . .
He didn't even finish the game.
@@masansr he did. That's the default ending. For the other boss fight you have to have found the nuke, which he didn't, that's an alternative ending I'm pretty sure.
my disappointment is immeasurable
@@mjbutnotmaryjane nah for the secret end you gotta find all documents.
@@NLferdiNL. right, makes sense.
I feel attacked for unironically still listening to DONTTRUSTME
I mean, this game is actually good, the story of Liz is actually sad and the fact that it's all hidden in this weird, "innocent" aesthetic makes it even better.
I don’t care who the IRS sends. I’m not paying taxes.
Ah, Dan.
You're braver than joker
“Just so you know this video isn’t legal advice”
Damn, I really wanted some sweet tax evasion advice, for a friend…..
Oh hi again
I just came to know how to be a turnip :(
@keep rollin every like you get is another person who needs to report your main
You go to Yoshi for that
I like how this means, Kevins steam account is forever labeled a "simp"
Literally bought this game two days ago and said, "this is a perfect Kevin game"
"I want to be in traffic"
so is that the real reason why Kevin got hit by a car
Traffic more like bore Ragnarok
@@MEGAMAN6498 Hey Jim can I come out of the basement now?
@@UtopssAKAPJ how dare you even think about such an idea you won't be fed this week
@@MEGAMAN6498 come on Jim be nice, I just wanted a bit of fresh air
@@UtopssAKAPJ shhhh I don't wanna hear it
If you collect all documents and rip them up, you can unlock the final ending to the game along with the final boss fight
Like so Kevin sees!
Do you mean final as in the canon ending?
@@iforgor6673 yes
And attack the nuke
The part where kevin said "ohhh he’s gonna eatt mee "was the cutest thing ever in this video
IRS: _”Not paying taxes is Illegal.”_
Starbucks: _”Nice Joke, bro.”_
_”I’m doing a lot of evil stuff here today,”_
Like everyday, right?
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Jeff bezos: _very nice joke bro_
No but seriously, if you pay a certain amount into charities you don't have to pay taxes. Only the rich cheat the system by _owning_ the charities they "donate" too and eventually funnel the money back into their pockets, many charities are just a front to achieve this and it goes completely unpunished. It's also why most charities achieve absolutely nothing, because they're just there to ensure rich people get to keep their money without paying taxes.
@@fawnieee Charities achieve absolutely nothing. Yeah, both the U.S, and the U.K, have that going, it seems.
3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me "Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"
Yes this was the song in highschool!
7:23 never thought I'd hear Kevin say "Gimme one of them flavored kisses, UwU"
I love how the turnips dad asked him to destroy the letter but Kevin didn't read it so he thought he was being a bad son, but he did exactly what he was asked to do
Fun fact: Kevin died more in Turnip boy than in Resident Evil 8
I’m 5 minutes in and I’m just noticing that Kevin’s skin complexion is same as the turnip’s
He keeps making videos while he's sick. Wish he'd rest more.
@@dragon_girl12 maybe it's fun for him idk. Hed take a break if it was bad.
Lol 69 likes
Yea I was honestly kinda concerned because he looks like an extra from a zombie movie or something, but he seems to be doing ok. I do hope he gets rest if he needs it and doesn’t push himself too hard just to keep his (legally not a ) cult entertained. We need our leader to be healthy darn it. 🥺
" social interaction and Soup are my nightmare"
Boy Kevin is become more and more relatable
@hv a gooday shut up, bot
I would like soup if it wasn't so wet
The forceful yet deadpan 'uwu' from Kevin was * chef's kiss *
Turnips and tax evasion? Ah yes, I also enjoy Animal Crossing.
This game is about committing tax evasion
At this point Kevin committing tax evasion is not a surprise the man commits murder everyday
Report the guy with the link
Hagrid. .
Lol
You follower I have seen you before I would like to send you to the sweatsh legitimate business I own
@@MEGAMAN6498 Hello dear leader!
I’m honestly a bit confused RT only played this game a few weeks ago. Why is he playing it again?
He might have amnosia
He wanted to show the normal ending
Poor RT
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When they first started coming up in my feed I didn't realise they were 2 different people.
I just realised it’s Turnip BOY not man which means he should not have to pay taxes therefore the plot of him committing tax evasion isn’t legal
Kevin: “You chucked a baby in the trash!”
Also Kevin: *_”I like you.”_*
Game: So help find this kidnapped child -
Kevin: ugh FINE
Game: By the way, there's a group of criminals trying to escape, absolutely DO NOT -
Kevin: *sprints away towards criminals
Bet you Turg doesn’t like tax evasion.
Perhaps, but he's too nice to hold it against you.
@@backonlazer791 he doesn’t like it, but he accepts it…
He doesn't like it, but he doesn't fully understand it
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more like bore ragnarok
Kevin singing DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3 was perfect I need a full cover
You had me at "Fedorable"
honestly, if Kevin wanted to just read the tax evasion Wikipedia page I would watch it
Awh yeah! It's my favorite tax evader
And Turnip Boy is here too!!
This was playing while I was asleep. I woke up with a start hearing you reason through the pumpkin bit. You are really smart.
Kevin singing 3OH!3 is all I needed in life and just didn't know it
As someone who got this game, it is generally the funniest game I played
until you think about the lore.
Day 726 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
@UCIu3D02yisqiFArQta7WtJw You got him right there. He's on the ropes now
@@ShojoSen ?
No way that’s number is true
you have over 800 comments on his channel so the fact you’re this dedicated is amazing, i applaud you!!
@@prollymarkus it is 😂😂
This is one of a very select few games that actually uses modern memes (tier 3 sub) and terms (simp) appropriately and not having it feel forced and cringey.
The implication that a fully ripened produce military exists makes me feel paranoid when I shop at my local grocer and the broccoli be lookin at me funny.
So this is the alternate universe where Kevin is a turnip and kills onion god
but...he didn't go the onion god part...
The fact that there is someone out here that made this game... there is another Kevin out there somewhere
I actually know who made this game too, she was incredibly nice, we played soccer years ago lmao
"This game has a lot going on" it really has and I'm intrigued!
Doesn’t even realize he killed the poor girl through his radiation
By the way if people really enjoyed this game, RTGame played it in its entirety :)
He also got the true ending boss!
Thank you ❤️
do you know if its on his main channel or archive channel?
@@sarasmedberg8203 main channel, posted about a month ago
Kevin:Wait the mayor has made me his henchman that doesn’t seem fair! Also Kevin:When life gives you lemons lie to them and steal their money
The way Kevin saying "Is that bacon?" is so cute lmao
It's been 2 years and this video still stands as my Kevin favorite
Yay! Tax evasion! Thanks Kevin for telling (and influencing) me, an impressionable minor who cannot be responsible for their actions.
I always thought vegetables would rise up and be supreme overlords
Report my fake
@@THWhite-ip3uq no
most vegetables cant really rise uo
Hagrid .
Nice name lol
Kevin: Playing game about tax evasion
Spiff: Find exploit to do tax evasion
“If I could have bean just a bit quicker” 😂 love it
Terrible jokes like that is the premium content I subcribed for.
As a good Catholic boy kevin would never commit tax evasion, murder yes but tax evasion god no
“Didn’t expect to say that today”
-Kevi, 2021
I love how he tore up his dads letter but that's what it said to do at the end😂
that old lemon made me think of an old version of Stewie Griffin
“Today kids we will be doing tax evasion.” Yup, love it.
Never thought fedoras work so well for turnips. Tax evasion AND style advice - you're truly the best, Kevin.
He was so close to finding the Nuke, which I think would have allowed him to fight the true final boss!!!
Day 91 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
Report my fake
I love the taste of poo
Hello turg, how are you doing??
@@THWhite-ip3uq huh?
Nice
I’m so happy that Kevin played this great game.
this is the first video i've ever seen by Kevin but i can already tell that i love him haha, this was delightful.
As weird and whacky this game is, it's still so cute. And I love the fact that you made the video with the full(ish) gameplay.
I love how the beginning is just the wiki page about Tax evasion
“Got an achievement, simp”
So like half of twitch then
It's dangerous to grow alone take this the nostalgia
For once in my life I have beaten a game that Kevin is playing
This game screams Kevin. I love this. You're so the person to play this game.
This proves that RTgame is just future Kevin in disguise
Turnip-boy meets mutated hoo-man.
My brain: starts playing the opening of Elfenlied
Sad that Kevin didn't see the actual final ending
Never thought Turnips and Yoshi had so much in common
It’s all fun and games till a nuke destroys humanity and vegetables grow legs
i agree but there is 1 problem there are still humans on earth and about half way through we see a normal turnip farm
so... recovable
@@billytomgameing3932 I thought the girl you kill was the last one?
@@pulisicgaming8248 they was 2
23:48 little did he know he actually did what his father said to do if he read it
anyone notice the avocado NPC had their face on the seed, but also had a second face on the outside that did NOT look happy about having been sliced up
Hey Kevin ^^ just wanna thank u for making me laugh everyday can't imagine a RUclips without u and your shenanigans :D
Keep it up and don't forget we all love u Irish potato boy ^^
Tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fe-kin scared of him!
Ah this brought back teenage memories... Thank you for waking them up Kev
Fun Fact: The triping mecanicism is used by Karens in REAL-LIFE
What? can you read an english dictionary and try again please?
Now that I think about it, a turnip is more badass than the animated Joker.
Honestly I'm surprised Kevin didn't just run in a random direction for the pumpkins
I think Kevins channel is the only one where u can find turnips doing tax evasion
Honestly, as over-used as the word is, Kevin's channel is such a safe space. I have to give the go ahead for some surgery on me soon, as well as some other stresses in daily life, but tonight I've had a night off from it. Some guiness, and some quiet, and some wholesome chaotic energy from Kevin's videos. It's the most relaxed I've been in a while. I know it's daft, I know he won't see this, and I'm writing this for myself than anything, but thank you so much Kevin, and never undersell yourself, you are so valuable to this community.
i've watched five minutes and this game already made me so genuinely sad. POOR SNAIL