The bank heist game where you are a turnip

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    Turnip Boy is ready to commit more felonies in this comedic action-adventure game with roguelite elements. This time the career criminal is teaming up with the fearsome Pickled Gang to plan and execute the weirdest heist of all time! Shake down hostages, steal precious valuables, and explore the deep, dark depths and history of the Botanical Bank.
    To pull off the perfect heist, you’ll need to purchase an array of dangerous and wacky tools from the dark web, including a diamond pickaxe, C4, and… a cardboard box? However, bank robbing isn’t easy, so be prepared for intense shootouts with security guards, the fuzz, elite swat teams and more!
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    The bank heist game where you are a turnip
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  • @IceCrystalWolf
    @IceCrystalWolf 3 месяца назад +303

    "Your father must be turning in his grave"
    "Yeah you go check on him"
    Is actually a very sick comeback to an old person

    • @hamishfox
      @hamishfox 3 месяца назад +17

      That is savage af

  • @armstizzy7468
    @armstizzy7468 3 месяца назад +147

    2:30 "the bank has a leek" got me spitting out my lunch

  • @mrmeeseeks982
    @mrmeeseeks982 3 месяца назад +553

    “Just cause you’re living out here all peacefully, doesn’t mean I can’t victimize you” another great Kevin quote

  • @Metzli
    @Metzli 3 месяца назад +565

    First tax evasion and now a bank heist? Kevin is gonna make turnip boy commit all the crimes xD

    • @mei2104
      @mei2104 3 месяца назад +21

      Can’t wait for the next game: Turnip boy commits arson

    • @private2102
      @private2102 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@mei2104 what about turnip boy commits war crimes

    • @emweebee
      @emweebee 3 месяца назад +11

      @@private2102 turnip boy violates the geneva conventions

    • @King_whiff
      @King_whiff 3 месяца назад +1

      Turnip Boy and the Human Traffickers

    • @beepbop1762
      @beepbop1762 Месяц назад

      turnip boy harvests organs?

  • @svrah2544
    @svrah2544 3 месяца назад +898

    even vegetables arent safe from kevins wrath

    • @kostyantyn536
      @kostyantyn536 3 месяца назад +2

      lmaooo

    • @warden9363
      @warden9363 3 месяца назад +2

      Nothing is safe

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 3 месяца назад

      @@warden9363not even himself

    • @Jinx_of_Nyx
      @Jinx_of_Nyx 3 месяца назад

      ESPECIALLY vegetables

    • @SaltSpirits
      @SaltSpirits 2 месяца назад +3

      This means way something darker if you use the alternate meaning of vegetables

  • @VikingAdrift
    @VikingAdrift 3 месяца назад +147

    I love that a mushroom insults Kevin and he say "what the hell?" But how quickly his view of the NPC changes when he realizes that it is a member of a cult and then wants to join

  • @Sk1pper00
    @Sk1pper00 3 месяца назад +360

    "I think the fish is just a really good melee weapon"
    Agent 47 has entered the chat

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 3 месяца назад +24

      47:"well actually you'll find it's also a good ranged weapon"

    • @Beigecat9
      @Beigecat9 3 месяца назад +15

      "Fish is better than shotgun! Especially in close quarters!" - Agent 47, probably

    • @iduska4328
      @iduska4328 3 месяца назад +9

      you’re telling me this wasn’t hitman?

    • @Beigecat9
      @Beigecat9 3 месяца назад +5

      @@iduska4328 Hitman: Turnip Edition

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@iduska4328Not yet, but dont you worry, Turnip Boy is well on his way to becoming Turnip 47. That's when he will become the best hitveggie of all time.

  • @evandouglass9039
    @evandouglass9039 3 месяца назад +188

    If the bank doesn’t keep my money on the floor in the back, how else are they going to dive in it like Scrooge McDuck?

    • @quizzlefritz
      @quizzlefritz 3 месяца назад +14

      With how much money I make, it would definitely be more of a.... flop. Then a dive :,)

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret 3 месяца назад +3

      @@quizzlefritzit would be a flop regardless since it won’t be like diving into a liquid 😂

    • @gabrielc7861
      @gabrielc7861 3 месяца назад

      2:18

  • @requiem4ameme2
    @requiem4ameme2 3 месяца назад +112

    “Why would you rob the same bank twice?”
    “Well, the first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little…”

  • @DetectiveAlt
    @DetectiveAlt 3 месяца назад +245

    Kevin is a turnip genius on top of being a Military, Musical, Evil, etc genius

    • @pandax5359
      @pandax5359 3 месяца назад +8

      I 100% agree. Absolute turnip genius

    • @the4ntigeek
      @the4ntigeek 3 месяца назад +3

      Kevin is 100% etc genius

  • @juuuuuuno_7
    @juuuuuuno_7 3 месяца назад +53

    The way he accidentally walked into what was clearly a bossfight.. Kevin sure is a turnip genius!

  • @AndromedaArchive
    @AndromedaArchive 3 месяца назад +38

    "There's a leek!" is such a bland joke but I smile every time Kevin says it. I did not expect I'd hear it outside of farming games tho 😂

  • @NamariCo
    @NamariCo 3 месяца назад +225

    Pretty sure Kevin's gonna make everyone paranoid of a farmers market after this

  • @Burritobib
    @Burritobib 3 месяца назад +63

    Haven’t watched it yet, but I sure hope Kevin doesn’t skip any tutorials especially ones about opening safes!

  • @joelfaulder8985
    @joelfaulder8985 3 месяца назад +26

    "...I've gotten a lot of crayon damage on him..."
    There's a phrase you don't hear every day. 😄

  • @Supersteffy
    @Supersteffy 3 месяца назад +28

    Kevin confusing a morrel mushroom for a chicken leg had me in tears 😂

  • @heather4518
    @heather4518 3 месяца назад +46

    Watching the little happy turnip trip and fall was delightful. Pure turnip genius.

  • @Failedlegend
    @Failedlegend 3 месяца назад +15

    12:48 Random Canada shout out by the game :) (fun fact: In Canada we had to make a law that states "sorry" is not an admission of guilt :P)

  • @Spenstarr
    @Spenstarr 3 месяца назад +60

    I love when Kevin is a produce with schemes

  • @JimPickensCult
    @JimPickensCult 3 месяца назад +55

    Really glad Kevin is exposing the true evil nature of vegetables, remember kids, don't eat your broccoli!

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 3 месяца назад +21

      no, do eat your broccoli! we have to destroy them before it's too late!

    • @moriahschoech9894
      @moriahschoech9894 3 месяца назад +9

      No no do eat it that way you can gain its courage!

  • @dkjcb3993
    @dkjcb3993 3 месяца назад +3

    The tiny lowercase "ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰᵎ" should not have killed me as much as it did

  • @thegamersclub9326
    @thegamersclub9326 3 месяца назад +8

    I loce that Kevin remembers nothing from the first game and just goes along with everything. Like, "Hey, you're literally glowing! You must have the blessing of the Mush!" And he's like, "Umm sure I guess, can I join your cult now?"
    It feels accurate to Turnip Boy Lore though.

  • @BlazonParadox
    @BlazonParadox 3 месяца назад +18

    It's kind of ridiculous how much a new Kevin video cheers me up. Appreciate all the effort and laughs.

  • @ArthurMorgan281
    @ArthurMorgan281 3 месяца назад +12

    I like how Kevin just refuses to let humans or vegetables live a normal life when he’s playing as them I don’t think it’s for entertaining purposes anymore 😂

  • @snackymom
    @snackymom 3 месяца назад +27

    Love Kevin and Turnip Boy's shenanigans 👍

  • @willmanning1215
    @willmanning1215 3 месяца назад +7

    Was not expecting the “Bank has a Leak”. 😂

  • @UFOhuzzah
    @UFOhuzzah 3 месяца назад +6

    kevin is a true turnip genius

  • @Ryxbar
    @Ryxbar 3 месяца назад +5

    I love how Kevin is such a turnip genius

  • @karigreyd2808
    @karigreyd2808 3 месяца назад +7

    Omg he evaded taxes now it’s time for the banks 😂

  • @moriahschoech9894
    @moriahschoech9894 3 месяца назад +5

    Damn turnip boy is accomplishing more than I have in my entire life.

  • @anaaburto2169
    @anaaburto2169 3 месяца назад +1

    “Now THATS a next level of anxiety” 😂

  • @rellikx7519
    @rellikx7519 3 месяца назад +3

    Kevin beat Yeehaw on the first try... with a crayon... didn't think I'd get outdone by Kevin.

  • @VoodooTrashPanda
    @VoodooTrashPanda 3 месяца назад +3

    Turnip's face when you shake down the citizens. I can't, it's so cute

  • @danni1152
    @danni1152 3 месяца назад +4

    Turnip Boys entire vibe is just
    I didn't mean to fight god today, but since I'm here...

  • @classicnatNY
    @classicnatNY 3 месяца назад +1

    Yay! Now I’m a part of 2 cults!! The cult of Jim Pickens and the cult of our immortal Prince/Military/Turnip Genius Kevin!! Also love that Kevin didn’t realize the cultist was a cultist, clear case of the offscreen reader’s input getting delayed lmao

  • @chaseredmoon407
    @chaseredmoon407 3 месяца назад +3

    I love when you play these chaotic games. It suits you really well

  • @jumpyspiderlady8454
    @jumpyspiderlady8454 3 месяца назад +3

    Seems pretty clear now that turnip boy is Kevin's spirit animal. Evil, has at least one working brain cell, absolutely adorable and loveable. Yup, sounds like Kevin.

  • @john98765333
    @john98765333 3 месяца назад +2

    16:28 Uh, that's a mushroom, not a chicken leg, lol

  • @Angel_Spektermagik
    @Angel_Spektermagik 3 месяца назад +8

    Bender: wow, robbing the same bank twice. I admire your style
    Kevin: ah the first time was just to case the place and rob it a little

  • @IDoubleJ
    @IDoubleJ 3 месяца назад +8

    Kevin playing Turnip Boy is always a good time

  • @EternalChaosGaming
    @EternalChaosGaming 3 месяца назад +4

    Kevin is a turnip genius.

  • @_burningshadow_8010
    @_burningshadow_8010 3 месяца назад +3

    Can't believe Kevin didn't make an Instrument of Death joke

  • @fabiwla11
    @fabiwla11 3 месяца назад +25

    I don’t know how Kevin can make any game, it being weird or not, the strangest, most weird and buggiest game ever and now even a game about vegetables gets destroyed by this Irish RUclipsr xD

    • @TheZaniQ
      @TheZaniQ 3 месяца назад

      And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.

    • @TheZaniQ
      @TheZaniQ 3 месяца назад

      And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.

    • @TheZaniQ
      @TheZaniQ 3 месяца назад

      And if you play the game yourself, it isn't half as fun as Kevin's play through. I have tried it before.

  • @j-lohome-slice7425
    @j-lohome-slice7425 3 месяца назад +2

    Kevin is the best cute little turnip, a chaotic video that's beaming with sunshine \[T]/ I love the DJ Sizzle and his demand of souls

  • @misslucky22_
    @misslucky22_ 3 месяца назад +5

    i love tax evasion

  • @paranormalpredicaments4686
    @paranormalpredicaments4686 3 месяца назад +1

    Turnip boy perfectly matches your chaotic energy! My husband and I have been playing together and were so excited to watch your video too 😊

  • @Saccillia
    @Saccillia 3 месяца назад +1

    12:58 oh. I didn't know Kevin had a reader. I remember they had them in college for exams. That Is cool!

  • @itmetakoyaki
    @itmetakoyaki 3 месяца назад +3

    i love watching kevin play these types of games idk how to explain but it’s always a good watch

  • @Vrince.
    @Vrince. 3 месяца назад +4

    Kevin is a turnip genius

  • @user-gn1cl9ix7p
    @user-gn1cl9ix7p 3 месяца назад +4

    I think your "chicken leg" is actually a mushroom that you got from that big talking mushroom.

    • @evilbob840
      @evilbob840 2 месяца назад

      Yeah this. Look up what a morel mushroom looks like...

  • @laurieb3703
    @laurieb3703 3 месяца назад +1

    00:58 That's funny, EA emails you the same thing

  • @spencerdaniels8730
    @spencerdaniels8730 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm convinced Kevin is some form of immortal because I just came here from rewatching 4yo videos and I see the same man

  • @skeletonpeacesign
    @skeletonpeacesign 3 месяца назад +3

    Turnip Boy in the grove: Well… when life gives you (old man) Lemons. Say hello to my father for me :))))

  • @jennieambrose
    @jennieambrose 3 месяца назад +3

    GTA: Veggie Edition
    Edit: Wow! Kevin is a turnip genius.

  • @rod1929
    @rod1929 3 месяца назад

    i’ve had such a bad weekend but i think this video is going to reset my entire year, love this game and also love your channel kevin thanks for all that you do!

  • @martinmnagell2894
    @martinmnagell2894 3 месяца назад +3

    You know Kevin, if you call your "community" a "cult" you could potentially have your "donations" be tax free. (Then again we all know you're not above tax evasion)

  • @amberyoung3169
    @amberyoung3169 3 месяца назад

    The way Kevin says drop yer gunnn gives me life

  • @chriscave4774
    @chriscave4774 3 месяца назад

    Hell, I'd like to see more of it! This game is funny as hell when Kevin plays it.

  • @Soap0027
    @Soap0027 3 месяца назад

    Please play more of this! I loved the video 😊

  • @emmas2423
    @emmas2423 3 месяца назад

    i love ur videos and humor thanks for uploading your content

  • @BlazonParadox
    @BlazonParadox 3 месяца назад +1

    Congratulations on the success of you channel; I love your video and watch it all the time.

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup489
    @nevergonnagiveyouup489 3 месяца назад +1

    Have been waiting for this since the game was announced!

  • @pandaheartz
    @pandaheartz 3 месяца назад +12

    only kevin can make me enjoy 20 mins of a turnip game

  • @fancygernade3066
    @fancygernade3066 3 месяца назад +1

    DJ sizzle is literally just a bonfire from dark souls

  • @outerspaceproduction
    @outerspaceproduction 3 месяца назад +1

    😭😭😭 I'm so proud of him, my boy turnip boy is growing up

  • @user-zl5lo1is5e
    @user-zl5lo1is5e 3 месяца назад +3

    live laugh love turnip boy

    • @EnterName0916
      @EnterName0916 3 месяца назад

      Live, laugh, commit tax evasion

  • @cripplebum4792
    @cripplebum4792 3 месяца назад +1

    i love that the cops are bacon in this game

  • @thewoodlandcryptid
    @thewoodlandcryptid 3 месяца назад

    kevin is such a turnip bank robbing genius

  • @saurabhmaniyar
    @saurabhmaniyar 3 месяца назад +1

    What kind a bank is this😂. Really had a ton of laugh after long time watching Kevin like the old times sake.

  • @Silias06
    @Silias06 3 месяца назад

    Awwww yeah I love this game so freaking much, so was READY for when you played it Kevin! You are certainly, a Turnip Genius

  • @alextransbug
    @alextransbug 3 месяца назад

    Gonna definitely play this with my weekend. Haven't watched yet but I loved the first game a ton

  • @jolinarmalkshur18
    @jolinarmalkshur18 3 месяца назад

    Kevin has now added turnip genius to his list of geniusnesses.

  • @kevinbestgirl3838
    @kevinbestgirl3838 3 месяца назад +3

    have a great night kevin

  • @Spitfire576
    @Spitfire576 3 месяца назад

    Yaassss! I hope Kevin continues this series and finishes the game!

  • @xoneki-gj1gf
    @xoneki-gj1gf 3 месяца назад

    Hi Kevin! Your videos and humour has helped me through tough times, you've became one of my favourite youtubers. Take Care Kevin! Road to 4M

  • @Xavier-yr8nq
    @Xavier-yr8nq 3 месяца назад +1

    It's 1 am was bout to sleep but saw u uploaded so no sleep

  • @user-fu8dn9os4u
    @user-fu8dn9os4u 3 месяца назад

    I need more of this!

  • @holly2786
    @holly2786 3 месяца назад +1

    cant wait for the third installment: Turnip Boy Does War Profiteering

  • @mushu_beardie2556
    @mushu_beardie2556 3 месяца назад

    You need to play the rest of this game. It gets *wild*

  • @ObligedUniform
    @ObligedUniform 3 месяца назад +2

    He turned himself into a Turnip guys. He's Turnip Kevin!

  • @andrewmcrae2289
    @andrewmcrae2289 3 месяца назад +2

    he needs to rob a bank to commit tax evasion

  • @boink7401
    @boink7401 3 месяца назад

    This is an amazing game, I swear so much better that Kevin's playing it.

  • @Dispariabooks
    @Dispariabooks 3 месяца назад

    As soon as I saw Kevin robbing a bank with a fish, I knew this was just DLC for Hitman... And it looks sweet!

  • @rafic123
    @rafic123 3 месяца назад

    Wow, kevin is such a good bank robber. He is a turnip genius

  • @phelovepokemon
    @phelovepokemon 3 месяца назад

    I found Turnip boy through Kevin, binge played over and over, got two tattoos of TB and now Kevin uploads the new game?! ❤😃 Best day ever.

  • @raptoraide
    @raptoraide 3 месяца назад +1

    KEVIN IS A TURNIP GENIUS!

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 3 месяца назад

    that "chicken leg" was a Morel mushroom... 😂😂😂

  • @B4k1nBudzVR
    @B4k1nBudzVR 3 месяца назад

    Hey I found your shirt in a goodwill in Vancouver, shits dope ig im part of the fam now

  • @sapphireblue4031
    @sapphireblue4031 3 месяца назад

    please continue with this game, turnip and bank heist genius

  • @Lavenderflowergacha
    @Lavenderflowergacha 29 дней назад

    Kevin! You’re an absolute turnip genius!!!

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 3 месяца назад

    A new Kevin video is the best birthday present. 😊 Also, Kevin is a turnip genius.

  • @lalabell666
    @lalabell666 3 месяца назад

    Omg!!! Yayyy!!! Theres another turnip boy game!! I got the first one completely spoiled for myself cuz i watched a complete playthrough and it was so entertaining i couldn't stop watching! Trying to let it sit for awhile before i play it lol...

  • @GamingGenius1909
    @GamingGenius1909 3 месяца назад

    Kevin you are the best I appreciate all your vids and the effort you put for us

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty 3 часа назад

    Could've just brought a potato sack? But in this universe isn't that basically a bodybag?

  • @johnzaccagnini8317
    @johnzaccagnini8317 3 месяца назад

    This is such a terrifyingly cute little murderer of a game,props to the devs and hats off to you Mr. CallMeKevin for bringing us hilariously unique games like this! This one is special and I would do anything for you to bring us more content of this particular game! Thouroughly enjoyed this and it's very non-stop entertainment! Great job man!😊

  • @tomwarren5580
    @tomwarren5580 3 месяца назад

    I love that i didnt even have to be looking at the screen to understand the bank has a leek pun

  • @LakotaLp
    @LakotaLp 3 месяца назад

    I love how much fun Kevin has since he changed his shedule, hoping for some long playthroughs though, like stardew valley perfection
    Or Beyond good and evil

  • @Zephyr314
    @Zephyr314 3 месяца назад

    Feeling sick today so this video came at a perfect time, thanks ❤.

  • @crayola2053
    @crayola2053 3 месяца назад +1

    HE SAID MY NAME lmao😂

  • @chadinacalico5006
    @chadinacalico5006 3 месяца назад

    Kevin is not only a military genius, but a turnip genius as well!