The Cell - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @poindexta770
    @poindexta770 8 лет назад +1633

    Fun fact: Tarsem, Michael Bay and Zack Snyder were all buddies at film school together.
    ...No really, they were! Go look it up!

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 8 лет назад +312

      That. ..... explains A LOT!!!!

    • @HeatForce
      @HeatForce 8 лет назад +82

      hmm but Snyder is cool.

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 8 лет назад +152

      HeatForce hahahahhahahahahagahahagagagagag..no

    • @HeatForce
      @HeatForce 8 лет назад +57

      +Red Hood yup he is. 399, watchmen, dawn of the dead, MoS. If none of these films are in your collection, well, the laughter can only be from am insane mind.

    • @HeatForce
      @HeatForce 8 лет назад +17

      +HeatForce 300*

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 6 лет назад +175

    “Be Disturbed” is a good way of describing movies especially a lot of recent horror movies adding creepy imagery even when it makes no sense

  • @kerrytrax9332
    @kerrytrax9332 6 лет назад +140

    i bet dude wears one of those hot topic shirts that says "you laugh cause i'm different - i laugh because you're all the same"

  • @romantisanon4647
    @romantisanon4647 8 лет назад +562

    Not super disturbing, but I'll admit the "horse slicing glass guillotine" was pretty cool.

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 лет назад +9

      Kind of seems like a thing you would see in game of thrones.
      (Has anyone tried stuffing a horse in something?)

    • @ericfaith2810
      @ericfaith2810 5 лет назад +9

      Necromentia is far more disturbing. But the special effects were and still are incredible. It's sequel was good too.

    • @ericfaith2810
      @ericfaith2810 5 лет назад +4

      Salad fingers???

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 лет назад +3

      The kitchen in every Mcdonalds.

    • @luciferheller8725
      @luciferheller8725 5 лет назад +10

      Ehh, Golden Wind did it better.

  • @mattc4013
    @mattc4013 7 лет назад +52

    13:14 I remember seeing that scene in the theater and being astonished. "She's already in? That means he knows what the room looks like, even though he's never seen it and he's in a coma! Surely that has some explanation and some significance to the story! While they're connected, is he somehow going back and invading her mind?" But no! It goes absolutely nowhere!

  • @hasfeelingstoo
    @hasfeelingstoo 7 лет назад +365

    The Peewee's Dungeon bit is probably my favorite Nostalgia Critic joke.

    • @aidan6471
      @aidan6471 4 года назад +2

      @@Brotherofthe4thCompany it’s the mask I hate everything wore in his I hate unboxing videos

    • @mikeydashank3897
      @mikeydashank3897 4 года назад +4

      It's human flesh!

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 3 года назад +6

      I personally like the part where he goes “Blblblblbblblb” to Vince Vaughn

    • @nathancannon1470
      @nathancannon1470 3 года назад +4

      “Someone wants attention”

    • @999lazerman
      @999lazerman 3 года назад +3

      His Surf Ninjas review is one of my favorite jokes

  • @iolson38536
    @iolson38536 8 лет назад +131

    "She's dead, wrapped in plastic"
    Ah, Twin Peaks...

    • @andysandy3465
      @andysandy3465 4 года назад +6

      if Lynch directed this movie it probably would have been his best thing after TP!
      I mean I really like the movie as it as but there is so much unfulfilled potential there. Oh, well.

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 8 лет назад +261

    I thought the visuals in this film were amazing, it's a bit hokey because of Lopez, but otherwise a pretty awesome idea for a movie. Evil Within I think took a lot of influence from it.

    • @andysandy3465
      @andysandy3465 4 года назад +23

      idk I thought Lopez was stunning in this movie, especially her scenes in Carl's mind!
      what a Queen!

    • @theSemiChrist
      @theSemiChrist 4 года назад +6

      I don't think he gave this movie a fair rub. Unlike your mom.

    • @ghettoandroid
      @ghettoandroid 3 года назад +10

      I thought Lopez was great in this movie and appropriate since the movie looks like a 90s MTV music video.

    • @michaelrubino2018
      @michaelrubino2018 3 года назад +1

      I agree 100% I saw this movie when I was like 13. Not knowing anything about it. I do love the visuals

    • @Dorraj
      @Dorraj 3 года назад +4

      The heck are you doin here

  • @CrystalWilliamsBrownArt
    @CrystalWilliamsBrownArt 5 лет назад +140

    Another movie I liked as a kid but would often rewrite it as I watched it. I loved the concept and the visuals are stunning. But the story always felt thin. I wanted to know so much more about Carl. I wanted more psychology. And I would have loved the idea of there being a possibility that they never actually entered anyone's mind. Or that she never left Carl's mind.

    • @ramsaysnow9196
      @ramsaysnow9196 Год назад

      she wasnt in a mind,u cant be in someones mind. the device makes 2 minds comunicate!

    • @CrystalWilliamsBrownArt
      @CrystalWilliamsBrownArt Год назад

      @@HopeJLK 15 years old

    • @geckokid8265
      @geckokid8265 16 дней назад

      ​@@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt I would comment about being surprised about your age when watching it but I can't say much because i played assassin's creed with my Dad when I was still in a single digit age

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 8 лет назад +426

    YOu know what... there was an episode of "The Batman" That had this exact same plot involving going into the mind of the Joker to try and find out where he has hidden Detective Yin who is put in a death Trap. And THAT WAS DONE SO MUCH BETTER!!!

    • @phoenixreborn7346
      @phoenixreborn7346 8 лет назад +25

      Danny Caracciolo I thought I was the only one thinking about that episode. to this day that episodes my favorate

    • @Danny-tf3fd
      @Danny-tf3fd 7 лет назад +33

      Yeah, and it wasn't pretentious crap about Joker's past. It was just Batman fighting Joker's mind's attempts to keep him from finding what he wanted.

    • @Nerom99
      @Nerom99 7 лет назад +51

      So basically it's another case of ''the kid version being more adult than the adult version''.

    • @MattJDave
      @MattJDave 7 лет назад +17

      And given 'the Batman''s reputation as a glorified toy commercial compared to Batman TAS (though I liked their odd interpretations of some of the villains, and they made Clayface 10x better in my opinion), it's amazing that they of all things managed to beat a feature fucking movie.

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 6 лет назад +13

      I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE! How is it that a show for kids with a smaller budget manages to do this plot better than a big budget film!?

  • @garlandmueller740
    @garlandmueller740 7 лет назад +46

    The "be disturbed" buttton is my favorite NC joke of all time. It´s Doug´s delivery that makes it so great.

  • @None-ch6zm
    @None-ch6zm 8 лет назад +305

    Honestly, I think the film's visuals is the only thing that made this film above average.

    • @None-ch6zm
      @None-ch6zm 8 лет назад +14

      Also why the fuck would you cast Vince Vaughn for a serious movie. Is there something I am missing? I mean yeah Wes Anderson casted comedy actors Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson for his movies but the thing is Wes Anderson is a good director.

    • @captainjackharkness2136
      @captainjackharkness2136 8 лет назад +11

      +S O U R P A T C H Yamaha PSR-3 the reason why Vince Vaughn was in this film is because it was during the period in his career in which he wanted to be taken seriously as an actor, and credit where credit is due I've seen films he's in where you can take him seriously,but here he doesn't even look like he knows what's going on, and just wanted to get it over with.

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 8 лет назад

      Porn with the extra budget and drug inspired

    • @placer7412
      @placer7412 8 лет назад +23

      Yeah I like this movie tbh, its a guilty pleasure. Some of the visuals were, and are to this day evocative to me. I actually really like the painterly desolate landscape (with the women looking up at the sky) that vince vaughn's character falls into, and he seems to wake with flashlights being shown in his face from a distance. Theres something about that

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 7 лет назад +3

      S O U R P A T C H Yamaha PSR-3: Vince had been in other serious movies before this one. Circa 2003 is when he started to focus mainly comedies. I don't get your Wes Anderson example. His movies are comedies too.

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 4 года назад +37

    In fairness, I think the idea with her getting fooled the second time in was that he was pulling thoughts from *her* head just as she'd been pulling thoughts from his.

  • @heerayni9362
    @heerayni9362 6 лет назад +88

    I think Tarsem Singh improved on all the things he did wrong in "The Cell" in his next movie which is one of my all time favourites called "The Fall" which no one saw. It did not have a big cast (Lee Pace was the lead) but it was a much more imaginative and pretty spectacle. Please watch it. It is really good!

    • @ossianback
      @ossianback Год назад +5

      I was hoping for a comment like this. The Fall is everything The Cell wanted to be.

  • @FrancisXLord
    @FrancisXLord 7 лет назад +44

    14:31 That shot remains my most disturbing memory from this film. The father separates what is presumably the mother's legs and says, 'See that?' That wouldn't be so bad except that was an 'actual kid' being told to look between the legs of an actual actress.

    • @ricebean1941
      @ricebean1941 7 лет назад +1

      FX Lord i wonder how he is now also a faaamily picture oh wait this isnt suppose to be a family picture

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 7 лет назад +9

      For art!

    • @cissyiniguez
      @cissyiniguez 6 лет назад +6

      It's not like they show anything. I think you're projecting.

    • @TheKnoxvicious
      @TheKnoxvicious 2 года назад

      @vickie-chan
      Do you really think they’d go to the extent of splicing scenes just for a kid? This is pedowood we’re talking about, they probably loved filming it that day

  • @dukespubber741
    @dukespubber741 8 лет назад +224

    This episode would have been good except for the wall. If it was white instead of yellow, this would have been amazing.

    • @dukespubber741
      @dukespubber741 8 лет назад +44

      ***** Hey now, the color of the wall is REALLY important. It's the main reason people watch the show!

    • @GeminibBorn
      @GeminibBorn 8 лет назад +25

      Agreed, I stopped watching the review as soon as I saw the yellow wall. I guess Ill just never find out if Critic liked the film or not.

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 8 лет назад +1

      Oh shut up!

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 8 лет назад +2

      +Duke Spubber it's like changing the color of the numberphile paper.

    • @timo9186
      @timo9186 8 лет назад

      +Ionlymadethistoleavecoments if the colour doesn't matter why change it anyway? also, the yellow one was part of the nc brand, i guess that's why many viewers were upset with the change back then.

  • @EVO6-
    @EVO6- 8 лет назад +368

    I would totally watch Peewee's dungeon

    • @ianmorgan7308
      @ianmorgan7308 8 лет назад +35

      That's worrying?

    • @AxiomofDiscord
      @AxiomofDiscord 8 лет назад +10

      I find it comforting since now I know that I am not alone.

    • @SuperSymbiote1
      @SuperSymbiote1 8 лет назад +11

      Hey many people's got some sort of fetish. You gotta respect that.

    • @_nessz
      @_nessz 8 лет назад +6

      My room is peewee's dumpster.

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 8 лет назад +1

      well dont watch the movies as he is watch it the mind set as what he used to be

  • @pheonixfire9517
    @pheonixfire9517 7 лет назад +187

    That horse thing was actually kind of disturbing..poor horse

    • @kylum902
      @kylum902 6 лет назад +12

      It didn't bother me since even in the context of the movie it's not a real horse.

    • @peeweeherman9411
      @peeweeherman9411 6 лет назад +14

      Be Disturbed

    • @robonthecob6920
      @robonthecob6920 6 лет назад +3

      Pheonix Fire Well there was no blood whatsoever so eh

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 5 лет назад +4

      @vulkan435 it's just another Saturday at the glue factory for him.

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 лет назад +1

      Or stock day at Taco Bell

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 5 лет назад +53

    Fun Fact: Roger Ebert gave this movie a 4/4 Stars and called this one of the best movies of the year

  • @MrThischarmingman2
    @MrThischarmingman2 7 лет назад +156

    I have to admit, the scene with Vaughn's intestines does genuinely disturb me.

    • @sjuninho1000
      @sjuninho1000 6 лет назад +2

      MrThischarmingman2 me too

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 6 лет назад +6

      MrThischarmingman2
      Yeah it did kinda make me wince a little bit.

    • @paraplonk7269
      @paraplonk7269 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah same. The way he pulled it out so easily and smoothly was genuinely creepy...

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 5 лет назад +6

      Intestinal crank was an ancient torture device for criminals

    • @hammerite6418
      @hammerite6418 4 года назад +1

      Me too

  • @theodorbondoc6345
    @theodorbondoc6345 8 лет назад +241

    Be disturbed! And then get down with the sickness.

    • @Aaron_Stever
      @Aaron_Stever 8 лет назад +8

      Because of that joke, if you go to hell your punishment will be you getting 10,000 fists shoved up your ass.

    • @nathandonleavy9952
      @nathandonleavy9952 8 лет назад +4

      And then be struck by the sight of ten thousand fists in the air!

    • @Aaron_Stever
      @Aaron_Stever 8 лет назад

      +StupefiedRex umm. Please tell me that's from one of their songs because I actually rarely listen to Disturbed.

    • @theodorbondoc6345
      @theodorbondoc6345 8 лет назад

      Aaron Stever Everything is from Disturbed.

    • @Aaron_Stever
      @Aaron_Stever 8 лет назад

      StupifiedRex I'm asking if that last comment was from a Disturbed song. I know every other joke, but not that one.

  • @kristofgriffin384
    @kristofgriffin384 8 лет назад +40

    00:24 " I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap."
    I think I found Uwe Boll's catchphrase.

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 7 лет назад +189

    "Be disturbed" "Ask me what it means!"
    Evangelion in a nutshell

  • @thesterndragoon9159
    @thesterndragoon9159 8 лет назад +54

    Guest voice: Tex Avery's Droopy Dog as "Be Disturbed" Guy.

    • @kyleshiflet9952
      @kyleshiflet9952 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking more on the lines of Truman Capote

  • @grygoo2680
    @grygoo2680 7 лет назад +100

    Silent Hill 4 is this done correctly.

    • @0GlassOfAcid0
      @0GlassOfAcid0 6 лет назад +2

      @@restlessdreams17 aren't all silent hill games underrated, the only good is the music.

    • @0GlassOfAcid0
      @0GlassOfAcid0 6 лет назад

      @@restlessdreams17 Wow you maybe the first commentor on youtube that may have changed my opinion. But I dont know, the dialogue in those old games and the chracters are old and if they were updated like resident evil 2 remastered. Then maybe I like going back to playing the series again, don't get me wrong you changed my opinion and I do like the thing they were going with the games besides 5 and 6. I just dont think characters were fleshed out in 1 and 2 to be someone you like has character's. James in 2 was actually a big jerk, that's the revelation I saw in his chracter. Then the first guy always talked about his girl "This height and black hair have you seen her". I want to be more in touch with the characters like they did with the female protagonist in 3, but I guess I saw the route they were doing in those games.

    • @0GlassOfAcid0
      @0GlassOfAcid0 6 лет назад

      @@restlessdreams17 You know a lot about diving into a games lore and plot. Your kind of like game theory, but better sense that guys a bit of snark. Thanks for telling more about silent hill lore, I think I'm going to replay silent hill 3 on my PS4.

    • @beneil2
      @beneil2 5 лет назад

      @@restlessdreams17 it funny that silent hill 4 called silent hill 4: THE ROOM if you know the movie.

    • @IvanValance
      @IvanValance 5 лет назад

      The Cell is this done correctly

  • @guybrushmonkey97
    @guybrushmonkey97 8 лет назад +311

    "Nostalgia Critic - Evil Dead" and/or "Old V.S. New - Evil Dead"!

  • @TaliZVasTyria
    @TaliZVasTyria 8 лет назад +58

    Soooo walter white's brother in law was in this task force before he joined DEA huh?

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 лет назад

      And he worked under the US president in 24.

    • @ofanzivnonestabilan
      @ofanzivnonestabilan 3 года назад +1

      Before that he was in SWAT trying and failing to prevent destruction of Cyberdyne building

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 7 лет назад +313

    so this movie is basically "inception" meets "50 shades of gray"

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 7 лет назад +12

      virus4812 Pretty much that what is it, its ok its not as terrible as NC says it is but it aint great.

    • @Ruukas9
      @Ruukas9 6 лет назад +8

      +marlin manson music video.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 лет назад +4

      Not even close, and it`s "grey" if you`re referencing the movie it`s a name and not a color.
      Where the fuck is the eroticism here?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 лет назад +3

      @@Ruukas9
      Marilyn, ffs..
      Go finish first grade english..
      No wait, never mind, just don`t breed..

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 лет назад +4

      And YES I`m a pedantic asshole because english is turning into sdgzhdjribnrtzihesrkfkzmvfrjnvmr nuuuuuuuuuuuu duuurka bloopetti blaflflafaf0afoaflfoaafop.
      BECAUSE EVERYONE`S A FUCKING ILLITERATE!

  • @batpool7335
    @batpool7335 8 лет назад +59

    They made a "The Batman" episode thats basically like this, joker kidnaps a detective, puts her in a death trap, dr. strange makes a machine that can let batman go into his mind then they have to find out were the detective is by traveling through the jokers mind

    • @MattJDave
      @MattJDave 7 лет назад +8

      And given 'the Batman''s reputation as a glorified toy commercial compared to Batman TAS (though I liked their odd interpretations of some of the villains, and they made Clayface 10x better in my opinion), it's amazing that they of all things managed to beat a feature fucking movie.

    • @nathandust
      @nathandust 5 лет назад +1

      How are Batman and Doctor Strange in the same film?

    • @kravenmaurhedd4264
      @kravenmaurhedd4264 5 лет назад +3

      @@nathandust Its Professor Strange, although he is also a doctor

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 4 года назад

      @@nathandust I think that means Hugo strange. but I could be wrong.

    • @angelofthe2000s
      @angelofthe2000s 4 года назад

      Also kind of happens in an episode of Smallville

  • @andypesante
    @andypesante 8 лет назад +47

    That Pee Wee's Dungeon bit. Omg. 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGoldenDunsparce
    @TheGoldenDunsparce 8 лет назад +107

    Oh shit! I didn't realize it until the horse scene, but I saw this movie way back when I was a kid and it freaked me out so badly that I blocked it from my memory! Fuck this movie! D:

  • @Gordon519
    @Gordon519 8 лет назад +116

    the thumbnail though

  • @kimaniwilsonhunte
    @kimaniwilsonhunte 8 лет назад +88

    It's (still) screwy in Pee-Wee's Dungeon! AHHHHH!!!!

  • @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559
    @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559 7 лет назад +23

    4:56 - 5:10 Rare footage of Corporal Hank Schrader, pre-Blue Meth crisis.

  • @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937
    @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937 8 лет назад +95

    Jesus Christ if you want to see an actually well-done and interesting transition from abusive childhood to psychopathic adulthood, watch season one of Daredevil.

  • @icecreamhero2375
    @icecreamhero2375 8 лет назад +119

    I like the spongebob version of this crap better its called "Sleepy Time" Spongebob goes into all the other characters dreams

    • @KRAPYBARA84
      @KRAPYBARA84 5 лет назад +2

      f r?? Sick, bro!!

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 3 года назад

      I prefer Psychonauts, it's less pretentious and has more fun with itself.

    • @wwb16
      @wwb16 5 месяцев назад

      shoot. that was my last quarter

  • @tyroneshuze7888
    @tyroneshuze7888 8 лет назад +309

    I completely agree with what you said about scenes of abuse in movies. Decent human beings who have been lucky enouph to never have been abused are still disgusted, survivors of abuse really don`t need to be reminded of it, and sickos are still going to enjoy it, no matter how skillfully or sympathetically portrayed. Yes, I know he just meant this movie, and I`ll allow that sometimes it is necessary. Also a lot of the imagery used is stolen from William Blake`s Red Dragon series of paintings which was used to much better effect in both Mindhunter and Red Dragon.

    • @petermcaulay4647
      @petermcaulay4647 5 лет назад +16

      If this cheers you up, the director of this movie also did "The Fall", it's a much better movie, with a well-told story and likeable characters. Not trying to undermine you or anything, I just want to make you feel better, since this sounds quite personal to you, I hope that you are doing well.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 года назад +4

      I have the same opinion about movies about depression
      If I'm not depressed I find the characters to be huge pussies
      If i was depressed I wouldn't want to watch depression
      Nor would I show it to depressed people

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 года назад +9

      So ppl can’t have abuse in movies , then we need to stop horror movies with death. Many ppl seen or know someone murdered

    • @theSemiChrist
      @theSemiChrist 4 года назад +7

      @@jborrego2406 someone will always be offended

    • @Ramzblood
      @Ramzblood 4 года назад +2

      Because Hollywood is a pit of sado masochists. well actually. Most directors and producers are on the dark side.

  • @SabbyNeko
    @SabbyNeko 8 лет назад +397

    Oh damn it, I thought this was that Stepehn King movie that just came out.
    The one where zombies are recharged by the Trololol song.
    I'm not joking.

    • @DracXBelmont
      @DracXBelmont 8 лет назад +5

      I mean, you're wrong, but okay.

    • @SabbyNeko
      @SabbyNeko 8 лет назад +69

      DracXBelmont I'm not wrong. There is a Stephen King movie about zombies controlled by mobile phones. They listen to Trololol on their phones as they sleep to 'update their programming'.
      Watch it and tell me I'm still wrong.

    • @DracXBelmont
      @DracXBelmont 8 лет назад +18

      Sabbat-X Nowhere in the book did that happen, which makes me severely disappointed in the adaptation.

    • @SabbyNeko
      @SabbyNeko 8 лет назад +45

      DracXBelmont I know, it's great, isn't it?

    • @SabbyNeko
      @SabbyNeko 8 лет назад +36

      Mary Barone Nope, it's in the movie.

  • @Kugawattan
    @Kugawattan 8 лет назад +51

    Directed by Tarzan? You mean THAT Tarza- oh, "Tarsem". Okay then.

    • @Loopyboy447
      @Loopyboy447 7 лет назад +4

      Kugawattan The things he wants to do to Jane..... no wonder he's a jungle boy.

  • @nuclear_mech_wizard
    @nuclear_mech_wizard 5 лет назад +39

    Tarsem: "Be Disturbed"
    David Draiman: "Done"

  • @magicmon
    @magicmon 4 года назад +15

    I remember watching this and when the scene of the woman floating through empty space. I came up and said "this movie cost me 17 billion dollars to make and it was well worth it" my father almost choked on his dinner laughing so hard

  • @kirby2306
    @kirby2306 5 лет назад +17

    "If you would be even more obsessed you would eat those cigarettes" 😂😂😂

  • @daiforme
    @daiforme 5 лет назад +14

    i think despite its flaws this movie is really trippy and fun, like actually legit really fun on acid especially. thats when i first saw it. ignored it for years and finally chose it as an option during an acid movie marathon, which is like my favorite thing ever because acid really allows me to focus fully on a film and take in every aspect.

  • @spinlok3943
    @spinlok3943 8 лет назад +22

    "Kittens!"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"What was that?!""Its too deep, you wouldn't get it."

  • @shadowspider9
    @shadowspider9 8 лет назад +6

    Some killers do actually stop themselves. Not because they want to of course, and rarely do they stop permanently. But many do stop for fear of getting caught or wanting to let the heat die down first.

  • @bence4542
    @bence4542 6 лет назад +8

    I remember watching this movie when I was a little kid and I would remember random parts of it and never know where they were from. This review actually helped me solve something that has bothered me for close to 16 years.

  • @bluezero8557
    @bluezero8557 7 лет назад +66

    they ripped off the armor design from bram stoker's dracula.

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 7 лет назад +12

      Tj Chapman The same costume designer. When she found a design she liked, she LIKED it

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe it was reused. Waste not, want not.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 5 лет назад

      It’s the same costume designer for Dracula

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 6 лет назад +32

    "The Fall" was a really good Tarsem film.

    • @nntblst
      @nntblst 5 лет назад +2

      dreamlandnightmare i saw that movie a few months ago and the fotography is quite good!

    • @HunterJonesJr
      @HunterJonesJr 4 года назад +2

      Awesome movie

    • @215jmo
      @215jmo 2 года назад +1

      Immortals I thought was decent too lol

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 2 года назад +2

      @@215jmo Yeah. Didn't watch it for years because I thought it was just a rip-off of "300" (didn't know of Tarsem at the time), but it was pretty good, not at all like 300.

  • @chevand8
    @chevand8 6 лет назад +10

    There's a good reason this movie has the look of an extended music video or commercial-- because Tarsem CAME from a background of directing music videos and commercials. His most notable work, of course, was the video for R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion", which earned him a LOT of acclaim. He won an MTV VMA for Best Video of the Year in 1991. The Cell was his first attempt at a feature film-- and it shows.
    Don't get me wrong, there are successful movie directors who have cut their teeth doing music videos-- David Fincher and Spike Jonze, for example. One of the advantages of coming from that background is that it often affords an aspiring director with the opportunity to quickly develop a strong and unique visual style, without having to compromise it quite as much as if they were directing feature films. Music videos offer a lot of potential for experimentation, and established music video directors frequently find themselves in demand BECAUSE they have a certain style. But of course, a movie is a completely different beast from a music video-- it has considerations aside from cinematography and visual effects. The directors who succeed in making the transition are the ones who understand they are going to have to leave their comfort zone and focus much more intently on developing their storytelling skills. Music videos can have plots, but they aren't essential; and even when a music video does have a plot, it's usually not extremely fleshed out because the medium is so short and prioritizes looking good over everything else. It's absolutely about style over substance. So is it really a surprise that Tarsem's first movie is basically an extension of all his strengths from directing videos, while its weaknesses-- the writing, the pacing, the questionable casting-- are all the things that don't really matter as much in music videos?
    I'm not defending this movie; there are definitely problems with it. I'm just saying, it is what it is. If I hypothetically wasn't at all familiar with Tarsem, and you showed me the video for "Losing My Religion", and then you told me the same guy had made a full-length horror/suspense movie about going into a serial killer's mind... this is pretty much exactly how I'd figure it would've turned out. It's not a masterpiece of storytelling by any stretch of the imagination, but at least it does have some rather compelling visuals.

  • @brandonholian8130
    @brandonholian8130 6 лет назад +21

    This movie while pretentious was ground breaking with its cinematography and visuals. You just have to appreciate there was nothing like it at the time.

  • @jettisoncargo
    @jettisoncargo 8 лет назад +28

    The Cell: a triumph of Style over Substance.

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 5 лет назад +2

      jettisoncargo I don't care. I like it.

  • @kin2naruto
    @kin2naruto 8 лет назад +23

    All the random imagery and what I want to know is... why is there a dog in the dream machine room? No really - why?? Is he a vital part of the tech?

    • @Dashound46
      @Dashound46 8 лет назад +6

      Don't question the movie, or else you'll have the director jumping around all night outside your house yelling: "Ask me what it means, ask me what it means!"

    • @Zathyra80
      @Zathyra80 8 лет назад +7

      It's the killers dog, that he uses to lure women close to him. The psychologists think that since the dog is the only living creature they know of that the killer might have positive feelings for, that the dog might be helpful to trigger some emotions in the dream... or something like that. I dunno, to make him feel at home or whatever.

    • @puffnisse
      @puffnisse 8 лет назад +1

      So could you explain the horse?

    • @puffnisse
      @puffnisse 8 лет назад

      ***** Ok, thanks.

  • @LoverOfBellies
    @LoverOfBellies 6 лет назад +9

    Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Lopez, Vincent D'Onofrio & Hank from Breaking Bad; what a cast

  • @timothybarron5455
    @timothybarron5455 4 года назад +8

    My teenage self loved this movie, my adult self is like 'I miss the simplicity of my teenage self. But thankfully I grew out of it, R.I.P teenage me.'

  • @badasscomedy5126
    @badasscomedy5126 2 года назад +5

    The reason why Red Dragon succeeded is because we were able to identify Dolarhyde, we knew who he was, we felt sorry for him, we saw him fall in love with another woman and his serial killer mind didn’t know how to handle it. Here, I don’t have a clue of who Carl is, and I don’t even care enough to find out

  • @averyhunt1890
    @averyhunt1890 8 лет назад +53

    in this world it's Disturbed or be Disturbed

    • @kenziemac130
      @kenziemac130 8 лет назад +4

      you mean "its disturb or be disturbed."

    • @theodorbondoc6345
      @theodorbondoc6345 8 лет назад +5

      I think the world is a scary place now that you've woken up the demon in me!

    • @theodorbondoc6345
      @theodorbondoc6345 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Power beyond containing.

    • @kenziemac130
      @kenziemac130 8 лет назад

      ***** Define "Dead" in terms of a videogame.
      Undertale != Meme instead Undertale = Game That still runs on modern hardware, so... its not really dead.

    • @kenziemac130
      @kenziemac130 8 лет назад +2

      If you have to ask someone not to post memes or references of something arbitrarily deemed "dead" by random people, then its not technically dead yet... by the way: "so i herd u liek mudkipz..."

  • @4-U-CITYGIRL
    @4-U-CITYGIRL 8 лет назад +175

    Has Critic done Jack And Jill? If so please reload it.

    • @filmnewsreport3231
      @filmnewsreport3231 8 лет назад +66

      The NC can only take some much before it becomes life-threatening

    • @callmeaderplastname6648
      @callmeaderplastname6648 8 лет назад

      Crispy cremestarrrrr

    • @callmeaderplastname6648
      @callmeaderplastname6648 8 лет назад

      I also saw killer cumstarrrr

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 8 лет назад +3

      He hasn't, but it's on my wish list for him to do it.

    • @StudioInkblot
      @StudioInkblot 8 лет назад +11

      Shitty comedies are harder to review. There are only so many ways you can say that something isn't funny.

  • @bunnieswithbows5076
    @bunnieswithbows5076 7 лет назад +9

    He made a joke that we would have to write a paper "interpreting the director's intent' or whatever but I literally have to do that and it is hell

  • @supernintendochalmers3385
    @supernintendochalmers3385 7 лет назад +85

    This movie is so pretentious, I'm surprised the Cinema Snob hasn't reviewed it

  • @UwannabeKaYZaR
    @UwannabeKaYZaR 8 лет назад +22

    I enjoyed "The Cell" but this review was very entertaining.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 лет назад +1

      I guess you were Smart enough to get it

  • @aenjgeal
    @aenjgeal 8 лет назад +26

    I really want Nostalgia Critic to do an old versus new of the two Great Gatsbys, but I doubt many other people would be interested

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 8 лет назад +7

      Because both versions suck in their own way and completely miss the mark when it comes to the source material.

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 8 лет назад +5

      Eh, that would actually be kinda interesting. Both movies had their pros and cons. The three things I personally liked about the old film was Robert Redford, the music and costume design; as for the new film, I liked most of the cast, the cinematography, the costume design and the music (it was also more faithful to the original, but went a bit far when it came to dropping anvils. Though, the book wasn't exactly perfect either, what with Fitzgerald sacrificing realism and character development for the sake of dropping anvils and romanticizing Gatsby the gangster).

    • @dowjones5981
      @dowjones5981 6 лет назад

      You look yummy! ; )

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 лет назад

      @@KPater-mf4je Doug hated Moulin Rogue, so he would probably hate Gatsby too, it's a shitty movie no doubt

  • @DaPsychocat
    @DaPsychocat 8 лет назад +42

    Why does Tarsen look like Shaymalan ?

    • @weirdcherrytasteyuck
      @weirdcherrytasteyuck 8 лет назад +9

      that's racist....AND now be DISTURBED!

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 8 лет назад +35

      Because Tarsem _is_ Shyamalan! What a Twist!

    • @mikeperry7335
      @mikeperry7335 8 лет назад +8

      the same reason u look like Harry Potter with progeria and I look like a blue man

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 8 лет назад +1

      He looks nothing like shyamalan.

    • @swahat1713
      @swahat1713 8 лет назад +1

      SHYAMALAN TWIST!

  • @keomafernandes7442
    @keomafernandes7442 4 года назад +10

    Just watched it for the first time and I gotta say it's pretty underrated. It is dated and miscast, but so many good ideas... Something like this today would be awesome.

  • @Sivos909
    @Sivos909 5 лет назад +3

    I know this was posted so long ago that the people of Channel Awesome are probably not going to read this, but to those who may be find this fascinating:
    The guy the Critic joked about having those twitchy eyes, he can't help that. The actor was born with nystagmus, the Dancing Eyes syndrome. Normally the characters he portrays are written to also have that disability....most likely after he was hired for the part.

  • @Orion_TheyThem
    @Orion_TheyThem 5 лет назад +8

    13:33, this is because the feed was switching between her and Carl. So he saw her memories of that room and recreated it in his mind. And this is why she gets lost and stuck in his world. Honestly, did you even watch the film????

  • @BrinaFlautist
    @BrinaFlautist 2 года назад +10

    I suppose I’ve come to appreciate this film a bit more over the years but I have to admit that I still agree with the whole “be disturbed” thing. The visuals are very surreal and interesting but there are certain points where shocking content is included for the sake of including shocking content.

  • @Emberilliance
    @Emberilliance 8 лет назад +10

    19:56 "What am I doing down here? I could be trying to track down a meth dealer named Heisenberg right now."

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 лет назад +3

      I'd watch that. I wanna see a film where Heisenberg is hunted by the FBI using Scott-Fi Tech

  • @jackaweplushpro
    @jackaweplushpro 10 месяцев назад +4

    10:14 as a Marilyn Manson fan, I can confirm that this is the type of imagery that most Manson fans are used to

  • @qw000pz
    @qw000pz 8 лет назад +9

    The guy who did this film also did the music video for Losing My Religion and the Snow White box office bomb, Mirror Mirror.

  • @TDI_CharlieBrown
    @TDI_CharlieBrown 2 года назад +5

    @4:57 I never realized it, but that's Hank from Breaking Bad!

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 8 лет назад +84

    5:08 Hey, it's Hank from _Breaking Bad_.

    • @MCDexpo
      @MCDexpo 8 лет назад +4

      also alot of other things... like under the dome, and... um... breaking bad?

    • @puffnisse
      @puffnisse 8 лет назад +1

      The first episode of V.I.P (Bryan Cranston is also in the same episode).

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss 8 лет назад +4

      He's also the tumor-head mutant guy in the original Total Recall that says to Arnie "You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here"...

    • @vindobonaification
      @vindobonaification 8 лет назад

      What???
      Have to check that out

    • @jordanfenose8554
      @jordanfenose8554 8 лет назад +6

      So The Cell is in the same universe as Breaking Bad. Hank was in the FBI before DEA

  • @scutterybuttery449
    @scutterybuttery449 8 лет назад +54

    00:24 Uwe Boll's personal philosophy

    • @nicholastosoni707
      @nicholastosoni707 8 лет назад +10

      What, you mean "I make crap?" I thought it was, "I am the only genius in the whole fahking business." Or something.

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 8 лет назад +4

      Question. Does Uwe Boll actually believe he makes good movies? Or is he at least aware he makes crap and just doesn't give a shit because he knows he'll still make money due to tax loopholes?

  • @RawbeardX
    @RawbeardX 8 лет назад +154

    Ask me what this comment means!

    • @danielrochez1608
      @danielrochez1608 8 лет назад +22

      What does this comment mean

    • @RawbeardX
      @RawbeardX 8 лет назад +25

      thank you, was it as fulfilling for you as it was for me? DEEPNESS!

    • @nikkilengyel
      @nikkilengyel 8 лет назад +7

      +Rawbeard It was good for me, was it good for you? 😂

    • @omnirath
      @omnirath 8 лет назад +7

      this disturbe me
      be disturbe

    • @spkwgnscrtncusin4172
      @spkwgnscrtncusin4172 8 лет назад

      old anonymous

  • @laurar.3676
    @laurar.3676 4 месяца назад +1

    This is actually one of my favorite movies. It's just so visually stunning.

  • @gabrielpetricevic6606
    @gabrielpetricevic6606 7 лет назад +38

    Every dream sequence in this movie looks like a Lady Gaga music video

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 8 лет назад +76

    the music for this sounds like an elephant being raped by bagpipes.

  • @andresacosta7885
    @andresacosta7885 5 лет назад +6

    The stretching skin on his back when he hangs does kind of make my skin crawl. That’s all though

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 8 лет назад +6

    OK, I practically fell over laughing at the Twin Peaks joke. So very very well-played.

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle 3 года назад +3

    Executive Meddling: During the mind scene where Stargher disembowels Novak, Novak was supposed to remind Catherine that she had an abortion at college, which made her become a child psychologist. Test audiences didn't like it and was replaced with Catherine's brother in a car accident and a coma for six months before his death.

  • @Albeit_Jordan
    @Albeit_Jordan 5 лет назад +3

    17:30 Interesting fact: this is actually a set from the music video for Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box that they didn't end up using in the final cut.
    21:50 This, too.

  • @SajirouPlays
    @SajirouPlays 8 лет назад +33

    I... miss this Nostalgia Critic ... I really do. No ... complex skits with multiple people ... just plain ole' NC doing what he does best without the need for too many comic foils. There might be one like Carl here, or Terl, or even Dr. Smith but at least there weren't like 20 skits interlaced between the movie clips.
    Least of all there weren't any entire movies redone via those skits ... course we can blame the MPAA for that.

  • @CEddyAV19
    @CEddyAV19 8 лет назад +27

    4:56 is that Hank from Breaking Bad???

    • @adamkrutmeijer8592
      @adamkrutmeijer8592 8 лет назад +2

      Ye

    • @bgm1975
      @bgm1975 8 лет назад +1

      He's also in Lethal Weapon 2, The Firm, and Terminator 2

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 8 лет назад +2

      yes, this is a reupload.

    • @kennethconklin4140
      @kennethconklin4140 6 лет назад

      K-C Rhoder Sees the World! He's in T2 but he's in tactical gear. The scene where Miles Dyson blows up the cyberdyne floor he's the seat leader that yells for everyone to get out.

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 6 лет назад

      Don't forget Total Recall and The X Files

  • @buddytenney7121
    @buddytenney7121 10 месяцев назад +3

    0:34 This is where The Cell comes in.

  • @teckworks
    @teckworks 8 лет назад +77

    Ay, Doug, did yo ever get my PM regarding the Interstellar Six-tit Clowncats?
    I might be able to hook you up with some quality content~

    • @nicolemellott1590
      @nicolemellott1590 7 лет назад +1

      i would watch it some times i get a movie just because of the weird title or something odd or a bit different plain is so boring

    • @mochalta2862
      @mochalta2862 7 лет назад +1

      I'm holding you to that

  • @chipio
    @chipio 7 лет назад +3

    5:48 I've spent the last 10 minutes uncontrollably giggling at this

  • @lincolnw.8329
    @lincolnw.8329 7 лет назад +27

    This movie needs a serious remake.

  • @bwipmwqp
    @bwipmwqp 8 лет назад +3

    Going into a serial killer's mind would be good for a horror game.

  • @yi_olde_fashioned
    @yi_olde_fashioned 8 лет назад +26

    My last name is pronounced E so I'm technically Mr. E

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 8 лет назад

      The boat won't sail

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +7

    Well, it is visually interesting and has nice music. But the characters aren't fleshed out. The only reason I kinda care about Lopez's character is because she's physically perfect

  • @isthisnamegood
    @isthisnamegood 7 лет назад +6

    Really enjoyed the movie myself. Great visuals and the interactions within the mind space were easily good enough to give it a thumbs up.

  • @MeinKvnt
    @MeinKvnt 7 лет назад +29

    A+ for Twin Peaks reference

  • @rainbowplays1204
    @rainbowplays1204 4 года назад +3

    Do you know here in Syracuse New York they were filming a movie with Vince Vaughn and he was actually here in downtown Syracuse New York,I have no idea if the whole movie is going to take place in Syracuse but me and my mom went down to watch them shoot the scene and it was really awesome, if we would’ve stayed out there longer we would’ve probably saw Vince Vaughn

  • @pupax2000
    @pupax2000 7 лет назад +37

    I love this movie so much, the visuals are stunning and the story is pretty cool. But your take on it makes me giggle :D

  • @aaronearl7697
    @aaronearl7697 10 месяцев назад +2

    This guy obviously didn't understand this film. The Cell is an excellent movie. It is:
    A taut thriller that really does build the suspense. Things just become more urgent with each passing minute.
    A science-fiction movie that explores an interesting idea and does a great job of conveying it with very odd visuals.
    I can't stand reviewers that think they're entertaining. I'm not a Jennifer Lopez fan but this movie managed to catch my attention and solidly keep it. I could in no way anticipate what would happen next. That is what a good film is supposed to do, I think.
    I recommend "The Cell" and give this film 4.5 / 5 stars.

  • @UnknownLifter-jx2xu
    @UnknownLifter-jx2xu Год назад +2

    I watched this video when I was wayy too young. I come back years later because I could never forget how hilarious nostalgia critic's videos are

  • @NihilisticSnake
    @NihilisticSnake Год назад +3

    Imagine this movie is the reason Dean Norris was casted as Hank Schrader.

  • @avitalyk
    @avitalyk 7 лет назад +8

    I just finished watching Twin Peaks and now I'm watching this whole review for that one joke

  • @kyleshiflet9952
    @kyleshiflet9952 3 года назад +4

    Anyone notice the red suit looks like Dracula armor from 1992's Bram Stroker's Dracula movie

  • @klonvomhaus
    @klonvomhaus 6 лет назад +2

    Carl is smoking, so he is TOTALLY an intense character, so we totally know him socially. Also, he's probably also a sociopath, which makes knowing him socially hard.

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 6 лет назад +2

    At 7:46, that's actor Pruitt Taylor Vince (from The Mentalist) and he has "nystagmus", a condition which causes a person's eyes to move rapidly back and forth involuntarily.