I'm ready to do whatever it takes to get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit! I've steeled myself! My estate's in order! And I've made peace with my God and those around me! So, I will get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit! Just you wait! Whoooaaa!!! What a day for shoppin'!!!
Which makes it all the more ludicrous that she's "made peace with her god" over a $6 scrapbook that's what....probably $20 tops normally? Not that plowing over people for savings on electronics is OK in the least, but it's just funny.
Anne Hathaway's part is the best! 1:09 "I'm ready to do whatever it takes to get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit! I've steeled myself! My estate's in order! And I've made peace with my God and those around me! So, I will get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit! Just you wait! Whoooaaa!!! What a day for shoppin'!!!"
@Kai Listengart this skit, and Anne Hathaway’s part specifically, can always make me smile. So reading what she says line for line, is the cherry on top.
Any Oscar winning actor that puts their fulll talent into a snl sketch playing white trash is worthy of all the money they make in my book. She’s a treasure.
Hiren Gaming you're one of two of thing, either an american that has no idea how the world works outside the us, or a non- american that has no idea how insane black friday is in the us.
CATCH HIM TOUCH HIM WIIIIIIN!!!! Omg that part always cracks me up! Just the idea of Kirk Douglas hidden in that store while all that madness is happening is HILARIOUS
She killed this scene. I replayed multiple times, it was too realistic. Actors/Actresses are the best of the best and you can tell here. This made me a fan. 😅
For two years straight, I wore a black shirt to work every Friday hoping for someone to ask me why, just so I could say it was in honor of this holiday and watch them face palm. But no one ever did
What's crazy is that this sort of culture doesn't even exist anymore. Like the past 6-7ish years, most stores have been starting their Black Friday deals during dinnertime on Thanksgiving Day, which really cuts down on the mad rush
Free box cutters and slide into savings were my favorite parts. I have gotten in line for Black Friday once in my life and it was actually fun and nothing like you see on TV. Then again it was in Maine and it is practically Canada up there.
I used to work for the corp offices of a large US retailer. 10 years ago, 1 of our stores needed xtra help on Black Friday, & I volunteered. By 5:01am, I had seen the worst of humanity, & scored a deal on a fake XMAS tree
Ahh, Walmart.. Remember when they would advertise Black Friday deals like; marked down big screen TVs and laptops. They'd let 150 people stand in line for 6 hours, only to hand out 23 items. Marketing geniuses.
I had the pleasure of showing this to my wife tonight after randomly remembering it today. Her facial expressions were hilarious. Thank you for posting this on RUclips. God be with you out there, everybody. ✝️ :)
I worked black friday at the electronics section of Target back in 2014. It was easily in the top 3 most terrifying experiences of my life. And I've literally seen war in the Middle East.
Slam Jackson 1 second ago I've worked a couple black fridays in retail. Over 8 in fact. 1. Multiple Times I've seen people shoved down at the entrance 2. Multiple times I've seen fights break out. Mostly over shoes. 3. Multiple times I've seen kids shit their pants because the parents wouldn't let them go the bathroom 4. Multiple times I've seen mirrors broken by angry customers throwing shoes, jewelry at them 5. Multiple times I've seen merchandise thrown at workers 6. Multiple times I've seen customers spit or I shit you not force themselve to vomit at workers 7. I've seen gun drawn many times 8. I've had to pull customers off other customers 9. I've seen fights in parking lots over spaces 10. I've seen entire sections of the stores have to be emptied out because someone threw a pepper spray bomb to clear everyone else out to get things. This happens once a year in an average story. That person then goes back into the section to get the item 11. I've seen a customer headbutt a cashier because something wasn't on sale, I've seen a customer fracture someones face with a shoe because they didn't have their size, I've seen giant fights break out between different races. 12. I've seen someone light a section on fire, yes on fire, to empty everyone out. 13. I've seen a worker forced to work 16 hour shifts pass out and go into diabetic shock 14. I've been swung on, spit at, thrown at, had a belt snapped at my face, had a toaster thrown at my head, someone tried to mace me, kicked out, screamed at, told my family was going to die in a fire, told I should kill myself, had a customer swing a frying pan at. 15. I've seen someone try to cut the lines then get their head slammed into a cashiers desk, the ambulance was called 16. I'm seen somone try to steal and run into a glass door. Blood everywhere people still ran throw it. 17., I've seen so much pressure pressure on the front doors happen that the windowns shattered. I have seen some fucking shit. I could keep going. Black Friday is a fucking cancer.
Consumerism and materialism is the cancer. But people knowing this continue to allow this to bring nothing but stress and aggrievation to live. If I had forty grand I'd be set for life. That's right life. It's amazing how it all looks when you are on this side of the wall
@@盧璘壽로인수 the news typically reports deaths, especially interesting ones. People did regularly get trampled and occasionally died going to the early morning Black Friday sales at big stores. It would definitely make the news that night.
Anne Hathaway had way too much fun there.
I STILL don't know what the heck Ann Hathaway is saying but I laugh every time!
whoooo what a day for shopping
No it was PERFECT! xD
James Clark yup lol
I'm ready to do whatever it takes to get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit!
I've steeled myself! My estate's in order! And I've made peace with my God and those around me!
So, I will get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit! Just you wait!
Whoooaaa!!! What a day for shoppin'!!!
Everyone talking about Anne, but Bobby nailed it with expressions and delivery.
Certainly did! 🤣
She nailed Mega MAGA Karen lol.
this is one of those perfect shorts that you don’t need to tweak any further
I appreciate that amongst the $39 ipads and $71 televisions, Janice is going for the scrapbooking kit. Lady knows what she wants.
Which makes it all the more ludicrous that she's "made peace with her god" over a $6 scrapbook that's what....probably $20 tops normally? Not that plowing over people for savings on electronics is OK in the least, but it's just funny.
@@yellowblanka6058, not $6; *$3.99!* 😂
Sadly, this is only slightly exaggerated.
No , it’s just more honest
this is exaggerated?
Maybe it’s only sad cause you suck at Black Friday. Ever think of that?
Did not expect that Anne Hathaway cameo
She is sooo adorable there. 😂😂
Rajas A She was.
@@calebp.7251 Did she? I didn't hear her say that.
Chris Skuller nah it just sounded like it. She said “booking” as in “scrapbooking”
I could watch her ramble like that forever 😂😂😂
The way Bobby Moynihan's voice cracks in this sketch is what makes it so epic. This guy was one of the funniest cast members in recent years.
oh my god, bobby. well done
Totally agree, one of my favorite cast members!
I lost it at 'free box cutter at the door'
Lmao! If that was real, I'd stay home and shop for bargains online XD
@@SirCraigius And stay glued to TV to witness carnage that's about to happen at MEGA Mart.
crack of dawn
I lost it way before
But that’s exactly how dangerous it is though right?! 😂 This was funny but accurate
Gotta Love Anne Hathaway. Only a 5 second appearance and she goes into character 1000%
Anne Hathaway's part is the best! 1:09
"I'm ready to do whatever it takes to get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit! I've steeled myself! My estate's in order! And I've made peace with my God and those around me! So, I will get the 12 x 12 Finished in a Flash Disney Scrapbooking Kit! Just you wait! Whoooaaa!!! What a day for shoppin'!!!"
Gewgulkan Suhckitt thank you 🙏🏼 so much for this
@Kai Listengart this skit, and Anne Hathaway’s part specifically, can always make me smile. So reading what she says line for line, is the cherry on top.
For $3.99?! 😮🏃♂️
Thank you for the translation.
YEEEESSSS
1:41" Kirk will be hidden somewhere in the store..." is my favorite part. CATCH HIM, TOUCH HIM, WIN!!!
Best Part
😂
Ha ha ha - "right after we've finished mopping and waxing the floors - slide into savings"!
Lucy hahahaha. We watched the skit!
Michael Miller she cant repeat the part that’s funny to her?
FIIIREE HAZARDDD
Freee box cutter !
WHEEEEE!
My respect for Anne Hathaway's acting has skyrocketed.
Her SNL performances alone are unbelievably great 😂
Rachel Getting Psyched!
Any Oscar winning actor that puts their fulll talent into a snl sketch playing white trash is worthy of all the money they make in my book. She’s a treasure.
This is basically how the rest of the world sees the US during black friday.
You mean it isn't true?
D3monWarri0r The rest of the world has Black Friday too. It's the same everywhere.
Hiren Gaming you're one of two of thing, either an american that has no idea how the world works outside the us, or a non- american that has no idea how insane black friday is in the us.
Hiren Gaming it really only happens in America
We have Black Friday but we don't stampede or get into fights at the store.
Bobby Moynihan is an underrated talent, easily in the top 10 snl cast members.
Saying he’s underrated and in the the top 10 is a contradiction. Don’t say “underrated” again until you learn what it means.
He'll be playing music SO loud,
NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
FIND HIM! TOUCH HIM! WIN!
Becky Madigan 🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
You get a box cutter the music is going to be playing so loud that no one can hear you scream that sounds like a bad bad idea
Becky Madigan hahahaha!
Someone is going to die
CATCH HIM TOUCH HIM WIIIIIIN!!!!
Omg that part always cracks me up!
Just the idea of Kirk Douglas hidden in that store while all that madness is happening is HILARIOUS
The visual exactly!
so black friday is like, american's real life hunger games?
+Argante Centofuochi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Rizka Sekar coming to this video straight after I watched the last hunger games makes this comment eerie :O
Except no one is hungry, they are all fat
Yes just yes
Rizka Sekar it is crazy here....i do not go all crazy for black Friday.....that's the problem with the culture here in my country....it's kinda sad
When he said “this is happening “ with that sinister smile it got me man😂😂
Everyone gets a free box cutter
That's funny on so many levels lmao just what they all need freakin box cutters
Freaking love it
Wizard and probably people will be killing each other literally
They'll definitely need them!
FIRE HAZZARD
Laughed so hard I nearly cried. "FREE BOX CUTTER! We removed security guards to make room! Floors all waxed up!""
the purge black Friday edition
Nada Allam LOL😂😂😂 sub to me plz
12 minutes edition
"That's right, coked up rooster!"
Lmfao
Anne Hathaway was the best D:
She killed this scene. I replayed multiple times, it was too realistic. Actors/Actresses are the best of the best and you can tell here. This made me a fan. 😅
No
Woo what a day for shoppin
Sašo M stfu yes she did
No she sucks at everything!
Look at how bad she sucks at looking Good...
Former retail worker for 8 years. This is too accurate to really laugh, even if it is hilarious.
How did you survive?
Anne hathaway really nailed it😂😂
I know this woman I’ve been this woman what a day for shopping
Savings stampede and slide into savings killed me 🤣💀
FIND HIM TOUCH HIM WIN!
They’re going to kill Kirk.
He’s now 103
He's now dead
@@byoutifulmusic
He's already Dead tho
For two years straight, I wore a black shirt to work every Friday hoping for someone to ask me why, just so I could say it was in honor of this holiday and watch them face palm. But no one ever did
F
Good
why would someone ask you why you're wearing a certain color shirt in the first place?
@@ToxicallyMasculinelol I agree, this plan was flawed from the start
Just wear a black shirt with black for day written on it.
a secret harry potter novel?
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Alexz Pattinson I would wait weeks in line for that book, lol.
I would smack the hell out of somebody for that lmao
@@tiffanymoore1795 Savage😂😂😂
Mixed references, love it
It's probably just Rowling's 50 shades of grey with Dumbledore and grindeywald
When the deep voice says “FREE BOX CUTTER” you can hear it trying to laugh 😂
The horrors of Black Friday, amplified with this skit!
amplified?
Its just the truth of black friday
I thought this was just a normal add for it.
@@iabandonedthechanneld7738 I think you're right about that.
This one had me laughing the entire time that guy's energy was amazing and he was phenomenal.
Is it bad I can low-key see this being an actual Black Friday commercial.
12345 56789 that’s absurd
You mean it wasn’t??? Lol
"And I've made peace with my GAWD!" Anne's Southern Accent jacked on Four Loco made me die!
I don't think she's playing Southern trash, she's playing Midwestern trash
A true modern classic sketch.
"And I have made peace with my god and those around me." Perfect line for many occasions honestly.
Omg four loko line had me laughing so hard!
Jim Koral its not an energy drink
Omg four loko had me puking so hard
FaceRip it is if you try hard enough
It used to be half energy drink have malt liqour. They took out the energy drink because of obvious reasons lol
@@jeffreyferraro9639 - You know, because of the implications.
The fact that I misremembered this sketch as a South Park bit just shows how well done it is and how good it is at exaggerating Black Friday
FIRE HAZARD! SLIDE INTO SAVING!
Chiara K SAVINGS STAMPEDE
"He'll be playing music so loud, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!"😱
R.I.P. Kirk Douglas
RIP Kirk Douglas....cause of death....box cutters
RIP Kirk Douglas for realsies
...and peasant touching
@@kxmode Also fire hazard.
Now Black Friday is just like 30% off lmao
So funny how Bobby Moynahan really gets into
I love Bobby. He’s so underrated. Especially as Louie.
Bobby is a treasure!
Pan-Pan (We Bare Bears) has a special place in my heart because of him. Bobby’s too precious in everything lmao ♥️
We have a pawn shop in Flint that has the tag line "NOW OPEN 7DAYS A WEEK !". I always like to parody it "NOW OPEN 7 SECONDS A WEEK!"
Every year I say I'm gonna go Black Friday shopping and I don't.
But I do watch this video every holiday season and it is the best Tradition ever.
That Anne Hathaway rendition of 4 Loco is accurate....😂😂😂😂😂
What's crazy is that this sort of culture doesn't even exist anymore. Like the past 6-7ish years, most stores have been starting their Black Friday deals during dinnertime on Thanksgiving Day, which really cuts down on the mad rush
Anyone who's taken a Black Friday elbow to the back will find this one of the best SNL sketches evar....
Free box cutters and slide into savings were my favorite parts. I have gotten in line for Black Friday once in my life and it was actually fun and nothing like you see on TV. Then again it was in Maine and it is practically Canada up there.
I used to work for the corp offices of a large US retailer. 10 years ago, 1 of our stores needed xtra help on Black Friday, & I volunteered. By 5:01am, I had seen the worst of humanity, & scored a deal on a fake XMAS tree
I wish Harry Potter and the Treacherous Crawl Space was real
It's a tradition to watch this each November haha
1:42 R.I.P. Kirk Douglas 1916-2020
I hope he was worth the 3 Kindles
0:44 If I waited in a line like that in cold weather, the first place I would be running to when the doors open would be the bathroom. LOL
One of, if not the funniest SNL skits EVER!
"Everyone will get a free box cutter"
Gus:that puts a smile on my face.
Everytime I watch this I laugh so hard!! Greatest mocking of black Friday ads!
this is Bobby's best skit!
It's true that he is an extremely talented actor!
He's on FIRE, damn!
Naw, it's great but look up Drunk Uncle.
No, I'm sorry, but Kitty-cat in Outer Space was his best skit.
In fact, it was the best skit in the history of sketch comedy, just because of him.
Nope, try The Worst Of Soul Train.
This is one of my all time favourite SNL sketches. Bobby rocks!
i love the way bobby is not quite looking at the camera it just makes everything funnier
This is why I'll never work retail again.
Must. Be. Outlawed.
One of SNL's very best commercials.
I just lay in bed , peacefully , Friday morning and have sweet daydreams of all of this . Hmmmm I’m feeling very relaxed
when people ask me what I understand by "capitalism"
@Generic Username That is what capitalism is to begin with.
Same thing with “Socialism”. You will be queuing an entire day for a pound of sugar and probably be ransacking the stores because of scarce supply.
Dumb
@@jerou you literally just described third world countries in capitilism
@@lizziestired Authoritariansm, not capitalism. If you mean North Korea, yes.
Highly elaborate way to hire a bunch of free hitmen.
this video is incredible, i can't stop watching it, just awesome
That close up frame of Anne Hathaway is that scariest shit I'll see this halloween season.
so black friday is when you ditch your family on thanksgiving to buy a $10 tv?? i would do that!
The male presenter is good.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣find him,touch him,win!
I worked at a Walmart, I can confirm this is spot on.
Ahh, Walmart.. Remember when they would advertise Black Friday deals like; marked down big screen TVs and laptops. They'd let 150 people stand in line for 6 hours, only to hand out 23 items. Marketing geniuses.
I had the pleasure of showing this to my wife tonight after randomly remembering it today. Her facial expressions were hilarious. Thank you for posting this on RUclips.
God be with you out there, everybody. ✝️ :)
One of the best SNL skits of all time, in my opinion!
"THIS IS HAPPENING" lmao @ Coked up rooster
When Kirk Douglas died, he was 103! This man has lived a long life.
It's funny that they included that Harry Potter joke since last Black Friday I stood in line for about an hour for exclusive HP merch at Target 😂
I worked black friday at the electronics section of Target back in 2014. It was easily in the top 3 most terrifying experiences of my life. And I've literally seen war in the Middle East.
It didn't work Anne, you still look incredible.
Watching this as a best buy employee on black Friday morning I can confirm 98.8% of this is accurate
God I love classic Black Friday--it's my favorite bloodsport!
Free box cutters and a DJ? sign me the hell up
A skit that was very of its time. Black Friday, Four Lokos, and Anne Hathaway. I don't think any of that even exists anymore.
If this was a real Black Friday ad, it probably wouldn't stop anyone from being there.
i wish they made an actual movie like this, loosely tied back to The Purge and Hunger Games, it would be sooooooo good! Please SNL, please.
I would watch it
1:41 I feel so bad I immediately thought of astroworld
There is nothing at Walmart worth getting trampled over...Bill Burr
How true Billy
This is seriously top 5 best skits of the past 10 years.
This is one of my favorite SNL sketches of all time
Oh my God, I'm totally cracking up, and then they completely killed me with "free box cutter at the door"!
Slam Jackson
1 second ago
I've worked a couple black fridays in retail. Over 8 in fact.
1. Multiple Times I've seen people shoved down at the entrance
2. Multiple times I've seen fights break out. Mostly over shoes.
3. Multiple times I've seen kids shit their pants because the parents wouldn't let them go the bathroom
4. Multiple times I've seen mirrors broken by angry customers throwing shoes, jewelry at them
5. Multiple times I've seen merchandise thrown at workers
6. Multiple times I've seen customers spit or I shit you not force themselve to vomit at workers
7. I've seen gun drawn many times
8. I've had to pull customers off other customers
9. I've seen fights in parking lots over spaces
10. I've seen entire sections of the stores have to be emptied out because someone threw a pepper spray bomb to clear everyone else out to get things. This happens once a year in an average story. That person then goes back into the section to get the item
11. I've seen a customer headbutt a cashier because something wasn't on sale, I've seen a customer fracture someones face with a shoe because they didn't have their size, I've seen giant fights break out between different races.
12. I've seen someone light a section on fire, yes on fire, to empty everyone out.
13. I've seen a worker forced to work 16 hour shifts pass out and go into diabetic shock
14. I've been swung on, spit at, thrown at, had a belt snapped at my face, had a toaster thrown at my head, someone tried to mace me, kicked out, screamed at, told my family was going to die in a fire, told I should kill myself, had a customer swing a frying pan at.
15. I've seen someone try to cut the lines then get their head slammed into a cashiers desk, the ambulance was called
16. I'm seen somone try to steal and run into a glass door. Blood everywhere people still ran throw it.
17., I've seen so much pressure pressure on the front doors happen that the windowns shattered.
I have seen some fucking shit. I could keep going. Black Friday is a fucking cancer.
Consumerism and materialism is the cancer. But people knowing this continue to allow this to bring nothing but stress and aggrievation to live. If I had forty grand I'd be set for life. That's right life. It's amazing how it all looks when you are on this side of the wall
Slam Jackson watch south parks episode in it
That's fucking awesome. Have you ever seen a customer start bleeding heavily and then another customer slips in the blood?
M Loftin hahaha. That’s hilarious!
X to doubt
Always loved this. Even better are the Sudekis rants with Ass Dan.
He'll be playing music so loud- NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!!
I miss those black fridays, where I could sit back and watch the news count bodies.
lol there was actually a portion of American news dedicated to such statistics??
@@盧璘壽로인수 the news typically reports deaths, especially interesting ones. People did regularly get trampled and occasionally died going to the early morning Black Friday sales at big stores. It would definitely make the news that night.
@@jakegolding8388 so the Hunger Games
"Free box cutter at the door!" O_O OML, you mean a SHANK? 😂 Because that's how it's gonna get used!
Shanks and shivs are for stabbing. 'Oxs are for slashing. That's an 'ox.
@@twentiethcenturyamericanma4518 either way...the moral of the story is somebody gone die😂😂😂💀
It's genius
Yeah. That’s...that’s the whole entire joke... 🙈🙈🙈
You take the blade out and it’s a Kunai. Otherwise it’s just a slashing weapon
"Free Box cutter" hah!! They even give you a weapon to defend yourself a 😂
"That's right, coked-up rooster!" 😂
Australia got into Black Friday spirit few years ago. Thanks America, really appreciate that!
😂😂😂omg they couldn’t be more accurate! Hilarious
This is awesome! LOL
I haven’t seen this much energy since Dan Aykroyd’s “Mel’s Char Palace” SNL skit!
Bill Hader's voice over is hilarious!
that's bill?!
That woman with the Four Loco was surprisingly tame for a black Friday shopper.