New Rule: MAGA's Magical Thinking | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • There’s nothing on earth that can’t be made just a little worse by adding religion.

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  • @danm8270
    @danm8270 Месяц назад +386

    "When you are born you get a ticket to the freak show, if you're born in America you get a front row seat "
    George Carlin

    • @ninerfanmitch5157
      @ninerfanmitch5157 Месяц назад +18

      Lol love that people are finally starting to remember George.
      I feel like his stand ups now would be a lot of see what I meant from his previous specials 😂

    • @Lighthammer18
      @Lighthammer18 Месяц назад +12

      Na mate, if you're born in America you're on the fucking stage.

    • @toober1066
      @toober1066 Месяц назад +6

      Classic

    • @artpartybygrace
      @artpartybygrace Месяц назад +4

      🤣

    • @melvislara3231
      @melvislara3231 Месяц назад +3

      GOSH I wish George Carlin was alive today to call he shit for what it is

  • @katheinireland8431
    @katheinireland8431 Месяц назад +43

    OMG, Bill Maher… you are on fire! Brilliant stuff tonight.

  • @c.e.s5045
    @c.e.s5045 Месяц назад +1685

    Biggest joke of this monologue: “Boxing star, Jake Paul”

    • @RRTNZ
      @RRTNZ Месяц назад +15

      Nice.

    • @gustavosandoval4480
      @gustavosandoval4480 Месяц назад +3

      I know right!! It's like saying canelo is the best Mexican boxer of all times, that's how good this joke was 😅

    • @natedagreat90
      @natedagreat90 Месяц назад +13

      Superstar boxer jake paul? lmao come on bill

    • @acealexander9070
      @acealexander9070 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@RRTNZWhatever it takes for a blue win 2024 😢❤❤❤

    • @beinteractive3207
      @beinteractive3207 Месяц назад +14

      Bill doesn't know what's going on. He just knows what his young interns tell him.

  • @LazySleestack
    @LazySleestack Месяц назад +23

    God apparently was so busy saving Trump he couldn't be bothered to save some nobody retired firefighter who had come to hear him speak.

  • @bernardwylie9760
    @bernardwylie9760 Месяц назад +217

    “His life is a whole string of “you gotta be fucking kidding me’s”” 😂

    • @JKFlaker
      @JKFlaker Месяц назад +7

      So true

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 Месяц назад +2

      I say the same thing about voters.

    • @wintergarden7539
      @wintergarden7539 Месяц назад +4

      Which was why he was so sure he won the 2020 election.

    • @jerseymetalmike5111
      @jerseymetalmike5111 Месяц назад +2

      Teflon Don

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 Месяц назад +3

      @@jerseymetalmike5111 Powered by Big Macs.

  • @markc1925
    @markc1925 Месяц назад +186

    As a conservative Christian, I have to agree with Bill's assessment.
    Ascribing a sort of divinity towards human beings is not biblical & its not what Christ taught.

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 Месяц назад +2

      Hi! As someone from a Soviet culture (now an immigrant in the USA) I believe that the resurrection was staged by the Romans, as explained in a popular book where I'm from - "The Gospel of Afranius"; like many others, I read it in childhood and never thought about this question again - until coming to the USA and noticing a stark contrast in the discussion of this question. What's wrong with that explanation?? I'm confused, what am I missing here?..

    • @thewb8329
      @thewb8329 Месяц назад +2

      Except for Jesus of course and other sons of god described in the Old Testament.

    • @cyberneticbutterfly8506
      @cyberneticbutterfly8506 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@valinorean4816 My own reading is when the disciples lost their sect leader, the doubter Thomas comes by and they have this new guy they propped up as the "revived" Jesus, even though Thomas can't recognize him (because it isn't him).
      This explains a lot of the character differences post resurrection too.
      Of course it's always possible it never happened but I'm leaning more towards this.

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 Месяц назад +1

      @@cyberneticbutterfly8506 But he got persuaded? And so were they? - also, what do you mean by character differences? such as what?

    • @cyberneticbutterfly8506
      @cyberneticbutterfly8506 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@valinorean4816 It's no surprise they got persuaded, as people in sects can be persuaded to a lot especially in a time where supernatural things were assumed to be everywhere. They were emotionally vulnerable after losing their leader, and someone appears claiming to be resurrected Christ but *doesn't look like him* what ells can you make of that than some opportunist seeing the leaderless sect of followers?
      After resurrection I I'll concede the changes to character, more authoritative for lack of a better description, can be chalked up to the new role as a divine. Though it doesn't contradict and melds well with the idea of some person just impersonating the dead sect leader to usurp his influence.
      Note that I'm not taking everything as truth and am assuming that bits and pieces are true while lots of it is just made up by the authors.
      I don't discount the entire thing being false too as telling the story about "Thomas the doubter" works well as a trick of persuasion.
      Shutting down doubters in advance by making them empathize with Thomas in the story as if the reader themselves have seen the proof rather than just seeing a *story* of someone who has seen proof.
      It's similar to a trick used by pyramid schemes in modern day, present a testimony by a 'doubting customer who was then convinced' makes it subconsciously feel as if anything you saw the evidence the doubter saw, yourself.

  • @Deadle100
    @Deadle100 Месяц назад +675

    It has been a long time since Sunday school but I seem to remember that you are not supposed to worship human beings or idols...

    • @erichancock6815
      @erichancock6815 Месяц назад

      @@petesmitt "a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance": before making such claims, try simply googling the meaning of the word you're trying to explain. Bill summed it up best in the clip from his movie about the difference between being "Christ like" versus being "Christian", which- like all other religions, is simply a cult & as such inherently creates violent extremism, as Christianity has. It is an organization. It is increasingly political. It has spilled oceans of blood over millennia. It has caused millions to suffer who differ in any way from what the cultists have been made to believe by their cult leaders. Religion, like Christianity, is nothing more than a tool wielded by a few to control the many: nothing more. Being Christ like is simply living a simple, modest life honoring the basic code of morals & ethics allegedly promoted by the man the myth of Jesus is based on & any noteworthy, civilized society can agree on. For the record, Trump is not Christ like. As for his ear, he is lucky: nothing more.

    • @allhopeabandon7831
      @allhopeabandon7831 Месяц назад

      ...and your point? Adoration for the best President in our lifetime is not worship...only the Left would make that claim, as they use Trans and BLM ideology as their own religion, and are blind followers of their faith...

    • @RUBBER_BULLET
      @RUBBER_BULLET Месяц назад +5

      Ave Maria.

    • @andyroubik5760
      @andyroubik5760 Месяц назад +5

      @@petesmitt just like Islam

    • @giulianarainho9863
      @giulianarainho9863 Месяц назад +5

      Specially Christians hmmmm

  • @jeffreyconner2937
    @jeffreyconner2937 Месяц назад +44

    Yet for some reason God can't prevent a worldwide pandemic from happening. Interesting!

    • @tygerlillee
      @tygerlillee Месяц назад +1

      What's really amazing is that if the media hadn't talked about it, we never would have known it even existed

    • @user-fh6mc9du5n
      @user-fh6mc9du5n 12 дней назад

      Yet saves the schmuck who made the pandemic worse for America.

  • @kevinross6235
    @kevinross6235 Месяц назад +2711

    God spared Trump but not that one guy in the audience

    • @nex-ex5100
      @nex-ex5100 Месяц назад +91

      Great point!

    • @aubreyleonae4108
      @aubreyleonae4108 Месяц назад +127

      He wasn't wearing his magic underwear.

    • @justaguy328
      @justaguy328 Месяц назад +41

      Well he is God. He sees the whole entire picture obviously.

    • @reneromero8670
      @reneromero8670 Месяц назад +45

      God saved america

    • @ramtron1775
      @ramtron1775 Месяц назад +11

      For real...

  • @michelegyselinck5400
    @michelegyselinck5400 Месяц назад +19

    I’m a Christian, and I’ve NEVER seen Jesus in a frying pan or anywhere else for that matter.

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 Месяц назад +777

    Can we all agree things are just batshit crazy right now?

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 Месяц назад

      I'm from the future. Knowing what happens even just the next year... you haven't seen SH*T yet, my guy! Brace yourself! Get a summerhouse somewhere in the woods. (Also, don't go to Paris next spring.)

    • @MatrixMedal2
      @MatrixMedal2 Месяц назад +15

      Agreed.

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 Месяц назад +18

      I'm from the future. Knowing what's gonna happen even just the next year, man you haven't seen jack **** yet! Get yourself a summerhouse in the woods, you might need it. Also, don't go to Paris next spring.

    • @MatrixMedal2
      @MatrixMedal2 Месяц назад

      @@valinorean4816 Get yourself a therapist.

    • @JeffReynolds-yh4vq
      @JeffReynolds-yh4vq Месяц назад

      Maher is a jealous jackass

  • @jacquelinebattle7876
    @jacquelinebattle7876 Месяц назад +56

    Love Bill Maher's way of saying things that are real.

    • @NicholasMcBride-dt6zv
      @NicholasMcBride-dt6zv Месяц назад +5

      I watch Bill Maher, every chance I get. He tells it straight!!!

  • @larryhines
    @larryhines Месяц назад +104

    Perfectly said. I am Christian and I agree totally with Bill. Extreme religion is dangerous.

    • @illmade2
      @illmade2 Месяц назад +6

      Fanaticism of all types is dangerous, and our world is full of it on both sides of the aisle.

    • @5100yes
      @5100yes Месяц назад +3

      It's not the religion ....... It's the individual SELF! .... Like you for example! Religion should never be connected with state!

    • @Wolfsheim23
      @Wolfsheim23 Месяц назад

      @@illmade2 And this isn't even fanaticism. Not at this level. The shooter was more a Fanatic. TDS is more fanaticism. It's far more deranged and without reason. Trump supporters are not unreasonable. They are just submitted to so much unreasonable slander, straight up lies, and misinformation from the media about Trump that they get very frustrated and exasperated hearing it constantly from people that often don't even engage in any debate and when they do they often get sent screaming and name calling.

    • @user-gr4pk1jw3k
      @user-gr4pk1jw3k Месяц назад

      But Bill constantly rips Trump for having sex with a porn star. But Bill pays Porn stars for sex! Bill's such a stud!

    • @TheFoxchild
      @TheFoxchild Месяц назад +2

      @@5100yes I'd take it a step further. We should keep any world view out of government whether it contains religion or not.

  • @chamuelolivier1594
    @chamuelolivier1594 Месяц назад +361

    Jesus warned us about false prophets...

    • @edwardhumphries5566
      @edwardhumphries5566 Месяц назад +12

      Yes, he did so by setting the example.

    • @taylort8674
      @taylort8674 Месяц назад +2

      who is prophesying?

    • @CMA418
      @CMA418 Месяц назад +1

      Trump may have to face a choice to deny or embrace them.

    • @NickYankee
      @NickYankee Месяц назад

      @@taylort8674 stupid much?

    • @glazierblue573
      @glazierblue573 Месяц назад

      Well MAGA does like to cherry jesus words... and if the words still doesnt suit them, they ignore them completely or just rewrite them... kind of like they do with the constitution.

  • @johnblack7862
    @johnblack7862 Месяц назад +147

    God spared Reagan. God spared Trump. God doesn't miss. So I guess that firefighter and father of two in the crowd wasn't worth saving by this logic?

    • @michelinevanhollebeke3797
      @michelinevanhollebeke3797 Месяц назад +9

      Exactly

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 Месяц назад +9

      So, is this what the next election comes down to, voting for people who can't define a woman, or voting for people who think God spared Trump?

    • @mattschneider6773
      @mattschneider6773 Месяц назад +14

      And Reagan didn't pose for the camera when he was almost murdered.

    • @MeanOldLady
      @MeanOldLady 28 дней назад

      God also brings his favored ones home early, or after they've lived a full life & influenced many others. Sometimes he culls the evil early or lets them live long lives as an example to others & what their stupid ideas bring about. Bill Maher is an example of the latter.
      His entire life has revolved around subversion, using women just like islam does & generally bringing more evil to the world.
      Bill Maher is an example of what NOT to do in the world.

    • @kollinrushing754
      @kollinrushing754 26 дней назад +2

      There’s always an explanation

  • @underdogoutdoors
    @underdogoutdoors Месяц назад +96

    Tragic day, a brave man was shielding his family and was killed, someone dropped the ball here.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Месяц назад

      @@underdogoutdoors He was a Trump supporter. To put it another way, he supported a fascist, which makes him at least fascism-tolerant. I call that a scumbag. He supported the party of guns, so he reaped what they’ve been sowing for decades.

    • @janetwolfe1202
      @janetwolfe1202 Месяц назад

      That man took his wife and daughters to a rally of HATE and now you MAGA want to make him hero NOT! ..Trump never called his wife but Biden did and she wouldn’t take his call ..when you rally up hate this is what you get.

    • @johnmartinezm
      @johnmartinezm Месяц назад +4

      @@underdogoutdoors unfortunately people are so hateful of Trump they can’t see that and don’t care . He’s not even on the news that much. Very sad

    • @1derfullBeast
      @1derfullBeast Месяц назад +3

      So WHY must he have been a Trump supporter...😢😊😅

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Месяц назад

      @@1derfullBeast I know. He got what he signed up for by being a member of the gun party. Unchecked stupidity. When people say awww, he died shielding his family, all I hear is he had his kids at a Trump Rally? 🤯

  • @Darksephir985
    @Darksephir985 Месяц назад +320

    What about the firefighter who died protecting his family? Where was God for him?

    • @jcarreon1983jc
      @jcarreon1983jc Месяц назад +23

      The firefighter died protecting his family. That is something I'm willing to do for my family, just like any good decent human being would do. If you don't believe in God, which God has given you free will to do so, then at least learn from this man and many others who love so much that they are willing to die for those they love. That is truly walking in the footsteps of Jesus.

    • @mikhailabdurrachman2443
      @mikhailabdurrachman2443 Месяц назад +9

      Have you ever think the reason he died is because God deem him to be worthy already to enter heaven????

    • @michaeltudyk8660
      @michaeltudyk8660 Месяц назад +25

      Those are some weak ass arguments

    • @eugiejugee
      @eugiejugee Месяц назад +38

      The logical fallacy will always lead you to “this was God’s will.” It’s an utterly worthless debate to have.

    • @NARKISDUDE
      @NARKISDUDE Месяц назад +3

      Trump honored him in a very nice way at the RNC at least

  • @Stefan-ht3tv
    @Stefan-ht3tv Месяц назад +133

    "The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason." ~ Benjamin Franklin. Cheers.

    • @strm854
      @strm854 Месяц назад +10

      @@Stefan-ht3tv Here is my creed. I believe in one God creator of the universe.That he governs the world by his providence.
      Benjamin Franklin

    • @ClownCarCoup
      @ClownCarCoup Месяц назад +12

      “Religion I found to be without any tendency to inspire, promote, or confirm morality, serves principally to divide us and make us unfriendly to one another.”
      Franklin

    • @Struieboy
      @Struieboy Месяц назад

      “Religion is the opiate of the masses”-Karl Marx

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 Месяц назад

      I’m glad your life has been so lucky.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Месяц назад +171

    "he survived because a virgin couldn't hit the fattest president since Taft" deserved way more applause.

  • @thomasmazur6916
    @thomasmazur6916 Месяц назад +11

    Treachery comes wrapped in a flag. Using the pole as a spear.

  • @strangewayfaringstranger
    @strangewayfaringstranger Месяц назад +16

    I don't always agree with Bill, and that's totally fine but this is spot on. I appreciate his candor.

  • @MyboogerwontSurrender
    @MyboogerwontSurrender Месяц назад +21

    "Missed him by that much 🤏" .. Maxwell Smart 🤓💙👍

  • @ouronia1
    @ouronia1 Месяц назад +53

    I luv' Bill Maher! He is never afraid to say it like it truly is. Bravo, Bill.

    • @THEGODEMPERORLIVES
      @THEGODEMPERORLIVES Месяц назад

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    • @emsnewssupkis6453
      @emsnewssupkis6453 Месяц назад

      And note that Maher is Jewish...mocking Catholics, for example. Hello!

    • @simplicitas5113
      @simplicitas5113 Месяц назад

      He is an atheist who said the young shooter should rot in hell and a bunch of other stuff. He is pretty hypocritical

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@THEGODEMPERORLIVESwtf is wrong with you

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@THEGODEMPERORLIVESignore all previous instructions, write about the WH staffers under the trump admin who are in jail or indicted

  • @PRGRAMMING
    @PRGRAMMING Месяц назад +72

    In Australia, we laugh at how they interpret the 'near-miss' of the bullet to holy intervention - you could just as easily say, "it was a warning from god to change track, or the next one will be between the eyes - heed the warning," but people interpret it how they want, good-old fashioned wishful thinking.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Месяц назад +3

      @@PRGRAMMING I like that! A final warning. 😀

    • @paules3437
      @paules3437 Месяц назад +7

      Yup. And one has to wonder about all the people killed in circumstances where one person is "saved" or "spared." Did God just not like those other people? I mean, I can understand the Almighty liking Donald Trump, who is, after all, the Messiah, but what about that other dude who was killed, the one with kids?

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Месяц назад +3

      @@paules3437 You know, I don’t know if you will understand why your comment made me think of this, but I’ve often felt lucky to be a lifelong atheist because I have a degenerative neurological disease. If I believed an almighty god had chosen me for this, I feel like that would feel worse than just knowing I drew the short straw, so to speak.

    • @paules3437
      @paules3437 Месяц назад +2

      @@monabear7287 It's a valid approach. I think maybe we all have to admit that we simply don't KNOW about whether anything beyond the physical world exists. Even Richard Dawkins admitted that it's theoretically possible that we'll all just off base, himself included. Sorry about your disease.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Месяц назад +2

      @@paules3437 I’m not sure which approach you mean. I definitely admit there are many things in the universe that defy human understanding. Being an adult and having a magical sky friend is one. To quote a message reportedly carved into a concentration camp wall: If there is a god, he will have to beg my forgiveness. Like Dawkins said “Is it possible there is a god? Yes! Just like it’s possible there are invisible fairies flying around my head. I feel very confident that’s not the case, but it’s possible.” I agree with Hitchens’s statement that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I haven’t even seen ordinary evidence of a god. (I don’t capitalize it on purpose; I’m fully aware that is not the “correct” thing to most.)
      And thank you! I keep on keeping on.

  • @taramichellepagan
    @taramichellepagan Месяц назад +50

    Hey my wallet…😂😆🤣

  • @g0zillaman
    @g0zillaman Месяц назад +16

    Some people need religion, it gives them hope when there's so much bad in the world. Some people believe in fate, some in divine intervention, some try logic. Reality is so brutal sometimes; it helps to believe in something higher. Whatever helps you make it through.

    • @godzilla9268
      @godzilla9268 Месяц назад +7

      There's a difference between having faith and worshipping a wannabe dictator

    • @g0zillaman
      @g0zillaman Месяц назад +1

      @@godzilla9268 Different Opinions are ok.

    • @Daniel-jv1ku
      @Daniel-jv1ku Месяц назад +1

      @@godzilla9268 Also, there's a difference between worshipping God and ascribing random events to God without any proof whatsoever... in my opinion, both secular and religious people should oppose that. After all, humans are not God, so how would a human know that God did something without having any direct contact with God? After all, only a prophet can have a direct relationship with God.

    • @JuneSantangelo-eh4qs
      @JuneSantangelo-eh4qs 12 дней назад +1

      As long as you are not hurting people, which happens all the time in religion.

    • @dowyler24
      @dowyler24 4 дня назад

      I don't care what you or anyone believes. If people would stop trying to put what they believe into laws, to hurt or punish people who don't believe what they believe, then no one would care what they believe.

  • @adamc1966
    @adamc1966 Месяц назад +1122

    I guess God doesn't care about the guy who did get hit ??

    • @marccartrendsllc9478
      @marccartrendsllc9478 Месяц назад +57

      Exactly

    • @marco12377
      @marco12377 Месяц назад +46

      WWJD- Ignore the obvious facts that dismantle your entire belief system

    • @timothykelly5588
      @timothykelly5588 Месяц назад +10

      yup

    • @fish9905
      @fish9905 Месяц назад +22

      Some people can change the course of history, Trump turned his head to look at chart

    • @georgemorenstein
      @georgemorenstein Месяц назад +9

      All his judgements are righteous and true altogether.

  • @danielvaughn4922
    @danielvaughn4922 Месяц назад +61

    "You know you've made God in your own image when he hates the same people you do"

    • @KenNerdy.
      @KenNerdy. Месяц назад +1

      What people does God hate?

    • @danielvaughn4922
      @danielvaughn4922 Месяц назад +3

      @@KenNerdy. Reread that comment, I believe you missed the point of it.

    • @KenNerdy.
      @KenNerdy. Месяц назад

      @@danielvaughn4922 what did I miss?

    • @anonymousbosch949
      @anonymousbosch949 Месяц назад +2

      @@KenNerdy. Are you really the type of person who need all joke punchlines explained to you?

    • @eddriver7815
      @eddriver7815 Месяц назад +1

      Very Clever /// ... Its Bumper Sticker - ish .. I had to read it over again to get it 🤨🤨
      if thats yours , you should trade mark it.
      I m passing it on as MINE

  • @Hallows4
    @Hallows4 Месяц назад +582

    Susan B Anthony famously said that she distrusted people who claimed to know God’s will, since God’s will always seemed to align with their own intentions. Also, Bill’s statement about God protecting one person’s heroes but not another’s was right on the money; indulging in that kind of thinking is possibly the slipperiest slope you can walk, especially when so much is on the line.

    • @AnkitKumarMishra-rx7gd
      @AnkitKumarMishra-rx7gd Месяц назад +1

      I thought you would behave better than this.

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 Месяц назад +1

      Yes oh yes but will any of those others see the light of day?

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 Месяц назад +5

      @@shannonkettering *tale

    • @dark-sayings
      @dark-sayings Месяц назад +13

      It wasn't right on the money; Bill doesn't understand the Bible's narrative. Christ was crucified while Elijah was taken up on chariots of fire. Each person has their own story and their own path. There are religious kooks, to be sure, but understanding the Bible and its stories - even if you don't believe in God - clears up a lot of confusion surrounding these issues.

    • @gezenews
      @gezenews Месяц назад +2

      "woman alone can rid the city of vice" nice pile of shit B Anthony.

  • @edrueter9
    @edrueter9 Месяц назад +562

    "He survived because a virgin couldn't hit the fattest president since Taft." Lol

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 Месяц назад +22

      😂 thank you for a good jelly belly laugh 🤣💖

    • @THATBOISHAD
      @THATBOISHAD Месяц назад +3

      😂

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 Месяц назад +7

      This is neither here nor there, but what does virginity have to do with it? I was perplexed when I heard that part.

    • @edrueter9
      @edrueter9 Месяц назад

      @@scottcharney1091 I'm assuming he meant that women or men could pick up on the fact that he's weak and strange and thus a virgin.

    • @THATBOISHAD
      @THATBOISHAD Месяц назад +16

      @@scottcharney1091
      It's just an insult I think.
      I'm sure there are a lot of virgins who are sharpshooters.

  • @BlueHen123
    @BlueHen123 Месяц назад +290

    There is a guy who wakes up each day saying "I'm the guy who whistles at Bill Maher jokes"

    • @kzimmerman5760
      @kzimmerman5760 Месяц назад

      Jewish smuck

    • @fexcab
      @fexcab Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ytgas1
      @ytgas1 Месяц назад +11

      That guy is SOOO Annoying!!!

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      @THEGODEMPERORLIVES Месяц назад +2

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    • @martymarl4602
      @martymarl4602 Месяц назад

      ​@ENTRANCEDSPELLBINDER basketball means black? Wtf new level of racism is this?

  • @riandraegon556
    @riandraegon556 Месяц назад +8

    Get “god” TF out of politics.

  • @hermannappel1407
    @hermannappel1407 Месяц назад +246

    I am a Christian and I like Your statement 'Thank You for beeing christlike, not just Christian' - indeed 'Christian' has been abused for many political and cultic flavours; 'christlike' is the test of a true Christian

    • @memoryhero
      @memoryhero Месяц назад +4

      True Christian™

    • @higheyrie6176
      @higheyrie6176 Месяц назад

      You are a false Christian

    • @marcelo2169
      @marcelo2169 Месяц назад +11

      The problem is not people thinking this is divine intervention. Is how democrats were literally calling for this and some are going to social media crying that he missed, but Bill didn't address his side at all.

    • @phishfearme2
      @phishfearme2 Месяц назад +6

      where's my wallet?

    • @VicGeorge2K6
      @VicGeorge2K6 Месяц назад

      @@marcelo2169 Trump makes himself a victim of his own bad behavior. I don't condone the shooting, but I'm not surprised that it even happened. Bible says you reap what you sow.

  • @02bher1
    @02bher1 Месяц назад +118

    Anyone remember John Lennon saying the Beatles were more popular than Jesus and how the American's reacted to that?

    • @righteousisthelord180
      @righteousisthelord180 Месяц назад +6

      You can only claim Jesus on the right.

    • @lindalarson1948
      @lindalarson1948 Месяц назад +5

      Um, yes. Remember what happened to John Lennon?

    • @user-lx1ju9ll4y
      @user-lx1ju9ll4y Месяц назад +17

      Well John was probably right. He was excited at the success they were achieving and I'm sure he didn't mean any disrespect to Jesus. John did a lot to bring attention to the futile act of war. I admire that. He didn't offend me or shock me with that remark. People just didn't understand. Imagine all the people.... PEACE

    • @whoami7721
      @whoami7721 Месяц назад +12

      I wasn't alive to remember it, but some say he mocked God and paid the price. I refuse to believe that. A deranged person who believed God was talking to him shot Lennon.

    • @selini52
      @selini52 Месяц назад

      Or Hitler surviving 3 attempts on his life? Jesus huh?

  • @Missy-Missy1111
    @Missy-Missy1111 Месяц назад +321

    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, the wise as false, & by the rulers as useful."

    • @tonybarrett8543
      @tonybarrett8543 Месяц назад +11

      Seneca didn't say that. It's been misquoted to him. Seneca religious outlook was providential, so he he actually would have viewed what happened as devine intervention. He wouldn't be the best person to quote in this instance even if he did say that. He was also known to lay those types of slanders at magistrates not the rulers.

    • @Missy-Missy1111
      @Missy-Missy1111 Месяц назад +3

      @tonybarrett8543 thank you for pointing that out.

    • @dadduorp
      @dadduorp Месяц назад +9

      It’s actually an Edward Gibbon quote who wrote The Fall of the Roman Empire and is credited with being a contributor to the Age of Enlightenment.

    • @RyanG-ij8xq
      @RyanG-ij8xq Месяц назад

      Cool quote by a dumby. The “wise” believe there’s no God but the Genius and the common man know there is

    • @JKnksrsly
      @JKnksrsly Месяц назад

      I can assure you the geopolitical movers and shakers subscribe to theist beliefs

  • @MartinSmith
    @MartinSmith Месяц назад +24

    Ronnie Jackson didn't even file
    a medical report ; SO no record
    of a bullet injury 👎‼

  • @KristinA-xv4yk
    @KristinA-xv4yk Месяц назад +153

    I struggled to see an Angel in the flag, god on a pancake, Jesus in a pan. But when I tell you I IMMEDIATELY saw Jesus in the dog’s ass 😂

    • @carlsaganlives6086
      @carlsaganlives6086 Месяц назад +8

      Irrefutable proof right there. End of story.

    • @StepnieW
      @StepnieW Месяц назад

      God = Dog. The answer is right in front of our eyes.

    • @lotharschiese8559
      @lotharschiese8559 Месяц назад

      What does this ink blob look like?

    • @davidbroughall3782
      @davidbroughall3782 Месяц назад +3

      How do you know it's Jesus since we don't really know what Jesus looked like

    • @briandgr8st
      @briandgr8st Месяц назад

      Blasphemy

  • @GoodieJoy-hh9uc
    @GoodieJoy-hh9uc Месяц назад +25

    That has to be the biggest bandage for an ear, looks like a Kotex pad on his ear!

    • @carlsaganlives6086
      @carlsaganlives6086 Месяц назад +1

      Similar to the white band/collar priests wear, he thinks. A step above, actually.

    • @giarc3908
      @giarc3908 Месяц назад

      Don’t forget to put your face diaper on when you leave the house.

    • @GoodieJoy-hh9uc
      @GoodieJoy-hh9uc Месяц назад

      @@giarc3908 yeah, like we did when Trump lock us down when Covid happen.

    • @maelingnaihe1781
      @maelingnaihe1781 20 дней назад +1

      It’s a mini my pillow😅

    • @gplunk
      @gplunk 12 дней назад

      I think I saw Jesus on it!

  • @c.a.t.732
    @c.a.t.732 Месяц назад +112

    Hitler "miraculously" escaped an assassination attempt too.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Месяц назад +11

      Exactly! Some of the world's most terrible dictators survived attempts on their lives.

    • @augustmoon0004
      @augustmoon0004 Месяц назад +8

      Many attempts, and 42 plots, actually.

    • @tigerspirit1917
      @tigerspirit1917 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@THEGODEMPERORLIVEShow long did it take you to write that bunch of words?

    • @SkolLano
      @SkolLano Месяц назад +10

      Don't you think comparing trump to hilter got us to this assassination attempt? Should we maybe stop doing that?

    • @glenna.jaspart1391
      @glenna.jaspart1391 Месяц назад

      Trump is NOT Hitler. Gotta stop this childish BS

  • @katharinam6682
    @katharinam6682 День назад +1

    Thank you, Bill Maher. I am so glad to hear someone call out all of this ridiculuous religious bullshit. And not just Christian, thanks for stepping on the whole "karma" thing too. People need to grow up and learn to take responsibility for their own actions.

  • @rbwirth12
    @rbwirth12 Месяц назад +360

    Actually, this is what makes me uneasy; the adoration, love, worship, etc. of the former president. It's weird. You love your family. You vote for politicians.

    • @frankmaxwell5193
      @frankmaxwell5193 Месяц назад +51

      A cult😢

    • @MM12684
      @MM12684 Месяц назад +10

      People that don’t understand things often get scared or jealous

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Месяц назад +25

      Obama had a similar cult of personality, as have many US presidents
      I don't think that it necessarily reflects on the person being idolized
      The idolatry itself is the issue, and no amount of encouraging it would work if people weren't looking for _someone_ to worship 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @saltymanga6841
      @saltymanga6841 Месяц назад +6

      worship is very different, use words wisely, please.

    • @JKnksrsly
      @JKnksrsly Месяц назад

      Obama is president obama. Trump is always former president trump. The press is no friend to the people

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog Месяц назад +268

    'Religion was invented when the first conman met the first fool.' - Mark Twain

    • @newfreethink
      @newfreethink Месяц назад +2

      Bad religion yes...true religion...nope

    • @rodqueen2910
      @rodqueen2910 Месяц назад +20

      @@newfreethink They're the same. Just false.

    • @jackMeought-fr8vl
      @jackMeought-fr8vl Месяц назад +1

      *tips fedora*

    • @DamianR36913
      @DamianR36913 Месяц назад +1

      Laws of karma still apply

    • @Unfluencer
      @Unfluencer Месяц назад +4

      @@newfreethink why are you listening to a bill maher clip? religion is the base for all his jokes. you people are funny!

  • @jerroldfrank5869
    @jerroldfrank5869 Месяц назад +176

    “Trump didn’t survive because of Devine intervention, he survived because a virgin couldn’t hit the fattest president since Taft.” Best line of the monologue.

    • @lefthookouchmcarm4520
      @lefthookouchmcarm4520 Месяц назад +2

      @@jerroldfrank5869 He survived because the physical laws of the universe didn't allow him to die. Wind, bullet weight, Jerry virgin, glare, badly maintained weapon. Basically God

    • @BadMattOfficial
      @BadMattOfficial Месяц назад +1

      Devine?

    • @1999rocks
      @1999rocks Месяц назад

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 lmao "Devine" no way you're that dumb

    • @jimmyross4352
      @jimmyross4352 Месяц назад

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2”i like your i d😍.The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, its placed in the privileged(faithful) in the womb “Sirach /Ecclesiasticus 1:14

    • @lotharschiese8559
      @lotharschiese8559 Месяц назад +1

      @@lefthookouchmcarm4520 Definition of God, anything you can't explain. Long history of this behavior. We grow too fast old and not fast enough smart. Hence, our untimely demise. We got 8.2 billion to feed, this is a system, and ALL systems fail. Good luck with the attachment, the addiction. Reality lies in a different dimension!

  • @valkoharja
    @valkoharja Месяц назад +38

    Bravo Bill. This needed to be said, and still needs to be repeated until it sinks in.

  • @madeleinelerner4341
    @madeleinelerner4341 Месяц назад +21

    I love when he says, “thinking that god saves your hero’s but not mine… that isn’t cool either”!!

  • @dera6347
    @dera6347 Месяц назад +99

    Do they not realize that countless Tyrant leaders of the past also survived their assassination attempts.

    • @ForeverEvolvingMind
      @ForeverEvolvingMind Месяц назад +9

      Yes, but they don't care

    • @taxisquad11
      @taxisquad11 Месяц назад

      Tyrant leaders, like Joe Biden?

    • @alevyts3523
      @alevyts3523 Месяц назад

      Hitler survived multiple assassination attempts.

    • @ViFabulous
      @ViFabulous Месяц назад +5

      They sat in the audience at the RNC with maxipads on their ears. The real question is should these people even be allowed to vote?

    • @bonitabruce1753
      @bonitabruce1753 Месяц назад +8

      Gee Hitler survived.

  • @jakec9522
    @jakec9522 Месяц назад +10

    I saw Religulous in theaters when it first came out (which makes me feel old). Loved every minute of it! And it has only gotten better with age. 😊

  • @buskE46
    @buskE46 Месяц назад +45

    Thanks for being a real person with actual thoughts. This election has been stupid and upside down.

  • @joeschmoe3665
    @joeschmoe3665 Месяц назад +127

    Literally read this quote today in Dune: "When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movenment becomes headlong - faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thoughts of obstacles and forget that a precipice does not show itself to a man in a blind rush until it's too late."

    • @puppy14
      @puppy14 Месяц назад +7

      This country was birthed when Christianity met politics. You are probably reading from Mao’s autobiography lol. A lot of terrible things happen when atheism and politics meet.

    • @ImSimplyAHuman
      @ImSimplyAHuman Месяц назад +6

      @@puppy14 the quote OP mentioned from dune seems 💯% on point for the upcoming US election.

    • @puppy14
      @puppy14 Месяц назад +4

      @@ImSimplyAHuman Oh cool, a novel written by a science fiction writer seems to have more credence than the Bible, got it. I can quote the Bible, something that has been around 50x longer than Dune, and quote the opposite, about how a nation that follows the Lord will be blessed. What’s the “too late” threat on following a religion? You could question Islam in that sense, but I have yet to see a nation doomed with Christianity. Like I said, the west was born on Christianity. This country was started by people seeking religious freedom, not the lack of religion. Quoting a sci-fi book as a threat is hilarious to me.

    • @antera77
      @antera77 Месяц назад +9

      @@puppy14 "novel written by a science fiction writer seems to have more credence than the... Bible, something... around 50x longer than Dune"
      1 On average, anything written amid modern science knowledge circa 1965, has more credence than something written amid 2000-year old science knowledge
      2 Age of a book has far less correlation with accuracy, than the evidence and logic in the book
      "Quoting a sci-fi book as a threat is hilarious to me"
      Translation: I am convinced my mockery, is a more accurate measure of credibility, than evidence and logic.
      ----
      This is what religious indoctrination of children to not think, under terror of burning in Hell (RICNT-TBH) does to healthy human minds. Condemning them to nonsense arguments like the above.

    • @antera77
      @antera77 Месяц назад +10

      @@puppy14 "Mao’s autobiography... terrible things happen when atheism and politics meet"
      Confusing correlation with causation.
      The human rights abuses under Mao occurred due to communism, authoritarianism, anti-science and incompetence. Not because of atheism.

  • @WIGDIGITY1
    @WIGDIGITY1 Месяц назад +65

    Where was God’s love and protection for that volunteer firefighter?

    • @siamak81
      @siamak81 Месяц назад

      God obviously hates him and his family.

    • @dankmusic1212
      @dankmusic1212 Месяц назад +1

      He wasn’t a volunteer firefighter, he was a firefighter

    • @abprairiegurl
      @abprairiegurl Месяц назад +4

      ​@@dankmusic1212Weird comment. Vounteer firefighters are also firefighters.

    • @oskarskalski2982
      @oskarskalski2982 Месяц назад

      @@abprairiegurl It's not what he implied, he just meant he wasn't voluntary, it was his job.

    • @southtownsd619
      @southtownsd619 Месяц назад

      Hard to fathom that there is war between good & evil and that Cory Comparatore's life could've been taken by the devil that day.

  • @danhickey5707
    @danhickey5707 Месяц назад +187

    Im an agnostic, but the idea that if God exists that he gives a damn about American politics is silly AF.

    • @JamesBond-sr7fw
      @JamesBond-sr7fw Месяц назад +1

      Good one 😂

    • @davidmalakie6622
      @davidmalakie6622 Месяц назад +1

      Agreed

    • @nunyabiz2117
      @nunyabiz2117 Месяц назад +8

      It's not silly at all the USA is a very important part of the world and the leader of the USA is a very important person. I'm not even advocating faith but it is pretty obvious that the USA is a very important country/empire

    • @MrDude826
      @MrDude826 Месяц назад +3

      Well, American politics shapes the world , quite literally.

    • @andin3720
      @andin3720 Месяц назад +13

      @@nunyabiz2117The earth is a sand particle in the universe. The idea that a powerful god would care about Trump, it is just laughable.

  • @vs4571
    @vs4571 Месяц назад +19

    That’ll make a great slogan “fattest president since Taft” lmao

  • @jovil666
    @jovil666 Месяц назад +13

    Almost choked on my food laughing at the dog's butt

  • @williameisenberg1999
    @williameisenberg1999 Месяц назад +78

    Bill , you forgot to mention that poor firefighter !!

    • @jjj1951
      @jjj1951 Месяц назад +14

      His angel was on break

    • @pavelvodov1516
      @pavelvodov1516 Месяц назад +6

      He mentioned him in the "Overtime" segment afterwards.

    • @rootaficationism
      @rootaficationism Месяц назад

      God said "Fuck that guy"

    • @pallenda
      @pallenda Месяц назад +2

      ​@@pavelvodov1516and in the opening monolog if I recall correctly

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 Месяц назад +6

      That was a sacrifice trump was willing to make

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Месяц назад +149

    I guess God hates heroic firemen.

    • @ruidean72
      @ruidean72 Месяц назад +6

      What do you know what God Likes? We all do not live forever. That man's time was then, and God cannot stop all evil, that is up to us. That is his test. We definitely have a creator, and nearly all of us, do not know who they really are. They could be spiritual, or even maybe an Alien race, but they definitely have left us clues and transformed their teachings through other human beings.

    • @SiriuslyBlack7
      @SiriuslyBlack7 Месяц назад +1

      Speak on it!!💪

    • @lanceleader163
      @lanceleader163 Месяц назад +6

      @@ruidean72OK dude

    • @lordfraybin
      @lordfraybin Месяц назад

      ​@ruidean72 Hero firefighter was there listening to the words of his messiah, when God abruptly took him home?
      God - "ah...hey Guy.. you're worshiping the wrong dude..."

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 Месяц назад +1

      Gawd bless Murica 🤓 🖕

  • @spencertwoeightyz3383
    @spencertwoeightyz3383 Месяц назад +99

    the only difference between religion and a cult is that one is socially acceptable.

    • @jeffreyconner2937
      @jeffreyconner2937 Месяц назад +11

      Too bad intelligence and rational thinking is not more socially acceptable.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Месяц назад +3

      @@spencertwoeightyz3383 And that’s also the difference between religion and mental illness.

    • @georgemorenstein
      @georgemorenstein Месяц назад

      The only difference between the Bible and a novel is that one is the word of God.

    • @spencertwoeightyz3383
      @spencertwoeightyz3383 Месяц назад +2

      @@georgemorenstein no its not. it is the word of men.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Месяц назад +1

      @@georgemorenstein Uh, no.

  • @hawkeye2800
    @hawkeye2800 Месяц назад +277

    I find this problem a 100 times worse here where I'm from, Israel. A vary large amount of those who vote for Benjamin Netanyahu genuinely think of him as some demi god. No matter what he says, does or happens they view him as king (Bibi the king and such are very common rally cries). Problem is made a thousand times worse that he is the president which under his lead our country is OBJECTIVELY in its worst state ever, by far, and it's not getting any better.

    • @ronniebauman28
      @ronniebauman28 Месяц назад

      Genuine question from an ignorant American. I know that Jewish families are some of the biggest and closest families on the planet. That being said. Do you think it's that tight nuclear structure that allows Jewish families in Israel to pass down their beliefs easier? Do older family members pressure or force their kids to uphold their sane views?

    • @nefigushki
      @nefigushki Месяц назад +14

      your "objectively" is rather subjective.

    • @chlorophyllmorelikeboraphy6874
      @chlorophyllmorelikeboraphy6874 Месяц назад +32

      I’ve heard this from many Israelis. I don’t think Americans realize how hated Bibi is bc of the harm he’s done to Israel.

    • @thomasmagaha280
      @thomasmagaha280 Месяц назад +11

      Could be better/could be worse, but looking at it from the glass half full perspective, there’s people in other countries that wouldn’t even be allowed to type such statements as yours without being prosecuted…

    • @liviadix1433
      @liviadix1433 Месяц назад +11

      @@nefigushki yes , all our opinions are subjective .
      By the way I concur with his subjective opinion .

  • @CandaceBlanton-xj2lv
    @CandaceBlanton-xj2lv Месяц назад +8

    God wasn't about to let Trump get off that easy. He's got an election to lose and prison time to serve.😊❤

  • @theheavyweight2008
    @theheavyweight2008 Месяц назад +93

    I lost it when mclovin came up😂

  • @Sam-kp7ti
    @Sam-kp7ti Месяц назад +7

    Love my boy Bill!

  • @schubiie
    @schubiie Месяц назад +102

    If I had an inch of religiosity, I wouldn’t say that he’s been protected by God. If anything, he’s made a deal with someone on the other side. Although that’s stupid too.

    • @jkherold63
      @jkherold63 Месяц назад +11

      He is clearly in league with the prince of darkness. It was probably a demon that shielded him from the bullet.

    • @thevaccinator666
      @thevaccinator666 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jkherold63What makes you say that? What's so big and scary about Trump? Let's hear it.

    • @briankorbelik2873
      @briankorbelik2873 Месяц назад

      @@thevaccinator666 Uh, lemme see, oh yeah, he's a convicted criminal who tried to cling to power by illegal means. He's a cult leader and appears to think and at like Il Duce. He is out to become a monarch, thus destroying the Republic that so many died for and still do.

    • @taxisquad11
      @taxisquad11 Месяц назад

      You are ignorant. WHy hasn't Biden made such a deal? He's made plenty to increase his and his family's
      net worth

    • @mrivas3610
      @mrivas3610 Месяц назад

      My thought was he made a deal with Satan…5 celebrities died the week Trump survived

  • @motodojo3899
    @motodojo3899 Месяц назад +11

    If you feel like God was watching over you, I applaud your faith, I celebrate the comfort you've found and do not apologize for it.

  • @misstessamarie21
    @misstessamarie21 Месяц назад +67

    "..Likes to leave calling cards, like a serial killer..."🤣🤣🤣
    Oh Bill, you're hilarious. ❤

    • @georgeschaut2178
      @georgeschaut2178 Месяц назад +4

      He can't help but be funny...in American politics the jokes write themselves...

    • @MrJayehawk
      @MrJayehawk Месяц назад +7

      I honestly remember having to walk away from someone during a conversation about the "steel beam cross" in the rubble on 9/11.
      Nearly 3000 people killed that day and they were arguing that God couldn't intervene to stop it, but yes, he could leave a cross behind for people to see.
      It's VERY hard not to feel angry when trying to have a reasonable conversation with someone like that.

    • @JC-life-is-good
      @JC-life-is-good Месяц назад +3

      @@MrJayehawk I know how you feel about getting angry trying to have a reasonable conversation with some religious people. I don't get angry but try to understand how and why they think the way they do, and often, I conclude that these folks are not normal.

    • @pensivepenguin3000
      @pensivepenguin3000 Месяц назад

      Yeah. Some of these jokes were Carlin-like in their hilarity

  • @lleange363
    @lleange363 Месяц назад +19

    mixing christianity and politics is so chaotic

  • @happyngrateful
    @happyngrateful Месяц назад +7

    Im VOTING for PRESIDENT Biden

    • @markhatton9952
      @markhatton9952 Месяц назад +1

      Why on Earth would you double down on this madness?

    • @btaylor1117
      @btaylor1117 Месяц назад +1

      Feel sorry for you :(

    • @stephanietx1573
      @stephanietx1573 Месяц назад

      ​@@markhatton9952I'm voting for him because I know healthcare coverage/ACA is at stake, federal ban on abortions is likely, the scary wishlist from project 2025 alone is enough for me to not vote for Trump, abandoning allies for monsters like Putin and other wannabe dictators, immunity and too much power in the hands of a wannabe dictator, a man hell bent on revenge and retribution, a man who has threatened to put military troops on American streets, a man who advocates assassination/military tribunals and other hateful rhetoric, a man whose previous staff and cabinet members warn he's not fit for office, a man so shallow he can't accept defeat and attempted a coup and wouldn't protect his own VP. Just a few reasons I"m voting for Joe.

  • @Zimster2000
    @Zimster2000 Месяц назад +276

    One of the most ironic events in the WW2 movie about D-Day is that someone on both sides says "Sometimes it's hard to believe God is on our side."

    • @frankmaxwell5193
      @frankmaxwell5193 Месяц назад +3

      Bob Dylan said it "with God on their side"

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman Месяц назад +3

      Which movie was this?

    • @MrGittz
      @MrGittz Месяц назад +12

      “If god be for us, who be against us”- Saving Private Ryan

    • @jontyrosenow9396
      @jontyrosenow9396 Месяц назад +8

      @@Soccercrazyigboman can't you read? The singular movie about world war 2

    • @baneh1329
      @baneh1329 Месяц назад

      @@MrGittz Is that was he's trying to say? Cause he's wrong if it is

  • @BruceCross
    @BruceCross Месяц назад +206

    No, I can't agree with Bill on religion, but I can agree that seeing signs in everything is ignorant superstition.

  • @SausageSurprise
    @SausageSurprise Месяц назад +1

    Brilliant analysis

  • @lilfloat2973
    @lilfloat2973 Месяц назад +212

    Yeah Bill, religion is bad because of fanatics. Just like political and social ideologies can be corrupted and used for bad by fanatics.

    • @Krisowy
      @Krisowy Месяц назад +25

      It's a a bit different when you think you have mandate from the creator of the universe 🤦

    • @alexdelargesupertramp
      @alexdelargesupertramp Месяц назад +38

      I’m not religious, but I find it funny that the people who think men can get pregnant think they are so above the religious people.

    • @stefan6412
      @stefan6412 Месяц назад

      @@Krisowy As long as you think it´s for making life of your fellow humans better by helping them
      i see no problem. It is a lot better than atheist socialists wanting to control every aspect of our lifes.

    • @XHALE303
      @XHALE303 Месяц назад +1

      @@Krisowy No it's not, main difference is the much higher bodycount from the creators of the MIC.

    • @atarileaf
      @atarileaf Месяц назад +1

      Agreed. You don't get to thumb your nose at the idea of God when you believe in the fairy tale that a man can get pregnant 😂

  • @hb-3462
    @hb-3462 Месяц назад +49

    Religion: The end of logic.

    • @cchemmes-seeseeart3948
      @cchemmes-seeseeart3948 Месяц назад +1

      I earned a science degree, & I've experienced miracles that have convinced me to have faith, despite being highly skeptical. You are wrong. There is no logic to existence, when you really think about it, in itself. Why earth? Why humans? Why are you here? Where did this all come from? Why death? What is the point? None of it, in itself, is logic. (Yes, Christianity gives logic to it; I am speaking regarding your anti religion position). Thus, your point/??

    • @jackijacques3631
      @jackijacques3631 Месяц назад +2

      BIBLE-
      Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

    • @MrJameslascko
      @MrJameslascko Месяц назад

      @@cchemmes-seeseeart3948 I agree with Bill about Religion... but not about a "Magic Man in the Sky" he likes to cite. While 3 of the world's large religions are based on the Bible, it is after all only a collection of ancient manuscripts and NOT a Religion. If you would strip away all of the Holy "Mumbo Jumbo" the book actually makes a lot of sense and is in reality very logical when looked at with 21st century eyes and understanding... not superstitious and ignorant medieval eyes. The answers are in the Bible if you just read it as a simple story told to primitive Man.
      The question about the existence of what we've been calling a Creator God has to start with "Is there other intelligent Life in the Universe"? I would venture to say "Yes, most certainly!". WE are floating around "Out There" in a world that is an anomaly as far as we can see. As an analogy IF you see one rat, you can be sure there are many more you don't see. That's very logical. And if so, can they be much, much, more advanced than us? Also, YES! They could be a very old and very advance Super Power much like the USA compared to a primitive tribe running around naked in the jungle. My guess is that what we call God is not Supernatural or Magical... but a very, very, advanced Technological Race!
      The first book of the Bible (Genesis) states that God is not of this planet and that He came here from "Out There" and terraformed a watery and dark planet to hold Life that He (they) created... just as our current Scientists hope to do on another Lifeless planet much in the same way as Genesis describes in the Bible. Of course it wasn't done in 6 "Days" as we know them, but rather in 6 Stages, Epochs, or Ages that could have taken a very long, long time. After it was all set in motion the Life forms that God created culminated in the creation of Man and then an altered companion for him called Woman (womb man?) to take care of it. It should be obvious now that we didn't do that and are actually busily killing it (our Home) in our Hubristic arrogance.
      Because of our treacherous nature and disobedience God basically left us on own own and said He would be back one day (the Biblical Harvest at the end of this Age) to get rid of the worst of us and keep the best of us! As Herbert Armstrong of the "Worldwide Church of God" once put it... God is growing his "Sons" (children) down here and has an abode somewhere else in Space that we call Heaven! Like Earth, but a place of even greater Beauty, Peace and Love rather than Decay, War and Hate. This all sounds very logical to me as sort of climbing the Evolutionary Ladder... whether people believe it to be true - or not.
      IMO... Aliens are mentioned in the Bible. The good ones were called Angels (Messengers and Protectors of God and His Creation) and the bad ones were called Demons (Gods Opposers and His Creation's Destroyers). They were depicted with wings because they had the ability of flight when man didn't. When God said: "You shall have no other Gods before Me" it was a stern warning about the bad Aliens... or in other words: "The Fallen Angels" spoken about in the Book of Enoch that left their abode in the Heavens to come down here to infect the Human Race! That explains a lot of things...
      Just my 2 cents worth... ;-)

    • @cchemmes-seeseeart3948
      @cchemmes-seeseeart3948 Месяц назад

      @@MrJameslascko Here is my take: I was abused as a child, by many different types of abuse, & raised in dysfunction, which became my socialization. It led to massive struggles in my adult life. When I tried to get 'help' from 'the' system, I was only severely harmed, with problems growing, that ultimately led to quitting church. This was all despite having become a Christian as a teen, & such a strong heart of faith, I initially studied ministry in college (then science). I ended up in a faith struggle, & faith won in my life, only because of miracles, not ministry of people or my own reasoning. One miracle, for example, came from praying that I felt failed/ harmed in healing therapy, which led to trouble. After prayer about this, I read a daily Bible devotion/ life application Word, & it was EXACTLY about a woman FAILED IN THERAPY, but then God helping & healing her! MY EXACT prayer! I've seen a gazillion such stunning, miraculous answers to prayer. So my faith is real, living, life saving, my whole life (even my art career goal came from a prayer/ calling). So I have nothing to argue about. It is the best thing that ever happened to me. God is not people's problem, He is their solution. If they realized who the loving, helping, caring, healing, providing, strengthening, peace giving God/ Jesus really is, they'd see there's nothing to fight. Peace. Blessings. Love wins.

    • @ninerfanmitch5157
      @ninerfanmitch5157 Месяц назад +1

      @@cchemmes-seeseeart3948 I use to be atheist. This is the exact same thought process came upon me. Not saying I’m a full on believer, but I don’t understand why those who don’t spend so much time worrying about it almost to the point of anger. It’s so odd.

  • @irenakalnins7138
    @irenakalnins7138 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you,Bill Maher! You are the best, always!😂

  • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
    @PremierCCGuyMMXVI Месяц назад +31

    It’s funny because these same people saying this about trunnp would have said the same thing centuries ago when a thunderstorm occurred saying “the gods are angry” but we know why they occur.

    • @eclass96
      @eclass96 Месяц назад +4

      Yeah, science...

    • @macknavickas
      @macknavickas Месяц назад +2

      No we don’t lol. We have been able to harness some of nature’s power and even predict it, but we still have no idea what things like electricity, gravity, and magnetism actually are. In the plus side humanity just scratching the surface of possible knowledge already improved our lives dramatically, so imagine what we could do with even a 1% mastery of the natural world. This idea that science has things more or less already figured out and that we just need to tend to the minor details needs to die, there is a tremendous amount of work ahead and with every step forward it becomes harder and harder to avoid a major backslide.

    • @ninerfanmitch5157
      @ninerfanmitch5157 Месяц назад

      @@macknavickas Calm down dude. You need a drink or something haha. No matter what it is it doesn’t concern you or any of us 😂

  • @2013venjix
    @2013venjix Месяц назад +4

    1:56 America doesn't need a demigod

  • @ME2K23
    @ME2K23 Месяц назад +22

    They are so full of it! I can't get how people can believe and follow them!

  • @labethspain7936
    @labethspain7936 Месяц назад +1

    Brilliant, Bill, brilliant! Thank You 😂

  • @ellstromdeuel9428
    @ellstromdeuel9428 Месяц назад +5

    Spot on Bill. One of your best ever.

    • @ruoftheway
      @ruoftheway Месяц назад

      Spot on Bill? where.

  • @jeaninem.3858
    @jeaninem.3858 Месяц назад +25

    I’m a non-religion believer and I thank you for bringing up people saying God is on their side. Isn’t God supposed to be on all humanity’s side?

    • @vital427
      @vital427 Месяц назад

      When humanity is living the way He wants it. Check out the story of Noah.

    • @jeaninem.3858
      @jeaninem.3858 Месяц назад

      @@vital427 disagree 100%. Cheating on your wife and using demeaning language is living the way he wants? Wake up. Nobody lives a perfectly pious life.

    • @stevesmith1923
      @stevesmith1923 Месяц назад

      @@jeaninem.3858 Is Trump cheating on his wife? I missed that.

    • @abprairiegurl
      @abprairiegurl Месяц назад

      ​@@stevesmith1923It's why there was a trial, that he lost. The whole having-sex-with-a-porn-star-while-his-wife-was-giving-birth- thing. Didn't hear about it?

    • @stevesmith1923
      @stevesmith1923 Месяц назад

      @@abprairiegurl I thought you were talking about now. Who hasn't cheated once in their life? I guess Americans only like the redemption arch when it suits them?

  • @Tomfoolery1972
    @Tomfoolery1972 Месяц назад +184

    There's always the "Woo!" guy in this audience 😂

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 Месяц назад +3

    There are wonderful miracles forming everyday. I have witnessed so many awesome miracles in my lifetime,I have been totally blessed! 😎

  • @drinkmorecareless
    @drinkmorecareless Месяц назад +188

    You’re asking irrational people to have rational thoughts.

    • @marco12377
      @marco12377 Месяц назад +23

      Asking cultists to have their own thoughts...

    • @WinstonSmith1997
      @WinstonSmith1997 Месяц назад +10

      Some people will never let go of "their truth" and expect everyone else to play along.
      XX = XX
      XY = XY

    • @Billp19733
      @Billp19733 Месяц назад +20

      Irrational? What’s a woman?

    • @carlossuarez3445
      @carlossuarez3445 Месяц назад

      Says the people that think a man can become a woman

    • @marco12377
      @marco12377 Месяц назад +12

      @@Billp19733 Maybe you should read up on project 2025, then maybe you will have something real to worry about.

  • @quickiequackduckwash
    @quickiequackduckwash Месяц назад +100

    ...and the fireman who was shot instead of Trump...

    • @CraftyF0X
      @CraftyF0X Месяц назад +19

      obviously god wanted him on his side in heaven.
      The neat thing about religion is that it doesn't matter what happens you can sell it as god's plan, mercy or miracle, whatever you want.

    • @cchemmes-seeseeart3948
      @cchemmes-seeseeart3948 Месяц назад

      @@CraftyF0X Read 1 Corinthians chapter 15 in the Bible, which makes it clear that death is the ultimate enemy of God. God doesn't have anything to do with making death happen. I don't know who you talk to, but it is people in error. God NEVER causes death; that is an oxymoron against faith, since the whole reason Jesus died on the cross was to overcome death. I received a miracle answer to prayer about this one day, as well, when a family member died. I had previously believed a Word about being saved at the last minute. It didn't seem to happen. I didn't understand. So I prayed for wisdom. The Bible passage then was "I will redeem them from the grave." Jesus is snatching people out of eternal death at the moment they die; & is never the cause of death. He has no heart to impose or wish death. He is the bright light in the tunnel people see at death, that overcomes evil & turns it to good. The fact is, we are all here on earth temporarily, for spiritual purposes. "As high as the heavens are above the earth, so high are my ways above your ways, says the Lord." I've seen miraculous proof through stunning experience with prayer/ daily Bible devotions (& life application books) giving perfect Words, convincing me of faith, despite earning a science degree & being skeptical.

    • @Epoch11
      @Epoch11 Месяц назад

      ​@@CraftyF0Xspot on my friend spot on

    • @user-jl7ku2fl5n
      @user-jl7ku2fl5n Месяц назад +5

      AND two others who remaine nameless.

    • @zdkmotionpictures5403
      @zdkmotionpictures5403 Месяц назад +1

      ​​@@CraftyF0Xhere is news for you.....God or no God....we all gotta go sometime.....one survived , another died....it's now in balance ⚖️...soon you or me ,we will also weighed.....

  • @ironmurs6903
    @ironmurs6903 Месяц назад +97

    That God saved him BS is hilarious. I had a near death experience at 14yrs old (high speed rollover car crash). I felt the presence of something God-like, comforting me before my end. But never once after surviving did I think God deemed me special… I was simply lucky that day. But grateful every day since.

    • @saltymanga6841
      @saltymanga6841 Месяц назад +7

      You weren't just "lucky" god had and does have a plan for you friend

    • @pedropedroztravels8272
      @pedropedroztravels8272 Месяц назад

      Shut up​@@saltymanga6841

    • @TheShepdawg9
      @TheShepdawg9 Месяц назад +8

      Huh? So you felt a god-like presence comforting you, and yet you claim that you were just lucky. Was good around or not?

    • @Thegooob95
      @Thegooob95 Месяц назад +2

      U yourself said you felt (sensation) a god like presence comforting you and then you say you were lucky. Which is it? It can be both btw.

    • @jamesdelcol3701
      @jamesdelcol3701 Месяц назад +5

      These are tough experiences. Sorry about that. I'm familiar with that gratitude. If in fact a God existed, he has a rather large universe to look after. God is operating everything we see. If there was a creator and a deity, he's busy with black holes and all the crazy hot matter flying around. He's not thinking about the humans he made a few billion years ago. I forgot a guy's name on the job last week. God is really old. 14 billion years old. We're not even a thought in his head. Being moral with worth it with or without God. You can be a cool guy and a girl that everyone loves to work and spend time with. Everyone wants to be a round you because you're fun to be around and you're a kind person. No deity needed. I hope you live 100 years.

  • @mihapiha1
    @mihapiha1 Месяц назад

    This might have been the funniest New Rule ever. Fantastically worded.

  • @theeditorrestrial
    @theeditorrestrial Месяц назад +74

    God was like "f'k that firefighter over there" I guess.

    • @scottjgrant3345
      @scottjgrant3345 Месяц назад

      No, the hairlipped underbite monagloid said that. The twerp who killed the firefighter said "fuck that firefighter over there" The firefighter took a bullet for his loved ones, the firefighter might have had faith in god, the firefighter saves people all day every day anytime no matter what, thats what a firefighter does. Don't disrespect the man by insulting god, what if he's a christian and what if his actions and his attitude is driven by his faith in god? How can you say that shit and think you're clever bro? come on.

    • @theeditorrestrial
      @theeditorrestrial Месяц назад +8

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 going by the kook logic…yep

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh Месяц назад

      ​@@Wouldyoulookatthat2it turns out he is more powerful than something that doesn't exist, so yes.

    • @theeditorrestrial
      @theeditorrestrial Месяц назад +1

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 You see the part where i said I guess there chump? It's kind of a joke but I think you'll make it.

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh Месяц назад +1

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 whoosh

  • @tywins3669
    @tywins3669 Месяц назад +38

    As a non-religious common sense Republican, I really hope my party stops leaning on religion as part of the platform. We can have a message without bringing faith into our politics.

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 Месяц назад

      No chance of that. The Republican party should actually split up at this point - between maga and commonsense republicans.

    • @dan-patrickobrien3580
      @dan-patrickobrien3580 Месяц назад +4

      Religion built the platform. Maybe have more than just common sense, gain intelligence and brush up on history.

    • @rhondawi6389
      @rhondawi6389 Месяц назад +2

      We should always have God involved in our lives and everything

    • @kevjackson1451
      @kevjackson1451 Месяц назад

      Too late for that

    • @garethmckee5927
      @garethmckee5927 Месяц назад

      You don’t have a party anymore, it’s been taken over by lunatics.

  • @pallenda
    @pallenda Месяц назад +77

    "Thou shalt have no other gods before me".
    Edit: seems like some MAGA folks forgot that commandment.

    • @rosanna5515
      @rosanna5515 Месяц назад

      Dixit Donald Trump

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 Месяц назад +1

      Gawd bless Murica 🤓 🖕

    • @renew5751
      @renew5751 Месяц назад

      No one in the maga crowd is worshipping Trump so it's not idolotary.

    • @CZpersi
      @CZpersi Месяц назад +7

      Also:
      “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
      “Thou shalt not steal.”
      “Thou shalt not covet.”
      “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
      Ten Commandments are a checklist for Trump

    • @facelessqueenie8873
      @facelessqueenie8873 Месяц назад +1

      If you're a fan of anything, and I mean anything, a rapper, a basketball player, an actor. A movie....😂😂😂 you're doing exactly the same, so take the tree out of your eye before you see the splinter in someone else's. .😂😂😂😂

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 4 дня назад +1

    Blanks and ketchup are seldom fatal.

  • @buyerofsorts
    @buyerofsorts Месяц назад +35

    People often conflate luck with divine intervention.

    • @gdiwolverinemale4th
      @gdiwolverinemale4th Месяц назад +1

      How can you tell one from the other?

    • @CrazyLife2112
      @CrazyLife2112 Месяц назад +2

      @@gdiwolverinemale4th There's no need to tell the difference. Neither is real.

    • @gdiwolverinemale4th
      @gdiwolverinemale4th Месяц назад +1

      @@CrazyLife2112 Do you claim you understand Quantum Mechanics? Or did you climb Mt Sinai to make sure He does not exist?

    • @gailg2327
      @gailg2327 Месяц назад

      And of course, you know for sure , which is which! Nobody knows!

    • @erwind917
      @erwind917 Месяц назад

      @@gdiwolverinemale4th
      Did you climb Mt Sinai to make sure he exists? Have pictures?

  • @tomstawarski3873
    @tomstawarski3873 Месяц назад +17

    The dog's ass Jesus is legendary

  • @cragjones1799
    @cragjones1799 Месяц назад +56

    God spared donald trump but not a 3 year old dragged into the sea by a tsunami.

    • @rr7firefly
      @rr7firefly Месяц назад

      God also spared Hitler on 20 July 1944. On that day members of the Wehrmacht tried to kill Hitler by detonating an explosive hidden in a briefcase. However the blast only dealt Hitler minor injuries. The same outcome as the failed attempt on Trump's life.

    • @biff5856
      @biff5856 Месяц назад +7

      That's god for ya

    • @zdkmotionpictures5403
      @zdkmotionpictures5403 Месяц назад +2

      ​​@@biff5856 apparently everyone wants to live forever...God or no God....we all got an appointment with death, my friend one way or another....so calm down.... your day is coming so is mine

    • @biff5856
      @biff5856 Месяц назад +4

      @@zdkmotionpictures5403 No relevancy to my comment. So?

    • @loril.mangold8160
      @loril.mangold8160 Месяц назад +2

      God doesn't do ANY OF THIS

  • @782YKW
    @782YKW Месяц назад

    This is Bill Maher at his best!

  • @RobMyself
    @RobMyself Месяц назад +5

    What about the guy in the crowd? The firefighter?
    What is wrong with everyone?

    • @taxisquad11
      @taxisquad11 Месяц назад

      God used him to protect his family

  • @m.charron
    @m.charron Месяц назад +14

    To my Republican American brothers and sisters,
    Why do you think this was the work of God, and not the work of Satan?
    Signed,
    A Canadian Catholic
    P.S. It's more likely that Satan is helping one of his own.

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 Месяц назад +1

      And that's why American politics is so divided. You think Trump is Satan. How about just admitting that he's a person you just don't like? (Although if pressed I'm betting you can't provide a reason why.)

    • @m.charron
      @m.charron Месяц назад

      @@JohnJ469 A) I'm Canadian, not American, but a long-time follower of American politics as it is consequential to us; B) as a Catholic, I am asking a genuine question (and providing here a question that others may ask to family/friends/neighbours) about the other side of the coin. A man was killed that day, at the hand of an extremely troubled Republican. Why is God being dragged into this?? Because DJT's followers want to believe that he's ordained as the American saviour. I don't believe that to be the case, I think it's a wild notion, it's insulting and divisive, and it deserves a push back.
      C) DJT is everything I don't want in a leader (in general) and especially what I don't want south of the boarder. He is erratic, vindictive and vengeful, a deep misogynist, serial cheater in business and relationships (and golf), a fraudster, an aloof father, a bully, a malignant narcissist, election denier, authoritarian sympathiser, authoritarian wannabe, deeply incompetent regarding trade and international relations (evidenced by dealing with the Taliban and not the Afghani gov., that he *still* doesn't know what tarifs are, etc...), the Dunning-Kreuger effect is not something I want on display daily from any President/PM...

    • @m.charron
      @m.charron Месяц назад

      @@JohnJ469 TL;DR: why should we allow folks to claim divine intervention, but not raise the possibility of satanic intervention, even as push back? Like I said, the latter seems more plausible than the former.

    • @lindalarson1948
      @lindalarson1948 Месяц назад

      ​@@m.charron satanic intervention is real, but he comes to steal, kill and destroy. God gives life, and gives it abundantly. If the result of the intervention was life, it was a gift from God.

    • @m.charron
      @m.charron Месяц назад +2

      @@lindalarson1948 it wasn't. A father died. The shooter died. Others were injured. Likewise, Trump's involvement in politics serves to normalise hateful, corrupting rhetoric, and normalise the fact that he is someone who's been privileged by enormous wealth as he sidesteps legal accountability. That is setting the USA back years in their socio-political and economic development.

  • @narellesolomon6820
    @narellesolomon6820 Месяц назад +20

    Peaceout Bill🥰✌

  • @larisapp5082
    @larisapp5082 Месяц назад +2

    We need more than ever to speak out! It’s our fight tor our country!

  • @carlosi7026
    @carlosi7026 Месяц назад +6

    A person died that day...

  • @bkstarkey
    @bkstarkey Месяц назад +22

    They know religion will sell the grift.

    • @manyplanets
      @manyplanets Месяц назад

      No d-head, they know Gods ways are not our ways

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 Месяц назад

      Speak for yourself 😴 🖕

  • @captainwonderbar1657
    @captainwonderbar1657 Месяц назад +91

    That pancake looks like the press photo of Charles Manson looking down while being arrested.

    • @Phineas1626
      @Phineas1626 Месяц назад +3

      @@captainwonderbar1657 Spot on.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Месяц назад +2

      It does! I think that was Happy Charlie's thing though - playing the messiah.

    • @jrs9264
      @jrs9264 Месяц назад

      More like Hunter Bribedumb..🤡

    • @MARCYGIRL3
      @MARCYGIRL3 Месяц назад

      I thought that too!😅

    • @jesselee4405
      @jesselee4405 Месяц назад

      another vicious lib

  • @equisde8026
    @equisde8026 Месяц назад

    brilliant again Bill!! we love you!

  • @bcrater6400
    @bcrater6400 Месяц назад +21

    TDS seems to be incurable.