Ruining Songs With Misheard Lyrics 11

I kinda wanted this series to end at 10, but go ahead and have a bonus one.
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Intro Song: Alestorm - Wolves of the Sea
#1 Johnny Cash - Hurt
OGL: "My sweetest friend"
MHL: "My Swedish friend"
#2 Madonna - La Isla Bonita
OGL: "Last night, I dreamt of San Pedro"
MHl: "Last night, I dreamt of some bagel"
#3 Ghost - Secular Haze
OGL: "Wall-less maze"
MHL: "Walrus mace"
#4 Dethklok - Murdertrain a Comin'
OGL: "Your life is just a murder(train a comin')"
MHL: "Your wife is just a burger"
#5 Iron Maiden - Remember Tomorrow
OGL: "The clouds take me higher"
MHL: "The clowns take me higher"
#6 Bo Burnham - Repeat Stuff
OGL: "Designed by a marketing team"
MHL: "Designed by unmarked guillotine"
#7 Quarterflash - Harden My Heart
OGL: "I'm gonna swallow my tears"
MHL: "I'm gonna swallow my tea urns"
#8 The Doors - Break-On Through
OGL: "Night divides the day"
MHL: "Ninety wives a day"
#9 The Proclaimers - On My Way
OGL: "I'm on my way"
MHL: "I want my Wii"
#10 blink-182 - I'm Lost Without You
OGL: "Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am"
MHL: "Are you afraid of peein' alone? cuz' I am"
#11 Katy Perry - Hot N Cold
OGL: "You PMS like a bitch"
MHL: "You pee a mess like a bitch"
#12 Black Sabbath - Zeitgeist
OGL: "I wonder will my ship be found?"
MHL: "I wonder will my sh-t be found?"
#13 Rush - Fountains of Lamenth
OGL: "The sky is pitching violently"
MHL: "This guy is bitching violently"
#14 Conor Maynard - How Am I?
OGL: "You couldn't look me in my eyes"
MHL: "You couldn't f-ck me in my eye"
#15 Primus - The Storm
OGL: "The vibrance of each hue"
MHL: "The vibrance of Vishnu"
#16 Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot
OGL: "Fornicating with our kings"
MHL: "Fornicating with a geese"
#17 The Strokes - Not The Same Anymore
OGL: "Stay on top of this, or else"
MHL: "Stay on top of this horse"
#18 Angels and Airwaves - Heaven
OGL: "When you call for love when you are lost"
MHL: "Will you call for rum when you are lost?"
#19 Maren Morris - The Bones
"When the bones are good, the rest don't matter."
"When the balls are good, the breast dont matter"
#20 Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
OGL: "Cold comfort for change"
MHL: "Cold counterfeit change"
Outro Song: Dissection - Feathers Fell

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