I love OJ in Naked Gun movies. NGL. Absolutely hilarious!😂 I think we should give him a chance to be in another comedy movie, if it's funny AF he goes free (on the condition he makes more movies, and doesn't unalive anyone too) but if he bombs then it's the electric chair the week after the movie opens.
Loney Toons on VHS were UNHINGED, I still cant believe that we watched them and didnt get any of the jokes/historical context as children. Cant wait for mine to grow up and watch it with them
18:13 As someone who works in IT I don't think you understand how busy we are and an email is considered side of desk work, its untracked. You are essentially trying to skip the queue. Your issue of not knowing to double click to expand an excel column is not more important than people not being able to access the database because the server has decided to die. Raise a ticket we will get back to you. It's not my fault you do not follow the process you got emailed about and decided to ignore. My attitude to you is a middle finger.
They wouldn't dare waste our time with such a silly issue such as this.That's for them to figure out. Unless your pc has stopped working, don't bother.
@@NotMorganFreeman. I had a ticket at my work come to me a software dev for this exact issue with excel. They hadn't expanded the column to fit the data in the field...
Also, writing a ticket means that there is official documentation of your problem , ideally informing of when it happened, what exactly happened, the circumstances of it happening and maybe what you tried to remedy the problem yourself, as well as info from the IT person working on it, what they tried, if it helped... Use the ticketing system. It provides safety for both you and the IT folk working on the problems. It's not there for nothing. Mine is a smaller company, I don't mind you asking me something in person or having a quick look at your machine, but if I tell you to write a ticket instead, don't pull a stupid face and act like a diva, its certainly not going to make me help you quicker. The opposite, actually. Go f**k yourself.
*My favorite is when you do give them instructions to reset the computer and then they still complain and you go out to reset the computer yourself and they say what did you do? I reset it like I told you to!*
@@JamesBond-wh3cu funny how for decades men have celebrated having as many sexual partners as possible but now women aren't letting us shame them anymore suddenly science says this and statistics say that. Who do you think you're fooling? It's just sex little guy. It's why and how there are over 7 billion people on this planet right now. No need to clutch your pearls over it. I bet you don't care about war profiteering or the devastating impact of capitalism on working individuals and communities this much. You know, things that actually harm people.
11:49 "You dont expect to get flown into like that". The editing on this is CRAZY. How you gonna show a TikTok literally about expecting to get flown into right afterwords. Diabolical work. I love it.
Been seeing requests for subtitles for Rob for awhile and its actually been done. Love when youtubers/editors actually read comments and do some fan service. I usually could understand him, just when he'd tell a story is when I'd get lost lol.
19:25 The cheese containing narcotics thing is actually kind of interesting. Strictly chemically speaking, it does. Taken from a few articles on the matter and condensed: Cheese contains casein. It also contains casein fragments called casomorphins, a casein-derived morphine-like compound. Basically, dairy protein has opiate molecules. But that's not all! Cheese also contains phenylalanine, an essential amino acid that, when metabolized by the body, produces a stimulant called phenylethylamine. Like caseins, phenylethylamine increases dopamine levels, and both its effect on humans and its chemical structure are often compared to that of amphetamines. There’s also tyrosine, another amino acid that‘s derived from phenylalanine. In addition to boosting dopamine and adrenaline levels, tyrosine has been shown to improve sleep and cognition. All that said, giving up cheese won't give you withdrawals like real narcotics will, it might just make you hangry lol.
3:12 and the most childish part of it is he literally reported the dude in the costume for a hate crime too. Like you told them to do it lmao i would never do nor condone the shit but you literally gave someone the pass and now youre reporting tthem. 😂
The old looney tunes during war were largely used as war propaganda to mock the opposing sides (Germany and Japan) and that's why they have quite wild stuff.
When someone like the Hawk tuah girl become famous overnight for saying that just tells me how dumbed down our society has become. It's an idiocracy now. Absolute smooth brain vegetables
18:16 as a IT person I can tell you why tickets need to be raised, it lietarlly gives a picture to senior management what of what we do and you need, if these tickets weren't raised then based case the wait time for solutions will be longer, the worst case your wait will be even longer. The settings bit, well, to allow that means remove other security settings as well. 99% of people are okay and won't mess with this, that 1% will go to town messing with as much as they can they it just isn't worth removing the security on basic stuff. Makes more work for everyone.
6:03 -maybe it's from the 'Creepy Uncle Biden' thing? Before he was 'Obama's Guy' and he put his hands on that girl's shoulders and it was really awkward...
Okay, IT guy here: There's usually at least a couple hundred users to every IT guy. I have about 500 users to support. The ticket system is both a queue and triage... so contacting us directly is like walking directly to the front of the queue when people have been waiting longer for more urgent problems... but most important of all, we have targets. Our performance reviews are based on how many tickets we close. Believe me, it pisses us off even more than you that we have to spend most of our days doing bullshit admin that takes longer than actually fixing the problem... but any time we spend fixing problems without a ticket, as far as our managers are concerned, we spent that time doing fuck all, then we get fired for not meeting targets.
36:45 That's just winter in Scandinavia. We do that for half the year, every year, all our lives, and still consistently rank among the happiest people in the world. Skill diff, lol.
1:18 Rob's face 17:50 Wanna get your shit dealt with efficiently and effectively? Google it, or SUBMIT A FUCKING TICKET. Worst case scenario (and at the very least), you receive a time frame within which to work. Without a ticket? Good fucking luck getting the managers off your back :/ Meanwhile, I feel as though Glen is the Anchor Being...I'm not a post modern gamer, and I'm an Ancient, so please forgive me if I have only just caught on x 33:57 heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
As an IT person I can tell the 'please raise a ticket' often means 'you big dumbo, the problem is so easy to fix a toddler and pensioned person can fix them, please stop bothering us and do never contact us again, also, have a nice day!' or... you're just ignoring obvious procedures like 90% of other end-users 😆😭
I’m 53 and the cartoons we watched compared to today.😅 we had racism, cultural shaming and sexual innuendos that today would have the show cancelled in 10 seconds.😂
In regards to the Looney Tunes thing, during that time period, a lot of animation companies were paid to make anti-Nazi shorts since they were often played in theatres at the time. Its why they have credits before each one a lot of the time. But Looney Tunes AND Disney made a lot of Anti-Nazi cartoons during the war. Its why Donald Duck has an actual military rank and record. Aaaand its also why a lot of them have racist charicatures, since that was considered 'funny' at the time to depersonalize the enemy. Nowadays, theres a disclaimer before them stating that it wasnt funny then or now but its preserved for the sake of being honest about their mistakes and about what was considered appropriate at the time. The more you know!
Not the loonytunes, but the us government has officially given donald duck the rank of sergeant for his animated service, serving as a propaganda peice for the war
That gate one looked bad. I had a mate who was bunny hopping bollards while we were walking, his hand slipped and he came full force down on it. All the girls were pissing themselves laughing but the guys could feel his pain
Glad they finally added subtitles to Rob, I always have a stroke trying to understand him _😅😂_
Rob is a special case 😎
Update - im sorry daddy
why would need subtitles when having a stroke 😅
omg i was like why i can undertand him if i listen properly :D (not native speaker)
Fox letters…yeah you’re American
I'm Swedish and understand him perfectly. You might wanna get checked up.
Tbf, the guy with the 100$ shouldn't be surprised or mad someone said it when he said he'd give money for it.
I'm like 90% sure the Amongus dude was in on it and it was all a bit for content.
Rob having subtitles is hilarious 😂
Which ones rob?
@@MaliqueGowley The old one I always fast forward through 😎
@@MaliqueGowley The one with subtitles
@@MaliqueGowleythe one that sounds like anyone’s drunk uncle
I absolutely love that you've gotta subtitle Rob xD it makes the whole video so much better.
Norn MacDonald at 13:00 was a great comedian, should see his stuff on OJ Simpson, man was a savage xD
I am REALLY glad to see your comment...Norm FTW
I love OJ in Naked Gun movies. NGL. Absolutely hilarious!😂
I think we should give him a chance to be in another comedy movie, if it's funny AF he goes free (on the condition he makes more movies, and doesn't unalive anyone too) but if he bombs then it's the electric chair the week after the movie opens.
@@dsandoval9396 I would also like to watch ZombieOJ
Almost 6 minutes into the video and i laughed at the 3 shirts. Dark humor is so funny.
5:50 "whys biden on there?" Bro are you serious? have you seen that man around kids?
plus the whole showering with his daughter thing
@@wwyd4akb God you people are so gullible. If anyone says "well i heard", it must be true.
@@thanossnap4170 His daughter literally admitted it herself.
@@Thomas-Purell-Ministry Show me.
@@thanossnap4170 ruclips.net/video/02zzu8pKelo/видео.html
6:00 he's on there for all the video compilations of him being touchy between 2008-2015.
The funniest thing is having subtitles for Rob. And I still can't believe he is saying most of what's written.
Loney Toons on VHS were UNHINGED, I still cant believe that we watched them and didnt get any of the jokes/historical context as children. Cant wait for mine to grow up and watch it with them
13:03 since both Glenn and Kaif asked...
That guy is Norm Macdonald
16:14 rob felt so bad for laughing at that lmaooo
18:13 As someone who works in IT I don't think you understand how busy we are and an email is considered side of desk work, its untracked. You are essentially trying to skip the queue. Your issue of not knowing to double click to expand an excel column is not more important than people not being able to access the database because the server has decided to die. Raise a ticket we will get back to you. It's not my fault you do not follow the process you got emailed about and decided to ignore. My attitude to you is a middle finger.
o7
It's even worse when they call you. "I don't care about your time and workload, make time for me NOW!"
They wouldn't dare waste our time with such a silly issue such as this.That's for them to figure out. Unless your pc has stopped working, don't bother.
@@NotMorganFreeman. I had a ticket at my work come to me a software dev for this exact issue with excel. They hadn't expanded the column to fit the data in the field...
Also, writing a ticket means that there is official documentation of your problem , ideally informing of when it happened, what exactly happened, the circumstances of it happening and maybe what you tried to remedy the problem yourself, as well as info from the IT person working on it, what they tried, if it helped... Use the ticketing system. It provides safety for both you and the IT folk working on the problems. It's not there for nothing. Mine is a smaller company, I don't mind you asking me something in person or having a quick look at your machine, but if I tell you to write a ticket instead, don't pull a stupid face and act like a diva, its certainly not going to make me help you quicker. The opposite, actually. Go f**k yourself.
*My favorite is when you do give them instructions to reset the computer and then they still complain and you go out to reset the computer yourself and they say what did you do? I reset it like I told you to!*
RIP Norm
12:59. That’s Norm McDonald, he’s a comedian. You all should watch him lol
It's "Norm"...
Probably a key slip.
😊
not knowing norm, and then loving norm is such a gay choice lol
oh man that spider getting kaif was genuine fear lmao
Surely someone has explained why Biden is on Mount Touchmore.😂
Why's Biden on mount touchmore? It's not a coincidence he's called creepy Joe.
500 men is nuts
last time i was this quick they where dissapointed
I’m not disappointed
😔
Skill issue. Do it so fast they don't know what happened... Wait.. qhat are we talking about?
Real
21:38 Erika is a good song (its about a type of flower called Erika, but the N*zis used it as a marching theme)
The “We’re going to the airport!” Got me
"Cut my life into pieces" 🤣😂🤣
I think that cat brought the rat Into the bathroom to teach her how to fend for herself. He doubts her competency. Cats will do this.
😂😂 Brutal
12:52 Norm macdonald. Comedy legend.
I can't believe they don't know Norm 😅
500 is gross, no matter if u are a man or a woman
Facts
Very few things on this earth matter less.
@brainbane8550 That is just factually and statistically wrong lol. But fuck research and science I guess.
@brainbane8550 If you want a high chance of divorce, marry someone with a high body count.
@@JamesBond-wh3cu funny how for decades men have celebrated having as many sexual partners as possible but now women aren't letting us shame them anymore suddenly science says this and statistics say that.
Who do you think you're fooling?
It's just sex little guy. It's why and how there are over 7 billion people on this planet right now. No need to clutch your pearls over it.
I bet you don't care about war profiteering or the devastating impact of capitalism on working individuals and communities this much. You know, things that actually harm people.
nah, them giving Rob subtitles is funny.
11:49 "You dont expect to get flown into like that".
The editing on this is CRAZY. How you gonna show a TikTok literally about expecting to get flown into right afterwords. Diabolical work. I love it.
Been seeing requests for subtitles for Rob for awhile and its actually been done.
Love when youtubers/editors actually read comments and do some fan service.
I usually could understand him, just when he'd tell a story is when I'd get lost lol.
22:06 I legit cried laughing. Wasn't expecting that ending at all.
"Why is Biden on there"?! Have you been living under a rock?!
Ikr?
Honestly is it possible.
19:25 The cheese containing narcotics thing is actually kind of interesting. Strictly chemically speaking, it does. Taken from a few articles on the matter and condensed: Cheese contains casein. It also contains casein fragments called casomorphins, a casein-derived morphine-like compound. Basically, dairy protein has opiate molecules. But that's not all! Cheese also contains phenylalanine, an essential amino acid that, when metabolized by the body, produces a stimulant called phenylethylamine. Like caseins, phenylethylamine increases dopamine levels, and both its effect on humans and its chemical structure are often compared to that of amphetamines. There’s also tyrosine, another amino acid that‘s derived from phenylalanine. In addition to boosting dopamine and adrenaline levels, tyrosine has been shown to improve sleep and cognition. All that said, giving up cheese won't give you withdrawals like real narcotics will, it might just make you hangry lol.
the dude being mad that someone did as instructed when given money is hilarious . bro you made the sandwich.
I needed this 😅😅
How could you disrespect Yucko 😂
3:12 and the most childish part of it is he literally reported the dude in the costume for a hate crime too. Like you told them to do it lmao i would never do nor condone the shit but you literally gave someone the pass and now youre reporting tthem. 😂
Ah you brought a kitchen knife? The kitchen is over there
Y'all actually put subtitles on Rob 😂
30:01 Well this family was just a delight lol 😂
The old looney tunes during war were largely used as war propaganda to mock the opposing sides (Germany and Japan) and that's why they have quite wild stuff.
The cat was supervising. They like to teach us how to hunt.
Love your vids
When someone like the Hawk tuah girl become famous overnight for saying that just tells me how dumbed down our society has become. It's an idiocracy now. Absolute smooth brain vegetables
Agreed
23:25 bro sounded like the half life scientist
That looks like a tasty cake... can I have a slice?
33:23 HOLY SHIT what an awesome joke! How'd he come up with it so fast!?
That person, is norm macdonald a genius. Look him up lads.
I will never look at golf the same again after seeing that clip😅😑🤦🏾♀️
Smoke ‘em, lads!
Lol thank for the subtitle save me turning them on
Y’all need to react to Norm Macdonald best jokes
I can promise with an accent like that you don't have to worry about arm hair. Knocking the doonies down just to hear that.
18:16 as a IT person I can tell you why tickets need to be raised, it lietarlly gives a picture to senior management what of what we do and you need, if these tickets weren't raised then based case the wait time for solutions will be longer, the worst case your wait will be even longer.
The settings bit, well, to allow that means remove other security settings as well. 99% of people are okay and won't mess with this, that 1% will go to town messing with as much as they can they it just isn't worth removing the security on basic stuff. Makes more work for everyone.
A soccer fan saying Baseballs boring. Now that's funny.
6:03 -maybe it's from the 'Creepy Uncle Biden' thing? Before he was 'Obama's Guy' and he put his hands on that girl's shoulders and it was really awkward...
It wasn't just one girl. He did that to a bunch of kids.
Trump would also deserve to be up there tbh
Okay, IT guy here:
There's usually at least a couple hundred users to every IT guy. I have about 500 users to support. The ticket system is both a queue and triage... so contacting us directly is like walking directly to the front of the queue when people have been waiting longer for more urgent problems... but most important of all, we have targets. Our performance reviews are based on how many tickets we close.
Believe me, it pisses us off even more than you that we have to spend most of our days doing bullshit admin that takes longer than actually fixing the problem... but any time we spend fixing problems without a ticket, as far as our managers are concerned, we spent that time doing fuck all, then we get fired for not meeting targets.
Literally all of society should care that so many women are fine with body counts in the hundreds.
It's actually disgusting.
Talk about superspreaders...
How so
@@Tyekiller115 lick a doorknob, it's not exactly the same, but you'll get the gist.
If you Wana laugh your ass off look up Yucko the Clown it's back in the old MTV days , he told the joke about the Jim and the heavy girl.
That one guy's voice sounds like a baby trying to talk for the first time 🥺
Imagine not knowing Norm MacDonald ☠️☠️☠️
36:45 That's just winter in Scandinavia. We do that for half the year, every year, all our lives, and still consistently rank among the happiest people in the world. Skill diff, lol.
38:34 "me"
I'm dead
1:18 Rob's face
17:50 Wanna get your shit dealt with efficiently and effectively? Google it, or SUBMIT A FUCKING TICKET. Worst case scenario (and at the very least), you receive a time frame within which to work. Without a ticket? Good fucking luck getting the managers off your back :/
Meanwhile, I feel as though Glen is the Anchor Being...I'm not a post modern gamer, and I'm an Ancient, so please forgive me if I have only just caught on x
33:57 heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Pineapple 🍍
As an IT person I can tell the 'please raise a ticket' often means 'you big dumbo, the problem is so easy to fix a toddler and pensioned person can fix them, please stop bothering us and do never contact us again, also, have a nice day!' or... you're just ignoring obvious procedures like 90% of other end-users 😆😭
Ayo Glen do be looking good lately.
Love this kaif 7:39
To answer your questions @nobeans crew yes those were in fact actual loony toons [the good ol days]...
This dad is a good man!
yeah I must say those cartoons are real. I remember watching them on VHS 😢 everyweekend at my grandparents house.😂 And there is a lot of them
I’m 53 and the cartoons we watched compared to today.😅 we had racism, cultural shaming and sexual innuendos that today would have the show cancelled in 10 seconds.😂
I don't care what anyone says, looney tunes are the absolute BEST! 😂
13:17
Never add solid object like ice when you're gonna shake it with a glass cup
Add the ice after
That hotdog probably cost 20 bucks R.I.P.
The guys laugh at 16:13is hilarious.
Come on now m8, you gotta admit.....500 is pretty mingin'
making pb&j with a chefs knife is just adding risk for fun
I have a friend who's half Korean. Her father is Korean. Her mother is Korean. She got hit by a car.
In regards to the Looney Tunes thing, during that time period, a lot of animation companies were paid to make anti-Nazi shorts since they were often played in theatres at the time. Its why they have credits before each one a lot of the time. But Looney Tunes AND Disney made a lot of Anti-Nazi cartoons during the war. Its why Donald Duck has an actual military rank and record. Aaaand its also why a lot of them have racist charicatures, since that was considered 'funny' at the time to depersonalize the enemy. Nowadays, theres a disclaimer before them stating that it wasnt funny then or now but its preserved for the sake of being honest about their mistakes and about what was considered appropriate at the time. The more you know!
Ain't no way there are people out there who can't understand Rob
Not the loonytunes, but the us government has officially given donald duck the rank of sergeant for his animated service, serving as a propaganda peice for the war
23:37 dude looks like a Skylanders trap team enemy named Eyefive
That gate one looked bad. I had a mate who was bunny hopping bollards while we were walking, his hand slipped and he came full force down on it. All the girls were pissing themselves laughing but the guys could feel his pain
"It's saliva bubble" 😮
"if I was you I wouldn't let that shit slide" if i were you I wouldn't wear that costume because wtf is that.
If a man made lego our first date, I would be in love !
So many things have class 😂
33:38 now that's a real woman ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂
16:11 got rid of the problem 😅
16:30 don't worry I had the same reaction 😂
17:37 i was just about to say
That if i had hands like these
I would be a full blown trex all the time
Whats your favorite scary movie
12:52 they don't know about the ManGrate
Why do I keep getting shorts that link to this video and the clips from said shorts aren't in the video?
Ah, then, and, well, 😂😂😂
50k a week would amount to about 2.6 million a year 😂
I thought everyone could do the saliva bubbles.
The fuck you mean "Why's Biden on there"?
8:10 yucko the clown
Why do people associate purity and morality with how many sexual partners a woman has had? It's weird.