As I was watching this videos my wife walked over and asked me why am I watching this videos when I will never own a yacht? I bet an escort would never ask a question like that. I need an escort, forget about the yacht.
And at that moment Joe Poe's priorities became clear. It was as if an angel suddenly appeared on his shoulder and whispered the answer into his ear. Go get 'em Joe Poe!
I'm a photographer, as my screen name suggests, I know a model who crews on a sailboat every weekend in the summer. She and three other models do this for a wealthy guy in his 70s. Part of the deal is that she and the other models don't wear anything while they are on the water. She didn't tell me if anything else was part of the arrangement.
Could have seen that Guy a few years ago in saint tropez as we passed by in my boat and i was thinking why the hell is he there just reading his paper when these girls were roaming about the boat naked................it was a catamaran though sure hes not the only one )))))
In your opinion and interiors aside, which company consistently produces the best quality finish to their yacht builds when it comes to exterior fixtures & fittings including equipment to operate them?
samlol23 Yes, unironically. If she didn’t like his personality and he didn’t like her personality, he didn’t have to marry her, just keep ordering her from the agency.
m but to him to like her, they must’ve been compatible on some level. He must’ve been having a good time, good conversations, mutual understanding etc. It’s difficult for escort to fake since a billionaire is used to everyone trying to suck up to him and rip him off. Of course we don’t know, and it’s possible she just married him only for his money, but I wouldn’t be so quick to exclaim that this is for sure what happened. It’s quite possible that the attraction was mutual.
@m, Sure she may have faked it and played a game just to get to his money, similarly how some men only pretend love to have sex. But I wouldn’t be so sure as to proclaim that “if he wasn’t rich she wouldn’t even go on a date with him”. Being a yacht owning billionaire is on a different level than rich kid who inherited it or won a lottery. The guy is immensely powerful, manages probably thousands of people, must have been very smart and had very strong character to accomplish it etc. Being the person who risen to the top of the game is attractive in itself.
I found it amusing that you wouldn't want to own your own boat. I used to have a horse ranch in Tucson AZ. I was close enough to my Vet to ride my horses over to have them looked after. I asked him once why he didn't have his own horses, he said " are you kidding,? I know what can go wrong."
Since you mentioned fishing with plastic explosives here is a little Louisiana, USA fishing story. Boudreaux, a Cajun living in south Louisiana took an old friend fishing in the swamp. The friend now worked for Wildlife and Fisheries Commission as a game warden. After a while of not catching anything, Boudreaux reached in his tackle box, pulled out a stick of dynamite, lite the fuse and threw it in the water. After the explosion, as he was gathering the fish his friend went off on him about the abuse of their friendship. How he was going to be hated by everyone for arresting his best friend while they were fishing. After a while of listening to his fiend’s rant Boudreaux reached into the tackle box, got another stick of dynamite, lite the fuse and handed it to his friend, and ask, “well now, issa you gonna talk or issa you gonna fish?”
Wildlife and Fisheries has such an appalling reputation for encouraging hunting and doing so little to help wildlife, I am surprised the Official wasn't the one selling the explosive.
Had to subscribe after the "lease a girlfriend" segment. Top level dance skills right there. Danced around that topic to get your point across perfectly. Well played. Some guys pick up a convertible when the lease is up others pick up a redhead. Note to self. Get a yacht. I have a 25 ft sailboat which might qualify me for a salvaged titled girl.. I think they are called divorce certificates....
Just finally caught this episode, absolutely love it! I love having you do a general Q&A now and then, extremely informative and a lot of fun to watch!
it wasn't embarrassment , it was "Hmm , should I disclose this dirty little rich man's secret of 'if you have a contract prostitution is legal' to the world ??" ... It was hesitancy
Like many others I seemed to have randomly found your channel but am enjoying it. As for the nuclear yacht question while the terrorist angle is a valid one considering the quality of fuel such a small reactor would have to use I would think the money alone even for the type of person who can won a Super Yacht would be more limiting: Materials of construction. You need shielding which is heavy so normal yacht hulls probably won’t do. Special licensed and trained crew. The reactor itself would have to be licensed and inspected regularly Normal shipyards couldn’t work on it Most ports wouldn’t let you enter. If you can afford an Super Yacht you can afford a lot but I think the cost to build and operate it would tax even them. From one of you other videos there are several systems I can think of that would be classified as anti-missile systems but may not be classified as “weapons”, chaf, flares, laser and radar jamming, as well as materials of construction of the hull. So I guess a Yacht could have what someone refers to as an anti-missile system onboard and not technically be armed depending on a whole lot of very confusing international laws.
In America, in every state. You can hire woman or man to make pornography movies. So basically prostitution is legal in every state, as long there is an additional person recording. Things too know!
Great channel, Question. How safe are these Superyachts in bad weather with their huge glass doors and windows? as opposed to ships with small portholes and stormproof high sill watertight doors? (sorry don't know the correct term, I'm a landlubber :)
Many of these owners are ultra rich, but also time poor. It takes a week or two to cross the Atlantic. That time could be spent doing something else... like running their companies, attending business meetings & conferences, going shopping in Monaco, meeting other VIPs & heads of state, playing golf, etc. Let the help sail your yacht across to Barbados, while you go to Davos to rub shoulders with Bill & Prince Charles. Then the day before it arrives, you take a first class flight or private jet across...
Yea...I'd probably do it once or twice, but pretty sure it would become tedious....unless ofc your boat is filled with some of those "escorts" he was talking about)
Thanks 4 all your content, it’s been really informative during the pandemic. The World was parked outside Keelung Taiwan Evergreen hotel a few years ago, it was an amazing ship seeing it for 2 days. We also bumped into their residents at the night markets and they were way over dressed for the environment. Stay safe and healthy to all.
Very articulate and well spoken! Really interesting and informative! A lifestyle of which I have no concept of living, so your in-depth description is fascinating! Thank you for sharing!
If you're payin' 20K per month for her to give you the girlfriend experience she's your girlfriend. Unless ya wanna introduce her as "My assistant."--wink, wink--. Heh, heh.
15:40 so it's like leasing compared to purchasing a car, just for wifes Why get a one wife cor life when u can just get them for 1-2 yrs N no divorce settlement
I met a divorced Canadian trucker a few years ago who had a 45' sailboat he had bought dirt cheap in an auction, and he told me that every winter he would fly to Florida where me kept it, and then sail it around the Caribbean for three or four months, picking up women along the way who want to party their way from island to island. He said he always had at least one hot chick walking around his boat topless or buck naked. Every port of call, some would come and go, and by the time he put it back in storage, he would've had a good dozen or more traveling with him over the winter, with no strings attached.
also, they will position themselves up sun of you in other words.. you would have to be looking into the sun to try and see them ie.. you won't they're very "tactical"
Along the lines of the “escort....” question I would also like to know about the “drugs” situation onboard a super yacht. I bet it snows all year round
A friend of mine who has captained various yachts says that drugs are not as prevalent as you may think. Remember all those random boardings and inspections? Well if law enforcement finds drugs, they will seize and impound the yacht. That’s an expensive price to pay for some drugs. At least that’s how it is in the US. In places like Indonesia, you get the death penalty. Don’t know how it is in international waters...
Edwin Park Boats dont generally get inspected in international waters, its only when you enter national waters. And yeah drugs on your boat is a very bad idea, if you get caught you could be tried for smuggling. And you'll most likely lose your boat since its considered the tool for the crime. Whats more likely is that drugs are used on-board while at port. And then everything is cleaned when its time to leave. Then get new drugs at the next port. Carrying them with you would be dumb as fuck
Very interesting and informative. You do a very professional and entertaining job of giving us landlubbers a peek into a completely different lifestyle.
Superb really interesting! Keep up the great work! Being just a normal person seems to be more interesting! Being a Billionaire seems to be like being in a golden cage!! Freedom is being content, which I suspect these rich guys and gals never are!! Love the normality of Mr eSysman in his rich World!
"The gun laws in the U.S. are very lax, if you can even call them gun laws." Well, Union Jacker, that's by design. Those same guns got us away from your rule, as I recall. We prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery. Thanks for noticing.
They're called extremely "expensive girlfriends" that will hang around as long as the money, clothes, gifts, etc... keep coming their way. Cut them off of these "gifts" and they'll move on to the next "buyer." And they're a little like a Pro Football Player - they have a pretty short career because there's always a younger, less beat up replacement ready to take their job.
True, but compare that with the costs of having a wife. They expect money, clothes and gifts as well. Now throw in healthcare costs....and alimony if she's turning you down and you want some sex. You can lose one of your houses (in the case of these ultra rich guys) and so much more to include your kids. Hell, renting it is FAR cheaper than buying it when you factor in all the costs. AND, if you rent it, you know you're going to get what you want.....every time with the pro's.....
Thank you for doing these. Very informative and you are very well spoken and personable. One question would be about the engines; how large are these things? And the fuel storage has to be massive.
This was great ! Informative as per usual. Can you comment on Ecstasea side swiping the bridge in St Maarten yesterday and the fire in Miami? Interested in your views.
Well yes they are actually. Being on the water is the very definition of Going Your Own Way. Nobody can come and bother you, knock on your door to sell you insurance you don't need or whatever. Look up the concept of "yacht time" to see what I mean
As a retired Master Mariner (15 years British Merchant Navy) then ashore in container industry in Australia , very much enjoy your talks on Super Yachts. Looking forward to the next one. Regards Kongoni 14
So it does exist. Something like contracts for people who just be on guard for their money... It's a common trick this days to choose a rich man to marry and then decide to divorce and demand Money (Immaguy)
This is so pathetic because full of clichés. There are all kinds of people with money. Some are stuffy. Some like to party. Some are crooks. Some are big crooks. Can an old guy with money get a bunch of young women? Absolutely.
The word "Caribbean" is not a noun. Caribbean Sea, Caribbean Islands, Caribbean folk, Caribbean sky, Caribbean culture, Caribbean traffic, but not "the Caribbean" without a noun followin the word. Minus 3 points. The Caribbean what? Same way "Atlantic" is not a noun. Atlantic treaty, Atlantic travel, Atlantic Ocean. Atlantic what? Minus another three points. Why didn't you think of these things on your own without my havin to do so much work to set things straightly?
@@YachtReport "pedant (n.) 1580s, "schoolmaster," from French pédant (1560s) or directly from Italian pedante, literally "teacher, schoolmaster," Always the original meanin is the valid one.
You've mentioned in previous videos that yachts are required to broadcast AIS, but I often see that many do not, particularly those owned by Middle East royalty. What are the requirements or reasons why a vessel may or may not broadcast its AIS location?
Part of the contracts would be void in a court of law due to fact that one cannot be contracted to have sex and prenups in a marriage are not worth the paper they are written on and can easily be nullified. Better to not get involved with anyone on the boat and just visit a brothel near the docks.
It would be UNWISE for one of these "ladies" to cross a man who has the means to buy a mega yacht, private jet, and probably several large homes. She is a commodity.....she offers a service and the contract guarantees he gets what he paid for. I don't think any of these "ladies" would push the issue of being a "common law" wife with these guys. It probably wouldn't be very........"healthy".
As an owner of a 31 foot sailboat - I saw "The World" in San Diego some years ago. It is a very clever way to live - as I like to think of it as a condo purchase. A condo that moves from city to city. Wonderful idea.
Super interesting you’d purchase an apartment on that liner. I’ve known about it for some time now. I must say you did a comprehensive explanation of how a hooker is booked buy the rich. A lot longer than most can handle. Your descriptions were/are very cordial for the meek. I envy your past experiences.
No guns allowed onboard? So what about all yachts who actually have their own armed safety crew? Which is extremely important more now then ever before when you are travelling around the world!
If you see armed security crew on a boat in harbor, that crew is hired locally and the weapons are their property. In international waters in areas of high piracy you can hire a security team, they bring their weapons with them and take them away when they leave BEFORE the yacht leaves international waters. There are never any guns on any yacht that belong to the yacht when it is traveling internationally.
This was a superb Q+A. I really liked your knowledge and your answers. Very proffesional. I am looking forward to seeing your other videos. Best wishes from the Dominican republic. Thanks.
learnt a fair bit here! quite the sailors life you're having! thanks for the insight. im gonna check out more of your content. curious about incidents with piracy on the high seas! you said there are no firearms onboard. how to the billionaires fend off the scallywags?
When I worked on cruise ships as Casino Manager, I used to literally pray for rough seas, my first Atlantic crossing from Lisbon to Ft Lauderdale ànd we were in a storm for 4 days, we had 27 ft sea and the spray went over the entire ship we had 27 Windows were broken, I absolutely loved it.
What were the biggest ocean you have ever been on? Have you ever been worried about your boat being sunk by the ocean? Has your boat ever been threatened by armed pirates? How did you deal with them?
If the owner has pets (dog, cat, bird) how are they protected to not jump in the sea? What does the crew do with their "waste"? (sorry I'm not fluent in English)
Unfortunately though gun laws are different in each state so you really need to check the laws before you sail. An example would be a boat with clay pigeon (skeet) guns, if you sailed to either New York or Washington you could be arrested as long guns (rifles) are illegal in both these areas.
I’m glad this vid got more than 1 million views .. an ordinary Joe sharing his passion. I have noticed how his skill level has improved month by month ...
I saw a hefty Russian billionaire at an aquapark in Cyprus who was attended by two inconceivably beautiful and voluptuous young Russian women. I was reliably informed they were his 'paid companions', although it barely needed to be said, him being around 60 and less than handsome, and them being around 25 and absolutely stunning. His yacht was moored off the coast nearby, and was obviously not the result of an economy drive on his part. Frankly, I can think of worse situations to be in than his, although he didn't radiate the kind of fulfilled contentment one may have expected. Perhaps he was exhausted.
@@timh1187 Ha ha, I'm the same as you Timothy, barely any spare weight, mainly due in my place to being terrorised and persecuted by this 5' tall tyrant to the point where food is the last thing on my mind, but also have been unable to gain weight due to some of the most appalling, often downright dangerous food a man has ever come home to.
@@timh1187 Ha ha ha ha. I sent some of my alleged 'dinner' to be analysed and the lab said it wasn't from this planet, confirming my suspicion that she's a reptilian.
As I was watching this videos my wife walked over and asked me why am I watching this videos when I will never own a yacht? I bet an escort would never ask a question like that. I need an escort, forget about the yacht.
Nope - never.... Sell the house...??
So your wife's a realist? Get real with her :D
And at that moment Joe Poe's priorities became clear. It was as if an angel suddenly appeared on his shoulder and whispered the answer into his ear. Go get 'em Joe Poe!
Joe Poe upgrade your escort to a focus
lol
I'm a photographer, as my screen name suggests, I know a model who crews on a sailboat every weekend in the summer. She and three other models do this for a wealthy guy in his 70s. Part of the deal is that she and the other models don't wear anything while they are on the water. She didn't tell me if anything else was part of the arrangement.
Could have seen that Guy a few years ago in saint tropez as we passed by in my boat and i was thinking why the hell is he there just reading his paper when these girls were roaming about the boat naked................it was a catamaran though sure hes not the only one )))))
In your opinion and interiors aside, which company consistently produces the best quality finish to their yacht builds when it comes to exterior fixtures & fittings including equipment to operate them?
Maybe Lurssen or Feadship. Yachts are usually of the highest possible quality
3:40 A question from "Ben Dover", really?? Bend over, come on! I can only imagine some of Ben Dover's other questions. Haha
Haha yeah i can't believe he didn't pick up on that its old as lol
His wife Ilean Dover put him up to it
Aviation LOL I think someone was having a laugh!
@@pacificblueit8519 of course he picked it up. He's educated, smooth and suave.
@@evilgunz7078 If his wife is Asian her name would be Irene Dover.
Docked in Canada while on Royal Caribbean cruise and The World docked next to us. Amazing. Read up a lot on it and each tenants apartment. Insane. 😮
“At the end of these contract” .....
I thought he was gonna say
“They get thrown overboard”
Instead of saying the girls retire
There "Dispatched " lol
What happens if a crew member dropped the name of a pass gusts Would you be fired or reprimanded
"I don't pay the prostitutes to come to my house... I pay them to leave"
whores are great no dinner
Prostitutes and lawyers like to be paid in advance.
I pay them for me to come at my house.
You pay them to leave you alone.
So you pay alimony?
Yacht owner met his wife through one of those agencies. Guess she liked his personality
samlol23 Yes, unironically. If she didn’t like his personality and he didn’t like her personality, he didn’t have to marry her, just keep ordering her from the agency.
@@tophan5146 my point was that it was most likely not his personality that attracted her.
m but to him to like her, they must’ve been compatible on some level. He must’ve been having a good time, good conversations, mutual understanding etc.
It’s difficult for escort to fake since a billionaire is used to everyone trying to suck up to him and rip him off.
Of course we don’t know, and it’s possible she just married him only for his money, but I wouldn’t be so quick to exclaim that this is for sure what happened. It’s quite possible that the attraction was mutual.
@m, Sure she may have faked it and played a game just to get to his money, similarly how some men only pretend love to have sex. But I wouldn’t be so sure as to proclaim that “if he wasn’t rich she wouldn’t even go on a date with him”. Being a yacht owning billionaire is on a different level than rich kid who inherited it or won a lottery. The guy is immensely powerful, manages probably thousands of people, must have been very smart and had very strong character to accomplish it etc. Being the person who risen to the top of the game is attractive in itself.
lol
I found it amusing that you wouldn't want to own your own boat. I used to have a horse ranch in Tucson AZ. I was close enough to my Vet to ride my horses over to have them looked after. I asked him once why he didn't have his own horses, he said " are you kidding,? I know what can go wrong."
Of course, they sign contracts! I can't imagine any powerful man blindly giving some hottie the power to destroy him. *Elliot Spitzer enters the chat*
"Client #9 has entered the chat room"
Super yacht owners get their "girlfreinds" from Jeffery. Jeff's not answering his phone anymore.
That's ok, Ms. Maxwell is taking his calls.
@David Bryant "He -suicided- arkancided himself"
Fixed that for you :)
curlybrownk9 you can always call Randy Andy...oh that’s right he doesn’t party!
@@joannedavis1991 haha, he sweats to much, plus his mom grounded him.
Andy wouldn't get such a woman for you. He's too honourable.
“Ben Dover asks” 😂😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment.
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Here for this comment
forbello are you related to Neal Dover
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The have’s and the have yachts.
Winston Wolfe very clever. I wish I could like this more than once.
@@JulieWallis1963 I plagiarized it from Jeff Gundlach, but thanks anyway :)
I'm at home in #washingtonstate #pnw thank you for that laugh 🤣
You won the internet today. Happy New Year 🥳
Since you mentioned fishing with plastic explosives here is a little Louisiana, USA fishing story. Boudreaux, a Cajun living in south Louisiana took an old friend fishing in the swamp. The friend now worked for Wildlife and Fisheries Commission as a game warden. After a while of not catching anything, Boudreaux reached in his tackle box, pulled out a stick of dynamite, lite the fuse and threw it in the water. After the explosion, as he was gathering the fish his friend went off on him about the abuse of their friendship. How he was going to be hated by everyone for arresting his best friend while they were fishing. After a while of listening to his fiend’s rant Boudreaux reached into the tackle box, got another stick of dynamite, lite the fuse and handed it to his friend, and ask, “well now, issa you gonna talk or issa you gonna fish?”
Is he on that show on animal planet?
Swamp people?? 🤣
Wildlife and Fisheries has such an appalling reputation for encouraging hunting and doing so little to help wildlife, I am surprised the Official wasn't the one selling the explosive.
We u
We used a to call it expanding bait
Rich history. Thanks!
"No Cyril, when they're DEAD they're just HOOKERS!"
A man of culture :"D lmfao
Grey....Sad to know that series is over. : ( Loved me some Archer!!!!
@@TheGryxter agreed
Wow that was amazing, not many prostitutes have been able to let me finish in front of my mother - jeu monegasque
@@xandertje 🤣
Had to subscribe after the "lease a girlfriend" segment. Top level dance skills right there. Danced around that topic to get your point across perfectly. Well played. Some guys pick up a convertible when the lease is up others pick up a redhead. Note to self. Get a yacht. I have a 25 ft sailboat which might qualify me for a salvaged titled girl.. I think they are called divorce certificates....
Just finally caught this episode, absolutely love it! I love having you do a general Q&A now and then, extremely informative and a lot of fun to watch!
If you have a £150million boat, the hot girls wont be far away 🤣😂
Andy Gouriet but you better believe they still wanna get that $$$
only an amex black card invoice away...
Female hypergamy.
Andy Gouriet wallet sniffers useless
Like flys to shit
12:55 I showed this segment to my wife, and we both enjoyed his genuine embarrassment explaining escorts and relationship contracts. :)
A lot of them are c/b celebrities
it wasn't embarrassment , it was "Hmm , should I disclose this dirty little rich man's secret of 'if you have a contract prostitution is legal' to the world ??" ... It was hesitancy
@@shure46 How do you become , a deckhand and if a guy got a job on boat could they get medair , to get to boat !!
@@deat451 yup, some have even spoken of spending 3 days with someone for 50,000US Dollars lol.
Like many others I seemed to have randomly found your channel but am enjoying it. As for the nuclear yacht question while the terrorist angle is a valid one considering the quality of fuel such a small reactor would have to use I would think the money alone even for the type of person who can won a Super Yacht would be more limiting:
Materials of construction. You need shielding which is heavy so normal yacht hulls probably won’t do.
Special licensed and trained crew.
The reactor itself would have to be licensed and inspected regularly
Normal shipyards couldn’t work on it
Most ports wouldn’t let you enter.
If you can afford an Super Yacht you can afford a lot but I think the cost to build and operate it would tax even them.
From one of you other videos there are several systems I can think of that would be classified as anti-missile systems but may not be classified as “weapons”, chaf, flares, laser and radar jamming, as well as materials of construction of the hull. So I guess a Yacht could have what someone refers to as an anti-missile system onboard and not technically be armed depending on a whole lot of very confusing international laws.
In America, in every state.
You can hire woman or man to make pornography movies.
So basically prostitution is legal in every state, as long there is an additional person recording.
Things too know!
Can the 3rd person be a tripod?
@@marcbee1234
No, but live streaming will fit the bill...
it has always been legal to MAKE a porn, its just not been legal to distribute porn
@@12mikeg12
Why do you think there is so much free porn?
AMERICA you have love THIS place. MONEY talks.
So the term "boats and hoes" seems to be like an actual profitable idea.. 🤔 Hmmmm
Maybe they're talking bout the navy lol
Yeah, escorts you peasant. This is a classy set-up.
Ray Reyes Yeah, they escort your money, out of your wallet! 😃
@@jacksbackable 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
Shut up and take my money!
If you pay you can have three....
HOOKERS MATE ,
Thanks for the tip about the apartment on a 'cruise' ship. It sounds like an easy way to explore and relax and probably far more affordable.
Fantastically done and I appreciate your professionalism. I can see why your career has been extensive.
All the best to you and yours!
Great channel, Question. How safe are these Superyachts in bad weather with their huge glass doors and windows? as opposed to ships with small portholes and stormproof high sill watertight doors? (sorry don't know the correct term, I'm a landlubber :)
She not yours, it’s just your turn.
Bravo Brother bravo!
@@ridjdpoi7223 Bravo Brother Bravo!
MovieMuscle exactly better go lick a public toilet ,no thanks
Has a Yacht you were working on ever been attacked by pirates? If so what was you and your crews response? Is there a protocol for this type of thing?
This doesn't happen on an American Boat--we have guns---THAT is our protocol.....LOL.....
@@chadhaire1711 Fkn nutcases.
Imagine being able to afford a super yacht and not be on board for something as awesome as crossing the Atlantic..
Right
Like anything else, once you've done it once or twice, it loses its charm. Getting there is no longer half the fun.
But then you will have to imagine having a private jet and not using it to cross the ocean
Many of these owners are ultra rich, but also time poor. It takes a week or two to cross the Atlantic. That time could be spent doing something else... like running their companies, attending business meetings & conferences, going shopping in Monaco, meeting other VIPs & heads of state, playing golf, etc. Let the help sail your yacht across to Barbados, while you go to Davos to rub shoulders with Bill & Prince Charles. Then the day before it arrives, you take a first class flight or private jet across...
Yea...I'd probably do it once or twice, but pretty sure it would become tedious....unless ofc your boat is filled with some of those "escorts" he was talking about)
Found this by accident. A great watch.
"He liked her and used her" only rich men could say that....
Hey she used him too, got paid well for it, made contacts for future jobs and probably got some presents along the way she can resell.
Thanks 4 all your content, it’s been really informative during the pandemic. The World was parked outside Keelung Taiwan Evergreen hotel a few years ago, it was an amazing ship seeing it for 2 days. We also bumped into their residents at the night markets and they were way over dressed for the environment. Stay safe and healthy to all.
Who googled Cinderella Escorts after seeing it haha
Cheesey McCheese: Is that one L or two ?
@@moltderenou One "L" stands for liar. If you've ever watched John Wayne's "The Train Robbers" you'll know what that means.
Um, me...
Very articulate and well spoken!
Really interesting and informative!
A lifestyle of which I have no concept of living, so your in-depth description is fascinating!
Thank you for sharing!
You might not want to use the word "dispatched" for the ex contract girlfriends. Surely that's happened too though..
Yea, I feel he could have said "the contract is not renewed, and new arrangements were made with a different service provider".
@@supercheese7033 even replaced sounds better than dispatched, lol
Not girlfriends if you have to hire them.
paid actors
They are all paid actors. Some are just more up front about it.
If you're payin' 20K per month for her to give you the girlfriend experience she's your girlfriend. Unless ya wanna introduce her as "My assistant."--wink, wink--. Heh, heh.
@@GTLees when you pay a girl 20-30k there pretty much whatever you want them to be
: Prostitute : a persone who engages in sexual activities for payment.
Ps: no discrimination.
15:40 so it's like leasing compared to purchasing a car, just for wifes
Why get a one wife cor life when u can just get them for 1-2 yrs
N no divorce settlement
I don't know how I got here, but I learned a lot and enjoyed every minute. Cheers.
I met a divorced Canadian trucker a few years ago who had a 45' sailboat he had bought dirt cheap in an auction, and he told me that every winter he would fly to Florida where me kept it, and then sail it around the Caribbean for three or four months, picking up women along the way who want to party their way from island to island. He said he always had at least one hot chick walking around his boat topless or buck naked. Every port of call, some would come and go, and by the time he put it back in storage, he would've had a good dozen or more traveling with him over the winter, with no strings attached.
@ I don't think it's so much an exchange as a win/win.
was he bangin' tho?
That guys name Sparrow, right? He's got an eye patch?
Ok got it. Must buy big boat. Sail to Florida. Pick up "crew".
Slappy a
In America, we have a right to bear arms...that makes us citizens. In most other countries you are subjects. Huge difference, I'll take America!
You're welcome to it.
as for the periscope question, i am a submariner and if we are watching you i can assure you, you wont ever see our scope lol
It doesn't stick out of the water then, some scope you use. 😞😁
@@Puzzoozoo The optics on modern scopes mean you can observe things from a distance they can't observe you.
also, they will position themselves up sun of you
in other words.. you would have to be looking into the sun to try and see them
ie.. you won't
they're very "tactical"
Along the lines of the “escort....” question I would also like to know about the “drugs” situation onboard a super yacht. I bet it snows all year round
I have 20 words for snow - like an eskimo
kate bush has 50 words for snow
Richard Patton snows all year round especially on women’s breasts and arses
A friend of mine who has captained various yachts says that drugs are not as prevalent as you may think. Remember all those random boardings and inspections? Well if law enforcement finds drugs, they will seize and impound the yacht. That’s an expensive price to pay for some drugs. At least that’s how it is in the US. In places like Indonesia, you get the death penalty. Don’t know how it is in international waters...
Edwin Park Boats dont generally get inspected in international waters, its only when you enter national waters. And yeah drugs on your boat is a very bad idea, if you get caught you could be tried for smuggling. And you'll most likely lose your boat since its considered the tool for the crime.
Whats more likely is that drugs are used on-board while at port. And then everything is cleaned when its time to leave. Then get new drugs at the next port. Carrying them with you would be dumb as fuck
I find plastic grenades make great stocking stuffers and the kids just love them!
i watched the whole vid.... wow, very enjoyable
"ben dover" calls moe every night ;P
Very interesting and informative. You do a very professional and entertaining job of giving
us landlubbers a peek into a completely different lifestyle.
Have you ever had electrical malfunctions rendering the GPS inoperable leaving you to sail with charts
Superb really interesting! Keep up the great work! Being just a normal person seems to be more interesting! Being a Billionaire seems to be like being in a golden cage!! Freedom is being content, which I suspect these rich guys and gals never are!! Love the normality of Mr eSysman in his rich World!
Well put!!!
I'd be willing to give it a try. At least it's not as bad as being a celebrity and having everyone recognize you.
Being famous is a pain in the arse I reckon. Groupies are cool though obviously.
Best to be ultra rich but unknown
"The gun laws in the U.S. are very lax, if you can even call them gun laws." Well, Union Jacker, that's by design. Those same guns got us away from your rule, as I recall. We prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery. Thanks for noticing.
As you recall? Damn you must be old!
eSysman LOL! Ok, let me rephrase that! “As you may have read...”
Loved this video. How does a captain deal with owners or guests expecting “personal services” from crew?
I wouldn't expect a response on this one......
Any captain worth 10 cents would simply refuse! If they want a prostitute they need to hire one. I have no problem with that.
They're called extremely "expensive girlfriends" that will hang around as long as the money, clothes, gifts, etc... keep coming their way. Cut them off of these "gifts" and they'll move on to the next "buyer."
And they're a little like a Pro Football Player - they have a pretty short career because there's always a younger, less beat up replacement ready to take their job.
True, but compare that with the costs of having a wife. They expect money, clothes and gifts as well. Now throw in healthcare costs....and alimony if she's turning you down and you want some sex. You can lose one of your houses (in the case of these ultra rich guys) and so much more to include your kids. Hell, renting it is FAR cheaper than buying it when you factor in all the costs. AND, if you rent it, you know you're going to get what you want.....every time with the pro's.....
Go on own up how many of you googled the two adverts that flashed about the the call girls to see what they were like? HaHa
Lol yup and they were very interesting. HaHa
No billionaire here but I wish my wife signed something 10 years ago, lmao!
Thank you for doing these. Very informative and you are very well spoken and personable. One question would be about the engines; how large are these things? And the fuel storage has to be massive.
Who else Google "Cinderella Escorts"?
Anyone else think of John McAfee when he mentioned a rich guy marrying an escort?
yeah after looking the site i realize how poor i truly am x'D
This was great ! Informative as per usual. Can you comment on Ecstasea side swiping the bridge in St Maarten yesterday and the fire in Miami? Interested in your views.
Yes please!
Look how they massacred my boy Ecstasea :-(
Not an important damage for the bridge Worlks fine ok few years ago thé russian owner of ectasea pay himself to enlarge
@@georgesseaga4545 What?!
So boat owners are mgtow. Lol
Well yes they are actually. Being on the water is the very definition of Going Your Own Way. Nobody can come and bother you, knock on your door to sell you insurance you don't need or whatever.
Look up the concept of "yacht time" to see what I mean
As a retired Master Mariner (15 years British Merchant Navy) then ashore in container industry in Australia , very much enjoy your talks on Super Yachts. Looking forward to the next one. Regards Kongoni 14
BOB! They are called Escorts.
Priceless!
2:56 ... that's awesome!! :) calm seas all the way across!!! :)
For your next video could you wear a shirt with a larger Polo logo?
Haha I'l try
So it does exist. Something like contracts for people who just be on guard for their money... It's a common trick this days to choose a rich man to marry and then decide to divorce and demand Money
(Immaguy)
Not only an excellent source of technical knowledge about boats, satellites, navigation systems but also relationships.
Dispatched? like swim with fishes?
Noooo I meant sent home.
My old captain said 'its time to take out the trash'.
Yes, Monaco has a lot of prostitutes, gold diggers, etc. that are targeting the multimillionaires and billionaires that live there.
Most of these girls are terrible at their jobs, and the ones that aren't feel entitled to ridiculous money unfortunately
And they all look heavily used😂
Ben Dover is married to Ilean Dover.
Boat Axe Ben Dover is the nephew of Wayne Curlewis
Get out
Bark and Ben are brothers....last name Dover
Ha! Ha! Thanks I needed that
Is she related to Ida Mann who is also married to Mike Hunt formally married to Amanda Hugenkiss?
This is so pathetic because full of clichés. There are all kinds of people with money. Some are stuffy. Some like to party. Some are crooks. Some are big crooks. Can an old guy with money get a bunch of young women? Absolutely.
The word "Caribbean" is not a noun. Caribbean Sea, Caribbean Islands, Caribbean folk, Caribbean sky, Caribbean culture, Caribbean traffic, but not "the Caribbean" without a noun followin the word. Minus 3 points. The Caribbean what? Same way "Atlantic" is not a noun. Atlantic treaty, Atlantic travel, Atlantic Ocean. Atlantic what? Minus another three points. Why didn't you think of these things on your own without my havin to do so much work to set things straightly?
Is pedantic a noun?
@@YachtReport Way to shift the blame, slacker. "Thank you" were the right response for someone of your status.
@@YachtReport "pedant (n.)
1580s, "schoolmaster," from French pédant (1560s) or directly from Italian pedante, literally "teacher, schoolmaster," Always the original meanin is the valid one.
You've mentioned in previous videos that yachts are required to broadcast AIS, but I often see that many do not, particularly those owned by Middle East royalty. What are the requirements or reasons why a vessel may or may not broadcast its AIS location?
The contract is like a prenup so the woman can't get 50% of his wealth as a defacto.
Doesn't work though. Common law marriage means the government doesn't give you a choice.
Part of the contracts would be void in a court of law due to fact that one cannot be contracted to have sex and prenups in a marriage are not worth the paper they are written on and can easily be nullified. Better to not get involved with anyone on the boat and just visit a brothel near the docks.
It would be UNWISE for one of these "ladies" to cross a man who has the means to buy a mega yacht, private jet, and probably several large homes. She is a commodity.....she offers a service and the contract guarantees he gets what he paid for. I don't think any of these "ladies" would push the issue of being a "common law" wife with these guys. It probably wouldn't be very........"healthy".
@@tidefanyankee2428 Agree.
Good session. AHA: floating condominiums. That seems a much better thing than 'time sharing' yachts.
As an owner of a 31 foot sailboat - I saw "The World" in San Diego some years ago. It is a very clever way to live - as I like to think of it as a condo purchase. A condo that moves from city to city. Wonderful idea.
Until Covid 19
"Model" love the air quote!
I have two actually, canoes, it's the escort thing I'm interested about. Very informative
Where is the line between your responsibility in command of the vessel and the will of the owner onboard?
Geoff Fleming , Captain is first, if not then Captain will be first off next Port of Call
That's a great quote.
eSysman , thanks. I know as I am a Captain as well.
Super interesting you’d purchase an apartment on that liner. I’ve known about it for some time now.
I must say you did a comprehensive explanation of how a hooker is booked buy the rich. A lot longer than most can handle. Your descriptions were/are very cordial for the meek.
I envy your past experiences.
You must have gotten a little damp watching that segment....
A wise person once said that you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave.
Late entry: So, no guns, plastic explosive or grenades. I take it sneaking a Javelin on would be out of the question ? Firing Javelins is orgasmic.
No guns allowed onboard? So what about all yachts who actually have their own armed safety crew? Which is extremely important more now then ever before when you are travelling around the world!
If you see armed security crew on a boat in harbor, that crew is hired locally and the weapons are their property. In international waters in areas of high piracy you can hire a security team, they bring their weapons with them and take them away when they leave BEFORE the yacht leaves international waters. There are never any guns on any yacht that belong to the yacht when it is traveling internationally.
@@jaquigreenlees I've seen different...
Hey man, see my comment I just posted. Hope this helps!
@@jaquigreenlees Except yachts used by of heads of state I think (And some other exceptions...)
@@williamdrijver4141 The yachts used by heads of state are legally military vessels, with that exception to weapons laws.
Is it best to work on a small yacht or large yacht?
Jesse5068 small boat less people to service
Smaller yachts dont usually have a av tech. Which i think he does. He probably likes 100m plus.
If it floats, flies or fux... RENT IT!
True that if you can afford a yacht or plane fine but never buy it if it fucks
"If it has tits, tires, flies, floats, or fux it'll give you problems!"
Own them and rent them out !
@@wolfmantroy6601 We found Epstein y'all!!!
You read Bernie Ecclestone's book didn't ya.😎
Correction, when they're expensive they're called wives.
Pricy
This was a superb Q+A. I really liked your knowledge and your answers. Very proffesional. I am looking forward to seeing your other videos. Best wishes from the Dominican republic. Thanks.
Man the escort/girlfriend thing is really fucking sad.
learnt a fair bit here! quite the sailors life you're having! thanks for the insight. im gonna check out more of your content. curious about incidents with piracy on the high seas! you said there are no firearms onboard. how to the billionaires fend off the scallywags?
When I worked on cruise ships as Casino Manager, I used to literally pray for rough seas, my first Atlantic crossing from Lisbon to Ft Lauderdale ànd we were in a storm for 4 days, we had 27 ft sea and the spray went over the entire ship we had 27 Windows were broken, I absolutely loved it.
David, you are one son of the storm.
Lol
I just love wild weather too!
Dispatched! 😹
That sounds similar to thrown overboard.
Zakir Anderson 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 on to the next one, says both haha
Anyone feeling bad for the woman should consider how much she made in that year I'm sure it was way more than most people make.
Did you say $20k a month? Are there any Lady Yatch owners with a contract handy ?, Ah.... Just asking for a friend.
What were the biggest ocean you have ever been on? Have you ever been worried about your boat being sunk by the ocean? Has your boat ever been threatened by armed pirates? How did you deal with them?
The world cruise ship sounds awsome, never even knew such a thing existed.
Amazing.
If the owner has pets (dog, cat, bird) how are they protected to not jump in the sea? What does the crew do with their "waste"? (sorry I'm not fluent in English)
Just fence them off, easy to do with your garden as well (Animals are safe and no angry neighbours).
American gun laws...if you call them laws. We have gun laws, it states "own a gun" and an armed society is a polite society.
Unfortunately though gun laws are different in each state so you really need to check the laws before you sail. An example would be a boat with clay pigeon (skeet) guns, if you sailed to either New York or Washington you could be arrested as long guns (rifles) are illegal in both these areas.
@the SantasWS I am not anti-gun but gun ownership is not a God given right, these laws were created by mere mortals.
Get on a private jet then meets up with the boat ….??!! Such a waste man
I’m glad this vid got more than 1 million views .. an ordinary Joe sharing his passion. I have noticed how his skill level has improved month by month ...
California girls
I saw a hefty Russian billionaire at an aquapark in Cyprus who was attended by two inconceivably beautiful and voluptuous young Russian women. I was reliably informed they were his 'paid companions', although it barely needed to be said, him being around 60 and less than handsome, and them being around 25 and absolutely stunning.
His yacht was moored off the coast nearby, and was obviously not the result of an economy drive on his part.
Frankly, I can think of worse situations to be in than his, although he didn't radiate the kind of fulfilled contentment one may have expected. Perhaps he was exhausted.
You think you would be in amazing shape having a bunch of women around. I'm in good shape with just one.
@@timh1187 Ha ha, I'm the same as you Timothy, barely any spare weight, mainly due in my place to being terrorised and persecuted by this 5' tall tyrant to the point where food is the last thing on my mind, but also have been unable to gain weight due to some of the most appalling, often downright dangerous food a man has ever come home to.
@@Tampo-tiger lol sometimes I wonder if my gf purposely destroys my meal. Then makes bets with her friends to see is If will actually eat it or not.
@@timh1187 Ha ha ha ha. I sent some of my alleged 'dinner' to be analysed and the lab said it wasn't from this planet, confirming my suspicion that she's a reptilian.
You RocK! Thank you. Merry Christmas.
Have you ever worked on a yacht with a helicopter hangar or have any information on them?
MV Octopus has a hangar holding two helicopters
@@cletusfordwicke7608 I
if you can not have a firearm how do you protect the ship and crew
No homo, but I’m trying to get one of those contracts 🥳🤑
You do a great job explaining everything. Thank you