Daz Watches Man Who's In Love With A Car
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Imagine the neighbours like:
“Oh look, he’s f*cking his car again”
I would move out of my home as fast i can
@@johnny_evans. same
@@johnny_evans. lol
"HONEY!!!!, were gonna need to take the kids to the park again,
The neighbours f*ucking his car again.....seems intimate hes not wearing anything🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Get a garage, so gross.” 😂🤣
“People want new cars who have not been sexually harassed” 😂😂😂
Yes!! Yes we do!
Yep
XD😂🤣
I don’t
@@leannepoole3368 That's... Concerning
Daz: Is he asmuning the cars gender?!
Me: SO HES GAY?
Gay for a car. Now I'm really confused.
I read this as soon as Daz said it
@@xinpingdonohoe3978 we all are
He has to be bi
That is what I thought
I’m just imaging the camera men having to be there while he does his thing…. 😂😂
Oh my god imagine the look on their faces😂
Omg The Poor Camera Man Q^Q
@@ghosted_it734I WANNA SEE THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND THEIR REACTION TO THIS DUDE HAVING SEX WITH A CAR 😂
"tHis Is FuuUuuuCkiNg WEIIIIIRD"
Erin Alex Hey! Name twins
Erin x NAME TWINS!♥️
Erin Alex I opened the comments right as he said this and it was the first comment I saw 😂😂😂😂
Envious Green or the exhaust pipe
Envious Green yep imagine walking out of the house seeing that or bringing your girlfriend or boyfriend over and they see your neighbor which is him but your bf or gf be like let’s get the helll out of here
*lightning mcqueen has left the chat*
Mater (is that how you spell it bc it’s ironic af!) has kicked in 😂
Evie Xox Kerchoo
Herbie would feel so violated
Evie Xox Omg yassss
*Autobots have sped away in fear of this odd human*
I've googled the cause of objectophilia and some experts suggest that it's caused by childhood sexual abuse and stuff like that... so this is actually a lot darker than it might seem
Oh damn I bet it was the mother who doesnt seem to be in the picture or maybe a stranger
Oh absolutely, I totally believe most of the people on that show have some trauma for sure
All I have to say is oof
I actually have a friend, not a close friend, but a friend who has a relationship with his motorcycle. I’ve asked him about it and he said he feels an emotional and spiritual connection with it, like he went through some tough times and his bike was always there. He was in an abusive relationship and finally got away from the person and then moved on to the bike. He describes it kind of like the concept of a security blanket, except romantic and intimate.
“MAN!¡ is he assuming the cars gender”
“Is it weird that I find this adorable”
“I need to put some whiskey in here” *drinks from his cup*
Jesus Christ daz 😂 all your damn videos make me laugh wtf
same
😂 same
Dudes hilarious
Heda. mp4 sAmE 😂
Heda. mp4 😂😂😂😂
I bet a relationship with an elevator has serious ups and downs...
Sarah gtfo😂😂😂
I hate you 😂😂😂
Sarah 🤦♀️ 😂😂 noooooooo
Because a relationship with an elevator is another level
Commanda Bruda 🤦♀️ omg I laughed and cringed at this 😂😭
At 7:13 I got an ad that said “sell your car, for cash.” And I absolutely lost my shit 😃
I'm losing my shit imagining that moment
“Man?! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT CARS GENDER????!?!!!?!?!”💀💀💀 almost fell out of my chair💀💀💀
He really said “Why don’t we take this to the garage...”
NOOOO LMAOOO✋🏽😭😭😭
STOP WITH THESE STUPID JOKES JSGAJSGJESYAKSG
😏
🤚🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
WhErE?????
BRO WHYYYYY😭😭😭😭
"You like daddy steering you? Yeah? Want me to honk you? *honk* OHHH"😂😂😂😂😂 DAZ WHY 😂😂
Exa's Sanity that bit made me laugh so hard 😂😂
Ewan Mcloughlin Same😂😂😂
I feel threatened
Bumblebee but stronger I feel mentally Violated like everyone else who watched this man have a relationship with his car😂
He got dem nudes!
“Hey honk me😏”TOOK ME OUT
It’s “I’m in love with my car” to the next level.
The machine of a dream
“So tell me roger, what’s the sexiest part of a car?”
*rolls eyes* I’m just searching for these comments haha
SAME.😂
Obviously, his boi racer roll bar and the grease gun. He does have a thrill when the radials squeal though 😏😏😏😏
HAHAHAHHA
someone finally said it omg
* car dies and it's soul goes to heaven * car: God, I was assaulted by a man for my entire life......
- God: 😶 I give up on humanity
Hahahahaha
😂😂
LMAO
I made your 666 likes into 667 lol.
@@Frxzyn NOOO
I don't think I can understand how a person can ever have a sexual relationship with a car
Some experts believe the cause of objectophilia is childhood sexual abuse
Exhaust pipe 🤷♀️
@@marinKem😂
The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin'
Аnd the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
Аll I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Oooh, it's like a disease, son
I'm in love with my car
Got a feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy-racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
Told my girl I'd have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburettor
So, she made tracks, saying
"This is the end now"
"Cars don't talk back"
"They're just four-wheeled friends, now"
When I'm holding your wheel
Аll I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen
To no run-of-the-mill talk jive
I'm in love with my car
(In love with my car, in love with my car)
Got a feel for my automobile
I'm in love with my car
(In love with my car, in love with my car)
String back gloves in my automo-love
" Hey! Honk me" 😂 I lost it
Xclusive HC me too 😂
Bruhhh😭💀
“Oh crap baes gone”😂😂😂
Lmaoo 😂
3:26 “is it weird that I find this adorable? It is weird, it’s weird, it is.” 😭😭
Is it just me but when you’re sad you come to watch Daz right away
Me toooo
“I don’t tell a lot of people”......*goes on national tv*😂😂
Worse, it goes on RUclips...
Ohnoooo😭😭😭😂😂😂
@@fairyblu6929 national tv is worse
A
@@jensentrap9823 no it isn’t, I’m almost positive yt is
This man watches TopGear instead of Porn
Jess Strutt and shed and buried too
XD
*LMAOOOO*
I just imagine fapping to the cars on the show..mmkapwth0wlwpl
Car dealerships instead of strip clubs.
he fr listened to "I'm In Love With My Car" once and thought "i woke up and chose to be roger ;)"
bro like what does he do when the car has to be replaced
I love how Daz keeps trying to understand everything about the people during episodes like these.
That car isn’t red, it’s just permanently blushing
Joel Metcalfe 😂
Joel Metcalfe it was funny, but the cars orange.
I bet that a relationship with a roller coaster has its turns.
It would also have its ups and downs
Lol
Not so smooth
😐
It has its rough patches too
“He named his car chase”
Transformers: *cough cough*
*Transformers Rescue Bots* Chase: oh dear.. I do not consent.. chief Burns! I require some assistance
9:54 ah yes the 5th graders in the back of the bus
I love the idea of the cameramen in this being like *"YEAH LET'S GET SOME MORE SHOTS OF HIM TONGUING THE STEERING WHEEL"*
imagine you're on your way home from a long day at work. you're exited to catch up on your favourite shows while drinking a glass of whiskey. and you look out the window and see a man, ass out, thrusting furiously into his car's tailpipe... i'd never sleep again
That would be horrifying. Honestly.
I locked my car in the garage then taped a gun to its side the next day I found the guy bare naked with 6 rounds in him
That just would have made me more sleep deprived than i already am-
That just would have made me more sleep deprived than i already am-
@@RoSyA- I can tell your so sleep deprived u wrote the same comment twice
Daz: How- How do you- **had gestures** - why? You know what, I dont even want to know.... I dont wanna know.
***Aggressively slurping drink***
1:28 the car will honk for yes and honk twice for no, but of course he controls the honking.
I bet his ex would be pissing themselves.
"Hey, what happened to your boyfriend?"
"He left me for his car"
Bahahahha hahaha 😭🤣
his ex would be his toaster
@@urmom-su6ge 😂😂😂
Hhhhhh
@@urmom-su6ge my god hahahahaha
I wonder if he sees the Cars 2 as hentai or something
*Ka-chow* 😉😂
CDT D McDiarmid 😂
Car garages are their strip club
My childhood RUINED
Delilah Harter XDDDDD
6:25 Daz: the cars like…honk me. 🤣 BRO IK THIS IS 5 YEARS OLD BUT IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW
REAL HAHA
Guy: *kisses car*
Corona: *haha, you have underestimated me*
LOL
That is 😆
EL REFAI Jude thx! This was honestly just for jokes😂😂
p e a c h y lololololololololol
I my god 🤣
daz: i don’t think anything is weird anymore
daz, 4 minutes later: THiS Is FuCKiNg WEiRd
Madison Bennett 4:00
LOL I LOVE THIS VID when he’s saying about driving with a friend and he says want me to honk you HONK BAHAHAHAH 😂so funny snd great
I don't know why, but I really want to see this guy sing I'm in love with my car with Queen.
Not only in love with a car.. in love with a gay car?
I know. How lucky was he. Not just a car, but a gay one too. What are the chances I ask you.
DR4CO I don’t know if that makes it worse
But how do we know the car is gay? What if chase is really straight lol
hey it's 2019 🤷♀️
Yup😂
6:49 “oh crap bae’s gone” 😂😂😂
TFJ 😂😂
*well that’s that she’s dead 😂*
TFJ I read this the minute he said that
Wrinkly Xylophone same
Wrinkly Xylophone yup
When I thought of the name “Chase”, There are 2 things that come to mind:
The dog from Paw Patrol
And the contestant on Total Drama Island 2023 who cut the brakes off his ex girlfriends car.
Daz: "chase ain't a car name?😂"
Also DAZ: "CHASE ME"
🤣
Girlfriend dies
Daz: “Oh crap, bae’s gone.”
itskatie 1494 That’s unfortunate
Well oop...
"Are u assuming the cars gender?"
"How does the car give consent?"
Can't consent without a nervous system.
It crashes into the sign that says stop
feminist daz
like how umm does it umm have babies Xd IDONT WANT TO KNOW LOL
No one else makes me laugh as hard as Daz
7:25 Daz's RUclips suggestion: "can I borrow your breastmilk-" wtf 😭😂😂
Am I the only one who felt the car was silently screaming for help? 😂
Angie Gonzalez i am screaming for help but primus dosent hear me
Nope!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dying inside watching this while the car is screaming for help.
Angie Gonzalez - dead. i died. i’m dead
Lol
Angie Gonzalez I think we all were...xD
On the bright side.. at least it’s not a dog!
Lol
Grace Hines...OR A PAPAYA! 😂😝😂😝😂
-Belue- -Myst- nooo
Grace Hines TRUE
Grace Hines or a child!
4:18 that has me weakkkkk 🤣
Who else loves when Daz just yells in your ears when you have headphones on?
“Man? IS HE ASSUMING THE CARS GENDER?!?!” I’m dead rn
Burning Beast how did you write the comment then?
He gay
Ivy Campos great grammar
Me : *drinking a cup of milk*
Daz : what if he got in a car crash
Me: * thinking if the guy dies in the crash *
Daz: does the car die?
Me :* chokes on milk *
Ahahahh as long as it wasn't cow milk🥴
@@tamar4538 why...?
@Kim Taehyung you get milk from goats aswell
@Kim Taehyung army can be found everywhere 😂💜
@Kim Taehyung 😂😂 𝒐𝒐𝒇
Honey, honey, he’s f*cking his car once again.
That’s what happend
Him: I love you baby
Car: “ honk honk” HELP ME
"I'm fascinated and disturbed at the same time." - Daz
Me: Same.
saw this right as he said that lol
“But how does the car give consent?”
Me: is that all we’re worried about right now 😅😂😂
@George Floyd 😂😂😂
@George Floyd --
Yes!
I think I know the exhaust pipe and u know
we stan consent in relationships with cars
Daz: (car interpretation) "Hey, honk me
👁👄👁"
lmao 🤣 🤣
Do we need a funeral when he crashes it 🤣
I don't think he genuinely believes the car can feel anything, but rather it's just the strong desire to have a "relationship" where you don't have to worry about being hurt. As with any inanimate object, he's in total control. The car won't hurt him or leave him. Probably the result of trauma.
many people with objectaphilia know this, but also many genuinely believe the object can talk back to them, have feelings etc. Like they hear the voice of the object and such.
But like, the car CAN hurt him
honestly, I love how no one addressed that the man is in a gay relationship with a car. like, he chose the gender of the car. usually they make the cars girls and stuff but no this is CHASE and he's a HANDSOME MAN
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikr
“usually they make the cars girls” *USUALLY* hOW MANY CAR FUCKERS ARE THERE
@@starry7895 😂😂😂
starr y i am a car fucker and I make mine gender neutral 😤😤😤🤪🤪😎😎😎
has anyone ever noticed how daz pauses a vid just like a teacher litteraly on the play icon
😂😂litteraly kills me nah but when he does it hes✨ DAZZLING✨
took'im in love with my car' (roger taylor-queen) to a whole new level 💀💀
1 like = 1 car being saved from this man
Edit: woah so many cars saved you 259 ppl should be proud of ur selves u just saved 259 cars from brutal anal
Clorox Bleach 木 that's 24 cars saved
132 cars saved
😂
I want to brake his car and see his reaction
208 cars saved
Lightning McQueen has left the chat
Omg I'm wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you’ve made 3 comments
this comment deserves more recognition omg
Mater has entered the chat.
I love daz he is so funny and I love his personality and I wish I could be so confident like him I wish I could meet daz
your amazing dazz. so awesome
Not to get all solemn on everyone here, but having worked with psychiatry for some years now, one can clearly determine the pathology of this man's condition. He refers to the car as 'he' and with a male name, this would indicate that the individual is homosexual. However periodical research on objectophiles has indicated patients initially develop an attachment or deep connection to an inanimate object to avoid the reality of fulfilling that desire with an actual person. In other words it is an automatic defense mechanism of the subconscious mind to protect the conscious mind against totally manifesting the person's unbearable reality and the rejection, conflict and any other issues that may arise from being in a relationship with an actual human being. This usually stems from something within themselves that they cannot come to terms with, in this case presumably his homosexuality. An inanimate object may not grant as strong of a connection as with a person, but the subconsciousness has deemed it safer to direct it's love and desire towards something that cannot be emotionally motivated by anything but the own will of the patient himself
J F H M This is exactly what I thought, as well. It seems so lonely...
Thats what i thought but i didnt use fancy words
J F H M it’s better to love a car than be gay
Ninjason9 - You've obviously never tried being gay then 😂
I'd rather die
When he leans over the fender I guess you could call him a fender bender
Because of ur pun... Ur now my sibling
@@naenae602 step siblings 😉
Certified01 oh god
OML LOVELY. TEN OUT OF TEN.
Lmfao omg u made my day
8:15 lmaooooo that’s jokes
Nah F that! You can't tease me with strange evictions!😂 For real I would love to see that!
All I can think of is Queen's song "I'm in love with my car"
a machine of a dream
Same
It’s just a bit weird roger what exactly are you doing with that car 😂
Ellen Is Bored SUCH A CLEAN MACHINE
My first reaction 😊😊
I feel so bad for the people who had to film this
Just F'n Comics hahah yeh I know lol
and the people who had to edit it together
Well ig but it's not his fault he is attracted to a car or the camera people did this willingly so idc
I choked on my tea 😂💀
Lightning McQueen has been real quiet since this came out 🤣
this is what lightning mcqueen looks like now... feel old yet?
you’ve rUINED MY CHILDHOOD ARE YOU SORRY
allunah LMAOSOSBBW
I’m having déjà vu, I swear I’ve seen him react to this before!
Zion i am too i was so confused when I first saw what the title of the video was. Imma do a bit of searching
Julia T
Thx, tell me if you find anything!
Zion i didn't seem to find anything, sorry 😔. Maybe it's just a strong sense of deja vu? I get it all the time anyway
It was still nice talking to you Zion
Zion btw ur channel is very good and has a lot of potential! Why'd you stop uploading?
I don't think people have mentioned enough how amazing his outro song is!!! I want a full version 😍
6:25 "hey honk me" lol 😆
"Heyy.... honk me ;)" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dylan / Shittyrama 😂😂😂
Person: where is your roommate
Roommate: oh he’s outside kissing the car
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I get what you mean in a funny way LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cant believe my life has gotten to the point that i am sitting in bed at 3 in the morning watching a man making out with a car named Chase
0:14 , that tittle brings a whole new meaning to 'car enthusiast' xD
the way he's kissing the car is making me uncomfortable
Gum Breaker leave the video
Logic
Same
I relate
Gum Breaker This video makes me feel uncomfortable.
"This man is sexually attracted to his car"
*Roger Taylor has entered the chat*
So, Roger. What's the sexiest part of a car?
@@ntfc551 *NoT tHe CoFfEe MaChiNe*
SHSHSJSGSJDGSGZ
Omg 😂😂 _I'm in love with my car_
@@n0t_matilda263 ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN
The song I'm in love with my car has a whole new meaning now
Daz: I got a feeling nooooo
Me: dying with laughter
I- the amount of bug guts he must be licking off his car everyday 😭
🤢
that's what I was thinking ngl
or bird crap possibly
Or bird poop
☹️😩🤮🤢
6:26 *”Honk me”*
Had me laughing
What made me laugh was how does the car give consent?
Daz is so good at singing literally:)
4.20 the laugh he dose is evil😂
A relation ship with an elevator is another level 😂
😂😂😂😂
Hahahhahahahahahahahaahahhaah
LOLL😂
Haha so funny I cant stop laughing 😑
100 subs without any vids ! dad joke of the year
“I have a relationship with my car”
*almost every man in the world*
Roger Taylor is quacking.
Just A Potatwa IM IN LOVE WITH MY CARRRRRR
@@derpyscribbles4346 I GOT A FEEL, FOR MY AUTOMOBILE!
Lmfao
Uwu WHAT MEN DO YOU KNOW
I love my strange addictions and then when daz watches them and reacts to them it's so funny I love it
Daz I love your games you play like scary games every time you play scary maps when you screm it makes me laugh 😭😂😂😂😂
When he goes to the car wash
The cleaner: why is there kiss marks on your car
Nathaniel: ...
He would prolly be jealous because someone else makes his car wet
He probably washes the car himself
And then tries to fuck it
@@raidenriot he probably sticks it in the exhaust
@@creamii.8845 YOU GOT ME DEAD. PAHAHHA-😭✋
@@yumekojabami233 AYO