Daz Watches I Love Elderly Women

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @minecraft0819
    @minecraft0819 5 лет назад +4417

    Old lady- "I make my own😏"
    Daz-"YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM!!"

    • @The__mindscape-x1e
      @The__mindscape-x1e 5 лет назад +43

      God...I felt like I don’t know...I loved my life before I saw this...I saw it and I want to die

    • @youneszreika
      @youneszreika 5 лет назад +10

      Giggity eeeww

    • @phonixmsp382
      @phonixmsp382 5 лет назад +10

      he called it he said is she knitting a condom lol xD

    • @Marley_Jones
      @Marley_Jones 5 лет назад +4

      Weird Chicken I’ll do it for you 🤮

    • @lfcotooole
      @lfcotooole 5 лет назад +3

      Zac Harkness we all literally watched the same video makes no sense why you wrote it

  • @theegg8628
    @theegg8628 6 лет назад +2388

    “OH A SELFIE,since she’s been sitting all her life waiting for oil paintings...THAT MUST BE NEW” 😂

  • @kaylafaithspencer1078
    @kaylafaithspencer1078 5 лет назад +7775

    Daz: *i need to be open minded*
    *two minutes later*
    Daz: *my mind is a prison,it’s a prison and it’s on LOCKDOWN*

    • @emmaheart6599
      @emmaheart6599 5 лет назад +31

      KaylaFaith Spencer More like 30 secs later 😂😂

    • @sagethemushroom
      @sagethemushroom 5 лет назад +17

      Jailbreak!!!

    • @ggc4337
      @ggc4337 5 лет назад +9

      Not even 2 minutes more like 10 seconds

    • @ortology
      @ortology 5 лет назад +1

      Emma Heart 10 seconds actually

    • @emily.1762
      @emily.1762 4 года назад

      More like 30 seconds

  • @d3ath.x
    @d3ath.x 3 года назад +1962

    when she said “i felt a dripping down my leg” i had weetabix in my mouth🤢😭😭😭

    • @sharonwright2935
      @sharonwright2935 3 года назад +52

      And ThaTS on Un ApPetITe

    • @kyndalgarrett3175
      @kyndalgarrett3175 3 года назад +30

      That was the incontinence lol

    • @Emo.Princess
      @Emo.Princess 3 года назад +37

      Oh my god i would have vomited! 🤮🤣

    • @panchopistola8298
      @panchopistola8298 3 года назад +22

      Dude I almost barfed legit

    • @britthay19
      @britthay19 3 года назад +23

      Yeah that was the grossest thing I heard in the video i think, and there was a lot of gross things to choose from 🤢😷

  • @lilyg.5980
    @lilyg.5980 6 лет назад +4482

    "The man has slept with an entire retirement home..."
    DAZ UR TEA, I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fizzytea_
    @fizzytea_ 6 лет назад +5946

    "Aw, they're on a date on the tram. Amazing since her generation probably *built it* !"- Daz
    *W h e e z e*

    • @nikkinnom
      @nikkinnom 6 лет назад +35

      you just copied someone elses comment lmao

    • @Ashley-po3zm
      @Ashley-po3zm 6 лет назад +26

      That part got me, I had to pause and laughed for a good 5 minutes

    • @fizzytea_
      @fizzytea_ 6 лет назад +17

      RiP I didn't see someone else commented this, apologies.

    • @Ashley-po3zm
      @Ashley-po3zm 6 лет назад +31

      easteria right, because out of the 686k people that watched this, there couldn't possibly be two people with the same thought process huh?

    • @Ashley-po3zm
      @Ashley-po3zm 6 лет назад +24

      LazyGeekArtist don't apologize to that twat.

  • @ohapplesauce
    @ohapplesauce 6 лет назад +6458

    “Ah, they’re on a date on the tram; that’s amazing since her generation probably built it!”
    *_WHEEZE_*

  • @paprikaeater
    @paprikaeater 3 года назад +217

    They really took respecting the elderly to another level

  • @lilliegreenleaf7709
    @lilliegreenleaf7709 4 года назад +3762

    "I know they aren't hurting anyone..."
    But they're hurting my eyes.

    • @lilliegreenleaf7709
      @lilliegreenleaf7709 3 года назад +79

      My mom and dad have a 12 year age difference, but this is too much...

    • @avastars3393
      @avastars3393 3 года назад +22

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 I agree

    • @poixses_
      @poixses_ 3 года назад +10

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 my parents have a 8 year age gap

    • @visagegm6410
      @visagegm6410 3 года назад +11

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 my best friend's mum's have a 25 difference

    • @Astro_OB
      @Astro_OB 3 года назад +9

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 yessir at first when you think about that age difference when your young and you want a girlfriend when you hit 20 and the other ones like I don’t know 28 that’s not that bad

  • @hellowonderfulperson3102
    @hellowonderfulperson3102 4 года назад +2732

    "He's just look so great"
    Me: *no Marge, he looks like he could be your grandkid*

    • @delilahjohnson6421
      @delilahjohnson6421 3 года назад +43

      think ab it he could be her great great grandchild

    • @silversamurai5233
      @silversamurai5233 3 года назад +6

      Omg 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 I can't blame you for saying that!!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅🌟🤮🤢🤮👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓👵👵👵👵👵👵👵👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🥀🌡️🌡️🌡️🌡️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐆🐆🐆🐅🐅🐅☕☕☕☕🥂

    • @els_366
      @els_366 3 года назад +12

      @@silversamurai5233 I-

    • @countryrat2431
      @countryrat2431 3 года назад +10

      My grandmas name was marge... GRANNU

    • @AliJayCraft
      @AliJayCraft 3 года назад +1

      Or her Homey jk

  • @jaypegasi3769
    @jaypegasi3769 5 лет назад +1389

    Who's that pokemon?
    *ITS LINDA!*
    Its low disk space!
    *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!*

  • @KISSArmySoldier
    @KISSArmySoldier 2 года назад +161

    Marge : "this is a bodysuit"
    Daz : "God it looks like what they'd bury you in"

  • @mikeamber2528
    @mikeamber2528 6 лет назад +984

    *"I was gonna get a subway...after this, I was gonna go-I was gonna go get a subway...I just don't-I can't do that now can I?...Can't do that."*
    😂

    • @Miki_vaniki
      @Miki_vaniki 5 лет назад +12

      Why do I always read these type of comments as it happens in the video😂😂😂😂

    • @kombatkillerz338
      @kombatkillerz338 5 лет назад +5

      mIkAeL ik it always happens 😂

    • @makaylasamuelshastings8877
      @makaylasamuelshastings8877 5 лет назад +1

      OMG I read this comment as he said it

  • @samuel-mx3oq
    @samuel-mx3oq 6 лет назад +2330

    “Oh a selfie. Considering she spent most of her life sitting down for oil paintings, that must be new!”

  • @molmae
    @molmae 6 лет назад +5675

    “My mind is a prison, it’s a prison and
    *ITS ON LOCKDOWN”*

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 6 лет назад +21

      That's my fucked up brain 24/7

    • @thatoneperson6171
      @thatoneperson6171 5 лет назад +8

      So much for open minded

    • @thatgall900
      @thatgall900 5 лет назад +2

      Molly Mae read that while he said that no joke

    • @chloerose_0615
      @chloerose_0615 5 лет назад

      As he said that i read this commnet.

    • @TheKerrylou
      @TheKerrylou 5 лет назад

      I read that as he said it 😂

  • @-luvtillx-
    @-luvtillx- 2 года назад +72

    "I love when its all dried out and stretched out-"
    *somebody needs to take away your speaking privileges*

  • @ms.bobatotes3945
    @ms.bobatotes3945 4 года назад +2776

    “ugh, i’m too old to get back in a relationship now”
    “don’t worry girl, I know some dudes”

  • @KiaDenise
    @KiaDenise 4 года назад +2694

    I work as a CNA at a nursing home... I find this particularly *DISTURBING*

    • @kubaj8397
      @kubaj8397 4 года назад +97

      Good luck going to work and not having weird traumatic thoughts

    • @Ellie-ci1dq
      @Ellie-ci1dq 4 года назад +56

      I hope you will feel better I'm disturbed t🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @kinggreg7690
      @kinggreg7690 4 года назад +16

      I might sound stupid but what is a CNA?

    • @toxin7111
      @toxin7111 4 года назад +5

      @@kinggreg7690 me too

    • @popblox5864
      @popblox5864 4 года назад +24

      I *DONT* work as a CNA at a nursing home and I find this particularly disturbing..

  • @gracerobbins7151
    @gracerobbins7151 6 лет назад +1401

    "WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HIS FINGER! STOP IT! ITS NOT A PORK SAUSAGE!"
    I'm dead!!!😂😂😂

    • @alexcarter1821
      @alexcarter1821 5 лет назад +5

      i was gonna like this but its at 666 and we need to keep this cursed comment like this xD

  • @aloevera2080
    @aloevera2080 3 года назад +70

    Daz: " we've reacted the people on this channel who love animals" *Visibly Cringes*
    Me: I felt that

  • @AlatOnDemand
    @AlatOnDemand 5 лет назад +4567

    “Prolly slept with the whole retirement home” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ohitsbre7535
    @ohitsbre7535 4 года назад +1780

    “I make my own.” I’m deceased💀

  • @ItsJustChloe-yk1bv
    @ItsJustChloe-yk1bv 6 лет назад +585

    "Aww, they're on a date on the tram. Amazing, since her generation PROBABLY BUILT IT" I'm dead😂

  • @emilythatch46
    @emilythatch46 3 года назад +54

    "Considering that she spent her life setting for oil painting "🤣

  • @meaherbert6551
    @meaherbert6551 4 года назад +1368

    You know Daz is traumatised when he doesn’t even laugh at his own jokes

  • @Lainandholls
    @Lainandholls 4 года назад +1159

    “Ahh there on a date on the tram. Amazing since HER GENERATION PROBLY BUILT IT”
    This has me laugh crying😂😂

    • @Cami-dc9iu
      @Cami-dc9iu 2 года назад +4

      with the image he show 🤣

    • @killa2859
      @killa2859 2 года назад +5

      I was dying that's hilarious 😂

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 года назад +4

      They’re* but same

    • @L0vely_Dem0n-z5h
      @L0vely_Dem0n-z5h 2 года назад +1

      @@fireruby1882 actually it'd be their

    • @DanielleDavis-x5c
      @DanielleDavis-x5c Год назад

      I cry laughing in all of his vids tbh😂

  • @jesteril7211
    @jesteril7211 6 лет назад +507

    When he yelled “NO, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM!” I really laughed out loud 😂

  • @rose0344
    @rose0344 3 года назад +86

    Daz,you don’t need to apologise for being ill we all get it. Everyone gets sick honesty don’t worry 💖

  • @stellarbeing9490
    @stellarbeing9490 6 лет назад +414

    "The man has slept with an entire retirement home" 😂😂😂

  • @Nobutterflies
    @Nobutterflies 6 лет назад +1757

    My appetite has left the chat

  • @alannasmith8820
    @alannasmith8820 4 года назад +1297

    “GRANDMA ITS NOT A PORK SAUSAGE” 😂😂😂

  • @himynameis139
    @himynameis139 3 года назад +28

    I love how he says “ Love is a force to be reckoned with” while wearing a Star Wars t shirt

  • @quietplace8455
    @quietplace8455 5 лет назад +1711

    *the couple riding the tram*
    Daz: Aw, they’re on a date on the tram. Amazing since her generation *PROBABLY BUILT IT!*

  • @laineyarivett950
    @laineyarivett950 6 лет назад +889

    “My mind is a prison-it’s a prison ON LOCKDOWN”😂😂😂 I cried

  • @lAmCanad1an
    @lAmCanad1an 6 лет назад +541

    When he said about the Grand Canyon I thought he was hinting at it being dry and dusty lol.

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 года назад +35

    “DARLING IT’S NOT A PORK SAUSAGE” I AM SCREAMINGGG

  • @bonemeat3917
    @bonemeat3917 6 лет назад +608

    “Is she knitting him a condom?! I hope so” had me balling 😂

  • @alexandramaria5025
    @alexandramaria5025 6 лет назад +1152

    "Why is she whipping the cats?... why does she have so many??... WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM??!!" 😂

    • @kaylakell4780
      @kaylakell4780 5 лет назад +8

      Shes probably insane, not only in the crazy cat lady category either. 😔

    • @alexandriagrace8241
      @alexandriagrace8241 5 лет назад +3

      right it makes no sense but it was kinda crazy!!!

    • @spacemarine6550
      @spacemarine6550 5 лет назад +1

      Saw this comment as it was going to the part 😂

  • @aileenrodriguez8528
    @aileenrodriguez8528 6 лет назад +604

    “Since her generation probably BUILT IT”😭

    • @musicalboi3792
      @musicalboi3792 6 лет назад

      I was scrolling through the comments and saw yours as soon as he said it XD

  • @rosemerrett2880
    @rosemerrett2880 3 года назад +19

    I am meant to be sleeping but at 3:20 I laughed sooo loud I nearly died from laughing so much from this point I couldn't stop laughing

  • @lil_lychee_
    @lil_lychee_ 6 лет назад +949

    “My mind is a prison , it’s a prison and it’s on LOCKDOWN!”
    😂👏🏻😂👏🏻😂

    • @luvstae.
      @luvstae. 6 лет назад +5

      Hobiii🌞

    • @kirarogers702
      @kirarogers702 6 лет назад +1

      Bro yes to comment and profile pic

    • @saffronelizabeth1304
      @saffronelizabeth1304 6 лет назад +2

      Armyy

    • @choisan8448
      @choisan8448 6 лет назад +2

      Sun.shinehoseok My best friend’s bias is Hobi. Mine is Jiminie. Also, that part was hilarious!! ARMY

    • @aminaa8985
      @aminaa8985 5 лет назад

      AYYYYEEEE

  • @brittanycink4480
    @brittanycink4480 6 лет назад +2016

    “You don’t need that lube. I make my own.” I died 😂😂

  • @aeaeeaeae
    @aeaeeaeae 4 года назад +6985

    Daz: *talks about a virus*
    Daz: *says his mind is on lockdown*
    Me: *nervous sweating*

  • @Cay_008
    @Cay_008 3 года назад +54

    Imagine your 89 year old grandma dating someone that could be her grandson

  • @spicykermit5684
    @spicykermit5684 4 года назад +1683

    Daz: "they're not hurting anyone I guess...."
    Me: _"IT BURNS, MOTHER OF GOD IT BURNS"_

    • @thedragon731
      @thedragon731 3 года назад +10

      HAHAHA Sorry that is just the best 100000000000000000000000/10

    • @vardevank
      @vardevank 3 года назад +8

      This comment is underrated I-

    • @tantalizingtiddies7387
      @tantalizingtiddies7387 3 года назад +13

      "BALD, BALD BALD"
      "MY EEYYYYEESSSSS"

    • @demon-misery7
      @demon-misery7 2 года назад +5

      MY CORNEAS! THEYRE BURNINGGGGGGGGGGG

    • @Buzzybee33
      @Buzzybee33 2 года назад +3

      It hurts my youth to watch this
      I’m 13..

  • @aangie7881
    @aangie7881 6 лет назад +5283

    *”The man has slept with an entire retirement home, by the sound of things”* Jesus Christ 😭😭

  • @peachcakes5342
    @peachcakes5342 6 лет назад +467

    Imagine being a waiter and waiting on what appears to be a grandmother and grandson and then they inform you it's their anniversary dinner.

  • @justinbay868
    @justinbay868 3 года назад +14

    These videos make me so happy. I’ve been watching Daz all night, since I’ve been up in so much pain from my shoulder surgery. His laugh eases the pain, he’s just an awesome guy
    Much love to him ❤️👊

    • @HaydenGrace_0810
      @HaydenGrace_0810 3 года назад +1

      @ Justin Bay
      Hey I know this comment is quite late but yeah I’ll still post it anyway so...
      oh I’m so sorry to hear that you are in pain but I hope that your surgery went well and that you get better and have a fast great recovery after your surgery and I wish you the best 🦋🤗💖❤️

    • @justinbay868
      @justinbay868 3 года назад

      @@HaydenGrace_0810 Thankyou very much, that helps and means a lot 🥰

    • @HaydenGrace_0810
      @HaydenGrace_0810 3 года назад +1

      @@justinbay868 oh please no need to thank me and I’m so glad I could help 🌹🤗❤️🥰🦋

  • @allicia7429
    @allicia7429 6 лет назад +608

    I love how polite and funny Daz is, he never fails to make me laugh but he is so sweet and respectful of the things he is reviewing.

    • @unicorng6702
      @unicorng6702 6 лет назад +4

      BluGeckos omfg same he needs to make more content I need him with my life haha 😂 😆 🤣

    • @DestronGaming1213
      @DestronGaming1213 6 лет назад +2

      Not when it’s Asmr

    • @heatherbleu5370
      @heatherbleu5370 6 лет назад

      BluGeckos
      He is, I just started watching him & I think he's great

  • @themarveldcfan3463
    @themarveldcfan3463 6 лет назад +1175

    3:12 *"GOD **_DAMN!_** IS SHE KNITTING HIM A **_COMDOM?_** I HOPE SO!!!"*

    • @RubyJoh
      @RubyJoh 5 лет назад +2

      @Sean Lewis LOL🤣😂

    • @FormulaLibby19
      @FormulaLibby19 5 лет назад +1

      Susanne Rose *CAUSE WHY NOT MAN*

    • @sophiemay8707
      @sophiemay8707 5 лет назад

      Susanne Rose because they are shouting it why are u so bothered for

    • @Red-fh6sm
      @Red-fh6sm 5 лет назад

      Sophie May ikrr

  • @mckennabones0278
    @mckennabones0278 6 лет назад +636

    YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM, THATS WHAT YOU MEANT RIGHT?

    • @astrobella4620
      @astrobella4620 6 лет назад +4

      Mckenna bones02 Honestly that wasn’t better tho

  • @BTS_ARMYGIRL90
    @BTS_ARMYGIRL90 Год назад +3

    5:54 "we all have our favourite tea. Mines just not 90 years matured" LOL!! 😂😂😂

  • @VioletMichaelisOfficial
    @VioletMichaelisOfficial 6 лет назад +1895

    *granny cracks whip*
    Me: *50 SHADES OF GREY HAIR*

    • @echoradio2808
      @echoradio2808 6 лет назад +97

      *granny cracks whip*
      me: *law and order: special victims unit*

    • @playergirl306
      @playergirl306 6 лет назад +32

      OMG I started crying when I read this thx this has just made my day. 😂😂

    • @thecatnat3574
      @thecatnat3574 6 лет назад +12

      Natasha Michaelis no, no, no lmfao!

    • @dre3421
      @dre3421 6 лет назад +8

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @sophie-vr4yr
      @sophie-vr4yr 6 лет назад +5

      5
      Haa

  • @kaibeanybear9174
    @kaibeanybear9174 4 года назад +429

    “why is she whipping the cats?-why does she have so many? WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM!?” I died- 7:42

  • @kraftthebat4426
    @kraftthebat4426 6 лет назад +889

    “ why is she whipping the cats.... why does she have so many... WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM?!?!?” true life questions

    • @juliabehr543
      @juliabehr543 6 лет назад +7

      I laught so hard at this 😂😂😂

    • @empg.n
      @empg.n 6 лет назад +9

      Why does she have a whip i mean i dont carry around a whip I've never even seen a frikin whip in real life

    • @aqua235
      @aqua235 6 лет назад +10

      She used to be into BDSM. She mentioned it in the original documentary.

    • @lovelyrodriguez2190
      @lovelyrodriguez2190 6 лет назад +6

      My mind instantly went to Catwoman seeing cats and a whip together... and I hate that my mind tied that to this. 😵

    • @bulekitty2408
      @bulekitty2408 6 лет назад +1

      Gosh please whyyyyyy not my fellow cats not mr.fufflykins

  • @ryleighsmith8548
    @ryleighsmith8548 3 года назад +17

    7:20 killed me... "dear jesus christ" lmaoo

  • @harithmirza5916
    @harithmirza5916 4 года назад +5037

    First, he said "virus" and then he said "lockdown"
    This guy is so ahead from all of us

  • @polterrrgeist
    @polterrrgeist 5 лет назад +3445

    imagine being the grandchild and seeing your granny say that kissing a 30 year old made her drip

  • @angieszn2072
    @angieszn2072 4 года назад +473

    5:38
    Daz: “ I know they’re not hurting anyone”
    Me: they’re hurting my brain

  • @ZG1RL
    @ZG1RL Год назад +3

    At 8:03, I had the song in my head "Watch me whip; watch me naynay, watch me whip, whip, watch me naynay (Okay!) 🤣🤣

  • @Currentlyhere7
    @Currentlyhere7 5 лет назад +962

    “The first kiss was amazing I think I felt it running down my leg!”
    Daz: 😐😑
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣 **wheezes so hard***

    • @blackaliss9488
      @blackaliss9488 5 лет назад +38

      She wet herself and had forgotten to put on her diapers

    • @marisstudio8253
      @marisstudio8253 5 лет назад +8

      i couldnt breath rip me i did not survive this Vid

    • @highchief41
      @highchief41 5 лет назад +9

      OMG made me gag...I'm happy for her, I'm sure she thinks about her late husband...God rest his soul! Hey life is short so have fun when you can, Peace!

    • @minyoongles105
      @minyoongles105 5 лет назад +2

      @@marisstudio8253 hold on- just-
      *AAARRRRRRMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

    • @marisstudio8253
      @marisstudio8253 5 лет назад +1

      Min Yoongles lol october is Jimin month get it

  • @LizzyThomson
    @LizzyThomson 6 лет назад +3568

    When I saw that crotchless bodysuit I CHOKED

  • @rickyricardo113
    @rickyricardo113 6 лет назад +3408

    *”... Amazing since her generation probably BUILT IIIITTT!!!”*
    I DIED 💀
    Edit: Whoa! Thank you all for the likes! I didn’t even see the popularity of this until a year later... Better late than never! 😂

  • @eivyedits2949
    @eivyedits2949 3 года назад +70

    If your reading this after we’ve gotten out of lockdown, LUCKY YOU 😪😪

    • @King-cluckers
      @King-cluckers 3 года назад +5

      Yeah life is good in 2025 except for the chickens that taken over the world

    • @hudsonberg-ws9gv
      @hudsonberg-ws9gv 3 года назад +3

      I’m in America and no one cares about Covid 🅱️🅰️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️🅾️EY

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 года назад +3

      @@hudsonberg-ws9gv honestly the majority of people here don't care, and I'm with them. It's just bojo prolonging unnecessary bs. But hey, we've been out of lockdown for a week now!

    • @Chaoticchaos732
      @Chaoticchaos732 10 месяцев назад

      2 years after lock down--world is much better in a lot of ways and worse in some. But I'm happy

  • @hanapreston6365
    @hanapreston6365 6 лет назад +280

    "Love is a *force* to be reckoned with"
    He said. Wearing a STAR WARS shirt.

  • @rylansreborns8612
    @rylansreborns8612 6 лет назад +341

    I like how Daz was more concerned about the fact that the guy was cheating on the women than the fact that he, a 31-year-old, is with a 90-year-old. Like seriously Daz has his priorities straight

    • @killermemestar9922
      @killermemestar9922 6 лет назад +3

      It said he was 31 not 25 🤓🤓🤓🤓🧐🧐😌🤭

    • @rylansreborns8612
      @rylansreborns8612 6 лет назад

      @@killermemestar9922 thank you i fixed it

    • @liliannjq7006
      @liliannjq7006 3 месяца назад +1

      I completely agree with him .. to each his own as long as no one is hurting anyone like he says .. i don't find it disturbing & i feel it's disrespectful of people to say that .. but likewise what worries me is younger guys taking advantage of older women and possibly scamming them

  • @dballin3041
    @dballin3041 4 года назад +542

    “This man slept with a whole retirement home” 😂

  • @chloelizzz
    @chloelizzz 3 года назад +13

    “My mind is an open book!”
    Two seconds later
    “My mind is a PRISON!!!”

  • @kimmycatlove
    @kimmycatlove 4 года назад +9991

    Going to the nursing home must be like going to Disney world for them

  • @parishale7252
    @parishale7252 4 года назад +512

    “Aw they are on going on a date on the train, since her generation probably built it!!!!!”
    I was trying not to be to loud laughing it was 3 am.

    • @henryfraser-walsh6808
      @henryfraser-walsh6808 4 года назад +3

      TRAM NOT TRAIN

    • @ilpahlm9797
      @ilpahlm9797 4 года назад

      Henry Walsh it’s basically the same thing

    • @bakugokatsuki9623
      @bakugokatsuki9623 4 года назад

      @@henryfraser-walsh6808 it's basically the same thing mate

    • @bakugokatsuki9623
      @bakugokatsuki9623 4 года назад

      Ik this why I can't watch dazes video s at night 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iamangela86
    @iamangela86 6 лет назад +469

    " Hot ? No her room is hot judging by her temperature gauge over here "
    LOL 😂

    • @CIR3N
      @CIR3N 6 лет назад

      Iam Angela ye we heard what he said

    • @jnbarnes14
      @jnbarnes14 6 лет назад +5

      @@CIR3N Calm down mate. What he said was funny and I liked it too

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 6 лет назад +3

      CIR3N Fortnite lol, the op’s quoting it because it’s funny, chill your ass down.

    • @letsparchmentitupyo7566
      @letsparchmentitupyo7566 6 лет назад

      Iam Angela lmao

  • @rosebrooks7520
    @rosebrooks7520 3 года назад +12

    "Aw, a selfie, it must be different for her not sitting for an oil painting"
    W h e e z e

  • @spicyedits7712
    @spicyedits7712 4 года назад +2469

    daz: *uploads this 2 years ago*
    youtube: let’s recommend this nowwww

  • @minoshark5318
    @minoshark5318 6 лет назад +289

    “My mind is a prison my mind is on lock down!” Daz 2018

  • @mercedelove7431
    @mercedelove7431 6 лет назад +260

    “A selfie ? New coming to say she’s been sitting making oil paintings her whole life” 😂

    • @fabijeon767
      @fabijeon767 5 лет назад

      i literally cried laughing at that part 😂😂

    • @fabijeon767
      @fabijeon767 5 лет назад

      @Chloe Williams army's are everywhere lol hii

  • @singeress9725
    @singeress9725 3 года назад +18

    "I know they aren't hurting anyone..."
    They're killing my eyes

  • @daddyshrek3367
    @daddyshrek3367 4 года назад +606

    "There going on a date on that train, her generation probably built it!!"
    That sent me flying 😂😂

    • @fcus3757
      @fcus3757 4 года назад +3

      Tram*

    • @Cr00ked_creatures
      @Cr00ked_creatures 3 года назад +2

      Did you sprout wings-? 😂😂😂

    • @DJTHEFREAK
      @DJTHEFREAK 3 года назад

      @@Cr00ked_creatures 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DJTHEFREAK
      @DJTHEFREAK 3 года назад +2

      Your pfp and your name just made my day

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 года назад

      They’re****

  • @kirianaremy323
    @kirianaremy323 4 года назад +3543

    “ That woman is 77” me: No, THAT WOMAN is Michael Jackson.

  • @unknownasf2437
    @unknownasf2437 6 лет назад +324

    "My mind is a prison it's a prison ITS ON LOCK DOWN!"
    Daz=mood😂

    • @unknownasf2437
      @unknownasf2437 6 лет назад +1

      OMG IVE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE A DAY AND DAZ LIKED MY POST IM DEAD AND I GOT SO MANY LIKES LIKE WTF

  • @AMRL4
    @AMRL4 2 года назад +14

    That 92 year old woman was handling that whip a little TOO well…

  • @236am7
    @236am7 5 лет назад +433

    Imagine finding out that your great grandmother having a relationship with a man younger than your other brother that’s scary omgggg

  • @-saber_wingz-6882
    @-saber_wingz-6882 4 года назад +9315

    Daz: I’ve got a virus.
    Me: *Corona Virus?*
    **Sees date**
    *O H*
    (Update ( 6th Feb 2021) : WHEN WILL THIS ISOLATION END?)

    • @jonaslocke7125
      @jonaslocke7125 4 года назад +69

      Same

    • @levihames3305
      @levihames3305 4 года назад +57

      •*Little Lullaby*• I thought the same thing and he said lockdown 😂😂

    • @sznsaiki1497
      @sznsaiki1497 4 года назад +8

      •*Little Lullaby*• THATS WHAG I THOIGHT TOO UAYAUA

    • @FeddyFagbear
      @FeddyFagbear 4 года назад +6

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @Lil.pepsimax
      @Lil.pepsimax 4 года назад +3

      Lollll meee

  • @spoppydoggo4365
    @spoppydoggo4365 6 лет назад +355

    Their on a date on the tram. Amazing since HER GENERATION PROBABLY BUILT IT.
    XD XD LOL

    • @karlacenas4330
      @karlacenas4330 6 лет назад +5

      Spoppy Doggo fuckin hell Daz said this as soon as I read your comment.

  • @kinayapaul2328
    @kinayapaul2328 2 года назад +1

    daz n the beggining : i am open minded I AM A OPEN BOOK😀 "2 sec later" MY MIND IS A PRISON 💀

  • @angel-kg2gv
    @angel-kg2gv 4 года назад +326

    "I feel dripping down my legs"
    Daz: Image stuck in his head forever😂😂

  • @emilyh8389
    @emilyh8389 4 года назад +606

    “The man has slept with a whole retirement home” me: *laughs so hard green tea spews out my nose and I choke*

  • @_memariah
    @_memariah 6 лет назад +306

    “NO, you make your own jam. Thats what you meant right?” 😂😂😂😂 omg

  • @presleyjae
    @presleyjae 8 месяцев назад +1

    4:51 i’m not even being dramatic, i gagged 💀

  • @playinitsolo8811
    @playinitsolo8811 4 года назад +601

    She said " this is a body suit"
    DAZ " no that's what they burry you in"
    I'm dead😂😭😭

  • @shambolic2889
    @shambolic2889 4 года назад +1503

    Daz: my mind is on LOCKDOWN
    me watching in 2020: lol same

  • @esbethlace8950
    @esbethlace8950 6 лет назад +151

    "WHAT DOES SHE DRINK?! VIRGINS BLOOD?!??!"
    I died lmaoo

  • @brettshirley3765
    @brettshirley3765 3 года назад +9

    “Daz Predicts Coronavirus”

  • @kirstinpaul1728
    @kirstinpaul1728 6 лет назад +166

    “The man has slept with an entire retirement home by the sounds of thing” LMFAOOOOOO

  • @swagqueen9823
    @swagqueen9823 4 года назад +286

    Am I the only one who died when he started laughing and says “no” and shouts “NO!” “YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM” omg lmao 🤣🤣

    • @xzavierasai6920
      @xzavierasai6920 4 года назад +3

      Miren Harriman I was looking for this very comment😂😂

    • @teana9352
      @teana9352 4 года назад +2

      HAHAH

    • @dungeonslayer8122
      @dungeonslayer8122 2 года назад

      You’re not the only one! I did 😂😂

  • @bettysun9969
    @bettysun9969 5 лет назад +980

    I literally just tweeted a quote:
    “Why is she whipping her cats?”
    “Why does she have so many cats?”
    “WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM?!” 😂😂😂

  • @bluedog7902
    @bluedog7902 3 года назад +6

    Daz: I need to be opened minded
    1 minute later
    *MY MIND IS ON LOCK DOWN*

  • @spotifypremium5658
    @spotifypremium5658 6 лет назад +300

    HIDE YOUR GRANDMAS!!!

  • @indigo3632
    @indigo3632 6 лет назад +452

    Well I’m hiding my grandma now...what is society 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @gabbyweber4074
      @gabbyweber4074 6 лет назад +13

      You made me choke on my drink man 😂😂😂

  • @willperry8551
    @willperry8551 4 года назад +600

    Narrator: “has dated older women”
    Me: “that’s not an older woman that’s an old woman”

    • @rachelcollins2273
      @rachelcollins2273 3 года назад +5

      😂😂 Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

    • @thomasholley9590
      @thomasholley9590 3 года назад +1

      @@rachelcollins2273 yes yes yes love that

    • @rxmrv
      @rxmrv 3 года назад +2

      No it’s not a old women it’s a OLD OLD WAY OLDER WOMEN

    • @sukuna4396
      @sukuna4396 3 года назад +1

      Boyle : It's like having sex with the transformer.
      Jake: it's noone's fantasy !! 😂

  • @mono9578
    @mono9578 3 года назад +7

    The amount of pain I feel from this one video alone is astronomical. The only relief I feel is when Daz laughs.