Weird Private Photos of Hitler

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  • Ever wondered who was Hitler's favourite bitch, or who liked to nibble on his nuts? This series of private photographs reveals all! Try not to laugh!
    Dr. Mark Felton FRHistS, FRSA, is a well-known British historian, the author of 22 non-fiction books, including bestsellers 'Zero Night' and 'Castle of the Eagles', both currently being developed into movies in Hollywood. In addition to writing, Mark also appears regularly in television documentaries around the world, including on The History Channel, Netflix, National Geographic, Quest, American Heroes Channel and RMC Decouverte. His books have formed the background to several TV and radio documentaries. More information about Mark can be found at: en.wikipedia.o...
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @juliopedrogasparetovigollo706
    @juliopedrogasparetovigollo706 8 месяцев назад +7658

    As a history enthusiast, I never ever thought I'd hear the phrase "here a tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler's nuts"

    • @Alex-bs1iu
      @Alex-bs1iu 8 месяцев назад +52

      Lmao Ikr

    • @ProtiumPower
      @ProtiumPower 8 месяцев назад +177

      He had only one

    • @Alex-bs1iu
      @Alex-bs1iu 8 месяцев назад +144

      @@ProtiumPower Goering had two but they were very small.

    • @jhonbus
      @jhonbus 8 месяцев назад +47

      @@ProtiumPower And now you know why.

    • @baddreams4368
      @baddreams4368 8 месяцев назад +11

      he only had one though, right?

  • @beebceeper
    @beebceeper 8 месяцев назад +2368

    The fact that Hitler attracted all the woodland creatures like he was Cinderella or something.🤣🤣🤣

    • @nover1134
      @nover1134 7 месяцев назад +446

      animal sense good

    • @aluminiumchloride8614
      @aluminiumchloride8614 7 месяцев назад +89

      ​@@nover1134💀

    • @shatbad2960
      @shatbad2960 7 месяцев назад +345

      Animals are a great judge if character. They are immune to propaganda.

    • @stevenleslie8557
      @stevenleslie8557 7 месяцев назад +65

      He had no problem testing his cyanide poison on his beloved dog Blondie to make sure it worked. What a disgusting person he was.

    • @moose338
      @moose338 7 месяцев назад

      @@stevenleslie8557 Thats a myth, nobody knows what happened to Hitler in the bunker. His body was never found as genetic testing on the skull the soviets recovered and said was Hitler, turned out to belong to a soviet slavic woman.

  • @stoned_kitty
    @stoned_kitty 8 месяцев назад +2037

    No matter how wise or evil a man is, there's always something to laugh at in his browser history.

    • @ohno3736
      @ohno3736 8 месяцев назад +44

      @Adolph__Hitler You spelt your own name wrong

    • @carolecksit2947
      @carolecksit2947 8 месяцев назад +16

      “Joey Chestnut naked”

    • @lemniscatelogos7917
      @lemniscatelogos7917 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@ohno3736spelled

    • @ScottieWallace
      @ScottieWallace 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ohno3736really?

    • @Bismashark
      @Bismashark 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@lemniscatelogos7917absolutely not spelled

  • @amcclay415
    @amcclay415 8 месяцев назад +1522

    “Hitler called these shots disgusting. And few would disagree with him. Except perhaps, Ernst Rohm” 🤣

    • @merkabah2
      @merkabah2 7 месяцев назад +57

      yea that gave me a giggle

    • @FormulaZyn
      @FormulaZyn 7 месяцев назад +39

      LMAO this was good

    • @kristijan12
      @kristijan12 5 месяцев назад +27

      He was gay? Ernst Rohm?

    • @FormulaZyn
      @FormulaZyn 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@kristijan12 yes

    • @kristijan12
      @kristijan12 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@FormulaZyn Must've been because of his medications for high blood pressure.

  • @stoneymcneal2458
    @stoneymcneal2458 8 месяцев назад +2608

    “Eva Braun’s hairy friend.” That is comedy gold, and Mr. Felton being the orator makes it all the more hilarious. Bravo sir.

    • @gabrielacard7050
      @gabrielacard7050 8 месяцев назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @JovianLoop
      @JovianLoop 8 месяцев назад +9

      Here we see Hitler standing in front of a large beetle bonnet.

    • @MP-hz3ye
      @MP-hz3ye 8 месяцев назад +3

      I replayed that part to be sure 😂

    • @johnmat4678
      @johnmat4678 8 месяцев назад +29

      Honestly, I think it is low brow and unprofessional for Felton to make these comments.

    • @rzk8302
      @rzk8302 8 месяцев назад +50

      @@johnmat4678nah it was hilarious

  • @fazbell
    @fazbell 8 месяцев назад +1353

    Felton is the greatest excavator of historic photos. I am amazed that most of these were not destroyed. Thanks, Mark.

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад +48

      Actually, I’ve seen most of these photos reproduced in biographies of Hitler and other books about the Third Reich. The one of the woman kissing Hitler at the Berlin Olympics was a complete surprise, however.

    • @connorhart7597
      @connorhart7597 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@valerietaylor9615 I think most of them are just lesser known, not as commonly used etc. I believe Dr. Felton has used most of these before. I know he's used the exposed knees ones, as well as the snoozing in a lawn chair.

    • @joshwaffen88
      @joshwaffen88 8 месяцев назад

      Lol no he ain't

    • @colepeterson5392
      @colepeterson5392 8 месяцев назад +2

      I wonder how many gems were destroyed

    • @Ludwig1954
      @Ludwig1954 8 месяцев назад +6

      for our german speakers: "Hitler, der Schlittler" (Hitler the sledder)

  • @paule_muc
    @paule_muc 8 месяцев назад +2017

    the mockery of modern politicians in the beginning was splendid well done again mark felton

    • @leothelion69
      @leothelion69 8 месяцев назад +53

      That was real unexpected for this channel 😂

    • @MyFiddlePlayer
      @MyFiddlePlayer 8 месяцев назад +50

      He missed the one with Trump walking up the airplane stairs trailing toilet paper off his foot, that is one of the best in recent memory.

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад +2

      Now how did I manage to miss that one? I’m definitely going to have to look for that! 😂

    • @mimioize1634
      @mimioize1634 8 месяцев назад

      @@MyFiddlePlayerthe one with Biden falling off the bike is even better lol

    • @-.Steven
      @-.Steven 7 месяцев назад +19

      Brandon falling up stairs multiple times is pure Clown Show! 🤡 Or off a bicycle, or for no reason at all.

  • @bubblybull2463
    @bubblybull2463 8 месяцев назад +154

    « a tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler’s nuts » 😂😂😂
    Never thought ‘d ever hear that sentence in my life… 😅👍

  • @dumptrump3788
    @dumptrump3788 8 месяцев назад +2722

    Much as I admire Mark Felton's productions, I never thought I'd laugh so hard as I did to this one.

    • @I_worship_AxxL
      @I_worship_AxxL 8 месяцев назад +3

      So I don't get it, are you making fun of him?

    • @ilhamnumber
      @ilhamnumber 8 месяцев назад

      ​the leaders​@@I_worship_AxxL

    • @ragingpotato817
      @ragingpotato817 8 месяцев назад +25

      I was crying when he made the scout master comment lol

    • @I_worship_AxxL
      @I_worship_AxxL 8 месяцев назад +1

      @txisho that's very rude

    • @MVProfits
      @MVProfits 8 месяцев назад +9

      Same here ha ha. He always has bits of humor, but laughing that much all the way through was unexpected :)

  • @golden_smaug
    @golden_smaug 8 месяцев назад +494

    "Slightly suspicious scoutmaster" had me dying 😂😂

    • @MrGrace
      @MrGrace 7 месяцев назад +4

      Same! Lol

    • @jaredmello
      @jaredmello 7 месяцев назад +3

      🤣

  • @stevehunt914
    @stevehunt914 8 месяцев назад +1141

    The accent, the dialog, and the subject matter synergize perfectly.
    Well done.
    Hilarious.

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 8 месяцев назад +19

      Do you mean "Heilarious"?

    • @alexanderg-p3z
      @alexanderg-p3z 8 месяцев назад +7

      Funny stuff. Truth is he was quite popular all around at one point.

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 8 месяцев назад

      Also, in the info box the creator of this epic montage is telling us "not to laugh". Good one

  • @hansonzhang8431
    @hansonzhang8431 8 месяцев назад +214

    Dude's just chillin'

  • @hannibalburgers477
    @hannibalburgers477 8 месяцев назад +295

    I love how it started somewhat serious and devolved into a stand-up routine, lol

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm surprised Dr. Felton didn't mention AH's portrayal in the movie, "The Producers".

  • @JoeMun
    @JoeMun 8 месяцев назад +853

    The thing about these photos of Hitler that really strike me are that they capture an essence of him rarely illustrated in documentaries or conversations about him. Despite being a monster in a figurative sense, he was a human after all. He engaged in totally normal, mundane, even funny activities like the rest of us do or have. I bet he found joy in small things like a cup of coffee or petting a dog. Monsters are totally created, not born like that. I know it’s almost sacrilege to think of people like him in that way, but to understand evil people you really need to look at them from a human perspective. These help with that and, in that sense, are very powerful. Thanks, Mark.

    • @nnnnnn3647
      @nnnnnn3647 8 месяцев назад +86

      Thanks to Hollywood, we have a completely distorted idea of Germans during the war. In the movies, everyone is elegant, athletic and handsome. In fact, the uniforms were poorly made, the Germans were short and obese with plebeian faces.

    • @coolandhip_7596
      @coolandhip_7596 8 месяцев назад +106

      In seeing great monsters, like Hitler, as human it only highlights how truly monstrous they are. Just as you may enjoy the simple things, so did this man. This man, who from one perspective is similar to any other man, also had the capacity to lead one of the most brutal are terrifying regimes of the last century. Any one of us may be a stones throw from unbelievably heinous actions.

    • @JoeMun
      @JoeMun 8 месяцев назад +96

      @@coolandhip_7596 totally agree. I’m of the Alexander Solzhenitsyn camp: “the line between good and evil goes not through nations but through the heart of every single man.” I paraphrased, but the point is made

    • @An0niem4
      @An0niem4 8 месяцев назад

      You are right, monsters are created. In this case, by propaganda from two sides. Do you really think you would have such a strong opinion of Hitler or the nazi's without being brought up on allied propaganda? And do you imagine Hitler would have so confidently brought terrors on countless humans without his own propaganda making him feel untouchable?

    • @DarkTider
      @DarkTider 8 месяцев назад +78

      He also apparently enjoyed good satire of himself. Records from his bunker shows he watches Chaplin's "the great dictator" and apparently enjoyed the spoof so much, he ordered it shown again the next day.

  • @yukon065
    @yukon065 8 месяцев назад +1379

    It seems that lately you've been injecting more humor into your videos, and it's much appreciated. Hard to imagine watching a Hitler video and laughing as hard as I did. Great job Mark!

    • @LittleKitty22
      @LittleKitty22 8 месяцев назад +28

      The pictures of Hitler grinning though... Yikes! Enough to scare kids!

    • @nnnnnn3647
      @nnnnnn3647 8 месяцев назад +10

      Thanks to Hollywood, we have a completely distorted idea of Germans during the war. In the movies, everyone is elegant, athletic and handsome. In fact, the uniforms were poorly made, the Germans were short and obese with plebeian faces.

    • @vedritmathias9193
      @vedritmathias9193 8 месяцев назад +14

      As famous filmmaker Mel Brooks once put it: "...the only real way I could get even with Hitler and company was to bring them down with laughter."

    • @LittleKitty22
      @LittleKitty22 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@nnnnnn3647 Yup it's shocking to see from old pictures how obese they were, and that at a time when most people were still slim. Wonder what they stuffed themselves with to get into that state... no, actually I don't think I want to know!

    •  8 месяцев назад

      @@nnnnnn3647 I think it's somewhere in the middle. Germany was limited to very limited in resources as everyone was in Europe including Russia. We are more reliant on trade with each other where as the US is bigger and was more self reliant.

  • @jurealeksejev3568
    @jurealeksejev3568 8 месяцев назад +183

    Tight-fitting leather caps were actually a pretty widespread element of motoring gear in 1920-ies. Just imagine doing 60+ mph in an open car with no heating and bad aerodynamics. A cap, padded gloves, goggles and a duster coat would come in handy.

    • @zacharycarrier2890
      @zacharycarrier2890 5 месяцев назад +18

      yeah, idk why people make fun of hitler for it. Everyone dressed that way, I hate to see such important figures for understanding our own humanity and history get joked about so easily

    • @pineapple7767
      @pineapple7767 3 месяца назад +7

      ok but wearing on on an enclosed plane ride XD

    • @bUh9
      @bUh9 3 месяца назад

      ​@@pineapple7767yeah thats where the catch goes

    • @Tretusentre
      @Tretusentre 3 месяца назад +6

      Yes, but it still looks funny

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 2 месяца назад

      @@zacharycarrier2890
      Because it's Hitler and he wouldn't have wanted these photos seen. Would have humiliated him.

  • @alamore5084
    @alamore5084 8 месяцев назад +668

    LOL That Ava Brown a close second! Nearly killed me. The delivery from the usually deadly serious Dr Felton made it even funnier😂

    • @BarelloSmith
      @BarelloSmith 7 месяцев назад +43

      *Eva Braun

    • @TheSakamura
      @TheSakamura 5 месяцев назад +9

      Ava??? hahahaah She is Eva..and not Brown but Braun LOOL

    • @alamore5084
      @alamore5084 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheSakamura I'm from up North and cannot spell🤣

    • @reggaejunkiegee
      @reggaejunkiegee 4 месяца назад +2

      Wow! You must have nothing else going on if you think that was as funny as you've made it out to be... 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @axelsjolander3688
      @axelsjolander3688 2 месяца назад +2

      Gawd damn

  • @stevenb891
    @stevenb891 8 месяцев назад +928

    Mark really had fun with this one!😂😂😂

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 8 месяцев назад +24

      Agree. After being a trench runner in WW1 for four years?? I think the guy can wear any shorts and hats he wants. 🍻
      😅

    • @alsatful
      @alsatful 8 месяцев назад +4

      spicy for sure !

    • @oliversmith9200
      @oliversmith9200 8 месяцев назад +11

      He's given Hitler a fresh pun-ishing.

    • @maartenc6099
      @maartenc6099 8 месяцев назад

      A tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitlers nuts, no wonder he was missing one. (LOL)

  • @tuncalbay
    @tuncalbay 8 месяцев назад +406

    3:32 With Eva [being] a strong second.
    How did you deliver that line with a straight face lmao

    • @marybob23
      @marybob23 8 месяцев назад +30

      Especially with the "pouty" photo of Eva he used to accompany that description!

    • @kimwit1307
      @kimwit1307 8 месяцев назад +3

      I loved that one!

    • @pawel8365
      @pawel8365 8 месяцев назад +5

      I spat out my '76 Bordeaux when I heard that.

    • @thatnorwegianguy1986
      @thatnorwegianguy1986 8 месяцев назад +5

      Followed by a clip of Eva Braun pouting makes it even funnier.

    • @gamerxt333
      @gamerxt333 8 месяцев назад

      @@pawel8365 🥴

  • @jaredmello
    @jaredmello 7 месяцев назад +191

    Ended with a bang! “Hitler ordered all the pictures of the woman kissing Hitler hidden from the public, Eva Braun! 🤣 The thought of him even worrying one minute about that is comical

    • @Archie6666
      @Archie6666 4 месяца назад +8

      He said “and Eva brown”

  • @cap2c484
    @cap2c484 8 месяцев назад +410

    "He was even known, on occasion, to pet Eva Braun's hairy friend" OMG, best line of any of your videos yet! 😂😂

    • @JAG8691
      @JAG8691 8 месяцев назад +4

      ROFLMAO

    • @grumpyboomer61
      @grumpyboomer61 8 месяцев назад +51

      If only she had a cat. The possibilities would have been endless.

    • @cap2c484
      @cap2c484 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@grumpyboomer61 Hahaha, so true!!

    • @suepalin9202
      @suepalin9202 8 месяцев назад +9

      Rather like Mrs Slocombe!!@@grumpyboomer61

    • @cbrad-eo6nt
      @cbrad-eo6nt 8 месяцев назад +18

      "After all that heavy petting..." 🗿

  • @b-049
    @b-049 8 месяцев назад +398

    Didn’t know Big A, was chill like that.

    • @Roswellandco
      @Roswellandco 7 месяцев назад +10

      He was infertile with only one testicle too

    • @FormulaZyn
      @FormulaZyn 7 месяцев назад +95

      @@Roswellandcopretty sure this is a rumor and not true

    • @poodabear-1
      @poodabear-1 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@FormulaZyn pretty sure his doctor confirm it but idk

    • @alcoholic9496
      @alcoholic9496 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Roswellandcothe other one was Adolf.

    • @charlesmaximus9161
      @charlesmaximus9161 6 месяцев назад +47

      @@Roswellandco
      Soviet propaganda. Not true.

  • @user-em2pe3rf4h
    @user-em2pe3rf4h 8 месяцев назад +855

    Again the British wit of Dr. Felton is on full display. Even a Pulp Fiction reference. Pointing out the buffoonery of today's politicians was icing on the cake. Well done! Laughing all the way from the States. Cheers!

    • @MyFiddlePlayer
      @MyFiddlePlayer 8 месяцев назад +15

      1:07 OMG.

    • @davidbrims5825
      @davidbrims5825 8 месяцев назад

      Wit, you mean infantile.

    • @suepalin9202
      @suepalin9202 8 месяцев назад +22

      That photo of David (now Lord) Cameron is priceless and so apt!

    • @davidstephens3698
      @davidstephens3698 8 месяцев назад

      Dr.felton did the SA leader really have a crush on the boyish Adolf hitler😂

    • @TrueBrit1
      @TrueBrit1 8 месяцев назад +12

      The Cameron one was superb - I'd not seen that before. And the funny thing is, that IS all he thinks of, 24/7, 365 days of the year.

  • @mattuiop
    @mattuiop 8 месяцев назад +52

    Can't deny the fella had mad drip 🔥

  • @pjaw8226
    @pjaw8226 8 месяцев назад +68

    "He was even known on occasion, to pet Eva Braun's hairy friend" hahaha you cheeky man Mark! 😄

  • @Ennuae
    @Ennuae 8 месяцев назад +440

    3:45 “here a tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler’s nuts”
    There are so many ways you could have said that why😂😂

    • @extremepietbh
      @extremepietbh 6 месяцев назад +10

      it was an intentional joke bro

    • @Ennuae
      @Ennuae 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@extremepietbh ❤️❤️❤️

    • @abstraqtphilosophy7357
      @abstraqtphilosophy7357 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂 exactly. But he chose to say it in the only way that was perfect.

    • @gabrielvieira6529
      @gabrielvieira6529 3 месяца назад

      LMQO

    • @mariopllumbi3748
      @mariopllumbi3748 3 месяца назад

      There is nothing to laugh about it. He said nuts with an S . Hitler had only 1. So grow up.

  • @model7374
    @model7374 8 месяцев назад +279

    Excellent. Hitler also banned the pictures of him ‘practicing’ for his speeches. These were supposed to be destroyed by his photographer but survived the war and is now seen in many documentaries. This is where he gestures while emoting

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 8 месяцев назад +29

      Ah yes the Hitler meme templates

    • @MangoTroubles-007
      @MangoTroubles-007 8 месяцев назад

      It's confirmed that Hitler had a micro penis 💀

    • @evanswinford7165
      @evanswinford7165 8 месяцев назад +14

      I have an old thirties era I think copy of Coronet Magazine with an article about Hitler practicing is body language for speeches along with the photos. In the days before the Jumbotron every move had to be over the top so it could been seen by the folks in the cheap seats.

    • @drott150
      @drott150 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@evanswinford7165 Exactly. And in the days before electric lights, stage actors similarly overacted and emoted with highly exaggerated makeup to reveal their facial expressions from a distance to the unaided eye.

    • @LittleKitty22
      @LittleKitty22 8 месяцев назад +3

      Good grief, and I thought the pictures of him grinning were scary...

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 2 месяца назад +21

    Himmler: "So how did you get your license?"
    Driver: "What's a licence?"
    Hitler: "Is that Blondie taking a photo?"
    Himmler: "We gonna die."
    Driver: "GORING GET OUT OF THE ROAD!"
    4:31

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 26 дней назад +2

      *car crash sfx*

    • @dukejordan8147
      @dukejordan8147 19 дней назад +1

      ​@@ChesterManfred They might bounce off of Goring. 😭

  • @raygun26
    @raygun26 8 месяцев назад +49

    5:19 “don’t let my girl see this”

  • @georgebyron468
    @georgebyron468 8 месяцев назад +131

    "Looking like you are working a lampost down at the docks" I literally laughed out loud! 🤣

    • @syourke3
      @syourke3 8 месяцев назад +6

      Lily Marlene! 😂

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад +1

      Hitler often wore Lederhosen when he was known only within Bavaria ( which, of course, is where the Nazi movement started.) He stopped wearing them when he began campaigning outside of Bavaria because it would have alienated the other Germans and made him look like a yokel, not necessarily a male prostitute ( Lederhosen being a Bavarian folk costume.)

  • @davidvilmin3457
    @davidvilmin3457 8 месяцев назад +70

    "Looking like you're working a lamppost down at the docks wasn't a good look" . . . Hilarious 😂

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад

      Actually, it’s very Bavarian and popular to this day.

    • @ahorsewithnoname773
      @ahorsewithnoname773 7 месяцев назад

      @@valerietaylor9615 Particularly at dockside lamp posts.

  • @carramrod1003
    @carramrod1003 4 месяца назад +60

    I never seen that picture of an American woman kissing Hitler at the 1936 Olympics. You are a great historian Mark!

  • @chimpyboi3540
    @chimpyboi3540 8 месяцев назад +498

    A master of history AND comedy! Mark truly is a legend who never fails to entertain

    • @Thorr-kl6jl
      @Thorr-kl6jl 8 месяцев назад

      OK, Of course, we all know that Mark Felton will never make a similar video about Churchill, FDR, or Stalin! Of interest is the current Russian dictator, Putin, and his family links to the regime of the dictator Stalin. Putin's father served in one of Stalin's NKVD "Destruction Battalions" (filling mass graves?). Putin's grandfather was one of Stalin's personal chefs. He must have been a fanatical Bolshevik, to be trusted in such a position!

    • @germaniatv1870
      @germaniatv1870 8 месяцев назад +2

      Time's glory is to command contending kings,
      To unmask falsehood, and bring truth to light.-William Shakespeare
      -
      Master of Propaganda. Britains first war-strategy is to ridicule its opponents. The Empire knows of the short sight of the peasant. Reduce access to information its even easier to move the peasant in the way you want him to go.
      You will never hear the British talk about their Empire.
      We could ridicule many English Kings & Queens, yet we dont. But thinking that we forgot the British Empires history is a mistake.
      We Germans are very fond of Britains history.
      Thats why many high Ranking Brits dont even want to start talking WW1 & WW2 anymore, especially with a German.
      -
      Macron, Merkel and the British admitted: there is no people on earth which has revised its own history as much as the Germans. There is nothing comparable in the world.
      -
      Thus: "But I, being poor (plundered and economically slaved), have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
      🙂

  • @MrVanioko
    @MrVanioko 8 месяцев назад +264

    So far this episode about Hitler has the most innuendos per minute, well done Mark
    🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @maslina147
    @maslina147 8 месяцев назад +385

    This is peak humour; more, please!
    We truly don’t deserve ye, Mark Felton.

    • @petermoller4447
      @petermoller4447 8 месяцев назад +4

      How about some seriousness for a change? Watch "Europa The Last Battle" to start.

    • @germaniatv1870
      @germaniatv1870 8 месяцев назад

      @@petermoller4447 In thy face I see the map of honour, truth and loyalty.-William Shakespeare

    • @pissiole5654
      @pissiole5654 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@petermoller4447 haha bit butt hurt about uncle dolphy getting made fun of are we big fella?

  • @Jmo-1977
    @Jmo-1977 6 месяцев назад +22

    People say animals can sense evil yet they obviously were drawn to Hitler. Should this be wrote off as a myth then?

    • @RichardSchiffman-jn1ds
      @RichardSchiffman-jn1ds 6 месяцев назад

      Plus these pictures were taken YEARS before the war. Up until then, Hitler was basically just another statesman on the world stage

    • @JeremyScout
      @JeremyScout 3 месяца назад +1

      ;)

    • @spicytrash4981
      @spicytrash4981 2 месяца назад +1

      Sociopaths do draw their love to animals and babies.

    • @ossac2672
      @ossac2672 3 дня назад

      O será que era una buena persona? 😂

  • @Kloverkill
    @Kloverkill 8 месяцев назад +247

    This is a very different and hilarious side of Dr. Felton. And I couldn't love it more!

    • @Felix-ix7ic
      @Felix-ix7ic 8 месяцев назад +3

      Me too! I wonder how much of this video he plagiarized....

    • @Momus2024
      @Momus2024 8 месяцев назад

      has the same sense of humor as your clever dad huh?

  • @The_Forgettable1
    @The_Forgettable1 8 месяцев назад +69

    This feels like a parody of your videos

  • @itsfilipinoball8129
    @itsfilipinoball8129 8 месяцев назад +31

    3:29 "The Most important bitch in his life"
    My dyingggg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Vorname_Nachnahme
    @Vorname_Nachnahme 6 месяцев назад +34

    Hitler seemed to be socially a bit awkward.

    • @Jahanbakhsh35
      @Jahanbakhsh35 3 месяца назад +8

      Yeah he seemed socially awkward and totally different from the way he gave a speech

  • @25Wineman
    @25Wineman 8 месяцев назад +228

    I'm laughing out loud! Isn't this supposed to be a serious channel? Thanks Mark.

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yes😂

    • @NiskaMagnusson
      @NiskaMagnusson 8 месяцев назад +10

      there's plenty of historical stuff about hitler that is hilarious, there's footage of him rocking back and forth furiously obviously tweaking out on what (I think) was Methamphetamine during the Olympic games. How he allowed himself to be recorded doing that I have no idea.

    • @davidbrims5825
      @davidbrims5825 8 месяцев назад +4

      Simpletons are easily pleased I suppose.

    • @johnpepper8603
      @johnpepper8603 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@NiskaMagnusson do you have link to this video ?

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад

      @NiskaMagnusson
      I’ve seen the entire film of the Berlin Olympics, but I don’t remember any footage of Hitler rocking back and forth ( but that was many years ago.)

  • @DardanellesBy108
    @DardanellesBy108 8 месяцев назад +91

    This one was even funnier than your other comedic classic: “Visiting Buckingham Palace & Regretting It”. Thanks Doctor!

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад +2

      I haven’t seen that one, but I’ll definitely have to look for it!

  • @MrLightstudios
    @MrLightstudios 8 месяцев назад +25

    That’s the thing, every time people talk about Hitler or show him they show him as if he’s not human, just 100% evil, like some super villain from a movie, when in reality he was a human like any of the rest of us.

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад +6

      That’s what makes him really scary. 😮

    • @familyandfriends3519
      @familyandfriends3519 8 месяцев назад

      Not just Hitler the people of Germany are just to blame was well

    • @tmillar3642
      @tmillar3642 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yes it looked like he enjoyed life like regular humans and I'm sure he wanted to experience more of it, if the whole world did come after him.

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers 3 месяца назад +16

    3:13 The first trollface.

  • @thEannoyingE
    @thEannoyingE 8 месяцев назад +45

    Hitler on a sled, the image that launched a thousand memes. I’ve been waiting for you to do a video on these bizarre private photos, and you didn’t disappoint.

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад

      I’d already seen that picture in a Hitler biography.

  • @omisan771
    @omisan771 8 месяцев назад +249

    The only time I ever heard about Hitler's teeth was when his dentist confirmed his death. I must have watched and read dozens of documentary/books and not once did I hear he had only 4 natural teeth left. I'm surprised this is not something that has been used over the decades to mock him.

    • @389383
      @389383 8 месяцев назад +67

      Missing some teeth was/is not uncommon.

    • @omisan771
      @omisan771 8 месяцев назад

      @@389383 It's not "some", it's all but 4.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 8 месяцев назад +14

      I only have one tooth left on the bottom right hand side of my mouth. Poor dental work is still common today.

    • @vulpesinculta3238
      @vulpesinculta3238 8 месяцев назад +38

      That's because in the 1930s/1940s it was common for people to be missing most of their teeth. For instance, by the time Churchill was 30 he was already wearing partial dentures because he was missing most of his front teeth.

    • @Azuris190
      @Azuris190 8 месяцев назад +2

      I agree, never heard of it.

  • @ryanSLF
    @ryanSLF 8 месяцев назад +27

    Bringing out his inner gimp 😂 never change Dr Felton, never change. 😂

  • @ibendover4817
    @ibendover4817 8 месяцев назад +57

    Not as weird as people crawling out of sewer tunnels filled with stained baby mattresses on the streets of new york.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 3 месяца назад +13

      Yeah, we're just supposed to act like that never happened.

    • @NahtzeeDice
      @NahtzeeDice 2 месяца назад +11

      Oy vey.. SHUT IT DOWN

    • @fredherbert7920
      @fredherbert7920 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@NahtzeeDiceIt's like annudah Shoah.

    • @dukejordan8147
      @dukejordan8147 19 дней назад

      Don't forget the goofy mascots fighting over who gets the money for jumping last second in someone's photo.

    • @macjamesflynn3732
      @macjamesflynn3732 19 дней назад

      @@NahtzeeDice the goyim know!

  • @hesiolite
    @hesiolite 8 месяцев назад +239

    That was hilarious! Please do more of these! I'd love to see one with Stalin private photos.
    Also I wonder who that American woman who kissed him was, and why she seemed to love him so much.

    • @marcwinfield1541
      @marcwinfield1541 8 месяцев назад +17

      She was from Norwalk, California

    • @deus_vult_1099
      @deus_vult_1099 8 месяцев назад +41

      @@marcwinfield1541what a specific random detail

    • @mistersquare7327
      @mistersquare7327 8 месяцев назад +26

      Uncle Joe looks normal in most of the pictures I`ve seen. He was actually kinda handsome when he was young. I`ve never seen a picture in which he would look awkward. Maybe such pics do not exist because the unlucky photographers were sent to GULAG right away😁

    • @randallmarsh1187
      @randallmarsh1187 8 месяцев назад +5

      Many people are saying that it was trumps mother...........

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@mistersquare7327Eh...more like there weren't enough recordings even for all official stuff, ussr was really low even on photography at the time.

  • @sirhernan007
    @sirhernan007 8 месяцев назад +72

    Having a laugh with Hitler is something that I didn't know it was possible. Brilliant!

  • @Vingul
    @Vingul 8 месяцев назад +29

    Not that weird. Some are somewhat funny and some are adorable, like the one with the squirrel. The one with the crow is just cool af.

  • @Der.Soldat
    @Der.Soldat 8 месяцев назад +93

    This was absolutely hilarious. I needed a laugh. You never fail to deliver, Mark!

  • @adamcowlam5527
    @adamcowlam5527 8 месяцев назад +20

    *Me enjoying Mark's channel for its superb history*
    Mark: "Weird Private Photos of Hitler"
    XD

  • @familytrieserichiltz940
    @familytrieserichiltz940 8 месяцев назад +46

    The British wit and perfect long pauses had me dying laughing. The inuendo with Eva Braun’s “hairy friend” put me over the top!

    • @ScornedRemnant
      @ScornedRemnant 8 месяцев назад +2

      Ah yes, I was expecting to hear another word at the end.

  • @usefulidiom
    @usefulidiom 8 месяцев назад +7

    “A tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler’s nuts.” 😂🤣😂 That was gold.

  • @Themis33
    @Themis33 8 месяцев назад +17

    Hilter seems so familiar to me. When I see him it's like I know him. Really odd feeling

    • @countdooku75
      @countdooku75 8 месяцев назад +8

      Same, felt it my whole life long before I knew anything about him

    • @Britton_Thompson
      @Britton_Thompson 3 месяца назад +1

      Perhaps you belonged to his inner circle in a past life?

    • @Themis33
      @Themis33 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Britton_Thompson that would make sense because I have a F terrible life. Haha

  • @rickwelch8119
    @rickwelch8119 8 месяцев назад +30

    I adored all of the double entendre's! Brilliant, Dr. Felton! Happy New Year!

  • @lght5548
    @lght5548 8 месяцев назад +46

    After I stop laughing, I'm going to watch it again to make sure I didn't miss any other puns or double entendre's. Didn't see that curve ball coming Mark. Loved it!!🤣😅👍

  • @TimHunold
    @TimHunold 8 месяцев назад +107

    Came for the laughs, stayed for the history

  • @leszekhalama1173
    @leszekhalama1173 8 месяцев назад +5

    Hitler organized a water polo competition in a concentration camp. The prisoners ask, "Who are we going to compete against? Hitler replies, the crocodiles will be in swim caps.

    • @Nitekom
      @Nitekom 19 дней назад

      Oh god.

  • @Critter145
    @Critter145 8 месяцев назад +31

    3:29 Savage🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fdavidmiller2
    @fdavidmiller2 8 месяцев назад +11

    Your abundance of puns in this video is truly impressive sir.

  • @YourPalHDee
    @YourPalHDee 8 месяцев назад +221

    Mark, your content is absolutely incredible. This made me laugh and was educational.

    • @williammiller8317
      @williammiller8317 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ikr, right, Mark’s an endless treasure trove of content ! Cheers 🍻

  • @Sumppa
    @Sumppa 8 месяцев назад +21

    He deeply loved animals, Must have been a man with big heart 💜

  • @psyflier
    @psyflier 8 месяцев назад +82

    Mark Felton never fails to impress, exellent knowledge of history, exellent sense of humour. How do we get these kind of people into our childrens classrooms? That should be our number one priority, looking at current world events and everything that's coming in the future.

    • @dustylover100
      @dustylover100 8 месяцев назад

      Too many people get offended by stuff that took place in history. It has to fit with their narrative or every attempt is made to eradicate it from the history books. Guess what? History has been passed down verbally. And done so for centuries. Even today.

    • @SaveTheKidsD2P
      @SaveTheKidsD2P 8 месяцев назад

      He’s not p3do, they’d never hire him here in the states

  • @SomeOne-xm5mq
    @SomeOne-xm5mq 8 месяцев назад +10

    Not as weird as the subterranean tunnels under the Synagogue.

    • @AK_Catholic_Traditional
      @AK_Catholic_Traditional 8 месяцев назад +5

      This small chew won’t talk about it, he’s part of the tribe.
      Sounds like these puns were made in the very same tunnel by the "rabies".

  • @brendano4196
    @brendano4196 8 месяцев назад +21

    3:47 😅

  • @definetlynotamainacc8773
    @definetlynotamainacc8773 6 месяцев назад +13

    Well he was human, after all.

  • @Maryland_Kulak
    @Maryland_Kulak 8 месяцев назад +8

    Wow, that was stunning and brave of you to make fun of Hitler. You don’t shy away from controversy at all. Now do Netanyahu.

  • @LateNightAshes
    @LateNightAshes 8 месяцев назад +128

    I love this video. Like others have said, please let your humorous side show more. I laughed my ass off, thanks Mark.

  • @kirkrasmussen9629
    @kirkrasmussen9629 8 месяцев назад +53

    Full of wit and double entendre, I love it!!! Thanks for the entertaining yet still educational episode👏👏👏

    • @CaymanIslandsCatWalks
      @CaymanIslandsCatWalks 8 месяцев назад

      You hear about the blonde who went into a bar and asked for a double entendre?
      So he gave her one

  • @Kataang101
    @Kataang101 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is the most unhinged video of Mark Felton’s narration ever

  • @Thecubelifeoverland
    @Thecubelifeoverland 8 месяцев назад +81

    I love your British style of humor you use in your videos. You can't beat the entertainment level. Keep up the great work for 2024 Mark.

  • @tobiCS_
    @tobiCS_ 8 месяцев назад +18

    3:46 I think nobody has ever uttered this combination of words.

  • @thepixalking6589
    @thepixalking6589 8 месяцев назад +80

    This is A+ material Mark.
    I can see how you present it historically, but also... as someone who loves correct 'history'.
    More of this please.

  • @FrankSessano
    @FrankSessano 7 месяцев назад +7

    Your wittiness never ceases to make me crack up Dr. Felton, on top of being a treasure trove of fascinating stories and facts about the world wars you’re also a straight up entertainer to the bone, I love it!

  • @Sunfade38
    @Sunfade38 8 месяцев назад +73

    I've never seen some of these photos. Amazing work as always. Found the commentary hilarious.

  • @Elvenpath1337
    @Elvenpath1337 8 месяцев назад +14

    "Here a tiny squirrel nibbles on Hitler's nuts."
    I almost choked on my drink, and I had to double check and make sure I was still watching your channel besides.
    Please let out your funny more often.

  • @Baycliff
    @Baycliff 8 месяцев назад +90

    Well done Mark. This is definitely "secret history". Brilliant link to the modern day. The photographer who took Hitler asleep whilst the snapper sat behind him would possibly have feared for his own life if that picture got published.

  • @brealistic3542
    @brealistic3542 8 месяцев назад +13

    People are total unware that Hitler was very health conscious and I believe some of his laws reflect this. Mark, that would be a very interesting topic to explore.

    • @shxmana
      @shxmana 8 месяцев назад +2

      A lot of people also don't know how long Hitler has been around in German politics before he did what he eventually did

  • @katiebates6134
    @katiebates6134 8 месяцев назад +17

    This was wonderful Dr Felton! "Nibbling on Hitler's nuts" quote just made me roar! Brave Squirrel deserves a medal! Thank you Mark!😀

  • @nuck-
    @nuck- 8 месяцев назад +75

    I love your professionalism in your videos but this really was great seeing your comedic side come out! This was really entertaining! I'd love to see more of this style of video from you.

  • @Lord_HawHaw
    @Lord_HawHaw 8 месяцев назад +10

    Hitler acting like a regular person = weird?

  • @Sevenigma777
    @Sevenigma777 8 месяцев назад +19

    I took all of your puns in stride but I lost it at the squirrel eating Hitler's nuts lol

  • @johnweeks8526
    @johnweeks8526 8 месяцев назад +87

    What a great short video. I laughed out loud several times at the various puns and pop culture references. I wish more people were capable of this kind of humor.

    • @nnnnnn3647
      @nnnnnn3647 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks to Hollywood, we have a completely distorted idea of Germans during the war. In the movies, everyone is elegant, athletic and handsome. In fact, the uniforms were poorly made, the Germans were short and obese with plebeian faces.

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@nnnnnn3647 why are you spamming the same comment ?

    • @nnnnnn3647
      @nnnnnn3647 8 месяцев назад

      @@archstanton6102 I respond to several different people. There are 2000 comments here and I have sent 5 replies.
      Instead of writing about the topic, you ask me stupid questions.

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@nnnnnn3647 You are just typing the same thing. You provide no evidence, sources, or context for your claims. Some would suggest typing the same comment as spamming.
      I honestly don't care about the topic. But was curious as to your need to tell people the same thing numerous times.

  • @houssamassila6274
    @houssamassila6274 8 месяцев назад +5

    "nibbling on his nuts" had me in stitches... well played Dr. Felton, as always.

  • @jeffdurall8353
    @jeffdurall8353 8 месяцев назад +3

    "....here is a squirrel nibbling on HItler's nuts." Holy hell, that got me snorting!!!!!!

    • @1neAdam12
      @1neAdam12 8 месяцев назад +2

      Simple pleasures for simple minds.

    • @jeffdurall8353
      @jeffdurall8353 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@1neAdam12 Settle down, Hitler.

    • @1neAdam12
      @1neAdam12 8 месяцев назад

      @@jeffdurall8353
      L'chaim! Moishe Shekelbergblattgoldstein.

  • @JimRossCinematographer
    @JimRossCinematographer 8 месяцев назад +28

    Hi Mark! I read an excellent book this week and when done I turned to the back and there was a familiar face on the inside cover. Instantly I recognized you and said "Hey! I know that guy!" So I wanted to tell you that "Zero Night" was an excellent read. I enjoyed it very much and will be on the lookout for other books you have written. I absolutely love your work. Thanks for all you do.

  • @marcbrown9413
    @marcbrown9413 8 месяцев назад +56

    History really does have a sense of humour sometimes doesn't it? Thank you Dr. Felton, I really needed the laughs this morning🤣

  • @dylanwhite3383
    @dylanwhite3383 8 месяцев назад +14

    The images and videos of Biden falling down makes me laugh most of the time

    • @ttburn6338
      @ttburn6338 8 месяцев назад

      I laugh more about the fat, orange moron climbing laborious the stairs to Air force one with toiletpaper on his shoe.

  • @vatonage1599
    @vatonage1599 23 дня назад +1

    Mr Felton graciously went into the field of history rather than comedy, he didn't want to outperform all the competition.

  • @mutthaam2396
    @mutthaam2396 8 месяцев назад +9

    "The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative and the second is disastrous." ~ Margot Fonteyn

  • @MrsStormtrooper
    @MrsStormtrooper 8 месяцев назад +13

    The squirrel one got me good lmao, excellent video as always!

  • @omramchandrajieducational
    @omramchandrajieducational 8 месяцев назад +4

    That Ernst Röhm was slickly delivered😆

  • @hairglowingkyle4572
    @hairglowingkyle4572 8 месяцев назад +6

    Wow it's not even April 1st but Prof. Felton is sure enjoying this one

  • @JJones-gw9vy
    @JJones-gw9vy 8 месяцев назад +37

    The comedy in this was perfect. Thank you for the chuckle.

  • @Balthorium
    @Balthorium 8 месяцев назад +8

    What would really be weird is if there were pictures or films of Hitler being normal. Hanging out, playing basketball giving Himmler the high-five after he scores an unlikely of three-pointer. They could argue about who was going to get Reinhard Heydrich being the tallest.

    • @wurzel9671
      @wurzel9671 8 месяцев назад

      I don't think basketball was very big in Germany back then

    • @IEVLB
      @IEVLB 8 месяцев назад +2

      how does that affect Lebron's legacy though?

    • @12_terabyte57
      @12_terabyte57 8 месяцев назад +4

      That would be so funny to see😂
      There is audio of Hitler talking to a couple of his officers in relatively casual fashion, but not only is it not very clear, they’re still just conversing about military positions or something like that. Stuff were he’s just casually chatting with a couple of friends or where he’s playing a game would be amazing, but at this point it’d probably have been found…

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@12_terabyte57 you mean the audio of him talking to Mannerheim?

    • @robertb.3651
      @robertb.3651 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hitler was not good at Basketball, but was a solid skater ! He was hitting the half pipe hard even after he became the leader of Germany.....

  • @kaeland38
    @kaeland38 4 дня назад

    The picture of him at the end is comical. Like the end of an old sitcom where the cast goes “Dohhhh Hitler!” and ends with him smiling at the camera 😂😂😂😂

  • @1994CPK
    @1994CPK 8 месяцев назад +4

    that austrian mustached painter wasn't all that bad

    • @frontenac5083
      @frontenac5083 8 месяцев назад +1

      *N4Z1 SCI_IM*

    • @frontenac5083
      @frontenac5083 8 месяцев назад +1

      PR1CK

    • @frontenac5083
      @frontenac5083 8 месяцев назад +1

      🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @1994CPK
      @1994CPK 8 месяцев назад

      Oy Vey@@frontenac5083

    • @A_Simple_Neurose
      @A_Simple_Neurose 8 месяцев назад +3

      He can definitely go down a slippery slope though, the mad lad!

  • @diarcon
    @diarcon 8 месяцев назад +5

    From the triple entente to the double entendre, this channel has it all 😂.