Humanity accidentally kills a god while expiramenting with another Giant Gun, informs all relevant parties about it as well as stopping research into said Giant Gun, and proceeds to scare everyone by informing them of them building the Death Star. Que galaxy wide panic.😅
Lol... either it is a death star OR hear me out, anyone remember that one Invader Zim episode where the Martians turned Mars and Venus into rocket propelled planets?
You... you are actually onto something here. Have a magnetic accelerator shoot out "packaged" self-stabilizing coilguns towards the enemy. Enemy changes positions thinking it will be enough due to the distance. Guns unpack themselves, disperse and shoots out all of their ammo at close range, causing devastating damages, while passing by. Later they can be collected, refilled and reused...
Yes, it's an unspoken rule of engineering that all payloads larger than 10 kilotons of TNT must be controlled by the big red button, and sometimes a pair of keyholes.
Americans do love guns, but the whole northern hemisphere is obsessed with new ways to make enemies go Splat! Australians seem to enjoy finding scarier life forms to challenge the northerners with lol.
In the entire HFY universe, these Humans are my absolute favorite version of Humanity…they’re not weak, they’re not bullies, they’re just bored and apparently all Americans!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Arguably, a death star is only 1% of scaryness of what a realityfabric bending, god destroying, probely time dialating, giant gun is. It also doesnt has the chance to colapse the universe, by accidently killing the god of the universe.
Somehow, I can't really see how accidentally killing a God called "The Great Devourer" can be all that bad. I will, of course, admit to a possible bias since I'm an Agnostic....
Reminds me of the difference between "Ah shit" and "Oh shit". The first means that you made a fairly harmless mistake. The other means you have done irrevocable damage and cannot change the outcome.
The historian in me is screaming in horror at the likely bloodshed between Terran groups at the proving of either existence or non-existence of their particular deities. I'm not sure which would cause the worst result. Until the species has successfully navigated a serious "Grow The Fuck Up" barrier, this matter should be treated as one of those questions you never ask, since you really don't want to know the answer.
As a corollary to the above, given how often Human Gods have been re- or mis- interpreted, it would seem horribly judgemental to blame them for things that assorted psychopaths and sociopaths have done in their names?
Humanity accidentally kills a god while expiramenting with another Giant Gun, informs all relevant parties about it as well as stopping research into said Giant Gun, and proceeds to scare everyone by informing them of them building the Death Star.
Que galaxy wide panic.😅
LOLZ!!!
My thoughts exactly 😂
@@GuardianSage Hey, why does your name looks familiar?
@@SergeyWaytov any number of reasons. I have accounts on a variety of different sites and games as well as a story by Sin-Text.
Lol... either it is a death star OR hear me out, anyone remember that one Invader Zim episode where the Martians turned Mars and Venus into rocket propelled planets?
The most terrifying word in Any language, Oops.
how about Gun gun, a gun that shoots smaller guns at you!
You... you are actually onto something here.
Have a magnetic accelerator shoot out "packaged" self-stabilizing coilguns towards the enemy. Enemy changes positions thinking it will be enough due to the distance. Guns unpack themselves, disperse and shoots out all of their ammo at close range, causing devastating damages, while passing by. Later they can be collected, refilled and reused...
@@eleklovatka7666 jep this is intresting
@@eleklovatka7666The problem would be direction of the gun being shot. It could have auto aim...but that would be more costly..
*Tediore entered the chat*
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A carrier?
Dakka to pierce the heavens... and the Great Devourer.
Someone wrote a story out of recent Stellaris runs, didn't they?
yeah oops sums it up pretty much
dear galaxy we did an oopsie
sincerely humans
P.S. We will give you hundreds of fruit baskets to make up for it.
Was there a big red button?😂😂
Probably necessary for breaking ai voice training.
I would hope so! 😅
Yes, it's an unspoken rule of engineering that all payloads larger than 10 kilotons of TNT must be controlled by the big red button, and sometimes a pair of keyholes.
if it is a machine made by a Human engineer it will always have a Big Red Button. It is the BRB quality code in all Human engineer's handbook. 🥳😂
Bro I'm not apologizing for killing something called "the great devourer"😭
They smash the great red button with both fists as they scream DAKKAA! That sounds fun and cathartic. 😂
That's no moon,,,
Well, it's an attack moon.
Not that they didn't say HOW the moon attacks. For all we know it could sprout arms and a giant sword...
Love these stories but I think they would be more enjoyable without that annoying back ground music.
Oh, them humans and their guns. I guess the Americans Run the World in the future. 😂
Americans do love guns, but the whole northern hemisphere is obsessed with new ways to make enemies go Splat! Australians seem to enjoy finding scarier life forms to challenge the northerners with lol.
As an American I would like to point out that Canada invented War Crimes
yup, that would do it.
Ah yes, more from Giant Gun-verse. 😂
Oops.😂
Only one more part left i believe
In the entire HFY universe, these Humans are my absolute favorite version of Humanity…they’re not weak, they’re not bullies, they’re just bored and apparently all Americans!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Arguably, a death star is only 1% of scaryness of what a realityfabric bending, god destroying, probely time dialating, giant gun is. It also doesnt has the chance to colapse the universe, by accidently killing the god of the universe.
DON’T PANIC 😊
Noice!!!
Guns!!!
Bull, god killer gun is so in a black site atm getting refined.
Ah yes... agun so big it killed a god. Can i get one?
Unfortunately, no. It thas been declared politically and religiously incorrect.
Somehow, I can't really see how accidentally killing a God called "The Great Devourer" can be all that bad.
I will, of course, admit to a possible bias since I'm an Agnostic....
I mean, the "Great Devourer" doesn’t sound like a friendly god in the first place. And who only has one god?
Reminds me of the difference between "Ah shit" and "Oh shit". The first means that you made a fairly harmless mistake. The other means you have done irrevocable damage and cannot change the outcome.
I love this series 😂
Well, at least the humans have some brain cells left. And the gift basket was nice.
"... Use a gun and, if it doesnt work, use more guns"
*A wise texan man.*
I was wondering when you would get to this part. :D
Didnt net narrator already do this one? And it is part of a series that doesnt have its own play list.
Brilliant lol but the gun could be bigger though
Hahahaha such a good channel the stories are great thanks 👍👍
Oop here within 15 mins a new record for my sleeplessness
Thank you for not saying "first."
@@adiaphoros6842100th🙃
Guns and guns: The rising of the gattling
DARPA with a proper budget..
Your "patient parent" delivery and accent really suits these "oopsie" stories, that last bit made me laugh. Well done sir.
they build a fucking deathstar lol😂😂😂
Why shoot a gun at a god, when you can build a gun that fires gods at your enemies.
We discovered your god, and killed it.
Sorry.
I wish I could thank this one twice.
The historian in me is screaming in horror at the likely bloodshed between Terran groups at the proving of either existence or non-existence of their particular deities. I'm not sure which would cause the worst result.
Until the species has successfully navigated a serious "Grow The Fuck Up" barrier, this matter should be treated as one of those questions you never ask, since you really don't want to know the answer.
As a corollary to the above, given how often Human Gods have been re- or mis- interpreted, it would seem horribly judgemental to blame them for things that assorted psychopaths and sociopaths have done in their names?