I love the fact that they mentioned that their enemies can run but we would follow them until the enemy gets exhausted and can go no further which then we would catch up and go for the kill which is exactly how early mankind hunted we are not built for running after prey but we have amazing endurance which we used to hunt we would injure an animal and then follow it till the prey can’t run anymore and then we go in for the kill
@@MsDogleaf I'm shure that planes have never been alive. You know those are edible too. Hard to chew or cook properly, but edible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
the galaxy rattled the chains of not just the beast of war ..hunger.. hate ..empathy.. rage ...and as those holding it leet go of their grip , the galaxy learnt that arrogance dont hide you from the hungry endurance omnivore
Many a predator should also note that humans will hunt predators to remove threats. Alternatively, we domesticate and break. What started as a mighty wolf now has trouble breathing because it no longer has a snout.
Yeah.....I think the the power structure of the universe is about to massively change....with many relearning what it means to deal with a hungry predator.
I really hope it would of ending like "I conclude with one final message. "LET THE FEAST BEGIN!!!!" , - - Ambassadors, Damian Shores concluding sentence at the galactic conference, on what is now known as the beginning of the bloodiest war in galactic history, "The Magna Vorans" , or the great devouring, or "The Old Hunt" , "The Esurien Hunt" the hungry hunt, "The Bestia Festival" or beast festival , or "The Voracious Night" . . . . i was really hoping for something along the line of, look i tried.
Man I remember reading a humanity are space orcs story that was like aliens starved us out and we just butchered and ate the aliens instead and turned them into cattle I was like Jesus christ
To be fair, it is interesting that life would evolve with similar enough biochemicals to make ingestion a good idea. That said, obviously not the point of this one, just where my mind goes when hearing about that sort of thing. And a good way of doing it, too. The implication is that the tech levels of the species, due to how technology works in this setting, are about equal. It's the tactics and strategies that change things. And now, humanity has been let off the leash. There are rules for war, because without them, war becomes nothing but an empty field of corpses at the end of the day, thanks to how our guns work. With guns that can shoot planets at relativistic speeds, the battlefield can take up to a whole solar system. And right now, every enemy casualty is something that can replace that MRE in your supply chest, and that's enough to motivate any man. Maxim 7 'If the food is good enough, the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire.; Maxim 6 'If violence wasn't your last resort, then you failed to resort to enough of it.'
@@nirfz Those were more guidelines of war, or suggestions of war. Even when one side or the other agreed to not salt the fields or burn the forests of their enemy...they did it anyway. Mind, those were less conquerors and more raiders, but some did raid far afield thanks to strength in numbers.
@@SageofStars There's no difference to the "laws of war now". They are still treated as "just guidelines". Signing member states agree that they adhere, but we can easily go through every armed conflict since the hague conventions papers were signed and i show you that almost every time at least one if not both sides violated what was in those treaties. Some countries outright refused to sign. It's still treated as "guidelines". Russia, the US, China, Isreal, Pakistan and India have refused to be part of the of the international criminal court that is about proscution of war crimes... The big 3 of these are also the ones that refused to sign a treaty to not use and produce anti personel mines over 20 years ago...
Technically humans are carnivores, are digestive track is not made to properly break down plant matter. We can be 100% healthy eating nothing but meat, the same cannot be said if on a plant diet.
I don't like the new voice. I'm having a hard time listening to it & have restarted it twice...so far. Please go back to the richer, thicker, deeper voice as it grips my attention & makes my.earholes happy.
"One solace we can offer you....They Are Edible" holy Cow, that was awesome
We ate dinner
I woulda liked if the end of it had “and they are delicious” would be even more terrifying for the xenos
Holy Cow is ironic
@@nrschicago ironic or a fun word play?
@@bradwolf07 nothing wrong with both
Was expecting him to finish his closing remarks with: "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have... _lunch."_
It will become a feast in the Galactic Council for humans
I love the fact that they mentioned that their enemies can run but we would follow them until the enemy gets exhausted and can go no further which then we would catch up and go for the kill which is exactly how early mankind hunted we are not built for running after prey but we have amazing endurance which we used to hunt we would injure an animal and then follow it till the prey can’t run anymore and then we go in for the kill
Or until heat exhaustion.
You could tell, as soon as he said edible. The humans saw there enemy in a new light. Not as solders to fear, but as food.
Degrading to be classified as just food.
😂
@@robertmosen6126right but it’s true will have always had to kill our food
@@MsDogleaf I'm shure that planes have never been alive. You know those are edible too.
Hard to chew or cook properly, but edible.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п*nom, nom, nom, nom*
“But we’re already eating them….” 😢. “They’re delicious….”
1/2 million hungry humans, 30 thousand cattle. Won't last long.
We can always stretch them out by adding a few vegetables....
I'll bring the BBQ sauce!
If only the council could read these comments
Please pass the salt!
No one shall say, we dont eat minerals to our aliens.
Nah the mineral aliens are cool with us. Lets not change their attitude
@@Pavk-9918if we lick them do they not taste like salt?
@@TB-fb1sq depends on their constitution i would imagine but some should? i guess
The cage is open, we are coming, and… we… are… hungry!
And all we see is a food rich environment
Loved this story, 30000 troops reduced to 2300 after the dinner gong had been rung.
Only in 1 hour too
2300 kept alive waiting their turn to be eaten, watching their fellow troops being made into ingredients or eaten alive...!
@@Christophielhey food tastes best when fresh
"And now you will remember your place on the food chain". very nice. lol
I'm reminded of an ancient saying.
"The bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my own wings to keep me tame.'
"From the bodies blood is shed
Soon the ghouls become undead"
Bro really said: "The buffet line has started, please keep calm" 😂😂😂
pass the salt
@@niyablakeand the various dipping sauces
@@Allantitan pulls out the shell cracker.
the galaxy rattled the chains of not just the beast of war ..hunger.. hate ..empathy.. rage ...and as those holding it leet go of their grip , the galaxy learnt that arrogance dont hide you from the hungry endurance omnivore
"HUNGER FOR BURGER....HERETIC BURGER!!!!" - Sanguinius maybe
I did say this... I think.
@@Actually_Sanguiniuscan you get me a new bolter for Sanguinala my lord? I broke my old one while shattering xenos bones to eat the marrow.
remind them of their place on the food chain, beneath us. LMAO! what an entertaining story! Humanity Fuck Yeah!
Many a predator should also note that humans will hunt predators to remove threats. Alternatively, we domesticate and break. What started as a mighty wolf now has trouble breathing because it no longer has a snout.
I feel bad for any aliens that look like chickens
I heard this like 3 months ago and could not find it again. So glad you published its a good story.
I would love to see this animated in live action or a film
Oh Hell yeah!
"Love, death and robots" style, pls!! 😉
Yeah.....I think the the power structure of the universe is about to massively change....with many relearning what it means to deal with a hungry predator.
Especially if that predator is sapient.
Stone soup officially added to the menu.
I never grow tired of hearing this story or ones very much like it. (Why can’t I find a smiley face holding a knife and fork?)
😕🍴
Bold move of the council to call human's corpse eaters.
So this is probably going down in galactic history as either the age of consumption or the grate devouring.
I really hope it would of ending like
"I conclude with one final message. "LET THE FEAST BEGIN!!!!" , - - Ambassadors, Damian Shores concluding sentence at the galactic conference, on what is now known as the beginning of the bloodiest war in galactic history, "The Magna Vorans" , or the great devouring,
or "The Old Hunt" , "The Esurien Hunt" the hungry hunt, "The Bestia Festival" or beast festival , or "The Voracious Night" . . . . i was really hoping for something along the line of, look i tried.
but still the " they're edible" line was my favorite i loved it
this should be played in stellaris as human became the devouring swarm 😂😂😂
I turn most species into cattle lol
We take for granted, that you have propper spices growing on your respective planets.
Bon appetite.
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Man I remember reading a humanity are space orcs story that was like aliens starved us out and we just butchered and ate the aliens instead and turned them into cattle I was like Jesus christ
Not cattle, this is a wild hunt. Like boar, deer, pheasant tuna.
Wow! That was nicely served up! More please!
i need a whole audio book !!!! moreeeeeee
When you try to be nice. Then show them we will and can eat you.
To be fair, it is interesting that life would evolve with similar enough biochemicals to make ingestion a good idea. That said, obviously not the point of this one, just where my mind goes when hearing about that sort of thing.
And a good way of doing it, too. The implication is that the tech levels of the species, due to how technology works in this setting, are about equal. It's the tactics and strategies that change things. And now, humanity has been let off the leash.
There are rules for war, because without them, war becomes nothing but an empty field of corpses at the end of the day, thanks to how our guns work. With guns that can shoot planets at relativistic speeds, the battlefield can take up to a whole solar system.
And right now, every enemy casualty is something that can replace that MRE in your supply chest, and that's enough to motivate any man.
Maxim 7
'If the food is good enough, the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire.;
Maxim 6
'If violence wasn't your last resort, then you failed to resort to enough of it.'
You say it as if people eating highly toxic food that was supposed to be poisonous wasn't a thing already.
Just saying, there were rules of war before modern guns.
It's not because of guns that there are rules of war.
@@nirfz Those were more guidelines of war, or suggestions of war. Even when one side or the other agreed to not salt the fields or burn the forests of their enemy...they did it anyway. Mind, those were less conquerors and more raiders, but some did raid far afield thanks to strength in numbers.
@@SageofStars There's no difference to the "laws of war now". They are still treated as "just guidelines".
Signing member states agree that they adhere, but we can easily go through every armed conflict since the hague conventions papers were signed and i show you that almost every time at least one if not both sides violated what was in those treaties.
Some countries outright refused to sign.
It's still treated as "guidelines".
Russia, the US, China, Isreal, Pakistan and India have refused to be part of the of the international criminal court that is about proscution of war crimes...
The big 3 of these are also the ones that refused to sign a treaty to not use and produce anti personel mines over 20 years ago...
That was awesomely clever, darkly humorous, and bad ass. Well done!!!!
Mmmmm donuts... alien. They taste like chicken... "Homer"
poisonous individuals wouldn't be able to escape, we will find a way to eat it XD.
real 😂
Let's find out which FTL capable race turns into the best bacon!
Dinner is served :P
Reminder, eating a sentient being is not cannibalism. Avoid brains and you should be fine.
Thank you for this story...
I have always been thinking what a futuristic world where humans eat aliens would look like
One of my favorites
WOW! I got chills towards the end.
To be washed down with a drop off chianti 🍷 😋 😂
Is that the Dinner bell I hear off in the distance?
The BBQ is on
No thats proximity alarms blaring, but close.
@@crunchie9362 Dinner brought itself
@@crunchie9362 You Say to may to I say to Mah to lol
SOUPS ON!!!
Most awesome !!! I wonder how aliens taste with barbecue sauce ?? Should we clean them ?? Or serve them on the half shell ??
Yes.
always wanted to try giant crow
"One solace we can offer: They taste like chicken."
My man should've started displaying recipes on the screen
Didn't expect this be narrated by Agent 47 himself.
I would love to hearvthe aftermath of this war.
Hahahaha😂, we ate them all
😂 GLORIOUS 😂😂😂 had to start over a second time
🎶 Food glorious food
Love this ! 😂 ❤
12:26 oh my god
The rock ones should have been shown in bags
These AI stories are usually formulaic, boring, poorly scripted, and poorly read. This one was much better than usual.
Cool, hunting season is on again...
I guess along with your gun and your fire starting equipment, you'll be carrying salt, pepper, BBQ sauce and hot sauce.
What's on the menu.😂
Who all are the allies? I think one is a fox another was a falcon but what are the others? They are the ones not on the hunting menu 🤔
hard to eat rocks
@@shadowlord1418 Unless they are salt ones...
That’s so nice! Shall we connect?
Nice to hear the va of David bateson🥳💯👌
Barbecue time. Do they taste like chicken or pork. 😊
If you have time to cure it properly anything can taste like bacon.
@@Jw-no7id alien bacon.
We have sauces for every occasion.
Here from TikTok
Can someone pass me the salt?
Technically humans are carnivores, are digestive track is not made to properly break down plant matter. We can be 100% healthy eating nothing but meat, the same cannot be said if on a plant diet.
47 is that you?
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that XD
Second time i’ve heard this.
Great story but a sad future for humanity, devolving back to stone age mentality.
Starvation can lead most civilized ones to animal level
During the seige of Leningrad, there were no rats in the Russian trenches.
@@snidecommenter7117 yes
👍👍
Took too long to get good my only real problem
I don't like the new voice. I'm having a hard time listening to it & have restarted it twice...so far. Please go back to the richer, thicker, deeper voice as it grips my attention & makes my.earholes happy.
I'll go back to him for sure, just testing on some one shots. I won't use him for any of our series either, they'll stay the same guy.
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Goddamn AI sucks yet again. Not a bad thing :)
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Ergh. Cannibalism. Who keeps trying to sell us cannibalism? If it talks, it's people.
Well those people are currently holding an entire planet hostage and starving them.
It's wrong to eat another person but it's not cannibalism when they're a different species.
I wouldn't wanna eat them either.
We already eat sentient animals. Them being able to talk is not a test of intelligence.
@@bobdamano9606exactly qui Gon jin said it best
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