Unleashing Human Potential: Omnivores Among Us | Best Scifi Short Stories On Hfy

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 3 месяца назад +409

    "One solace we can offer you....They Are Edible" holy Cow, that was awesome

    • @mbukukanyau
      @mbukukanyau 3 месяца назад +26

      We ate dinner

    • @Fikoj
      @Fikoj 2 месяца назад +52

      I woulda liked if the end of it had “and they are delicious” would be even more terrifying for the xenos

    • @nrschicago
      @nrschicago 2 месяца назад +13

      Holy Cow is ironic

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 2 месяца назад +5

      @@nrschicago ironic or a fun word play?

    • @nrschicago
      @nrschicago 2 месяца назад +6

      @@bradwolf07 nothing wrong with both

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua Месяц назад +171

    Was expecting him to finish his closing remarks with: "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have... _lunch."_

    • @mcp24
      @mcp24 Месяц назад +4

      It will become a feast in the Galactic Council for humans

    • @albertodimaio496
      @albertodimaio496 10 дней назад

      You should look up the closing sentence of Matteo Renzi's SHISH speech. I highly suggest it hahaha

  • @TheSpacePyro
    @TheSpacePyro 2 месяца назад +188

    I love the fact that they mentioned that their enemies can run but we would follow them until the enemy gets exhausted and can go no further which then we would catch up and go for the kill which is exactly how early mankind hunted we are not built for running after prey but we have amazing endurance which we used to hunt we would injure an animal and then follow it till the prey can’t run anymore and then we go in for the kill

  • @snidecommenter7117
    @snidecommenter7117 Месяц назад +169

    1/2 million hungry humans, 30 thousand cattle. Won't last long.

    • @Asperger0815
      @Asperger0815 25 дней назад +19

      We can always stretch them out by adding a few vegetables....

    • @henrybialik8333
      @henrybialik8333 24 дня назад +9

      I'll bring the BBQ sauce!

    • @midnightfox6500
      @midnightfox6500 21 день назад +8

      If only the council could read these comments

  • @terrorlizard
    @terrorlizard 2 месяца назад +258

    You could tell, as soon as he said edible. The humans saw there enemy in a new light. Not as solders to fear, but as food.

    • @robertmosen6126
      @robertmosen6126 Месяц назад +35

      Degrading to be classified as just food.

    • @lunazeebee12
      @lunazeebee12 Месяц назад +2

      😂

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf Месяц назад +10

      @@robertmosen6126right but it’s true will have always had to kill our food

    • @МихаилРозов-ю9п
      @МихаилРозов-ю9п Месяц назад

      @@MsDogleaf I'm shure that planes have never been alive. You know those are edible too.
      Hard to chew or cook properly, but edible.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 Месяц назад

      @@МихаилРозов-ю9п*nom, nom, nom, nom*
      “But we’re already eating them….” 😢. “They’re delicious….”

  • @stock_movie1875
    @stock_movie1875 Месяц назад +52

    I'm reminded of an ancient saying.
    "The bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my own wings to keep me tame.'

    • @theirishviking9278
      @theirishviking9278 24 дня назад +5

      "From the bodies blood is shed
      Soon the ghouls become undead"

    • @teatusnoone6332
      @teatusnoone6332 11 дней назад

      Alchemy nerd or weeb ?

    • @Thule21
      @Thule21 5 дней назад

      @@theirishviking9278
      The Bird of Hermes comes soon
      Not morning, evening or afternoon
      The Bird of Hermes feeds on fright
      Soon blood shall stain the night

  • @ExiledPiasa
    @ExiledPiasa 2 месяца назад +87

    The cage is open, we are coming, and… we… are… hungry!

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Месяц назад

      And all we see is a food rich environment

  • @redcraig3297
    @redcraig3297 2 месяца назад +96

    Loved this story, 30000 troops reduced to 2300 after the dinner gong had been rung.

    • @Asundur17
      @Asundur17 Месяц назад +4

      Only in 1 hour too

    • @Christophiel
      @Christophiel Месяц назад +3

      2300 kept alive waiting their turn to be eaten, watching their fellow troops being made into ingredients or eaten alive...!

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Месяц назад +3

      @@Christophielhey food tastes best when fresh

  • @pattyc.4978
    @pattyc.4978 3 месяца назад +129

    Bro really said: "The buffet line has started, please keep calm" 😂😂😂

    • @niyablake
      @niyablake Месяц назад +2

      pass the salt

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Месяц назад +1

      @@niyablakeand the various dipping sauces

    • @niyablake
      @niyablake Месяц назад

      @@Allantitan pulls out the shell cracker.

  • @wolfgangkranek376
    @wolfgangkranek376 2 месяца назад +175

    Please pass the salt!
    No one shall say, we dont eat minerals to our aliens.

    • @Pavk-9918
      @Pavk-9918 2 месяца назад +17

      Nah the mineral aliens are cool with us. Lets not change their attitude

    • @TB-fb1sq
      @TB-fb1sq Месяц назад +8

      ​@@Pavk-9918if we lick them do they not taste like salt?

    • @spymaster3366
      @spymaster3366 25 дней назад +3

      @@TB-fb1sq depends on their constitution i would imagine but some should? i guess

    • @MaDreameuse
      @MaDreameuse 12 дней назад +3

      @@TB-fb1sq Do not lick the alien!

    • @orlandobritt1460
      @orlandobritt1460 3 дня назад

      Can we make them into Bing?

  • @blaiseboudreau1819
    @blaiseboudreau1819 28 дней назад +27

    "And now you will remember your place on the food chain". very nice. lol

  • @AshtonCoolman
    @AshtonCoolman Месяц назад +61

    "HUNGER FOR BURGER....HERETIC BURGER!!!!" - Sanguinius maybe

    • @Actually_Sanguinius
      @Actually_Sanguinius Месяц назад +6

      I did say this... I think.

    • @blacklighthologram5339
      @blacklighthologram5339 Месяц назад +2

      @@Actually_Sanguiniuscan you get me a new bolter for Sanguinala my lord? I broke my old one while shattering xenos bones to eat the marrow.

  • @SerunaXI
    @SerunaXI Месяц назад +23

    Bold move of the council to call human's corpse eaters.

    • @empresspyra
      @empresspyra 9 дней назад +4

      "Scavengers" it would make one heck of a crossover to have the "prey" species attend a flies on the wall reenactment with them witnessing an ancient human pack hunt a wooly mammoth. They would learn a lot from that. Their assumptions and prejudice invites them to self evaluation and mature scrutiny.

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Месяц назад +46

    the galaxy rattled the chains of not just the beast of war ..hunger.. hate ..empathy.. rage ...and as those holding it leet go of their grip , the galaxy learnt that arrogance dont hide you from the hungry endurance omnivore

  • @SerunaXI
    @SerunaXI Месяц назад +27

    Many a predator should also note that humans will hunt predators to remove threats. Alternatively, we domesticate and break. What started as a mighty wolf now has trouble breathing because it no longer has a snout.

  • @JamesSmith-gm7fm
    @JamesSmith-gm7fm Месяц назад +43

    I feel bad for any aliens that look like chickens

  • @10v3lygir1
    @10v3lygir1 15 дней назад +8

    Honestly if we can’t figure out how to eat the mineral beans (salt) we can still figure out how to use them for something.

  • @Zarviya
    @Zarviya Месяц назад +14

    Man I remember reading a humanity are space orcs story that was like aliens starved us out and we just butchered and ate the aliens instead and turned them into cattle I was like Jesus christ

    • @darnelljohnson5313
      @darnelljohnson5313 27 дней назад +2

      Not cattle, this is a wild hunt. Like boar, deer, pheasant tuna.

  • @JeffreyHiggins-s7t
    @JeffreyHiggins-s7t Месяц назад +20

    Stone soup officially added to the menu.

  • @atticusseverus
    @atticusseverus 2 месяца назад +26

    Yeah.....I think the the power structure of the universe is about to massively change....with many relearning what it means to deal with a hungry predator.

  • @robertcartledge826
    @robertcartledge826 2 месяца назад +43

    remind them of their place on the food chain, beneath us. LMAO! what an entertaining story! Humanity Fuck Yeah!

  • @peteramaranth85
    @peteramaranth85 2 месяца назад +36

    I would love to see this animated in live action or a film

  • @axion9194
    @axion9194 3 месяца назад +37

    I heard this like 3 months ago and could not find it again. So glad you published its a good story.

  • @lionelwhiskerknot
    @lionelwhiskerknot 16 дней назад +6

    And now the most dreaded words the Galactic Council would hear on the communication net would be "Where's the Beef?!"

  • @jonathanmccarthy6937
    @jonathanmccarthy6937 22 дня назад +10

    Reminder, eating a sentient being is not cannibalism. Avoid brains and you should be fine.

  • @davidnelson9238
    @davidnelson9238 Месяц назад +13

    So this is probably going down in galactic history as either the age of consumption or the grate devouring.

  • @AdamDavisEE
    @AdamDavisEE 23 дня назад +5

    "One solace we can offer: They taste like chicken."

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 Месяц назад +8

    I really hope it would of ending like
    "I conclude with one final message. "LET THE FEAST BEGIN!!!!" , - - Ambassadors, Damian Shores concluding sentence at the galactic conference, on what is now known as the beginning of the bloodiest war in galactic history, "The Magna Vorans" , or the great devouring,
    or "The Old Hunt" , "The Esurien Hunt" the hungry hunt, "The Bestia Festival" or beast festival , or "The Voracious Night" . . . . i was really hoping for something along the line of, look i tried.

    • @bananamuffiin9869
      @bananamuffiin9869 Месяц назад

      but still the " they're edible" line was my favorite i loved it

  • @Operator214MerchantMarine
    @Operator214MerchantMarine Месяц назад +18

    this should be played in stellaris as human became the devouring swarm 😂😂😂

    • @griffgoldstein6378
      @griffgoldstein6378 Месяц назад +1

      I turn most species into cattle lol

    • @iRcoyote1
      @iRcoyote1 10 дней назад

      My default rights for alien species in Stellaris when I play a Bio empire is "livestock".

  • @bmac9936
    @bmac9936 3 месяца назад +39

    I never grow tired of hearing this story or ones very much like it. (Why can’t I find a smiley face holding a knife and fork?)

  • @crabLT
    @crabLT 20 дней назад +4

    Didn't expect this be narrated by Agent 47 himself.

  • @Highrocker1298
    @Highrocker1298 Месяц назад +9

    Wow! That was nicely served up! More please!

  • @dropshot1967
    @dropshot1967 3 дня назад

    Good story, good narration and subtitles. I am happy I found another channel delivering high-quality productions in the sea of AI dribble. I subscribed.

  • @dekonfrost7
    @dekonfrost7 Месяц назад +11

    When you try to be nice. Then show them we will and can eat you.

  • @mikedubovs1574
    @mikedubovs1574 Месяц назад +5

    Mmmmm donuts... alien. They taste like chicken... "Homer"

  • @cb5117
    @cb5117 29 дней назад +4

    That was awesomely clever, darkly humorous, and bad ass. Well done!!!!

  • @MichaelWinter-ss6lx
    @MichaelWinter-ss6lx 3 месяца назад +26

    We take for granted, that you have propper spices growing on your respective planets.
    Bon appetite.
    🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

  • @THEYETTY
    @THEYETTY 2 месяца назад +14

    i need a whole audio book !!!! moreeeeeee

  • @SageofStars
    @SageofStars 3 месяца назад +21

    To be fair, it is interesting that life would evolve with similar enough biochemicals to make ingestion a good idea. That said, obviously not the point of this one, just where my mind goes when hearing about that sort of thing.
    And a good way of doing it, too. The implication is that the tech levels of the species, due to how technology works in this setting, are about equal. It's the tactics and strategies that change things. And now, humanity has been let off the leash.
    There are rules for war, because without them, war becomes nothing but an empty field of corpses at the end of the day, thanks to how our guns work. With guns that can shoot planets at relativistic speeds, the battlefield can take up to a whole solar system.
    And right now, every enemy casualty is something that can replace that MRE in your supply chest, and that's enough to motivate any man.
    Maxim 7
    'If the food is good enough, the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire.;
    Maxim 6
    'If violence wasn't your last resort, then you failed to resort to enough of it.'

    • @braxat52
      @braxat52 2 месяца назад +4

      You say it as if people eating highly toxic food that was supposed to be poisonous wasn't a thing already.

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 2 месяца назад +2

      Just saying, there were rules of war before modern guns.
      It's not because of guns that there are rules of war.

    • @SageofStars
      @SageofStars 2 месяца назад

      @@nirfz Those were more guidelines of war, or suggestions of war. Even when one side or the other agreed to not salt the fields or burn the forests of their enemy...they did it anyway. Mind, those were less conquerors and more raiders, but some did raid far afield thanks to strength in numbers.

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 2 месяца назад +2

      @@SageofStars There's no difference to the "laws of war now". They are still treated as "just guidelines".
      Signing member states agree that they adhere, but we can easily go through every armed conflict since the hague conventions papers were signed and i show you that almost every time at least one if not both sides violated what was in those treaties.
      Some countries outright refused to sign.
      It's still treated as "guidelines".
      Russia, the US, China, Isreal, Pakistan and India have refused to be part of the of the international criminal court that is about proscution of war crimes...
      The big 3 of these are also the ones that refused to sign a treaty to not use and produce anti personel mines over 20 years ago...

  • @AshtonCoolman
    @AshtonCoolman Месяц назад +7

    Let's find out which FTL capable race turns into the best bacon!

  • @mbusocele1558
    @mbusocele1558 Месяц назад +3

    Thank you for this story...
    I have always been thinking what a futuristic world where humans eat aliens would look like

  • @jackreisewitz6632
    @jackreisewitz6632 2 месяца назад +9

    Most awesome !!! I wonder how aliens taste with barbecue sauce ?? Should we clean them ?? Or serve them on the half shell ??

  • @dank-man6510
    @dank-man6510 Месяц назад +4

    My man should've started displaying recipes on the screen

  • @locy012086
    @locy012086 3 дня назад

    Beautifully twisted. I love it

  • @ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc
    @ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc 2 месяца назад +7

    One of my favorites

  • @falconcorban4128
    @falconcorban4128 Месяц назад +4

    poisonous individuals wouldn't be able to escape, we will find a way to eat it XD.

    • @mcp24
      @mcp24 Месяц назад +1

      real 😂

  • @sylvain2mintoloose945
    @sylvain2mintoloose945 2 месяца назад +9

    Dinner is served :P

  • @czar6203
    @czar6203 16 дней назад +2

    Ohohohoho THIS one is good.

  • @Ian-j6q
    @Ian-j6q 29 дней назад

    WOW! I got chills towards the end.

  • @Asperger0815
    @Asperger0815 25 дней назад +2

    Cool, hunting season is on again...

  • @DeathclawJedi
    @DeathclawJedi 3 месяца назад +26

    Is that the Dinner bell I hear off in the distance?

    • @mbukukanyau
      @mbukukanyau 3 месяца назад +4

      The BBQ is on

    • @crunchie9362
      @crunchie9362 3 месяца назад +2

      No thats proximity alarms blaring, but close.

    • @mbukukanyau
      @mbukukanyau 3 месяца назад +4

      @@crunchie9362 Dinner brought itself

    • @DeathclawJedi
      @DeathclawJedi 3 месяца назад

      @@crunchie9362 You Say to may to I say to Mah to lol

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 Месяц назад

      SOUPS ON!!!

  • @stevenbuckley1416
    @stevenbuckley1416 3 месяца назад +8

    To be washed down with a drop off chianti 🍷 😋 😂

  • @topher_69eze34
    @topher_69eze34 13 дней назад +1

    As a human I have found a new fear in my species as I'm reminded that these tools we aptly call teeth have sank into more meaty game and healthy greens varieties than any other herbivores or carnivores combined and they still do because they're is delicious 😋, scrumptious and above all healthy. We took opportunitistic feeders to a whole new ball game and it scares me.

  • @darnelljohnson5313
    @darnelljohnson5313 27 дней назад +2

    I guess along with your gun and your fire starting equipment, you'll be carrying salt, pepper, BBQ sauce and hot sauce.

  • @mitchelldespins8287
    @mitchelldespins8287 2 месяца назад +8

    always wanted to try giant crow

  • @bf-696
    @bf-696 Месяц назад +2

    These AI stories are usually formulaic, boring, poorly scripted, and poorly read. This one was much better than usual.

  • @gsilva220
    @gsilva220 2 месяца назад +4

    The rock ones should have been shown in bags

  • @Christophiel
    @Christophiel 8 дней назад

    Instead of saying have a nice day, he should've done like Pennywise "You all taste so much better when you're scared!"

  • @angelmatiastorres
    @angelmatiastorres 11 дней назад

    15:10 this is truly cold... I love it

  • @mbukukanyau
    @mbukukanyau 3 месяца назад +8

    Hahahaha😂, we ate them all

  • @daltonbrasfield
    @daltonbrasfield 4 дня назад

    I didn't realize we could get agent 47 to narrate stuff like this

  • @glenmassey3746
    @glenmassey3746 Месяц назад +2

    What's on the menu.😂

  • @nesapanjalingam704
    @nesapanjalingam704 Месяц назад +3

    Love this ! 😂 ❤

  • @suzettewilliams1758
    @suzettewilliams1758 2 месяца назад +5

    I would love to hearvthe aftermath of this war.

  • @darnelljohnson5313
    @darnelljohnson5313 27 дней назад +1

    😂 GLORIOUS 😂😂😂 had to start over a second time
    🎶 Food glorious food

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 6 дней назад

    Your name is dinnah . . . and you are lunch . . . and you are a snack. And don't forget dessert!

  • @fuhkyu8146
    @fuhkyu8146 Месяц назад +3

    12:26 oh my god

  • @UBWChaosVector
    @UBWChaosVector 8 дней назад

    "Thank you for the... enlightening story, 47."

  • @kaitlynmyers9460
    @kaitlynmyers9460 2 месяца назад +8

    Who all are the allies? I think one is a fox another was a falcon but what are the others? They are the ones not on the hunting menu 🤔

  • @lightlegion_
    @lightlegion_ 2 месяца назад +2

    That’s so nice! Shall we connect?

  • @Seahorn_
    @Seahorn_ Месяц назад +2

    Can someone pass me the salt?

  • @Mancave5000
    @Mancave5000 3 месяца назад +6

    Barbecue time. Do they taste like chicken or pork. 😊

    • @Jw-no7id
      @Jw-no7id 3 месяца назад +3

      If you have time to cure it properly anything can taste like bacon.

    • @Mancave5000
      @Mancave5000 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Jw-no7id alien bacon.

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 месяца назад +3

      We have sauces for every occasion.

  • @Gravel47
    @Gravel47 Месяц назад

    Nice to hear the va of David bateson🥳💯👌

  • @carpetshake
    @carpetshake 3 месяца назад

    Here from TikTok

  • @robertmosen6126
    @robertmosen6126 Месяц назад

    Second time i’ve heard this.
    Great story but a sad future for humanity, devolving back to stone age mentality.

  • @enclaveofficerz3245
    @enclaveofficerz3245 2 месяца назад +2

    47 is that you?

  • @ZachThegamer-kz4pg
    @ZachThegamer-kz4pg 3 дня назад

    Is it just me or is agent 47 the narrator

  • @donroudebush596
    @donroudebush596 2 месяца назад +1

    👍👍

  • @thomaskinney9081
    @thomaskinney9081 Месяц назад +1

    Took too long to get good my only real problem

  • @Darkphoenix3450
    @Darkphoenix3450 Месяц назад +2

    Technically humans are carnivores, are digestive track is not made to properly break down plant matter. We can be 100% healthy eating nothing but meat, the same cannot be said if on a plant diet.

  • @wboyd33
    @wboyd33 3 месяца назад +3

    I don't like the new voice. I'm having a hard time listening to it & have restarted it twice...so far. Please go back to the richer, thicker, deeper voice as it grips my attention & makes my.earholes happy.

    • @SciFiStoryGuy
      @SciFiStoryGuy  2 месяца назад +2

      I'll go back to him for sure, just testing on some one shots. I won't use him for any of our series either, they'll stay the same guy.

  • @Jani-wr1dn
    @Jani-wr1dn 2 месяца назад

    Goddamn AI sucks yet again. Not a bad thing :)

  • @FreemanEleanore-b1v
    @FreemanEleanore-b1v 2 месяца назад

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  • @GaryRoseCO
    @GaryRoseCO 2 месяца назад +4

    Ergh. Cannibalism. Who keeps trying to sell us cannibalism? If it talks, it's people.

    • @kitty4123
      @kitty4123 2 месяца назад +3

      Well those people are currently holding an entire planet hostage and starving them.

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 2 месяца назад +8

      It's wrong to eat another person but it's not cannibalism when they're a different species.

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 2 месяца назад

      I wouldn't wanna eat them either.

    • @bobdamano9606
      @bobdamano9606 2 месяца назад +7

      We already eat sentient animals. Them being able to talk is not a test of intelligence.

    • @peteramaranth85
      @peteramaranth85 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@bobdamano9606exactly qui Gon jin said it best

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    @GarciaTheresa-t1o Месяц назад

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    @AnnMorris-z9d 3 месяца назад

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  • @gregstroh6360
    @gregstroh6360 10 дней назад

    👍 t

  • @Freelancer837
    @Freelancer837 Месяц назад

    47

  • @CissieNeil-x6w
    @CissieNeil-x6w 2 месяца назад

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    @FudgeBondu 2 месяца назад

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