Marines arriving in heaven

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024

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  • @gabrielvazquez1691
    @gabrielvazquez1691 4 месяца назад +262

    "…If the Army and the Navy ever look on heaven's scene, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines."

    • @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686
      @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 4 месяца назад +12

      My favorite verse of the hymn...

    • @parklloyd6690
      @parklloyd6690 4 месяца назад +7

      That's catchy. You ought to put that to music. ;) (And yes, I know.)

    • @anauthenticapple3974
      @anauthenticapple3974 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 my favorite part is the unspoken rule that whenever marines sing the hymn, they always scream the loudest for that verse

    • @jt8isgr870
      @jt8isgr870 2 месяца назад +4

      The Marines will 100% guard Heaven. It's an MOS. I'm pretty sure of it. They guard embassies and anything that has important people.

  • @ExaValkur
    @ExaValkur 4 месяца назад +142

    And you thought Semper Fi was just a cool slogan huh? Wrong, once a Marine ALWAYS a Marine.

  • @JamesDunn-sk2sj
    @JamesDunn-sk2sj 4 месяца назад +102

    When you realize the last stanza of the hymn is actually a contract. 😂😂

  • @AzraNoxx
    @AzraNoxx 4 месяца назад +45

    Welcome to heaven, you've been drafted - into the army of the Angels!

    • @SoHDrxy
      @SoHDrxy 3 месяца назад

      Pfft ill join if theres a marines of angels 😏

  • @patriot639
    @patriot639 4 месяца назад +59

    No hunger or pain, but you can still get them gains!? HEAVEN INDEED!

  • @Giggles_114
    @Giggles_114 4 месяца назад +86

    Staff seargant Gabriel 😂😂

    • @JimAllen-Persona
      @JimAllen-Persona 3 месяца назад +1

      If Gabriel is a SSGT, what rank and post is Lewis B. (Chesty) Puller? In the other place asking to see the “real marines?” 😂 After all, Marines do say: “Good Night Chesty, wherever you are”. Hell of a billet.

    • @jakebrooks7481
      @jakebrooks7481 3 месяца назад

      What about Michael

  • @xChaosFlower
    @xChaosFlower 4 месяца назад +58

    If he was truly in heaven, he would be surrounded by crayons of every color and unlimited gym time 😆

    • @AzraNoxx
      @AzraNoxx 4 месяца назад +3

      All that PT and no pain!

    • @fkboyStalin
      @fkboyStalin 3 месяца назад

      nah now mf has to continue working as a guard

  • @boogie0413
    @boogie0413 4 месяца назад +26

    Endless crayons and glue

  • @kimoquickreyes81
    @kimoquickreyes81 4 месяца назад +28

    A check in sheet in Heaven!?! Standing Guard for eternity living next to a dumpster! I can see that. Only for Marines 😂

    • @AzraNoxx
      @AzraNoxx 4 месяца назад

      Wait, his "accommodations" are code for standing guard? XD I thought that meant he was supposed to sleep next to the dumpster

    • @aidanpennington
      @aidanpennington 3 месяца назад

      Original comment left out a comma, it should be ‘standing guard for eternity, living next to a dumpster..’

  • @brookesimmons9901
    @brookesimmons9901 4 месяца назад +11

    No rest for the weary soldier.

  • @thomasmarshall97
    @thomasmarshall97 4 месяца назад +9

    That last line! 😂😂😂

  • @cassie668
    @cassie668 4 месяца назад +8

    Honestly have you heard their hymn? Dudes still got watch even when they’re dead lmao 😂

  • @TwilightMysts
    @TwilightMysts 4 месяца назад +13

    Sorry Marine, you went the other direction...

  • @rew970
    @rew970 4 месяца назад +18

    A Marine being excited about no war seems pretty wrong lol

  • @UsernameSaraWithNoH
    @UsernameSaraWithNoH 4 месяца назад +13

    Marines don’t die. They go to hell and regroup.

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 4 месяца назад +4

      Except for the ones standing guard

    • @UnklePeanut
      @UnklePeanut 4 месяца назад +1

      Retreat, Hell.

  • @jarheadzader
    @jarheadzader 4 месяца назад +24

    Because "You'll find the streets are guarded by United States Marines!"

  • @Anglers_paradise7
    @Anglers_paradise7 4 месяца назад +13

    A marines heave would consist of wars and crayons

  • @corynydam2361
    @corynydam2361 4 месяца назад +4

    One does not simply escape the Green Weenie by dying.

  • @JayceCross23
    @JayceCross23 4 месяца назад +3

    What about the chow hall aspect of the tour?

  • @christopherschroeder3231
    @christopherschroeder3231 4 месяца назад +1

    R. Lee Ermey is waiting to meet them!

  • @Sealinkchin
    @Sealinkchin 4 месяца назад +5

    "There's no war, but there is infinite tedium and many JQR/PQS to get done... because there's no reason we can't act like we're going to be fighting a war."

  • @ShyanneCamp
    @ShyanneCamp 4 месяца назад +6

    First comment.🥰❤️ Waiting to enlist when I turn 18 in the Marines as a dog handler!

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 4 месяца назад

    Where's that Terminal Lance comic when the Marines ask Michael why they're up there.

  • @andtaymer
    @andtaymer 4 месяца назад +2

    Reporting statements in Heaven go Crazy

  • @Bvcggdert
    @Bvcggdert 3 месяца назад

    I don't understand it, but I support it

  • @jackalope911
    @jackalope911 4 месяца назад +5

    Hey guys, am I garbagio for not being able to remember my serial number?

    • @jackalope911
      @jackalope911 4 месяца назад +2

      But green is my favorite flavor of crayon

  • @MansaMusa-v5q
    @MansaMusa-v5q 29 дней назад

    Thought you was gonna say “Where’s Chesty”

  • @redneckv1nce228
    @redneckv1nce228 4 месяца назад

    If the army and the Navy ever looked on heaven scenes they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines

  • @heathercamera
    @heathercamera 4 месяца назад +2

    hahahahahahahha this is Awesome!!!

  • @earlwyss520
    @earlwyss520 4 месяца назад +5

    Since most of them died so close, heaven is actually guarded by the USAAC, USAAF, & USAF.

  • @AC-iu6xr
    @AC-iu6xr 4 месяца назад +3

    I tried to make this easy for you my child!

  • @WakeupAmerica777
    @WakeupAmerica777 Месяц назад

    Now you are part of the elite angel armies.🇺🇸

  • @Dablkwid0w2008
    @Dablkwid0w2008 3 месяца назад

    Dang Marines homeless even in heaven

  • @jayt5346
    @jayt5346 4 месяца назад +3

    Saint Peter meets you at the gate I thought

    • @Kimberly-xi5fc
      @Kimberly-xi5fc 4 месяца назад +7

      Nah, Ssgt. Peter is in meetings all day.

    • @corynydam2361
      @corynydam2361 4 месяца назад

      We don’t rate St. Peter. That’s for sirs.

    • @jayt5346
      @jayt5346 4 месяца назад

      @@corynydam2361 sh*t!

    • @jayt5346
      @jayt5346 4 месяца назад

      @@Kimberly-xi5fc figures he shoulda got out when he had the chance

  • @kyrstal2011
    @kyrstal2011 4 месяца назад +2

    😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @acblazer
    @acblazer 4 месяца назад

    wholly rank and file batman are you in the Marines?

  • @mangyminotaur30
    @mangyminotaur30 4 месяца назад +4

    Rah

  • @Jesus.IsTheWay
    @Jesus.IsTheWay 4 месяца назад

  • @Alexstew
    @Alexstew 3 месяца назад

    Branches heaven Air Force food

  • @Truthfavorblessed
    @Truthfavorblessed 4 месяца назад +1

    Umm, Gabriel…I’m going to have to pull rank and ask to see your boss’s boss…cuz you’ve obviously been watching too many military holiday weekend movie marathons…smh 🤨
    #Once a Vet Always a Vet
    #Time Served for Eternity
    #Forever At Ease
    😂

  • @tiesthatbind5056
    @tiesthatbind5056 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂 damn

  • @spooky4223
    @spooky4223 4 месяца назад +3

    Hes not very bright I see

  • @SirBedevereTheWise
    @SirBedevereTheWise 3 месяца назад

    😂

  • @Laura-pq5lm
    @Laura-pq5lm 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂

  • @angihale7091
    @angihale7091 4 месяца назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @akram9168
    @akram9168 4 месяца назад +4

    The murderous mercenaries go to heaven
    Pretty odd

    • @NickVarn
      @NickVarn  4 месяца назад +1

      Who’s a mercenary?

    • @wolfysnack13
      @wolfysnack13 4 месяца назад +1

      @@NickVarn imagine someone who would never sacrifice a warm meal to help/protect another calling people who offer everything to protect others ‘murderous’. Let alone mercenaries, implying that it’s done for money… meanwhile earning double what a soldier earns to make none of the sacrifices a soldier makes…

    • @NickVarn
      @NickVarn  4 месяца назад +2

      @@wolfysnack13 every time I ask for an explanation they go quiet. Weird right?

    • @woodytheone99
      @woodytheone99 4 месяца назад

      I'll bet you haven't done anything honorable in your life. Each Marine is worth 100 of you.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 месяца назад

      @@woodytheone99naw. That’s slander. 100 x 0 is still 0.

  • @rudestlittlesoundwave642
    @rudestlittlesoundwave642 3 месяца назад

    Just when he thought he could relax!!!