Obi Wan Doesn't Drink Anymore

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @Rebel_Friend
    @Rebel_Friend 3 года назад +10541

    “Luke asked me what happened to his father, and I told him he was murdered by Vader. You know, like a liar.”

    • @issytheamateurnerd9877
      @issytheamateurnerd9877 3 года назад +130

      Laughed way too hard at this!😂😂😂

    • @issytheamateurnerd9877
      @issytheamateurnerd9877 3 года назад +99

      @@guardianvalor962 100% agree. Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader are two different people. Vader used to be Anakin, and he's aware of that, but they're not the same person.

    • @electrosindustries5299
      @electrosindustries5299 3 года назад +57

      @@issytheamateurnerd9877 Yeah, Anakin only genocides people who directly hurt him.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +16

      Congrats for the pin.

    • @mitaftsis3919
      @mitaftsis3919 3 года назад +5

      I don't know why but the way he told that story reminded me so much of technoblade

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 года назад +2663

    Climbing a fence that high was a pivitol moment for me! It taught me the true power of the High Ground!

    • @oldrelic2690
      @oldrelic2690 3 года назад +53

      General Kenobi....

    • @dexoearth9167
      @dexoearth9167 3 года назад +32

      You are the master of the high ground,Kenobi.
      Maul:KANOBI!!

    • @rapscallionsnipe
      @rapscallionsnipe 3 года назад +9

      @@dexoearth9167 kenobi*

    • @randyking2057
      @randyking2057 3 года назад +20

      SPACE JESUS

    • @Dovah22
      @Dovah22 3 года назад +11

      Hey kenobi, did you ever tell luke and leia this story?

  • @moonflame1170
    @moonflame1170 4 года назад +5025

    I think the genius of this is in the tiny details. The fact that it's the clones partying hard, that it's Anakin who smashes the bottle and yells "scatter", that Ghost!Obi is telling this story to Ghost!Qui-Gon years later. This is art.

  • @saberfaber3203
    @saberfaber3203 4 года назад +6623

    The best thing is i can absolutely see padawan anakin smashing a glass and yelling scatter

  • @kerrinmangan8379
    @kerrinmangan8379 4 года назад +5082

    of course anakin is the "scatter!" guy. It could never be anyone else

    • @PhantomToast304
      @PhantomToast304 3 года назад +53

      Agreed

    • @cody_monkeybutt3697
      @cody_monkeybutt3697 3 года назад +77

      What about Ahsoka Tano? I would see he doing that but she does take after Anakin a lot too

    • @draconianscout
      @draconianscout 3 года назад +32

      You see the character design for anakin? Ahsoka ain't even there yet

    • @cody_monkeybutt3697
      @cody_monkeybutt3697 3 года назад +15

      @@draconianscout I only said Ahsoka because the person said “it could never be anyone else” so yes I know it was anakin but the only other one I would see doing something like that if it wasn’t anakin would be Ahsoka.

    • @troglodyte280
      @troglodyte280 3 года назад +12

      @@cody_monkeybutt3697 Ashoka doesn’t have a kid that’s why anakin was chosen because Jedi don’t have children except him

  • @honoramongassasins8056
    @honoramongassasins8056 4 года назад +1839

    This is the kind of content I came to the Star Wars fandom for.

    • @lennysummers6672
      @lennysummers6672 3 года назад +23

      I came for star wars and stayed for this shit

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 3 года назад +2

      Ah yes because it's some sort of small fandom and not like the thing literally everyone knows everything about. The day star wars becomes some small nerdy community is probably decades into the future

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад +8

      @@daseapickleofjustice7231 The sooner the better, because that'll mean big corps don't have their hands on it anymore.
      Also you COMPLETELY misunderstood what OP was saying about why they joined the fandom lol

  • @inception_bwah1218
    @inception_bwah1218 3 года назад +2569

    "On Monday I went to school because that's what we did back then" damn that hits different now

    • @loneshadow0844
      @loneshadow0844 3 года назад +37

      Damn man, my entire Senior year was just virtual. I haven't even stepped foot in school this year.
      Edit: Spelling

    • @DacStudiosEntertainment
      @DacStudiosEntertainment 3 года назад +10

      It sure does! *I have only 3 months of actual 8th Grade, that could change thought perhaps.*

    • @bobmartin9918
      @bobmartin9918 3 года назад

      yeah....

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 3 года назад +4

      @@loneshadow0844 Good thing you didn’t step in any food. Wouldn’t want jelly on your shoes.

    • @loneshadow0844
      @loneshadow0844 3 года назад +1

      @@thomasalvarez6456 🤣 I just now saw that.

  • @42meep13
    @42meep13 4 года назад +2139

    Using the clone helmet as a giant chug cup was amazing. And since both clones in that scene had their helmets we can only assume they snatched another clone's helmet to use as a giant mug.
    Also R2 being the one who took a shit on a computer

    • @aperson9023
      @aperson9023 3 года назад +5

      Time stamp?

    • @vadernation1233
      @vadernation1233 3 года назад +46

      Nah the guy drinking probably took his helmet off to drink. There’s 3 guys two helmeted ones cheering the helmet-less chugging guy.

    • @darkpool7289
      @darkpool7289 3 года назад +2

      He probably cover it in oil

    • @nillanaphid
      @nillanaphid 3 года назад +3

      I'd really love to chug jug with you

    • @AnakinandPadme1231
      @AnakinandPadme1231 3 года назад

      Ikr

  • @fredjones2170
    @fredjones2170 4 года назад +6235

    “A hundred drunk white children” works a little too well when you remember the clones are 10 years old...
    Seriously though, this is amazing!

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 года назад +225

      This is LITERALLY the 9yr old army

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 года назад +156

      @Rene Jones that may be, but their armor is white (and in this video they're depicted as wearing their armor so it works)

    • @fredjones2170
      @fredjones2170 3 года назад +64

      @Rene Jones Oh, I was referencing their armor, not their complexion

    • @Joe-pm8de
      @Joe-pm8de 3 года назад +5

      @@fredjones2170 Fred whats your catchphrase shaggy has zoinks or something do you have shit?

    • @fredjones2170
      @fredjones2170 3 года назад +26

      @@Joe-pm8de No, I say "Fuck".
      (also any resemblance to ascot-wearing Scoobert Doo characters is entirely coincidental; I actually didn't know his full name was Fred Jones until years after making this account)

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 4 года назад +3261

    WHEN JAR JAR HIT THE POOL TABLE, I SAID OUT LOUD- “JAR JAR WOULD”

  • @greerjpeg
    @greerjpeg 4 года назад +1222

    I WAS WODERING HOW ANAKIN WAS GNNA FIT INTO THIS AND WHEN HE SAYS SCATTER THAT JUST KILLS ME

  • @meggoldnight
    @meggoldnight 3 года назад +2649

    THE FACT ITS YODA WHO DID IT, IS JUST PERFECTION

  • @grassblock7668
    @grassblock7668 3 года назад +527

    Pool table : *breaks in half*
    Darth Maul:"Welcome to my world"

    • @krisgordon3116
      @krisgordon3116 3 года назад +9

      Guess their members of Bills Mafia

  • @goroakechi6126
    @goroakechi6126 3 года назад +670

    I like that Aayla is the most responsible Knight in the entire order.

    • @aayla9982
      @aayla9982 3 года назад +15

      Thanks

    • @htyrohoryth6698
      @htyrohoryth6698 3 года назад +12

      Aayla? Wasnt that Shaak Ti-ts?

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 3 года назад +42

      @@htyrohoryth6698 Sir, this is RUclips, we don't have any shark tits here

    • @Discontinuedchannel1230
      @Discontinuedchannel1230 3 года назад +3

      @@htyrohoryth6698 Boi

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 года назад +31

      @@htyrohoryth6698 Ayla was the one who said "something, something, Jedi Council", while Shaak Tii was one of the council members.

  • @rosieg6989
    @rosieg6989 4 года назад +623

    I love this, this might explain why Obi-Wan went from a crazy Padawan to a zen Jedi.

  • @Ashy-zz5ug
    @Ashy-zz5ug 3 года назад +281

    I love how the clones are like 'yeah general, we can party hard with you.'

  • @renetrograde
    @renetrograde 3 года назад +524

    i love all of this. the drunk clones. shaak ti being impressed. anakin smashing a 40 on the counter. r2 being a baby and a tauntaun being a horse. but most of all, i am fucking FERAL over how much i love the idea of yoda stealing holocrons. not because he foresaw a great tragedy in the force and wished to preserve some record of the jedi. not because he grabbed them as he was leaving the jedi temple for the last time. no. just to fuck with people. absolutely golden.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +1

      R2 is a dog here not a baby.
      But yes agreed with all of this.

    • @artemis_smith
      @artemis_smith 3 года назад +9

      Yoda's behavior is consistent with the fact that he does ketamine and hits people with his 2003 Civic

    • @detectivealex12
      @detectivealex12 Год назад +3

      “Mmmmm. Because the one thing you can’t replace it is.”

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 4 года назад +427

    For some reason John Mulaney kind of started sounding like an American Ewan McGregor to me.
    But one of the best things might be imagining Old Ben Kenobi saying these things. Aside from everything else of course. Also Obi-Wan’s blank, stoned expression. And I was just waiting for Anakin to smash that glass and was not disappointed.
    But is it me, or would Jar-Jar have fit as Steve Urkel.

  • @Meeko4eve39
    @Meeko4eve39 3 года назад +722

    This is also why Obi-Wan doesn't want to buy any death sticks anymore 😏

    • @tr1stan706
      @tr1stan706 3 года назад +2

      Lool

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 3 года назад +6

      In hindsight, Elan Sleazebaggano definitely should've made an appearance lol

  • @mhillxK
    @mhillxK 3 года назад +242

    "An elegant story, for a more civilised age"

  • @RonnieFlare17
    @RonnieFlare17 4 года назад +231

    0:55 Vibe Check. But seriously oh my goodness this ENTIRE THING IS HILARIOUS

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 4 года назад +562

    *Trying to find Obi Wan Kenobi’s RUclips Channel’s comment*

  • @retrorenegade8562
    @retrorenegade8562 3 года назад +107

    I love how Qui Gonn is listening like an older sibling or parent, it’s hilarious.

  • @ocularzombie6679
    @ocularzombie6679 3 года назад +178

    the laughing audience is the rebels

  • @grassblock7668
    @grassblock7668 3 года назад +1482

    literally no one:
    Council:"We can't help Mandalore or it's duchess in this situation"
    Obi-Wan: 1:46

  • @tollywallace8468
    @tollywallace8468 3 года назад +127

    plot twist: Obi-Wan started order 66 while drunk

  • @StarryFandomGirl
    @StarryFandomGirl 3 года назад +201

    Omg Obi Wan and Maul at the “saw our legs off” made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @ninjaked1265
    @ninjaked1265 4 года назад +1335

    I’m disappointed that there’s no Ahsoka

    • @te_arts7085
      @te_arts7085 4 года назад +214

      She's too innocent that time 😂

    • @stsnmarsh823
      @stsnmarsh823 4 года назад +21

      me to

    • @aayla9982
      @aayla9982 4 года назад +26

      me too

    • @droidmaker7932
      @droidmaker7932 4 года назад +80

      Wait, was still technically a kid as he had the ATOC clones look during the story. He was 19

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph 3 года назад +59

      This was a little bit after Attack of the Clones, so Ahsoka didn't make her appearance yet

  • @thewerewolff7248
    @thewerewolff7248 4 года назад +110

    oh my god yoda being the thief is so good!
    hes not "freaking out about it" with the other council members too which is great touch!
    well done!

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 3 года назад +76

    “Another story I heard about myself” is one of the best John Mulaney quotes
    And the way he says “Rat-tat-tooey”

  • @generalgrevious5841
    @generalgrevious5841 4 года назад +643

    Omfg this is art

    • @johnlesbianwick4676
      @johnlesbianwick4676 4 года назад +16

      unrelated but you have the best pfp i've ever seen

    • @vareeha
      @vareeha 3 года назад +3

      hello there

    • @ElleLillian
      @ElleLillian 3 года назад +2

      Your profile picture is art

    • @kstu3215
      @kstu3215 3 года назад

      Leader of the clankas this is art

    • @nyan_katz
      @nyan_katz 3 года назад

      amazing pfp

  • @kiwikipedia
    @kiwikipedia 4 года назад +500

    mace's wife is ponds confirmed lmAO

  • @Madison-iw8ix
    @Madison-iw8ix 2 года назад +13

    The fact that Depa, Obi-Wan, and Yoda are also on the Council makes this 100000% funnier.

  • @issytheamateurnerd9877
    @issytheamateurnerd9877 4 года назад +718

    Original Trilogy version:
    (I know Luke and Leia didn't know each other before the destruction of Alderaan, but bear with me here.)
    Luke: Another story I heard about myself, this one happened my early days of being a Jedi. There was this senator back then who's adopted daughter was my sister, his name was Senator Organa and his daughter, Leia Organa, was my sister. She was a princess and I was a farmer so we were very different.
    And Senator Organa was....
    an ashhole.
    So one weekend he and his wife decided to go off planet, which you should never do if you're an ashhole.
    And Leia Organa decided to throw a party...at the senator's house....
    Hooray....
    And all the rebels heard about it....
    And we all got up individually and thought,
    "Okay, let's go over there and....
    DESTROY THE PLACE!"
    I walked into this party, everyone I'd ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the universe! People were drinking like it was The Clone Wars and the Separatists were coming to shoot our heads off! It was totally unsupervised! We were like R2 units without Protocol Droids, we were running wild!
    I walked down...
    I walked down to the basement, they had a sabacc table in the basement. One dude took a running start, threw his body onto the sabacc table, and broke it in HALF! Another kid, found out which room was Senator Organa's, went upstairs, and pooped on his telecommunicator.
    .......
    So the party was going great!
    I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding my drink, and I'm starting to blackout, and I guess someone said, like, "Something...something...Bucketheads!"
    And in a brilliant moment of word association I yelled....,
    "KRIFF THE BUCKETHEADS!
    KRIFF THE BUCKETHEADS!"
    And everyone else joined in....
    A hundred......drunk......rebels....
    Yelling,
    "Kriff. The. Bucketheads."
    With the confidence of guys who've already been captured by the Empire and aren't afraid of them anymore, y'know that,
    "I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU ANYMORE! YOU COME AND TAKE ME!" confidence.
    But from drunk rebels.
    The reason someone had said, "Something....something....Bucketheads!"
    Was because the Empire was there!
    So a Stormtrooper walked down the stairs, got to the bottom of the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling,
    "Kriff the Bucketheads,"
    In his FACE!
    And he was almost impressed.
    He was like, "Wow...."
    Then he leaned into his radio, and went,
    "Get the carriers!"
    And my friend, Han, who is now a father, this man now has a BABY! He grabbed a bottle, smashed it on the ground and yelled,
    "SCATTER!"
    And everyone ran in a different direction!
    We all ran in different directions!
    We were like womprats on Tatooine when you try to shoot them from above with air-canons and they all go in different ways! We all ran in different directions!
    I ran into a storage room, and I climbed onto some boxes, then I crawled through a window to the backyard, and now I'm running through the backyard and there was this big electric fence, and I thought, "I've never climbed a fence that high before!"
    And then I woke up at home.
    On Monday, I went to Alderaan, because we could do that back then.
    And I'm exiting my ship and who do I see? But Leia Organa. She was like,
    "Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?"
    And I said, "No."
    Y'know, like a liar...
    And she goes, "Things got really out of hand...
    Someone broke the sabacc table....
    Someone pooped on my dad's telecommuincator....
    But the worst thing is that someone stole these old holos of my grandmother. And my parents are freaking out about it!"
    And I had that thought,
    that only blackout drunks can have...
    "Did I do that?"
    I figured, "No, I wouldn't have done that."
    But I was never sure,
    Untill four years later....
    So, I'm hanging out with this guy named Lando, who was also a friend of ours. Four years later, we've blown up the second Death Star by now.
    So we're hanging out for a couple hours, when Lando says to me,
    "Hey, c'mere, I wanna show you something."
    And he takes me into his bedroom....
    Then he takes into a side room, off of his bedroom....
    Never a good thing to have.
    And he shows me a tiny room that is covered wall-to-wall in stolen holograms from different people's parties over the years....
    And I said,
    "Why.....why do you do this.....?"
    And Lando said,
    "Because it's the one thing you can't replace!"

    • @Mev-ni2mi
      @Mev-ni2mi 3 года назад +48

      got to admire the effort you put in

    • @issytheamateurnerd9877
      @issytheamateurnerd9877 3 года назад +32

      @@Mev-ni2mi Took a while, but it was worth it.

    • @Wildduckpro
      @Wildduckpro 3 года назад +37

      Now I want to see Mark Hamil narrate this

    • @issytheamateurnerd9877
      @issytheamateurnerd9877 3 года назад +25

      @@Wildduckpro LOL! I'd probably pay like a million dollars to get him to do that! That would be awesome!😂😂😂

    • @wyatt_76
      @wyatt_76 3 года назад +29

      The effort is admirable, and the fact that it was Han doing the bottle smashing makes this even more golden cause it’s something he’d 100% do then get slapped in the arm by Leia 😂

  • @ShinobudRUski
    @ShinobudRUski 3 года назад +150

    After the fall of the Republic, Obi-Wan needed a way of living, so he turned to comedy.

  • @Kitty-ion
    @Kitty-ion 3 года назад +48

    Seeing obi wan's mouth open up like a muppet and him yelling fuck da police is just beautiful

  • @randomsquidproductions4061
    @randomsquidproductions4061 3 года назад +61

    Young Boba should have been the one taking a shit on Mace's computer.

    • @pedrolima7944
      @pedrolima7944 3 года назад

      That would have made so much more sense than r2d2 (not saying it's bad, it's great, it would have been just awesome with boba)

    • @godzpeedx7ii75
      @godzpeedx7ii75 2 года назад

      No he shouldn’t

    • @godzpeedx7ii75
      @godzpeedx7ii75 2 года назад +1

      @@pedrolima7944 no it doesn’t make more sense. It makes sense with R2

    • @Songittheledgebog
      @Songittheledgebog Год назад

      @@godzpeedx7ii75h yes a robot taking a shit is more plausible

    • @victoriaanne6332
      @victoriaanne6332 11 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@godzpeedx7ii75seeing as boba tried to murder mace and r2d2 saved his life boba makes way more sense

  • @saltyteenager5865
    @saltyteenager5865 3 года назад +10

    For some reason R2 being the one to take a shit on the computer sounds completely in character for him

  • @kirbo-withknifo7428
    @kirbo-withknifo7428 3 года назад +27

    My favorite part is the “SCATTER” part because I can actually see Anakin doing this.

    • @jessicashultz8325
      @jessicashultz8325 Год назад

      I like the scattered because it reminds me of Helluva Boss.

  • @comediccenter7233
    @comediccenter7233 3 года назад +160

    "Say police"
    "Council"
    "No no, say Poe..."
    "Poe..."
    "Leece... Police"
    "Leece... Council😃"

  • @ViewTube_Dan
    @ViewTube_Dan 3 года назад +38

    WoW.. i'm glad the thief went with his psychopathic obsession into something that doesn't have killing in it..

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 3 года назад +18

    I love the thought that Yoda was at this party, probably disguised as a youngling, and he stole a bunch of holocrons just because.

  • @senor_swaws
    @senor_swaws 3 года назад +77

    "It's the one thing you can't replace" bro that shit is straight up EVIL 😭

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 3 года назад +2

      This is going to haunt me.
      I am so glad for digital backups these days though

  • @mikaya4187
    @mikaya4187 3 года назад +57

    0:45 did he just... drawed a jedi using the force to drink ?😂😂

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 года назад +118

    I need to see more of Prison Grievous... so much more...

  • @Violet_Jedi_Sylveon
    @Violet_Jedi_Sylveon 3 года назад +70

    This is so hilarious! I've watched it five times already and it still makes me laugh!
    I also love Yoda's proud face at 5:06

  • @halfofapicture
    @halfofapicture 3 года назад +19

    *Antique Photo Exists:
    Alex: This will be a fine addition to my collection

  • @banjofrog9951
    @banjofrog9951 3 года назад +33

    the facial expressions are so simple but so good

  • @ashleyd9310
    @ashleyd9310 4 года назад +178

    this is PERFECT

  • @MrKrossix
    @MrKrossix 4 года назад +94

    2:53 Me to my OT-fans when the Star Wars Forum gets out of hand...

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 3 года назад +9

    Considering this is Qui-Gon’s apprentice, he’d so say this

  • @katiecooper1387
    @katiecooper1387 4 года назад +62

    THIS IS GOLD! XD I love that it's Anakin who smashes the bottle! But the whole thing is glorious!

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 3 года назад +15

    Quigon just like "It's ok buddy" so wholesome.

  • @emmas.m
    @emmas.m 3 года назад +6

    The fact that Mr. McNamara represents Mace Windu makes this all the better.

  • @cadaverriffic9533
    @cadaverriffic9533  Год назад +41

    So 3+ years since I made this, just wanted to say that I love that Anakin smashing the bottle on the ground is the most replayed part of this video. It was literally the first scene I thought of when I decided to make this video and it's still probably my favourite.

  • @philhenderson5113
    @philhenderson5113 3 года назад +21

    1:12: "Mesa tinks me broke me bombad spine..."

  • @Fallen_YT
    @Fallen_YT 3 года назад +12

    Anakin yelling “SCATTER!” Just did it for me

  • @acerookie1173
    @acerookie1173 3 года назад +42

    Man, the jedi can party.

  • @Ashy-zz5ug
    @Ashy-zz5ug 3 года назад +32

    Order 66 be hitting different. No that's like order idk 67 or whatever.

  • @funmenpowell2092
    @funmenpowell2092 3 года назад +23

    Satan speaking to the kid who stoled and take photos of past family members: welp i will say i am a huge fan

  • @masterqui-gonjinn90
    @masterqui-gonjinn90 3 года назад +157

    This is extremely entertaining

    • @obiwankenobi1113
      @obiwankenobi1113 3 года назад +10

      Master you're alive

    • @satinekryze2893
      @satinekryze2893 3 года назад +9

      Obi-wan weren’t you the one telling him the story

    • @obiwankenobi1113
      @obiwankenobi1113 3 года назад +8

      @@satinekryze2893 well yes but he was able to comment the comment so

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 3 года назад +1

      @@satinekryze2893 wait your dead

    • @enderlazerblade
      @enderlazerblade 3 года назад +2

      @@obiwankenobi1113 so you don't drink anymore

  • @Just_normal_youtube_channel
    @Just_normal_youtube_channel Год назад +8

    4:48
    “THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!”

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 3 года назад +80

    Saw Aayla Secura in the thumbnail, stayed for the comedy.

  • @trissy1598
    @trissy1598 3 года назад +16

    "the party was going great"

  • @Rednova08
    @Rednova08 3 года назад +14

    5:15 Talk about turning to the darkside 😂😂😂

  • @C6KSystem
    @C6KSystem 3 года назад +28

    This is why we need a comedy in star wars

  • @bridgetdunleavy3549
    @bridgetdunleavy3549 3 года назад +25

    I gasped when Alex was Yoda

  • @jasonyoungkin1117
    @jasonyoungkin1117 3 года назад +19

    I’m really convinced that this actually happened at the Jedi temple!😂

  • @macekreislahomes1690
    @macekreislahomes1690 3 года назад +8

    My Jedi General explaining Order 66 after returning from The Mandalorian Campaign be like:

  • @Magpie_Thistle
    @Magpie_Thistle 3 года назад +33

    Why do I feel like after they beat the emperor and the second Death Star he would have told Luke this story!

  • @richardgeorge2250
    @richardgeorge2250 3 года назад +6

    The idea of yoda going around and stealing holocrons from everybody is amazing

  • @madisongoodwin5246
    @madisongoodwin5246 3 года назад +31

    I had no idea what this was going to be and the. I heard “and another story I heard about myself” and I died laughing this is my favorite one of John Mulaney’s

  • @nitzel9909
    @nitzel9909 3 года назад +14

    0:38 is basically order 66

  • @hannahblue7002
    @hannahblue7002 4 года назад +32

    2:03 My favorite part.

  • @itsATrappp
    @itsATrappp 3 года назад +14

    "I was bitten by the radioactive pig!"

  • @WaddleMoogle
    @WaddleMoogle Год назад +2

    "And then I told them these weren't the droids they were looking for, you know, like a liar."

  • @yaboi5893
    @yaboi5893 3 года назад +11

    Order 66, a quick summary: 0:32

  • @ginevraaustoni4044
    @ginevraaustoni4044 10 месяцев назад +2

    Let’s take a moment to admire the sheer brilliance of what’s going on at 0:46:
    -adi gallia using the force to drink a whole bottle of beer in one go while two clones look on impressed
    -evan piell wondering “what am I doing here” like any edgy teenager at a party
    -yarael poof (yes, that’s his name) straight up screaming
    -plo koon in the very background looking simply delighted to be there
    All of these people are council members btw

  • @InquisitorKryptman
    @InquisitorKryptman 3 года назад +9

    Mace: CITIZEN
    R2: Shit on the computer

  • @jaredstrange3071
    @jaredstrange3071 3 года назад +5

    Did I hear John Mulaney just say... “ra-ta-touille”

  • @Spike_365
    @Spike_365 3 года назад +9

    This is great especially the part where he said “a doctor coming to saw our legs off”
    xD
    Great job dude

  • @Jackson-ub1uv
    @Jackson-ub1uv 3 года назад +8

    2:18 I came for this

  • @philipharney8907
    @philipharney8907 3 года назад +23

    I wish a scene like today stealing holocrons was in the movies

  • @thomasalvarez6456
    @thomasalvarez6456 3 года назад +7

    3:02 He says Ra-TAA- two- ee
    Too many E’s

  • @guesswhatthisisnotmyrealna9510
    @guesswhatthisisnotmyrealna9510 3 года назад +3

    "Anakin!? WHY, is your padawan DRUNK!?"

  • @michealmalloy1934
    @michealmalloy1934 Год назад +2

    The “dogs without horses” comment was a reference to an earlier joke from the same show where he found out his babysitter was 13 when he was ten. He then proceeded to compare it to hiring worse to watch a dog.

  • @certified_geek7536
    @certified_geek7536 3 года назад +3

    I clicked on this on accident. This is the best accident I've ever had

  • @flowerprower
    @flowerprower 3 года назад +7

    Plot Twist: This is really all a dream he made up to cope with Order 66.

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +5

    The artstyle also gives me some LEGO Star Wars vibes and it’s incredibly fitting lol. And Force Ghost Anakin is adorable. As is Old Ben inexplicably.
    Occasionally I have trouble telling apart Padawan Obi-Wan and Anakin because of the hair, Anakin at 2:48 to 2:55 looks so _Anakin_ to me despite the simplistic art. And I have no idea why.

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 Год назад +1

    "The one thing, it is, that replace it, you cannot."

  • @coopsxo5877
    @coopsxo5877 3 года назад +20

    i have been BLESSED by this video

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 3 года назад +12

    I came here because of the smokin' hot Twi'lek in the thumbnail.

  • @MoonLight-zj8iu
    @MoonLight-zj8iu 3 года назад +5

    That clone was doing a shoey but with his helmet. Amazing

  • @lennysummers6672
    @lennysummers6672 3 года назад +9

    Damn, dude knows how to tell a story. Animator and comedian

  • @khajiitimanus7432
    @khajiitimanus7432 3 года назад +5

    Yoda playing as "Alex" is pure GOLD.

  • @JoaoPedro-ol7sl
    @JoaoPedro-ol7sl 3 года назад +9

    The story itself is hilarious but with this animation is even better

  • @xanderdoss5665
    @xanderdoss5665 3 года назад +8

    Deleted Scenes of The Prequel Trilogy

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Год назад +2

    This was great. It’s a runner up to the Wings of Fire one for my favorite animations of this story.

  • @Keiththebullfrog1916
    @Keiththebullfrog1916 3 года назад +6

    this seems like something Anakin and obi wan would do to be honest

  • @Cucatti
    @Cucatti 3 года назад +3

    This is canon to me AND NOBODY CAN CHANGE MY MIND

    • @VjxTop
      @VjxTop 3 года назад

      Can't forget Legends