Petrus VS The World

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025
  • Music:
    "Rebellion" - Sekiro OST
    "Lurking Sloth" by Alexander Nakarada
    "Back to Work Again" by TeknoAXE's Royalty Free Music

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  • @jmvv451
    @jmvv451 3 года назад +1570

    To be fair to the mushroom kid, their main defense mechanism is "I need an adult".

    • @argen2949
      @argen2949 3 года назад +273

      and an adult it received

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад +173

      It used its own little coded strategy and won, Petrus is lacking in Faith AND Intelligence

    • @nuclearsimian3281
      @nuclearsimian3281 3 года назад +87

      _"I am an adult."_

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy 3 года назад +60

      Sentinel: I am a adult

    • @fanimation617
      @fanimation617 3 года назад +2

      @@nuclearsimian3281 No, you are not

  • @BigBastion623
    @BigBastion623 3 года назад +3151

    The perfect Christmas present, watching an all-bark no-bite, backstabbing, manipulative, cowardly excuse of a cleric get what he so rightfully deserves.

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 3 года назад +121

      Rotten clerics get what they deserve

    • @KissyKaede
      @KissyKaede 3 года назад +168

      Could have just said cleric, mate

    • @rollye4857
      @rollye4857 3 года назад +154

      @@KissyKaede Redditor found

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 года назад +93

      No wonder why patches hates clerics…

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 3 года назад +153

      @@KissyKaede Well, main reason to hate Petrus is what he does to rea, a maiden, as well as her two cleric friends, so nah, can't really make that a synonym ^^

  • @JungleJuiceJoey
    @JungleJuiceJoey 3 года назад +2472

    The mushroom child guiding him to the sentinel was the last thing I expected

    • @darioj5850
      @darioj5850 3 года назад +188

      Man I laugh my ass out that specific fight

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +217

      _I will run - he will hunt me in vain; I will hide - he'll be searching; I'll regroup - feign retreat, then pursue, coup de grâce, I will win, but never fight - that's the Art of War!_ - Mushroom child

    • @heyyou9137
      @heyyou9137 3 года назад +62

      I saw that earlier when someone did mushroom kids vs every npc

    • @eddiemiranda498
      @eddiemiranda498 3 года назад +22

      Mushgank

    • @bronyfanhelluvafan6728
      @bronyfanhelluvafan6728 3 года назад +44

      The same thing happened with a Black Knight in one of these videos.

  • @friedrichjaeger367
    @friedrichjaeger367 3 года назад +1354

    Petrus: chasing a kid
    Giant sentinel: I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat

    • @logarius2178
      @logarius2178 3 года назад +138

      And seated he was, on the ground, permanently

    • @MegaDonker
      @MegaDonker 3 года назад +49

      Mushroom Child new parents :D

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 3 года назад +32

      Hall monitor putting a bully in a time out.
      #fuckpetrus

    • @bvxd-tw8qq
      @bvxd-tw8qq 3 года назад +14

      best comment today you made my day

    • @joshuaxiong8377
      @joshuaxiong8377 3 года назад +34

      omg now that you put it that way...
      a "religious" man preying on children?
      bruh.

  • @JungleJuiceJoey
    @JungleJuiceJoey 3 года назад +1359

    Him looking at the camera like he didn't just get wrecked for 13 minutes is what killed me. "You like that shit, huh?"

    • @killdyouback
      @killdyouback 3 года назад +125

      I thought it would just be him getting binned for the whole video, but ending on that pathetic ass win was just the cherry on top

    • @katsu1715
      @katsu1715 3 года назад +72

      lmao like hes hyping up the crowd in a WWE match

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 3 года назад +34

      I was hoping that he'd next have to fight a Painted World of Ariamis hollow that would kick his ass. Also, I'm curious if he'd try to attack the zen hollow chilling in New Londo and R2 himself right over it and off the ledge, like so many players have done.

    • @mrwizard5012
      @mrwizard5012 3 года назад +32

      Now if it was a _torch wielding_ pink hollow, this would've ended much differently. Lmao

    • @martk647
      @martk647 3 года назад +2

      @@katsu1715 The greatest heel of all time.

  • @Opofake
    @Opofake 3 года назад +1359

    Man, Petrus hits like a truck
    A toy truck, but a truck nonetheless

    • @raccoonofmotivation20
      @raccoonofmotivation20 3 года назад +76

      I'm pretty sure a hit in the face with a toy tonka hurts more than his bitch ass mace with his like 8 strength.

    • @ElFunao
      @ElFunao 3 года назад +73

      Even a toy truck would do some damage, Petrus on the other hand...

    • @mattoo6597
      @mattoo6597 3 года назад +49

      I'd say more like an eraser shaped like a truck

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад +19

      @@mattoo6597 the eraser is also just hard enough so it can't erase things

    • @mikeohc
      @mikeohc 3 года назад +7

      Had me in the first half

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 3 года назад +767

    -trap lady and friends in giant cave and leave them to die
    -undead Chad finds out, beats your ass, saves lady
    -internet hates you
    -sentenced to eternally fight and get your ass kicked by everything in existence.
    Coulda just been a normal cleric, petrus. Coulda just been.

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 3 года назад +143

      Mans lied on his cleric interview.
      Couldn't even kill a skeleton, the one thing he's supposed to....

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 3 года назад +25

      Unfortunately lady ends up going hollow after you purchase all her miracles.

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 3 года назад +58

      @@NexusKin That's just the world of Dark Souls being cruel. At least she had a faith-related purpose for awhile. She was a pure soul who didn't deserve any of the bad things that happened to her. Also at least the Chosen Undead was good company for her for awhile.

    • @lordquaz7154
      @lordquaz7154 3 года назад +7

      Diavolo:
      First time?

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 3 года назад +23

      @@pokimanefartcompilation Man, before today I didn't even know that the necromancer fight back, that's how lame Petrus is to me

  • @JC-eo2qe
    @JC-eo2qe 3 года назад +860

    Watching Petrus flee for his life from the Butcher was so satisfying. Even stopped the heal too.

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 3 года назад +48

      That butcher may not be the strongest, but he sure as hell put fear into Petrus's heart

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 3 года назад +42

      Petrus: "Leave me alone! Just give me five more seconds of precious life!"
      Butcher: "If you make me chase you I swear on Gwyn's charcoal nipples I'll make you regret it!"

    • @manofdaboijerry7687
      @manofdaboijerry7687 3 года назад +4

      Ikr the entire time I was thinking "Kill the bitch kill the bitch kill the bitch" while I watched the chase happen

    • @AnonymouslyDoneoEra_ii1
      @AnonymouslyDoneoEra_ii1 3 года назад +3

      And he lost to a girl, haha.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад

      What is in the Butcher’s offhand? I don’t recall that.

  • @imperialquietus9977
    @imperialquietus9977 3 года назад +335

    BonfireVN: I saw 14,000,605 futures
    Petrus: In how many of them do I win?
    BonfireVN: One

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 года назад +38

      DS community: And this ain't one of them

    • @GunRunner106
      @GunRunner106 3 года назад +3

      he could probably defeat the baldur knight tho

    • @EdgeOfDarknezz
      @EdgeOfDarknezz 3 года назад +10

      @@GunRunner106 i hoped that he will kill him, but failed, but i am interested in more things like armored hollow knight, ariamis hollow, or this with torches

    • @GunRunner106
      @GunRunner106 3 года назад +13

      @@EdgeOfDarknezz there's a good chance for him to beat the baldur.... torch hollow would fuck'em up tho.....

  • @darioj5850
    @darioj5850 3 года назад +1079

    This one had me laughing more than I expected, Petrus is so useless he didn't manage to kill a Nechromancer, let alone a mushroom child, good one pal, looking forward to Petrus vs Assylum Demon

    • @neutralplayer7895
      @neutralplayer7895 3 года назад +6

      The Mushroom child doesn't count,He could have killed it if the lil shit didn't run away

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 3 года назад +122

      @@neutralplayer7895 lil shroom was able to lure him into a trap, still counts

    • @thegk-verse4216
      @thegk-verse4216 3 года назад +65

      @@neutralplayer7895 It's like saying he could have beat the sentinel if it stopped attacking

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад +20

      @@neutralplayer7895 that's the mushroom kid's playstyle, being number 2

    • @manofdaboijerry7687
      @manofdaboijerry7687 3 года назад +8

      That's another video I'd love to see- Petrus vs bosses. Obviously he'd lose everytime but it would be fun to watch him get his ass beat.

  • @hkazu63
    @hkazu63 3 года назад +2160

    It’s really one of my favourite things that the entire Souls community is united against Petrus. Even some ppl still like characters like Lautrec, but Petrus? Everyone hates him and I love it.

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 3 года назад +434

      Lautrec at least has style. Even if you like the Elite Cleric armour, Petrus isn't even the 2nd best person in it.

    • @JC-eo2qe
      @JC-eo2qe 3 года назад +290

      Lautrec at least has the possibility of being redeemed. Noticeably he never harmed the Darkmoon Knightess from Anor Londo, meaning he wouldn’t nilly-willy steal every fire keeper soul that he found. There’s even fan theories that he was the Knight who protected the Knightess, basically the Carim honor code like how Egyon watched over his own charge, and may have even stolen a fire keeper soul solely to help relieve the Knightess’s pain since she she needed humanity to avoid suffering.

    • @marikstentoum1998
      @marikstentoum1998 3 года назад +61

      @@JC-eo2qe Hawkshaw made a video about this recently

    • @nem3908
      @nem3908 3 года назад +28

      I killed him as soon as I saw him I thought the community prolly liked him and would hate me but guess not

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 года назад +331

      I mean, Lautrec at least offers to help in 2 boss fights and seems to have a motivation regarding the Firekeeper Soul that points to a more benevolent purpose. He's just a giant asshole about it, which is charming in its own way. Petrus on the other hand is useless, condescending, and a sinister backstabber who even Patches of all people has a problem with.

  • @TheLastGame666
    @TheLastGame666 3 года назад +478

    The mushroom child with that outsmart has to be the best thing I've seen on this channel so far

    • @CommRichard
      @CommRichard 3 года назад +28

      This is the 2nd time i seen the shroom child bamboozle someone on this channel.

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 года назад +20

      smol child and big giant= best buddies

    • @thechickennuggetlordv2654
      @thechickennuggetlordv2654 Год назад

      Smartest Petrus moment

  • @beydey2647
    @beydey2647 3 года назад +632

    8:02 I have NEVER seen this grab before. Thank you Petrus, very cool.

    • @Sumea_Saukko
      @Sumea_Saukko 3 года назад +6

      I’m pretty sure they have stolen that sound effect from one of the enemies from Quake.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 года назад +17

      _Really? I admit to have been victim of that grab attack at least twice in all my playthroughs._ (before I started exploiting the trees for cover)

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 3 года назад +1

      @@MrDibara I almost never fought these fellas, out of my 2 dozen or so playthroughs of this game only like 4 times have I killed the gang

    • @RichterTheRat
      @RichterTheRat 2 года назад +6

      @@Sumea_Saukko That's a stock sound effect that lots of games used. It's also in Duke Nukem 3D anytime a Pigcop spawns.

    • @Sumea_Saukko
      @Sumea_Saukko 2 года назад +1

      @@RichterTheRat Yeah, i believe the enemy is called ”Ogre” in Quake. They use the same exact sound effect.

  • @KnightValfodr
    @KnightValfodr 3 года назад +1015

    Ain't no better Christmas gift than the catharsis of this upload.

  • @Bossu
    @Bossu 3 года назад +223

    *gets killed by 1 Skeleton*
    Literally your entire mission right there Petrus, good job!

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 2 года назад +17

      I thought if nothing else he could at least kill. One. Single. Skeleton. I was wrong. I mean come on man you have a hammer and can heal it shouldn't be hard

  • @ThePigasaurus
    @ThePigasaurus 3 года назад +435

    Lmao he couldn’t even win against an enemy who didn’t fight back

    • @dalion-asn
      @dalion-asn 3 года назад +51

      Even if it did fight back it would win

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 года назад +3

      @@dalion-asn definitely. considering its parent one shots maybe it 3-4 shots

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Год назад +2

      Petrus: You can't beat me.
      Child: I can't.
      *Points at the Child Protective Sentinel*
      Child: HE can.

  • @trevorvanderputten7430
    @trevorvanderputten7430 3 года назад +301

    Petrus Chasing after the mushroom child only to get shield slammed by a sentinel giant. Perfect way to end him.

  • @kevinflores2300
    @kevinflores2300 3 года назад +375

    Imagine if the Mushroom Child came back after Petreus died just to point down. Also Andre really use the drop kick strat to win.

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 3 года назад +15

      Drop kicked to death. I was hoping for the goold 1 2 with Andre's signature.

    • @amysteriouspersonintophat1458
      @amysteriouspersonintophat1458 2 года назад +24

      Andre didn't even give Petrus the honor of being punched!

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 года назад +2

      @@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 andre one "one punch man" him into oblivion

  • @VincentVanZigel
    @VincentVanZigel 3 года назад +344

    Getting outwitted by a mushroom child deserves a Darwin award. 😂

  • @cosmicpoot2012
    @cosmicpoot2012 3 года назад +187

    I love how Andre used only the kick attack and killed Petrus just before he could get his heal off

    • @argen2949
      @argen2949 3 года назад +25

      "this mofo ain't even worth to throw hands at, i'll just kick it to death"

    • @RattlebonesTheThird
      @RattlebonesTheThird 2 года назад +4

      Only way to fight against a stinky turtle aka petrus

  • @ChuckShnozwell
    @ChuckShnozwell 3 года назад +214

    Nothing gave me greater satisfaction then the balder knight oneshotting petrus with a riposte
    Edit: nevermind i just saw andre dropkick him in the face

  • @wahoo2782
    @wahoo2782 3 года назад +193

    ahhh, I finally understand Petrus' role in the story now. He's the comic relief

  • @kpoboctokCHANNEL
    @kpoboctokCHANNEL 3 года назад +266

    After so much humiliation even Petrus receives his Christmas present, this is so nice of you

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 3 года назад +32

      I was expecting a horde of hollows climbing up the stairs

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 года назад

      @@CallMeMimi27 honestly 3-4 could probly kill him Xd

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 года назад

      @@kuru-yami9416 2 could kill petrus

  • @THECRAZEBLING
    @THECRAZEBLING 3 года назад +324

    The only other thing that Petrus can kill other than a defenseless woman is... a hollow.
    A normal goddamn hollow.
    ....Why does Petrus even exist?

    • @Knight_647
      @Knight_647 2 года назад +32

      to sell me miracles because I don't use estus

    • @ender8166
      @ender8166 2 года назад +12

      @@Knight_647 Same, whenever I explore an area in which the bonfire hasn't been kindled yet, I avoid using Estus, since I can't replenish it up to 20.

    • @Knight_647
      @Knight_647 2 года назад +7

      @@ender8166 in a no death run I literally made it back to the undead asylum cell in ng+ without drinking a single estus

    • @ItsMoiCam
      @ItsMoiCam 11 дней назад

      to point and laugh at his ugly haircut.

  • @aldente3868
    @aldente3868 3 года назад +101

    Seeing Petrus getting mauled by everything again, again and again is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @SaaScofagus
    @SaaScofagus 3 года назад +404

    Ah yes a priest chasing an infant

    • @israelsifuentes9178
      @israelsifuentes9178 3 года назад +5

      Hahaha, goddamn!!!!

    • @Ruew
      @Ruew 2 года назад +6

      THAT got a laugh out of me!!

    • @andreJT9
      @andreJT9 2 года назад +2

      Hahahahahhaha

    • @IamSnehan
      @IamSnehan 2 года назад +2

      I fucking fell off my chair🤣

    • @thatsinsanedude90
      @thatsinsanedude90 2 года назад +4

      @@alfalldoot6715 found the priest

  • @mystycassaultunholyendings3619
    @mystycassaultunholyendings3619 3 года назад +158

    Mushroom child: *gets hit a few times*
    Mushroom child: don't test me.
    Petrus: *uses force*
    Child: ok, fuck it, Incle Giant!!
    Giant: destroys Petrus
    Child: thank you!!

  • @1bobuxman143
    @1bobuxman143 3 года назад +19

    10:33 i want to belive that lil mushroom hugged the Sentinel leg after that..so cute😊

  • @stripedhyenuh
    @stripedhyenuh 3 года назад +171

    Not sure if the intention of this video was to: a) determine whether or not Petrus is able to defeat *anything* in the game, or b) simply enjoy Petrus getting his ass handed to him by mobs for 13 minutes straight

    • @finnlewis6207
      @finnlewis6207 3 года назад +4

      Probably more of the former, given that he faces some pretty strong enemies.

    • @GladiusTR
      @GladiusTR 3 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @ArtoriasGaming0516
      @ArtoriasGaming0516 2 года назад +22

      @@finnlewis6207 bro fought to a literal skeleton and still lose💀💀💀

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 2 года назад +12

      @@ArtoriasGaming0516 Seriously, how did a cleric with a hammer type weapon lose to a single skeleton

    • @nicolapodgornik6644
      @nicolapodgornik6644 2 года назад

      B

  • @nothingnice8676
    @nothingnice8676 3 года назад +41

    13:15 loses to every enemy except the weakest in the whole game then proceeds to walk past and stare down the camera like some sorta badass lol

  • @danghostman2814
    @danghostman2814 3 года назад +25

    Balder Knight almost got humiliated, then turned it around with that sweet riposte stance.

    • @UnGodlyGod7365
      @UnGodlyGod7365 3 года назад +17

      Nah, Balder Knight was just buttering Petrus up so that his inevitable loss would be even better

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 3 года назад +92

    I wonder if Petrus can beat one of those torch wielding Hollows? You know, the kind that rush at you.

    • @JC-eo2qe
      @JC-eo2qe 3 года назад +22

      Was hoping we’d see that happen right after Petrus killed the sword wielding hollow.

    • @DigitalLemon69
      @DigitalLemon69 3 года назад +37

      to be fair, i'd die to a torch guy too.

    • @dalion-asn
      @dalion-asn 3 года назад

      absolutely any hollow type can rush at you. Even the ones in new londo

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 3 года назад +8

      Honestly those ones are actually pretty dangerous, let your guard down around them or treat them like a joke and they'll actually get in some pretty decent damage.
      They're easy to underestimate and can get in some easy hits, I doubt Petrus could take one out.

    • @Snickersnek
      @Snickersnek 3 года назад

      @@dalion-asn Really? Torch hollows acted differently for me as I recall, the ones in the lower burg by the dead-end on the far side from the Capra demon liked stunlocking far more than the upper burg swordbois

  • @triel14
    @triel14 3 года назад +72

    Against the wheel skeleton: ok, I think he can actually do this- nevermind…
    Against the necromancer: this should just barely be possible- and he’s dead…
    Against the mushroom child: ok he can do this, it’ll just take while and it’s not even attacking. And it got so fed up it found a giant sentinel to kill petrus… I have no words…

    • @triel14
      @triel14 2 года назад +1

      @Solaire of Astoria he WAS but then he cowarded out of his task, and then if you rescue that girl and kill the seer then he kills her, so no one can t find out he’s a coward. Or he’s a darkwraith. Some people have speculated.

  • @AlriikRidesAgain
    @AlriikRidesAgain 3 года назад +145

    I mean, even the characters who are technically worse than Petrus are still more respectable. Aldritch may be a monstrous cannibal, but at least he worked at his monstrous cannibalism.

    • @Wormerizzator
      @Wormerizzator 3 года назад +20

      That, and Aldrich does it for a more than understandable purpose: the Deep Sea age.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 3 года назад +17

      @@Wormerizzator Not sure how that makes it understandable.
      Also that came way after he started eating people, which he explicitly did because he took pleasure in it, not because it served any kind of greater purpose, this only applies to when he started targeting gwyndolin

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 3 года назад +27

      @@nathanjora7627 still tho, you can't lie that Aldrich is a far more likeable character than Petrus.
      Characters like Aldrich, Pontiff, Seath, Smough, Nashandra are the evil mfs Petrus wishes he could be

    • @bismarckimperia8781
      @bismarckimperia8781 3 года назад +13

      @@pokimanefartcompilation Heck Even Pinwheel in game as a joke boss fight can be hard when you worked hard for it to be hard while Petrus stays as a literal joke even in Ng+

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 3 года назад +9

      Aldrich is absolute scum, the difference is that the whole system knew about him and made excuses for him, making him an example of how everyone was blatantly complicit and then hoist by their own petard. Petrus tries to hide his evils yet has the gall to even boast about them when finally discovered. Additionally, I got the impression that the stash of Cracked Orbs belonged to him to boot.

  • @cyberleaderandy1
    @cyberleaderandy1 3 года назад +56

    Loving the sentinel standing up for the mushchild against the toothless bully. Take that you bully.

  • @cezlock8209
    @cezlock8209 3 года назад +28

    i've never played a single souls game but looking at petrus fills me with indescribable rage

    • @cezlock8209
      @cezlock8209 Год назад +27

      i finished dark souls: i want nothing more than to turn petrus into a fine mist of blood and bone

    • @manofdaboijerry7687
      @manofdaboijerry7687 Год назад +7

      ​@@cezlock8209lol good update

    • @ItsMoiCam
      @ItsMoiCam 11 дней назад

      ​@@cezlock8209may I suggest using the Ornstein Smasher 3000 (Smough's hammer)

  • @Hollowolfjas4014
    @Hollowolfjas4014 3 года назад +21

    6:14 the way the skeleton just turns and looks into the foreground with the expression of "what even is this dude" 😂

  • @Muchac54328
    @Muchac54328 3 года назад +332

    Petrus is embodiment of a game journalist

    • @soulofcinder518
      @soulofcinder518 3 года назад +41

      His miracels cant heal that burn

    • @terencebc
      @terencebc 3 года назад +9

      oh look, the joke that stopped being funny 3 years ago.

    • @marioplumber3378
      @marioplumber3378 3 года назад +62

      @@terencebc look! we got a comedian in the comments!

    • @jahrfuhlnehm
      @jahrfuhlnehm 3 года назад +48

      @@terencebc Hello there, Jason Schreier, how are you today?

    • @terencebc
      @terencebc 3 года назад +5

      @@jahrfuhlnehm the guy who apparently really likes Dark Souls? I'm sure he's doing very well.

  • @abovearth6740
    @abovearth6740 3 года назад +121

    Look I knew Petrus's NPC was weak but the fact that he could barely get a freaking Balder Knight at 40% HP is honestly impressive (not in the good way).
    EDIT: Him getting cursed by the Basilisk was the most satisfying to me.

  • @brentramsten249
    @brentramsten249 3 года назад +38

    if i remember correctly, the painting guardians have 300-400 health, which means that his attack doing less than 10% of its healthbar in one hit means his damage is a staggeringly low less than 50 points.
    yikes

    • @RattlebonesTheThird
      @RattlebonesTheThird 2 года назад +6

      Damm that's less dmg that base stats morning star (the weapon he uses)

  • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
    @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 3 года назад +92

    4:29 I really thought Petrus was going to win against that Balder Knight since his Morning Star was good at staggering the Balder Knight, but sweet mother of God...that riposte damage from the Balder Knight surprised me, lol. I wonder if Petrus would have survived if he was at full health.

    • @StarshadowMelody
      @StarshadowMelody 3 года назад +8

      It all went so wrong so fast!

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 3 года назад +6

      @@StarshadowMelody That's how a lot of people feel in Souls pvp. All it takes is one parry (to either make you feel awesome or make you feel dread), lol.

    • @filosofem03
      @filosofem03 3 года назад +7

      That parry was beautiful.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 3 года назад +5

      I'm willing to bet that those knights have killed more players in the early game than any other enemy. Their parries are brutal

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 3 года назад +5

      @@darthplagueis13 Definitely. You know what's really painful? Trying to perform a kick to shield break those Balder Knights but accidentally doing an attack instead and they parry you. That's so damn annoying.

  • @Theendman42
    @Theendman42 3 года назад +20

    5:30 The absolute disrespect by that skeleton brought my smile to my ears.

  • @Darcus509
    @Darcus509 3 года назад +72

    This is the perfect example of the catharsis of fiction. We get to witness some type of idealism play out how the world wishes it always would. Kudos!

  • @echo5delta286
    @echo5delta286 3 года назад +19

    LOVED the boss-death sound effect for the hollow at the end!

  • @minmus410
    @minmus410 3 года назад +43

    He's so weak I'm convinced he doesn't even have the stats to use his weapon.

    • @Ramusculus
      @Ramusculus 3 года назад +5

      that gives unique animations. I think the weapon is just broken

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад +4

      Leeroy: needs to twohand his weapon and is one of the best
      Petrus:

  • @endgameExecutor
    @endgameExecutor 3 года назад +179

    3:25 Good god you're a cleric! This is literally the one thing you're supposed to be good at fighting!!
    EDIT: 6:22 Fucking really, Petrus? Not even a small one?

  • @notshanekid4889
    @notshanekid4889 3 года назад +19

    man defeated the weakest enemy and edge walked around the arena like a champ, what a loser lmao

  • @boristomislav1256
    @boristomislav1256 3 года назад +44

    Petrus lost to an enemy that literally cannot attack you. Amazing.

  • @cplegogame25
    @cplegogame25 3 года назад +16

    Petrus being eaten by the cat was the funniest shit ever

  • @Luanciel
    @Luanciel 3 года назад +25

    2:08 He's trembling with fear :)

  • @totementmt4411
    @totementmt4411 3 года назад +11

    Petrus is like the one friend you used to have back in middle school who would talk about a game like an expert and knew everything about it but lacked any skill in it.

  • @colorgreen8728
    @colorgreen8728 3 года назад +15

    A grim smile swept across my face as I loaded up this video

  • @planetcheese
    @planetcheese 3 года назад +31

    This is a better Christmas present than I could've possibly asked for. Thank you.

  • @hotohoriytasuki
    @hotohoriytasuki 3 года назад +47

    Ah yes, there isn't a better christmas gift than watching a living joke getting smashed one hundred times

  • @heroponriki666
    @heroponriki666 3 года назад +23

    Petrus being humiliated is a new genre of gaming I didn't expect but I welcomed with wide open arms

  • @danielwilliams7161
    @danielwilliams7161 3 года назад +8

    I love how he does a little victory lap and looks right at the camera after killing the hollow. What a badass.

  • @AuXiiLia
    @AuXiiLia 3 года назад +67

    Petrus = The Game Journalist experience.

    • @Ruew
      @Ruew 2 года назад

      Good joke. Good joke. 🙂👏👏👏

  • @466chalk
    @466chalk 3 года назад +15

    I love how the Darkwraith gives him absolutely no chance to retreat and heal.

  • @Danktorias
    @Danktorias 3 года назад +82

    13:09 walk of a champion here folks
    very amazing Petrus.

    • @stefanodegioia1598
      @stefanodegioia1598 3 года назад +19

      He even has that smug looks at the camera

    • @andreJT9
      @andreJT9 2 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @TheSm1thers
      @TheSm1thers 2 года назад +6

      When he walks across the camera like:
      "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE??!!!"
      😂😂😂

  • @LautrecOfCarim
    @LautrecOfCarim 3 года назад +17

    These punching bag videos are always welcome.
    Especially on those rare occasions where I am not the punching bag myself.
    Heh...

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 3 года назад +7

      You may be a punching bag, Lautrec, but you're a punching bag with swagger and charm.

  • @alexhard4496
    @alexhard4496 3 года назад +10

    Andre: You dont even deserve to be touched by my fists

  • @Elfo_Scuro
    @Elfo_Scuro 3 года назад +21

    Petrus for me has the Oblivion vibes, same type of dirt and obscure character.

  • @_-Lx-_
    @_-Lx-_ 3 года назад +18

    Oh my god that one with the baby mushroom killed me, such a perfect display of how comically useless Petrus is.

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 3 года назад +33

    The mushroom child minding their business until Petrus started to actually hurt them like the bully he is (those sounds, I can’t listen to those sounds…) so they ran off all the way to the church giant to smash Petrus was literally like seeing a kid getting bullied at school only for him to run to his big brother who just goes full Doomslayer mode on the bully

  • @redsalamander9999
    @redsalamander9999 3 года назад +38

    2:48 Want to know why the darkwraith didn't use lifedrain on Petrus?
    Because he's completely lacking in humanity.

  • @NEEDbacon
    @NEEDbacon 3 года назад +28

    This shows that the only way Haircut is able to kill Reah is cause there's a clear path with no enemies thanks to the elevator and you already clearing out the Knight and Channeler (who can take pot shots). He probably can't even get IN to the undead burg with the group of Hollow Soldiers. Maybe next Petrus Vs The World he can try his hand at them.
    Also love how Andre went "You're going to Dropkick City bitch".

    • @soulofcinder518
      @soulofcinder518 3 года назад +1

      Andre said: No heals for you

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 3 года назад +9

      Rhea also has no combat training or skill whatsoever, no weapons beyond a pitiful thwack from her talisman, no offensive miracles of her own (she only teaches Wrath of the Gods, she doesn't use it), and she believes that she's still predominantly at fault for Vince and Nico's deaths, so she refuses to fight back when attacked by anyone at that point. Petrus has to fight a literally suicidal woman.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад +3

      She would destroy him if she learned her own miracles

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад

      What is she, a pacifist?

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 года назад +2

      @@duroorud527 I think Night Scout got it right saying she's suicidal.

  • @xaphan452
    @xaphan452 3 года назад +36

    BATTLE REQUEST:
    King Vendrick (0-1 giant souls)
    Vs
    Fume Knight
    Velstat
    Mirror knight
    Throne watcher/defender
    Lets see how tough the king is.
    And if his knights fail you could always add the 5 dragonriders we meet throughout the game.

  • @nightscout9979
    @nightscout9979 3 года назад +15

    It's a glorious Christmas present to watch one of the biggest hypocrites in Lordran, a man who betrayed genuinely kind, caring people who believed he too was good, a man who tried to hide his deeds then bragged when caught and hinted that people should sexually assault Rhea, a man who tries to murder Rhea himself, get his ass kicked. Also, I wonder how all NPCs would do against Curse enemies and the Mushroom trap.

  • @ryvita645
    @ryvita645 3 года назад +11

    The start of the butcher fight made me laugh, he's like "where you think you're goin boy?"

  • @garygarypov5060
    @garygarypov5060 3 года назад +8

    Petrus' entire hustle doesn't even work without Patches, and Patches doesn't even like him. That's how shitty Petrus is.

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 3 года назад +23

    7:10 I guess you could say he got petru-fied

    • @Avoxxii
      @Avoxxii 10 месяцев назад +2

      Now that's petruliar

  • @BattleBro77
    @BattleBro77 3 года назад +7

    My child's cancer was cured today, but this is a far greater gift.

  • @Torque_Mk1
    @Torque_Mk1 3 года назад +8

    1:56 the black knight smashing him flat, oh shit, that's comedy right there xD

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 3 года назад +8

    10 outta 10 video, has brought me much joy. Petrus is the spiteful kid who gets bullied by everyone and its hilarious here. Couldnt even beat the mushroom child. Weakest enemy in the game, gets most intense music and the victory sound effect when Petrus finally faces a more worthless specimen then himself. Loved it.

  • @DarkCinder
    @DarkCinder 3 года назад +15

    After watching this I'm surprised he wasn't hollow when we first meet him in firelink

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 года назад

      honestly i think he represents quitter players who simply never left the starting area

  • @SanctuaryReintegrate
    @SanctuaryReintegrate 3 года назад +11

    When the mushroom child started to run, I already knew exactly what was going to happen

  • @jettisonantics
    @jettisonantics 3 года назад +11

    Damn, I'm not a monster so I never attached Andre, that man had some serious moves

  • @vaelyon
    @vaelyon 3 года назад +71

    What ?!
    Petrus was stronger than a hollow all along ?!

    • @Wormerizzator
      @Wormerizzator 3 года назад +18

      I mean, if I were him, I wouldn't go around saying "hey, I'm stronger than a broken sword-wielding naked man!" :D

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад +8

      That hollow wasn't even in it'a final form..

    • @armedweiss5531
      @armedweiss5531 3 года назад +9

      @@duroorud527 If the hollow was from the painted world he wouldn't have stood a chance

    • @dinohunter6450
      @dinohunter6450 2 года назад +1

      @@armedweiss5531 god save him if it held a torch...

  • @DrunkedOwly
    @DrunkedOwly 3 года назад +6

    Masterpiece of a video, specially the mushroom child fight, and the ending is just comedic value

  • @franiekk9942
    @franiekk9942 3 года назад +11

    -Miyazaki-san, how much hate do you want us to put on this character while coding?
    -YES.

  • @heartnet40
    @heartnet40 2 года назад +3

    Silver Knight: Haha, what? What is this? Okay buddy, you're adorable, I play with you for a little while.
    Black Knight: *No.*

  • @johnandrews8312
    @johnandrews8312 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Lend me some miracles Reah this is a torch hollow we're up against"

  • @joelpaulo4027
    @joelpaulo4027 3 года назад +13

    The child mushroom is the most intelligent npc lmao

  • @leduck7694
    @leduck7694 3 года назад +6

    Petrus against the balder knight be like: heh this is to easy
    Balder knight about to parry his ass: are you sure about that?

  • @svlanifructis7114
    @svlanifructis7114 Год назад +3

    Petrus is the DSP of clerics. Truly a cleric of all time.
    I also love how Andre is a blacksmith, with a hammer but he instead chooses to just throw hands.

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 3 года назад +1

    Andre dropkicking Petrus to death was something I didn't know I needed until now.

  • @SunBro_Drysnuix
    @SunBro_Drysnuix 3 года назад +14

    7:20 Praise The One Punch Shroom

  • @ChopSquadBaby
    @ChopSquadBaby Год назад +2

    Petrus, vanquisher of hollows and children. Real cleric activity here

  • @geg_otmopo3
    @geg_otmopo3 3 года назад +9

    6:26
    When you play Mortal Kombat with your friend and just spam a flying kick because he can't counter it

  • @HappinessTM
    @HappinessTM 3 года назад +7

    3:26 "ez clap, I'm going back to the catacombs"
    ...
    3:33 "ah shit, wrong way"

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 3 года назад +3

    This was pure catharsis. Petrus being beaten into the ground by anyone and everyone? Hell yes.
    I was worried he'd get the Balder Knight, but that parry came in clutch.
    And Skeleton put up an amazing fight! The killing blow was magnificent!
    Of course he had to recoup some of his non-existent dignity by lording it over a poor Hollow at the end...

    • @Phandiw
      @Phandiw 3 года назад

      Man, Bonfire shoulda used a take where the Hollow killed him with a torch-flurry style sword attack!

  • @nobodycruise106
    @nobodycruise106 3 года назад +7

    9:23 Mushroom Family Secret Technique:NIGERUNDAYO!!!

  • @marcellosilva9286
    @marcellosilva9286 2 года назад

    This is one of the most satisfying videos I've ever watched on RUclips, thank you so much.

  • @HalfToothReplica
    @HalfToothReplica 3 года назад +25

    Can this man actually kill anything in the game ? Aside from the hollows in the undead asylum tutorial part.

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 3 года назад +9

      Not sure about that, if you actually think about it regular hollows are among the most insidious mobs of Souls game even despite their lower stats

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 3 года назад +11

      Those hollows are just watered down versions of the true hollow lads in paimted world, he would die to the strong ones quickly

    • @finnlewis6207
      @finnlewis6207 3 года назад +1

      Probably a baby skeleton.

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 3 года назад +8

      @@finnlewis6207 They have a tiny hitbox and can toxic you. Petrus would get destroyed if he was attacked by more than one of them.

    • @deadsparta6600
      @deadsparta6600 3 года назад

      Reah

  • @bionic5057
    @bionic5057 3 года назад +5

    The Mushroom Child running away and Petrus running after it... I don't know why, but that had me dying.

  • @wompastompa3692
    @wompastompa3692 3 года назад +178

    If possible, could you do something like "Could the company of Thorolund actually make it to Tomb of the Giants?"

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 3 года назад +59

      They don't have the programming to prioritize Necromancers, so they'd just be stuck in the first skeleton pit. Even if they happen to clear all the skeletons and agro on the Necromancer (somewhat unlikely) they'll have taken way too much damage to survive the next >15 skeletons/necromancers, plus bonewheels and giant skeletons.
      ...Oh, and they'd all definitely get dumped by Patches if they somehow made it that far.

    • @limonbattery
      @limonbattery 3 года назад +32

      NPCs in DS1 can't use estus so they really suck compared to later games. Also if you saw how this trio did against Gwyn there's no way they'd be able to handle an army of skeletons.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 3 года назад +9

      @@danghostman2814 Couldn't you delete the necromancers in advance, or alternatively force skeletons not to revive regardless of necromancers being present ?

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 3 года назад +11

      @@danghostman2814 They'd probably get their asses kicked, but then again, NPCs like Solaire might fail to get through whole areas that we know they're supposed to be capable of clearing out in the story.

    • @thulsa_doom
      @thulsa_doom 3 года назад +3

      How did they bypass Pinwheel, though?

  • @docchicken245
    @docchicken245 3 года назад +18

    I'd like to see more characters alone against the world

  • @yugimuto8535
    @yugimuto8535 3 года назад +6

    Thank you so much for doing this, dude. Merry Christmas 😙
    damn, his proud walk after killing a Hollow😂 Also I love how Mushroom Child trolled him

  • @MF4F
    @MF4F 3 года назад +8

    Petrus really got his halls decked this year.

  • @liamnope3268
    @liamnope3268 3 года назад +4

    thank you for the best christmas present someone could ask for