Shit, I completely missed that. Which bows were they trading? Priscilla strikes me as a person who would love something as fancy as a Darkmoon bow, but Ornstein gives me more of a Blackbow of Pharis kind of vibe. Smough is probably crossbow at best though tbh I don’t mean to dunk on that man like that but it is what it is.
@@benknightbus1729 No way. Just from looking at Ornstein you should understand he's a man who appreciates 3 things above all else: Good craftmanship, great power and things labeled "Dragonslayer". The Black Bow is indeed beautiful but it's too weak and its name has nothing to do with the slaying of any flying creatures. No, Dragonslayer Ornstein, wielder of the Dragonslayer Spear, is a man who would settle for nothing less than a Dragonslayer Greatbow. At best Smough picks a crossbow but let's not be too optimistic... you know he's sniping you with a dung pie.
Me playing DS: welp time to go take out doggo with no second thoughts. Also me seeing O&S tag team him in the corner: Stop it! You can’t do that to him! It’s too cruel!
What I learned: - Tarkus thinks his sword is longer than it is - Leeroy hits like a speeding cargo train - Young Sif hits like a wet noodle but is harder than a rock
I was hoping sif was gonna get the last hit and it wasn't looking like he was gonna get it, I thought ol' sif was done fir. But then he gottem!! Roller coaster right there at the end
their AI is coded this way because all these NPCs have much more HP than the player. this means that they attack when the player attacks to trade a bit of their HP for a big chunk of the player's HP. and since they were not made to fight bosses, they follow the same logic and get flattened
Sif had it rough, Priscilla could hurt him with friendly fire, as seen when Priscilla uses her dragon breath. Sif got thrown a bone with his limping modded out though (young Sif starts limping at 30% HP, adult Sif limps at 10% HP).
She tried to get the last hit but Ornstein was like: Ornstein: You did nothing but hide and you think you can sneak pass me. Oh no you don't. Priscilla: How did I lose. Your my pray, my pray. Ornstein: Now for Sif turn to...... impossible, how did you...... Sif: we won, we won. I actually won. I guess Priscilla's plan actually worked. Priscilla we won, we..... Priscilla? Oh I won. I thought you were invisible attacking. So Ornstein got you..... oh well. Victory scream.
Me and a friend were chatting the other day that its funny that in DS3 the Dancer is one of Pontif Sullivyns lapdogs but you fight her afterward. I'm genuinely curious who would win in a fight. I love the content you make, its simply enjoyable.
I like how at end of first matches O an Smo walk back like "Yeah, thays over now." But then when O dies Smo finishes the fight and stands there like "You made me phase 2 for this?" Nice clutch play by Sif.
@@Ryn9116 no they should not, the only thing matured rated about this game is it robbing away your sanity the more you die, which is lore friendly. Also bare feet waifus. Also also may include eldritch horrors.
I think if the Onion family had gotten Smough out of the way first, they probably would've done way better. Good luck getting any NPC to properly focus someone down, though.
Tarkus forever thinking his weapon is longer than it actually is
If you see the concept art of Tarkus you will know his disappointment
My girlfriend tells me I have the same problem
mans might be compensating for something
His weapon is basically a Zweihander but with a thrusting R2.... But it's shorter than the Zweihander.....
Priscilla exchanging blows with big Ornstein is one of the coolest sights you can see in DS.
Shit, I completely missed that. Which bows were they trading? Priscilla strikes me as a person who would love something as fancy as a Darkmoon bow, but Ornstein gives me more of a Blackbow of Pharis kind of vibe. Smough is probably crossbow at best though tbh I don’t mean to dunk on that man like that but it is what it is.
@@benknightbus1729 No way. Just from looking at Ornstein you should understand he's a man who appreciates 3 things above all else: Good craftmanship, great power and things labeled "Dragonslayer". The Black Bow is indeed beautiful but it's too weak and its name has nothing to do with the slaying of any flying creatures. No, Dragonslayer Ornstein, wielder of the Dragonslayer Spear, is a man who would settle for nothing less than a Dragonslayer Greatbow. At best Smough picks a crossbow but let's not be too optimistic... you know he's sniping you with a dung pie.
@@benknightbus1729 I corrected it just for you :D
Me playing DS: welp time to go take out doggo with no second thoughts.
Also me seeing O&S tag team him in the corner: Stop it! You can’t do that to him! It’s too cruel!
Sif, with 1 HP and a dream, finishes off Ornstein and avenges Priscilla. What an amazing fight.
What I learned:
- Tarkus thinks his sword is longer than it is
- Leeroy hits like a speeding cargo train
- Young Sif hits like a wet noodle but is harder than a rock
- Andre turns into a bobblehead under electric shock (5:40)
9:25
it's amazing how tarkus tanked so leeroy could heal and deal the final blow
Leeroy heal, Leeroy deal
Tarkus took like zero damage hahahaha. And yeah Leeroy’s miracles are just too good when he can back off
Tarkus is a damn legend
Well he Tarkus was aware of the power of Paladin Leeeeerrrooooyy Jenkinsss!!!!
6:23
Smough: “Hey Ornstein, could we make mushroom stew out of this thing?”
Ornstein: “I hate mushroom stew, put that thing down.”
Smough: “Aw man ):”
Smug: "How about that old guy instead?"
Orns: "And this is why you aren't one of the knights."
Smough was trying to get some food after the fight. Had me thinking like bro what are you going to do with that mushroom.
@@apa123APA accurate, I was rejected by Gwyn due to my cannibalism, the asshole
Hahaha lol
I hate mushroom stew
And smough is getting fat
I was hoping sif was gonna get the last hit and it wasn't looking like he was gonna get it, I thought ol' sif was done fir. But then he gottem!! Roller coaster right there at the end
Your comment is like a roller coaster
Sif came in clutch
Sif is a TANK which I guess makes sense since you summon her for the Manus fight and Manus does like a billion damage and has juggle combos.
Yeah shes a beast
11/10 heccin goodboi
The sheer power of Leroy’s WoTGs miracle always impresses me whenever we see him fight.
Mad Libs: The sheer power of __________ always impresses me whenever _________.
It should be “Whenever I _____. “ because mad Libs use single word inputs.
Man, Leeroy's damage is bonkers, and young sif's health pool is crazy
that trot after young sif pulled that clutch win too, that was better than leroy adding a second heal just to remind smough how fucked he was lmao.
@@revtv2497 I literally said "good boy" when he finished ornstein hahaha
El pequeño Sif está hecho para que te ayude contra el destructor Manus, por eso es más duro que concreto.
Any Souls NPC while nothing is happening: "Better block for 30 seconds straight."
Any Souls NPC when a huge attack is incoming: *"Now's my chance."*
their AI is coded this way because all these NPCs have much more HP than the player. this means that they attack when the player attacks to trade a bit of their HP for a big chunk of the player's HP. and since they were not made to fight bosses, they follow the same logic and get flattened
I like how Tarkus tanked Smough's attacks to let Leeroy heal and then finish him off.
Lol accurate
@@lucscarabaeus team mode: on
Wait, you guys don't do this?
Andre may have fell, but he lives on in our hearts.
God bless the absolute unit.
And god bless Leroy and Tarkus
Also dragon waifu and pupper!
The Last battle with Sif and Priscila was the best tbh
Priscilla is very powerful.
Sif had it rough, Priscilla could hurt him with friendly fire, as seen when Priscilla uses her dragon breath. Sif got thrown a bone with his limping modded out though (young Sif starts limping at 30% HP, adult Sif limps at 10% HP).
Smough just carrying that Mushroom like a damn trophy. "Look ma, no plants!"
Mushrooms are fungi, not plants
@@Macaulyn_97 He knows, thats why he said no plants. Man's a genius
@@Macaulyn_97 just needed something to rhyme with 'hands'
@@SpartanScythe01 And you still didn't get even that.
He does like to snack on his victims!
Priscilla: Sif, let's trick them into thinking this is a 1v2!
Sif: Okay, but who is the 1? Priscilla? Where did she go...
Jokes on her. Only Sif made it out of that alive.
She tried to get the last hit but Ornstein was like:
Ornstein: You did nothing but hide and you think you can sneak pass me. Oh no you don't.
Priscilla: How did I lose. Your my pray, my pray.
Ornstein: Now for Sif turn to...... impossible, how did you......
Sif: we won, we won. I actually won. I guess Priscilla's plan actually worked. Priscilla we won, we..... Priscilla? Oh I won. I thought you were invisible attacking. So Ornstein got you..... oh well. Victory scream.
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Damn i completely forgot about Leroy and how is propably one of the strongest character of the soul series
Tarkus enters the chat
@Gita Myann__😍 wtf?
@@bantatepon7015 She needs to be bonked by Leeroy himself
@@hsr978or WoG’d into Ash Lake
@Gita Myann__😍 Seath'll have a good old time with you, bot.
Dodging is a big part of this game which npcs were not programmed to do.
* Lautrec enters the chat *
Not too well, anyway. They probably are better at reacting to players than other AI though.
*laughs in Lord's Blade Ciaran*.
If only they knew to run away from the electric butt slam
Sif is the MvP - Most valuable Pupper!
Smough’s favorite toy: Mushroom Man the teddy bear.
Actually my favourite toy is my hammer, it’s nice for bone casserole
the mushroom has the best texture; it’s so satisfying when you squish it with a hammer
06:47 Leeroy getting rid of Ornstein with 3 hits.
WHAT A BEAST!!
Thats smough
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 You right, my fault
Hear me out: Smough and an onion vs Ornstein and Solaire.
Wouldn’t mind myself actually, I like onion man
Leeroy and Tarkus: No, We're not fighting you, you are fighting us. WE ARE THE BOSSES!
Also, Priscilla is potentially the most dangerous one in this arena. You cant track her footsteps and she can literally attack anywhere at anytime
haha 2 handed dragon tooth go brrrrrrrr
Thankfully Ornstain had enough of her tricks
And Sif Finished the fight
Priscila and Sif, what a team. Epic final shot from Sif.
I love how the very first thing we see when the battle starts after the boss intro is the two NPCs getting barreled over by Smough.
My mind during the second Leeroy and tarkus fight: "OH GWYN, LEEROY CAN HEAL! HE CAN HEAL!"
cant believe leeroy and tarkus were the best duo... pretty much the only ones who relied on teamwork to win
Priscilla attacked while invisible and O&S focused Sif. Seems kinda teamwork-y to me to do that.
Bruh... Leeroy absolutely clapped Smough in round 1 lmfao.
The Leeroy/Tarkus battle was honestly so cool, especially the second round!
Oh this is going to be good...
Hi I love your videos!
Lautrec looks like he could be the third, tinier member of their squad. Heh…
He's just such a heckin good boy! You can't not cheer for him!
Am I the only one who thinks that despite being AI, Leeroy and Tarkus seems like an actual session of two friends doing this
Tarkus bro just tank them, i need to heal! Ok man but no so long! 😁😂
Me and a friend were chatting the other day that its funny that in DS3 the Dancer is one of Pontif Sullivyns lapdogs but you fight her afterward. I'm genuinely curious who would win in a fight. I love the content you make, its simply enjoyable.
It's always so weird when the giant enemies fight by attacking each other's feet.
I mean, legit fighting strategy i suppose
@Armin Akoyim You can tell Myazaki didn't like Gwyndolin because he doesn't have feet.
I like how at end of first matches O an Smo walk back like "Yeah, thays over now." But then when O dies Smo finishes the fight and stands there like "You made me phase 2 for this?" Nice clutch play by Sif.
My humanity was restored after seeing the fluffs win
Andres body just getting ragdolled was hilarious
Smough hit so hard on Mushroom.. It got glued to the hammer forever buahahahaha
I have watched your channel grow. I will never tire of these well presented NPC battles.
Considering how I was unfortunately unable to best Pinwheel, I feel somewhat out of my league here.
Heh...
Pinwheel just had a really good gaming chair that time around.
Artorias: “That’s my girl.”
That was way too satisfying watching Sif walking that shit off….
So glad Sif beat Ornstien at the end. Poor little fella took a beating the entire battle.
I know, right? That was hard to watch!
I love how the mushroom just casually moves his way over not rushing at all
A mushroom is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Should people be concerned that this game doesn’t seem to bother me despite being mature rated lol
@@Ryn9116 no they should not, the only thing matured rated about this game is it robbing away your sanity the more you die, which is lore friendly. Also bare feet waifus. Also also may include eldritch horrors.
@@DraknalHitdan true I forget the mushroom men are omnipresent I hope our mushroom overlords forgive me
9:44 Leeroy be like: Learn to play, noobs. I'm outa here.
Andre lays down "WHAT IS LOVE! BABY DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE."
Never cheered for a dog more in my life
1:22
Okay that was a pretty good dodge from the Darkmoon Knightess
9:40 Leeroy: Aight, that's lunch 👏
Tarkus: 💬
9:55 Leeroy: You coming? 👀
i knew i wasnt the only one who thought of this!
Tarkus tanqueando para que Leeroy se cure y pueda dar el golpe final fue lo mejor del video B)
The second fight between Ornstein and Sif had to be the closest and most entertaining
O&S: Beating up on everybody's favorite good boi
Priscilla: And I did'st take that personally
*thumbnail*
"Prepare For Trouble!"
"And Make It Double!"
Leeroy and Hodrick are two beasts in the souls series
Tarkus landing the final blow in stage 1 before Leeroy kills Smough was huge. I think Super Ornstein could of pulled it off
"That's a good boy!!"
- Probably Artorias-
Smough was taking that mushroom for his soup
Damn that fight with sif and priscila was a close one at best.
Lautrec doing all the work and it not being enough is funny.
Love how the Mushroom slowly crosses the room like the inexorable grasp of death just to kidney punch Ornstein.
GO SIF! what good puppy!
So happy that Sif got the ending kill!
Oh whuda gudboi, whuda gudboi.
That initial thrust from ornstein always pissed me off which is why I saved him for last
Leeroy and Tarkus were total badasses. They could have won it easier if they just concentrated their fire on Ornstein at the start.
Smough didn't have to disrespect Mushroom Parent like that. 😢
Very savage indeed. No need to play with one’s food like that.
The famous Leeroy double heal and getting away with it.
I think that Gravetender Greatwolf from Ashes of Ariandel is Sif that consumed Priscilla's power like Ornstein or Smough.
Sif is a good puppers abd deserves all the treats
6:16
Smoug to the mushroom: AND STAY DEAD!!!!
11:50 good boy!
Great video!
Might be my favorite so far!
That Sif clutch was amazing
2:28 one of the onion boiz was about to get smashed by smough but ornstein dying saved em
1:54 Ornstein: "Here we go again"
Oh god, drake & josh vs "@everyone"
I'm still waiting for duos vs trone watcher/trone defender | duos vs demon below/demon in pain
Why does Andre's head wobble lol?? 🤣🤣
Havel and Tarkus vs Ornstein and Smough? 🤔
Tarkus was so close to defeat Ornstein! If only he had survived the winnevere church platform passage 😓
I love this format
Tf is going on with Andre's head lmaoo, is a bauble head
Yessssssss sif rules all clenching the blade firmly in his mouth fiercely bringing his enemies to the ground
That ending was both wholesome and very satisfying
Sif and his fucking hit points wow lmao
Young Sif is tanky as hell
Baby Sif clutch LET'S GOOO
10:21 Poor Sif, gets Bulled
best ending ever, the boy is safe.
Sif!!! Good girl!
Tarkus tanking that one hammer swing was magical!
That last hit from Sif was for Artorias and Priscilla, good doggy
I also thought the duo's would have heals
Dark Souls 1:
Darkwraith Knight vs Npcs
For once in my life, this time my heart went out to furries.
5:31
Andre vibing
Wow, best fight in the end
6:23 Smough will add some mushrooms to his man soup.
I think if the Onion family had gotten Smough out of the way first, they probably would've done way better. Good luck getting any NPC to properly focus someone down, though.
I find the way Priscilla assassinates Smough kinda crazy.
Lautrec showing us why we don't get to block with the Parrying Dagger.
As always, the Super Londo Bros are terrifying