Shit, I completely missed that. Which bows were they trading? Priscilla strikes me as a person who would love something as fancy as a Darkmoon bow, but Ornstein gives me more of a Blackbow of Pharis kind of vibe. Smough is probably crossbow at best though tbh I don’t mean to dunk on that man like that but it is what it is.
@@benknightbus1729 No way. Just from looking at Ornstein you should understand he's a man who appreciates 3 things above all else: Good craftmanship, great power and things labeled "Dragonslayer". The Black Bow is indeed beautiful but it's too weak and its name has nothing to do with the slaying of any flying creatures. No, Dragonslayer Ornstein, wielder of the Dragonslayer Spear, is a man who would settle for nothing less than a Dragonslayer Greatbow. At best Smough picks a crossbow but let's not be too optimistic... you know he's sniping you with a dung pie.
Me playing DS: welp time to go take out doggo with no second thoughts. Also me seeing O&S tag team him in the corner: Stop it! You can’t do that to him! It’s too cruel!
I was hoping sif was gonna get the last hit and it wasn't looking like he was gonna get it, I thought ol' sif was done fir. But then he gottem!! Roller coaster right there at the end
their AI is coded this way because all these NPCs have much more HP than the player. this means that they attack when the player attacks to trade a bit of their HP for a big chunk of the player's HP. and since they were not made to fight bosses, they follow the same logic and get flattened
@@rysspace2511 no they should not, the only thing matured rated about this game is it robbing away your sanity the more you die, which is lore friendly. Also bare feet waifus. Also also may include eldritch horrors.
Me and a friend were chatting the other day that its funny that in DS3 the Dancer is one of Pontif Sullivyns lapdogs but you fight her afterward. I'm genuinely curious who would win in a fight. I love the content you make, its simply enjoyable.
I think if the Onion family had gotten Smough out of the way first, they probably would've done way better. Good luck getting any NPC to properly focus someone down, though.
Ornstein because he'd dodge Smough's attacks, and will always hit him. Although I think Smough would stun Ornstein if he hit, so maybe if he gets lucky?
Not that I'm advocating for Priscilla slander, but the fact that she almost murked *both* Ornstein and Smough makes it pretty clear the Gods were right to fear her.
You have no idea how hard I was rooting for both Tarkus and Sif to win their respective battles. Glad they pulled off the win. Also, why Priscilla as Sif's partner? Artorias OBVIOUSLY should've been in there with her, but I guess he would've wrecked too much shit on his own perhaps.
In the age of toilet you must find the four lord sharts, brown one. From the king in yellow, laurentius of the great swamp, smough and the undead dragon
Tarkus forever thinking his weapon is longer than it actually is
If you see the concept art of Tarkus you will know his disappointment
My girlfriend tells me I have the same problem
mans might be compensating for something
His weapon is basically a Zweihander but with a thrusting R2.... But it's shorter than the Zweihander.....
Priscilla exchanging blows with big Ornstein is one of the coolest sights you can see in DS.
Shit, I completely missed that. Which bows were they trading? Priscilla strikes me as a person who would love something as fancy as a Darkmoon bow, but Ornstein gives me more of a Blackbow of Pharis kind of vibe. Smough is probably crossbow at best though tbh I don’t mean to dunk on that man like that but it is what it is.
@@benknightbus1729 No way. Just from looking at Ornstein you should understand he's a man who appreciates 3 things above all else: Good craftmanship, great power and things labeled "Dragonslayer". The Black Bow is indeed beautiful but it's too weak and its name has nothing to do with the slaying of any flying creatures. No, Dragonslayer Ornstein, wielder of the Dragonslayer Spear, is a man who would settle for nothing less than a Dragonslayer Greatbow. At best Smough picks a crossbow but let's not be too optimistic... you know he's sniping you with a dung pie.
@@benknightbus1729 I corrected it just for you :D
Me playing DS: welp time to go take out doggo with no second thoughts.
Also me seeing O&S tag team him in the corner: Stop it! You can’t do that to him! It’s too cruel!
I was hoping sif was gonna get the last hit and it wasn't looking like he was gonna get it, I thought ol' sif was done fir. But then he gottem!! Roller coaster right there at the end
Your comment is like a roller coaster
Sif came in clutch
Sif is a TANK which I guess makes sense since you summon her for the Manus fight and Manus does like a billion damage and has juggle combos.
Yeah shes a beast
11/10 heccin goodboi
6:23
Smough: “Hey Ornstein, could we make mushroom stew out of this thing?”
Ornstein: “I hate mushroom stew, put that thing down.”
Smough: “Aw man ):”
Smug: "How about that old guy instead?"
Orns: "And this is why you aren't one of the knights."
Smough was trying to get some food after the fight. Had me thinking like bro what are you going to do with that mushroom.
@@apa123APA accurate, I was rejected by Gwyn due to my cannibalism, the asshole
Hahaha lol
I hate mushroom stew
And smough is getting fat
Any Souls NPC while nothing is happening: "Better block for 30 seconds straight."
Any Souls NPC when a huge attack is incoming: *"Now's my chance."*
their AI is coded this way because all these NPCs have much more HP than the player. this means that they attack when the player attacks to trade a bit of their HP for a big chunk of the player's HP. and since they were not made to fight bosses, they follow the same logic and get flattened
I like how Tarkus tanked Smough's attacks to let Leeroy heal and then finish him off.
Lol accurate
@@lucscarabaeus team mode: on
Wait, you guys don't do this?
The sheer power of Leroy’s WoTGs miracle always impresses me whenever we see him fight.
Mad Libs: The sheer power of __________ always impresses me whenever _________.
It should be “Whenever I _____. “ because mad Libs use single word inputs.
Damn i completely forgot about Leroy and how is propably one of the strongest character of the soul series
Tarkus enters the chat
@@gitamyann__1979 wtf?
@@bantatepon7015 She needs to be bonked by Leeroy himself
@@hsr978or WoG’d into Ash Lake
@@gitamyann__1979 Seath'll have a good old time with you, bot.
9:25
it's amazing how tarkus tanked so leeroy could heal and deal the final blow
Leeroy heal, Leeroy deal
Tarkus took like zero damage hahahaha. And yeah Leeroy’s miracles are just too good when he can back off
Tarkus is a damn legend
Well he Tarkus was aware of the power of Paladin Leeeeerrrooooyy Jenkinsss!!!!
Smough just carrying that Mushroom like a damn trophy. "Look ma, no plants!"
Mushrooms are fungi, not plants
@@Macaulyn_97 He knows, thats why he said no plants. Man's a genius
@@Macaulyn_97 just needed something to rhyme with 'hands'
@@SpartanScythe01 And you still didn't get even that.
He does like to snack on his victims!
Andre may have fell, but he lives on in our hearts.
God bless the absolute unit.
And god bless Leroy and Tarkus
Also dragon waifu and pupper!
Sif is the MvP - Most valuable Pupper!
Smough’s favorite toy: Mushroom Man the teddy bear.
Actually my favourite toy is my hammer, it’s nice for bone casserole
the mushroom has the best texture; it’s so satisfying when you squish it with a hammer
06:47 Leeroy getting rid of Ornstein with 3 hits.
WHAT A BEAST!!
Thats smough
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 You right, my fault
Also, Priscilla is potentially the most dangerous one in this arena. You cant track her footsteps and she can literally attack anywhere at anytime
haha 2 handed dragon tooth go brrrrrrrr
Thankfully Ornstain had enough of her tricks
And Sif Finished the fight
cant believe leeroy and tarkus were the best duo... pretty much the only ones who relied on teamwork to win
Priscilla attacked while invisible and O&S focused Sif. Seems kinda teamwork-y to me to do that.
Leeroy and Tarkus: No, We're not fighting you, you are fighting us. WE ARE THE BOSSES!
Bruh... Leeroy absolutely clapped Smough in round 1 lmfao.
Am I the only one who thinks that despite being AI, Leeroy and Tarkus seems like an actual session of two friends doing this
Tarkus bro just tank them, i need to heal! Ok man but no so long! 😁😂
It's always so weird when the giant enemies fight by attacking each other's feet.
I mean, legit fighting strategy i suppose
@Armin Akoyim You can tell Myazaki didn't like Gwyndolin because he doesn't have feet.
The Leeroy/Tarkus battle was honestly so cool, especially the second round!
I love how the very first thing we see when the battle starts after the boss intro is the two NPCs getting barreled over by Smough.
Considering how I was unfortunately unable to best Pinwheel, I feel somewhat out of my league here.
Heh...
Pinwheel just had a really good gaming chair that time around.
I love how the mushroom just casually moves his way over not rushing at all
A mushroom is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Should people be concerned that this game doesn’t seem to bother me despite being mature rated lol
@@rysspace2511 no they should not, the only thing matured rated about this game is it robbing away your sanity the more you die, which is lore friendly. Also bare feet waifus. Also also may include eldritch horrors.
@@DraknalHitdan true I forget the mushroom men are omnipresent I hope our mushroom overlords forgive me
My humanity was restored after seeing the fluffs win
Andres body just getting ragdolled was hilarious
Me and a friend were chatting the other day that its funny that in DS3 the Dancer is one of Pontif Sullivyns lapdogs but you fight her afterward. I'm genuinely curious who would win in a fight. I love the content you make, its simply enjoyable.
Smough was taking that mushroom for his soup
Andre lays down "WHAT IS LOVE! BABY DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE."
"That's a good boy!!"
- Probably Artorias-
Never cheered for a dog more in my life
That was way too satisfying watching Sif walking that shit off….
The second fight between Ornstein and Sif had to be the closest and most entertaining
1:22
Okay that was a pretty good dodge from the Darkmoon Knightess
Leeroy and Hodrick are two beasts in the souls series
So happy that Sif got the ending kill!
So glad Sif beat Ornstien at the end. Poor little fella took a beating the entire battle.
I know, right? That was hard to watch!
*thumbnail*
"Prepare For Trouble!"
"And Make It Double!"
That Sif clutch was amazing
I think that Gravetender Greatwolf from Ashes of Ariandel is Sif that consumed Priscilla's power like Ornstein or Smough.
Damn that fight with sif and priscila was a close one at best.
That initial thrust from ornstein always pissed me off which is why I saved him for last
Young Sif is tanky as hell
Love how the Mushroom slowly crosses the room like the inexorable grasp of death just to kidney punch Ornstein.
I think if the Onion family had gotten Smough out of the way first, they probably would've done way better. Good luck getting any NPC to properly focus someone down, though.
Oh god, drake & josh vs "@everyone"
I'm still waiting for duos vs trone watcher/trone defender | duos vs demon below/demon in pain
Priscilla best team player. She just goes invisible and lets you receive a beating.
To be fair she did almost all the damage in that fight.
@@TheodoricFriede Sure, because Sif was stunlock by both. Ironically Sif delivered the final hit.
@@Amantducafe So...Sif served the purpose of being a tank and distraction while Priscilla did 95% of all the damage?
You're right, how useless.
Tarkus was so close to defeat Ornstein! If only he had survived the winnevere church platform passage 😓
Sif is a good puppers abd deserves all the treats
Leeroy carried after Tarkus had his confidence shaken in round 1....
Smough didn't have to disrespect Mushroom Parent like that. 😢
Very savage indeed. No need to play with one’s food like that.
If Ornstein and Smough would fight against each other....who would win? My vote goes to Ornstein
I think ornstein, Also in one of the fights super ornstein killed super smough 1 vs 1
Ornstein because he'd dodge Smough's attacks, and will always hit him. Although I think Smough would stun Ornstein if he hit, so maybe if he gets lucky?
Smough is powerful, but slow. Ornstein has speed on his side
9:44 Leeroy be like: Learn to play, noobs. I'm outa here.
The famous Leeroy double heal and getting away with it.
For once in my life, this time my heart went out to furries.
And that's why he's called the dragon slayer.
That last hit from Sif was for Artorias and Priscilla, good doggy
Lautrec showing us why we don't get to block with the Parrying Dagger.
Tarkus tanking that one hammer swing was magical!
11:50 good boy!
Great video!
Might be my favorite so far!
I also thought the duo's would have heals
You don’t know how badly I want to see Tarkus and Beatrice team up for this fight. My two favorite tanks!
Super Ornstein and Super Smough VS Four Kings
As always, the Super Londo Bros are terrifying
GO SIF! what good puppy!
-You know... 2v1 isn't that fair... So each of us brought a pair, and they have beef.
Tarkus is the most badass NPC
Over Leeroy? Nah.
Aw yeah, perfect for some nighttime blood sport
Oh whuda gudboi, whuda gudboi.
1:54 Ornstein: "Here we go again"
My boy Andre and Mushroom Dad got done pretty dirty
Lautrec is the only person I've ever seen that gets hit by Normal Smough's butt-smash
Man Tarkus and Leeroy started off so strong!
Sif and his fucking hit points wow lmao
Mushroom 🍄 and me when I am mad 😡
Not that I'm advocating for Priscilla slander, but the fact that she almost murked *both* Ornstein and Smough makes it pretty clear the Gods were right to fear her.
6:20 this game is absolute perfection.
6:22 Smough : you're my friend now
Tf is going on with Andre's head lmaoo, is a bauble head
You have no idea how hard I was rooting for both Tarkus and Sif to win their respective battles. Glad they pulled off the win.
Also, why Priscilla as Sif's partner? Artorias OBVIOUSLY should've been in there with her, but I guess he would've wrecked too much shit on his own perhaps.
Dark Souls 1:
Darkwraith Knight vs Npcs
The mushroom hit Andre. Couldn't you have turned off friendly fire?
They made that video months ago
Hmmm I don’t see mushroom dad hurting andre.
I was cheering HARD for Sif
2:28 one of the onion boiz was about to get smashed by smough but ornstein dying saved em
Smough vs ornstien? Or their buffed versions?
In the age of toilet you must find the four lord sharts, brown one. From the king in yellow, laurentius of the great swamp, smough and the undead dragon
Why does Andre's head wobble lol?? 🤣🤣
Team fluffy is my favorite s2
Damn that was cool 11:16
10:21 Poor Sif, gets Bulled
I will be legitimately surprised if any of these manage to beat ornstein and smough.
Edit: I am surprised
Epic as usual!
Ornstein and Smough vs Havel and Solaire
The first battle was like:
Anor Londo vs Anor London
I want to see Ornstein vs. Smough!
I never thought I'd say that it was Tarkus who pulled his weight, but holy crap Leeroy was dominant in that team.
Ive seen that sif and priscilla fight before, is it a repeat?
11:00 Priscilla and Ornstein Kaiju battle, let's go!
Sif aguantó como un campeón!
good doggie
These fights would go a lot better if Super Smough didn't knew how to butt slam