SCP-001 - The Gate Guardian

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @joaovitorfaian716
    @joaovitorfaian716 6 лет назад +8202

    *New, extremely powerful scp is discovered*
    Scp foundation: QUICK, THROW IT AT THE LIZARD

    • @awacslongcaster7394
      @awacslongcaster7394 6 лет назад +603

      I laughed so hard at this. QUICK THROW IT AT THE LIZARD!!

    • @r3ddr01d7
      @r3ddr01d7 5 лет назад +352

      Throw scp-363 and all of scp- except Scp-999 it for backup
      And trow a D-boi or something

    • @thejokingeevee4881
      @thejokingeevee4881 5 лет назад +101

      @@r3ddr01d7. Maybe not the d-boi

    • @r3ddr01d7
      @r3ddr01d7 5 лет назад +72

      @@thejokingeevee4881 yea... they will die instantly

    • @navybluegacha2119
      @navybluegacha2119 5 лет назад +40

      Joăo Vitor Faian more like throw the Lizard at it

  • @das-panzer-maus
    @das-panzer-maus 5 лет назад +1925

    A random object: ... *s t a n d*
    SCP Foundation: *sends ballistic nuclear missiles*

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 4 года назад +81

      Causing the deaths of over 35,000 people and their families.

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 4 года назад +5

      John & Toffee SCP ILLUSTRATED made up the part where the naval base got nuked so we don’t know if anyone died

    • @mashedtatoes1208
      @mashedtatoes1208 4 года назад +2

      sounds like something the G.O.C would do

    • @Ak-6969
      @Ak-6969 4 года назад

      @@damianmontoya1289 trump made that mistake with kim

    • @LeMassiveNoob
      @LeMassiveNoob 4 года назад

      SCP-3000 must have been secreting amnestics for days

  • @theradioguy2990
    @theradioguy2990 6 лет назад +1607

    Scp foundation:we found a angel Lets nuke it!
    *angel: N O U*

  • @matthewclark5612
    @matthewclark5612 4 года назад +1574

    "See, this is why you guys got kicked out of the garden to begin with."

  • @Tuddyowo
    @Tuddyowo 6 лет назад +3495

    Scp foundation:
    WE FIRED A NUKE AT AN ANGEL!!! (STORYTIME) (GONE WRONG)

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 6 лет назад +196

      (GONE SEXUAL)(NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @davidledesma209
      @davidledesma209 6 лет назад +173

      (IN THE HOOD) (ALMOST GOT SHOOT)

    • @UncleHooston
      @UncleHooston 6 лет назад +147

      [18+!!!!] (PEOPLE DIED)

    • @JARGUN145
      @JARGUN145 6 лет назад +126

      **VERY LOUD INTRO STARTS PLAYING**

    • @Landynsire
      @Landynsire 6 лет назад +117

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  • @contrathatweirddude.1992
    @contrathatweirddude.1992 6 лет назад +2332

    SCP 001: Dude, watch yo jet.
    WATCH YO JET
    DUDE WATCH YO JE- *universe explodes*

  • @paxtondidit6391
    @paxtondidit6391 5 лет назад +1968

    SCP Foundation: How do we terminate SCP-096?
    SCP-001: *Exists*
    SCP Foundation: Lets have 096 fight a lizard

    • @tristenarctician6910
      @tristenarctician6910 5 лет назад +47

      Maybe because this proposal never existed

    • @BunchONanners
      @BunchONanners 5 лет назад +80

      plus it says at the end that any dangerous SCPs are to NOT be terminated with the use of SCP 001

    • @Nickkkk043
      @Nickkkk043 5 лет назад +11

      If the angel meets the dragon Armageddon happens

    • @skidown1798
      @skidown1798 5 лет назад +4

      Remember this could be a Decoy.

    • @darrylferguson3622
      @darrylferguson3622 5 лет назад +7

      @person guy person they probably were afraid of what would happen if it adapted to fight SCP-001

  • @zachamoura8507
    @zachamoura8507 5 лет назад +1626

    Interviewer: “Do you have anything to do with SCP-001?”
    *God has left the chat*

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +80

      Thus my general apathy toward 343. He's just kinda there, not bothering to do anything or explain any of it to anyone. Lazy bastard.
      And then a personal gripe. Despite containment being impossible, Object Class: Safe. Should be keter, but hey, I've always said "object class" should be "Containment Class" instead.

    • @stardustlight8630
      @stardustlight8630 4 года назад +19

      Zach Amoura He’S FoOleD YoU AlL

    • @cactusgamingyt9960
      @cactusgamingyt9960 4 года назад +9

      *Do you know how little that narrows it down?!*

    • @Crabbob365
      @Crabbob365 4 года назад +4

      Do u think a god would be allowed to intervene in mortal affairs

    • @db5094
      @db5094 4 года назад +23

      @@7th_Sunrise I dont think he is God, just a delusional reality bender

  • @flaffel3842
    @flaffel3842 5 лет назад +4799

    Finds an extremely powerful scp that doesnt move or hurt anyone who doesn't hurt it
    SCP Foundation: Throw a nuke at it

    • @maximumretroyer4892
      @maximumretroyer4892 5 лет назад +146

      Its so funny when you imagine it like the gate guardian is like a human and the humans are ant to him and the foundation launch a nuke at him.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 лет назад +158

      001 : omea wo mu shinderiu
      SCP Fondation : NANI
      *triggered*
      001 : kills 35,000 people
      SCP Fondation : *surprised pikachu*

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey 5 лет назад +8

      Trenchgun91 True my bad.

    • @futuristicattackhelicopter4932
      @futuristicattackhelicopter4932 5 лет назад +12

      They needed the Tzar Bomba

    • @SpheroJr3289
      @SpheroJr3289 5 лет назад +11

      WHAT THE [Redacted] (explosion)

  • @Staffa23
    @Staffa23 6 лет назад +2648

    The gate guardian is guarding heaven and the only way to get to heaven is to die thus meaning it kills you to allow entrance. “BAM” PROBLEM SOLVED. I want my 999.

    • @sandevastated1
      @sandevastated1 6 лет назад +112

      AceS doesn’t explain why some who tried to go in had a voice in their head tell them to forget everything and walk backwards. They didn’t die

    • @Staffa23
      @Staffa23 6 лет назад +152

      Rivia Wolf Edits It can be an alternative to killing them, some type of way to make them passive and forget. But I do not know what the “Angel” thinks it’s thinking is unimaginable. I also doubt that the “Angel” wants everyone to get a free pass to heaven since then everyone would not live their lives. But hey it’s just a theory.

    • @definitelynotadam4972
      @definitelynotadam4972 5 лет назад +66

      Rivia Wolf Edits it might be that they are unworthy to go to heaven

    • @Staffa23
      @Staffa23 5 лет назад +21

      Nigga bob Yeah like some are not meant for heaven and are supposed to be sent to hell/underworld

    • @sandevastated1
      @sandevastated1 5 лет назад +8

      AceS but if that’s the case it’d kill them anyway and there spirit would go to hell

  • @WackyTheWise
    @WackyTheWise 6 лет назад +3648

    Scp foundation: (decides not to use 001 to terminate scps)
    Also Scp foundation: how do we kill scp 682

    • @darkersandman2328
      @darkersandman2328 6 лет назад +224

      Perhaps if the dragon meet the angel (Armageddon issues )

    • @ajamcan7264
      @ajamcan7264 6 лет назад +226

      Yeah let’s not yeet something like scp 682, 173, and 096 at this thing that can kill over 30,000 people like 60 miles away. Probably is denied by the ethics committee even though 682, 173, and 096 are inhumane but whatever

    • @liamconnell9948
      @liamconnell9948 6 лет назад +221

      They did try kill 682 with the gate guardian. It survived. The full story is hidden at the bottom of 682’s termination log.

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 6 лет назад +22

      Liam Connell link?

    • @datsimplenope
      @datsimplenope 6 лет назад +27

      Call its mom gay

  • @TSMaster
    @TSMaster 4 года назад +509

    SCP: *Yeets nuke at peaceful scp*
    001: nukes back
    SCP: *oH nO! iT's A kEtEr ScP*

    • @randomjap8431
      @randomjap8431 4 года назад +9

      Should be euclid at most

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 года назад +50

      @@randomjap8431 safe is good enough
      There is no need to contain it it just contains it selfs and makes anybody that saw it forget

    • @StrangeMachines1
      @StrangeMachines1 3 года назад +8

      The arch angel that protects the gate of eden.
      Humans : Call him 001. Think they can really contain him.Throw him a nuke.

    • @pschickengaming5k308
      @pschickengaming5k308 3 года назад +4

      Of course its not rampaging out, but its capabilities are beyond keter

    • @AScottishCatholic
      @AScottishCatholic 3 года назад +2

      Seeing as us humans have no way to stop it. it may as be appolyn since we have no way, to stop a possible rampage of the earth.

  • @Asian_Boi_242
    @Asian_Boi_242 6 лет назад +1804

    (After the nuke detonates and the dust settles)
    Scp-001: *BOI*

    • @toiletthug8451
      @toiletthug8451 6 лет назад +38

      +J053 Arc SCP-001-1: OH SHIT

    • @fernandoconstantino1494
      @fernandoconstantino1494 6 лет назад +98

      Maybe it should be like this
      (After nuke test)
      Foundation: HAHA NIGGA DOWN!!!
      001: did somebody SAID *NIGGA*
      (*Raises sword*)
      001: *OWRAI DA*

    • @nodeUser
      @nodeUser 6 лет назад +14

      0 damage taken.

    • @ajamcan7264
      @ajamcan7264 6 лет назад +30

      Scp-001 after the nuke goes off and the dust settles. Ohhhh, you have fucked up now. Now you fucked up now you fucked up now you have fucked up

    • @monkeyenthusiast6342
      @monkeyenthusiast6342 6 лет назад +7

      Fernando Constantino MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

  • @TheMentallyTired
    @TheMentallyTired 5 лет назад +1326

    SCP-682: I'm bout to kill all life form in this universe
    SCP-001: I'm bout to end this lizard whole career

    • @erwinrommel4210
      @erwinrommel4210 5 лет назад +53

      Shaggy: Bitches, please

    • @Indra9779
      @Indra9779 5 лет назад +6

      Erwin Rommel but then u know what happens the meme ded

    • @joshhitxoriginal9367
      @joshhitxoriginal9367 5 лет назад

      Arvelz scp 2935: that’s a real nice everything and anything living, organic, or sentient.....be a real shame it wasn’t.........

    • @joshhitxoriginal9367
      @joshhitxoriginal9367 5 лет назад

      Give your meat A gold ol rub scp 2935: that’s a real nice everything and anything living, organic, or sentient.....be a real shame it wasn’t.........

    • @user-db6zr5hm4u
      @user-db6zr5hm4u 5 лет назад +2

      Arvelz the lizard doesn’t die from it. There be test log for dat

  • @Ayr1n_0
    @Ayr1n_0 5 лет назад +1225

    SCP-1 protecc
    SCP-1-2 Atacc
    But most importantly he obliterate you with a smacc

  • @SHADOW_F_A_X
    @SHADOW_F_A_X 5 лет назад +655

    SCP Foundation: Finds a passive SCP that doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
    Also SCP Foundation: *Launches nuke*

    • @Kallen-J
      @Kallen-J 4 года назад +16

      Actually despite alot of termination requests a good amount of SCPS have not had any termination attempts why is because the scp foundation likes to study them rather kill them or destroying them

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 4 года назад +3

      @@Kallen-J also some of them are human beings

    • @Kallen-J
      @Kallen-J 4 года назад +3

      @@d4s0n282 true

    • @tokyo1price142
      @tokyo1price142 4 года назад +2

      well i think scp 343 is passive

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 4 года назад +1

      The SCP : No.

  • @sevonikra8227
    @sevonikra8227 5 лет назад +1879

    Me: “walks up to SCP-001”
    SCP-001: You are ginger.
    Me: I understand... “walks away”

    • @redfridgevalor685
      @redfridgevalor685 4 года назад +73

      Bruh, this comment is sooo underrated.
      Have this reply then.
      Have a good day.

    • @memeboi2096
      @memeboi2096 4 года назад +18

      Damn cartman

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 4 года назад +8

      Not even my brothers want that... after all who do you think marked your kind

    • @chrishansen8806
      @chrishansen8806 4 года назад +6

      Are you a daywalker or just ginger

    • @onikisusalt3665
      @onikisusalt3665 4 года назад +7

      *understandable*
      *have a nice day*

  • @TovenDo.O.Video-
    @TovenDo.O.Video- 6 лет назад +218

    Reading trough the how to write section:
    "Don't make the foundation look foolish"
    Reading trough SCP 001:
    Foundation: -Let's nuke an angel.

  • @iforgor7883
    @iforgor7883 4 года назад +406

    SCP 001: Skiddadle Skidacted,
    Your existence is now
    [REDACTED]

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 4 года назад +3

      not funny, never was

    • @iforgor7883
      @iforgor7883 4 года назад +30

      @@peenyyt4921 neither are you

    • @wenddigo2427
      @wenddigo2427 4 года назад +11

      @@peenyyt4921 i found it funny

    • @_Quxyz
      @_Quxyz 4 года назад +3

      It’s better if you know what redacted means

    • @Day4fter
      @Day4fter 4 года назад +1

      your existence is now redacted

  • @Soap80-t6r
    @Soap80-t6r 4 года назад +611

    D-class: I’m not afraid of you!
    SCP-001: *cough*
    D-class: [Obliterated]

  • @peterrimando6212
    @peterrimando6212 5 лет назад +542

    Scp foundation:So theres this thing that can obliterate anything it touches?
    *LOOKS AT 682*
    Scp foundation:YEET

    • @angolaminor4080
      @angolaminor4080 5 лет назад +1

      i fownd it i will tell ever one

    • @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204
      @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 5 лет назад

      @@angolaminor4080 found what? The angel?
      r/thathappened

    • @user-db6zr5hm4u
      @user-db6zr5hm4u 5 лет назад +1

      It doesn’t work dude go to 682 page and go to bottom read logs

    • @subbot365
      @subbot365 4 года назад

      Probably would just be ordered to go back

    • @prometheus8567
      @prometheus8567 4 года назад +1

      @@user-db6zr5hm4u could have easily died if the angel had tried hard enough though. I wonder why it hadn't

  • @nategthepigeonlord2683
    @nategthepigeonlord2683 7 лет назад +1167

    God like entity pranks man into creating an organization to contain other worldly things [gone wrong]

    • @grapes5672
      @grapes5672 6 лет назад +5

      Ha ha lol

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 6 лет назад +69

      I will correct the title for you
      *GOD LIKE ENTITY PRANK COMPILATIONS [GARDEN OF EDEN???] (GONE WRONG!!) (GONE SEXUAL) [NOT CLICKBAIT]*

    • @pisic9022
      @pisic9022 6 лет назад +4

      @@massineben7198 better

    • @ahahahimagine5709
      @ahahahimagine5709 6 лет назад +7

      *[DATA EXPUNGED]*

    • @jasminelove4180
      @jasminelove4180 6 лет назад

      Lo

  • @novabvibin
    @novabvibin 6 лет назад +756

    There's an angel and they are trying to nuke it. Hmmmm
    *Neon Gensis Evangelion intro plays*

    • @veveronshade3409
      @veveronshade3409 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe that thing can start the first impact? I would love to see it but sadly i think it isnt , look to humanlike and where is his red core ? Still might be an angel because at fild would become a good reason how it obliterated this objects without even moving

    • @yuuji3795
      @yuuji3795 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @Wingtip-om8dh
      @Wingtip-om8dh 5 лет назад +1

      Hmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @taglifeederman4683
      @taglifeederman4683 5 лет назад

      I

    • @lordchungass410
      @lordchungass410 5 лет назад

      Jesus when 05 nukes the only gate guardian of heaven: (」゚ロ゚)」

  • @mkarkuody
    @mkarkuody 4 года назад +853

    Omega-7 personnel: “why don’t you just approach SCP-001?”
    SCP-076: *”No.”*

  • @doublebloggers6661
    @doublebloggers6661 5 лет назад +417

    Foundation : launches missile
    Scp 001: guys please stop
    Foundation : launches nuke.
    Scp 001 : ok guys you've asked for it.

  • @shirosocool2938
    @shirosocool2938 6 лет назад +2690

    The gate he’s guarding is where the dead memes go

  • @annanas991
    @annanas991 5 лет назад +707

    I just figured, 343 is "god", right? If 001 is an angel guarding the garden of eden, why not see what it does if his "master" is present?
    I'm just sayin'... Could be interesting...

    • @connorbaird8596
      @connorbaird8596 5 лет назад +161

      I believe 343 is a fragmet of God, kinda like the holy ghost, he's not actually God Himself.

    • @yodough5959
      @yodough5959 5 лет назад +9

      Annanas

    • @annanas991
      @annanas991 5 лет назад +105

      Howling Wolf, you're right, but wouldn't it be interesting either way? SCP 343 itself thinks it's god, or a fragment whatsoever. I think if two "holy" beings would come to meet, it would be beneficial, or at least fascinating, even if one of them is wrong or lying about its origins.
      Either way, that's my opinion. You're welcomed to contradict me.

    • @Farscryer0
      @Farscryer0 5 лет назад +86

      It's not God. It's a reality warper that is extremely narcissistic.

    • @annanas991
      @annanas991 5 лет назад +60

      @@Farscryer0 Like I said to Howling Wolf, I think it would be interesting both ways! One says he's god, let's see if the "angel" agree, or disagree with that, and what it does in return. Pulverize it? Dunno...

  • @BehelitZero
    @BehelitZero 5 лет назад +157

    001: dudes just stop.
    Foundation: *Fires a nuke*
    001: -_-

  • @Saipan2297
    @Saipan2297 5 лет назад +2471

    Class D: *walks terrified to scp 001*
    Scp 001: Go, my boy
    Class D: yay! 😀
    Foundation personal: *kills Class D*
    Scp 001: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

    • @AnOriginalBreakfast
      @AnOriginalBreakfast 5 лет назад +92

      You’ve yee’d your last haw!

    • @SHADOW_F_A_X
      @SHADOW_F_A_X 5 лет назад +133

      You’ve [REDACTED] Your last [EXPUNGED]

    • @drewce390
      @drewce390 5 лет назад +47

      For once "you dare oppose me *MORTAL*" is used in the literal sense.

    • @robinn9951
      @robinn9951 5 лет назад +11

      ​@@drewce390 yours was the most recent post so can i ask u a quick 1? is scp about a game? all i could find out from google is its fictional.

    • @drewce390
      @drewce390 5 лет назад +28

      @@robinn9951 the SCP foundation is a fictional organization. The real world website is run by a massive online community where everyone creates works of fiction. It's essentially one massive online collaborative-fiction project. There are games based off of the SCP foundation with the most famous being SCP containment breach.
      www.scp-wiki.net/

  • @koji2975
    @koji2975 5 лет назад +630

    He's just a bouncer at a nightclub. It is a part time job.

    • @cossy5316
      @cossy5316 4 года назад +27

      That's the real vip lounge

    • @idk-uw7ui
      @idk-uw7ui 4 года назад +3

      Pffttt

    • @panjack_
      @panjack_ 4 года назад +3

      “Welcome to galaxy club how tuff are ya?

    • @panjack_
      @panjack_ 4 года назад +3

    • @koji2975
      @koji2975 4 года назад +4

      @@panjack_ "How tuff am I? Lemme tell ya, I eat my cereal.... Without any MILK"

  • @bored588
    @bored588 6 лет назад +656

    "an angel, lets nuke it!" wtf xD

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 6 лет назад +19

      We now learned to to nuke angels, or we will destroy 11 countries and kill millions in the process...
      And that includes you too, North Korea!

    • @agentredacted5919
      @agentredacted5919 6 лет назад +1

      S B Well we already threw a D-class at it.

    • @dwddindin
      @dwddindin 6 лет назад

      How is it an angel when it's more powerful than 343

    • @metaridleyakathecunninggod1006
      @metaridleyakathecunninggod1006 6 лет назад

      Dinzel Walker-Smith Was it really proven that SCP-001 is stronger than SCp-343?

    • @FierceC63
      @FierceC63 5 лет назад

      S B well, they had to do something against it

  • @piuli95
    @piuli95 4 года назад +116

    5:50 I was satisfied with 001's sense of justice.

  • @lordquastheonly
    @lordquastheonly 6 лет назад +595

    Cythulu: I’m the master of dreams the bringer of the apocalypse
    Scp 001: hold my beer

    • @alivelake69
      @alivelake69 6 лет назад +15

      Francisco Novas
      Cthulhu*

    • @Giga_Chad_2281
      @Giga_Chad_2281 6 лет назад +17

      001 is not even a God he is an angel and I bet he can kill cythulu anytime

    • @zephirol4638
      @zephirol4638 6 лет назад +3

      @@Giga_Chad_2281 Cthulhu isn't fully mature, he isn't at full power, nor is he a true god. He is a pretender That said he still holds more power than the works represent that Uriel or any other angel for that matter hold. Unless god himself got involved Uriel would be terminated and or our planet would be destroyed. Nothing Uriel or any angel has shown power wise is on par with a full power Cthulhu.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 6 лет назад

      @@distantpulse7187 yeah like godzilla

    • @spacovvboi7237
      @spacovvboi7237 5 лет назад +11

      More like 'hold my holy water'

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling 6 лет назад +573

    So, has no one thought to try walking twards it, then gasping as they stare off into a random direction and yelling "By god what is THAT?!" Then bolting for the gate?

    • @cybersearcher1041
      @cybersearcher1041 6 лет назад +131

      I love the idea but tbh they’d probably get zapped by the Angels laser sword for that even if it worked.
      Meanwhile the other angels in the garden laugh at the dumb guy who got tricked by a fleshbag

    • @plsno.-.-5225
      @plsno.-.-5225 6 лет назад +59

      so. your literally trying to outsmart a god. good luck with that.

    • @ValValiantThor216
      @ValValiantThor216 6 лет назад +21

      gets obliterated after gasping 😂😂

    • @zephirol4638
      @zephirol4638 6 лет назад +38

      @@plsno.-.-5225 an Angel in no way is anywhere near the power and ability of a god.
      I do find it kind of funny they did not even attempt to reason or question it.

    • @plsno.-.-5225
      @plsno.-.-5225 6 лет назад +12

      @@zephirol4638 Well a god relative to us.

  • @williamisdadd4829
    @williamisdadd4829 5 лет назад +1457

    Stan lee: “walks to scp001”
    Scp001: I’ve been waiting my good sir

  • @zelithfang2365
    @zelithfang2365 5 лет назад +313

    SCP Foundation: *finds the literally guardian of heaven. Decides to yeet a nuke at it.*

  • @coolersrevenge
    @coolersrevenge 5 лет назад +1459

    Foundation: Hey blow this submarine up for us
    001: lol k
    Shaggy: Hey what happened to my submarine?
    001: *sweats profusely*

    • @TommyGun0001
      @TommyGun0001 5 лет назад +25

      Made me laugh 😂

    • @annoyingdumbhole8985
      @annoyingdumbhole8985 5 лет назад +18

      Let me count of how many times I heard this already I heard it at first time I laughed but after a few times it got boring this meme is going to be dead soon

    • @nasrulhakimi8557
      @nasrulhakimi8557 5 лет назад +11

      R.I.P scp 001

    • @coolersrevenge
      @coolersrevenge 5 лет назад

      Johnny Rabaya true

    • @sansdeltarune7510
      @sansdeltarune7510 5 лет назад

      Gone
      Thanoid appears and vanishes both from existence

  • @eyelockedpro3203
    @eyelockedpro3203 6 лет назад +902

    SCP Foundation:Let's Nuke an angel!
    SCP 001:Destroys all nuklear weapons And Gets mad And kills 35.000 people
    SCP Foundation:(insert suprised Pikachu Here)

  • @hixxy2277
    @hixxy2277 5 лет назад +234

    foundation: *fires nuke*
    01 used reflect
    foundation: *confused screaming*

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot 4 года назад +784

    001: No one shall enter the garden
    * Foundation brings 343 *
    343: Yo man it’s aight they with me
    001: Oh ok my bad

    • @Misquif
      @Misquif 4 года назад +109

      343 Is Scared Of SCP 001 Because When They Interviewed Him And Asked Him About SCP 001 He Vanished

    • @zhee1236
      @zhee1236 4 года назад +8

      @@Misquif I Just Watched That

    • @warpsyence7395
      @warpsyence7395 4 года назад +64

      @@Misquif he's just angry because it's something humans weren't supposed to discover

    • @poggers4392
      @poggers4392 4 года назад +61

      Mr_ Glasses he isnt scared. He could very well just feel regret for punishing adam and eve, he claims to be god after all. 001 couldnt even kill 682 which bumps him down ALOT when it comes to power since 150 scp 173’s have killed 682 in the xk class event scenario. 682 has also died to 610 in the ouroboros cycle. There are MULTIPLE tales where 682 actually dies.

    • @seekerofalice9787
      @seekerofalice9787 4 года назад +42

      @@poggers4392 Or he might not be god at all. I think it was Dr. Cleft who is convinced that 343 is just an extremely powerful reality warper just screwing with the foundation. Since he is immune to the effects of SCPs it is a possibility.

  • @ruphite9521
    @ruphite9521 7 лет назад +406

    SCP-001 is probably one of the coolest SCPs, besides SCP-2399 IMo

    • @ironcladlegionofficialchan9355
      @ironcladlegionofficialchan9355 7 лет назад +18

      TyceGaming SCP-420-J

    • @DrAsimov
      @DrAsimov 7 лет назад +3

      Scp 2399 the malfunctioning destroyer and 2740 it wasn't there are my two favorites. Both extremes. Ultimate destruction/cosmic and reality warping/memetic. Creepy them two...

    • @sogman1946
      @sogman1946 7 лет назад +1

      TyceGaming but wich 001

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 7 лет назад

      The gate guardian

    • @meowmeowmeow594
      @meowmeowmeow594 6 лет назад +2

      which SCP-001?

  • @sciblastofficial9833
    @sciblastofficial9833 6 лет назад +171

    Some context: SCP-001 (specifically The Gate Guardian) is a giant reference to the Garden of Eden.
    In the Bible it is given that a river flows out of Eden intersecting with the Tigris and Euphrates rivers, hence the SCP's location.
    Also it is given that when Adam and Eve were banished from Eden that God decided to place an angel to guard the Garden of Eden, the angel is SCP-001.
    SCP-073 and SCP-076-2 are SCPs based on the 2 initial children of Eve, Cain and Abel. SCP-076-2 is called Able, but then that's pretty close.
    For those who didn't know, the Indian Ocean Missile Experiment resulted in the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, which may have been covered up by the Foundation as an earthquake.
    Patmos refers to the island of Patmos, where John wrote the book of Revelation after having a vision.

    • @kaiocrim5500
      @kaiocrim5500 6 лет назад +7

      Ok that explains both of their reactions

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад +9

      "Some context: SCP-001 (specifically The Gate Guardian) is a giant reference to the Garden of Eden.
      "
      In other news, it's not easy to kill 682.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 5 лет назад

      This is also not the actual 001

    • @bongoqueen7212
      @bongoqueen7212 5 лет назад +1

      SciBlast Official i was looking for this comment! He may actually guard eden!

    • @wolfovodin7193
      @wolfovodin7193 5 лет назад

      Logic increased to 100*
      If this is real I’m going to shit my pants

  • @Sentauri
    @Sentauri 5 лет назад +303

    Foundation: No one can survive trying to approach the gate.
    Dr. Bright: Hold my amulet. Brb, I need a camera.

    • @user-db6zr5hm4u
      @user-db6zr5hm4u 5 лет назад

      Sentauri yas

    • @maksimgamuvka4975
      @maksimgamuvka4975 4 года назад +1

      It would just end with him dying in a place where nobody can retrieve it and revive him trapping him forever

    • @spicingdeed8931
      @spicingdeed8931 4 года назад +4

      @@maksimgamuvka4975 *laughs in chainsaw launcher*

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 4 года назад

      Imagine if that actually happened in an SCP tale.

    • @zombieman333
      @zombieman333 2 года назад

      Scp 096: amators!

  • @Limayde
    @Limayde 4 года назад +529

    This is my personal favorite candidate for SCP-001.

    • @liamgeiger7549
      @liamgeiger7549 4 года назад +10

      Same

    • @wardenstone6021
      @wardenstone6021 4 года назад +32

      @@liamgeiger7549 I prefer when day breaks due to the whole (although non canon) unlondon, undublin and how the IKEA staff turns against the monsters. But the idea that this is an actual angel is really cool.

    • @liamgeiger7549
      @liamgeiger7549 4 года назад +3

      @@wardenstone6021 I’m pretty sure they did show it to Cain, I’m not gonna spoil it, but it was pretty cool. They couldn’t get Abel to go to it also. You should check it out

    • @kitt3h
      @kitt3h 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Crawedfish
      @Crawedfish 3 года назад +5

      @@wardenstone6021 day breaks vs the gate guardian?

  • @couch8288
    @couch8288 5 лет назад +156

    Scp 001: [slightly moves]
    O5 14: Hand me that 682, would ya

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 5 лет назад +12

      SCP-682 somehows eats SCP-001.
      Holy shit, oh God. Oh fu-- [REDACTED]. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

    • @thejackanddaveshow5661
      @thejackanddaveshow5661 4 года назад +9

      *EkoCakes* Scp 001: *Cuts it’s way out of him*
      *This causes the armageddon*

    • @therandomclown1264
      @therandomclown1264 4 года назад

      If u touch my Cinnamon reptilian boi.....

    • @ItsAReference08
      @ItsAReference08 4 года назад +4

      @@therandomclown1264 ah yes cinnamon reptile boy who literally hates all life and would murder anyone and everyone if given the chance. How cute.

    • @Good_Watch
      @Good_Watch 4 года назад +2

      @@ItsAReference08 I hate when people be doing that
      "Dont dare harm my sweet cinnamon roll"

  • @Chicken-kr1nc
    @Chicken-kr1nc 5 лет назад +226

    Nobody:
    End of the world entity:
    ScP FOunDation: NuKe It

    • @thegreatdokidefendertf2889
      @thegreatdokidefendertf2889 5 лет назад +4

      Scp 001: I'll TaNK yoUr eNTIRE NuKe.

    • @sylveuzs
      @sylveuzs 5 лет назад

      Scp-001: noob im max level with all stats maxed and have 20 defense buffs

  • @Kaiju4289
    @Kaiju4289 7 лет назад +253

    Now this, this is beautiful

  • @VictiSeal
    @VictiSeal 5 лет назад +66

    D-Boi: doesn't want to go close to 001
    Foundation Personnel: Kills D-Boi
    001: Y U DO THIS (kills staff)

  • @themedineer2508
    @themedineer2508 5 лет назад +441

    SCP Foundation: **YEETS NUKE**
    001: **YEETS IT BACK**

    • @joshhitxoriginal9367
      @joshhitxoriginal9367 5 лет назад +6

      Oh FBI spy scp 2935: that’s a real nice everything and anything living, organic, or sentient.....be a real shame it wasn’t.........

    • @CaptainK-eo4dp
      @CaptainK-eo4dp 4 года назад +1

      *UNO REVERSE CARD*

    • @sleepingforest4048
      @sleepingforest4048 4 года назад

      001: No you.

    • @tW0shaDE
      @tW0shaDE 4 года назад

      9 year old moment

    • @shuktisarkar3953
      @shuktisarkar3953 4 года назад

      001: Parry this you fuckin casual

  • @dylanharshman712
    @dylanharshman712 6 лет назад +31

    sub commander: Its been over an hour, nothing will happen
    SCP-001:You see thats where your wrong kiddo.

  • @kanou7473
    @kanou7473 4 года назад +50

    Interviewer : do you have anything to do with SCP-001?
    Everyone : Triggered
    God : *FLASHBANGS* AIGHT I'M OUT

  • @mrbongalong2788
    @mrbongalong2788 5 лет назад +201

    "SCP-001 is not to be used to dispose of dangerous SCPs." Why not.

    • @Str0reo
      @Str0reo 4 года назад +54

      By Oder of the Administrator it is stated that the foundation do not know what will happen when trying to destroy immortal/powerful anomalies and it might end up in a fight which will lead to and XK class end of the world scenario

    • @db5094
      @db5094 4 года назад +4

      @@Str0reo what about the lizard

    • @Str0reo
      @Str0reo 4 года назад +8

      @@db5094 Scp 682 is highly adaptive to damage and may breach if not in containment at a scp site

    • @db5094
      @db5094 4 года назад +1

      @@Str0reo fair enough

    • @wisphen
      @wisphen 4 года назад +8

      @@db5094 already happened

  • @tni2511
    @tni2511 5 лет назад +622

    SCP-001: Survives a nuke
    SCP-682: Survives a nuke
    SCP-001: Destroys over 30 Nukes and kills over 30000 in the process
    SCP-682: HOLD MY BEER...
    SCP-682: There you are buster 1v1 me kid
    SCP-001:bEt
    SCP-001-2: (Strikes 682 3 times)
    SCP-682: aiMbOt rEported

  • @mecha8349
    @mecha8349 7 лет назад +1180

    Scp-682 hates all life. Scp-001 is more merciful towards humans that don’t have harmful intentions.
    Pretty sure one represents hell and one represents heaven.

  • @agentredacted5919
    @agentredacted5919 6 лет назад +3352

    Let’s send MORE D-class at it, something’s gotta happen.
    Edit:1 like=1 D-class thrown at it.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes 😆
    Edit Edit: I wonder if I could meet Dr. Bright sometime.
    Edit Edit Edit: I think that’s a little too many D-class

    • @neutral9650
      @neutral9650 6 лет назад +3

      @Kasey Lock lets make it 45

    • @anon9857
      @anon9857 6 лет назад +13

      Add more yes yes they will be most effective against the pestilence.

    • @imnotcrazy8430
      @imnotcrazy8430 6 лет назад +8

      keep throwing D-class at it untill it stops

    • @snowouroboros9250
      @snowouroboros9250 6 лет назад +6

      129 D-Class personal Terminated

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 6 лет назад +11

      Here's a thought try sending a priest.

  • @adman4150
    @adman4150 4 года назад +91

    ”Oh? You’re approaching me?”

  • @CrazyJay-sn6ri
    @CrazyJay-sn6ri 6 лет назад +306

    SCP 001. Deus Vult boi.

    • @pokefanfidel6296
      @pokefanfidel6296 5 лет назад +9

      Who would win?
      A ottoman forces
      One Deus vult boi

    • @voxman3464
      @voxman3464 5 лет назад +1

      Ye

    • @iplaygames896
      @iplaygames896 5 лет назад +1

      CrazyJay 78910 what that’s a crusader thing any abrahamic fate will do so Judaism and Islam too wtf do you mean dues vult this scp would probably obliterate you if you said it as it’s a treaty XD

    • @xx_runictitan_xx7869
      @xx_runictitan_xx7869 5 лет назад +1

      Who would win a giant immortal lizard or...
      One deus vault boi

    • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
      @kaiserwilhelmii9705 5 лет назад

      Use it for the Tenth damn Crusade

  • @scpfoundation9231
    @scpfoundation9231 6 лет назад +274

    How did you get your hands on this file

    • @thething225able
      @thething225able 6 лет назад +15

      For i am scp-3393 i can acsess any of your files whenever i please yet you cant contain nor control me. By the time you will read this im at site 31 but where. Send your foolish see no evil teams they won't find me, and the scp you call go knows not of me.

    • @thedinkster684
      @thedinkster684 6 лет назад +31

      Jesus your edgy as fuck weirdo

    • @crimson8590
      @crimson8590 6 лет назад +7

      I gave hackerman a 20

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 6 лет назад +7

      SCP Foundation I believe there is an entity that is transmissing filed to the public, I believe it may be named 9746

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 6 лет назад

      Because we are hackermanACKs

  • @ethanurban6564
    @ethanurban6564 6 лет назад +113

    Don't toucha the angel.
    *Touches the angel*
    DID YOU JUST TOUCHA DA ANGEL!?
    HE'S TOUCHIN' DE ANGEL!
    *Boi who toucha de angel gets kill bricked out of existance*

    • @Wingtip-om8dh
      @Wingtip-om8dh 5 лет назад

      There's nothing wrong storage moving why me cuz your touch by Angel

    • @ChimmieMpeg
      @ChimmieMpeg 5 лет назад +2

      Ethan Urban isint that from that undertale parody thing where they don’t want them touching da child?

    • @OWNYOMAMA
      @OWNYOMAMA 5 лет назад +2

      @@ChimmieMpeg
      Sr Pelo

    • @tristenarctician6910
      @tristenarctician6910 5 лет назад

      Experiment : make wheatley from portal2 go to the angel because he won't listen the angels calls

  • @GreatWorkBoss
    @GreatWorkBoss 5 лет назад +184

    Scarlett King: Hey Hey "Uriel"
    SCP 001: ...
    Scarlett King: Watch this! **melts all of humanity**
    SCP 001: *It is time, my sons.*

    • @Ey_SmoKrac
      @Ey_SmoKrac 4 года назад +2

      It is mildly furiating How you got almost everything wrong canonogically

    • @GreatWorkBoss
      @GreatWorkBoss 4 года назад +9

      @@Ey_SmoKrac I
      Don't give a fuck

    • @aaaab531
      @aaaab531 4 года назад +1

      Scp 001 when day breaks??

    • @lazybuddah9639
      @lazybuddah9639 4 года назад

      @@aaaab531 it's not that it's the gate guardian he's the original scp-001

    • @heinrichze-france4089
      @heinrichze-france4089 4 года назад

      @@lazybuddah9639 technically the original was the sheaf of papers.

  • @AuroraAustralis_
    @AuroraAustralis_ 7 лет назад +437

    So uh, the foundation lost 4 aircraft carriers?
    That's uh, not good.

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  7 лет назад +118

      Nor is firing nukes at angels!

    • @River.s.
      @River.s. 7 лет назад +37

      * angel raises head *
      *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKENSHDVBDHSIXJCOXOSNMMM*

    • @AuroraAustralis_
      @AuroraAustralis_ 7 лет назад +52

      SCP ILLUSTRATED Another question:
      WHERE DOES THE FOUNDATION GET THIS STUFF?!

    • @michaelsutherland5099
      @michaelsutherland5099 7 лет назад +30

      The foundation has access to all government resources.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 7 лет назад +24

      Kind of explains why it's in debt doesn't it

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 6 лет назад +68

    Why the HELL did they think firing a nuke at this thing would be a good idea?!

  • @n1hilanth314
    @n1hilanth314 6 лет назад +430

    The unknown fruit is the tide pods

  • @jahjah7940
    @jahjah7940 5 лет назад +330

    I wonder how many people watching this died from the memetic kill agent.

    • @hahaokk
      @hahaokk 4 года назад +30

      What do you me-...

    • @DX413RB8
      @DX413RB8 4 года назад +21

      No wa-

    • @hahaokk
      @hahaokk 4 года назад +36

      @@DX413RB8 *coffin dance enhances*

    • @dasaniwater1618
      @dasaniwater1618 4 года назад +12

      Oh so that’s the shady man that appeared at my house a couple days ago

    • @Nico-dt5hu
      @Nico-dt5hu 4 года назад +9

      I didn’t die. Im watching this video ju

  • @schtinky1151
    @schtinky1151 6 лет назад +141

    **pauses at **0:22****
    Well... I'm part of the general public and I'm unauthorized... Plus instant cardiac arrest doesn't sound too favorable... Yeah, I should click off...
    **Presses play**

  • @draltoclef5556
    @draltoclef5556 6 лет назад +84

    Haha this is my proposal.

  • @chrisgodliker
    @chrisgodliker 5 лет назад +182

    HEY PEOPLE 682 was thrown into him
    here is the log if you want to see it
    Termination Test Record:
    SCP-682 securely transported to Site 0. SCP-682 is placed on an unmanned vehicle, which is piloted from Site 0 within 1 km of SCP-001. The following video log is recorded from the unmanned vehicle.
    The unmanned vehicle is struck by SCP-001-2 and obliterated. SCP-682 survives, as does a backup camera. SCP-682 is badly wounded, having multiple open, bleeding wounds. SCP-682 begins crawling out of the wreckage of the vehicle, towards SCP-001.
    SCP-682: Is this meant to be the Garden? (SCP-682 begins laughing.) This is not the Garden. The Garden is far west of here.
    SCP-682 is struck by SCP-001-2. SCP-682 survives, heavily wounded, having lost all but one limb. SCP-682 uses its sole remaining limb to drag itself towards SCP-001.
    SCP-682: Die? You command me to die? Oh, wouldn't we all like that, but this is my curse for suggesting the fruit.
    SCP-682 is struck again by SCP-001-2. SCP-682 is extremely injured, but persists as a result of its anomalous resilience.
    SCP-682: This is not the Garden, and you are not Uriel. (SCP-682 spits towards SCP-001.) Pretender.
    SCP-682 is struck again by SCP-001-2. SCP-682 falls unconscious as a result of extreme injury.
    Personnel enter the 1km boundary around SCP-001. They report hearing "REMOVE" from SCP-001, and suffer a compulsion to collect the body of SCP-682. SCP-682 is returned to containment without difficulty.
    Suprise Suprise he lived...

    • @yamnbam4346
      @yamnbam4346 5 лет назад +13

      Surprise surprise…sigh.
      That was a nice one though

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 5 лет назад +27

      So, SCP 682 is related to the serpent of Biblical times?

    • @TheDormantP
      @TheDormantP 5 лет назад

      Sigh... good try.

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 5 лет назад +3

      @@timeforgottenprince8271well yes buy actually no

    • @strange9922
      @strange9922 5 лет назад +3

      doesn’t make sense how 682 would know this since he was birthed at the foundation but ok.

  • @hugonobody3352
    @hugonobody3352 3 года назад +10

    It's my headcanon that SCP-001, "The Gate Guardian", is the reason that SCP-001, "When Day Breaks", wouldn't destroy the earth. It would destroy the solar system.
    The second the mutation effect damaged "The Gate Guardian" he would realize where this perceived attack was coming from (the newly designated SCP-001 "The Sun"), and destroy it. Causing a supernova which would destroy the solar system in the process.

    • @Velloah
      @Velloah 3 года назад +3

      How I imagine them meeting goes like this.
      The Gate Guardian doesn't care that humanity is basically gone, for he has a duty to guard Eden. But, the Sun (Which there is evidence to suggest it is alive) wants to corrupt the Gate Guardian. After killing countless flesh abominations, the Gate Guardian gets fed up with it and erases the Sun from existence. The Gate Guardian would then resume to stand guard at the gates of Eden.

  • @spectral5939
    @spectral5939 7 лет назад +130

    8:00 Oh shoot!
    8:10 OH YOU PISSED IT OFF!

  • @fennikk5810
    @fennikk5810 7 лет назад +455

    *"No, Just no."*

    • @TheeSinnerman
      @TheeSinnerman 7 лет назад +37

      Fennikk what I would say if someone told me to fight Muhammad Ali in his prime.

    • @thehumanstunlock7588
      @thehumanstunlock7588 6 лет назад +60

      when the practically invincible worrior is like: "fuck that shit fam, no thanks, i'm out bois"

    • @justaaron2934
      @justaaron2934 6 лет назад +18

      Wouldn’t blame him

    • @firstnamelastname5943
      @firstnamelastname5943 6 лет назад +13

      *NOPE SO MUCH NOPE NO THANKS IM OUT KTHXBAI*

    • @Michael-yf6bl
      @Michael-yf6bl 6 лет назад +7

      Ya whant me to kill goku while I'm at it

  • @Liam-bq1qp
    @Liam-bq1qp 5 лет назад +31

    Scp-001: *Stands in peace, trying to do it's job*
    SCP Foundation: *nuke it*

  • @CobraLats
    @CobraLats 5 лет назад +54

    Even if this is not canon.
    I still like this version of 001 the best.

    • @marcochavez5880
      @marcochavez5880 3 года назад +4

      Congratulations there is no canon so it doesn’t matter

  • @nocturnal7850
    @nocturnal7850 4 года назад +15

    Uriel: **Does Nothing**
    SCP Foundation: **Fires Nuke at it**
    Uriel: "So. You have chosen death."

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 5 лет назад +74

    Mysterious being: *exists*
    Humans: let’s shoot it

  • @MarvelousPhilly
    @MarvelousPhilly 6 лет назад +82

    SCP-001 is definitely one of my top 10 favorite SCPs. I don't exactly think its "scary" really, but the amazing power this angel possess is pretty frightening in itself. It's not even really its appearance that bothers me. I think it looks dope. Especially the drawing you made of it.
    To know 001 could completely destroy *anything* from *anywhere* that even tries to harm it. Like how it blew up the entire research bunker, simply because they terminated a D-class for following the telepathic orders he got from a giant angel. Which I guess 001 didn't appreciate since it's the authority within that 3km (or more) radius zone. I definitely don't blame 076/Able for *not* wanting to even go anywhere near the garden. I don't know wth 073/Cain was thinking for trying after he *murdered* his own brother, Able, there over 10,000 years ago.
    Anyway, thanks for the effort you always put into these videos, man. We really appreciate it.

    • @callmenevada9505
      @callmenevada9505 6 лет назад

      My favorite scp is scp 999 I think it is like the cuddle slime that's the scarlet kings son

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 6 лет назад

      Cain is simple he wanted to die.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад

      So...your metric for best SCP is based on destructive potential, and the authors talking about how everything that tries to get near it is instantly obliterated is good writing somehow?

    • @veveronshade3409
      @veveronshade3409 5 лет назад

      Interesting what if something like a cell of cancer will be droped at hom with thinking about harming him ..... Will he cure everyone ? Just a jk so :)) .
      And interesting how he will react to volkanik activity? Will he think that earth itself wants to harm him ?

    • @anon9857
      @anon9857 5 лет назад +1

      stop lying you know your favorite scp is me

  • @rubenwiebe5816
    @rubenwiebe5816 5 лет назад +163

    You notice her
    She walks toward you
    She whispers in your ear:
    *[DATA EXPUNGED]*

  • @crossroads2361
    @crossroads2361 6 лет назад +180

    I love how some SCP’s are tied to the biblical stories

  • @DrAsimov
    @DrAsimov 7 лет назад +619

    These videos are so well done. Good editing, you put time into these! Lol

    • @ismaciodismorphus3320
      @ismaciodismorphus3320 7 лет назад

      Asimovs Rulebreaker iiiiuuu

    • @DrAsimov
      @DrAsimov 7 лет назад

      [Channel 47]
      Sup bu'di? How goes it? iiiiuuuu to you as well!
      Uh. Cool!
      Late
      AR

    • @almostawalrus9970
      @almostawalrus9970 7 лет назад +4

      What the fuck is this train-wreck of a conversation?

    • @DrAsimov
      @DrAsimov 7 лет назад +1

      Almost a Walrus
      Well... As it turns out, Captain Crazy up there is some kind of idk stalker-troll(¿) Idk. He commented, so I viewed a couple of his videos, turns out he's REALLY into Hitler and whatnot. Then he says I ruined his channel somehow, also(¿), And then shit got really f'n wierd.
      Oh, and I know you've read this. I don't care. Your crazy. Please just go about your business. I'll not do whatever you think I did anymore. I promise...
      Yeah. That wasn't wierd...
      Sorry about that there walrus dude....

    • @almostawalrus9970
      @almostawalrus9970 7 лет назад

      I was talking about fucking both of ya. My point's been proven.
      By the way, the whole "Cryptic & Creepy" vibe isn't working for you.

  • @thecoolestofthe834s2
    @thecoolestofthe834s2 7 лет назад +219

    im going to get doctor bright and try to feed it peanut butter

    • @Roman-oz6hd
      @Roman-oz6hd 6 лет назад +14

      thecoolest ofthe834s You mean give Dr. Bright peanut butter so he can feed it to Cain

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 6 лет назад +10

      thecoolest ofthe834s I’m aware that Dr Bright is not allowed to do that.

    • @theduchtgamerwesleyprins4544
      @theduchtgamerwesleyprins4544 6 лет назад +1

      Get the firering unit

    • @overseercouncilmember-1021
      @overseercouncilmember-1021 6 лет назад

      No get docter bright to bring a chainsaw cannon

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 6 лет назад

      TIME TO GET THE FIRING SQUAD QUICK BEFORE HE REALIZES ITS CAIN HE SHOULDNT FEED IT TO

  • @demonitized1020
    @demonitized1020 4 года назад +42

    Wait a minute. If memetic kill agents were real you could just defeat them by closing your eyes.

    • @beetlesaysohnwod523
      @beetlesaysohnwod523 3 года назад +5

      I think thats why they have sounds attached as well. Mayhaps the exact frequency of the whine in addition to the repetition of "2-5-7" is the trigger.

    • @overkill107a7
      @overkill107a7 3 года назад +5

      @@beetlesaysohnwod523 so close your eyes with earplugs in. Sounds good

    • @blomgaming6480
      @blomgaming6480 7 месяцев назад

      ​@overkill107a7 the audio still vibrates and triggers the memetic agent

  • @Sumdud3
    @Sumdud3 5 лет назад +49

    D class:*approaches scp-001* SCP-001:Forget
    SCP-001*From probably a different version thats probably cooler:Remember
    That poor d-class:*Confused screaming*

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 5 лет назад +1

      He could start an argument with SCP-001, he just said to forget, so he forgot to get away, then forgot to forget, so he starts walking back toward the gate x) shit would go down quickly though XD

  • @jackyarthur3076
    @jackyarthur3076 7 лет назад +177

    Do not post to the public.
    *Eh..*
    - posts on youtube. -

  • @Reimastered
    @Reimastered 7 лет назад +380

    Before I start this, I'm going to guess that he's similar to the angel with the flaming sword that guards the garden of eden?

  • @kylecarson4143
    @kylecarson4143 4 года назад +58

    When a foolish organization keeps messing with God level beings who want to be left alone to do there job and descends its fed up with there crap cant run

    • @alexxhelilaj7547
      @alexxhelilaj7547 4 года назад +3

      Their

    • @insanitypal5929
      @insanitypal5929 3 года назад +1

      @Zeno 6282 But launching a nuke is soooooooo mature huh

    • @insanitypal5929
      @insanitypal5929 3 года назад +1

      @Zeno 6282 Why? It was obviously very powerful and attacking it in such a manner could provoke it to attack back. It was an extremely stupid thing to do.

    • @mode.or.culture
      @mode.or.culture 11 месяцев назад

      Right think about the level of betrayal this is. It’s disrespectful and further more they cannot over power this bien nothing on earth can. But some human are hardheaded.

  • @colonelstriker2519
    @colonelstriker2519 7 лет назад +53

    Re: Experiment E
    I swear they have this not expunged from the original document Some years ago.
    As I recall it, the submarine was located at around the Indian Ocean roughly 8000 km from the site. everything else was going according to this video until the warhead crossed the 1 km mark. It destroyed the warhead and the submarine. SCP 001 didn’t cross his wings nor the warhead detonated.

    • @Yurippe123
      @Yurippe123 7 лет назад

      Striker

    • @KitNeedsCoffee
      @KitNeedsCoffee 6 лет назад +1

      You're probably remembering an alternate timeline. Maybe the same way that the signal went through the gate into our world, perhaps that's how the Mandela effect originates? Information leaking into our universe that is very similar, but not quite the same.

    • @Videogamefangirl
      @Videogamefangirl 6 лет назад +2

      As far as I know, Experiment E was never mentioned, or if it was, it was changed to suddenly be much, much more sinister with its actual redaction.
      I was kind of disappointed by the interpretation of the Experiment E redaction, as the Gate Guardian's current proposal document literally states after the readacted experiment, "See Indian Ocean Submarine Missle Experiment, December 26, 2004."
      If you just google the date December 26, 2004, you will get tons of news clippings and a wikipedia article about the Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami event. It was the third largest earthquake ever recorded and killed around 227,000 people. When I read that, I felt such a feeling of dread, with the implication that the missle and subsequent angelic reaction caused that natural disaster, decimating 14 neighbouring countries around the Indian Ocean. But in this video, nope. The result wasn't some of the world's most destructive tsnumanis and earthquakes ever recorded, but just a destruction of Foundation boats, a yatch, and some airplanes, and a death toll of 35,000 instead. It felt very underwhelming. Don't get me wrong, I love SCP Illustration's videos and efforts, but that lack of research disappointed me and made Experiment E's dreadful implication to feel very lacking.

    • @Hector-bj3ls
      @Hector-bj3ls 6 лет назад

      @@qwp1026
      貓我蜜糖是奇怪的名字哈哈

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 7 лет назад +332

    Oh I'm binge watching all your content right now.... I hope you've done the factory. Onto the next video.. Also Hi Asimov fancy seeing you here.... Fudge I'm starting to wonder if Jack aint right about us.

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  7 лет назад +16

      Sadly I have not done the factory yet however I will add to my list and do it in time, welcome to the channel :) Cool you know Asimov, he's been here since the start.

    • @DrAsimov
      @DrAsimov 7 лет назад +2

      Woo! Hoo! I'm down with the scipness!!! Bwahahahaha

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  7 лет назад +4

      ASIMOVS there is now a full on Discord for the channel. I remember you were trying to connect with me before, be sure to add yourself, would be good to talk to you on there as well... discord.gg/4X888he

  • @theharmacist3103
    @theharmacist3103 6 лет назад +99

    wait does that mean us 291,000 of us that have watched this are slated for execution?

  • @Albert_Hu
    @Albert_Hu 4 года назад +120

    “Any non-authorized personnel accessing this file will be terminated”
    Me watching the video 👁👄👁

    • @unendingessence4001
      @unendingessence4001 4 года назад

      man atleast we are some scp in a random scp universe from what i remember in a scp 001 Proposal file

    • @luckylovescats
      @luckylovescats 3 года назад

      don't worry i got you covered

    • @SCP--dm2om
      @SCP--dm2om 3 года назад

      The 1.3m people/SCPS with you 👁👄👁

  • @darksteps4522
    @darksteps4522 6 лет назад +36

    well time to binge watch this

  • @samtinkle9076
    @samtinkle9076 7 лет назад +15

    I enjoy the fact that it mentions "between the Tigres and Euphrates rivers", but doesn't ever say "Mesopotamia".

  • @colinmelendez9824
    @colinmelendez9824 6 лет назад +231

    But what happens when Shaggy shows up?
    SCP-001: **sweats profusely**

    • @godemperorofmankind1046
      @godemperorofmankind1046 6 лет назад +17

      Poncho stop that meme died years ago

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 6 лет назад +10

      @@godemperorofmankind1046 no

    • @colinmelendez9824
      @colinmelendez9824 6 лет назад +9

      @@godemperorofmankind1046 finally someone noticed

    • @aniviagaming7622
      @aniviagaming7622 6 лет назад +8

      @@godemperorofmankind1046 That is twisted

    • @harryjoe2459
      @harryjoe2459 6 лет назад +10

      High level data exposition found:
      The gate gaurdian is a decoy
      Chuck Norris is the real SCP-001

  • @BonBonCentral
    @BonBonCentral 5 лет назад +92

    This is the best 001 proposal. I really like Day Breaks of how it’s written, but it doesn’t really seem much like a traditional SCP. It’s too dark. (Pun.)
    I also like The Prototype, but it seems a bit Mundane for it to be the definite SCP-001

    • @anonymoustopsecret5995
      @anonymoustopsecret5995 5 лет назад +3

      I think SCP 001 is the Scarlet King.

    • @sinisterpicklez9864
      @sinisterpicklez9864 4 года назад +1

      I would agree it would be the scarlet king because it can’t be contained and all we can do is wait for him to destroy everything

    • @bongcloudopening5404
      @bongcloudopening5404 4 года назад +1

      Sinister Picklez no it’s actually we wait for the scarlet king to die in the hands of the chosen heroes of the brothers death
      Also isn't scarlet king 2317?

    • @diamondninja4086
      @diamondninja4086 4 года назад

      How would they cantan it

    • @db5094
      @db5094 4 года назад

      @@diamondninja4086 they cant, im pretty sure its class Keter

  • @asyashi_
    @asyashi_ 6 лет назад +57

    I hate these kill agents, died 5 times today!

  • @notdrbright8927
    @notdrbright8927 5 лет назад +35

    i am the keymaster!
    _i am the gatekeeper_

  • @dinamikua506
    @dinamikua506 5 лет назад +12

    SCP-001: *moves*
    All SCP Foundation personnel: Gentleman, synchronize your death watches

  • @BetsyBeta
    @BetsyBeta 4 года назад +5

    SCP-001 : "Dude you're just wasting ur ammo-"
    *nuke incoming*
    SCP-001: *sigh.....*

  • @luckyluigi9828
    @luckyluigi9828 4 года назад +6

    Damn, Gate Guardian is one of the comically overpowered ones.
    "You dare lay siege to the gate?"
    "Fair enough, I'll just send you through - myself."
    *offender ceases to exist*

  • @CoolGuy-te1pt
    @CoolGuy-te1pt 5 лет назад +21

    5:40
    001: Leave
    Class-D: Ok
    Scientist: Go back!
    Class-D: Nuh-uh
    (Scientist skill class-D)
    001: Ah, see, that’s where you screwed up
    (Scientists blow up)

  • @nicollas6566
    @nicollas6566 7 лет назад +420

    Why they dont use him to kill scp 682?

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 7 лет назад +195

      682 is so Gary Sue he'd come back anyway :/

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 7 лет назад +299

      Gotta love that [DATA EXPUNGED] amirite

    • @daswordofgork9823
      @daswordofgork9823 7 лет назад +18

      Well you don't you if you try.

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 7 лет назад +29

      sou froda well no one knows if it's the real scp 001

    • @lukatosic4447
      @lukatosic4447 7 лет назад +24

      cant they just use a colossal aircraft
      and they can tell everyone its just a test of a huge aircraft facility thing
      instead of a gigant aligator thing in acid getting transported

  • @wilfred5179
    @wilfred5179 4 года назад +23

    This is probably my favorite SCP-001. The fact im christian helps with the immersion and just straight up gives me chills