Turkish Chia Pet Transplants

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @richienouveau
    @richienouveau День назад +563

    they’re both water types is insane

    • @Coooouri
      @Coooouri День назад +102

      his machine learning model is still stuck in Pokedoku

    • @opossumboyo
      @opossumboyo День назад +32

      the church is trying very hard to reach gen Z

    • @lorenzonoce9352
      @lorenzonoce9352 День назад +17

      It's true tho,
      Noah and Moses are water types, Cain and Judas are dark types and Adam is a normal type

    • @aBlackMage
      @aBlackMage День назад +1

      ​@@lorenzonoce9352 I would hella play a Pokemon Romhack about Bible stories

    • @Theiupsilon
      @Theiupsilon День назад +2

      @@lorenzonoce9352 Nah, Judas is psychic for sure

  • @kornelparoczai1763
    @kornelparoczai1763 День назад +171

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - "That's the shit that Lisan Al Gaib put his hand into, isn't it?" Is underrated, it's funny on multiple levels. ICANT

    • @favii91
      @favii91 День назад +7

      Actually scream laughed out loud

    • @Suitefan1
      @Suitefan1 16 часов назад +3

      The gom jabbar is the poison needle that the reverend mother holds up to Paul’s neck, not the box

    • @kornelparoczai1763
      @kornelparoczai1763 16 часов назад

      @@Suitefan1 That's why it has an added layer of funny, it's so good

  • @TVBenSifka
    @TVBenSifka День назад +60

    I heard “they’re both water types” on stream and knew it was going in a video immediately lmao

  • @diddo9338
    @diddo9338 День назад +25

    the way apollo says so confidently "you guys got it this is such a sick first clue" before the chia pet bit 🤣

  • @DB-ey3dz
    @DB-ey3dz День назад +98

    He’s kind of like if Luigi was a whale 💀 +2

  • @JamaicanBanana98
    @JamaicanBanana98 День назад +169

    Paddington is a Latina Baddy

  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning День назад +28

    "Humungo Angry Bargain Rectangle" is an amazing description of just about any major/large department/grocery store chain in America.

  • @candas5276
    @candas5276 День назад +58

    Pro tip from a Turkish person: if your video mentions the country Turkey even just once put a Turkish flag on the thumbnail, it will double the views

    • @glomann
      @glomann День назад +8

      even if it's the bird we would still flock to that shit lmao

    • @candas5276
      @candas5276 День назад +7

      @@glomann t̶ör̶k̶i̶ t̶ör̶k̶i̶ y̶o̶u̶'r̶e̶ a̶ l̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶
      turkey turkey you're a lovely birdie

  • @mc_soren
    @mc_soren День назад +166

    Dr. Whop

    • @zergal440
      @zergal440 День назад +1

      Dr. WAP

    • @perotekku
      @perotekku День назад

      ​@@zergal440Bizarro Shapiro's Wife

  • @Joe_B_WanKenobi
    @Joe_B_WanKenobi День назад +26

    We're Italian surgeons. Of course we're Dr. W...(gets tackled)

  • @qnybucks
    @qnybucks День назад +70

    Yooo. What if NL had a plant afro. That would be craaazy.

  • @eastman420
    @eastman420 День назад +25

    Thank you for making everyday a little bit better librarian

  • @zolopane117
    @zolopane117 День назад +4

    Every now and then, I make a joke and think "I'm kinda funny". Then I watch a 10 minute video where NL casually drops "he's kinda like if Luigi was a whale" and "they're both water types", and I remember my place in the comedy hierarchy

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist День назад +147

    im reading that title and im using all my strength to figure it out.
    EDIT: i watched the video and still have no fucking clue

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 День назад +9

      turkish martha stewart

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr День назад +90

      People go to turkey to get hair transplants, and chia pets were a fad where you’d grow chia plants on different prepackaged items. In many cases it would take the form of hair on a dummy I think.

    • @cinnamonroll5659
      @cinnamonroll5659 День назад +16

      your gen z is showing

    • @fedweezy4976
      @fedweezy4976 День назад +4

      Use the thumbnail. That's basically the joke right there

  • @chlomance
    @chlomance День назад +52

    oompa loompa thumbnail goes crazy

  • @XDestroyoxZx
    @XDestroyoxZx День назад +7

    It's insane how they can't understand Apollo's hints at all

    • @XDestroyoxZx
      @XDestroyoxZx День назад +17

      Socrates talking about Athens' wayward youth be like:

    • @superplushyvids
      @superplushyvids День назад

      @@XDestroyoxZx+2

    • @flamfive95
      @flamfive95 17 часов назад

      ​@@XDestroyoxZx +2

  • @recordhead9619
    @recordhead9619 День назад +21

    We're girls guys girls, of librarian NL guys early girls!

  • @takingamassiveel
    @takingamassiveel День назад +9

    Always blessed with a new librarian video to watch in the parking lot before I go open at Dominos, thanks dude, hope the wife is okay

  • @X1864-v3o
    @X1864-v3o День назад +10

    Spock is nothing like Guy Fieri. So trueee

  • @Cooldrew100
    @Cooldrew100 День назад +2

    I appreciate the intro setting up the theme of the vid

  • @Mario-kv5ih
    @Mario-kv5ih День назад +31

    you know the first stop is always istanbul

  • @sendwagon
    @sendwagon День назад +10

    Cutting off the clip with "you think he'd be friends with Stephen Hawking" is uncoincidentally hilarious

  • @NoName-ns6xr
    @NoName-ns6xr День назад +4

    I eat burgers with such surgical precision they call me Dr. Whop (p)olitely in the ER

  • @wyldenites
    @wyldenites День назад +6

    Elphaba? Isn't that the water that comes off the chickpeas?

  • @mertaliyigit3288
    @mertaliyigit3288 День назад +7

    Were turkish guys of course we fill in the comments when turkey is mentioned

  • @DeathClawz
    @DeathClawz День назад +2

    8:02 I wasn't looking at the screen and I could've sworn I heard "they're nothing like capybara"

  • @cattacer
    @cattacer День назад +12

    Imagine gettng grass plugs

  • @mondomantra
    @mondomantra День назад +2

    As someone currently on a Pokémon binge, the water type joke took me out.

  • @sleepiestgf
    @sleepiestgf 17 часов назад

    not my ass sitting there reading the paragraph about tilikum wondering what all that has to do with luigi mario

  • @thegamemanic1911
    @thegamemanic1911 5 часов назад

    If I was Apollo I’d be crashing out. Those hints were the best you could get for a chia pet dude. They had an Obama one where the chia seeds grew as hair.

  • @flansburgh1100
    @flansburgh1100 День назад +4

    Kareem Abdul-GomJabbar

  • @stickmanjoe7051
    @stickmanjoe7051 День назад +5

    Early, so just gonna say thanks for introducing me to Enell Librarian

  • @superplushyvids
    @superplushyvids День назад +1

    +2 on they’re both Water types

  • @solomonthomas5001
    @solomonthomas5001 День назад +2

    We're guys of course we bald

  • @jarjarjacobs
    @jarjarjacobs 4 часа назад

    LatinX Paddington joins the ranks of Blue Chew Thanos and Ozempic Scrooge

  • @hemerythrin
    @hemerythrin День назад

    Amazing work on the thumbnail lol

  • @real.bingus
    @real.bingus День назад +1

    okay a third of chat saying they don't know what a chia pet is is kinda fucking me up am i going crazy

  • @Starcutter
    @Starcutter День назад +1

    When I think of chi pets I think of like, a hedgehog. Not a dirt hat

  • @SplamXD
    @SplamXD 16 часов назад +1

    Apollo is so right

  • @verkhvo
    @verkhvo День назад

    we're humungo angry bargain rectangle guys

  • @darbow898
    @darbow898 Час назад

    CH-CH-CH-CHIA!
    If you know, you know

  • @Bobnintendo
    @Bobnintendo День назад +1

    Good Morning Chia Ryan

  • @oldenoughtowatchify
    @oldenoughtowatchify День назад

    Kareem delights in the finger? dawg you were describing Dikembe Mutombo :(

  • @zachk05
    @zachk05 День назад +3

    I know nothing about chia pets who's right I wanna laugh too

    • @rumbleizer
      @rumbleizer День назад +1

      Apollo is right, chia pets are little figures filled with dirt and chia seeds so that when they're watered they grow and form "hair" on a head or on an animals body or something. They're sold as novelties - I have one of former president Obama where he came bald but the chia seed grew through the holes in the figure to form his hair.
      I don't know how they crashed out over that

  • @jockcox
    @jockcox День назад

    Latin ex-Pattington is this anything

  • @MrRhoadsRules25
    @MrRhoadsRules25 День назад +1

    Dr. WHO?

  • @Dalparix
    @Dalparix День назад

    What is this title librarian.
    +2

  • @josephbuckmaster5485
    @josephbuckmaster5485 День назад

  • @ajz2k
    @ajz2k День назад

    Wtf is a chia pet???

    • @ajz2k
      @ajz2k День назад

      I googled it and was this some sort of fad in america wtf is that?!

    • @superplushyvids
      @superplushyvids День назад

      @@ajz2k it’s kind of one of those “as-seen-on-tv” products all the way back in the 1980s, kind of like Scrub Daddy or Flex Tape that got insanely popular, originally in just United States, then progressively to Canada, Mexico, Europe, Australia, etc.

  • @KabirHart
    @KabirHart День назад +3

    yes its 1 am, yes I clicked immediately

  • @eywrong
    @eywrong День назад +2

    Can someone explain this game.

    • @emmettrichardson5833
      @emmettrichardson5833 День назад +10

      The person at the bottom left gets a word that they have to describe using really vague strange sentences. Whoever gets it gets points

    • @mjoflaherty126
      @mjoflaherty126 День назад +14

      It's called mario party. You hit the dice over your head and then you go that number of spaces.

    • @CycleMantis
      @CycleMantis День назад +14

      It's nothing like chia pets

    • @kitsovereign4127
      @kitsovereign4127 День назад +3

      It's like charades but with magnetic poetry instead.

    • @Alo-is-io
      @Alo-is-io День назад +2

      Dr whop

  • @thezx5795
    @thezx5795 День назад

    grass hat

  • @zankaa8031
    @zankaa8031 День назад +7

    i hate when he says "Latin X" it's not fucking megaman

  • @obsidiancrow450
    @obsidiancrow450 День назад +1

    unemployed gang (employed)

  • @TheTrey5027
    @TheTrey5027 День назад

    Here at 1 view. It’s so lonely in here…