Northernlion Speedruns a Gambling Addiction

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @mantidream8179
    @mantidream8179 Год назад +2298

    Where NL succeeds effortlessly and bores quickly, Jerma fails endlessly and obsesses exponentially. Truly a tale of 2 arcade Andys

    • @zoelagoblina3138
      @zoelagoblina3138 Год назад +94

      +2

    • @bigballerbillionaire
      @bigballerbillionaire Год назад +44

      NL = Northernlion@@dummobug

    • @poimon5607
      @poimon5607 Год назад +1

      @@dummobuga psycho

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@dummobug pimp daddy

    • @bigapeallcity
      @bigapeallcity 11 месяцев назад +74

      guy walking around with 500,000 tickets versus guy who wont get off of that one machine that looks sort of cool

  • @qzr8558
    @qzr8558 Год назад +1147

    nl hitting the mega jackpog in the ball drop game = instant dopamine overload

  • @joshuakozlowski7315
    @joshuakozlowski7315 Год назад +541

    Kate and Luna went to daycare and left Ryan to play coin push. They came back to find Ryan still playing coin push and they told him that he needs to stop and he said no

  • @aereonexapprentice7205
    @aereonexapprentice7205 Год назад +642

    Alternate title: Northernlion simulates taking a Kick deal

  • @grit1
    @grit1 Год назад +800

    "That's one hour of my father's labor gone"
    Honestly haven't heard a funnier line than this, holy moly

    • @GoldenAura32
      @GoldenAura32 11 месяцев назад +27

      The egg is crackin us with that one.

    • @bradman7281
      @bradman7281 11 месяцев назад +51

      Immediately followed by the "yeah we'll try again on this one for sure" it damn near drew a cackle out of me

    • @jacob8949
      @jacob8949 8 месяцев назад +1

      Had to pause the video for a few minutes to appreciate that line 😂

  • @Ragnell123
    @Ragnell123 Год назад +404

    He saw into an alternate timeline as a gambling streamer playing Popcorn Pete’s coin pushing game. Either that or he experienced brain death. Anyway those are my favorite games at the arcade

  • @fjmoneybagz
    @fjmoneybagz Год назад +471

    NL playing Cuckoo Coins was the moment he truly became his father.
    Kate: It’s time to go Ryan
    Ryan: I don’t want to..

  • @Alo-is-io
    @Alo-is-io Год назад +725

    Seeing someone else play the Jerma Cointainment Facility game is a weird experience

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna Год назад +222

    "Back when a quarter was worth 25 cents" if this aint a prophecy, I never seen one

  • @VinnyZoomer
    @VinnyZoomer Год назад +127

    Look at how locked in he is at 23:06 , bro didn't blink for like 3 minutes

    • @Illuminanthi
      @Illuminanthi 7 месяцев назад +24

      Me when I snort 10 mg of adderall and hit my vape on 40 mins of sleep driving to my final

    • @poseidonm7
      @poseidonm7 7 месяцев назад +20

      I could not stop fucking laughing. he was constantly chastising the stupidity of basically a slot machine whilst binking it consistently and being drawn all the way in.

  • @TheSkeletalBig
    @TheSkeletalBig Год назад +180

    Speaking of your infinite quarters trick, when I was a kid we went camping who knows where and they had a soda machine outside of like a bathroom for the campsite (we really roughed it). I think it was a national park or something. The soda machine would only spit out every other soda that was purchased, but when it did it spit 2 sodas out at once. The one you bought and the one the last sucker tried to buy. I hung out by the bathroom buying two sodas for the price of one each time a mark came by and lost a dollar, I would even through in a line like "Yeah the last couple people that came by had that happen as well" before getting my root beer and free random beverage.

    • @gl4d10
      @gl4d10 Год назад +57

      there was a vending machine at a place that i worked that would spit out dollar coins for change, so i had a bowl of change on my desk and id tell people that i had a giant piggie bank that i was trying to fill and i was taking donations, but then instead of taking it home, i'd just feed it into this coke machine until it ran out dollar coins and id keep them in a crowne royal bag and i loved my horde of dubloons but then my bf att took it and bought me a cheap ass ring from target and spent the rest on weed :(

    • @kylecanavan7967
      @kylecanavan7967 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@gl4d10 I'm sorry that happened to you.

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@gl4d10wow, hopefully your ex

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt Год назад +123

    "No matter how well you did, you never got anything to show for it, your money was just gone"
    NL clearly never got good enough to make the top high score "ASS". I grew up in a small town near an arcade with only a handful of games in it (X-Men vs Street Fighter, Metal Slug 1+2, Mario pinball, Big Buck Hunter KKona, Raiden, Hydro Thunder, and a few I forget) and I made it my mission as an early teen to take as many high scores as I could because there's very few feelings better than putting semi-profanity on the leaderboards at the age of 14.
    I've also actually won the jackpot on the real life version of that wheelspin game. Insanely pog moment, but minors really shouldn't be allowed to partake in such gambling behaviors. Rng machine with lights and sounds vs human mind is an 80-20 matchup.

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas Год назад +16

      I'd go back every weekend to my local arcade store and check if MYASS was still 1st on the score. If it wasn't. I had to fix that.

    • @butlerbees6639
      @butlerbees6639 11 месяцев назад +17

      Local restaurant had a pirate pin ball machine. 1st and 2nd place were held by: BIG and DICK, respectively. Was like that for years before it was reset.

    • @integra8472
      @integra8472 8 месяцев назад +1

      X-Men vs Street Fighter had the juice 100%

  • @Funkyent
    @Funkyent 9 месяцев назад +10

    Holy shit the egg is so cracked im having breakfast

  • @Snyphurr.
    @Snyphurr. Год назад +75

    the popcorn one is just brainrot the machine.

  • @b99b12
    @b99b12 Год назад +51

    Oh my god the ending song… I remember it. Such a delightful little song about a man losing his mind fishing, don’t you remember it Zach?

  • @acerauto21
    @acerauto21 Год назад +75

    "1 play equals 20 plays who the fuck did that math the Bounty Paper Towel Corporation"?

  • @timm8o475
    @timm8o475 Год назад +40

    After working at an arcade for years, I still never knew how most of these coin pusher games worked

  • @cavemantoe6153
    @cavemantoe6153 Год назад +151

    he's pegging me so hard with this gameplay

  • @Anx13tyPrime
    @Anx13tyPrime Год назад +59

    NL's pinball story reminds me that once, as a kid, while bored in our local pub (the 80's, hooray!) I was just pressing the 'collect' button on the slot machine they had there and after like, a lot of presses, it spat £1 out. Ever since I've hit the collect button on any slot machine I walk past, just in case.

    • @nazmulahmed5853
      @nazmulahmed5853 Год назад +24

      This reminds me of when my cat pushed a small container over the table and a shit ton of snacks fell out. Now he pushes stuff off the table all the time

    • @nazmulahmed5853
      @nazmulahmed5853 Год назад +8

      just in case 😂

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 3 месяца назад

      ​@@nazmulahmed5853that's funny😂

  • @97itachiuchiha
    @97itachiuchiha Год назад +25

    5:40 You mean to tell me NL didn't have a take on discord sleep calls? I don't believe it

  • @SonderBeats
    @SonderBeats Год назад +43

    23:27 made me actually laugh out loud

  • @8BitTurmoil
    @8BitTurmoil Год назад +124

    5:16 11,037 dollars? IT'S LEON!

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico Год назад +29

    The secondhand brain melt is significant

  • @devingross8805
    @devingross8805 4 месяца назад +4

    “That’s when quarters were actually worth something they were like 25 cents” … yeah

  • @NastyPlot_
    @NastyPlot_ Год назад +12

    The Mark Z. Danielewski line got me so good

  • @Vastakaiun
    @Vastakaiun Год назад +78

    The best thing about being 34 is being able to understand and appreciate NL's music jokes

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd Год назад +13

      Idk I’m 32 but all those jokes went over my head like an aeroplane over the sea

    • @Bob13454
      @Bob13454 Год назад +29

      @@Michael-kp4bd You have to be 34

  • @Swoodus
    @Swoodus Год назад +13

    Food for thought: "Victor Wembanyama" fits perfectly into the main phrase of the Deadly Premonition Whistle Song. I'm not gonna write the parody, but someone else should.

  • @wickedwickedwicked42
    @wickedwickedwicked42 Год назад +9

    It’s the Clint Stevens prolonged break VOD backlog clearing game Pog

  • @obviouslyanonymous
    @obviouslyanonymous Год назад +11

    15:28 that joke made me laugh embarrassingly loud

    • @ozzi9816
      @ozzi9816 24 дня назад

      “Northernlion is Jerma for people with jobs” you’re not beating the allegations lol

  • @Linden531
    @Linden531 Год назад +57

    I get why NL doesn't want to play these games long-term, but his banter MIXED with the gameplay is usually SSS+ tier and makes me sad we only get one...But it'll make me cherish it that much more

  • @jacksonarnold27
    @jacksonarnold27 11 месяцев назад +8

    did he just drop a fucking house of leaves reference off the dome while playing a brainrot arcade game

  • @PotionSmeller
    @PotionSmeller Год назад +24

    So true NL, I miss when quarters used to be worth 25 cents.

  • @Wompond
    @Wompond Год назад +42

    my culture is not your docket entry, nl

  • @mangsmoof
    @mangsmoof Год назад +9

    Broke: omg he hit jackpot
    Woke: babe wake up he’s sufjan posting again

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 Год назад +3

    The cam gradually growing during an angry rant is extremely intimidating

  • @Welcome2It
    @Welcome2It Год назад +13

    Discord kids pretending to invent a sleep call like I haven’t been passing tf out on Skype since 06

  • @autonomousanonymous6310
    @autonomousanonymous6310 7 месяцев назад +4

    when he went up to popcorn pete he was cooked

  • @herdinstinct8282
    @herdinstinct8282 6 месяцев назад +3

    Little does NL know that the first caveman who created the wheel did so to facilitate a spin cycle for a slot machine.

  • @LiarJudas666
    @LiarJudas666 4 месяца назад +1

    Ryan moving his camera to the right as if the leaderboard is just out of view during the wheel is *really* funny lol

  • @kaifulbright5241
    @kaifulbright5241 Год назад +3

    my dopamine receptors were so pogged up for the whole stream

  • @cavemantoe6153
    @cavemantoe6153 Год назад +2

    the clip of dale cooper yelling hellooo and then getting a jackpot would be the 2ndJerma intro and he just made a twin peaks reference as I was typing this comment

  • @TheMonkeybubblez
    @TheMonkeybubblez 5 дней назад +1

    the neutral milk hotel vs sufjan stevens commentary may have been niche but I appreciated the thoughts behind it

  • @sbrevoltuion5
    @sbrevoltuion5 Год назад +3

    The Sufism Steven’s bit is gold

  • @lanster77schannel
    @lanster77schannel 3 месяца назад +1

    the face cam getting larger @ 19:35 is amazing

  • @Mindofthequill
    @Mindofthequill Год назад +17

    I wanna watch him play Yakuza and get lost in time at the arcade

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Год назад +21

      NL doing full playthroughs of Yakuza has the potential to be up there with the deadly premonition games. the banter would be marvelous too

    • @ozzi9816
      @ozzi9816 24 дня назад

      @@TheLibraryofLetourneauNL learning mahjong……

  • @isingra
    @isingra Год назад +3

    The weirdest thing about this stream was when he was robbed by the leaderboard and then got gaslit by chat into forgetting he won 1K tickets on the fish wheel

  • @colinpaton3304
    @colinpaton3304 Год назад +2

    God when he got to the Popcorn machine I was losing it

  • @johnd6980
    @johnd6980 Год назад +1

    I kept waiting for him to turn around and there be 2 big dudes in suits ready to take him in the back room for cheating

  • @HOWBOUTTASHORYUKEN
    @HOWBOUTTASHORYUKEN Год назад +3

    This looks like a game you’d build in little big planet tbh

  • @godhaze
    @godhaze Год назад +3

    the reactions are insane

  • @zackmartin1788
    @zackmartin1788 10 месяцев назад +2

    As an arcade worker Ive seen people drop thousands of dollars on the marvel coin pusher I saw this guy come in every weekend drop 300$ on the marvel coin pusher. He did get like two of our consoles but still it is actually addictive.

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat Год назад +5

    Ok but hear me out, if they didn't put an out of order sign when from what he said the pinball machine wasn't working (since he didn't even get to play, unless his dad just didn't let him I guess) that's on them.

  • @XxcrazycjxX
    @XxcrazycjxX 4 месяца назад

    best arcade story is my brother realized the ticket dispenser door was unlocked so he cleared the tickets out of the thing, hid them in a bag then told an attendant

  • @gamezone5329
    @gamezone5329 4 месяца назад

    At 2:20 when you said “did I just get out of brain surgery”, when I indeed, got out of brain surgery today is funny

    • @Psd2940
      @Psd2940 3 месяца назад

      Get that recovery king

  • @CascadePSA
    @CascadePSA Год назад +3

    HE’S SO GOOD AT WHEELS

  • @Matkatamiba
    @Matkatamiba Год назад +1

    The Bounty joke was goated

  • @someguyyouprobablyneverheardof
    @someguyyouprobablyneverheardof 5 месяцев назад

    nl really be throwing out house of leaves and twin peaks double references out here

  • @reDustt
    @reDustt Год назад +3

    24:04 fucking murdered me

  • @coeplis24
    @coeplis24 Год назад +1

    Ah this throw me back of Mon bazou era

  • @riskybusinessish
    @riskybusinessish 4 месяца назад

    the Royal Tenenbaums callback is A+

  • @Winasaurus
    @Winasaurus 2 месяца назад

    I forget if I already commented on this about it or another one but there's an arcade at a bowling alley near me and I absolutely killed on the "spinning wheel of lights" one where you just have to time one button press. I emptied the machine of all the tickets and had them draped around my neck because there wasn't another way to hold them. The attendant refilled the machine and I just did it again so they told me to stop playing it. My older sister was there and she said we should just keep the tickets because it's more impressive than anything we could have bought with them, so somewhere I have like 10k arcade tickets in a box.
    The funniest part is that my cousin was playing the one where you drop the ball into the spinning disc and he was equally cracked and drained that machine too. We were just kids so we thought it was funny but I think my sister noticed the staff weren't happy with us and convinced us to go. Good times.

  • @AtaGunZ
    @AtaGunZ Год назад +3

    Like father like son

  • @nickshovan2006
    @nickshovan2006 Год назад

    My family found a vending machine that would take a golden dollar and count it then spit the dollar out

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna Год назад +2

    Popcorn Pete's is crack on crack

  • @THEcamobackpack
    @THEcamobackpack Год назад +1

    Not a cellphone in sight ❤

  • @Gromper7878
    @Gromper7878 3 месяца назад

    Watching NL play popcorn pete was the funniest shit I ever seen

  • @LvLocks1915
    @LvLocks1915 9 месяцев назад +1

    23:30 Humanity is cooked.

  • @Whatsuppbuddies
    @Whatsuppbuddies 9 месяцев назад

    Drop coin with Interac was a great bit. Gigadat homie.

  • @calumryan6328
    @calumryan6328 Год назад

    On that same trip to Nova Scotia NLs motel room got broken into and his game boy was stolen. I think they were two different motels though

  • @windrunner436
    @windrunner436 Год назад +1

    I love the outro song

  • @jacobwumbo827
    @jacobwumbo827 Год назад +1

    Congrats librarian, this one is doing numbers. Hope you treat yourself to some grub hub.

  • @RHSavage12
    @RHSavage12 Год назад +3

    The coin game

  • @sasuke-qn2yo
    @sasuke-qn2yo 10 месяцев назад

    Idk why but this video comes off like an ad when scrolling and I almost ignored it

  • @robertmoreton8135
    @robertmoreton8135 Год назад

    Outro goes hard, thank you Librarian

  • @MrIceio
    @MrIceio 3 месяца назад

    i love the price is right rant

  • @wastedink4059
    @wastedink4059 3 месяца назад

    mortally wounded by this

  • @adamjones7891
    @adamjones7891 10 месяцев назад

    4:28 The price is right keeping kid's dreams down.

  • @easteregg2898
    @easteregg2898 Год назад

    he has so many good one liners

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 11 месяцев назад

    I wish for someday to be half the gamer this Egg is.

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 Месяц назад

    10:02 is when the brainworm starts to take over

  • @Tpdkgod
    @Tpdkgod 4 месяца назад

    shoutout the chatter that said "like the rapper?" after NL mentioned the machine spitting out 50 cents.

  • @SPKevan
    @SPKevan 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’m whatever generation that would rather watch arcade gameplay rather then go play irl

  • @j-mc2144
    @j-mc2144 Год назад +1

    13:17 Dota reference Cereal

  • @meruem6935
    @meruem6935 11 месяцев назад

    1:21 not even 2 mins in and im in tears 🤣🤣

  • @MaybeBlackMesa
    @MaybeBlackMesa Год назад +14

    Nothing will top Aris playing this game. But I wish NL would play survival, looking for schemes to make money to survive with tickets and gambling is fun and gives purpose to playing games.

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas Год назад +1

      He would just go off on "How is this fun? This is shit I had to do when I was a teenager, and I do NOT want to go back to those days" or something like that

  • @Xarenth
    @Xarenth 9 месяцев назад

    23:30 this is what i was seeing in my head all along

  • @smollillith4799
    @smollillith4799 10 месяцев назад +1

    found this man on tik tok and i feel like ive now entered a new realm

  • @alexrobinson9138
    @alexrobinson9138 Год назад +3

    I miss Clint Stevens so badly

  • @GochaProductions
    @GochaProductions Год назад +1

    There was actually only 23% anime pfps in case anyone else was wondering.

  • @poseidonm7
    @poseidonm7 5 месяцев назад

    HOLY Shit Nova scotia mentioned!!

  • @theonehitko
    @theonehitko Год назад +7

    This is the last game I would expect NL to be playing. This is such a zoomer XQC pilled game.

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot Год назад +1

      Jerma played it, so it does make sense

  • @Kilborns
    @Kilborns Год назад +1

    Coin pushers are the most depressing game in the arcade

  • @kholdseid6614
    @kholdseid6614 Год назад +1

    chiblee simulator

  • @eggcouncil4474
    @eggcouncil4474 Год назад +1

    23:13 lmao

  • @holyspider9206
    @holyspider9206 10 месяцев назад

    Need him to go to an arcade irl

  • @MrHeroicDemon
    @MrHeroicDemon 3 месяца назад

    My dad used to give me 20$'s to slam on the desk for the guy to drop tons of quarters to put into arcade machines that had Street fighter, random Gundam fighting games, games you never seen before, House of Horror with the guns I think it's called, bruh, most arcades are now behind a bar.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 месяца назад

      Yo there's an arcade kinda near me that's one of those with just video games and not the dave and busters stuff. It has like 4 floors and it ranges from like atari stuff to those house of horror light gun games, one floor has a bunch of xbox's and switches set up where the kids play fortnite and the grown ups play mario kart (backwards ass world). And the top floor is all pinball, dance dance revolution, rhythm coaster that always has a cracked korean playing so noone else can go, and a physical taiko no tatsujin setup. And it has a bar. I'd live there if it wasn't kids there every day except the one day kids are banned.
      Oh and a little side room that has Ikaruga, Radiant Silvergun and Tetris The Grandmaster 3. It would be good if the room had literally any air conditioning, shit is dante must die difficulty to play tetris with sweaty hands on an arcade joystick.

  • @cagethelonewolf
    @cagethelonewolf 7 месяцев назад

    ticket vs coin arcade

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 3 месяца назад

    17:47 the looooong waaaaaay

  • @Themrsnappyify
    @Themrsnappyify Год назад

    im pogging my gourd rn

  • @nonpondo_
    @nonpondo_ Год назад

    No joke, I figured out how to make a ton of money on popcorn pete