For those who don't know, in canon star wars, Vader is actually incapable of eating solid foods, and either needs the raw nutrients pumped into his body or have it ground into a liquid that he can drink with a straw without his mask. However, considering Vader in this universe CAN eat solid food, I imagine the only reason he wears the suit in this universe is because he either thinks it looks cool or Palps gave it to him to constantly monitor him and make sure he doesn't end up doing something stupid.
@@NikoCigoj the force was likely trying to keep him alive. I doubt it was worried about his Padme owned meat. He likely wasn't either. On his mind was Padme, Obi Wan, and then hoping Palps would arrive in time.
Well, he could eat within his special chamber and take his mask off in there. But the chamber was not exactly mobile. And without it he would die without his mask on. He could be quite comfortable in the chamber, except for his burn injuries and battle wounds. But he could not be without his suit entirely and the suit itself was apparently designed to cause him pain. If he wanted lasagna he could eat it in his special chamber with his mask off if he wanted to. He was in constant pain though. Even with his bacta tank helping him. And yeah, he secretly always missed Padme. That was an emotional pain he carried for the rest of his life, I wager… And after he was injured Papaltine really wanted to replace him. But Papaltine could not find anyone nearly as powerful as him. But if Papaltine had found someone better than Vader, Papaltine would have replaced him in about 2 seconds. Your meme is funny though. 😂
“I haven’t taken a shit in weeks” got me rolling! Also I’m pretty sure at this point he has gained the ability to shit on command
“You’re supposed to be professional, dAmN iT!”
For those who don't know, in canon star wars, Vader is actually incapable of eating solid foods, and either needs the raw nutrients pumped into his body or have it ground into a liquid that he can drink with a straw without his mask.
However, considering Vader in this universe CAN eat solid food, I imagine the only reason he wears the suit in this universe is because he either thinks it looks cool or Palps gave it to him to constantly monitor him and make sure he doesn't end up doing something stupid.
That would explain why he's able to "beat his meat" even though said meat should have been completely burned off of him.
Vader doesn't have meat to beat. Think about his pose when defeated and where he was at. Charred hot dog anyone?
Well i mean he has the force…
@@NikoCigoj the force was likely trying to keep him alive. I doubt it was worried about his Padme owned meat. He likely wasn't either. On his mind was Padme, Obi Wan, and then hoping Palps would arrive in time.
Vader gets spanked whenever he kills troopers
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i will consider this canon, it's too good
Press f to pay respects for vaders digestive system
And his salami
@@MEMEchoas that too
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Well, he could eat within his special chamber and take his mask off in there. But the chamber was not exactly mobile. And without it he would die without his mask on. He could be quite comfortable in the chamber, except for his burn injuries and battle wounds. But he could not be without his suit entirely and the suit itself was apparently designed to cause him pain. If he wanted lasagna he could eat it in his special chamber with his mask off if he wanted to. He was in constant pain though. Even with his bacta tank helping him. And yeah, he secretly always missed Padme. That was an emotional pain he carried for the rest of his life, I wager… And after he was injured Papaltine really wanted to replace him. But Papaltine could not find anyone nearly as powerful as him. But if Papaltine had found someone better than Vader, Papaltine would have replaced him in about 2 seconds. Your meme is funny though. 😂
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