I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- After learning the terrible truth about his pal, Friendpatine, Anakin decides the wisest course of action is to inform Windu.
Unfortunately, he can't help mentioning his beloved thesis.
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What I love is that Mace is the one who told Anakin the story of Darth Plagues and inspired his interest in the story. Mace is the one who inspired his thesis. Mace hates the thesis. Mace created his own torture
And caused his own death. As a wise man once said... "Ironic".
@@someoneelse5005 Very true
so Mace is the one who told everyone about it because he tells that story to everyone who comes in, and then gets mad at Anakin for telling everyone about his thesis about that story
it's kinda like a dichotomy of sorts
@@thejuiceking2219 I read this and went "yes
Wait a minute"
He brought it on himself
"I think chancellor palpatine is a sith lord"
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, i just sat down"
Lmaooooooo
Galactic peacekeepers, btw. It's their fucking job to be bothered with this shit.
@@ved2360 While you're correct, everyone needs downtime, otherwise Bad Things(tm) start happening
@@KeterMalkuth
I mean, shitting on your coworker for caring about that is a bit much though.
Who the f*** starts the conversation like that? I just entered the temple.
"I have terrible news. I believe master Windu is influencing the chore wheel."
"The chore wheel? Are you sure?"
“If true this is, access to my ketamine stash you will have earned.”
“Oh, thanks. I’d rather you listen to my thesis though.”
@@warlordofbritannia
"High enough, not even am I, to want to listen to that thesis."
"I am the CHOREWEEL!"
@@dr.hemmington7981
"Yet, not"
"It's Bathroom Duty then...AaaaaEEEEERRGH!"
Master Windu is a Sith lord, not a chore wheel manipulator.
I completely believe Mace's insinuation that Padme is the only one who likes Anakin's thesis and THAT'S to the reason they got together 😂
Honestly, that sounds really cute and I hope they go with it.
Ah,
me and the bad bitch I got by being autistic
They did it and it works so well.
@@laurocoman I was thrilled when I saw it! Massively well done and very funny 😂
this gives them way more chemistry than they had in the prequels
God, once Palpatine accepts Anakin as his apprentice there won’t be a need for Luke to kill him, he’ll kill himself after having to hear Vader’s thesis for the quadrillionth time
All those Imperial Admirals didn't die from force choke, their souls left the bodies when they hear Vader's thesis.
Vader: No... I am your father...
Luke: No! That's impossible!
Vader: I understand how hard it must be to hear this... Being the son of a sith as well as the future of the jedi... It's a bit like a sort of dichotomy, you know? Because what is life if not a- And he jumped off... Great...
You have a sister? Maybe she would like to hear my thesis!
Oh wait
That's it!!!
That's the reason why Palpatine making some questionable "life support" Design for Vader. Palpatine is trying to keep Anakin from speaking his thesis. Think about it, how many words someone who need to breathe heavily all the time could speak in a minute. Not very much.
@@ariavachier-lagravech.6910 that brilliant bastard, how could he do this to the world, what shall we do without such a bright mind
Anakin being the type of guy who mentions the problems around the place and then gets shamed because of it, is straight up classic comedy.
That is ironically true 😂
“Guys I think the garbage disposal is broken…or clogged up. Probably both?”
“Gee thanks Anakin, now I’m going to have spend all day on the phone trying to find a Force-trained plumber.”
He got one to two of his co-workers killed.
@@germanvisitor2technically, she killed herself. The fact that a long and boring thesis was enough to drive her to such extremes implies she already had significant mental issues going unaddressed.
@@TheSadowdragonGroup
Yeah, and now Windu also has significant mental issues because of him. Someone should keep him away from windows, just in case.
i am genuinely more invested in this series than current star wars releases
I mean... duh! Have you seen the state of Disney SW?
Not even a joke, yes
Pretty low hurdle to clear atm 😂
Same
I am more invested in what my crazy neighbor will drunkenly and repeatedly shout out his window tomorrow than I am in current Star Wars releases.
Now I’m imagining that scene in TROS where all the Jedi speak to Rey, but Anakin starts talking about his thesis, upsetting all the Jedi and forcing Mace to bemoan how, even in death, he will never be free of hearing Anakin going on and on about dichotomy.
I just assume Kylo Ren was a fan of Anakin's thesis.
PLEASE @Seals are Good DO THIS
@@ArcCaravan He wrote his own thesis on Anakin's/Vader's thesis, and it was so horrible that it drove Luke into temporary insanity, leading him to attack Kylo, which sparked the events of the Sequels.
@@feuerling This is all canon.
Honestly, that would make The Rise of Skywalker at least 25 times better...
"I now pronounce you 'Darth Thesis'"
Darth Dichotomy...
His introduction lasts 4 hours, 2 to explain how his name came about, 2 to explain half of his thesis.
At that point he takes a small break and realises that all of the people he was introducing himself to, had killed themselves.
Thus the legend of the deadliest enforcer of the Empire was born
@@ert5419 Darth Chotomy?
Anakin: does this mean I can share my th-
Palpatine: NO. NO YOU CANNOT. YOU WILL STAY SILENT ABOUT IT UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES.
Anakin: Even if-
Palpatine: Fine, fine, you can torture the idiots who directly ask you about it, with your nine-hour presentation. Just, please, do not speak of it to me ever again, or I will take you to Mustafar to fulfill Windu's curse.
Darth Plagueis the Wise the Second.
“Crack a few boys with my cold ones” actually goes so fucking hard
?
@@eavyeavy2864 "Crack open a few cold ones with my boys, now, I gotta go crack open a few boys with my cold ones"
Man, He's gonna go off when he cuts off Windu's hand. "YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FUCKING THESIS!"
Mother f****** thesis
Mace later: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! You all what you motherfuckers nowadays do is to speak about a stupid thesis of a god damn Sith story!
Can't you, just for only one fucking day, speak about someone else?!
For example, like, how we could make the galaxy saver and put this stupid shady chancellor in jail?!
Even the god damn weather would be fine!
I can't wait for it to be ruled a suicide because "Jedi Masters are always throwing themselves out of windows"
I. WOULD. RATHER. DIE.
“FUCK YOUR THESIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiis…”
The thought of Anakin’s eventual fate as Darth Vader being caused by Mace Windu cursing him is honestly really funny karma for Anakin
Actually, I believe the more applicable narrative here is to view the Curse of the High Ground as a self-fulfilling prophecy. While yes, there’s no possible way Mace Windu could have foreseen that Anakin, having once turned to the Dark Side and taking the appellation of Darth Vader, would be sent by the apprentice of the fabled Darth Plageuis, about whom Anakin’s infamous thesis concluded correctly would use the Tragedy in order to prime his own protégé’s fall, to the aforementioned volcanic planet, how events shakes out have no bearing upon the actual so-called curse placed by Windu. While Anakin indeed loses three limbs and is cast into the fires both literally and spiritually, when examining what little we know of what Master Windu said in placing this curse, it seems a crass assumption to conclude Anakin’s dismemberment was a *result* of said curse. In other words, there’s no actual mention in the admittedly second hand references to the curse that say why or how Anakin will suffer thusly, let alone the exact role Mustafar would play in this apparently inevitable event. Furthermore, and I believe this is the most compelling reason to disregard the whole curse theory, Anakin did not fall into the lava by freak accident but by his own conscious decision to try Obi Wan’s position upon the high ground. This, of course, is from whence my own thesis, “The ‘Curse’ of the High Ground: A New Look at Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar,” in the most recent issue of the Jedi Philosophy Journal.
And ironically dooms mace window as well
@@yami122 this underpins the meta-narrative with the continued use of dichotomy
He wouldn’t have needed to go to Mustafar again if he didn’t betray Windu so it wound up serving as a form of mutually assured destruction
@@gyulajakab5852 It also reveals the true nature of the tale as one of seeking power.
"Plus, I imagine some people would beg to hear the full version" Those some people are me, I want to hear the full version
I want to hear it as well!
Dichotomy ASMR.
Seriously. Make it 24 hours long.
I'm glad he knows that
A thesis is often the lenght of a short book. I have had to read much worse too in uni, so I can see myself enjoying a parody thesis.
Why does nobody want to listen to Anakin's Thesis? Honestly, I find it absolutely fascinating. It's a dichotomy, when you think about it. He creates a thesis to impress the Jedi Council, yet he only ends up provoking them. Yet if he had not, they would have been angry with him for not working hard. So Anakin actually exists in a state of constant difficulty. I would love to discuss philosophy with him.
Nobody else ever wants to. Don't worry, Anakin. I still want to talk to you about it. You're not alone, buddy.
You should really subscribe to the Jedi Philosophy Journal. I’ve heard that next issue will contain Vhees Etinpalpo’s long awaited article on how the Jedi are actually planning to overthrow the Chancellor and take over the Republic!
Plus, when you take into account that he first heard the story when he walked into the Jedi temple, it adds an irony to it that Mace Windu told everybody who walked In his telling of events, but then got upset when an apprentice actually was impassioned about it, anakains story perhaps parallels the story of Darth plaugis, where he has now surpassed his master on the story just as plagues's apprentice surpassed him
Two and a half hours later...
I can't believe I clicked that 😑
"Did you ever hear about the thesis of anakin skywalker the chosen one?
i always love how anakin always has his full subtitles but gets cut off
Really beginning to understand why Anakin would join Sidious...
*He needs him!* ...to listen to his thesis
*to cite his thesis
@@tealeyan5392 As a primary source
I think Sidious would rather kill himself.
"who the fuck has to go to mustafar?" i died
"I've been there before!!!"
I love how Anakin's motivations actually make more sense in this version
He wants to bring his thesis to the galaxy.
Tbf, “I had a couple of nightmares, I will now turn against everything and everyone I’ve ever known” isn’t much of a hurdle
Lets be honest, more than a few of us would go this far just to be able to tell Mace Windo "I told you so"
@@NSAsterus949
Spite is a powerful dark side emotion
@@warlordofbritannia Also the part where literally everyone in the council refuses to give him any kind of respect despite a laundry list of accomplishments, refuses to give him any kind of responsibility (we love the Clone Wars breaking the canon at every step), and clearly does not trust him. Resulting in him increasingly being taken in by the idea of a father son relationship with Palpatine.
The prequels absolutely did a good job justifying why he betrayed the Jedi Order. The above videos are literally identical in terms of relationships between the characters, outside Obiwan and Anakin, just played up to high hell for comedy.
The Jedi Council having a chore wheel and are manipulating it to make Anakin do all the chores is hilarious.
And Mace wanting to crack open some cold ones with the boys and now has to crack open a few boys with his cold ones was perfect.
The latter part of the sentence suggests that he is using beer cans as war weapons when he doesn't drink them... I am not sure if it is really efficient against a sith lord.
By the way, it is also funny that Windu is more concerned about paperwork than Palpatine being a sith lord... He is so pissed about Anakin.
@@felixtoulgoat3185 No one likes doing paperwork. But I feel the only thing worse than doing paperwork is being forced to listen to Anakin's thesis.
Yarael Poof: I KNEW it!!
I love the idea of a Jedi "chore wheel" and Anakin always getting stuck doing the dirty work
I was gonna crack some cold ones with the boys, now I've gotta go crack a few boys with my cold ones
Fucking genius
That’s one badass one liner if I ever heard one
Hi !
Could you pls explain as to what he refers when he says my cold ones ?
@@ewenherve4011 Cold as in 'cold-hearted'. He's gonna assemble the baddest, most ruthless MFers on his squad to kill a man in cold blood. This is perhaps the coldest line ever uttered in cinema. In fact, the dichotomy between Windu's cold demeanor and his hot blooded passion for violence is the topic of my Jedi Thesis...
@@gamingwglitch1088oh, i thought it meant his fists, that makes more sense
@@gamingwglitch1088 *window jumping noise*
One day, Luke will redeem Vader by being the one person who finally asks to hear the unabridged version of his thesis.
The emperor throws himself into the bottomless pit in the throne room to escape
This is absolutely brilliant and hilarious. Not a single line is redundant. Every single line of dialogue in this is perfect, even in execution. Keep doing these.
It’s like poetry
It rhymes
The REAL plot twist will be that Palpatine knows all about the voodoo curse...
Ah, that would be as inexplicable as Master Windu knowing the Tragedy of Darth Plageuis before even happened…a dichotomy, if you would.
@@warlordofbritanniaThat's not what dichotomy means.
@@davidwuhrer6704y'know I think the idea of dichotomy is in itself a form of dichotomy and to go on with my point I will publish my full thesis on the subject of dichotomy
His thesis is relevant and he's not allowed to bring it up? That's the true tragedy.
One Can say it was the Tragedy of Darth Thesis 😂
@@user-ev3fq9hw7v now I really hope Anakin requests to Palpatine that his sith name be Darth Thesis instead of Darth Vader. That way, anytime someone says his name, they'll have accidentally brought up his thesis. And thus he has permission to regale them with this incredible tale of dichotomy 😂.
That permission thing only applies as long as Windu alive
@@Sanbi35 well if you believe the theories... Mace Windu never died
His body is still MIA after all this time
Later:
[Anakin bursts into the chancellor's office.]
Anakin: Master Windu I can't find the bottle of 409,000,000 to clean the chambers. Also I found a literal brick of cocaine underneath Master Yoda's... Oh is this not a good time?
Mace, reflecting force lightning in a struggle for the fate of the galaxy: YOU FUCKIN' THINK?!
Anakin: you know, this is kind of like what happened in the tragedy of Darth Pla-
Mace Windu: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! (throws himself out of the window)
@@thejuiceking2219 Sidious: WAIT DON'T YOU DITCH ME WITH THIS FUCKING NERD (follows after windu out the window)
@@dreamcanvas5321 Anakin: Well, they wouldn't have ended like that if they had listened to my thesis...
"I was gonna have a quiet night, crack open a few cold ones with the boys. Now, I gotta go crack open a few boys with my cold ones..."
really solid line.
Mace opening rant is kinda sad
even though he hates anakins rants he does actually like talking to him and clearly wants to talk to him and connect with him
mace was so misunderstood too bad he threw him self out of a windu (legally I may add)
I think if Anakin tried to talk to Mace casually, he'd get onto him then for "wasting his time" for no particular reason. I think Mace just dislikes Anakin.
1:07 that joke had me cry-wheeze-laughing up against the wall. You sir, are a master
Anakin, OTOH, is not.
“Now I have to crack a few boys with the cold ones” is a fire statement
I'm guessing instead of shooting mace with lightning palpatine is just going to bring up Anakin's thesis with mace there and mace will just jump out the window himself.
- In the name of Galactic Senate of the Republic...
- Did you ever hear about the competing schools of thought regarding the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise? There is a bright young scholar in your temple who has done extremely amazing and provocative research on this topic; he postulates that this legend may have been designed for politic purposes. Should we, friends of Republic as we are, not call for papers for a symposium on Darth Plagueis the Wise studies to meditate and discuss our theses in detail?
Later they write a Galactic Research proposal, get the funds and divert them to build the Death star.
Beautiful. I can truly appreciate the meta-narrative as it unfolds with every new episode.
The author of these works consistently weaves self-fulfilling prophecies into them. There’s always tension between how Anakin wants to be and how he’s treated with such disdain by authority figures, which ironically leads him to fulfill their worst assumptions. A dichotomy, one might say…
You know what, I'm now genuinely invested in this Anakin Thesis Arc. These are the What Ifs we need to explore.
Just like Canon:
Mace is actually justified in disliking Anakin because Anakin's an annoying headache with a history of bad judgment.
Anakin is actually justified in being frustrated with Mace because Mace isn't being professional and masking his frustration.
The ONE time Anakin uses good judgment, and Mace listens, they still both word themselves in the worst possible way, leading to tragedy.
I'm invested in this. I know somewhere down the line we're going to get Vader rambling about his thesis to Luke, who's screaming in pain the whole time because his hand's been cut off.
Actually I think he was screaming because of the thesis, not his hand (after all, it is just a hand, it can be easily replaced with advantage, as long as you don't want to use Force lightning). Such an insensitive boy.
it's mace windu's fault obi wan gets the high ground on mustafar.
edit: holy shit i've never gotten that many likes on a comment before.
I believe the more applicable narrative here is to view the Curse of the High Ground as a self-fulfilling prophecy. While yes, there’s no possible way Mace Windu could have foreseen that Anakin, having once turned to the Dark Side and taking the appellation of Darth Vader, would be sent by the apprentice of the fabled Darth Plageuis, about whom Anakin’s infamous thesis concluded correctly would use the Tragedy in order to prime his own protégé’s fall, to the aforementioned volcanic planet, how events shakes out have no bearing upon the actual so-called curse placed by Windu. While Anakin indeed loses three limbs and is cast into the fires both literally and spiritually, when examining what little we know of what Master Windu said in placing this curse, it seems a crass assumption to conclude Anakin’s dismemberment was a *result* of said curse. Furthermore, and I believe this is the most compelling reason to disregard the whole curse theory, Anakin did not fall into the lava by freak accident but by his own conscious decision to try Obi Wan’s position upon the high ground. This, of course, is from whence my own thesis, “The ‘Curse’ of the High Ground: A New Look at Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar,” in the most recent issue of the Jedi Philosophy Journal.
You know, when Mace asked Anakin if he must open every conversation like this I expected him to mean Anakin opens every conversation with accusing Palpatine of being a Sith Lord.
holy I literally found your channel like 10 minutes ago and have been binging all your star wars videos
what the hell is star wards
@@CelticChu idk you tell me
@@Undisputed761 is it a type of potato?
@@CelticChu I guess we will never know
“I was gonna crack open a few cold ones with the boys now I’m gonna have to crack open a few boys with my cold ones” classic
We’re getting closer to Darth Vader explaining his thesis to luke. I’m so hype
0:17 CLONE WARS REFERENCES!!! LETS GOOO
I love how Anakin's entire subtitle dialogue appears because that is his whole thought... just to be cut of by Windu 🤣🗿 🤣🗿
I wanna see the Old Repubic timeline of this thesis verse, i can only imagine how Revan and Malek are at each other's throats here
Re - pubic.🤣
Analysis: This format is perfect for a certain comedic assassin droid.
Retraction: Err, I mean comedic, law-abiding protocol droid without any illegal modifications made to him for more nefarious and duplicitous purposes.
Malak opened fire on Revan's ship because he was tired of hearing about Revan's thesis. And then, after tuning in on Tarisian underground swoop racing and seeing Revan still alive, ordered Taris destroyed.
0:35 While I'm sure my "" keys don't appreciate the workout of getting to the individual frames, I do love the little Easter eggs that pop up for one or two frames for those willing to look. Anakin getting interrupted before he could mention the people in the comments that have been begging for a 2 1/2 hour video of Anakin's thesis defense plus the interesting side tangent is beautiful. It also makes Mace Windu's response even better, implicitly calling those commenters very, _very_ stupid.
And we'll stand by it, Windu is just jealous
“I was gonna crack open a few cold ones with the boys, now I have to crack a few boys with my cold ones” 🔥🔥🔥
“One emergency after another” MY BROTHER IN THE FORCE WE ARE *IN A GALAXY-WIDE WAR.*
THE THESIS ARCH IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET!!!
thank you : )
Its so rewarding to know all of the context for this from previous videos omg, I'm invested I love it
Anakin and his damn thesis
Abakin‘s turn to the Dark Side makes a lot more sense in the context of him being institutionally bullied by the Council.
Honestly, I love petty uses of the force. Imagine using the FORCE on the chore wheel, but then again, Qui used the force to manipulate the Watto’s dice so…
It's always the little things. A Jedi wouldn't use the Force in an obvious and flashy way. The way of the Light Side is more difficult to master, but it is subtle in its passivity and in this way much more effective. Manipulating dice, avoiding paternity suits, convincing people to let them past checkpoints or to let them recruit their babies…
The Dark Side is seductive with its easy ways and the unsubtle yet simple promise to shoot all your problems away with Force lightning. Don't fall to the Dark Side. You are better off dying a youngling than trying to find the six-fingered man who ransacked your temple and killed your father figure before your eyes…
I love this alternate star wars universe you’ve created
Afterwards Master Windu arrested the Supreme Chanchelor and Master Skywalker cleaned the floors so clear you could see your reflection off them, which Mace Windu ate soup off of.
This is top comedy. I really mean that. I would totally watch this if it was a full series. I muthafuckin' love it!
Anakin: My Lord, the Jedi Temple has been sacked
Palpatine: Good Vader, now go to Mustafar and--
Anakin: I cant do that
Palpatine: ... What do you mean you cant do that...
Anakin: 2:16
Palpatine: *realizing he has a chance to keep his apprentice under his control by making him a disabled cripple*: Sith are …uh…immune to curses. Go, Vader
Seriously! That’s Sidious’s logic! Just because Windu cursed Anakin, he thinks changing the name negates the curse!
And then Anakin doesn't show up to save Palpatine from the fight because he is actually busy cleaning the council chamber
"I was gonna have a quiet night. Crack a few cold ones with the boys. Now I gotta go Crack a few boys with my cold ones." That line was so iconic it sounds like it belongs in a Star Wars film 🔥
Anakin: My thesis has doubled since we last met, Count.
Dooku: Twice the length, double the pain.
We need an entire 2 hour long video of anakins thesis, from start to end, including the interesting side tangent that gives windu nightmares.
Now there needs to be a video about Palpatine ordering Anakin to go to Mustafar to kill the Separatist leaders and Anakin trying to come up with excuses as to why he REAAALLY shouldn't, since he remembers that bit about the curse that takes effect if he goes there and he's afraid that Palpatine will make fun of him if he admits that.
and they're shocked he turned against them.
"are you sure no one uses the force to influence the jedi chore wheel" lmao
I hope in the next installment he actually doses the paperwork and arrests Palpatine legally.
Can he do that? Being a Sith is not against any law of the Republic. The Jedi don't want to suffer a Sith to live, is all, which actually makes the Jedi outlaw vigilantes.
That's why, when Windu moves to arrest the Chancellor, he is in fact committing treason against the Republic. Windu claims to act in the name of the Senate, but neither Windu nor the Jedi Order have a senatorial mandate.
@@davidwuhrer6704 no. One Chancellor of the old republic turned out to be a Sith. he caused a lot of damage to the republic so after he was voted out the republic made a law barring Sith from holding important political offices. so the jedi could legally arrest Palpatine for being a Sith wile holding the office of Chancelor. but the law would be several thousand years old at this point. so ;) unless someone wrote a thesis on old Republic Legislation. Who would know of this particular law.
@@abdel-rahmansaid6094 If it had been illegal, the Chancellor would have made it legal.
And it still wouldn't have given the Jedi the authority to act in the name of the Senate.
@@davidwuhrer6704 Palpatine wouldn't do anything to make the jedi suspicious of him, why would he get rid of a law from several thousand years ago related to the Sith holding political office.
besides the senit would have to vote to repeal a law and Sith are not very popular in the republic.
Count Duku the leader of the separatists was a known Sith.
@@abdel-rahmansaid6094
_> Palpatine wouldn't do anything to make the jedi suspicious of him._
He would not arrange for an army of clones to be raised in secret, for example. Or another army of Droids. He would not secretly pull the strings to arrange a war to extend his executive powers. He would not recruit Jedi to these ends, or assassins. And he certainly would not issue an executive order for to exterminate the remaining Jedi.
It might make the Jedi suspicious of him. Can't have that.
“I have seen a security hologram of him… doubting the sanctity of the Jedi Chore Wheel.”
“NO! Not Anakin, he couldn’t.”
I just have a feeling that, after this video, when Anakin comes in to find Mace pointing his lightsaber at Palpatine, he will say, "Hi Mace, how are you?"
YOU WERE RIGHT!
Goddamn, it seems like Windu hates Anakin's thesis so much that he would willingly throw himself out of a chancellor's window from miles high just to avoid hearing about it. I hope he can find some peace in therapy. Poor guy.
I get it now! It’s the paperwork! Nothing wrong with listening to the thesis, it’s just the damn paperwork!
Idk why but the “who the fuck has to go to Mustafar” line made me wheeze
Please, please, PLEASE record the full 2 hour Thesis. I'm sure I am not alone in wanting to hear Dr Anakin Skywalkers Thesis on Dichotomy
Little did he know that all the other council members considered the chore wheel a contest of force powers, with the loser doing the cleaning. Since he was the only one who didn't try, realize this he lost by default
I want you to know just how much these videos break me into laughter no matter how my day has been going, this is pure comedy gold, keep it up.
Anakin, have you ever heard the tragedy of Master Windu the vulgar? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Mace Windu was a Jedi master, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the chore wheel.
I am scared to think of what the mandatory school curriculum will be under the empire, when Vader has actual power to influence things
You should make it so when Palpatine gives his speech about how the attack has left him scarred and deformed, it's because Anakin gave him the *unabridged* version of his thesis, and Mace jumped out the window to avoid another telling of it.
Windu... YOU'RE A F-ING GENERAL!
Of course Anakin is going to go straight to the point with vital information and emergencies
I'm calling it now, Palpatine will turn Anakin to the dark side by wanting to hear his thesis in full
Obi-Wan was in that art therapy class:
"It's over, Anakin, we're on Mustafar!!!"
"So you're not Obi-Livious to this planet?"
"Don't try me."
Midwit Anakin is now my favorite video meme.
his pal, Friendpatine
hahahahaha
Who are you calling pal, buddy?
@@warlordofbritannia I'm not your buddy, guy
I'm starting to suspect that Vader didn't betray Palpatine out of genuine love for his son; he just got tired of all the jokes about his thesis.
I haven't enjoyed Star Wars for a long time, this series appeared in my feed a few months ago. I'm hooked and I've shown all my friends and they love it too!
I love how you display the dialogue characters intend to say, even if they get interrupted a few words into it lol
I fully expect a video of anakin cleaning the chambers where even the carpet rejects his thesis.
(After the rise of the Empire, Palpatine calls Yoda through the Force)
Palpatine: Can you take him back? He won’t lock it the bleep up about his thesis.
Yoda: (Yoda giggle) No.
Subtitles that say things the character would have said if they weren't interrupted is a strangely creative way of doing exposition
Listen Anakin, someone had to take over for Yarael Poof.
Ok but unironically jedi art therapy classes is something that sounds like it has genuine potential in letting Jedi acknowledge and release passions without indulging them or whatever the fuck those assholes are always going on about
I love that the caption at 0:29 for Anakin has the full line for what he's trying to say, but Mace cuts him off after three words
I love how he tries to bring up his thesis.
"now i have to crack a few boy with my cold ones" I haven't laughed soo hard in a while!
At this rate Anakin is going to end up being named Darth Dichotomy!
I was thinking Darth thesis but that works too lol
Still laughin my ass off at “ yeahh if I could just sneak a word in anakin”
I love you for continuing this.
"Good job, Lord Vaada. Nao I need U to go to Mustafa and deal with the Seperatist Ledas" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Hi Mace, I think I will take your sword arm.
- Must you start every conversation...
- UNLIMITED POWER!
- Take a seat, young chancellor, while I am educating Dr. Vader.
I love how you remembered they have in fact been to Mustafar that was a long fucking time ago I remember watching that episode when it aired
i look forward to see the imperial continuation when vader bothers imperial officers with his thesis
After taking about 4 minutes trying to pause the video I have now come to ask for a video of an hour in length where Vader tells palpatine his entire thesis while waiting for Luke to arrive. Only to get interrupted at the last few lines after an interesting side tangent, proceeding to throw palpatine to his death as he never gets to finish his entire thesis
Keep 'em coming! One masterpiece after another
"Who the f# has to go to Mustafar?"
Oooohhhh I see why Sidious decided to send the Separatist Council there. It's the perfect hiding place.