Getting Divorced And Feeding Children Feces In My Time At Portia

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @maryelizabeth3334
    @maryelizabeth3334 6 лет назад +369

    Oh lord, Df's character has reached his final form in this game....
    He has become Mumps! 😧

    • @mega-bro-man
      @mega-bro-man 5 лет назад +4

      At least there aren’t as many pigeons.

  • @Theepieguy
    @Theepieguy 6 лет назад +73

    She's trying to stay on your good side so you'll build that well.

  • @Cookyex3
    @Cookyex3 6 лет назад +79

    "You'll always have a special place in my heart"
    So do you have the Salad? I'm hungry.

  • @SuperDodger64
    @SuperDodger64 6 лет назад +290

    You can't divorce people in Fire Emblem Awakening, but you can make people get married and then purposefully get one of the couple killed. Fancy some turn based strategy?

    • @undeadwolfemilia
      @undeadwolfemilia 6 лет назад +4

      lol

    • @timshell5756
      @timshell5756 6 лет назад +36

      Then you can make their kids get married and kill off their kids too.

    • @CrazyRabixxx
      @CrazyRabixxx 5 лет назад

      FE is part “waifu emblem” and part “selective breeding for that good offspring units”

    • @laughoutloudpaperanimation4846
      @laughoutloudpaperanimation4846 5 лет назад

      Is that the game where no one has feet

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +168

    Who knew that divorce was so tedious to achieve?

  • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
    @transbiologistthetransesto7956 6 лет назад +388

    Imagine your husband working *this* hard just to get away from you.

  • @Whitewolf1984p
    @Whitewolf1984p 6 лет назад +150

    I'm WAITING for someone to make an update to either stardew valley or this game where the ex-wife takes 50% of your money XD

    • @Kalesoup_
      @Kalesoup_ 6 лет назад +2

      Hell yea

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo 5 лет назад +9

      Woa, how has this never actually been implemented!?
      You win the idea award.

    • @anamarisa8034
      @anamarisa8034 5 лет назад +1

      No if u do double book

    • @lucid_walking9619
      @lucid_walking9619 5 лет назад

      Yeah but your the one whos making all the money while they do nothing😂

    • @ahwayzcool4630
      @ahwayzcool4630 4 года назад

      Might as well make it like real life. Lol

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 6 лет назад +117

    Divorce everyone in every game!!

  • @j.jtilling1722
    @j.jtilling1722 6 лет назад +21

    Wow. Having everything available from your chests at the crafting table is super handy. I wish they could do something similar for stardew.

  • @kaylileo1307
    @kaylileo1307 6 лет назад +53

    After this video, child protective services were called.

  • @Vyansya
    @Vyansya 6 лет назад +86

    Hey df, video idea for stardew valley. Marry someone and then everyday try giving them the gift they hate and inspect their change in behavior (like dont want to get up, start to say rude things, etc) please! Thank you

    • @eileen.the.queen.
      @eileen.the.queen. 6 лет назад +3

      Vyansyah: I’m pretty sure he’s already done that.

    • @anurabo-banura1768
      @anurabo-banura1768 6 лет назад +5

      He already done that, everytime in his sdv vids

    • @neonprado9989
      @neonprado9989 6 лет назад

      Or you can actually support his other content besides Stardew.

  • @Bowiemusiclover
    @Bowiemusiclover 6 лет назад +52

    I actually wonder how many exes he has in each game 😂

    • @eugenideddis
      @eugenideddis 6 лет назад +5

      Music lover Are we counting duplicate divorces? Because that’ll increase the numbers a lot.

    • @Bowiemusiclover
      @Bowiemusiclover 6 лет назад +4

      @@eugenideddis yep duplicates definitely count .

    • @Flopebun
      @Flopebun 6 лет назад +12

      Hes also got enough doves to fly him south for the winter

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo 5 лет назад +2

      Not as many as he does in reality. He uses life experiences to fuel his gaming ideas.

  • @gumblemutt3495
    @gumblemutt3495 6 лет назад +64

    I think your wife took some video resolution in the divorce

  • @taniaval50
    @taniaval50 6 лет назад +14

    This is what happens when DF gets tired of bullying characters on SDV xD

  • @Mihnea91DL
    @Mihnea91DL 6 лет назад +9

    Easiest way to get money is to use the data disks you get in the mine to buy the things from the church and sell them where ever it will net about ~12k for ~60 discs. at least that's how it was when I last played, i don't know if they patched it.
    Keep up the videos, I love your content

  • @Tempus_Locus
    @Tempus_Locus 6 лет назад +35

    *If this was a blogging channel you would have a lifetime of jail*

  • @AdventuresWithJenko
    @AdventuresWithJenko 6 лет назад +8

    I can't wait for this to be released on the Switch!

  • @nivektheok8991
    @nivektheok8991 6 лет назад +15

    Before the video played I received an add for a divorce website

    • @ragnork61
      @ragnork61 5 лет назад

      Kevin Wills mods. Go figure.

  • @nugsboodlepoo
    @nugsboodlepoo 3 года назад +2

    "I'm Divorcing you"
    "i want to eat fruit salad"

  • @salemstribute
    @salemstribute 6 лет назад +24

    They way you say Petra is not okay.....

  • @freerichie25
    @freerichie25 4 года назад +1

    The stardew valley music in the background is hilarious!

  • @EclipseSeth
    @EclipseSeth 6 лет назад +4

    Oh no. DF got his ultimate power move. Run, everyone, RUN!

  • @peiyiinglim7517
    @peiyiinglim7517 5 лет назад +1

    Was totally waiting for you to start playing My Time at Portia. Love ur videos and your soothing voice!

  • @Rushifell
    @Rushifell 6 лет назад +5

    You can make a lot of money doing the storyline and the missions in the town hall, being #1 shop at the end of the season is a 30k reward+ a permanent stat increase food.

  • @unbotheredstorm1954
    @unbotheredstorm1954 Год назад

    “Frog legs” is a withered branch to give you partner as a sign for separation

  • @watkinry
    @watkinry 6 лет назад +7

    Destroying a relationship is soo much easier IRL.

  • @brycevanzile
    @brycevanzile 4 года назад

    Subscribes and starts watching all of your videos after watching your stardew valley series. Watches this and goes: omg is that stardew valley music. Lol this game does seem very similar but your commentary is great

  • @Randomalistic
    @Randomalistic 6 лет назад +3

    9:02 your poor horse

  • @kedamafoe2240
    @kedamafoe2240 6 лет назад +3

    this game is life consuming good luck divorcing everyone sounds expensive might wanna finish the desert missions before you tackle it though.

  • @Leonsieh
    @Leonsieh 6 лет назад

    You could use Wheel's wheelchair to create a sprinkler system for your crops. He doesn't need that wheelchair

  • @TheChantel1982
    @TheChantel1982 3 года назад

    DF: purple hair peorson ( werd )
    DF agen: I WILL TACK YOU HOME (YAY)

  • @rylanmiller8467
    @rylanmiller8467 4 года назад +3

    How do I have children On my time at Portia? I gave my wife a children's doll and she just laughed and gave me 10 relationship points?

  • @aquariandawn4750
    @aquariandawn4750 6 месяцев назад

    Q: Do you know why divorce is so expensive?
    A: Because they're frikkin' worth it.

  • @rannielaayumi2445
    @rannielaayumi2445 3 года назад +1

    I just started playing this last month cause it has a mobile game now that I bought. Didn't know you could steal from Higgins lol. And idk but Toby is so cute I wanna adopt him

  • @taysdoodles6777
    @taysdoodles6777 6 лет назад +1

    I love watching your vids your humor is the best!

  • @jman4083
    @jman4083 3 года назад

    Fishing is probably the best way to farm Gols. That is if you don't mind the grind of pulling fish from there watery home.

  • @crampedsultana
    @crampedsultana 5 лет назад +2

    I know this is an old posit, but hear me out. A certain spouse can tragically perish after marriage. What I want to know is, while they are in the clinic with their loved ones looking on, can you ask them for a divorce?

  • @Alonepistachio
    @Alonepistachio 6 лет назад

    the best way to make money in the game is to get as many crystal trees as you can and then get a bunch of sand from the mine while they grow. then get the crystal hourglass recipe from Paulie and make a bunch to sell

  • @legomasterkyle1017
    @legomasterkyle1017 6 лет назад +2

    You seriously need to make a Pam compilation

  • @mottomotto6393
    @mottomotto6393 6 лет назад

    I actually don't understand why people feel the need to dislike your videos, honestly.

  • @lukeily8359
    @lukeily8359 6 лет назад

    I fucking love your voice and videos. Even way back in the day when you made skyrim videos

  • @pricklytrash5309
    @pricklytrash5309 5 лет назад +1

    I should be sleeping for work...
    Instead I'm binge watching DF.
    Eh, sleep is for the weak anyway.

  • @lizzymarlow5208
    @lizzymarlow5208 6 лет назад +2

    Uh oh...DF found a way to divorce in a different game.

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 6 лет назад +2

      DF = Divorced Farmer
      it comes with the name?

  • @alebeerzy1890
    @alebeerzy1890 3 года назад

    i read the title and i instantly knew this man was a menace to society.

  • @SR-mm2ru
    @SR-mm2ru 6 лет назад

    That journey to the east easter egg tho. Good movie.

  • @cjdm39
    @cjdm39 6 лет назад +1

    Good to know it lowers other relationships too

  • @pocketbread7535
    @pocketbread7535 4 года назад

    Legends say, he will divorce you, if he smells money on you

  • @bigbadwolf3199
    @bigbadwolf3199 5 лет назад

    One day you will pay for breaking so many hearts and someone will make a game where the romance option is called Karen and if you romance her you lose your house, your dog, your car and she takes your kids, AND YOU ARE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE CRYING.

  • @AaronWGaming
    @AaronWGaming 5 лет назад

    Time to find a mod for 1 gold divorces

  • @geekconn558
    @geekconn558 5 лет назад

    That title was an entire trip.

  • @Denvercoder
    @Denvercoder 6 лет назад +2

    Is this game as fun as Stardew Valley? Should I buy it?

  • @L0tus_P0nd
    @L0tus_P0nd 6 лет назад +1

    Soon he's gonna try to divorce the children

  • @adamwiest8705
    @adamwiest8705 4 года назад

    When he plays stardew music in the background😐

  • @thecursedpotion277
    @thecursedpotion277 6 лет назад

    I read the title and I was sold! Hahahah

  • @MrYeasowhat
    @MrYeasowhat 5 лет назад

    you could just fish at the desert oasis and make 15k-20k a day getting gladiator fish 280g and wise fise 320g each

  • @timshell5756
    @timshell5756 6 лет назад +1

    Goals, goals, goals!

  • @epiccow288
    @epiccow288 5 лет назад +1

    Star dew the days of many divorce

  • @beehuh88
    @beehuh88 6 лет назад

    Nice Stardew Valley music in a different game

  • @kirstenau
    @kirstenau 6 лет назад

    You're a gem, DF.

  • @TheLayZBones
    @TheLayZBones 6 лет назад

    8:29 pocket sand SHSHSHA!

  • @senoritaakbar
    @senoritaakbar 4 года назад

    when I divorced gust , I lost all the hearts and he became a stranger

  • @FishFreddy
    @FishFreddy 5 лет назад

    Who doesn't like turds as a marital gift? Some people have too high standards.

  • @GamerAbbylee
    @GamerAbbylee 5 лет назад +1

    According to the Wiki Aadit can actually divorce you if you marry him. He will then skip town and will never be seen in game again. Also, some data miners found a script for a letter insinuating that Ginger dies at some point in the game. The more you know!

  • @limonchi548
    @limonchi548 6 лет назад +1

    Just realized you do even put Stardew Valley's bg music in this video although it's from a different game gdi

  • @colostomybaguette6122
    @colostomybaguette6122 6 лет назад

    3D penny is just hungry

  • @nagibmahfuz1619
    @nagibmahfuz1619 3 года назад

    LORD THE NAME

  • @hangryzombit535
    @hangryzombit535 5 лет назад

    so glad i found this vid!

  • @youdie93
    @youdie93 6 лет назад

    Best title, haha

  • @garra123454
    @garra123454 5 лет назад

    This game looks cool

  • @serenaushy
    @serenaushy 3 года назад

    Watching DF play games you love/are fairly good at is so funny and painful. Bro I have made all of my money from fishing... have you tried fishing... sir... I like this way better though, much more chaotic

  • @Vell1981
    @Vell1981 5 лет назад

    Well just like in real life she makes you sell your stuff and takes the money.

  • @eoinpriestley7403
    @eoinpriestley7403 6 лет назад

    Am I the only one who heard Stardew Valley music in the background?

  • @thegingerllama1074
    @thegingerllama1074 4 года назад

    I recently divorced sanwa on this then married Emily 😂😂😂

  • @aninha7698
    @aninha7698 6 лет назад +1

    3D divorce

  • @mastergamer591
    @mastergamer591 6 лет назад +1

    Given how efficient you are at games surrounding the premise of profit, I wonder how well you'd do as a stock trader lol.

  • @sheepdogsherlock1311
    @sheepdogsherlock1311 5 лет назад

    Got a Divorce ad...

  • @mandachrona
    @mandachrona 2 года назад

    Do you feed the baby with milk? Because I haven't the slightest idea how to get baby milk powder.

  • @ichundderrest6766
    @ichundderrest6766 3 года назад

    Sadly, you can’t turn your children to pigeons in this game…

  • @unbotheredstorm1954
    @unbotheredstorm1954 Год назад

    Follow button means you are asking her to follow you, not you follow her lol

  • @akatesays
    @akatesays 6 лет назад +1

    Any idea on a Switch release date?

  • @shirleypagan750
    @shirleypagan750 4 года назад

    I thought I heard Stardew Valley

  • @MellowMaple
    @MellowMaple 5 лет назад

    Holy shit thats your real voice not just put on for show.

  • @lame1553
    @lame1553 6 лет назад +8

    h
    hi
    h
    omg this took like 10 hours *you try*

  • @Kamexe
    @Kamexe 6 лет назад

    Divorce sim

  • @FRM-ld2rx
    @FRM-ld2rx 6 лет назад

    Love it

  • @Randy_AP
    @Randy_AP 4 года назад

    Holy shit I got tree farm quest on year 1 season 2 lol

  • @fennelfairweather4851
    @fennelfairweather4851 6 лет назад +1

    I'm so sad I can't play this game. The camera makes me queasy.

    • @TheMountainWulf
      @TheMountainWulf 6 лет назад +1

      Aren't there options to help that now? Like turning off motion blur and changing the sensitivity of the cameras movements.

  • @ninjaruss4205
    @ninjaruss4205 6 лет назад

    Is it worth it to get it in early access or should i wait until release? This is one of the games i wanted the most this year but I'm tempted to buy it now

  • @ADamnNerd
    @ADamnNerd 6 лет назад

    Did Portia always have Stardew music or did you edit it in the video?

  • @ev7r
    @ev7r 6 лет назад

    Wow, I have just seen 12 comments that say first in 5 seconds...

  • @lmarcelus
    @lmarcelus 6 лет назад

    I like this game a lot, and I get kinda hurt when DF only play it to screw around fucking with everyone. The game changed a lot during development, they added so much content, so many things, all the new events, tournaments, story. It deserves a full nice playtrough.

  • @erinfarn6317
    @erinfarn6317 2 года назад

    I gave Emily poo and I got 2 relationship points lmao

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 6 лет назад +1

    3:47 did Phyllis always have these jiggle physics about her or is this new?

    • @Rushifell
      @Rushifell 6 лет назад +3

      Always did, there was actually a bug that they fixed with her on the balloon ride where they vibrated like Jell-o getting smacked around a while back.

  • @Hopbunn
    @Hopbunn 6 лет назад +2

    Why u love to divorce i hope im not getting divorced wait i don’t have one to divorce

    • @EclipseSeth
      @EclipseSeth 6 лет назад

      If you become a patron you can marry him and then get divorce by him. Xd

  • @MeggsOverEazy
    @MeggsOverEazy 5 лет назад

    Does anybody like this game better than Stardew Vally?

  • @Thisplaceisaprison3912
    @Thisplaceisaprison3912 5 лет назад

    I have purple hair. Nooooo 😭

  • @simontobias9678
    @simontobias9678 5 лет назад

    LOL i have become a Millionaire why do you dont have Cash ???

  • @PatheaGames
    @PatheaGames 6 лет назад

    aha!DF!

  • @MysticalKitty666
    @MysticalKitty666 5 лет назад

    What happened to your mailbox?

  • @gevurahel
    @gevurahel 6 лет назад

    The girl from the cake ads looks so awful