I was also trying to do this run, at first I was so excited to crush Haley’s dreams, but then I actually started liking her. This hasn’t happened before.
I started to dare her as a male character because she looks kinda like me and i wanted my male character which looked like my bf to marry someone that looks similiar to me. But as it turns out she isnt that bad and she actually likes cooking just as i do lmaooo
@@Camothor10 most people don't get to know her.. just see how she treats you saying you'd be pretty if it weren't for your clothes and being just.. rude in the beginning. It's hard to empathize with someone who insults you to your face. Love her, but for real, she isn't really helping herself..
Haley actually acts like she loves you after you're married, she's one of the few characters who still flirts with you after marriage. And her character development was nice to see, most characters stayed pretty much the same honestly. Her 14 heart event was great
Imagine a man spending 3/4ths of a year dedicating his existence to marrying you, sleeping 24 hours a day every day all throughout winter only waking up to can some pumpkins, and then spending his life's savings to divorce you and laugh in your face.
This isn't ruining her life she barely knew you you slept for a month before divorcing her. What you need to do to get an actual ruining her life life speed run imo is to get to 14 hearts with her have a child THEN divorced her and refuse her any rights to see her child
@@joshthompson8478 have 2 children turn 1 into a dove divorce her then threaten her that if you ever tries to see her other child again you will turn it into a dove
In a previous save, I thought of woo-ing Haley just so I can have a Flower Dance partner that time but the heart events and her character development got me. I couldn’t escape.
Same. I was going for Abagail mostly, but was doing Haley on the side because most games tend to make the blonde characters sweethearts. Those heart events were gold. Havent looked back since.
I usually marry which ever NPC I feel matches the farm. So for beach farm I married haley, forest farm i married Leah. Mountain Farm (or whatever it's called I forget) I married Maru. Ect...
While I was trying to romance Shane in year one spring I didn’t have enough hearts to ask him to the flower dance but when I did ask him it leveled up our friendship and he accepted. I got my friend achievement for asking him to dance :)
I was 100% expected Haley to hate you more than anything on earth but instead she was super calm?!?! Dang, that's not what I was expecting. Fun and funny video!
How beautiful, I had this idea of ruining things for Haley in my first run in Stardew, but instead of marrying and divorcing her, I just married and had kids with her crush, Alex. It's was amazing
@@skumkii Well... since you can marry any character whatever gender your character is... I guess you're saying the others are all canonically bisexual?
This reminds me of how my mother and dad met But they never got married and my dad used the secret joestar technique when he found out she was pregnant with me
When I first went to get a partner it took me forever to choose if I wanted Harvey, Abigail, Haley, or Sam. I decided to just make other saves for each one
@@ruu8534 if you bring it to the museum you get the seed recipe and one seed where if you find any in the future you can turn it into a plantable thing. It takes like 28 days to grow and every week it produces one fruit that’s maybe at least $500
21:45 "You are going to be divorced on Boxing Day." My parents told my sister and I that they were getting a divorce on Boxing Day. I was 12. Ruined Christmes :'(
Why?! Haley starts off as a mood, but the closer you get to her, she starts to develop a lot of character! She undergoes the most character development of any romance NPC in the game! I like MOST of the NPCs in this game, but Haley was unexpected and surprising. Y'all be hatin' too much. I think the cow picture event is the most wholesome thing in the game!
Yep the cow picture and the Leah event (I think?) where you do a portrait of Marnie. Man, that sucker is proudly hanging on a wall in my house and it's the most awesome thing ever! xD
@@ellaixl7496 I started with Abby, as she is totally my type (aside from eating gems). I went on to try them all eventually, but Haley was the one that surprised me the most. Really wish we could get some more story after marriage with all of them. Give some more interesting character development and growth to them all.
@@andrejz8954 Penni has that whole submissive and clingy vibe, which I guess some people like. She also comes across as needing to be saved. Abby is fun though. She's got that nerdy goth girl thing going on. I understand choosing Abigail. Leah is also super popular. She's basically from California. A struggling artist who is obsessed with healthy eating. She's cool though. Not super smug or superior acting.
I just started a farm and decided the first person I saw would be the one I'd marry. Haley was that person, but I was concerned that same sex marriage wasn't allowed, but it is Let's go 😎
I always do dumb things like trashing something or misclicking that costs me losing out on something valuable so that "it's fine" hit me in the feels.😂 Yesterday I had a fishing chest but no room so I had to trash something and I did make a spot...then pressed okay without actually clicking the treasures I wanted to keep. 😑😭
Alex and Haley aren't that bad once you've seen all of their heart events. They're both dumb and vain, but their hearts are in the right place. I don't hate any of the villagers except Clint. Clint sucks.
Alex is not that vain tho, dunno maybe they changed some dialogues... Why does Clint succ- I mean, sucks? Edit: I remember now and I must agree with you. Clint sucks.
@@anothergg2692 Yo, dude, I was short on salt, thanks for passing some to me! Replying to every Haley comment is kinda pathetic, tho. But hey! Now I have something to add to food besides sugar, and also saved money, so, keep going, bruh 👊
I pretty much did this. Purely cause she hated my clothes and hated small city life so I wanted to trap her. Now I'm married to her room mate. And chating up her friend Alex to marry him next just to screw with her life.
I didn't like Haley at first but since I'm a rational and not petty human being, I ignored her rude comments and tried being nice to her, and she ended up being my S TIER Stardew waifu
yeah shes great. imo shes one of the very, very few characters in sdv who have somewhat of a character/character depth to them. most bachelor/ettes are as plain as white bread toast.
I was planning to marry Abigail, but I didn’t want to divorce hailey because I hadn’t seen her last cutscene yet. The cakewalk was the moment I started reconsidering-
I don't really like Haley because she judges people based on appearances and superficial reasons. But regardless, the more you raise hearts with her the more she starts to be more open-minded. She's a person, too, but even it's hard for me to say that I'd give her respect.
Just got this recommended to me today. You do know that sunflower seeds are cheaper at Joja Mart, right? 150 per instead of 200. Could've saved a lot of money there and/or got more.
@@goofycat676 Yes, but its quite long and expensive road to do that. Community upgrade for 500.000 is literally "i dont know where to spend money" option. And honestly i think Robin is ripping us off royally with such price.
@@Rachel98246 Yes, and Robin later likes to point out how many work she put into house... This is reason why Stardew Walley is so unrealistic - if city is struggling so much how player archive success so easily? And why everyone is "barely make any money"?
this is happening organically in my game rn. married haley bc pillow princess but ive discovered i really like emily so im gonna have a kid with each of them bc messed up family trees are ☺️☺️
No I don't have issues be quiet
Hi
Waligug ruines lives
Lmao 👁👄👁👏
Don’t lie💀
I hate Haley. So I agree, you are completely sane
I was also trying to do this run, at first I was so excited to crush Haley’s dreams, but then I actually started liking her. This hasn’t happened before.
I started to dare her as a male character because she looks kinda like me and i wanted my male character which looked like my bf to marry someone that looks similiar to me.
But as it turns out she isnt that bad and she actually likes cooking just as i do lmaooo
I'm currently trying to get the bachelors cutscene at the saloon. She was the first I hit 8 hearts with, and I may marry her once I get it.
First person I married and I personally think she is underrated and overhated
@@Camothor10 most people don't get to know her.. just see how she treats you saying you'd be pretty if it weren't for your clothes and being just.. rude in the beginning. It's hard to empathize with someone who insults you to your face. Love her, but for real, she isn't really helping herself..
Mission failed
The amount of joy you had after seeing her reaction to having her life spiral out of control is... Scary
cope
@ ?
@ 💀what
@ ratio
Haley actually acts like she loves you after you're married, she's one of the few characters who still flirts with you after marriage. And her character development was nice to see, most characters stayed pretty much the same honestly. Her 14 heart event was great
In my first save I hated Haley right away since she was so mean. So I stole her man instead and lived happily ever after, felt nice
Imagine a man spending 3/4ths of a year dedicating his existence to marrying you, sleeping 24 hours a day every day all throughout winter only waking up to can some pumpkins, and then spending his life's savings to divorce you and laugh in your face.
This isn't ruining her life she barely knew you you slept for a month before divorcing her.
What you need to do to get an actual ruining her life life speed run imo is to get to 14 hearts with her have a child THEN divorced her and refuse her any rights to see her child
My mum run lmao
Ouch
get help so you can stop being such an incel.
14 hearts get a child convert it to a dove killing it then divorce her
@@joshthompson8478 have 2 children turn 1 into a dove divorce her then threaten her that if you ever tries to see her other child again you will turn it into a dove
In a previous save, I thought of woo-ing Haley just so I can have a Flower Dance partner that time but the heart events and her character development got me. I couldn’t escape.
Same. I was going for Abagail mostly, but was doing Haley on the side because most games tend to make the blonde characters sweethearts. Those heart events were gold. Havent looked back since.
evil haley: "You look nice, I can imagine it must be difficult to stay fashionable with farm work."
Evil Haley would probably have reverse character development
evil haley: "My sister is different to me, but I understand she just sees things differently."
The best part of the video was when Haley pwned you by not being salty about it, then calling you clingy. :D
I remember marrying Sam and then being so ready to divorce him when I realized Sebastian was cool and had a motorcycle
Haley: Gasp* "For me? Thank you!"
as Gug sprints rapidly out the door.
My ex husband did this to me once. The only difference is that it wasn’t in a game.
oh
Oh💀
OH😐
I usually marry which ever NPC I feel matches the farm. So for beach farm I married haley, forest farm i married Leah. Mountain Farm (or whatever it's called I forget) I married Maru. Ect...
i hate maru i always give her trash same with demitrious
Ooo I like this idea
@@redpilledkrug7425 racially motivated
I marry Abigail if im in a world where monster spawn cuz it fits her cuz she made to a deep lvl in the caves
@@bellacosta9469 your taking the words straight outta my mouth
woudlve been more dominating if u married her sister afterwards
I love Haley for the fact that you have to crack that rudeness shell for her to really show she´s actually a nice person
Take a shot every time he says dandelions instead of saffodils
While I was trying to romance Shane in year one spring I didn’t have enough hearts to ask him to the flower dance but when I did ask him it leveled up our friendship and he accepted. I got my friend achievement for asking him to dance :)
It just occurred to me that Gus going in early probably has something to do with Pierre's "Secret Stash"
"Pierre's got the good stuff"
So thats why gus gets in early...
Headcanon
Pierre is the town's weed supplier
His wife knows nothing about it
@@errorbirdesther LMAO yes!
Dude really started the game looking like an adult Caillou
I was 100% expected Haley to hate you more than anything on earth but instead she was super calm?!?! Dang, that's not what I was expecting. Fun and funny video!
As a lesbian I like Haley because she gives off the vibes that she kissed a girl in middle school and then repressed the hell out of it
As a bisexual I like her because I'm able to recognise that enemies to lovers is among the best of all romantic tropes
@@omgsomeonesomewhereonearth5936 if it’s not enemies to lovers then i don’t want it. well, not really. i’m going after leah now but can you blame me?
@@sasham6960 Definitely not.
LMAOOO
I'm bisexual and I like dating her sister Emily lol
6:45 I noticed the game loves to give daffodils when I'm doing haley as a gf.
How beautiful, I had this idea of ruining things for Haley in my first run in Stardew, but instead of marrying and divorcing her, I just married and had kids with her crush, Alex.
It's was amazing
alex and haley are the two canonically closeted characters in the game lmfaoo
@@skumkii I will agree in the Alex part, I never married Haley
I am too gay for that 😔
@@skumkii Well... since you can marry any character whatever gender your character is... I guess you're saying the others are all canonically bisexual?
Alex is hilarious to marry, when playing a male character. It's fun seeing him confront his own homophobia. And george's too.
@@Marialla. yes, and he is so cute too 😔
I don't really like Emily, but I sometimes marry her, just because I genuinely don't think Haley would realistically be able to survive on her own
The main reason why I married Emily on my first run was because Haley didn't like my gift and i thought it would be funny
If the feast of the winter star didn't exist this would've been perfect. "Merry Christmas Hayley. My gift to you is a divorce"
I just straight up married krobus when I learned I could. No hesitation.
Wtf you can marry Krobus? Lmao
@@jordanpatricia991 YES AND THEY'RE SO WHOLESOME BEST DECISION EVER
WAIT HOLD ON FOR REAL
@@onlyoddity you can’t marry him but he can become your roomate
@@jordanpatricia991 trll me how I demand it
She was a bitch to me and that's the moment I realized I was in love with her
Same. I lived out the enemies to lovers trope with her
Same. She now has my child
Imagine moving to a new town, marrying someone in 3 months, then divorcing them a month later
This reminds me of how my mother and dad met
But they never got married and my dad used the secret joestar technique when he found out she was pregnant with me
Nigerundayo!!! 🏃🏃🏃
You should check if you have any star shaped birthmarks on your body.
@@bagotoast Black run day?
The Shane divorce speedrun is gonna be so fast, his loved gifts are too easy to get
maru has cauliflower as one so you can just grow a bunch in spring and gift silver and gold quality ones to her
When I first went to get a partner it took me forever to choose if I wanted Harvey, Abigail, Haley, or Sam. I decided to just make other saves for each one
Hah
GAYYYYYYYYY
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond I think it's bi
Whaaat how long did that take you?
lmao I remember Harvey was my first choice for my first playthrough. Solid starter imo.
This run was unreasonably blessed lol, I mean ancient fruit seeds in the cart?
My first save I started trying to hate marry her and then I started really liking her so I never divorced--
SAME
This man got ancient seeds in the traveling cart while im still looking in the mines since year 2
What are ancient seeds for? I got one but don’t know what to do with it (I’m a new player, sorry I’m late to the party)
Oh wait what....ancient seeds is that important? I just got one recently idk whats its used for so i just kinda bin/sold it.
@@ruu8534 if you bring it to the museum you get the seed recipe and one seed where if you find any in the future you can turn it into a plantable thing. It takes like 28 days to grow and every week it produces one fruit that’s maybe at least $500
@@ガムミドリ thx i didnt know this, im new to this game.
I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed... first video I’ve ever seen from you. Will not be the last.
All that for a healthy breakup 😭😭
Guys I’m literally in love with Haley bc I’m stupid and gay but Haley slander is so funny
Haley was my first stardew love, I legit gave her a sunflower every day. it felt so real lmao
i got stardew valley this week and my little stupid lesbian heart fell in love with haley immediately
Not going to lie she took it pretty well.
Yes she did
honestly
yeah for someone as asshole as her she took it really fine
as someone who is dating Haley in stardew valley, i am extremely offended and these acts are not forgiven
i feed off your anger
legit the worst marriage spouse not even close
😭😭😭
Lol idk why so many people hate on our girl. I found getting abused by her in the beginning hilarious and loved how sweet she becomes.
more haley for us ig lol
Gus being allowed into Pierre's just slightly earlier than us really grinds my gears too lol
21:45 "You are going to be divorced on Boxing Day."
My parents told my sister and I that they were getting a divorce on Boxing Day. I was 12. Ruined Christmes :'(
happened to me christmas day lmao
Why?! Haley starts off as a mood, but the closer you get to her, she starts to develop a lot of character! She undergoes the most character development of any romance NPC in the game! I like MOST of the NPCs in this game, but Haley was unexpected and surprising. Y'all be hatin' too much. I think the cow picture event is the most wholesome thing in the game!
Yep the cow picture and the Leah event (I think?) where you do a portrait of Marnie. Man, that sucker is proudly hanging on a wall in my house and it's the most awesome thing ever! xD
tysm for saying this! i loved haley immediately and she gets so nice!
@@ellaixl7496 I started with Abby, as she is totally my type (aside from eating gems). I went on to try them all eventually, but Haley was the one that surprised me the most. Really wish we could get some more story after marriage with all of them. Give some more interesting character development and growth to them all.
@@blueclaws9894 I'll never understand why everyone seems obsessed with Abby and then seemingly Penny.
@@andrejz8954 Penni has that whole submissive and clingy vibe, which I guess some people like. She also comes across as needing to be saved. Abby is fun though. She's got that nerdy goth girl thing going on. I understand choosing Abigail. Leah is also super popular. She's basically from California. A struggling artist who is obsessed with healthy eating. She's cool though. Not super smug or superior acting.
I knew Caillou was a jerk, but this is just bad.
"Hey Leah, the true love of my life." hahahah same
you should combine this with the haley marriage speedrun thing. you can marry her by day 13
In my first year I saw 5 iridium bars in the cart merchant I think they were like 500 a piece 😓
I just started a farm and decided the first person I saw would be the one I'd marry.
Haley was that person, but I was concerned that same sex marriage wasn't allowed, but it is
Let's go 😎
I know, I was worried at first too, but they are. That made me very happy ❤❤
I really like this game thanks to this. I consider about "is gay marrige allowed?" Than i married with sam.
its pretty dope ngl, we get all the options xD
Yup, this game doesn't discriminate against same sex marriage 😊 luckily story of seasons and other games like Fire Emblem are slowly following suit.
Good video dude, nice commentary, and good pace! Just found you, you'll do so well. I appreciate the not constant scream
Maann, I was going to subscribe but there was no kitty telling me to do it, what a pitty
ooo
Epic burn
What's next? Divorcing all the villagers speedrun
That would be like a 10 hour speedrun
@@Waligug That wasn't a no...
so my dad was a speedrunner huh
Same
But my dad is a lazy sociopath who's intelligence is lower than Patrick star
I always do dumb things like trashing something or misclicking that costs me losing out on something valuable so that "it's fine" hit me in the feels.😂
Yesterday I had a fishing chest but no room so I had to trash something and I did make a spot...then pressed okay without actually clicking the treasures I wanted to keep. 😑😭
you can get joja cola at the saloon at the joja cola machine or by fishing in your lake until it gives you one lol
That's what I do I just fish in the lake.
IM TRYING TO GET WITH HAILY UGH I KNEW SHE WAS THE ONE WHEN SHE INSULTED ME
Same mate
I'm just glad I'm not the only one
SAME
Masochistic tendencies
weirdo
I hate alex more than haley, so i always marry haley to spite alex.
Alex and Haley aren't that bad once you've seen all of their heart events. They're both dumb and vain, but their hearts are in the right place. I don't hate any of the villagers except Clint. Clint sucks.
@@choronos ur so based
Alex is not that vain tho, dunno maybe they changed some dialogues... Why does Clint succ- I mean, sucks?
Edit: I remember now and I must agree with you. Clint sucks.
@@ShinyShilla wait what did clint do-
@@choronos Why does Clint suck
That's what she gets for falling in love with a bald person
Continue the run by marrying her sister afterwards :) .
ahw this kinda hurts, shes actually really nice
Amazing! He did it in only 23 minutes!
Just got married to Haley to spite you
And I’m loving it
nobody cares 😂😂
That’s hilarious 😂
@@anothergg2692 Yo, dude, I was short on salt, thanks for passing some to me! Replying to every Haley comment is kinda pathetic, tho. But hey! Now I have something to add to food besides sugar, and also saved money, so, keep going, bruh 👊
that's sad
Waligug is shedding his mortal shell and becoming Mumps
15:08 "Don't really need those dandilions anymore" Sir, those are daffodils. 😂
I pretty much did this. Purely cause she hated my clothes and hated small city life so I wanted to trap her. Now I'm married to her room mate. And chating up her friend Alex to marry him next just to screw with her life.
she’s an ai in a video game bro, she doesn’t care lmfao
@@vasectomy_
Amazing :000000
Why are some ppl so upset abt this. You can like Haley and someone else can hate Haley. Opinions exist.
because they like her idk
@@onemoregodrejected9369 Then ignore and move on?
@@tarolatte6803 idk because i dont care.
You seem really conflictive. Put a finger up your ass and rub.
Guess il go not care to other place
Because some take it too far explaining why haley is bad
Because while Stardew Valley is a pretty good game, its community is cringe on a level that almost rivals the Undertale community. Almost.
i actually rly love Haley, she's just a sweet girl who likes baking
me: *watching normally*
him at 15:57 :
me: ...i feel your pain
Dude, I lost my multiplayer server’s first Prismatic Shard at the Stardew Valley Fair. And they hated me the rest of the time we played that server.
I will comment on all of your videos how good Haley is
L
@@krispykringle1258 DROWN IN IT
@@bujub7250 drown in what bro 💀
@@krispykringle1258 Ğ
fr shes so pretty and nice once u get hearts
My parents be like
if they had you, were they doing a 100% run?
@@datechboi 😳
Haley seemed like she didn't need you tbh
Cause she acts like that lol
She got Divorce-zoned 😂
I didn't like Haley at first but since I'm a rational and not petty human being, I ignored her rude comments and tried being nice to her, and she ended up being my S TIER Stardew waifu
yeah shes great. imo shes one of the very, very few characters in sdv who have somewhat of a character/character depth to them. most bachelor/ettes are as plain as white bread toast.
pls....... cut the tree stumps down........
doesn't anger haley so what's the point?
Pov DangerouslyFunny in every Stardew video:
Yes
I was planning to marry Abigail, but I didn’t want to divorce hailey because I hadn’t seen her last cutscene yet. The cakewalk was the moment I started reconsidering-
"the melons are ready"
22:46
"Hihehehe"
The most evil laugh I've ever heard!
anime protag when he starts going crazy
Turning children into doves and getting a divorce speedrun
23 minutes of pure bliss
Pov you speed run to ruin some ones life
Y does your character look like
Caillou?
definitely charlie brown
XD
I don't really like Haley because she judges people based on appearances and superficial reasons. But regardless, the more you raise hearts with her the more she starts to be more open-minded. She's a person, too, but even it's hard for me to say that I'd give her respect.
nice day on ruinhaley farm innit
I would have subscribed if you adopted the cat and named it subscribe.
dammit
nono
Haley had amazing character growth. She changed a lot. She is the best wife. After her its Abigail.
My first game I had to rain totem in winter so I could get the pendant and marry before the end of year 2.
I was not optimized.
Just got this recommended to me today. You do know that sunflower seeds are cheaper at Joja Mart, right? 150 per instead of 200. Could've saved a lot of money there and/or got more.
Got recommended to you 8 hrs ago and this video was 8 months ago. Trippy
@@Spice_Riceeboth y'all a year ago for me rn so idk if that's more trippy or wut
Me, a person married to Haley in their main farm: 🧍🏻♀️
i'm in love with her😳
I did too!
i haven't married her yet but I do like her, I don't know why but it's very entertaining seeing people who hates her guts
Me too!
she pisses me off
Boneless wings and a stardew video. What more could I ask for?
Real wings
I dont know why i'm watching this because i never marry anyone in game. Well, Penny is only option, just to get her out of trailer.
I think you an upgrade the trailer
@@goofycat676 Yes, but its quite long and expensive road to do that. Community upgrade for 500.000 is literally "i dont know where to spend money" option. And honestly i think Robin is ripping us off royally with such price.
@@Vednier I mean, I can’t imagine building an entire house from the ground up is exactly cheap
@@Rachel98246 Yes, and Robin later likes to point out how many work she put into house...
This is reason why Stardew Walley is so unrealistic - if city is struggling so much how player archive success so easily? And why everyone is "barely make any money"?
I've had Krobus move in with me, but that's it
This was so entertaining haha 😂
The algorithm gods have blessed you, friend.
this is happening organically in my game rn. married haley bc pillow princess but ive discovered i really like emily so im gonna have a kid with each of them bc messed up family trees are ☺️☺️
That’s funny, I went with Leah because _I_ wanted to be the pillow princess xD
Best video I’ve seen that involves Haley
I got the game like a week ago, and one of the first people I met were Haley. Love at first sight..
hahaha
toxic
tragic story
your videos are simply the best ty so much for doing them man
The DangerouslyFunny Speedrun
Thank you for making this world a safer place