Only 0.0000000002% of people survive this impossible challenge

I've got to save myself.
It's time to draw myself a better life where I don't get crushed by boulders or stung by bees.
Game: One Line
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsou...

[@Psoewish]

Taking a game that I would look at for half a second and just move on with a day, but somehow turning it into 20 minutes of entertainment is quite the talent. Especially considering just how often this happens

[@BrasenFossen]

That's DF for you. This man could make watching paint dry entertaining.

[@squeak2455]

'If you live where it rains medieval maces, move." Incredible life advice from DF.

[@Sammy53446]

Lmao

[@NoahMcDonnell-jf7po]

he said spike balls not medieval maces

[@LubeyLozevski]

@@NoahMcDonnell-jf7po stop being pedantic you know what he meant. Get off the internet

[@couchdogo6228]

@@LubeyLozevskibro he’s just pointing something out, you should be the one leaving the internet

[@LubeyLozevski]

@@couchdogo6228 look up the definition of pedantic then have an actual conversation

[@scolopgames9017]

“This guys about to have a bad day… So lets watch that happen”😂😂😂

[@thatonedude-tf3vj]

This guy can somehow get bad mobile games and make them actually interesting

[@michaelsorensen7567]

"you absolute candlestick"
I'm learning new insults 😊

[@artchic528]

From Stardew Valley to cheap mobile games DF can make anything entertaining.

[@khanyacruz8032]

Hey DF, can you please play Super Auto Pets again? I really enjoyed watching you play that one.

[@gamann9325]

Watching your videos is asmr. I think you should play the luckiest in the megaverse on steam.

[@minili837]

2:05 df ur making me laugh! 😂😂😂

[@notsogoodgamer]

cant wait for one of these attempts to be put in an ad for this game lol

[@ScaryReddit4U]

I haven't watched the vid yet but imma guess that's it's gonna be a banger knowing him😂😂

[@rogan4.20]

I think this video proved DF is a secret serial killer

[@Ragnarra]

He just takes out his wrath out on video game characters it doesn’t count. Also he’s Canadian they are a little strange by virtue of living around moose, elk, polar bears and grizzlies alongside the *dreaded* grolar bear (polar bear/Grizzly bear hybrid). They have the best bacon though.

[@FirebladesSong]

The fact that you can only draw in 2d but he can fall in 3d is infuriating to me.

[@CasuallyShadow]

Again asking DF to play Rimworld, he would be so chaotic

[@Myriako]

Thank you for this video! 😀🌼

[@tlgdafunk7298]

Hello dangerously funny

[@ParagonD2]

Me: Ooh nice DF video!
Me looking at comments: Ooh! Nice goat pfps!

[@ParagonD2]

Gyat lmao

[@dr.redacted-gb5hh]

indeed go go gadget magic circle

[@mmdr9272]

Zbikey bells

[@1st2nd2]

DF should play creeper world

[@TEHLIPVERNMoe-zv7iu]

1:05 I'd rather just draw on the thief

[@kcatthirtysix]

videos gonna be a banger, even though the game is asset trash you seem to make them enjoyable Df

[@FUGP72]

Why would they use heat seeking bombs during the Cold War when everything was cold?

[@kodykdg7636]

Do another brotato video where you get 12 laser miniguns/or bazookas

[@loffafm]

You know geometry?! 12:41

[@johnlester9476]

Unfortunately I answered his pled for help

[@bird_b0nezz]

how the fuck did this random man make a shitty scam mobile game actually entertaining (jk i love u df i’ve watched u for like 2 years lol)

[@Zaac-j6j]

I played this game

[@simpleman806]

Speaking of poly bridge, are you going to do poly bridge 3 again?

[@keybreaker18]

Game name please i realy would like to know please im kindly asking🙏

[@60t666]

Nice

[@ayamedayo]

bfdi mouth 😍

[@wesleysmith1032]

Who is his editor?

[@rogan4.20]

Im scared to be this early on a DF vid

[@DatOneGiantPanda]

kids dont try this at home

[@BuggerOffBuddy]

Thank you for your videos.:)

[@aaronsonger5582]

Yyyyyyaaaayyyyyyyy.

[@mcdo3755]

I love the voice I'm sub pls pin

[@delta2590]

super early! also i love the vids

[@azizcanguven3386]

Just boring game

[@SuperlexPlays]

*THIS COMMENT WON'T GET 8.8 LIKES* 😇

[@KoKo-sk4ed]

I subed dude

[@fbhnied]

Relax, I'll help you by disliking it

[@minili837]

XD

[@Dudwhatamidoing]

8.8

[@jimslim_1313]

You are correct

[@Helicard]

I hate spikey balls, they are so itchy when the hair grows

[@Theblue-ones]

2 mins early les goo

[@Frost.904]

first ❤

[@ParagonD2]

This guy was actually first 👆

[@Sly-hv7sp]

First

[@ParagonD2]

You weren’t first

[@DefNotCaylus]

7th

[@CertifiedKingOfDrip]

early squad
👇

[@AnantJain-g1y]

First 🥇 😂

[@ParagonD2]

You weren’t first

[@ParagonD2]

Fifth

[@RESPECT-wt4gx]

First❤

[@ParagonD2]

You weren’t first

[@ParagonD2]

L

[@ZeMarkKrazee]

I’m not sure why you had to include him dying every level from not trying. First time or two is maybe amusing, but it quickly becomes boring and mind-numbingly repetitive.

[@victordiez6841]

Bro I thought all these games were fake, made only for ads.

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF

[@BoB.-rOSs]

I wanna be top comment 😢😢😢

[@UnknownProfile_Name]

Good for you

[@BennyLlama39]

And people in Hell want ice water.

[@BoB.-rOSs]

@@BennyLlama39 😂

[@minili837]

Abc def gij kln mop qrs blah blah blah 🎉