Norm Macdonald does standup about coronavirus pt. 2

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 4 года назад +1796

    Norm is a master at pretending to be stupid.

    • @GW4PCITY
      @GW4PCITY 4 года назад +47

      Shit just look at when he was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.... Acted like he couldnt answer any fast finger questions... Last one to get in the hot seat and got further than anyone who played that day.

    • @Edmundrs3rd
      @Edmundrs3rd 4 года назад +42

      @@GW4PCITY And he had the million dollar question right but Regis talked too much and Norm got nervous so he settled for $500,000 that went to Paul Newman's charity.

    • @GW4PCITY
      @GW4PCITY 4 года назад +4

      @@Edmundrs3rd damn straight. I bet Paul was still happy though

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 года назад +3

      While quietly being the most incredible stand-up alive today...but maybe not alive tomorrow!!!

    • @victorhernandez5749
      @victorhernandez5749 4 года назад +5

      So he just pretends to be a Trump supporter?

  • @eugenekillian8807
    @eugenekillian8807 3 года назад +722

    The best thing about Norm was, if management told him not to talk about something, he was 100% going to talk about it.

    • @seppukusushi2848
      @seppukusushi2848 3 года назад +23

      LOL! RUclips put a COVID Warning on the video.

    • @cantlearnham6026
      @cantlearnham6026 3 года назад +8

      You didn’t fuckin know him

    • @sanjaivkovic9126
      @sanjaivkovic9126 2 года назад +1

      and I lovet

    • @RAGproduction
      @RAGproduction 2 года назад +3

      you meant to say you think the best thing about norm is that he's hilarious surely?

    • @TH3USUALSUSPECT
      @TH3USUALSUSPECT 2 года назад +8

      @@cantlearnham6026 Yeah but 9-11 was a national tragedy.

  • @lorenzo.t.674
    @lorenzo.t.674 3 года назад +809

    Watching this in light of finding out about Norm’s cancer, I can’t help but notice that the subject of his jokes aligns more closely with the nature of cancer than of a virus. ‘More virus than host’ is a giveaway - to me at least - that he was using comedy to grapple with the way his cancerous cells were increasingly proliferating. R.I.P. you bloody legend.

    • @ktat01
      @ktat01 3 года назад +74

      I was just thinking about all the things he has said in interviews within the time of his diagnosis and he did mention death and his faith A LOT in the past 8-9 years. I knew he was looking older and older recently, but never thought he would be gone in the blink of an eye. This one hurts bad.

    • @JasonH1337
      @JasonH1337 3 года назад +9

      no, he was just being funny.

    • @dannysllrs
      @dannysllrs 3 года назад +2

      Have I been under a rock when did he die?

    • @eternalvigilance5697
      @eternalvigilance5697 3 года назад +4

      @@dannysllrs Last Tuesday, 9-14.

    • @RicardoSilva-gz5eb
      @RicardoSilva-gz5eb 3 года назад +16

      @@eternalvigilance5697 i thought it was on saturday, the 11th..... reminds me of that tragedy.

  • @gregorykrug8034
    @gregorykrug8034 4 года назад +754

    On his podcast, Norm referred to the Coronavirus as "Tom Hanks Disease."

    • @SJNaka101
      @SJNaka101 4 года назад +50

      Honestly we should all call it that. That Tom Hanks needs to be taken down a peg

    • @tune6000
      @tune6000 4 года назад

      What’s his podcast called

    • @gregorykrug8034
      @gregorykrug8034 4 года назад +2

      @@tune6000 Quarantined.

    • @KaiFulci
      @KaiFulci 4 года назад +3

      Yes good job posting that on both videos simp

    • @gregorykrug8034
      @gregorykrug8034 4 года назад +6

      @@KaiFulci Simp?

  • @griffin8090
    @griffin8090 4 года назад +2460

    This guy is coming for I'm Not Norm's job

    • @mistermasterful3556
      @mistermasterful3556 4 года назад +5

      lmao

    • @dannye7612
      @dannye7612 4 года назад +41

      Plot twist: I'm Not Norm just got a new gig...

    • @Solanosaurus
      @Solanosaurus 4 года назад +82

      He ran out of material to plug his shitty merch

    • @yytt5142
      @yytt5142 4 года назад +41

      So, this isn't Norm himself posting this? I don't get the internet. I'll be under my rock with a sneeze and a 9mm. And cocaine wrapped in sweet, sweet toilet paper.

    • @shellyjustice
      @shellyjustice 4 года назад +14

      @@yytt5142 Its Norm, Finally!

  • @kailuakid6096
    @kailuakid6096 3 года назад +142

    Unbelievable delivery and execution. One of a kind. Rest in peace.

  • @sardaracampa1733
    @sardaracampa1733 3 года назад +236

    I am a Uber driver and I will listen to Norm while I'm riding around in my customers really get a kick out of it! I was just listening to him this morning and now I will pick up my phone and find out he passed away! The very idea that he may been have been dying while I was riding around listening to him it's just heartbreaking. He always reminded me of Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke when he was younger

    • @deb9806
      @deb9806 3 года назад +4

      He loved him too. Talked of his films in an interview, that one, The Verdict and a fav of mine he did toward the end, Nobody's Fool.

    • @alecnewman6052
      @alecnewman6052 2 года назад +4

      keep playin him. love people like you,

    • @HeroicHaroon
      @HeroicHaroon 2 года назад +1

      God bless you

    • @Californiadreamin715
      @Californiadreamin715 2 года назад +4

      That is a really great idea!! Everyone loves Norm!! I'm 62 and I think he was the best!!!!!! RIP Norm. Miss u!! ❤️

    • @ryukaganzeroful
      @ryukaganzeroful Год назад +1

      you shouldn't be riding around in your customers

  • @gmonroy852
    @gmonroy852 4 года назад +399

    "Think back a week ago"
    Statement of the year

    • @Dave-hu5hf
      @Dave-hu5hf 4 года назад +27

      "I love back a week ago..."

    • @r.edward5701
      @r.edward5701 4 года назад +1

      When shooting his son was referred to as a photo op....
      Really reached for that one

    • @raven772
      @raven772 4 года назад +1

      I was hoping he would string the joke into a week ago we thought we could die a million different ways. Now it's just one.

    • @newyorktitties8954
      @newyorktitties8954 3 года назад

      Read this as he said it. Scrolling through the comments. Looking . Seeking this comment.

  • @brockster34
    @brockster34 3 года назад +241

    I can't believe I was able to go to this set. I didn't even know he was sick..

    • @tayc9855
      @tayc9855 3 года назад +51

      Thats the punchline. It's almost like a joke beyond the grave. "I didn't even know he was sick"
      It's literally the greatest joke of all time

    • @ajrollo1437
      @ajrollo1437 3 года назад +7

      It was just the baby oil in the cocaine. He's probably fine.

    • @jefvarnadore2267
      @jefvarnadore2267 3 года назад +6

      @@ajrollo1437 baby laxative

    • @Stalinator03
      @Stalinator03 3 года назад +14

      his hypocrisy was the worst part

    • @teocantsleep4611
      @teocantsleep4611 3 года назад +4

      @@tayc9855 He actually says this exact line on an episode on NM Live :/

  • @mpup54
    @mpup54 2 года назад +9

    This might be his best work ever

  • @peterbattle5702
    @peterbattle5702 4 года назад +62

    Norm I’m 34 and you have made me laugh since the early 90s. Thank you for your comedic genius over the years!

  • @rob-v1y
    @rob-v1y 4 года назад +429

    "Who knows how we're going to die?
    I mean, we all know now..but think back to a week ago!"
    Norm..the philosopher

  • @DiscoverMontréal
    @DiscoverMontréal 4 года назад +664

    He’s still the funniest human being I’ve ever seen. Even at 68.

    • @SamayRainaOfficial
      @SamayRainaOfficial 4 года назад +130

      He's not 68, he's just an old chunk of coal

    • @bloamy8498
      @bloamy8498 4 года назад +106

      He's 60 lol. When he said that he was joking around.

    • @manniefaces
      @manniefaces 4 года назад +7

      Then you have not seen a lot of funny people.

    • @smallfaucet
      @smallfaucet 4 года назад +3

      Try to get more media LOL

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 4 года назад +66

      @Camil Dude Norm has been lying about his age his entire career. Sometimes he adds a few years on. Sometimes ten years. It's part of his troll.

  • @MattiasPilhede
    @MattiasPilhede 4 года назад +859

    This is like listening to stand up 2-3 days before the world ends.

    • @charlesku4308
      @charlesku4308 4 года назад +16

      oh 9 months ago...how wrong you were.

    • @oslogrigor8320
      @oslogrigor8320 3 года назад +2

      That's oddly specific. Stranger yet, it sounds accurate.

    • @chrish1857
      @chrish1857 3 года назад

      Lol. Not quite

    • @mcjoshmichaels7565
      @mcjoshmichaels7565 3 года назад +6

      I was at this show when I visited LA from New York. It was truly the last week of freedom I enjoyed. We were on the cusp of a global pandemic and nobody quite understood it. This comment couldn’t be anymore true

    • @KraptainKrunCh
      @KraptainKrunCh 3 года назад +6

      I'd rather it be Norm I'd last witness.

  • @michelrenaud3431
    @michelrenaud3431 2 года назад +51

    "I feel my brainstems a little liquified, nobody said it was going a rose garden" He might very well been speaking of his chemo. What a funny and courageous man. RIP Norm.

    • @hellooutsiders6865
      @hellooutsiders6865 3 месяца назад

      I think most of his set was an analogy to his cancer.

  • @Mayersam
    @Mayersam 3 года назад +6

    I love his delivery of "buy a can of corn". How the hell can he squeeze out funny from that phrase.

  • @KanyeRaeJepsen
    @KanyeRaeJepsen 4 года назад +810

    You know, the more I hear about COVID-19, the less I care for it

    • @chinaman1
      @chinaman1 4 года назад +5

      Honestly? That's really just a comment at this point of time.

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад +6

      I didn't even read your comment, I just wanted to say that I like your username. Classy.

    • @johanvonbronx5127
      @johanvonbronx5127 4 года назад +3

      Hi, fellow Julian Casablancas fan!

    • @KanyeRaeJepsen
      @KanyeRaeJepsen 4 года назад +2

      @@lostinsauce4515 thank you, good sir

    • @KanyeRaeJepsen
      @KanyeRaeJepsen 4 года назад

      @@johanvonbronx5127 😳

  • @stutaylor710
    @stutaylor710 10 месяцев назад +1

    Norm macdonald is the only comedian that makes me laugh loudly whilst tilting my head back in jolts. Absolute Genius. So Sad for comedy that he is no long with us. Definitely one of the greatest, if not the greatest. Much love from Great Britain. x

  • @victorhernandez5749
    @victorhernandez5749 4 года назад +576

    You’re the best Norm. Miss your podcast.

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад +11

      I love you're grammar. Your great at this. Thanks four being better at this then most.

    • @potorrero
      @potorrero 4 года назад +6

      @@lostinsauce4515 *you're

    • @JosephMuin
      @JosephMuin 4 года назад +9

      @@lostinsauce4515 you truly must having nothing in life.

    • @jonfleck8687
      @jonfleck8687 4 года назад +1

      I have not met a better Norm

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад +7

      @@potorrero It's just a joke bro, I purposely used bad grammar lol

  • @laraoneal7284
    @laraoneal7284 3 года назад +60

    They said today he’s 61 not 68. Loved this guy. Rip Norm

    • @aje7183
      @aje7183 3 года назад

      He might have actually been 69 but they heard 61.

    • @scottlombardi4603
      @scottlombardi4603 3 месяца назад +1

      He always lied about his age throughout the years

  • @arguspaul
    @arguspaul 3 года назад +50

    Norm showing how masters do, even when the end is near. Legend

  • @danhesketh
    @danhesketh 4 года назад +40

    thanks norm, probably the last real, live standup set we will see for a very long time. You nailed it.

    • @takikarasmanis9403
      @takikarasmanis9403 3 года назад +6

      Man. You didn't know how right you would be 😞

    • @jordach545
      @jordach545 Год назад

      Yeah, Louic CK is pretty amazing as well.

  • @Rakehell_OW
    @Rakehell_OW 4 года назад +117

    2:34 "well, we all know NOW" This is a joke that really works best when you hear it that same week lol I love Norm

  • @marar4952
    @marar4952 3 года назад +23

    RIP Norm, thanks for the laughs!

  • @alanrezende9744
    @alanrezende9744 3 года назад +270

    Jesus! It's amazing how, now; this 9-minute set gains in depth.
    Norm was using the covid pandemic as an allegory for the advancement of his cancer

    • @naomis9601
      @naomis9601 3 года назад

      lmfao

    • @ClunFunDun
      @ClunFunDun 3 года назад +1

      Truly

    • @etymonlegomenon931
      @etymonlegomenon931 3 года назад +13

      Don't bother with the semicolon when you have no idea what it's used for

    • @Majigitajog
      @Majigitajog 3 года назад +19

      @@etymonlegomenon931 Don't bother to comment on RUclips when you have no idea why you're even doing it

    • @Bumbaclartios
      @Bumbaclartios 3 года назад +4

      @@etymonlegomenon931 dude, stop

  • @hirepimike
    @hirepimike 3 года назад +42

    Poignant considering he knew he was dying, like actually knew it was imminent.

  • @amyjohnson8136
    @amyjohnson8136 3 года назад +45

    Norm was so funny! R. I.P. He says in this video that he is 68. He passed today and the news is saying he was 61. He was one of the best!!!

  • @mikewilliams4947
    @mikewilliams4947 4 года назад +78

    My candidate for most prolific naturally hilarious comedian ever.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 4 года назад +1

      Comedy keeps getting better. I watched some Richard Pryor recently and it wasn't Patrice or Chappelle or Norm. It wasn't even that close.

    • @mikewilliams4947
      @mikewilliams4947 4 года назад

      Brazilian Atlantis well he made me laugh. I think the heroin years didn’t help. I don’t dig to much in general. If it makes me laugh I’m grateful:). Norm is the gift that keeps on giving. I’m laughing the second I see his mug. I k ow it’s going to be great. Grated I wait for the highlights lol

    • @Jeremy-jw7qb
      @Jeremy-jw7qb 3 года назад +1

      @@thebrazilianatlantis165 you are an absolute muppet, I see you everywhere on Norm's videos having the worst takes. But one things for sure you're watching him 😅

  • @holdthedog2939
    @holdthedog2939 2 года назад +12

    A true comedian, in hindsight its clear he was talking about something else. Still kept quiet and made people laugh. I couldn't imagine how hard that must have been. Truly one of a kind

  • @seigelno7
    @seigelno7 4 года назад +163

    "He's a great kid and I love him, but ...He's never been on the TV."

    • @philmacracken8179
      @philmacracken8179 4 года назад +2

      Hilarious, but he was on Conan, on the Norm Plus One Pilot sketch. *spoiler* He ate cereal before taking the bus to school. I still can't believe that pilot wasn't picked up.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 4 года назад +3

      He was also on e.g. NML and Tom Green's show. Anyway he's never been on the TV, and he fought Norm atop Mount Ararat.

  • @musicjunkie421
    @musicjunkie421 3 года назад +24

    Whether this guy came up with this golden material within a week or he's just improvising, it's impressive and beyond human!

    • @ktat01
      @ktat01 3 года назад +9

      He was definitely born to do this, and one of a kind. He will be missed.

    • @wintermute8315
      @wintermute8315 3 года назад +4

      Turns out he'd been thinking this material up for almost a decade.

    • @musicjunkie421
      @musicjunkie421 3 года назад

      @@wintermute8315 RIP, the king is dead

    • @crucialDtale
      @crucialDtale Год назад

      He's just being Norm. He was wired this way.

  • @letgodbetruebuteverymanali4849
    @letgodbetruebuteverymanali4849 3 года назад +13

    Comedians are the last line of real watchdog media,no emperor's clothes filters.

  • @spyder7758
    @spyder7758 3 года назад +48

    I think the shock of everyone finding out after he was gone was a joke he kept just for himself.
    Rest in Humor Norm

  • @Waggamonkey13
    @Waggamonkey13 4 года назад +61

    "He's a great kid, I love him...but he's never been on the TV ya know?" Ahahahahahahahaha, Norm...

  • @chirimantecman
    @chirimantecman 4 года назад +14

    Norm as flawless and unpredictable as always, one of my favorites, no doubt about it.

  • @StephenAndrew777
    @StephenAndrew777 3 года назад +23

    Time to start watching everything he did for the last ten years that I put off watching because he was obviously going to outlive us all.

  • @PatriotPaulUSA
    @PatriotPaulUSA 3 года назад +4

    Man he was so good. knowing how sick he was now and all he wanted was to make folks laugh, And we did. God bless you
    Norm

  • @Liverstealer82
    @Liverstealer82 3 года назад +53

    This is about Covid, but now knowing what he was dealing with, it hits different now. RIP Norm.

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw 3 года назад +7

    I remember balling in laughter when he released these sets. It’s like his last comedic ‘Norm-commandments’ lol , RIP Norm MacDonald

  • @DanFoolio
    @DanFoolio 4 года назад +141

    "We don't have a cure for them, but they obviously have a cure for us." *profound*

    • @grantl9561
      @grantl9561 4 года назад +9

      Jesus you're totally right. That comment completely blew past me.

    • @CR-og5ho
      @CR-og5ho 4 года назад +7

      Yeah that was brilliant

    • @rxonmymind8362
      @rxonmymind8362 4 года назад +7

      The earth is getting rid of the virus. Care to guess what the virus is?

    • @k.q.594
      @k.q.594 3 года назад +2

      RIP

    • @shawnlacue8071
      @shawnlacue8071 3 года назад

      Timestamps please?

  • @georgeshriner5826
    @georgeshriner5826 3 года назад +14

    This one hurts a lot...rest in peace Legend!

  • @dougzart
    @dougzart 3 года назад +15

    00:38 "Who knew it was gonna end this way?" Norm did and we didn't. R.I.P. #Legend

    • @RogerAM78
      @RogerAM78 3 года назад

      Yeah I think this set was telling the world in his way cancer was going to win. The plandemic was here to help him

  • @biserker1delta61
    @biserker1delta61 4 года назад +44

    This is why Norm McDonald is the funniest human being ever to walk the stage of any comedy stage.

    • @booski1865
      @booski1865 4 года назад +5

      @Ricardo Ignacio Carlin may be a great entertainer, but he's not even close to as funny as Norm.

    • @booski1865
      @booski1865 4 года назад +4

      @Ricardo Ignacio sure it's an opinion, just as yours was 20 minutes ago. And the Norm goof/dummy thing is part of his act. He's actually a very intelligent dude. He plays the dumb guy cause he doesn't want to come across as smarter than the audience. I just think Carlin and Norm have different goals with their comedy. Glad you enjoy both though.

    • @biserker1delta61
      @biserker1delta61 4 года назад

      @Ricardo Ignacio oh come on. Lol he is in my opinion the best ever. You ever watch when he is on comedy central roasts?! Roasting people?! Lmao

    • @biserker1delta61
      @biserker1delta61 4 года назад +2

      @@booski1865 I agree. Carlin is good but norm is better. Everyone just have to research his stand up comedy to snl days to him being on comedy central roasting people or movies. He is unique and funny as hell

  • @goodnightmr5892
    @goodnightmr5892 4 года назад +36

    The Legend of Norm is back!! Thank God!! Dark Humor... Heavy is the head that wears the crown 👑.

    • @legiN_makez
      @legiN_makez 4 года назад

      he never left

    • @figuresk8z
      @figuresk8z 4 года назад

      @Star Trek Theory not just some dude, you Star Trek boy, you!

  • @thegreendoormx4441
    @thegreendoormx4441 4 года назад +69

    Lmfao “ i mean we all know NOW”

  • @drawingroom6687
    @drawingroom6687 4 года назад +4

    Mr Macdonald, thank you for uploading these. It's the perfect antidote to the news cycle. I hope your channel becomes very busy!

  • @TysonHook-22-
    @TysonHook-22- 4 года назад +47

    Even funnier then pt.1 Keep the good jokes flowing Normie Boy!

  • @CatfishJones
    @CatfishJones 4 года назад +137

    "Nobody said it'd be a rose garden"

  • @patrickoconnell8197
    @patrickoconnell8197 2 года назад +3

    They say, 'Never meet your heros'. That doesn't apply here. I love you Nrom.

  • @taponespantapajaritos3937
    @taponespantapajaritos3937 4 года назад +2

    😂😂😂 68 years old. They clapped😂 Top work in such short time.

  • @kwote
    @kwote 3 года назад +21

    😭 Tears of sadness and of joy. Thank God he’s so hilarious. It’s making it easier to deal with such a heavy loss. RIP Norm. You’re a True LEGEND! 🙏

  • @magnificentone4686
    @magnificentone4686 3 года назад +1

    Omg! 11 minutes of stand up about the corona virus and I’m in tears ! Man what funny stuff! We will miss u Norm but u left is with hours of laughter for many years to come

  • @idlewylde
    @idlewylde 4 года назад +49

    If I am lucky, I'll be able to hear Norm doing standup as my brain stem liquifies.

    • @KingMinosxxvi
      @KingMinosxxvi 2 года назад

      one decent comment amongst all these idiots

  • @carlosog5041
    @carlosog5041 4 года назад +3

    Only Norm could pull off this topic like a champion!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣

  • @brucemctasly927
    @brucemctasly927 3 года назад +6

    RIp the legend. Had me howlin at liquefied brain stem lol

  • @Joshua-ww1fz
    @Joshua-ww1fz 3 года назад +15

    ‘I’m more virus than host.’ Goddamn if that doesn’t hit differently today. RIP ya ol’ chunk of coal.

  • @siquq
    @siquq 4 года назад +2

    We love you Norm. Thank you for al of your work.

  • @jessejoseph7372
    @jessejoseph7372 3 года назад +3

    In the belly.
    Dudes a legend.

  • @angelaoehley7931
    @angelaoehley7931 Год назад +3

    I just love this almost last standup Norm did before the lockdown. And he is so funny, always. Norm is so missed & loved. Rest In Peace sweet Norm ☮️💜✝️

  • @myclarinetrecital1419
    @myclarinetrecital1419 4 года назад +51

    We like to recognise everyone at this time suffering with the horrible disease, alcoholism.. symptoms include feeling happy and more comfortable in social situations

    • @RedEyePergo
      @RedEyePergo 4 года назад +8

      Sometimes you meet a lady with the same disease and you take her back to your place and fuck her. Horrible disease it is lol

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 4 года назад +3

      @@RedEyePergo I just like to lie on top of a naked lady sometimes and go *ARGHHHHHHHHH* Thats more my style.

    • @jkt4748
      @jkt4748 4 года назад

      Way to bring the shit down, we all feel better now thanks to you.

  • @hgarza1136
    @hgarza1136 4 года назад +12

    Norm is still hilarious! One of the best comics ever.

  • @ArtstradaMagazine
    @ArtstradaMagazine 3 года назад +11

  • @alexg9594
    @alexg9594 3 года назад +1

    Knowing what we know now norm was a high risk for coronavirus mortality but still went out there to bring laughter and joy to others.respect to you sir.

  • @forthmember
    @forthmember Год назад +4

    At 0:19 he literally says “I’m gonna die-“ and immediately diffuses with the word “gobbledegook” before he let it slip. So crazy

    • @MrTheGuitarNerd
      @MrTheGuitarNerd Год назад

      Yeah and here I thought he was immortal. Wild huh?

    • @patrickwickett1787
      @patrickwickett1787 2 месяца назад +2

      I think he's actually beginning the next joke, and was going to say "I went to the doc..." in a sort of slurred way

  • @brendanschnabel188
    @brendanschnabel188 2 года назад +1

    The context of him knowing he is about to die and putting on this performance. Spot on and raw. I hope you don’t Rest In Peace but travel the dimensions causing havoc, humility, and humor. Much love Norm. Much love and always

  • @mydogsbestfren7490
    @mydogsbestfren7490 4 года назад +3

    woke up sick with back pain and put this on in the shower.. bout to get back to work now, thanks for makin me laugh, sir 💚💛❤️

  • @susanklein7448
    @susanklein7448 3 года назад +5

    "Turns out thinking positively doesn't help at all" -- wish he got to stay here longer.

  • @ccstreamz
    @ccstreamz 4 года назад +100

    This kid's got what it takes to make it big!

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 4 года назад +1

      that's one of those bridge jokes, isn't it?

    • @patrick2338
      @patrick2338 4 года назад +2

      Tell that to the Bushman

    • @kyleolin3566
      @kyleolin3566 4 года назад

      He’s a nice guy

    • @WombatLoveAffair
      @WombatLoveAffair 4 года назад

      @Rock Watson he is actually 60

  • @brendanschnabel188
    @brendanschnabel188 2 года назад +2

    Legend. I’m happy to know Patrice and Norm are together working on new comedy to hear when I meet up with them. I can’t wait for the next dimension

  • @mitchellwilliam95
    @mitchellwilliam95 4 года назад +110

    I can't stop touching my face.

    • @kingmufasa2021
      @kingmufasa2021 4 года назад

      Send help :(

    • @saltharvester1319
      @saltharvester1319 4 года назад

      It's fine. I'm sure u washed ur hands first.

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 4 года назад

      I cant stop touching other peoples faces with my bare feet! Fuck, they pay me to do it , damn sex perverts!

  • @joeybrisk1869
    @joeybrisk1869 4 года назад +1

    You’re the best norm! Please bring back Norm Macdonald live !!!!! GREATEST PODCAST OF ALL TIME

  • @jman8686
    @jman8686 4 года назад +83

    Norm strategically released these. He knew they would spread like a virus.

  • @clark9992
    @clark9992 4 года назад +76

    "He said I'm more virus than host! Who knows what these guys mean".

  • @keikoasmommy
    @keikoasmommy 3 года назад +11

    RIP, Norm, so funny, we'll miss you.

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 4 года назад +456

    Norm can't get it... impossible for coronavirus to infiltrate that deep into the closet.

    • @CoolHandLuke7
      @CoolHandLuke7 4 года назад +14

      Bob Sacamano he’s straight as an arrow

    • @uter
      @uter 4 года назад +10

      Bob Sacamano You still selling knock-off Russian hats over in Battery Park?

    • @bushcraftjoe5961
      @bushcraftjoe5961 4 года назад +2

      uter thats not going to be good for business

    • @uter
      @uter 4 года назад +3

      BushcraftJoe That's not going to be good for anybody.

    • @bushcraftjoe5961
      @bushcraftjoe5961 4 года назад +2

      uter Kenny?.....Kenny?!

  • @jonnybgoode007
    @jonnybgoode007 4 года назад +1

    Norm Rocks, plain and simple. Thanks for the laughs. I appreciate. :)

  • @bloodorange3279
    @bloodorange3279 4 года назад +24

    “He’s never been on the TV” = HAHAHA

  • @Nizar-fb6gx
    @Nizar-fb6gx 2 года назад +2

    beautiful performance by norm as usual, the whole thing seems improvised yet the word choice is masterful

  • @randonceccoli8428
    @randonceccoli8428 4 года назад +9

    There's 2 types of people in this world. Theres us, and the weirdos who only watched part 1 of this bit!
    New Norm content is always such a treat

  • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
    @JesusChrist-xb7jq 4 года назад +56

    I remember a week ago. Good times.
    Who am I kidding, no they weren’t.

  • @jaggededge11
    @jaggededge11 4 года назад +3

    Always love Norms work, he's a comedian's comedian.

  • @CARTOONIVERSE1
    @CARTOONIVERSE1 4 года назад +9

    Norm's back from self-exile! We need him now more than ever.

  • @martymono358
    @martymono358 4 года назад +579

    Jesus christ if only he could actually physically roast the virus then we'd all be fine

    • @davidoberlin4186
      @davidoberlin4186 4 года назад +16

      Youll be fine anyway.

    • @johnbecht3158
      @johnbecht3158 4 года назад +3

      Marty Mono not a great time to be taking the Lord’s name in vain right before the mark of the beast is implanted when they get rid of cash for spreading the virus. I recommend googling 1 Cor 15 1-4 and believing it so you are saved by faith. I know how crazy it sounds but I’m begging you to believe me.

    • @fintanbochra
      @fintanbochra 4 года назад +15

      John Becht - Is that you, Frank Stallone?!?

    • @gilligan80
      @gilligan80 4 года назад +1

      Hard to roast something that doesnt exist... wheres the bodies piled up and incineration centers.... until i see that im in doubt

    • @gilligan80
      @gilligan80 4 года назад +3

      @@johnbecht3158 shut up

  • @richarddow8967
    @richarddow8967 4 года назад +1

    God Bless laughter!!!! Much needed

  • @fritterguy2721
    @fritterguy2721 4 года назад +10

    Best comedian ever.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 4 года назад

      People talk about Pryor and Carlin and the Janice they did... doesn't exist.

  • @willbanks3793
    @willbanks3793 3 года назад +2

    Actually saw his stand up in Irvine March 2020, just before the lockdown. Same material, great comic relief at the beginning of covid19.

  • @moved2bitchute779
    @moved2bitchute779 4 года назад +37

    Please get Egret from the bridge, and bring back Norm Macdonald Live.
    🌉 🙏

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 4 года назад

      So far Egret has more hits than any other episode of Quarantined. Him and his fuckin' coloring book. I hate that guy.

  • @bobafett9500
    @bobafett9500 3 года назад +2

    I'll miss you Norm. Thanks for all the laughs. RIP.

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY 4 года назад +15

    Love how the old chunk of coal moseys through his sets like a Vegan in Trader Joe's

  • @brad4571
    @brad4571 3 года назад +2

    You’re the greatest comedian of all time. I will miss you.

  • @callmeshaggy5166
    @callmeshaggy5166 4 года назад +199

    All this time, we thought it would be the Germans

    • @rorschach1848
      @rorschach1848 4 года назад +3

      Bungie's Busted Bugs If only.

    • @InigoMontoya-
      @InigoMontoya- 4 года назад +6

      You can’t trust people who love David Hasselhoff

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 4 года назад +1

      @@MrJSpicoli "it" is the end of the world, so yes, it's it.

    • @stephaniesmitherman9956
      @stephaniesmitherman9956 4 года назад

      Bungie's Busted Bugs Or a Swedish German like Andy Richter.

    • @user-qr2tf8vl4k
      @user-qr2tf8vl4k 4 года назад

      Don't be so sure it's not

  • @mechanicjobs
    @mechanicjobs 3 года назад +2

    I love Norm, he’s the best.

  • @jeffbehrns6362
    @jeffbehrns6362 4 года назад +22

    The virus seems to have activated Norm. Keep them uploads comin. Keep feeding them hogs, I mean fans.

    • @greatone2155
      @greatone2155 4 года назад +1

      Medically, this is known as a "death rattle"

  • @DrDeuteron
    @DrDeuteron Год назад +2

    Best crypto leukemia set ever.

  • @RazorsEdge1810
    @RazorsEdge1810 4 года назад +10

    If I realize I'm gonna die from this virus, I'm queuing up Norm for my final hours. Might as well laugh my way out...

  • @TerryByrd17
    @TerryByrd17 4 года назад +1

    The type of funny where I don’t laugh out loud but I’m smiling the whole way through. Great bit.

  • @scottt89
    @scottt89 3 года назад +5

    the breadcrumbs people leave behind along the years always hurt more after the fact. rest easy legend!

  • @avidodd26
    @avidodd26 2 года назад +1

    I wish there were a word more genius than genius to call Norm.

  • @raoulthompson
    @raoulthompson 4 года назад +3

    In my heart, unknowingly, I was so badly waiting for a comedian to start cracking jokes and release some of the tension on this. :)

  • @TheLustKillers
    @TheLustKillers 3 года назад +79

    Such a Great Loss. Master of his Craft. Rest in Peace Norm.