@@angeliclittlewhitecat I meant part 4 Joseph is bad material (if you watched part 4, you'll know that Joseph's second wife is WAY younger than him and he cheated)
1:30 Honestly, gotta go with the cat girl. Let Johnny tell you, just cuz you learn to master spin with Gyro, doesn't mean you get to keep Gyro around...
btw, when jotaro 'passively stopped time', (assuming you're refering to the vs d'arby gambling scene and something else) he didnt, its just the actual speed of star platinum. thats why most fast punches when the villain gives a small line about how they fucked up, the punch takes so long
"This fire that encompasses my arm right now.... It's can't the one of the stands abilities, then again I never did know what ability their stand had possessed."
Ger is the strongest stand when it comes to win rate against other stands. Star platinum in its prime is physically the strongest in battle. Soft and wet just has abilities so overpowered that they make love train look like a joke
@@dinosaur3721 you know what counters cream entirley? a gun and a decent reaction time. its physical capabilities werent shown to be enhanced in anyway so a gun will do just fine if you can react before the mf comes out of his portal and erases the top half of your body
@@peekingthrottle5502 and even if not by a death loop from diavolo D4C also has infinite parralel universes all with a way to obtain stands (or the world au wouldn't make sense) meaning somewhere somehow the world over heaven might be a thing
@Memes it has to be similar but let's say Diego did reach heaven in one, like how he has the world in one and not scary monsters. the changes might be small in the other worlds but those worlds are still infinite
Heavens door is the strongest stand… he can just write in anybody he can even stop GER by writing “this stand doesn’t have any abilities” he’s extremely powerful.
============================== Most Power: [Star Platinum] Most Speed: [Made In Heaven] Most Range: [Echos ACT1] Most Durability: [Sheer Heart Attack] Most Precision: [The World~💚] Most Potential: [Gold Experience] ============================== EDIT #1: The message here at [16:48] can be taken 2 ways: • "Dog fans" are more expressive with the amount of fun they have than "Stag Beetle enjoyers" (which means "Stag Beetle enjoyers" are either being superessed, or just emotionless, and try to act happy). OR • "Stag Beetle enjoyers" try to look good, by wearing the lastest brands, but also fall into depression, from not acting like themselves (thus explaining the cuts).
If Rohan saw Joseph’s memories I’m 100% sure he would’ve had the perfect material he was looking for
Part 2 and 3 Joseph
@@PearlApril All josephs have the same memory
@@angeliclittlewhitecat I meant part 4 Joseph is bad material (if you watched part 4, you'll know that Joseph's second wife is WAY younger than him and he cheated)
@@PearlApril still has the memories of part 2 and 3 tho
@@gustavof2241 Yeah
8:49 if you consider that the first ever Jojo villain was named God, it checks out
Describing Okuyasu in 5 words: his intelligence has been nerfed
“GYRO TEACH ME SPIN! I SACRIFICED MY FUTURE WITH A CAT GIRL TO LEARN!”
1:30 Honestly, gotta go with the cat girl. Let Johnny tell you, just cuz you learn to master spin with Gyro, doesn't mean you get to keep Gyro around...
S I M P
@@Imjustacringeguyfr Not wanting to see a good man perish infront of you would be good
That was the hardest decision to make in my life, thankfully you helped me realize that I need a *Koneko Toujou* in my life.
Me :spinning
But I’m not simp
btw, when jotaro 'passively stopped time', (assuming you're refering to the vs d'arby gambling scene and something else) he didnt, its just the actual speed of star platinum. thats why most fast punches when the villain gives a small line about how they fucked up, the punch takes so long
Enjoy the meme, Don’t explain it.
@@AStreamer I will do as I like
@@mr.waterbottle1265 this has the same energy as “THE SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP”
wait till he realizes how physics work (the drink would NOT have stayed in the cup if it was speed feats)
@@durianodialos9387 star platinum has A in precision.
2:48 Hamon: am i a joke to you?
Huh?
4:01 Part 3 Jeseph be like:
"The World is a cruel and unjust Stand. There is no Hamon in Part 3. The only constant is suffering."
There's hamon when Joseph grabbed dio with hermit purple and when he coated himself in hamon when fighting dio.
@@donkedunked9584 of course I know that. I had to write like that so I can rhyme the words 'hamon' and 'harmony'.
@@_Black_Lemonade technically hamon barely exist might as well be consider non existance
"This fire that encompasses my arm right now.... It's can't the one of the stands abilities, then again I never did know what ability their stand had possessed."
"I got shot in the head. Luckily the bullet was 0.000001 inches away from my brain and therefore I will return in the second half of the next season"
Trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2:06 proves why people should start learning Hamon
4:37 nah i have to admit bro is a literal menace
10:10 Notorious BIG could've had a banger ability before he died, but we'd never know what it was.
I can’t believe that Josuke and Giorno similarities meme didn’t even include that Josuke had a Piano like Giorno.
Pucci: "I must not die I need to attain heaven!"
Emporio: "Oxygen goes brrrr"
Who else is hyped for part 6 part 2? (It comes out on September 1st on Netflix this year so only a few days away!)
Jailhouse Rock being Araki's self insert is way too funny. I'm dying right now.
There are so many funny Diavolo death possibilities. Someone could make a whole compilation just inventing new ones.
He dies because a wall punched him in the face
They dooo
1:30 Definitely would chose Learning spin because better defense for yourself.
9:32
meanwhile the MGR:Revengeance fan:
13:00 araki picking favourites again💀💀
I have never seen a more cursed image than your pfp. Thank you.
4:15 at least Giorno killed his villain
1:35
All I'm seeing is a girlfriend and a really cool ability to learn w/ your new boyfriend?
1:35 Master spin with Gyro so I can get all the bitches (and also a based friend)
11:11 We need more *TF2 and JoJo Crossover Memes.*
Ger is the strongest stand when it comes to win rate against other stands. Star platinum in its prime is physically the strongest in battle. Soft and wet just has abilities so overpowered that they make love train look like a joke
Cream goes brrrr
And then theres a colour swapped the world that 1 taps
But what about tusk
Dude with the right user cream is like top 5
@@dinosaur3721 you know what counters cream entirley? a gun and a decent reaction time. its physical capabilities werent shown to be enhanced in anyway so a gun will do just fine if you can react before the mf comes out of his portal and erases the top half of your body
6:10
Time traveler had a sickness that speeds the growth of your beard and he happened to breath on kira and then kira ended up like that
How to think like a Jojo villain:
1.always make every thing complicated
2.be stupid
Donut
9:26 There’s another, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
My heart has been pierced, how could this happen? Must have been an enemy stand, anyway im gonna die
2:55, TWOH is the strongest! (Yeah, i know its not canon, but actually he is the strongest)
But [Diavolo] died countless times, because of [Story Mode], and [Multiplayer Mode], so...(by the logic of the [JJBA Community]-), it IS canon.😎
@@peekingthrottle5502 and even if not by a death loop from diavolo D4C also has infinite parralel universes all with a way to obtain stands (or the world au wouldn't make sense) meaning somewhere somehow the world over heaven might be a thing
@@peekingthrottle5502 Man u are genius
@Memes it has to be similar but let's say Diego did reach heaven in one, like how he has the world in one and not scary monsters. the changes might be small in the other worlds but those worlds are still infinite
I was wondering,
what happens if Dio Over Heaven fights against Kars in Jorge Joestar novel?
Who's gonna win?
A professor layton meme! That's the only thing that made me genuinely smile knowing some people know about it.
Or even just *heard* about it.
Professor layton is pretty well known
2:26 Koichi is able to be in multiple panels at the same time becouse he is one of the most powerful being in jojo
#Jobromemes
Giorno:you're adopting me BRUNO!!
Bruno:Giorno...
4:34 the Jotaro edit fits with Tom Holland I can't-
What your super power?
speedwagon: im rich
Batman: me too
Diavolo will die 7.753 billion times by becoming a thought in everyone's mind. and then the person forgetting about him
2:55 Dark Blue Moon is the strongest stand
6:13 got me dead 💀
17:48 not gonna lie even i didn't think of that, good job.
(This is mikes daughter btw lol)
2:55 The world over heaven wich can literaly re write reality to its will and stop time still being underrated
0:46 hey, atleast the triple peashooter is stronger
4:58
ı like to think without mask,the worlds real face looks like star platinum
8:23 The Picasso Stand would be AN EXPERIENCE
XD
*why is "gay" censored but not "x hamster"*
15:12 stop making me feel bad for this man, he killed best boi narancia the orange
9:30 The metal gear rising fan?
0:16 Crazy noisy bizzare town: Am I a joke to you.
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
2:13 Okuyasu erased the meme
18:06
Skipping part 1 and 2 because you just watched them and are now watching part 4
What if A) in some bizzare universe Hayato had a stand and B) it could redirect direct attacks, but not indirect.
*JoBro Dreams, Making Memes.*
𝗬𝗲
7:28 “jojo is weird” well yea it’s in the name Jojo’s BIZARRE adventure
Jotaro: Hates women
Also Jotaro: Married a Woman and have a daughter.
3:03 yoo osu refrence
2:46 are we just gonna forget about Made in Heaven and Wonder Of U
1:35 i already thrown my humanity away so i cant learn spin. Catgirl it is
1:36 BOI I AINT NO SIMPING FOR SOME CAT I WANNNa spain without the a >:D
2:54 soft and wet dont are the strongest stand since he cant control go beyond
I’m watching this next to my giorno plushie
9:30
Me: a metal gear rising: revengeance fan
1:35 the real question is does gyro also love me? Cuz I’d choose him either way
1:24
The young skull is inaccurate
Jojokes and Jobros are the best.
The world over heavem: staring intensely
Heavens door is the strongest stand… he can just write in anybody he can even stop GER by writing “this stand doesn’t have any abilities” he’s extremely powerful.
2:55 bohemian rhapsody:here is god and shut up
I would learn spin with gyro
9:32 should have also added the metal gear fan
Almost 100k!!
0:17 I think more like part 4 beginning😂
Jojo is just awesome, no matter what.
Fact
Me after seeing a pvz and JoJo meme combined:
I am satisfied
im born at 4th april at 14:10, i was tall 48 cm and my weight was 3140g
mista has never seen such an unlucky person before
10:53
Says the one who has no honor or dignity
i once used an ai and it ended with dio insulting judas
6:21 this somehow rhymes perfect, except
*BEEEETCH
"So dio Brando and homelander are the same type of person..."
9:32 The Metal Gear Rising Fan
0:16 part 4: Let’s Dance
More importantly 4:51 why are his legs like that bro Why did they draw him like that 🤣
Bro the second half of jojolion is literally YBA with roka begging etc
When you realize Stranger Things is a JoJo reference because eddie played Master of Puppets by Metallica, and Metallica is a stand from Part 5
==============================
Most Power: [Star Platinum]
Most Speed: [Made In Heaven]
Most Range: [Echos ACT1]
Most Durability: [Sheer Heart Attack]
Most Precision: [The World~💚]
Most Potential: [Gold Experience]
==============================
EDIT #1: The message here at [16:48] can be taken 2 ways:
• "Dog fans" are more expressive with the amount of fun they have than "Stag Beetle enjoyers" (which means "Stag Beetle enjoyers" are either being superessed, or just emotionless, and try to act happy).
OR
• "Stag Beetle enjoyers" try to look good, by wearing the lastest brands, but also fall into depression, from not acting like themselves (thus explaining the cuts).
Bohemian Rhapsody has infinite range
why does araki look so smug the whole time
17:15
I found a way we could cancel him
N a k e d Li s a L i s a
2:54 Soft and Wet: GO BEYOND actually is the strongest
I hope they do something with universe reset in the part 6 opening
josuke has a sister??? since when
She's invisible you didn't notice her
Holly is his half sister
@@JoBroMemes 💀💀💀
Jotaro's mom
jack the ripper in "Ragnarok"
2:51 wou: let me introduce myself
How you dare make fun of my hair its not peashooter!
me too
2:56 Cheap Trick is the strongest stand
I thought the cooler Ara Ara was going to be Bruno :(
Araki after part 2 be like: stand
Johnny: 😭
Min5:54 yeah it's THE worst company
0:16 we gonna talk about part 4's first opening?
last place diavolo goes to is backrooms a fate worse than death
Part 2 Op be like: Naked Woman and Intense Dancing.
2:51 bruh am i a joke to you everyone know silver chariot is the strongest stand -_-
welp i guess king crimson is just weak af
9:32 the metal gear rising fan