The Dirty Truth Why Inbreeding Is So Dangerous

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Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @AndreaFMS100
    @AndreaFMS100 3 года назад +9549

    Now, remember folks: those artists were tasked with painting the royals more attractive than they were... so imagine how spectacularly ugly they actually were irl.

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable 3 года назад +1525

      shit turned medusa to stone

    • @kristacalai9773
      @kristacalai9773 3 года назад +1482

      i think about this every time i look at a royals portrait....if they looked that unsightly in the portrait, just what the actual fuck did they look like in reality?!

    • @AndreaFMS100
      @AndreaFMS100 3 года назад +107

      krista calai I knooowww 😂😂

    • @likesrush
      @likesrush 3 года назад +719

      None of them would have survived public education today.

    • @skywatcher369
      @skywatcher369 3 года назад +425

      Thats a really good point. They must've been monstrosities.

  • @painfulpokemon
    @painfulpokemon 3 года назад +3343

    I really watched a mustached man talk about incest for 18 minutes just to be told I'm an inbred at the end. Absolutely astounding bait.

    • @theredneckbuddha2763
      @theredneckbuddha2763 3 года назад +41

      Thank you for saving me time!

    • @schneeli8198
      @schneeli8198 3 года назад +164

      I thought the same thing. Perfect longcon to call someone inbred and be justifed.
      Outstanding move.
      Im gonna send this to a friend of mine who has a prominent chin.

    • @DAViDD767
      @DAViDD767 3 года назад +6

      hawhawhaw

    • @nuvomusique4171
      @nuvomusique4171 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @butcherax
      @butcherax 3 года назад +11

      You... are inbred.
      I hope you enjoyed the video, click the like button and buy my book...

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 Год назад +276

    I discovered after 39 years of marriage that my husband and I share Stephen Hopkins as a 12th great grandfather - 14 generations ago. I flipped out (that made our own son our 12th cousin once removed) until I read after 11 generations everyone is related to everyone else.

    • @aaronseet2738
      @aaronseet2738 Год назад +24

      I don't think it's that bad if the lineage were divergent enough.

    • @TheChrisLeone
      @TheChrisLeone Год назад

      Ew, this is disgusting! You should divorce immediately and throw your son into the ocean.

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX Год назад

      @@aaronseet2738 We are all inbred in a sense, it's just...like you said, how divergent enough it is, because you might be my 69th cousin (highly doubt you are, maybe 1000th cousin or something).

    • @wendyannh
      @wendyannh 11 месяцев назад +33

      I think that's plenty far enough back to be perfectly safe. I know people who have married their third cousins, and that is considered OK and safe health-wise.
      Still, that must have been quite a shock to discover. I hope you find it amusing now.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 9 месяцев назад +2

      A Sir Thomas knight killed Richard thr 3rd which begat the Tudors, and protestantism making America protestant. Tudors are still in charge, and my last name is Thomas. The Thomas on SCOTUS might not be in my family tree, he is Catholic.

  • @sasquatchandme3673
    @sasquatchandme3673 Год назад +50

    There is an app in Iceland that locals use to check the pedigree of potential partners from the dating pool to prevent accidental inbreeding.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 7 месяцев назад +8

      "Accidental"

    • @joannlarson6386
      @joannlarson6386 29 дней назад +2

      Yes I live on a island and people know who and how they are related.

    • @siddified
      @siddified 14 дней назад +2

      I'm available on weekends.

    • @profitusmaximus3974
      @profitusmaximus3974 12 дней назад

      Well, studies have shown that for couples in Iceland who have a certain degree of inbreeding it is actually good for fertility. Outbreeding is also quite dangerous. There are studies about this as well but it is difficult to study this in today's scientific climate as it is a "controversial" topic. But if you study the animal kingdom, they have discovered that fish that get accidentally cross-bred between species are very quickly weeded out in nature.

    • @commodoor6549
      @commodoor6549 4 дня назад

      Isn't it easier to use a *Hot or Not* type of app when doing the _to marry or not to marry_ calculus?

  • @nicholashendrata
    @nicholashendrata 3 года назад +3511

    “We, as a species, are essentially, fucked”

    • @ilovemyfrog6648
      @ilovemyfrog6648 3 года назад +38

      cant like it cuz its perfectly at 69 likes

    • @levbiggs
      @levbiggs 3 года назад +17

      @@ilovemyfrog6648 it changed... I'm saf

    • @hdhwkq
      @hdhwkq 3 года назад +3

      oof

    • @il9375
      @il9375 3 года назад +8

      you died bc you are part ofcthe human species

    • @runsett
      @runsett 3 года назад +3

      talk about it... I am at work, listening to this and when he said it, I just lost it :D :D

  • @pepearown4968
    @pepearown4968 3 года назад +3557

    I don’t care if it’s dangerous. I need to inbreed my Minecraft cows or else I’ll starve to death. It’s a lot more efficient that way.

    • @snail_smoothie2314
      @snail_smoothie2314 3 года назад +255

      I guess genes don't work in minecraft, they just copy and paste the animal maybe like asexual reproduction

    • @tri..8541
      @tri..8541 3 года назад +188

      Now i know why every thing is square

    • @Kniero
      @Kniero 3 года назад +117

      All minecraft cows are female.

    • @snail_smoothie2314
      @snail_smoothie2314 3 года назад +67

      @@Kniero I think the creator(s) said they don't have a gender or had both with would make sense but they do look female

    • @goxull07
      @goxull07 3 года назад +5

      LmaooOoO

  • @pollypurree1834
    @pollypurree1834 Год назад +95

    I had an inbred cat. A small, 5 pound brown tabby. She had double paws on the front legs. I loved that cat dearly. She was crazy, funny and very highly intelligent. 😢

    • @smithjarrod3935
      @smithjarrod3935 4 месяца назад +2

      i had a lil undersized kitty too she didn't live very long but she was so sweet and

    • @jeannetteparry5587
      @jeannetteparry5587 4 месяца назад +2

      Awww, bless. But at the beginning inbreeding (human or animal) wasn't a problem

    • @babudhi
      @babudhi 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jeannetteparry5587Because at past our genes are pure. But, due to environmental pollution our genes are detoriating day by day.

    • @eyxgsjmpdm
      @eyxgsjmpdm 2 месяца назад

      @@smithjarrod3935and?

    • @RachaelMorgan-om4xw
      @RachaelMorgan-om4xw Месяц назад +1

      And fast! ☺

  • @Daniel-ob2ml
    @Daniel-ob2ml Год назад +48

    Genetically speaking, the human species was down to 11,000 individuals at one time. It was a genetic bottleneck. My family moved to a small town when I was 2. My best friend was there from an original family of that town. All of his girlfriends growing up were related to him in some way. Mostly 2nd cousins, but at least one was a first cousin. Thank God I didn't have that problem.

  • @iennternet
    @iennternet 3 года назад +37037

    I hope no one found this by searching “is inbreeding dangerous?”

    • @Ali-rb3ir
      @Ali-rb3ir 3 года назад +2318

      Most likely not yet. Most people are subcribed or have gotten this in their recomendations (like me). But through the law of probability, there is a certain chance that somebody will search this up one day. Maybe it has already happened, maybe it will happen within the next week

    • @ashstolley
      @ashstolley 3 года назад +213

      Haha

    • @YujiBoi12
      @YujiBoi12 3 года назад +383

      @@Ali-rb3ir k

    • @brandyyn
      @brandyyn 3 года назад +309

      Well I did but only because it was all over the comments of the video I was watching.

    • @uc3113
      @uc3113 3 года назад +460

      i need it for my biology presentation

  • @Sevein23
    @Sevein23 3 года назад +6929

    Humans: inbreeding is dangerous.
    Also Humans: Let's do it to dogs.

    • @user-dz2hj6jo5h
      @user-dz2hj6jo5h 3 года назад +453

      Sevein23😂😭. R i p for all the pugs and bulldogs.

    • @Sevein23
      @Sevein23 3 года назад +707

      @@user-dz2hj6jo5h Pugs are just mutants with a lot of breathing problems. I feel sorry for them.

    • @viktorashistan7207
      @viktorashistan7207 3 года назад +97

      That's.... that's not what they do right? They're just making dogs from the same SPECIES, i mean BREED fuck

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 3 года назад +43

      @@viktorashistan7207 brother, sister

    • @dominiccianciola3185
      @dominiccianciola3185 3 года назад +100

      Took me a solid 15 seconds to realize you arent suggesting something horrible.

  • @fxrest3922
    @fxrest3922 Год назад +25

    I find it funny that the reason I didn’t grow up believing Christianity is because of the Adam and Eve story, because as a small child I was such a massive nerd that I realized “oh wait, but if everyone is descended from two people, we would be horribly inbred” and even though I didn’t really understand how that worked at the ripe old age of 5 I did know that inbreeding = bad lmao

    • @stauguastine
      @stauguastine Месяц назад

      I guess you're not really a nerd, so stop using that to describe yourself. You're leaving out that fact that there were no genetic mutations when Adam and Eve were first created and it would take a very long time to start stacking up genetic mutations to cause any issues with having kids with people of close relations, so no, your assessment is still on the level of a 5 year old. The whole idea of genetic entropy presupposes degradation in the genetic code, which conversely presupposes that those mutations did not exist in the genetic code in the distant past. The only reason we cannot successfully have offspring today with relatives is only due to genetic entropy, there is no reason that would have been a problem for Adam and Eve's offspring. So yes, turn your nerd card in you don't deserve to own it and it is obvious that you suffer from too much genetic entropy so you better check the lineage of your parents. Nevertheless, I am sure your Uncle Dad and your Aunt Mom did a great job raising you.

    • @joannlarson6386
      @joannlarson6386 29 дней назад

      It said Kane was marked and went to live with the others. So it seems Adams and Eves DNA was created different from the others.

    • @stauguastine
      @stauguastine 29 дней назад +1

      @@joannlarson6386 I think it is time you reread that part of Genesis, it doesn't say he went to live with "others", he had his wife and they had offspring and created the line of Cain. Cain and his wife were the offspring of Adam and Eve. Geneticists concluded that all human beings on Earth right now can trace their lineage back to the Eve gene, a single common female ancestor whom scientists called the Mitochondrial Eve. So, yeah, there's that too. We're all related in reality.

  • @DihelsonMendonca
    @DihelsonMendonca Год назад +23

    ⚠️ 6:21 "You can forget about a career on snooker" that was really hilarious. I love when these episodes have these touches of humour. 😅😅😅❤

  • @chanagui3945
    @chanagui3945 3 года назад +3136

    "the largest number of children produced by one couple is 69"
    ಠ_ಠ

    • @daviddennis4376
      @daviddennis4376 2 года назад +144

      Nice

    • @jaydeepalmer
      @jaydeepalmer 2 года назад +61

      Nice

    • @rlh9373
      @rlh9373 2 года назад +26

      No it 68 and she owes him 1

    • @SugmaNatsu
      @SugmaNatsu 2 года назад +28

      i knew i'd see a comment like this somewhere

    • @Muswell
      @Muswell 2 года назад +58

      What on Earth was her vagina & womb like after 20 . . & beyond ?

  • @nowilltolive4123
    @nowilltolive4123 3 года назад +23224

    When your family tree is a wreath.

  • @sriharshacv7760
    @sriharshacv7760 8 месяцев назад +3

    There was one article in a Pakistani magazine by a female journalist that read: Bhaiyya to Saiyya (Brother to darling) that dealt about cousin marriages among elites to keep themselves 'pure'.

  • @chloeirnes
    @chloeirnes Год назад +11

    My heart goes out to all the stock footage models used in the creation of this video!

  • @Ulmaar
    @Ulmaar 3 года назад +1905

    "They shagged themselves out of existence" - this line got me.

    • @cyclenutter2715
      @cyclenutter2715 3 года назад +11

      He said 'shacked' but I'm sure that joke was intended haha

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 3 года назад +3

      Anejiry: Yes, but what a way to go!

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 2 года назад

      I pass.

    • @bobtom2633
      @bobtom2633 2 года назад +10

      @@cyclenutter2715 No he said shagged.

    • @guyfaux900
      @guyfaux900 2 года назад +5

      Shagged out of Existence
      (Kirk and the 60s)
      An autobiography by
      William Shatner

  • @congo9881
    @congo9881 3 года назад +4523

    This reminds of the time in first grade I said "If the world started with only 2 people, we're all related" man I was so innocent

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 2 года назад +358

      Yet, since we apparently descended from Great Apes with a different number of chromosomes it is extremely likely we descended from the same pair of mutants.

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 2 года назад +279

      @@flagmichael Hey sibling

    • @sapfits1179
      @sapfits1179 2 года назад +198

      no step sis anymore :(

    • @collinnmckinleywarden1845
      @collinnmckinleywarden1845 2 года назад +84

      This still gets my brain running. I always thought this and im still confused

    • @Zireael83
      @Zireael83 2 года назад +17

      @@sapfits1179 best. comment. ever ^^ - thanks!

  • @gedq
    @gedq Год назад +3

    Interesting little factlet: the distance from the Earth to the Sun is known to astronomers as an "Astronomical Unit" (AU). The ratio of 1 AU to 1 light year is almost identical to the ratio of one inch to one mile. This means that if you draw a dot roughly the thickness of a human hair, then another dot half that thickness one inch away, the furthest humans have ever travelled from the earth is from the centre to somewhere around the edge of that smaller dot.
    And Proxima Centauri is four and a quarter miles away.

  • @Angie-mm9rn
    @Angie-mm9rn Месяц назад +1

    I so enjoyed your wit, your quiet irony and sarcasm. In the hopes that you keep it up in all your videos I'm now off to search for more😊😊

  • @randomdude197
    @randomdude197 3 года назад +3954

    “Inbreeding is dangerous“
    What do you mean? My minecraft cows look completely fine after breeding with their own mother 244 times straight.

  • @averagewikipediaenthusiast3088
    @averagewikipediaenthusiast3088 3 года назад +1004

    "His grandmother is also his aunt" How incested does one have to be for that to happen?

    • @likesrush
      @likesrush 3 года назад +222

      His father had a sister who gave birth to his mother. That's REALLY inbred. This means his father Y had a daughter X by his own sister Z, whom he married. Then Z dies, so he marries his own daughter X. She's (X )is the product of he (Y) and his own sister (Z), ok? So Y marries his daughter X and they gave birth to the man in question, whose name I missed because I was too blown away.
      After someone liked it and I was notified, I reread it and found that I screwed it up and it sat that way for a week. Sorry folks.
      Anyway, that's how messed up it is.
      I didn't think it was possible to conceive in this situation. I guess practice makes...uh.... possible?
      And the resultant freak survived smallpox? Take THAT Darwin. Or, way to go, Darwin. I'm not sure which.

    • @cucumber623
      @cucumber623 3 года назад +31

      alabama

    • @5050ChanceImSerious
      @5050ChanceImSerious 3 года назад +36

      @@likesrush Not that complicated. His father bred with his own niece. (Aunt because she is dad's sister; grandmother because she is mom's mom)

    • @5050ChanceImSerious
      @5050ChanceImSerious 3 года назад +14

      His father bred with his own niece. Not that crazy.

    • @5050ChanceImSerious
      @5050ChanceImSerious 3 года назад +3

      @Noémi Szolnay His father bred with his own niece.

  • @pacldawson
    @pacldawson 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm glad you covered how the "family root system" starts collapsing upon itself the farther back you go. It completely makes sense, and it's one of those "inconvenient truths" that almost no one knows or thinks about.

  • @karatecorgi7685
    @karatecorgi7685 Год назад +9

    Thoughty2 always presents his content in a factual but funny way that sticks in my mind ❤️ Love your vids, dude :)

  • @silence.9376
    @silence.9376 3 года назад +13152

    *"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
    _-Human Brain_

    • @azv30pauigferdinandfranche91
      @azv30pauigferdinandfranche91 3 года назад +572

      *insert obama medaling obama template here*
      edit: why u talking about gender and tiktok?

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 3 года назад +76

      you mean the female brain?

    • @Rmac335
      @Rmac335 3 года назад +286

      @@paulgoogol2652 no.

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 3 года назад +177

      @@paulgoogol2652 😐

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 3 года назад +68

      @@paulgoogol2652 my man

  • @vivek7946
    @vivek7946 2 года назад +9194

    "We all are inbred, and We all are part of a family"
    Vin Diesel : **Breathing intensifies**

    • @Ace_combatent
      @Ace_combatent 2 года назад +174

      Insert a spanish song

    • @jc-px8ox
      @jc-px8ox 2 года назад +83

      @@Ace_combatent and race a cuban mile

    • @futurefuturetrunks7863
      @futurefuturetrunks7863 2 года назад +65

      F A M I L Y

    • @vafixer8885
      @vafixer8885 2 года назад +34

      @@futurefuturetrunks7863 AAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH OOOHH OOOOOHHH OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOWWWW WWULLUULUDUDLULULULULULLUUUULUUULUUULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @futurefuturetrunks7863
      @futurefuturetrunks7863 2 года назад +19

      @@vafixer8885 lol tf

  • @rachelh9150
    @rachelh9150 Месяц назад +2

    As a teenager I dated a guy who was a cousin to my cousin (on the other side of the family for him) and even though he and I weren't directly related I was immediately repulsed

  • @timothyvincent7371
    @timothyvincent7371 11 месяцев назад +4

    I was reluctant to view this at first because as a rural hillbilly U.S. Southerner we have often been accused of having family trees that didn't branch. I was prepared to be outraged but found this presentation to accurately present the truth about genetics. By the way, the Hapsburgs were rightly mentioned but has anyone traced the geneology of the British noble classes? My own American ancestry is mostly unknown because very few records were kept for people of their station in the early years of colonization, but they seem to include people from much of western Europe as well as some Native Americans, if I had impregnated one of my first cousins there should have been a genetic safety buffer built in. That never happened even though all of them grew up to be exceptionally attractive young women. If we ever launch multi- generational starship colony ships it would be easy to include genetic diversity in the form of frozen sperm and ova; I would think the greater danger would be that the would go mad and kill each other.

    • @privateinformation2960
      @privateinformation2960 3 дня назад

      UK royals are inbred as hell, as is pretty much every reigning family, the majority of them descend from Christian X of Denmark "The grandfather of europe"
      Lizze and Prince Phillip are 2nd cousins, both related to Queen Victoria.
      HOWEVER - it doesnt go all the way back to William I as different dynasties pop in and out. The RIGHTFUL heir to the throne of england actually lives in Jerilderie NSW.

  • @mikewatman5445
    @mikewatman5445 3 года назад +3508

    It’s not incest if you shout “No Chromo”.
    To all fellow GiggUK fans that liked this: “Anime is trash, and so am I”

    • @sammymayes7648
      @sammymayes7648 3 года назад +51

      under rated

    • @distant2819
      @distant2819 3 года назад +48

      This actually got me dead lol

    • @moxypicture5681
      @moxypicture5681 3 года назад +11

      no bromance 🥴

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 3 года назад +2

      communist rat . That wouldn’t lead to offspring at all.

    • @KING_NJADAKA
      @KING_NJADAKA 3 года назад +8

      that was sooo corny but still take this W

  • @lillygirl9582
    @lillygirl9582 3 года назад +6787

    “Incurable ugliness” I’ve never laughed so hard lol

    • @wisdon
      @wisdon 3 года назад +31

      The same desease Angela Merkel has

    • @dejamike88
      @dejamike88 3 года назад +82

      This is probably the greatest insults of one’s physical appearance of all time.

    • @migsestrella5188
      @migsestrella5188 3 года назад +120

      Once, there was an ugly barnacle.
      He was so ugly that everyone died.
      The end.
      - Patrick Star

    • @rohitrath
      @rohitrath 3 года назад +37

      also "they shagged themselves out of existence"

    • @amkummel7257
      @amkummel7257 3 года назад +8

      @@wisdon But she is smarter than almost anybody

  • @Hailey_Robinson33
    @Hailey_Robinson33 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sadly I love telling my classmates we are all related each time they ask something… yes I’ve known for awhile now sadly… and mostly definitely knew before this video was even made…

  • @keegobricks9734
    @keegobricks9734 8 месяцев назад +3

    The last 2 men on earth:
    "Joe... I know it's weird... but we gotta at least _try_ to repopulate the earth. Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky with it."

  • @orange-one
    @orange-one 3 года назад +2304

    It's illegal with siblings.
    Porn: "step"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +15

      I have two hot RUclipsr girlfriends and I am the best RUclipsr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear teeth

    • @Soliac.Trahkorsky
      @Soliac.Trahkorsky 3 года назад +6

      @@thesonicsupershow4063 lol woosh

    • @dellt3122
      @dellt3122 3 года назад +6

      When Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed leaving only Lot and his two daughters, he fathered kids by his daughters, brothers and sisters and they are fine and that happens even in this twentieth century.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +22

      watcha doin stepbro

    • @ogsupremelyvida
      @ogsupremelyvida 3 года назад +17

      Ribbons0121 R121 what are doing in my room stepbro 😟😏

  • @99temporal
    @99temporal 3 года назад +1735

    "why is inbreeding so dangerous?"
    *points at pug*

    • @travin8987
      @travin8987 3 года назад +82

      Inbreeding took a good damn frying pan to the pug`s face

    • @somerandomperson1662
      @somerandomperson1662 3 года назад +27

      Kid Chaor I feel so bad for pugs people only breeded them for there amusement

    • @IHTCAU
      @IHTCAU 3 года назад +28

      Pugs can barely breathe for their entire lives and they're pretty ugly imo

    • @moogleydoot
      @moogleydoot 3 года назад +21

      pug: *HHHRRCHH*

    • @Alex-om8kb
      @Alex-om8kb 3 года назад +9

      Don’t be pugcist

  • @DonCarlione973
    @DonCarlione973 5 месяцев назад +2

    This one really made you think 🤔
    Thanx man! Great episode 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @robertpillowjr.1672
    @robertpillowjr.1672 2 месяца назад +2

    Your videos are the best!! Just beilliant! God bless you my friend. You and your team!

  • @madelinevance8954
    @madelinevance8954 2 года назад +5867

    My grandma was born in a small town called Bunkervill. New people rarely came to stay, and residents rarely left, meaning that most people were related to some degree. Her father noticed that many of the people were kind of slow and a little weird. He decided to move when his son started dating his second cousin.

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 2 года назад +343

      ……..jesus.

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 2 года назад +302

      Bunkervill Nevada?

    • @madelinevance8954
      @madelinevance8954 2 года назад +259

      Yeah actually.

    • @NewNicator
      @NewNicator 2 года назад +29

      _Hwite_ people I presume? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

    • @LiliansGardens
      @LiliansGardens 2 года назад +83

      So what happened neto those left behind? aaathen is there a marked difference in offspring accuity as a result of his move?

  • @catonfire5010
    @catonfire5010 3 года назад +4402

    Scientists: “INBREEDING IS DANGEROUS AND BAD, YA’LL”
    People who own pugs and bulldogs:
    👁👄👁

    • @alexfelton4934
      @alexfelton4934 3 года назад +50

      That's selective breeding isn't it?

    • @UberMangaka
      @UberMangaka 3 года назад +364

      @@alexfelton4934 Which in this particular case is a fancy way of saying inbred. Ever wonder why purebred dogs have so many genetic defects and conditions? This is the reason. People Habsburged bulldogs into existence, a breed which often has about as many serious genetic problems as the later end of the actual Habsburg dynasty, not the least of which is difficulty breathing since it's literally genetically made to have a smashed-in nose. I don't recall the specifics it was on Adam Ruins Everything a few years back.

    • @socmonki
      @socmonki 3 года назад +82

      @@alexfelton4934 nowadays i dont think inbreeding is as big a problem, but back when dog breeding started, and for a long time after, inbreeding was part of getting the traits they wanted. its really sad, because a lot of dog breeds have serious health issues because of it (hip problems, breathing problems, etc). cats were done in much the same way.

    • @caden995
      @caden995 3 года назад +72

      Alex Felton usually selective breeding is just inbreeding

    • @MyName_Jeff
      @MyName_Jeff 3 года назад +14

      @@socmonki It still happens, that's why we have dog breeds.

  • @jeremiahlyleseditor437
    @jeremiahlyleseditor437 Год назад +1

    Very Well done.
    You have a great point that I read about somewhere decades ago on the subject of the resetting of the population so to speak.
    The article mention cataclysms but predominantly the one we now call the "Younger Dryas" (spelling?)

  • @gabriellentz2516
    @gabriellentz2516 3 года назад +1518

    Dad: Are you winning son.
    Son inbreeding generations of pigs in Minecraft.
    Son: Yes.

    • @blackswordsman8549
      @blackswordsman8549 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 3 года назад +25

      I was worried about where that was going for a moment.

    • @itsjustlukeRevive
      @itsjustlukeRevive 3 года назад +1

      Hey winning I'm your step-bro

    • @lunagotdippedinsauce9432
      @lunagotdippedinsauce9432 3 года назад

      i remember doing that with dogs and just releasing them into the nether afterwards

    • @Rishiig
      @Rishiig 3 года назад +1

      Is that a Chubbyemu reference to his current latest video?

  • @MrWeedCat7070
    @MrWeedCat7070 3 года назад +523

    Nature said: "Hell to the no." And Charlies testicles disappeared.

  • @M.Campbell-Sherwood
    @M.Campbell-Sherwood Месяц назад +1

    I can confirm this first hand. My grt Grt grandparents were cousins (either once removed or second; their maternal grandmothers were sisters, it’s possible they were twins too). Anyway my paternal line is still paying for it and hard. They were the last ones in our direct line, that I know of, to intermarry.
    My dad’s mother had some family intermarriage, but nothing like my dad’s paternal grandmother’s family. Plus no one on my grandmother’s family seemed to be affected the way they are on the other side. They’re all just..different and in several ways. Some generations are worse than others and some aren’t.

  • @ms.annthropic6341
    @ms.annthropic6341 Год назад +1

    Marie Antoinette was actually related to the Hapsburgs and had a mild case of the Hapsburg jaw.
    She was still considered quite attractive, but was said to have a permanent pout.

  • @nickywh1t3
    @nickywh1t3 3 года назад +770

    You didn’t have to look directly into my eyes and then wink as you called me inbred, I feel dirty.

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 3 года назад +12

      Cows and dogs are different, though. Look at pedigrees of prize mutts and you see the number of inbreeding. Enough to make you feel really ill.

    • @republiquedujeu818
      @republiquedujeu818 3 года назад +6

      I do too it gives me the chills just thinking about it

    • @shodejun
      @shodejun 3 года назад +6

      the way this was written lmfaoo! well put

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 2 года назад +3

      HA, I dont like making eye contact, even with videos, I wasnt as creeped out, victory goes to shyest giant.

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding 2 года назад

      It would appear that all the comments here were written by inbreds.

  • @EvanKar
    @EvanKar 3 года назад +773

    This guy would be perfect for the role of a 1930’s locomotive engineer. Edit: Thank you guys for the love💜

  • @user-hg8cv5hr7z
    @user-hg8cv5hr7z 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:47 "Assuming the all the important bits survive the apocalypse in full working order."
    😮
    Took me a minute😂😂😂

  • @andysix246
    @andysix246 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love this tongue in cheek delivery, brilliant 😂😮

  • @dukekessler6292
    @dukekessler6292 Год назад +1647

    It's never good when the "how I met your mother" story starts at a family reunion.

    • @tja4379
      @tja4379 Год назад +27

      as long as it doesn't end there...

    • @Unhealthilylikesmath
      @Unhealthilylikesmath Год назад +12

      Bro the other day I found out my parents are 7th cousins😢

    • @phantomdream7442
      @phantomdream7442 Год назад

      @@Unhealthilylikesmath You also share 50% of your DNA with a banana.

    • @ketchups2777
      @ketchups2777 Год назад +2

      🤣

    • @ss67camaronut
      @ss67camaronut Год назад +1

      I see that you have never been to Fayette County in PA lol.

  • @zaydansari4408
    @zaydansari4408 3 года назад +410

    Was expecting him to say we are related, in a touchy endearing video conclusion.....
    Then he called me inbred

    • @maria-melek
      @maria-melek 3 года назад +6

      I was expecting that too

    • @anysailer
      @anysailer 3 года назад +2

      To be fair, his point was that we are all in fact inbred including himself.

    • @alexandralite835
      @alexandralite835 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dudeatmenangle
    @dudeatmenangle 2 месяца назад +1

    I love your work, a couple of good chuckles today.

  • @WurstHans666
    @WurstHans666 8 месяцев назад +1

    After i saw the narrators mustache combined with those trouser holders, i would say, extinction can´t happen early enough.

  • @matthewofmoo22
    @matthewofmoo22 3 года назад +731

    The guy doing his autopsy said something like “he was the most grotesque human and it baffles me he lived this long!”

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 3 года назад +65

      I was shocked so many details of that autopsy were left out here. As I recall his lungs and most of his head were full of water, his brain was the size of a nut and he had no heart the coroner could find in his chest. If even half of it was true it really was bizarre and shocking that he lived as long as he did.

    • @ithorn5554
      @ithorn5554 3 года назад +33

      Poor guy honestly...

    • @kramer1372
      @kramer1372 3 года назад +42

      i Thorn ... i was thinking the same thing.. poor bastard.. not his fault... now, excuse me while i continue my vomitfest...

    • @daddyguy29
      @daddyguy29 3 года назад +5

      vitriolicAmaranth that can’t even be possible how did he live without a heart

    • @bethklecha5945
      @bethklecha5945 3 года назад +11

      Heart could have been flipped and on far right. Knew a kid with this condition.

  • @richardcheese4680
    @richardcheese4680 3 года назад +1187

    It’s very unlikely that exactly two humans survive. Either no ones survives or little groups all over the place.

    • @Skye-ve6tc
      @Skye-ve6tc 3 года назад +107

      In theory one such little group could have only 2 people (or maybe just 2 people willing and able to breed) and depending on how spread out surviving groups are, they might think they were the last people ever. So in theory it would be better to search for other survivors if your intent was to repopulate the Earth.

    • @ejc4421
      @ejc4421 3 года назад +45

      and with 2020 luck, that group will already be immediate family members.

    • @googleuser9383
      @googleuser9383 3 года назад +3

      Imagine a fallout scenario. Nobody would survive due to fault tec being idi0ts

    • @bluesolace9052
      @bluesolace9052 3 года назад +30

      I could imagine someone about to start the repopulation procedure with their cousin and another group of survivors just shows up screaming: "WAIT NO DON"T DO IT!!! STOP!!!"

    • @projectsanctuary7944
      @projectsanctuary7944 3 года назад +6

      @@ejc4421 or both same gender

  • @LET_US_TALK_OPENLY
    @LET_US_TALK_OPENLY Год назад +2

    Thank you for your content you always have very interesting topics

  • @philippest-hilaire1105
    @philippest-hilaire1105 6 месяцев назад +1

    One of your best episode ! Thank you !

  • @jackjohnson4524
    @jackjohnson4524 3 года назад +1585

    “Adam and Eve create the worlds most disturbing family” a novel.

    • @KevvStarrGaming
      @KevvStarrGaming 3 года назад +4

      Fr lol

    • @JaymeSplendid
      @JaymeSplendid 3 года назад +55

      Then came Noah and his family and their wives and they did it again....

    • @jackjohnson4524
      @jackjohnson4524 3 года назад +13

      Jayme Splendid the sequel

    • @yungactivist
      @yungactivist 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @pauloazuela8488
      @pauloazuela8488 3 года назад +8

      I already know that we might be part of inbreeds but I couldn't fathom how much it takes for it to avoid all the dangerous effects.

  • @WSB1469
    @WSB1469 3 года назад +879

    Videos like this are a refreshing change from the cringe that usually fills the trending tab.

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 3 года назад +16

      I do not know. Incest is rather cringy. However, I have a really hot first cousin that is suffering from a broken heart that suggested I visit her trailer and bring her some moonshine, a moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear a Richard Petty hat. She said she wanted for me to help her forget her boyfriend that went to prison for making the meth lab in her bathroom. Poor girl. I think I will paint a number 43 on the side of my car, get the moonshine, the moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear the Richard Petty hat for her. It is the least a concerned cousin can do for her.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 3 года назад +11

      It's cringe that you follow the trending tab first and foremost. I only ever see it when I first log on from a new device.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5102
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5102 3 года назад

      DONT READ MY PROFILE NAME!

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 3 года назад +1

      @@indridcold8433 LMAO!!! Get er dun!

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 3 года назад +4

      @@DeathBYDesign666 Yep, she will be walking with a limp, a musky smell, an early pregnancy, and a smile on her face after I comfort her. Junior will be great. He will be able to sing a duet with himself, being born with two heads.

  • @Javedskyknight
    @Javedskyknight 7 месяцев назад +2

    Loved the video! and though true that I never thought about it in those exacts. Just thinking that the human race is over 40.000 years old I always knew that if you HAD the resources to go THAT far back, everyone would be related one way or another.

  • @comfusedpassanger3399
    @comfusedpassanger3399 Год назад +1

    When watching these videos it comes to my mind how little I think about the big questions.

  • @maximusmilazzo5760
    @maximusmilazzo5760 3 года назад +2351

    Error: this video is blocked in the state of Alabama

    • @cloudmonkey7716
      @cloudmonkey7716 3 года назад +43

      This joke is overused.

    • @cloudmonkey7716
      @cloudmonkey7716 3 года назад +6

      @Sam Lim This joke was never funny m8.

    • @snarfjohnson2262
      @snarfjohnson2262 3 года назад +34

      @Wladpad people don't realize the prominence of inbreeding in middle-eastern countries is on a whole other level.

    • @jesse9713
      @jesse9713 3 года назад +6

      How many times did you scroll by this comment before you decided to write it?

    • @kt-xy5zo
      @kt-xy5zo 3 года назад +30

      Matthew Chandler I’ve lived in Alabama my entire life. Never met anyone who is inbred, never met someone who knows someone who’s inbred, etc. I don’t doubt that it happens, but it’s not definitely not common. I’ve heard this joke my whole life and yeah, it’s really old and lost it’s humor years ago.

  • @nettlecider
    @nettlecider 3 года назад +716

    'We are the biggest bullies of the world'
    'They shagged themselves out of existence' , dayumn bruh, you are getting more quotable by a minute

    • @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
      @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 3 года назад +5

      Pretty sure most animal empires are the biggest bullies, if we compare them with the civilized part of humanity. There's respectable, peaceful and contributory individuals out there.

    • @Trlll
      @Trlll 3 года назад +1

      Serenity Animals rape and kill and cause havoc more than humans, and we can’t stop them. And we think they’re the lesser species.... tsk

    • @High_Monk
      @High_Monk 3 года назад +9

      @@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 Except humans are an intelligent species and they can choose what they want to do while animals are mostly driven by instinct.

    • @pharaohyami5000
      @pharaohyami5000 3 года назад +1

      Well... he did mention we're all phucked. *shrugs*

    • @perrynnlynch3811
      @perrynnlynch3811 3 года назад

      Great comment.

  • @davidjacobs4718
    @davidjacobs4718 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Our family tree don't fork son"

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wow this was good…
    Thank you
    Yep, I’ll be buying that book, it’s the least I could do considering all you’ve given to us.

  • @DarshUK1
    @DarshUK1 3 года назад +646

    That’s why the “step” part is so important in the phrase “What are you doing Step-bro?!”

    • @marthazhang7704
      @marthazhang7704 3 года назад +8

      Lmaoo

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 3 года назад

      ....because...you're gonna have his baby????

    • @Parrtorias
      @Parrtorias 3 года назад +2

      And the great "What're you doing, Step-bro?"

    • @SirLavii
      @SirLavii 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @elliadora
      @elliadora 3 года назад +1

      X-Entrik 97 what is that emoji 😹 also your name looks like Elon Musks child

  • @archerer98
    @archerer98 3 года назад +1403

    Of course the record for most children is 69..

  • @iratozer9622
    @iratozer9622 5 месяцев назад +1

    One of your better ones, although I enjoy nearly all of your videos'. Thanks

  • @OnceAndFutureDrengr
    @OnceAndFutureDrengr 5 месяцев назад

    Charles II was the last Habsburg ruler _of Spain_ but not the last Habsburg monarch (which was Karl I of the Austro-Hungary Empire, who fell after they lost WW1). That last eperor still has living descendants today. The family line lives on.

  • @redegs_
    @redegs_ 3 года назад +680

    Teacher: your homework is to draw your family tree.
    The family tree being a straight line

  • @svennap3125
    @svennap3125 3 года назад +742

    So basically we just watched our insanely distant cousin tell us we’re all related

    • @traviscooper8756
      @traviscooper8756 3 года назад +59

      Yep pretty much sums it up, guess we are just one big incest ball that is humanity.

    • @Eren03eren
      @Eren03eren 3 года назад +68

      @@traviscooper8756 Sweet Home, Planet Earth

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 3 года назад +1

      This is a bit odd

    • @ProfPuffOfficial
      @ProfPuffOfficial 3 года назад +1

      Our population genetic diversity and genetic drift outpaces inbreeding luckily

    • @zacziggarot
      @zacziggarot 3 года назад +1

      If you're breeding with another human you're doing inbreeding?
      We need catgirls NOW! 😂

  • @mari.s752
    @mari.s752 6 месяцев назад +6

    I have some distant cousins in Tennessee and Kentucky. I met them when I was about 53 years younger. I have to admit they weren't the best looking group of people I had ever met but they were certainly nice enough. They seemed kinda secluded in a deliberate way if you know what I mean. Ironically it was around that time that I first heard about inbreeding. Not trying to insinuate anything but - actually I am, very much so insinuating that it is almost certain there is some uncle cousin father stuff going on in that branch of my family tree. Ever seen deliverance? Ya, kinda like that*

  • @mohammedalssamraey9581
    @mohammedalssamraey9581 3 года назад +1396

    “how that master plan failed to work, I guess we'll never know”
    Literally I almost died laughing at that 😅

    • @LUNATICME
      @LUNATICME 3 года назад +7

      I know, me too. 😂

    • @OtherPony
      @OtherPony 3 года назад +4

      Glad you survived bro. I laughed too a bit at that

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 3 года назад +3

      Happy and safe laughing, Mohammed.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 года назад +1

      9:56

    • @alankrebs856
      @alankrebs856 2 года назад

      "Climate Change??? Uh huh. And "woman" with "penises". They think we are Morons.

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian 2 года назад +3804

    Thank you for pointing out that "inbreeding" at some point in human history is/was inevitable. Many people try to point at inbreeding as proof we can't all have a common ancestor when mathematically that HAS to be the case.

    • @vhawk1951kl
      @vhawk1951kl 2 года назад +49

      Au contraire it-*cannot*-possibly-be-the-case, for exactly the same reason that Darwin's fantasy is nonsense, and impossible.

    • @kennyryan3176
      @kennyryan3176 2 года назад +175

      I mean technically a large portion of human society as a whole is in one way or another related to persons all over the world, whether it be first or 10th cousin

    • @think_of_a_storyboard3635
      @think_of_a_storyboard3635 2 года назад +124

      @@vhawk1951kl found the toxic creationist

    • @simanolastname2399
      @simanolastname2399 2 года назад +87

      @@vhawk1951kl I'm sure you know better than all our scientists 😂 Evolutionary theory has been proven time and time again, via direct observation and the most solid of predictions.
      Anyways, Evolutionary theory actually shows much the opposite - aside from literally the first microorganisms, we do not *have* to be inbred. Since evolution is a gradual process and we did not "suddenly become humans", there was probably just some colony of anatomically modern humans that bred, and there did not have to be 2 "first" humans. To think so is honestly absurd from an evolutionary standpoint. There was a moment around 70,000 years ago where it's estimated that due to a supervolcano only ~1000 humans were left. Inbreeding probably happened, as this was probably not one big colony of one thousand people and you need that full 1000 people to maintain genetic diversity by some estimates.
      Unlike creationism, which claims that we are descended from 2 people, and also claims that every single animal today is descended from just 2 of its kind. (Adam and Eve, Noah's boat)
      I don't think you really understand your own position, Peter.

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 2 года назад +32

      Idk about that. At one point our genes were more pure and healthy and could handle inbreeding

  • @foxylady934
    @foxylady934 Год назад

    Rofl you gotta love this guys honesty and how straight forward he is.
    screwed up topic tho lol

  • @neanda
    @neanda Год назад +2

    @Thoughty2 I've been subscribed for a long long time, but the last year, you're not showing up in my main feed. I had to search for you even though I had the bell on and everything (that sounded wierd, i had the bell on for you), because I actually forgot about you. The same is happening with a lot of channels I used to watch that were along similar lines, like Moon, Aperture, and just general informative stuff. It's like YT are replacing it with quite shit stuff that I don't even subscribe to.
    They're recommendation algorithms are geting haywired, intentionally. I'm now using MS Edge (Canary) on Mac, it has this feature where you can follow a creator on YT and it makes it like a bookmark in the side panel, and just by clicking a button in the address bar (it's hard to explain, but very logical to use, you just got to try it). It's like MS know that YT are fucking with us, so it's giving a feature to directly follow certain channels, rather than a fuck tom of recommendations that, at least for me, have fucking relevance and are just basic shit.
    I just wanted to make you aware, because I forgot about you due to being inundated with bullshit recommended videos of channels I couldn't care less about (and yes, I got adblockers on etc,). Ah fuck it. I 'm gonna finish this joint and call it a day. I've added you to the side panel notifcations. Also just started using Pockettube ext to organise the wheat from the chaff. Is good actually. I hope Google and their profit masters don't fuck up such a good thing. Power corrupts though, sadly

  • @taongamasenyama6316
    @taongamasenyama6316 3 года назад +715

    "incurable ugliness and a chin like a sledge hammer" got me in tears with laughter

    • @yolamontalvan9502
      @yolamontalvan9502 3 года назад +10

      Now I understand why Donald Trump looks like the photo in the thumbnail.

    • @scoopersketchy
      @scoopersketchy 3 года назад +2

      The crimson chin

    • @lala9251
      @lala9251 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @kippie2293
    @kippie2293 3 года назад +480

    This the type of video my biology teacher would show us when she didn’t feel like teaching

    • @Icykrissy
      @Icykrissy 3 года назад +39

      I’m a substitute teacher and this is the type of videos I’d play in Science class lol

    • @charlesjenkins7130
      @charlesjenkins7130 3 года назад +2

      She was hungover.

    • @StopFear
      @StopFear 3 года назад

      Maybe you should stop whining about your teacher.

    • @jasonshirrillmusic
      @jasonshirrillmusic 2 года назад +4

      but then today she would get fired because it was not woke

  • @tk0pilot
    @tk0pilot Год назад +2

    😢 holy. Prolly should stop calling my cousin about that "tech related issue" she needed fixed every thursday ..... 😂

  • @d.s.2016
    @d.s.2016 Год назад +1

    Great video Bro!

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 2 года назад +2180

    One correction: the common theory now goes that we didn’t kill off Neanderthals as much as we absorbed them. Through breeding, we just kinda streamlined into one species.

    • @Nanamka
      @Nanamka 2 года назад +13

      Isn't it rather that the neanderthals were prone to raping other sapiens, so they left their genes all over the place, but are not the main "species"?

    • @AdakStillStands
      @AdakStillStands 2 года назад +177

      @@Nanamka Both species took advantage of the others females for sport or circumstance (village raid, trade, ambush). Each considered the other "ugly" but an acceptable receptical "to relieve ones needs". Animal sex was not desireable but present and Neanderthals we're considered animals as it was. Cross-breeding brought about deformities of their own, but over 40,000 years, most have been bred out or absorbed. Similar to Australia's position years ago that they would "breed the blackness" out of the Aborigines by placing them with whites. Nowadays the cultures are splitting more rapidly as blacks and whites combine, Asians with Europeans, Chinese with Hispanic, the resulting children as diverse as ever! Except for North Koreans. They're a little different and unique in avoiding polluting their countrys gene pool. Have a great life cousin!!

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 2 года назад +5

      Basically all humanoid ancestors on the big family tree of humankind were in some way assimilated or “absorbed” into the fold through interbreeding and the combined genetics and traits that resulted had been the beginning of our modern day selves as homo Sapians. Basically all da hominids were gettin’ freaky with each other in a massive interspecies orgy for a few odd centuries and we’re the end result.

    • @theonionqueen3519
      @theonionqueen3519 2 года назад +11

      @@awofstlkr8500 Ok? The fuck is your point? Also, why did you call them “knuckle draggers?”

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 2 года назад +180

      @@awofstlkr8500 Actually, Neanderthals we’re very intelligent. They were actually the first humanoid ancestors of ours to practice ritual burial. They even made cave art, which shows signs of advanced intelligence and creativity. The odds are that we all carry some Neanderthal DNA inside us. More so if you’re of European descent.

  • @Ethan-yk4qz
    @Ethan-yk4qz 3 года назад +835

    Farmers in Minecraft: I reject this claim

  • @tracyobrien2816
    @tracyobrien2816 8 дней назад

    You are absolutely delightful 😅 Thank you !

  • @christophecamus8410
    @christophecamus8410 9 месяцев назад +1

    Great video very interesting as always

  • @luke_0605
    @luke_0605 3 года назад +781

    Alabama: "I'm going to pretend I didn't see that"

    • @dragonbones3885
      @dragonbones3885 3 года назад +6

      Israel: ruclips.net/video/06BIcngJJ4A/видео.html

    • @t.thomas8919
      @t.thomas8919 3 года назад

      What do you mean, Alabama? That would mean you know how to read! XD

    • @arbelote
      @arbelote 3 года назад

      Maybe your sister will too...lol ok man lol

    • @ufarkingicehole
      @ufarkingicehole 3 года назад +9

      Louisiana....hold my beer

    • @kashmonei5861
      @kashmonei5861 3 года назад +17

      As an Alabamian, I've got no idea why people always make incest jokes about us when Mississippi is literally right over there!

  • @MrSucc-fp7rt
    @MrSucc-fp7rt 3 года назад +490

    Years ago, he was a business man, with a suit and tie. I come back years later and he's a Cowboy.
    WHAT

  • @EddieM1994
    @EddieM1994 Год назад +1

    Sigmund Freud: Incest is a universal taboo across humanity.
    Ancient Egyptians: Hold my hqt.

  • @OurDee
    @OurDee 5 месяцев назад +1

    A joke I always liked, "Your family tree goes straight up."

  • @Rumple88.
    @Rumple88. 2 года назад +1509

    Charles V: "Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!"

    • @Saddam_al-Husseini
      @Saddam_al-Husseini 2 года назад +64

      Yes, a strongly inbred boy.

    • @lil_ghost5802
      @lil_ghost5802 2 года назад +68

      I see you watched oversimplified’s video that included Charles V

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 2 года назад +6

      Nowadays our elites abuse children, instead of being inbred, still as disgusting though

    • @icesister1493
      @icesister1493 2 года назад +48

      More like "mmy ss ts stng cn fr stng b" bc he couldn't talk well

    • @Unpug
      @Unpug 2 года назад +7

      oversimplified! :D

  • @roseparish7625
    @roseparish7625 3 года назад +396

    “We are the world’s biggest bullies, after all...”😂😂No truer words could be spoken 😂😭

    • @lelandb387
      @lelandb387 3 года назад +6

      Every species that has ever been on top have been bullies.

    • @gappyspins
      @gappyspins 3 года назад +1

      There has been
      *If an Asteroid strike occurs, We as a Species are essentially fucked*

    • @misterskeleton_yt7854
      @misterskeleton_yt7854 3 года назад +1

      @@gappyspins we are like cockroaches
      Only drunk and high at the same time

    • @RED-my9hl
      @RED-my9hl 2 года назад

      Maybe because we are the only ones that are smart 😂

  • @heribertorivera6519
    @heribertorivera6519 Месяц назад +1

    You are one unbelievably funny 😂😂😂!!!
    "After the inevitable joke: I wouldn't sleep with you even if you were the last man on Earth ceased to be funny" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That's a good one buddy 😂😂😂👍

  • @FoundVegas.
    @FoundVegas. 5 месяцев назад

    So happy CF (Cystic Fibrosis) was mentioned in a video, I found that in a lot of science videos that its not mentioned! even though many people (Like myself) suffer from it!

  • @cstuart5638
    @cstuart5638 Год назад +599

    I absolutely love him speaking in such a factual and professional way and then saying "We, as a species are essentially...fucked." He starts off the sentence in such a professional and factual sounding way, I found that really funny.

    • @BeheadedKamikaze
      @BeheadedKamikaze Год назад +5

      It's funny 'cause it's true. But that actually makes it kinda scary too...

    • @peterkotara
      @peterkotara Год назад +10

      Nobody does it quite like the British.

    • @kienvu4690
      @kienvu4690 Год назад +1

      I heard focked ?!

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv Год назад +3

      He also called us inbred, lol.

    • @blixxy1320
      @blixxy1320 10 месяцев назад

      something tells me he started the sentence off in a professional and factual sounding way

  • @ThanosDestroyeryearsago
    @ThanosDestroyeryearsago 3 года назад +560

    The fact that the most number of children a couple had was 69 is hilarious.

  • @AlphaRaine
    @AlphaRaine Год назад

    the ending statement before “thanks for watching” 😂

  • @UmActuallyNerd
    @UmActuallyNerd 9 месяцев назад +1

    Did I just watch an 18min video just to be called inbred 💀

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 3 года назад +452

    This might be a little immature, however when he said the record was 69, I was truly hoping for a *_"Nice"_* .

    • @richardmorgan3665
      @richardmorgan3665 3 года назад +1

      I know I said it

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 3 года назад +1

      @@richardmorgan3665 same here lol

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 3 года назад +6

      Everybody said it, perhaps not aloud, but everybody said it

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 3 года назад

      as a jojo fan i will grant your wish. NIICE!!!

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 3 года назад

      @@mithmoonwalker granting wishes in JoJo didn't work out well for Polnareff lol. What's the catch here mate?

  • @vgernyc
    @vgernyc 3 года назад +639

    "My family tree is shaped like a doughnut."

    • @19ars92
      @19ars92 3 года назад +16

      let me guess, youre an american

    • @JoJo_727
      @JoJo_727 3 года назад +6

      The Child O-Onii-Chan Baka

    • @lukasksjn9113
      @lukasksjn9113 3 года назад +2

      Family donut

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +17

      The Child HAH its funny that you think America is where the most inbreeding is because of the memes
      Let me tell you about a certain island...

    • @alfieeogrady9465
      @alfieeogrady9465 3 года назад +16

      Sweet home Alabama

  • @animalbird9436
    @animalbird9436 9 месяцев назад +1

    gr8 content as usual..i dont know what has the most movement your hands or ye eyebrows🤣only jking .love your channel😍😄😄

  • @Hippiechick11
    @Hippiechick11 7 месяцев назад

    I am very, very distantly related to the Hapsbergs. And strangely, I have jaw problems. Not a huge long jaw, but joint problems.

  • @quokka_11
    @quokka_11 Год назад +526

    "It's all going to end in tears and atrophied testicles" is my new go-to phrase when things don't look good.

    • @emmanuelle678
      @emmanuelle678 Год назад +2

      Lol

    • @mlokole254
      @mlokole254 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @robertstuart1043
      @robertstuart1043 Год назад +4

      Stop microwaving in plastic then!

    • @margaretlouise6200
      @margaretlouise6200 Год назад

      Why is it always testicles that get the credit or take the fall? The only active role for the lady parts is Pu$$y whipping. It's just not fair. And when I get to be a girl, I'm going to do something about it.

    • @ChelseaFootballClub1905
      @ChelseaFootballClub1905 5 месяцев назад

      Randy Marsh