Jazz Robots: How To Be A Jazz Trombonist (2011)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @The8BitBigBand
    @The8BitBigBand 3 года назад +71

    Ah man Jazz robots... I didn't realize how much I missed them... takes me back to a simpler time hahaha

  • @disasterpepper
    @disasterpepper 3 года назад +70

    "it's a mix of jazz and funk. it's called... Junk"

  • @peterg.mainetti9871
    @peterg.mainetti9871 3 года назад +92

    "If you can improvise slowly, then you can improvise quickly"
    -Jazzy Ling Ling

  • @DavePollack
    @DavePollack 3 года назад +19

    I could watch nothing but jazz robot videos the rest of my life and I’d be perfectly happy

  • @AimeeNolte
    @AimeeNolte 3 года назад +71

    You know I can get behind any mom joke 👌🏽

    • @chromaticswing9199
      @chromaticswing9199 3 года назад +7

      Aimee, I’m always suprised to see you watching these videos cause you give those cool mom vibes and this shit is made for young jazz crackheads lmao

    • @AimeeNolte
      @AimeeNolte 3 года назад +6

      @@chromaticswing9199 Simon is my good friend. I’ll watch all of his videos forever. :)

    • @SimonFransman
      @SimonFransman  3 года назад +4

      @@AimeeNolte

    • @SimonFransman
      @SimonFransman  3 года назад +25

      @@chromaticswing9199 Actually, my intended target demographic are moms between the age of 25 - 76

  • @tfofurn
    @tfofurn 3 года назад +35

    "How was my set?"
    "404 Jazz Not Found"

  • @trolltroll4557
    @trolltroll4557 3 года назад +19

    All tromboners have these 2 robots inside them
    This is what your brain looks like on trombone improv

  • @pez4
    @pez4 3 года назад +87

    when you play bass and get to the end of the video 💀💀

  • @zakmartel3022
    @zakmartel3022 3 года назад +13

    Oh man, I love these robots

  • @garyhoffman1
    @garyhoffman1 3 года назад +42

    What’s the definition of a minor 2nd?
    Two trombone players playing unison.
    Funky slow or double time fast. It doesn’t matter.
    (I’m just joking that I’m joking.)

  • @TiagoLageira
    @TiagoLageira 3 года назад +40

    Someone send this to Netflix ASAP

  • @noahtaylor6374
    @noahtaylor6374 3 года назад +1

    I cannot express how spot on this video is

  • @TheAsdsdswww
    @TheAsdsdswww 3 года назад +3

    You're so good at telling stories... I'm amazed I only now realized that

  • @georgerussell2947
    @georgerussell2947 3 года назад +21

    red robot is based

  • @coldmateuscold
    @coldmateuscold 3 года назад +6

    The key phrase here is "if you dont play super fast then you are a loser"

  • @flare2000x
    @flare2000x 3 года назад +4

    Someone's been watching that one transcription channel judging by the names that got dropped in this vid!

  • @vittoriaaresta9764
    @vittoriaaresta9764 2 года назад

    Ok take this video and apply it for every mf instrument and you get the 2022 jazz scene

  • @welp5120
    @welp5120 3 года назад +2

    This video hits so differently

  • @contrabasedtim
    @contrabasedtim 3 года назад +3

    Bass trombonists be like: time to blast pedal tones with the worst fucking intonation you've ever heard!

  • @topkarat
    @topkarat 8 месяцев назад

    Yeah man

  • @shiningarmor2838
    @shiningarmor2838 2 года назад +1

    Man, I thought everyone had forgotten about these little robot dudes

  • @mute_cebu_
    @mute_cebu_ 3 года назад

    xtranormal throws me back DEEP

  • @cellokid5104
    @cellokid5104 3 года назад

    The last line had me on the floor

  • @jazz_bass_lick
    @jazz_bass_lick Год назад

    As a jive ass motherfucking double bass player, I feel called out.

  • @racehoglund7251
    @racehoglund7251 3 года назад +1

    THEY’RE BACK

  • @hotdogskid
    @hotdogskid 3 года назад +1

    Thank god most of the stuff i like is super slow cause i couldnt imagine having to practice every hour of the day to play what sounds good to me

  • @scottrushforth
    @scottrushforth 3 года назад +1

    Is this the sequel to Robots (2005)

  • @joegarlandjohnston
    @joegarlandjohnston 3 года назад +1

    genius

  • @MarkedForJazz
    @MarkedForJazz 3 года назад

    Speaking of jazz trombone, what horn models would ya recommend for someone going to music college? And any mouthpiece recommendations would also be appreciated.

    • @SimonFransman
      @SimonFransman  3 года назад +1

      Id say that the Yamaha YSL-897Z is a pretty good allround horn for both combo and big band stuff. If you can get your hands on a good King 2B/3B or Conn 6H then you're all set as well. I play on a Kanstul 1606. It all comes down to your own sound concept of course but if you want to be well rounded you need a horn to both blend in a section and stand out as a lead.
      Can't really recommend a mouthpiece without knowing how you play but soundwise I wouldn't recommend anything too big. I play on a Vincent Bach 7C.

    • @MarkedForJazz
      @MarkedForJazz 3 года назад

      @@SimonFransman thanks so much, man!

  • @keeyust2457
    @keeyust2457 3 года назад

    Nothing but facts

  • @sengroagers1111
    @sengroagers1111 3 года назад

    damn i miss videos like this. shoutout to captain broccoli

  • @supersawheather
    @supersawheather 3 года назад +1

    Wait didn’t I watch this movie when I was a little kid

  • @lordprivateer4965
    @lordprivateer4965 3 года назад

    This hits home really hard. Can't play fast for shit.

  • @iop223
    @iop223 3 года назад

    xtranormal is epic

  • @thevoidanswerswithjazz2215
    @thevoidanswerswithjazz2215 3 года назад

    Literally mee😫aaa

  • @thedondeluxe6941
    @thedondeluxe6941 3 года назад

    What it is, hepcats.

  • @joeyouyang
    @joeyouyang 3 года назад

    Hip cats

  • @lxxwj
    @lxxwj 3 года назад +1

    wait were these made by simon fransman???

  • @brloonbeats
    @brloonbeats 3 года назад +1

    this goes hard

  • @StereoTyp0
    @StereoTyp0 3 года назад

    Play your 'bone super fast till you spew jazz everywhere.

  • @Matt07373
    @Matt07373 2 года назад

    I was enjoying the video, up until that last line. What the hell Simon?! Why attack the double bassist….I have a bone to pick with you 😝

  • @SuperHorseSense
    @SuperHorseSense 3 года назад

    Why do these voices sound better than your "deep fake" voices

  • @TwoHumans
    @TwoHumans 3 года назад

    ok

  • @nauticaiskindacool
    @nauticaiskindacool 3 года назад

    Ok then…

  • @ottodude555
    @ottodude555 3 года назад +2

    I don't know who I agree with...

  • @liamcashin2924
    @liamcashin2924 3 года назад +1

    hey keep the bass players out of this! haha

  • @Unfortunately456
    @Unfortunately456 3 года назад

    Truly uncomfortable

  • @ottogibbs
    @ottogibbs 3 года назад +1

    First lol haha