Insane Morning Routine

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024

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  • @mastermoo3506
    @mastermoo3506 11 месяцев назад +8350

    Being this obsessed with efficiency and health while getting 4 or 5 hours of sleep is actually fucking insane bros brain is MELTING

    • @Trisaaru
      @Trisaaru 11 месяцев назад +353

      That mind palace ain't gonna be explored by itself, brokie.

    • @thegoldenbowlofmemes
      @thegoldenbowlofmemes 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Trisaaru haha. "mind palace" Well if you consistently get insufficient sleep then you have higher risks of heart disease, kidney disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, and strokes. So your little "mind palace" is going to be hard to explore if you're dead prematurely. Also there's plenty of time during the day to be highly productive without living on 4 hours of sleep a night. Also you sound like a nerd calling people brokies. You sound like the type of person that spends all your time being "productive" and yet has no idea how to enjoy life and have friends lol. But I'm assuming you were joking its just funny that there are actually people like that

    • @rodolfodoce
      @rodolfodoce 11 месяцев назад +262

      @@Trisaaru that mind palace is going to crumble so fast, just like the double speed my man listens to his audio books. why not enjoy the lifting and treadmill the exercise routine at normal hours?
      sleep is more important that meditation, maybe even more important that mind palaces. lol

    • @ASKSer79
      @ASKSer79 11 месяцев назад +166

      Running on a sleep deficit actually ages you, accelerating the speed at which cells die.

    • @custerr
      @custerr 11 месяцев назад +18

      Gooning

  • @lfforever7991
    @lfforever7991 11 месяцев назад +3391

    If he actually cared about not dying, starting by getting more than 4 hours of sleep is a very good idea. Not doing so will bring his fears way sooner.

    • @helila
      @helila 11 месяцев назад +167

      they'll forget about the fear of death when the severe sleep deprivation kickstarts the onset of alzheimer's

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 11 месяцев назад +17

      But. How else will I dedicate more hours of worrying about the inevitable. I want to [goes on to list everything you can possibly do in life, which temporally not possible] in about, well, maybe 70-ish years. Minus the 38 I wasted on a reasonably comfortable and mediocre life of health and happiness. Everyone should aspire to be a Gawd.

    • @coreyperdue1966
      @coreyperdue1966 11 месяцев назад +5

      I mean I'm definitely trying to peace out quicker so that's good advice

    • @TheEsotericProgrammer
      @TheEsotericProgrammer 11 месяцев назад +8

      Death is for the poor. You’re gonna just die? That’s some brokie shit

    • @showsister69
      @showsister69 11 месяцев назад +1

      But he would beat you unalive now and the next 60 years of his life. People keep saying this but this man is going to be so much further ahead of you physically for the rest of his life lmao I'm sorry you're delusional if you think otherwise

  • @megabrainwaves
    @megabrainwaves 11 месяцев назад +2322

    “at 4:20am i’m on the treadmill with my wife” sounds like he and his wife are simultaneously running on 1 shared treadmill😭

    • @dalyaa5774
      @dalyaa5774 11 месяцев назад +145

      Holding hands ofc

    • @rodolfodoce
      @rodolfodoce 11 месяцев назад +113

      the treadmill in the mind palace, they are building together

    • @uncorruptedninja2280
      @uncorruptedninja2280 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@dalyaa5774while aligning the pharmacy of the body to over-dopamine the mind

    • @ashleyesch8868
      @ashleyesch8868 11 месяцев назад +35

      his wife hates him

    • @Helga-fe5xl
      @Helga-fe5xl 11 месяцев назад +3

      Most definitely

  • @LordPerrin
    @LordPerrin 11 месяцев назад +5692

    This guy needs to sleep more and feel how much better he feels with more than 4 hours.

    • @goofgoobernicus
      @goofgoobernicus 11 месяцев назад +235

      fr like it's no secret that more sleep is more gooder

    • @seraphime33
      @seraphime33 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@goofgoobernicusmore gooder

    • @ron4tron
      @ron4tron 11 месяцев назад +286

      It's why I feel like a lot of this extreme morning routine bullshit is less about optimising a healthy day, and more about breaking yourself just to feel something, to force you into thinking of every single day as a battle for survival lol. Does it work? Maybe for some rich people, but goddamn would you feel like shit

    • @raphaelgordh8251
      @raphaelgordh8251 11 месяцев назад +102

      Yeah getting less than 7 hours of sleep is pretty horrible for your system, and it’s impossible to regain lost sleep, you can’t “catch up” on it. These dudes are hella sleep deprived and unhealthy

    • @xKrypto98x
      @xKrypto98x 11 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@raphaelgordh8251lmao i think you got that backwards. You can't stock up on sleep but you can definitely sleep more to recover

  • @MemeSupreme69
    @MemeSupreme69 11 месяцев назад +1227

    The irony is that sleeping less than 6 hours a day increases your risk of heart attack or stroke. That first guy is gonna croak in his fifties cause he was trying to live forever.

    • @casmar2042
      @casmar2042 11 месяцев назад +61

      Sleeping 4,5h to then immediately listen to a 2x podcast while the sun isn't even up? Guy's frying his brain, chronic back pain in 2 years and Alzheimer's in 5.

    • @krayy_owo
      @krayy_owo 11 месяцев назад +31

      Not only that, but also early Parkinsons/dementia!! Homie is gonna lose his memory before he makes it to old age

    • @Daro-qe6qs
      @Daro-qe6qs 11 месяцев назад +23

      and if he's on roids (i'm almost sure he is) boy is doubling up all those chances by the minute lmao

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 11 месяцев назад +21

      Pretty much all of the diseases and general health problems associated with ageing are speed up when you don't get enough sleep. Lack of sleep literally speeds up the ageing process.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 11 месяцев назад +6

      Funny fact too much resistance excersizes and anabolic stereoids does that too.

  • @TheHacka2000
    @TheHacka2000 11 месяцев назад +1188

    I refuse to believe that this man actually does this every morning. Live stream a full day or it didn't happen.

    • @b.r.v.8609
      @b.r.v.8609 11 месяцев назад +58

      Agreed, no way it’s a regular thing if it happens at all

    • @dattarsandhar6270
      @dattarsandhar6270 11 месяцев назад +102

      every couple hours he goes off camera and comes back fully energized and bloodshot

    • @slippys.3599
      @slippys.3599 11 месяцев назад +30

      make it a month stream. 😂

    • @J.R.Swish1
      @J.R.Swish1 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@dattarsandhar6270Also with extremely dilated pupils

    • @Alexandra-wp2qo
      @Alexandra-wp2qo 11 месяцев назад +8

      you want him to stream his time with his wife? :))

  • @goofgoobernicus
    @goofgoobernicus 11 месяцев назад +1390

    Noel is shifting out of the "cool guy" look and into "cool uncle"

    • @kote1287
      @kote1287 11 месяцев назад +47

      Tio

    • @Bandomemphis
      @Bandomemphis 11 месяцев назад +12

      how? hes just wearing a hoodie

    • @feliciaott4408
      @feliciaott4408 11 месяцев назад +29

      He's aging like fine wine

    • @notavailabletilltomorrow
      @notavailabletilltomorrow 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@Bandomemphisbecause it’s almost uncle time! The baby arrives soon. It’s less about the way he actually looks and more of a joke that Kelsey’s baby will be here soon and Noel is gonna be like an uncle :)

    • @crasskas
      @crasskas 11 месяцев назад +11

      in his tío era

  • @JustMe-ql9li
    @JustMe-ql9li 11 месяцев назад +144

    Having met someone that actually lives like that, I genuinely believe its the outcome of going insane. These individuals are driven by the anxiety of npt doing enough, and nothing will ever be enough for them because as soon as you get done with one thing theres already time for the next thing. Its very exhausting to be around someone like that

  • @DRay23322
    @DRay23322 11 месяцев назад +365

    yo this was so good. The critique about these people being afraid to die is spot on

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 11 месяцев назад +9

      Idk tho, half of them seem to be on roids which is known to shorten lifespan. Maybe thats whats causing them to worry tbf.

  • @Creepin_Jesus
    @Creepin_Jesus 11 месяцев назад +662

    Bro will never experience the pleasure of waking up at 12:30pm, smoking a joint and maybe getting breakfast finished by 3pm

    • @benfrese3573
      @benfrese3573 11 месяцев назад +11

      that sounds stressful - 2.5h for smoking & breakfast

    • @asaantoine9485
      @asaantoine9485 11 месяцев назад +43

      let's go with waking up at 10 on a saturday

    • @matthewflach4539
      @matthewflach4539 11 месяцев назад

      @@benfrese3573sounds like you’re a nerd

    • @Gpavv
      @Gpavv 11 месяцев назад +33

      I’d bet ten bucks ur depressed and or have anxiety

    • @Creepin_Jesus
      @Creepin_Jesus 11 месяцев назад +23

      @@Gpavv oof, bad news, you owe me a tenner bud

  • @huhhwuhh
    @huhhwuhh 11 месяцев назад +509

    bro sleeping for 4 hours 5 days a week and trying to get up to exercise for 2-3 hrs… there’s no way this man doesn’t want to end it all

  • @sokay.
    @sokay. 11 месяцев назад +5713

    Now that's cringe.

    • @jacksmart_
      @jacksmart_ 11 месяцев назад +13

      🕳️

    • @kaleighcoutermarsh4922
      @kaleighcoutermarsh4922 11 месяцев назад +15

      Omg that's my favorite Noel moment... When he's the joker talking about Nolan, right? 😂😂

    • @LooneyTunesBackInActionWasGood
      @LooneyTunesBackInActionWasGood 11 месяцев назад +135

      This dude is nowhere near as epic as Dre Drexler

    • @maxonbardo
      @maxonbardo 11 месяцев назад +9

      Somebody had to say it

    • @iheartlreoy8134
      @iheartlreoy8134 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@kaleighcoutermarsh4922now , let me tell you why that’s cringe

  • @JuanTonSoupXP
    @JuanTonSoupXP 11 месяцев назад +42

    Dre Drexler would quake at the sight of this routine

    • @enraikow6109
      @enraikow6109 4 месяца назад +6

      dre drexler walked so this guy could run on a treadmill with his wife at 4.20 AM

  • @DeeGlassGhosts
    @DeeGlassGhosts 11 месяцев назад +1081

    Imagine fitting your family social time and love for them into timed moments of the day instead of just being normal and living your life without having to always meet such a strict self-implemented schedule. I feel bad for the kids and wife, it can't be fun having to live life by such restrictions.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 11 месяцев назад +272

      His kids have to ask him to schedule a meet-and-greet to talk to him

    • @DeeGlassGhosts
      @DeeGlassGhosts 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@cynister7384 LMAOOO

    • @goddamnitfrank5333
      @goddamnitfrank5333 11 месяцев назад +97

      Not now kids, daddy can't even look at you I'm lifting weights for 2 hours straight

    • @317NEETz
      @317NEETz 11 месяцев назад +52

      I’m confused why his wife is also up at 4 am lmao nobody gets to sleep at that house

    • @dawnriddler
      @dawnriddler 11 месяцев назад +4

      There's nothing wrong with that, it's actually better, because you get to do something every single day. Everything else he's doing is crazy.

  • @connoremery9521
    @connoremery9521 11 месяцев назад +746

    Listening to a book at double speed at 4 AM is insane enough on its own, like imagine waking up before the sun rises to Ben Shapiro giving a lecture about Business Efficiency Management or whatever the fuck. I'd have to live in a single-storey house because otherwise I'm defenestrating myself on day 1.

    • @Brandon_Brando
      @Brandon_Brando 11 месяцев назад +15

      Bro I know he makes it sound like its second one into the day to fuck that

    • @ragoonsgg589
      @ragoonsgg589 11 месяцев назад

      Such a waste of time. Man could just have chat gpt summarize the library and then listen to those at double speed. If you're reading less than 300 books a year you might as well accept the fact that you've betrayed your country, failed your children, and surrendered your mind palace to the Taliban.

    • @thprodctions
      @thprodctions 11 месяцев назад +9

      And you only got 4 hours of sleep lol

    • @patdotdoc5700
      @patdotdoc5700 11 месяцев назад +22

      Good use of defenestration

    • @lemurienconstricteur1745
      @lemurienconstricteur1745 11 месяцев назад

      LMFAAOOOOOO

  • @stuomas6857
    @stuomas6857 11 месяцев назад +70

    My morning routine is that I wake up (optional) around 5am, 30 mins before I have to leave to work.

  • @Helga-fe5xl
    @Helga-fe5xl 11 месяцев назад +153

    You can't "over dopamine" your mind because it's limited by how many receptors you have... maybe a beginners book on neurology would be worth adding to the 4am reading list 😂

    • @Jmoneysmoothboy
      @Jmoneysmoothboy 11 месяцев назад +26

      You might be limited by something as trivial as the nature of reality because you're a weak woman. A true sigma man spends an hour before he wakes up manifesting reality so that he has plenty of extra receptors. Before I mastered manifesting reality on my 3rd try I was also limited to a normal humans level of dopamine but I am more now.

    • @Helga-fe5xl
      @Helga-fe5xl 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@Jmoneysmoothboy ah that's great 👍 so proud of you

    • @Jmoneysmoothboy
      @Jmoneysmoothboy 11 месяцев назад

      @@Helga-fe5xl if you're so proud of me you should marry me and have 3 children while we "get back on our feet" at your parents place for 11 years because I'm too busy "messing around" with my invention to get a "real job"

    • @johnjohnson1514
      @johnjohnson1514 11 месяцев назад

      Your neurons can up-regulate the amount of receptors they have tho

    • @canesugar911
      @canesugar911 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@johnjohnson1514by what amount?

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV 11 месяцев назад +317

    I think the worst part is that the "Tibetan licking stone" doesn't even sound fake to me

  • @themydlman8209
    @themydlman8209 11 месяцев назад +60

    “He’s Docotor Strange”. Laughed out loud, nearly dropped my bowl of food. That delivery was perfect

  • @jordanjohnson3043
    @jordanjohnson3043 11 месяцев назад +175

    These are the guys that make Patrick Bateman their religion.

  • @hanji_08_stay51
    @hanji_08_stay51 11 месяцев назад +277

    A video by cody AND noel today, now that’s what I need after a shitty day 😌

    • @theironskeleton944
      @theironskeleton944 11 месяцев назад +47

      It's cuz you forgot to read a book at 2x speed can't skip it

    • @worhtog
      @worhtog 11 месяцев назад +2

      It’s noon damn

    • @snuffspoon
      @snuffspoon 11 месяцев назад

      @@worhtog😂😂😂😂

    • @marychrist5396
      @marychrist5396 11 месяцев назад

      i’m sorry ur day was shitty. i hope the next day was better

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@worhtog american learns timezones exist (colorized 2023)

  • @Shmyrk
    @Shmyrk 11 месяцев назад +8

    *ALIGNING THE PHARMACY OF THE BODY TO OVER-DOPAMINE THE MIND IS WILD*

  • @jotaro_kujo488
    @jotaro_kujo488 11 месяцев назад +171

    -Dad can we please have breakfast now ? We need to be at school by 9...
    -What a loser, watch me meditate on a treadmil with your mama lmaaaao

    • @mgm105
      @mgm105 11 месяцев назад +33

      Imagine being a child growing up and having to depend on another being for anything. Jeez these kids have it too easy nowadays. As a millionaire at 19, I’ve been waking up before my parents since I was 4 years old. I’ve been working graveshift and attending school simultaneously since I could walk.

    • @liannamkoyan9893
      @liannamkoyan9893 11 месяцев назад

      @@mgm105AmAzInG

  • @Faunaviolet
    @Faunaviolet 11 месяцев назад +87

    Not Noel shitting on people with ice baths when Cody Ko has one 😂

    • @meg9579
      @meg9579 11 месяцев назад +38

      He missed the opportunity to use a clip of Cody in the cold plunge, that would have been so good

    • @excuseme2770
      @excuseme2770 11 месяцев назад +10

      Tbf he’s DEFINITELY shit on Cody for having one

  • @ADSImagens
    @ADSImagens 11 месяцев назад +423

    First rule of talking about routine, work, working out, studying or any advice in human history: never listen to someone on roids.

    • @pizzacarl6955
      @pizzacarl6955 11 месяцев назад +2

      What about mpmd

    • @Deftthekidd
      @Deftthekidd 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@pizzacarl6955i don’t think they knows who he is

    • @vapor5167
      @vapor5167 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@pizzacarl6955legend

    • @rodrigofriend5759
      @rodrigofriend5759 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@pizzacarl6955Noel is/was obsessed with him, I think most people watching would at least have some idea of who Derek is

    • @ADSImagens
      @ADSImagens 11 месяцев назад

      @@pizzacarl6955 Don't listen to nobody that cut corners and wants to give advices.

  • @rozze1186
    @rozze1186 11 месяцев назад +26

    no matter witch morning routine i did when i was into self improvement shit, nothing makes you feel better like 1 hour of extra sleep

  • @kaleighcoutermarsh4922
    @kaleighcoutermarsh4922 11 месяцев назад +41

    Noel's eyes are always beautiful, but DAMN they look so gorgeous in this video!

    • @deeriggs3319
      @deeriggs3319 11 месяцев назад

      It’s the back ground I think.. his colors match his colors perfectly ❤

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa 9 месяцев назад +1

      Very!! 😊

  • @prestonnorris2028
    @prestonnorris2028 11 месяцев назад +70

    As someone who has been watching Noel and Cody for the last 4 years and who also knows Kris Krohn (the subject of the video) personally... I have been waiting for this day for so long. I remember hoping they would do a thats cringe on him years ago LMAO

    • @schroedericeman7200
      @schroedericeman7200 11 месяцев назад +11

      Bro is one of the worst Snake Oil salesman on the internet

    • @jamisynsmith
      @jamisynsmith 8 месяцев назад +2

      I used to work on his corporate team and let me tell you… it’s worse when you know him

  • @anonymixx8106
    @anonymixx8106 11 месяцев назад +69

    As someone with chronic illness, the thought of doing all of this while also getting 4 hours of sleep? I would be in the hospital 😂

  • @aaahhhhmyleg
    @aaahhhhmyleg 11 месяцев назад +10

    Props to whoever did the lighting on this video bc it brings out Noel’s eyes so nicely. They’re so pretty, bro.

  • @sophiaisabelle01
    @sophiaisabelle01 11 месяцев назад +181

    Noel sure seems to be having a good day ahead of himself. There's simply no other reason why he couldn't just be himself and constantly put up smiles on our faces.

  • @allison_rae
    @allison_rae 11 месяцев назад +119

    As a perfectionist this doesn’t feel like a health routine but a perfectionist routine. Dudes getting no sleep and just feels the need to do something all the time in order to feel worthy.

    • @DrrGHp98
      @DrrGHp98 11 месяцев назад

      As A pErFeCtIoNiSt 🤡

    • @hysterical-queer
      @hysterical-queer 11 месяцев назад +11

      Yes! It's giving anxiety and a need to control everything externally because they can't be alone with their thoughts.

    • @swoldier7308
      @swoldier7308 11 месяцев назад +4

      how are you actually naive enough to believe he does any of this lol

  • @FormedFish
    @FormedFish 11 месяцев назад +50

    Sleep deprivation kills...... this guy is insane.

  • @awesomefacematt
    @awesomefacematt 11 месяцев назад +22

    ‘I brush my teeth with double the toothpaste then drink a cold glass of water’ is so funny

  • @joshkw2328
    @joshkw2328 11 месяцев назад +197

    I think Noel and the tiny meat crew needs to do their own morning routine video

  • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
    @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 11 месяцев назад +14

    I always find it funny these guys make a point of what time they wake up. It's like yeah there's plenty of us grunt workers that get up at silly o clock as well. Come 9am we'll be in a cafe though having a full English and looking at the pictures in the Sun.

  • @kaspershaupt
    @kaspershaupt 11 месяцев назад +31

    When does he poop? There are no time allocated to pooping can't have that

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 11 месяцев назад +12

    I can barely make AND finish a cup of coffee in 20 minutes.

  • @MrJartsgamer
    @MrJartsgamer 11 месяцев назад +47

    I think this shit is as old as the stock market. I mean American Psycho (the Book) was released in '91, and it satirizes exactly this type of shit. And the craziest part is, reality has gone far beyond anything Patrick Bateman ever did.

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy 11 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah like the way he talks about it, it's hard to imagine how much he actually values any of the things he listed because it sounds like it's in the name of being efficient

  • @ZachsButterRealm
    @ZachsButterRealm 11 месяцев назад +49

    At least he's not drinking camu powder

    • @slamdoodle
      @slamdoodle 11 месяцев назад

      bro u just started watching the video hasnt even finished yet

    • @ZachsButterRealm
      @ZachsButterRealm 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@slamdoodleI'm on my 2nd watch of it already

    • @emilkane5613
      @emilkane5613 11 месяцев назад +21

      @@slamdoodle he watched it at double the speed

    • @mnqobidlamini1507
      @mnqobidlamini1507 11 месяцев назад +1

      You are well cultured my friend

    • @chloemarietoft
      @chloemarietoft 11 месяцев назад

      “Cum powder dude?!”

  • @radtanzed
    @radtanzed 11 месяцев назад +21

    right as i’m eating my hot pocket i’ve been blessed by the noel gods

  • @AnimeBallsDeep
    @AnimeBallsDeep 11 месяцев назад +105

    This was way too funny 😂😂

    • @barkinozdemir1790
      @barkinozdemir1790 11 месяцев назад +2

      hahahaha good taste in content your vids are amazing keep on

  • @madhatt3r93
    @madhatt3r93 11 месяцев назад +34

    LIFE LESSONS WITH KIDS AT BREAKFAST?! God if my parents tried to give me a seminar on some cheap bullshit when I'm eating BREAKFAST BEFORE 9 AM I think that I'd hate them so much

  • @DjDryra
    @DjDryra 11 месяцев назад +33

    2 minutes into the video and I'm already laughing my ass off. The cat in the hat had me 💀

  • @sweatmeats246
    @sweatmeats246 11 месяцев назад +7

    “they’re down in the earth with the rest of us” was so inspirational to me

  • @rockofshame
    @rockofshame 11 месяцев назад +2

    Watching this before sunrise as I am half asleep getting for work… guess I’ll try looking for my pharmacy?

  • @connorm1817
    @connorm1817 11 месяцев назад +59

    How many years until these dudes start telling us that they sleep 0-1 hours a night 😅

  • @Bruin_ffs
    @Bruin_ffs 11 месяцев назад +4

    That vid you and Cody did on that dr Dre guy’s morning routine was one of my favourites as a teen. Seeing this is like a warm nostalgia trip

  • @vampirebot3265
    @vampirebot3265 11 месяцев назад +8

    Funniest thing about all these morning routines is really the part where they never ever have a job... like most people will be waking up before seven to GO TO WORK

  • @rayunicorns5613
    @rayunicorns5613 11 месяцев назад +33

    Noel you could always borrow Cody's cold plunge.

  • @SpacieKid
    @SpacieKid 11 месяцев назад +37

    these new morning routine guys are the epitome of main character syndrome.

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 11 месяцев назад +4

      I actually respect the people who get up at 6-6:30am to run, do skincare, shower, eat properly, and briefly meditate to leave home by 8, because at least that stuff is known to improve life. If you're referring to the people getting up at 4am to enter their mind palace I definitely agree.

    • @queball685
      @queball685 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@nathangaspacio6128this "mind palace" stuff just sounds like another form of meditation. I don't really get the logic. 6am and a brief meditation is fine, but 4am and a longer and different style of meditation that i know nothing about is wrong? What about 5am and 20 minutes of vipassana meditation? Is that right or wrong?

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@queball685 I think calling it a mind palace and saying it overloads your brain with dopamine is a little nuts. I respect people who get up at 6am and do brief meditation because it is helpful and takes discipline, I dont respect people who get up at 4am and enter a mind palace. It isn't that I wouldn't respect them at all, but I wouldn't afford them respect just because they do this.
      Everyone is entitled to live their own life but unless they start work at like 7am I'm not impressed by people getting up 5 hours before work, especially if they go to bed at midnight.
      If they're going to the gym for 2 hours before work I could understand someone getting up at 5am as long as they get proper sleep. I don't know what vipassana meditation is but it doesn't sounds like any other normal form of meditation and 20 minutes is what I would consider a standardly long, but not extreme, time for a morning meditation.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 11 месяцев назад +66

    "you roll over, look at your phone" Noel describes us so well I believe he lives inside our walls and knows all of our secrets

    • @conifer27
      @conifer27 11 месяцев назад +1

      Wow very original comment, bet you've never used this one before

    • @canesugar911
      @canesugar911 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@conifer27heal

  • @wouldy6858
    @wouldy6858 11 месяцев назад +2

    “Checking in with the overlord” killed me

  • @TreversYouTubeChannel
    @TreversYouTubeChannel 11 месяцев назад +75

    Even after standing on everything he said, Noel failed to break 6’ 😢

    • @succhiami
      @succhiami 11 месяцев назад

      and you've still failed to be humorous 😢

    • @dead_vibes
      @dead_vibes 11 месяцев назад +1

      You leave that little guy alone!

  • @Dhdjdskdk
    @Dhdjdskdk 11 месяцев назад +17

    My masters dissertation was essentially taking the piss out of these people and ‘health influencers’ that scream at ppl for what oils they consume because they’re so afraid of death 😂

  • @samianderson2950
    @samianderson2950 11 месяцев назад +6

    “he must be afraid of dying” ive always thought that too like he’s really trying to get the most out of every day on this planet

  • @parkerbradshaw5968
    @parkerbradshaw5968 11 месяцев назад +3

    5 in the morning is when I wake up from my panic attacks in a cold sweat

  • @okayokayokay111
    @okayokayokay111 11 месяцев назад +34

    i feel like it usually takes me so long to go into my mind palace idk how this guy does it so quick!

    • @Daro-qe6qs
      @Daro-qe6qs 11 месяцев назад +6

      it's Adderall magic ✨

  • @LM-gm9yo
    @LM-gm9yo 11 месяцев назад +14

    1 second in and I can just tell bro in the blue t-shirt is tired AS HELL 💀Give that man some melatonin and he sleeps for 37 hours straight

  • @MrBabyBitch666
    @MrBabyBitch666 11 месяцев назад +4

    It's simple, I wake up at 4:00am and by 4:20am I have already listened to 40 minutes of a book.
    Of course I retain absolutely none of it because I am so exhausted but damned if I'm not hearing words

  • @GoopyMcGooperson
    @GoopyMcGooperson 11 месяцев назад +5

    Noel and Cody both dropping a video on the same day makes for the start of a fantastic evening! Cheers

  • @austinshea4508
    @austinshea4508 11 месяцев назад +8

    As an electrician, I've always found the "wake up at the crack of dawn" pretty funny. There's been more times than I care to admit that I have had to wake up at 4am on a consistent basis

    • @seenitalready
      @seenitalready 11 месяцев назад +6

      Bro and you’re not a multi millionaire ?? Smh you need quadruple speed audio books asap

  • @jeromeb7973
    @jeromeb7973 11 месяцев назад +7

    For normal people this is his daily routine explained:
    He gets up at 4am after sleeping 5 hours without feeling sleep deprived at all, He is then fully awake to listen to a book at double speed just so he can brag about how many books he's read but probably doesn't remember 95% of what he read because is 4am, and he only had 5 hours of sleep, and the books at double speed.
    His wife is then on the treadmill with him at 4.20am but the real question is does she have a say in the matter....?
    They then sit down and meditate and "align the pharmacy of their mind" for an hour, which basically means they sit on the floor and say nothing for an hour with yoga music in the background. Probably repeating self affirmations like " I is good, Is kind, I is important," or "the force is strong with this one" as examples.
    He then spends an hour with his kids giving life lessons where the kids probably roll their eyes and cant wait to go to school so they can have some peace.
    He then spends the remainder of the day at the fortress of solitude training against Pikachu so he can become a better entrepreneur in selling Cap.
    I thinks thats what he said anyway
    🤷‍♂

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac 11 месяцев назад +5

    4-5 hours of sleep counter acts every single thing that nit wit does. 💀😂

  • @honeyedwinds
    @honeyedwinds 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wow your humor is great 😂🙌🏽

  • @gabriellethomas3875
    @gabriellethomas3875 11 месяцев назад +5

    We need to see you do this morning routine

  • @Kermodo
    @Kermodo 11 месяцев назад +3

    I like to get up early to enjoy my coffee and the quiet before the day starts. Sometimes i journal. That's my morning routine.

  • @theawesomeman2316
    @theawesomeman2316 11 месяцев назад +16

    I swear these morning routine video's are a psyop to keep middle/poor people from ever wanting to become rich.

    • @swumbles
      @swumbles 11 месяцев назад

      brilliant take, this sounds like torture to me

  • @evelynmaef
    @evelynmaef 10 месяцев назад +2

    this guy gets up at the same time i go to sleep. guess im doing it backwards

  • @sav-222
    @sav-222 11 месяцев назад +3

    Noel always uploads at the best times i’ve been waiting for this

  • @mindyidk
    @mindyidk 11 месяцев назад +2

    thank u nold

  • @soggymeatloaph
    @soggymeatloaph 11 месяцев назад +5

    Maybe it wasn’t the morning routine that was important but the friends we made along the way

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 11 месяцев назад +1

    Noel's sarcasm is fking searing😁😁

  • @ciuta3529
    @ciuta3529 11 месяцев назад +3

    this dude wakes up and immediately goes hamster mode

    • @thewholecircus2792
      @thewholecircus2792 11 месяцев назад

      The "treadmill" is just a giant hamster wheel lol

  • @pinkyblushbottom1897
    @pinkyblushbottom1897 11 месяцев назад +1

    great video to roll a j to before doing a whole lot of nothin. keep your grindset boys im living my truth

  • @morgancrosby4190
    @morgancrosby4190 11 месяцев назад +9

    I love to think that he goes to sleep at 11pm, so he’s got a crazy morning routine, but he doom scrolls for hours at night.

  • @pikeiofpoop
    @pikeiofpoop 11 месяцев назад

    noel i need ur morning routine 🙏🏻

  • @DrRamnac
    @DrRamnac 11 месяцев назад +3

    He could get through more of that book if he listened to it while he did his treamil and weights, He could even listen to it on normal speed.

  • @reza310
    @reza310 11 месяцев назад +1

    I wake up at 4 too but don’t recommend it to others !
    But here is my rutine if you are curious .
    I am a phd student . I am in the lab and university from 6:30 am to 6 pm . After i get home i don’t have the energy to study or think about work anymore so i cook dinners and meal prep for the next day , shower , house chores and i sleep at around 8:30 - 9:30pm
    Wake up at 4:00 am
    4:00-4-30 break fast( always two eggs ) and some streching
    4:30-6:00 study or read papers
    6:00-6:30 on my way to uni

  • @CarCompilationChannel93
    @CarCompilationChannel93 11 месяцев назад +11

    This guy's morning routine is nowhere near as legendary as Dre Drexler's

  • @payton5878
    @payton5878 11 месяцев назад +1

    Noel shading the cold plunge when Cody posts about his on Cody Trains 😂

  • @LiquidSwords007
    @LiquidSwords007 11 месяцев назад +6

    Me describing my morning routine in college to my parents:

  • @camdenewing7501
    @camdenewing7501 11 месяцев назад +3

    If my destiny is made before 9am im gonna be 6ft under by tmrw 😭

  • @AshleyTommaso
    @AshleyTommaso 11 месяцев назад +3

    I dated a guy like that. He thought he was better than everyone bc he didn’t care if he went to a gas station that was .10c higher in gas than the one across the street. He made a point to go to expensive gas stations. Like busting u turns bc this quiktrip is .5c higher than the circle K across the street. He didn’t even break up with me. We went to San Diego together. He just sent me on my way and never responded.

  • @Slimshadybbyy
    @Slimshadybbyy 11 месяцев назад +1

    I find myself saying stfu to noel often 😂😂😂

  • @lao-ce8982
    @lao-ce8982 11 месяцев назад +20

    4-5 hours of sleep hahah. He can do all the bs if he doesn’t sleep enough lol.

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy 11 месяцев назад +2

      He also doesn't have a consistent sleep schedule - sleeping in on the weekend fucks up your sleep schedule more.

  • @jakebrill5990
    @jakebrill5990 11 месяцев назад +1

    “I know that he just spoke but…”. Lmao

  • @prodjoat1191
    @prodjoat1191 11 месяцев назад +3

    noel should make a morning routine video

  • @tinywhiskers30
    @tinywhiskers30 11 месяцев назад +1

    Listening to a book from 4 to 4:20? I spend like 30 mins trying remember I’m alive

  • @jingas5130
    @jingas5130 11 месяцев назад +4

    I search for the nearest Himalayan object and as i hold my salt lamp Noel continued with the satire and i understood that I am desperate for control of my life

  • @dynesaurus8264
    @dynesaurus8264 11 месяцев назад +2

    basically my average day too, except I listen to 2 books at double speed at the same time

  • @hannahbatista20
    @hannahbatista20 11 месяцев назад +3

    Noel seems so much happier lately……giggly even

  • @eyesjw6172
    @eyesjw6172 11 месяцев назад +2

    everytime I watch one of noel's vids I marvel at his impeccable hairline

  • @taenimin
    @taenimin 11 месяцев назад +5

    slay the day away king

  • @sydney5887
    @sydney5887 11 месяцев назад +1

    TRUUUST my mind also be over dopamined between 4:20-5am 💀💨

  • @maytasfr
    @maytasfr 11 месяцев назад +4

    Noel’s hairline is insanely good!

  • @jarredcox1738
    @jarredcox1738 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m convinced all he does is some crazy hallucinogens at 4am!

  • @Sempapax
    @Sempapax 11 месяцев назад +3

    As a medical student I also wake up before 5am… because I gotta go to a fckng morning report at 7am half asleep.
    Oh lmao and I love how the first guy just skipped morning hygiene.

  • @von8786
    @von8786 11 месяцев назад +1

    The editing is perfect on this one omg

  • @euankurdziel2479
    @euankurdziel2479 11 месяцев назад +6

    They probably make 'morning routine' and 'day in the life' videos to show the world that they deserve their wealth