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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Peepee4brain
    @Peepee4brain 2 года назад +3850

    I feel like if you’re afraid to have kids w him, but also don’t want to talk to him about it, you’re prolonging an inevitable breakup and wasting time

    • @abiomer415
      @abiomer415 2 года назад +139

      Definitely, and from experience you just want to avoid talking about it because you are afraid to lose them and you definitely know it won't work. Do the right thing and break up even if it hurts . It's better than wasting both of your time

    • @meganalfajora3991
      @meganalfajora3991 2 года назад +48

      Completely agree. It's a sign of incompatibility that most likely can't be changed

    • @poopsie117
      @poopsie117 2 года назад +15

      Just rip off the bandaid and have the conversation. If it don’t work out then its break up time if having kids is important to you.

    • @Peepee4brain
      @Peepee4brain 2 года назад +21

      @@abiomer415 absolutely!! I purposely get politics/kids/religion/finance questions out of the way in the first three dates so this never happens to me. It has worked magnificently

    • @Noise_floorxx
      @Noise_floorxx 2 года назад +1

      @@Peepee4brain oh you figured it out. Why havent we all thought of this?? Youre a genius. NOT. People change. You think the same thoughts and opinions someone has today, is going to be the same in 5 years? Life is not that simple

  • @xFlad
    @xFlad 2 года назад +5424

    What a kind man, giving honest and very useful advice for just 5$.

  • @remivallot3401
    @remivallot3401 2 года назад +11066

    if your afraid that a single conversation with your partner will end a 5 year relationship maybe u should find a new one

    • @00xyres
      @00xyres 2 года назад +344

      Right?? Like why do you disagree on having kids and parenting methods..

    • @reptarien
      @reptarien 2 года назад +521

      @@00xyres Feels like the sort of thing I'd hash out with my gfs in the first few months, not 5 years later 💀

    • @mcnoodles3010
      @mcnoodles3010 2 года назад +200

      @@reptarien right how have they not talked about this?

    • @reptarien
      @reptarien 2 года назад +121

      @@mcnoodles3010 probably among many other things they haven't talked about 😬

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot 2 года назад +4

      Exactly LMAO

  • @Peepee4brain
    @Peepee4brain 2 года назад +3369

    Loving that he knew his lil fans were mentally decrepit enough to start this series

    • @n.1028
      @n.1028 2 года назад

      u poetic mf using all them big words

    • @AprilBytheBay
      @AprilBytheBay 2 года назад +126

      Have you seen what people send to him on their own free will

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 2 года назад +62

      Sometimes I’m ashamed to be in this fandom tbh. It’s like a safe haven for undiagnosed sociopath edge lords lol

    • @mcnoodles3010
      @mcnoodles3010 2 года назад +77

      @@ElPresidenteMargz safe haven?!? He regularly mocks all the people who send him this shit bro. This is not a safe place. 😂

    • @musicbyxj
      @musicbyxj 2 года назад +7

      the stuff on stream was worse did i miss it but i don’t

  • @flvtk
    @flvtk 2 года назад +856

    "don't get into physical altercations, make them insecure." Has been my go to method of fighting

    • @aldowilliams4765
      @aldowilliams4765 2 года назад +20

      Top tier advice tbh

    • @sharkwang1542
      @sharkwang1542 2 года назад +1

      Only top tier advice if you live online, irl you’re gonna get decked (unless you’re a woman)

    • @aceismyname7474
      @aceismyname7474 2 года назад +19

      @@sharkwang1542 Nah bro even women be fist fighting and shit. I currently live in a residential for mental health and bro the girls fight more than the dudes and the girls and dudes be fighting each other too. They get into fights about stupid shit too. Shit is mad crazy fr. Can't wait to get out of here and get my shit together with a license and a job and shit.

    • @loi5s
      @loi5s 2 года назад +6

      @@sharkwang1542 literally come to my city and you’ll find out about at least four fights a day at any high school in the province, and two of those are girls pulling each other’s hair out by the handfuls. shit’s wack man

    • @zacharywood9416
      @zacharywood9416 2 года назад +1

      @@loi5s wow.. there are some high school fights! That certainly represents the entire city somehow!

  • @larsland
    @larsland 2 года назад +6877

    Props for mentioning postpartum though, genuinely. It’s so important people recognize signs.

    • @leporiaantic
      @leporiaantic 2 года назад +39

      Ditto

    • @miad6160
      @miad6160 2 года назад +628

      Exactly. People misconstrue depression as being sad- being sad is only a possible symptom.
      Apathy is the biggest sign. Lack of interest in things and struggling to feel anything.

    • @fauna6332
      @fauna6332 2 года назад +183

      just saw a video about postpartum psychosis as well, it's very serious and needs to be more talked of

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 2 года назад +47

      True, but tbh I think that person might just be a total cow

    • @kazumasatoyes1537
      @kazumasatoyes1537 2 года назад

      Just need rest and proper nutrients and she'll be alright 👍🏻

  • @briannanorthauthor
    @briannanorthauthor 2 года назад +5572

    "All women have red flags, you just gotta pick the flags that you like."
    - Noel Miller, 2022

    • @ahok3314
      @ahok3314 2 года назад +68

      I mean he’s not wrong though

    • @beems9617
      @beems9617 2 года назад +85

      all flags are red flags until you decide they arent

    • @bethiguess1695
      @bethiguess1695 2 года назад +9

      this quote aged so poorly omfg

    • @brandyc9645
      @brandyc9645 2 года назад +21

      @@bethiguess1695 no it didn't lol

    • @brandyc9645
      @brandyc9645 2 года назад +63

      @@bethiguess1695 Cody and Noel are not some secret Andrew Tate supporters lol get over yourself

  • @leeroytalks
    @leeroytalks 2 года назад +1279

    Noel’s eyes being green enough to be affected by green screen fucked me up

    • @spooky-spaghetti
      @spooky-spaghetti 2 года назад +95

      omg i thought it was the colour grading but you're so right

    • @user-vw4vs3yd7c
      @user-vw4vs3yd7c 2 года назад +72

      thought he looked off and yeah thats it

  • @alskdkfjghd
    @alskdkfjghd 2 года назад +10679

    thinking 22 is the age where you run out of time to settle down and have a family is an insane take

    • @jabbpapi
      @jabbpapi 2 года назад +1328

      22 should classify as teenage pregnancy

    • @alskdkfjghd
      @alskdkfjghd 2 года назад +832

      @@jabbpapi i’m 26 and would still think i was having a teen pregnancy

    • @viviennelee2215
      @viviennelee2215 2 года назад +191

      Also if you relate to this story and your gut says run yoU RUN 🏃‍♀️ for your life

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy 2 года назад +61

      @@viviennelee2215 where tf were your parents? Did they know you were dating a 22 year old when you were 17??

    • @marbar1617
      @marbar1617 2 года назад +56

      @Mickey Holmes true this! I remember feeling this same way at 22, even if it wasn’t what I necessarily wanted, the pressure is so real

  • @jkleins2869
    @jkleins2869 2 года назад +994

    I love how noel is in the middle of the therapy room rather than in the therapist's seat

    • @Dalt1n999
      @Dalt1n999 2 года назад +159

      It's cuz it's only $5 so the client doesn't even get to fully enter the room

    • @jkleins2869
      @jkleins2869 2 года назад +16

      @@Dalt1n999 you're so right

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove 2 года назад +17

      Just hovering above the coffee table like a racially ambiguous genie 🧞‍♂️

    • @jkleins2869
      @jkleins2869 2 года назад +2

      @@Letthembelightpeaceonelove 💀💀💀 dead

  • @landentodd4467
    @landentodd4467 2 года назад +3337

    Noel, I'm really loving this type of setup for your videos. The green screen mixed with laughter in the back. I feel like it works for the stand-up type of comedy that you love doing.

    • @nicoletrif1721
      @nicoletrif1721 2 года назад +53

      100% agree these are so entertaining

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 года назад +3466

    As a mom- I was so glad to hear that Noel mentioned to the new mom that she might have Post-partum depression. That was my first thought. The fact that he was aware that it exists, and brought it up? I’m so proud.

    • @doinyourmom7236
      @doinyourmom7236 2 года назад +60

      I'm 17 and i feel just like that mom, I don't think it was post partum, maybe just personality?

    • @bruhmoment1936
      @bruhmoment1936 2 года назад +1

      @@doinyourmom7236 you could have regular depression lol

    • @skyn3817
      @skyn3817 2 года назад +290

      @@doinyourmom7236 That sounds more like disassociation or antisocial personality disorder than a personality trait

    • @viviennelee2215
      @viviennelee2215 2 года назад

      @@doinyourmom7236 starting off depressed af then having a kid will only deepen the depression

    • @viviennelee2215
      @viviennelee2215 2 года назад

      @@doinyourmom7236 also maybe go to counseling

  • @bananabrain2996
    @bananabrain2996 2 года назад +1080

    If you and your partners "differences" are big enough that you disagree so much morally and ethically that you could not raise a child together and you can't have one conversation about them without your relationship falling apart, then those differences are too big for you to be compatible. I hate this idea that you're supposed to compromise on everything, it's not narrow minded to want your life partner to be on the same page as you. You're also not super mature because you can get along with someone with a different worldview, you're just ignoring your problems

    • @Peepee4brain
      @Peepee4brain 2 года назад +13

      This literally sums it up PERFECTLY oh my god

    • @Peepee4brain
      @Peepee4brain 2 года назад +33

      Everyone has fundamental things that most likely will not change over the course of their lives. And that’s OKAYYY. Religion, politics, morals, financial beliefs, like there are certain things that can’t be compromised and you should try to. Personally I try to get religion/politics/kids out of the way in the first few dates because I’m not going to waste my time or someone else’s

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 2 года назад +1

      I'm not egotistical enough to think I perfectly know how to raise a little human being.. I was more then happy to have another set of hands with a different set of ideas to help me figure it out.

    • @someoneidk308
      @someoneidk308 Год назад +8

      @@karenamyx2205 thats not what this is about though. This is about two people having such different ideas and being so unwilling to compromise, concede, or even come to an agreement to disagree and move on, that one single conversation could ruin a relationship
      Quite frankly, if someone can't have a civil conversation with their partner, then they shouldn't be together at all.

  • @derekrobertson60388
    @derekrobertson60388 2 года назад +7477

    Imagine paying Noel $5 for therapy and asking him what’s his ethnicity

    • @matt.stevick
      @matt.stevick 2 года назад +80

      Haha. The world will never know.

    • @zamorasansar8837
      @zamorasansar8837 2 года назад +55

      IS HE NOT LATINO ??????

    • @lysiumm
      @lysiumm 2 года назад +221

      @@zamorasansar8837 no one knows

    • @pizza-time71
      @pizza-time71 2 года назад +7

      @@lysiumm i’m pretty sure he said it one time on stream but idk

    • @tierrademariposa
      @tierrademariposa 2 года назад +161

      he’s half filipino half mexican

  • @chickenskink1
    @chickenskink1 2 года назад +389

    18:50 "You should focus on what you want. And rather than forcing a person to be what you want, you should go find the person that wants the same things as you."
    I actually, unironically needed to hear that because of the situation I'm in with my relationship. Thank you $5 therapist.

    • @maskedproductions
      @maskedproductions 2 года назад +4

      Same. Needed to write it down 😅

    • @_boobieslayer69_
      @_boobieslayer69_ 2 года назад +5

      aaww i hope it works out

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 2 года назад +1

      @@_boobieslayer69_ Thanks babes! After some honest conversations, it's actually going surprisingly well! :)

    • @_boobieslayer69_
      @_boobieslayer69_ 2 года назад +1

      @@chickenskink1 oh thats great, probably such a relief :)

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 2 года назад +3

      @@_boobieslayer69_ it is! thank you for being such a supportive stranger haha

  • @yessicaambriz9463
    @yessicaambriz9463 2 года назад +449

    I was going to say that sounds like post partum depression. I had it hard-core when with my first baby. Genuinely didn't feel a dam thing for 2 years. I was super annoyed when my partner showed emotions, it felt inconvenient. I realised I needed help when I came across a video about post partum. I had no idea it was a thing.

  • @soozdoodle5023
    @soozdoodle5023 2 года назад +718

    Noel genuinely changing his advice to sound cheaper cuz he think what he said was too real 💀🙏🏽Rip

  • @bandilenzimande5253
    @bandilenzimande5253 2 года назад +1049

    My friend says about her boyfriend all the time. "Just because you cry first doesnt make you right. We'll wait for you to stop."😭🤣

  • @MD-zm6sn
    @MD-zm6sn 2 года назад +486

    Don't fight the old lady but get her fired for sure. Gotta show people how to treat you in restaurants because they'll make assumptions if you don't.

    • @catcat2607
      @catcat2607 2 года назад +5

      Correct answer

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 2 года назад +36

      Actually you get someone else to break her knees and she will loose her job because she can no longer walk /s

    • @ekaterinastaneva9922
      @ekaterinastaneva9922 2 года назад +6

      I also love how we talk about the old lady but she is 48...and the patient was a millenial so, like mid 30ties 😀

    • @MD-zm6sn
      @MD-zm6sn 2 года назад +7

      @@ekaterinastaneva9922 Some people are old by 48. This individual sounds like one of them.

    • @MD-zm6sn
      @MD-zm6sn 2 года назад +4

      @@zacharywood9416 A statement of fact that comes from personal knowledge. I don't seek out people speaking about things I have no context for and acting like they're dumb. This is a strange activity you've chosen.

  • @mercychocolate72
    @mercychocolate72 2 года назад +152

    IF Y’ALL DON’T AGREE ON YOUR STANCE OF HAVING KIDS BREAK UPPPPPP!!! All that’s gonna happen is either y’all fizzle out in a negative way or somebody crumbles to pressure and then regrets it once the kid is there, which ain’t fair to the kid! This the type of shit that has to be deaded EARLY!

    • @tusia3899
      @tusia3899 2 года назад +9

      I think the problem was they both wanted to have kids (or at least weren't opposed to it in the future) but their stances on some issues were vastly different. I would imagine they don't agree on politics, religion etc and that would be a problem if they were to raise a kid together

    • @elenal1906
      @elenal1906 2 года назад +3

      @@tusia3899 yes this. Compatibility and similar values are important

    • @Ashley-hw5jn
      @Ashley-hw5jn 2 года назад

      Man idk about this one. If you’re young and you start in a relationship, people grow and change. If you really love someone sometimes it’s worth waiting it out to see

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em Год назад

      Put it in your tinder profile that you don’t want kids if that’s the case. Divided stances on that can ruin a relationship.

  • @arikiri_698
    @arikiri_698 2 года назад +277

    Sometimes Noel can be so out of pocket, but he's just in the pocket enough for me not to hate him.

    • @abby999
      @abby999 Год назад +1

      this whole video was in pocket lol wym😂

  • @kellanlevi5663
    @kellanlevi5663 2 года назад +26

    11:52 "He's probably not, you just like him" that was a vibe check I wasn't ready for

  • @thomasfishwick6548
    @thomasfishwick6548 2 года назад +108

    I’m a dad of 2 and I’m so glad Noel mentioned postpartum depression. My partner had it both times. It’s not easy to support but you just need to know she can’t help it. If you stick by her and remind her every so often she’s not alone (not too much, don’t suffocate) it’ll become easier. Thank you Noel

  • @SFNouri
    @SFNouri 2 года назад +79

    I went to a real 5 dollar therapist with my partner at the time. We were having some small problems with our relationship. When we told her about our situtation, the first thing she said was "you should break up" and she didnt really said anything else. 3 months later, we actually broke up and that was the best decision of my life.

  • @asapkaila
    @asapkaila 2 года назад +212

    I can't deal with the green screen making noel's eyes brown

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 2 года назад +1

      It doesn't

    • @Ryan-ij9lz
      @Ryan-ij9lz 2 года назад +17

      @@TheKatarinaGiselle it literally does lmfao

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Год назад

      @@TheKatarinaGiselle Not dark brown, but like hazel. Kinda fascinating.

  • @mofo5971
    @mofo5971 2 года назад +105

    This is what I feel like BetterHelp is like

    • @madi3462
      @madi3462 2 года назад +10

      it is exactly what betterhelp is like

    • @raeechil
      @raeechil 8 месяцев назад +4

      Oh this is better than betterhelp from my experience

  • @sylviabosky
    @sylviabosky 2 года назад +113

    Finally a therapist who's giving us the raw truth... And for a bargain 🤣

  • @iiwaishii
    @iiwaishii 2 года назад +119

    i severely misjudged the title and assumed that ppl paid him 5 dollars to go to therapy

  • @astrid5135
    @astrid5135 2 года назад +666

    new drinking game: take a shot every time noel says "nah i'm playing"

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 2 года назад +16

      He does a bit of trolling.

    • @Xansting
      @Xansting 2 года назад

      It's bc he triggered a bunch of fans on the TGM podcast about Andrew Tate lol. He's playing it safe now.

    • @laindoer333
      @laindoer333 2 года назад

      @@Xansting what did he say? cant be that bad honestly.

    • @Matthew-fc4ep
      @Matthew-fc4ep 2 года назад +6

      @@Xansting He always said something like "just joking" even before the Andrew Tate situation.

  • @alyssa8525
    @alyssa8525 2 года назад +264

    I cannot imagine being sad over not having a spouse and kids at 22 but each to their own I suppose

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 2 года назад +28

      right 😭 i’m 20 can’t even imagine. love ur name btw lol

    • @ebonih7138
      @ebonih7138 2 года назад +6

      I’d be so down bad if i had a kid en

    • @sakurarara4725
      @sakurarara4725 2 года назад +5

      I'm 18 and my friend is already getting engaged....

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver 2 года назад +15

      I’m 23 and I can’t imagine how tf my parents had TWO babies at my age. Insane. I’m basically just a teenager pt 2, I can’t care for any child but myself rn lol

    • @alyssa8525
      @alyssa8525 2 года назад +14

      @@JaraelMoonsilver LITERALLY like how do I take care of baby when I still am baby

  • @stares_mthrfckrly
    @stares_mthrfckrly 2 года назад +70

    Postpartum mental illnesses don’t only affect the mother, it can affect the father, too. In her case, she’s apathetic and her husband is the one with all the emotions. It’s a medical phenomenon. Then again, if she’s still friends with a dude that killed his wife, then it might be just her.

    • @queenro42
      @queenro42 Год назад +6

      That dude k!lled himself after his wife...

  • @godsmosthated
    @godsmosthated 2 года назад +282

    Noels $5 therapy advice he gave to me in the stream days made my ex break up with me lmfaooooo for the best tho

    • @Weebslayer13
      @Weebslayer13 2 года назад +48

      Lmao omg, i need to know the situation and what his advice was?

    • @noracitrine4898
      @noracitrine4898 2 года назад +78

      girl send this to the email address you deserve 15 seconds of fame as compensation lmfaooo

    • @guilhermeshiba3135
      @guilhermeshiba3135 2 года назад +15

      should've gotten 10 dollar therapy

  • @mialarsson5993
    @mialarsson5993 2 года назад +232

    I love the improvement with noel’s videos over the years it’s shows he actually cares to make content and not just money

    • @dudemanofdude
      @dudemanofdude 2 года назад +7

      But he doesn't not care about the money either

  • @sairuhbby
    @sairuhbby 2 года назад +92

    for the last girl - if you're looking for something to be wrong with any guy, it's because you don't want to be with them. just stop. you don't have to date men. as far as the girl you're interested in, think about it from a friend's pov. if a friend asked you for advice about dating someone with the same pros and cons, what would you advise them? do that.

  • @happyvalentino
    @happyvalentino 2 года назад +67

    He’s such an empath 😍😍😩

  • @MD-zm6sn
    @MD-zm6sn 2 года назад +275

    Yo if you're 22 homie DO NOT GET MARRIED you've got a ton of time. You're still basically a teenager, they're going to regret it. They don't know who they are yet.

    • @doinyourmom7236
      @doinyourmom7236 2 года назад +9

      Nah, if you happy you happy and you know it

    • @brianpelland8756
      @brianpelland8756 2 года назад +60

      @@doinyourmom7236 clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @sola_a
      @sola_a 2 года назад +35

      @@doinyourmom7236 you THINK you know. Of course you'll want to marry someone you are happy with but it's a fact that we change so much in our 20s. What is the harm in waiting anyways?

    • @LordLambertius
      @LordLambertius 2 года назад +8

      22 aint even close to a teenager oh my god bro stop

    • @sola_a
      @sola_a 2 года назад +26

      @@LordLambertius at that age you're barely out of college, you are essential still a teen. Four years is not a lot of time for drastic changes, adulting takes a long time

  • @Yextoo
    @Yextoo 2 года назад +155

    oh my god this was hysterical never stop this series

  • @Ruisvarras
    @Ruisvarras 2 года назад +27

    I just wanna say that Noel's content has gotten SO MUCH better recently. I already loved his stuff, but his current style of making videos and bringing in other people seems to have made him 10x funnier and more relaxed. Love this!

  • @megan-kt3ho
    @megan-kt3ho 2 года назад +139

    if my therapist gave me these responses maybe i'd still be in therapy

  • @elitecarbonninja4429
    @elitecarbonninja4429 2 года назад +95

    Noel cultivated the weirdest audience so that he’d have an infinite well of content

  • @davidkelly6011
    @davidkelly6011 2 года назад +50

    I feel we have entered a new wave of Noel creativity. Between new shows and banger segments I'm here for it all

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 2 года назад +44

    I love that Noel said “moves in too fast” about being a red flag when 90% of my lesbian friends did the uhaul lesbian move and are all in super stable happy relationships. It’s honestly baffling that it has worked out consistently for them

  • @mercychocolate72
    @mercychocolate72 2 года назад +70

    Yea that lady is doing the most with the sensitive husband…it’s one thing to recognize you’re not as emotional as him, but it’s another to put him down for it like wtf 😭😭 I hope y’all figure that shit out but tbh depending on how you treat him vs what you’re just thinking…I hope he leaves your ass and just coparents 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @doinyourmom7236
      @doinyourmom7236 2 года назад

      Nah, if he wants to be a fucking immature baby she should leave HIM, i ain't tryna get tied down for life with some clingy ass

    • @omegasage777
      @omegasage777 2 года назад +14

      Yeah like I'm kind of confused on why they've even been together this long if she is so unsympathetic towards him. And they have a kid too? It's wild

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl70 2 года назад +70

    Noel gives the best advice (from twitch days 100%, here 50/50, lol) still while being wildly inappropriate and I love it!

  • @win_jayden
    @win_jayden 2 года назад +35

    Ngl the first scenario reminds me so much of Everything Everywhere All At Once. I just hope (if it isn't fake, ofc) that she realizes that her husband is Waymond and they don't get fucked up as a pairing over it.

  • @azul9655
    @azul9655 2 года назад +14

    I love that Noel doesn't even read the ones that are clearly written by children, it's hilarious and it saves time.

  • @crunchybroll4731
    @crunchybroll4731 2 года назад +35

    The 22 year old feeling behind in life, there's no rush. Many people still live at home and many don't have kids till like 30

    • @syndixel9857
      @syndixel9857 2 года назад +4

      Heavily related to that person. I still live at home with my parents as I try to figure out what I want to do with my life.

  • @cuze.e
    @cuze.e 2 года назад +67

    I was watching this with my friend who is living in Chattanooga TN and he legit said that it was him and we freaked when you brought up his fuckin city dawg, im cryin

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 2 года назад +1

      Wasnit actually him?

    • @juliam5549
      @juliam5549 2 года назад +9

      He lying

    • @elle7037
      @elle7037 2 года назад +2

      Didn’t he just assign a random place to the person writing in ?

  • @ilovemyshihtzu
    @ilovemyshihtzu 2 года назад +524

    i could get $5 therapy from noel and instead i'm paying $30 every other monday to some woman in illinois?!
    real talk, though. thank you for always making me laugh. i have borderline personality disorder, and sometimes nothing feels worth it. your videos are a reminder that sometimes it's okay to just sit back and laugh. keep up the great work, noel.

    • @kallamarsspouse
      @kallamarsspouse 2 года назад +52

      I have BPD too and I see my therapist tomorrow, let's go borderlines let's go (this message is threatening without the handshake emoji but I can't find it so)

    • @christietrainsdogs
      @christietrainsdogs 2 года назад +52

      $30 😭 *cries in California*

    • @MackAlton
      @MackAlton 2 года назад

      @a s so?

    • @MackAlton
      @MackAlton 2 года назад

      @a s so

    • @whatever3145
      @whatever3145 2 года назад +1

      Lol I wouldn't tell noel that, hell call you "hysterical" and prob say its a made up illness to excuse women's bad behavior lmao

  • @faded-q7y
    @faded-q7y 2 года назад +79

    -Get paid 5$
    -Tell the patient to make their coworker feel bad and to break up with their significant other
    -Now coworker and SO need therapy
    -Refer them to noel
    -Get paid 5$
    -Repeat
    I don't care what the American Psychological Association says, Noel's a smart businessman

  • @badaboop2035
    @badaboop2035 2 года назад +46

    noel's streams got me through rough times so its nice to be reminisce that in this way lol

  • @meganroberts8425
    @meganroberts8425 2 года назад +12

    does it not make YOU (the first persons story) sad to see your significant other sad and physically crying???

  • @quinnnichols6571
    @quinnnichols6571 2 года назад +40

    I thought “work crush (boring af idk)” meant she thinks a guy is hot but boring as hell lmao

  • @aj_814
    @aj_814 2 года назад +36

    life hack for lesbian/bi women who can’t figure out how many red flags is too many: if any of the red flags are money related then RUN! i cannot stress what a bad idea it is to date a girl that can’t/won’t be financially responsible

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em Год назад

      If I can offer the perspective of someone who is bad with money. 🫢
      I have AuDHD, so I tend to be distracted and forgetful, and struggle with impulsiveness. You can see how this will be bad news when it comes to handling money. Especially as an adult who has to manage finances on their own. I’ll end up spending $60 on The Sims 4 expansion packs, and barely be able to pay the rent because in the moment I had the money for the fun thing, without remembering I needed money for the real world. This is a common issue with other Autists and ADHD havers. Help us, don’t abandon us.

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 2 года назад +11

    I will be sending all adult psychiatric referrals to you now, Dr Miller. You fixed all these issues in less than 2 minutes and for $5. GENIUS!

  • @bi_yall
    @bi_yall 2 года назад +3

    Been in a managerial role for about 3 yrs (not food service) and the stories my employees tell me of past jobs/managers (mostly in food service) is wild! Meanwhile I’m having anxiety about how my emails sound to them 😅

  • @benlucas1039
    @benlucas1039 2 года назад +56

    He needs to make this into a series, I died laughing

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 2 года назад +15

    I swear to god I’ve never seen Noel be serious even for a second. He probably wasn’t even acting serious when he proposed 😭

  • @jsbuilds434
    @jsbuilds434 2 года назад +42

    I hit the like instinctively, it shook and didn’t light up. Hit it again and it lit up. They’re buffing Noel 2:1 wow bro.

  • @notaneet
    @notaneet 2 года назад +23

    Alex laughing in the background is everything I needed today

  • @svetagreen6368
    @svetagreen6368 2 года назад +2

    This is genuinely amazing. The jokes, the advice (it's clear that you did therapy too abd learnt some lessons) and how relatable some stories are

  • @DIYDazzleNails
    @DIYDazzleNails 2 года назад +7

    honestly the advice he's giving out after making jokes is really good

  • @SuchNick
    @SuchNick 2 года назад +5

    First person hasn't unlocked empathy yet lmao

  • @LukePelli
    @LukePelli 2 года назад +5

    the fact that betterhelp was the advertisement before this video is truly comical

  • @jwilsss
    @jwilsss 2 года назад +5

    you’re so unbelievably kind, I was shocked to see a blue shirt 😢

  • @BradlesDLC
    @BradlesDLC 2 года назад +10

    Everyone’s got red flags, just gotta choose what shade of red you like.

  • @imaniblack5291
    @imaniblack5291 2 года назад +7

    It’s giving whisper confessions with the green screen

  • @dilliedAlly
    @dilliedAlly 2 года назад +5

    noel has been on a tear recently these videos are so good

  • @colinflowers5583
    @colinflowers5583 2 года назад +10

    Holy shit that got too real... I'm sitting here in my room as a 21yr old in Chattanooga and wtf

  • @Jasmine-ruth
    @Jasmine-ruth 2 года назад +19

    The college dude accent got me dying Noel is so fucking funny

  • @1997jackattack
    @1997jackattack 2 года назад +15

    Noel Miller MD being brutally honest for 21 minutes

  • @sydneyl4729
    @sydneyl4729 2 года назад +18

    noel looks like a character in detriot become human

  • @minjooni
    @minjooni 2 года назад +4

    the fact that Noel remembered "postpartum" but not depression

  • @NateTheKang
    @NateTheKang 2 года назад +23

    18:45 was some $35 dollar therapy right there

  • @wesleybrouse1595
    @wesleybrouse1595 2 года назад +5

    I really hope this becomes a series

  • @yungmedusa
    @yungmedusa 2 года назад +9

    Best Noel video in a long time! So funny and refreshing can’t wait for the next installment

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 2 года назад +2

    The dynamic between you and the dude not getting the jokes is gold!

  • @dumbdaryl
    @dumbdaryl 2 года назад +32

    $5 therapy is back let’s gooo

  • @sensass4217
    @sensass4217 2 года назад +1

    This is one of the better Noel vids we got in a while. He was experimenting for a while there but it feels like he’s really got comfortable with this new style of video

  • @ATFprdepartment
    @ATFprdepartment 2 года назад +9

    I was going into this video thinking “oh that’s nice, someone finally got Noel to seek help for his lack of empathy”
    How wrong I was-

  • @wendybird8314
    @wendybird8314 2 года назад +8

    noel should definitely sell the rorschach test drawing

  • @caletheis746
    @caletheis746 2 года назад +5

    Genuinely best Noel content I’ve seen 🙏🙏

  • @antnmu
    @antnmu 2 года назад +1

    not even through the first one and i'm already shedding tears

  • @rudolfschenker6196
    @rudolfschenker6196 2 года назад +3

    the camp counselor is abigail from the quarry

  • @langi1809
    @langi1809 5 месяцев назад +3

    bring this back!!!!

  • @kennedyn.589
    @kennedyn.589 2 года назад +5

    Noel, your skin is absolutely stunning. You’re glowing 🙏

  • @HDynamoHD
    @HDynamoHD 2 года назад +5

    Noel acting like this isn’t just a reskin of weird DM’s

  • @Mirashafiqa
    @Mirashafiqa 2 года назад +4

    'Besides family and food, i dont really care about anything else'😂😂 me

  • @Dontreply39573
    @Dontreply39573 2 года назад +10

    For the server: It could be the universe saying “it’s time to get out from down under”

  • @qwitchyy
    @qwitchyy 2 года назад +4

    As a Chattanoogan, this wasn’t exactly the way I thought my hometown would be represented. I can’t argue much though - that’s why I left lmao

  • @GoodnessGreycious0
    @GoodnessGreycious0 2 года назад +4

    Alex is the best hype man- just giggling the whole time at Noel’s jokes

  • @luizasouza3198
    @luizasouza3198 2 года назад +8

    The Brazilian request for advice is so real I’m sorry fellow brasileirinhos

  • @anab6194
    @anab6194 Год назад +3

    the Brazil one got me… it’s truly a cry for help

  • @dsjtravels
    @dsjtravels 2 года назад +349

    noel is lowkey toxic but i love him

  • @ryley.
    @ryley. 2 года назад +3

    NEED MORE OF THIS

  • @muzzimal2967
    @muzzimal2967 2 года назад +19

    On a serious note, to whoever that 22 year old is, relax you're 22 I could not fathom having a kid as a 21 year old, for another 10 years lmao

  • @telluri4n
    @telluri4n 2 года назад

    the last one was actually so real and needed

  • @marissarose__
    @marissarose__ 2 года назад +81

    i would pay you $6 for therapy. i’m a true fan 😤💪🏼

  • @bryantd797
    @bryantd797 Год назад

    Its wild when you just chillin watchin a video and your city takes a stray. Loved the video!!

  • @kenzielynn1047
    @kenzielynn1047 2 года назад +13

    To the server (that I might assume is either new in the industry or new to business itself) that’s getting sharked- SHARK THEM RIGHT TF BACK. The only way to show them, is to stoop to their level… if the game is rigged, you cannot lose if you don’t play.
    Or, listen to Noel and find a different restaurant to work with. But either way, you gotta learn sooner than later to get a back bone in this industry. Not trying to shame, but your feet aren’t the only thing that will callus as a server over the years. Don’t let them drain you.

    • @kenzielynn1047
      @kenzielynn1047 2 года назад

      No lie

    • @kenzielynn1047
      @kenzielynn1047 2 года назад +1

      You gotta find the strength to fight back with the same bs they throw at you, but just don’t let it corrupt you to where you turn out to be the same crusty old greedy lady. It’s ALLLL about balance in the restaurant industry and life in general. But ESPECIALLY the restaurant industry