I love the implication that the only reason Britain got as powerful as it did is essentially because Julius Caesar got really fucking lost trying to find Vietnam.
I feel sad about IT. Just imagine, you're declaring yourself as a superpower, and everybody jsut ignores that fact for 1700 years, until you die. What a desperate fate...
I'd argue it continued to operate from the shadows, plaguing Him with inability to realize His true potential. Once It died, He became godlike in the Cold War (and subsequently took a back seat as ruler of Azawad)
my great grandfather was in a coffee shop with IT in 1965. He was quite a nice dude but sadly he went in a boxing match with HE and IT died after 260 days of fighting around Kent (Vietnam)
There was a prior reference to Class A3 (formerly A1) 4472 _Flying Scotsman_ being documented as reaching 100 miles per hour (161 kilometers per hour), which would make it the first of discounting prior claims from both British (in the form of the _City of Truro’s_ claim) and American (NYCHR 999 among others) locomotives.
@@Thete Actually, He's name is Bulgarian. We learned that much in a previous video. Whether his name is just the word "Bulgarian" or if it's a Bulgarian name, we don't know yet.
Some gems here. Love the "not quite's". Bannockburn, Agincourt, and Waterloo as Penang Burgoon, Arkansas, and Water. Henry Bolingbroke as Brooks, and Ramsay MacDonald as Ramsamat. Parliament was also lucky they didn't have to face the raw cunning of Guy Fox too.
I don’t know about It very much, but it may be one of the 8 immortals, presumably characters like He or She, that gave up its humanity for even more power. Unfortunately I don’t have much to back this up.
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I think I figured it out: -Time got destroyed, which caused these messed up events -He and She are the anti-heroes of the new destroyed timeline -Justin Matt(aka I/Me)is the time traveling historian who seeks to make sense of the new timeline -It(the new character)is the entity who caused the destruction of time in the first place -"Them" is actually all 4 of these characters together
what if they are his siblings? and hui nanji is one of them? the 8 immortals would be he, she, me/matt justin, it, and them/his siblings. i think camilla might be one of them, too. and maybe clare. edit: alternatively, they might include me/matt justin, but they may be the chinese history video's group of four that appeared towards the end when there was no one there but the four of them, and when they made three trips on foot
3:50 fun fact: in the time of Leonardo da Vinci, important books were sometimes chained so they couldn’t be stolen from the monasteries (where many books were kept)
@4:42 bonus points for the chest hair of the "Legendary Australian Commander" being shaped like a map of Australia! (Good thing you didn't add Tasmania! :P )
The "withdrew from Fran" took me off guard 😭😭😭 I've been laughing so hard for the past 10 minutes I have tears streaming down my cheeks...hasn't happened to me in ages. Thanks mate 😅
you done it again, uyou made badly translated hjistory more funnier, i haven't laugh like having weakness in body after extensive laughter since modern history
He headcanon (not from the video): He and me are good friends. That’s why when Soviet army captured my wife, he took revenge and destroyed the Soviet Empire despite being the youngest son of the Soviet revolution. Also that explains why he was still smiling there when Soviet Union was collapsing.
"A good job ago" actually sounds like something they'd say in Tudor times XD I think all the long strings of random letters/numbers are probably the translators trying to translate Welsh words. If that's the case then there's not much difference from the source material. Scotland just quietly handing the country over to the Soviet Union. "Ye can have our liberty, and ye can have our freedom!" *leaves*
10:30 So in this timeline, the United States declared independence and the UK was just like "Jolly good mates, have a good one over there" and the whole American Revolutionary War just never happened (though apparently, the UK had a completely unrelated war with Uzbekistan over water, which resulted in income tax) Also SLOVAKIA MENTIONED WOOO
I love the implication that the only reason Britain got as powerful as it did is essentially because Julius Caesar got really fucking lost trying to find Vietnam.
the Columbus of their times
Rome-Britain vs Han fighting for what is now Northern Vietnamese territory would've been a spectacle
It also implies that Julius Caesar was the first Romanian in history (cringe)
@@yadinejoe12 Hungarian Propaganda
@@rivvabear9748Fr
It: (exists)
He: "Finally! A worthy opponent!"
It Prequel Leak
Our battle will be legendary!
That is why IT is dead.
Damnit. Spoiler
@@Toadfish10 I believe IT is still out there hiding
I feel sad about IT. Just imagine, you're declaring yourself as a superpower, and everybody jsut ignores that fact for 1700 years, until you die. What a desperate fate...
I'd argue it continued to operate from the shadows, plaguing Him with inability to realize His true potential. Once It died, He became godlike in the Cold War (and subsequently took a back seat as ruler of Azawad)
Maybe this is prequel to IT after their “death” IT went to derry Maine
привет
my great grandfather was in a coffee shop with IT in 1965.
He was quite a nice dude but sadly he went in a boxing match with HE and IT died after 260 days of fighting around Kent (Vietnam)
но аха
it’s canon: in Translated history, kings can revive themselves
Also they are apparently transgender and liked to be addressed as queen.
They also have to wait quite a while (several centuries) to actually ascend to the throne
"The King is dead, long live The King!" taken literally.
600 year old butt song from hell
@@bowgart683 what is blud yapping about
2:11 HIS greatest enemy - IT.
HE went to Britain to destroy IT
Also , he was married to her for centuries.
How can IT even lose power for being such an important food in South America whilst having an area of 20 km²?
Hello Georgie
祂之最大的敌人：它。
I think "It" might be the reason behind why there's no history in Britain for centuries after.
He got to make a part 2 for those 700 years.
This man is finding the hidden lore IT wanted to hide
I imagine “It” ruling Britain as if it were the North Korea of antiquity. If it were ruled by Cthullu.
And whatever happened at 8:47
Don't forget 12:58.
Suggestion: Ancient Egypt badly translated, would be so epic knowing how he at some point became pharaoh and then became a monotheist.
Wouldn't be surprised if She appeared late in it.
600 year old butt song from hell
14:38 Most accurate description of the invasion of Iraq I've ever seen.
Vietnam lore right off the bat
Vietnam is involved in everything these days
600 year old butt song from hell
And Romanian Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
4 minutes in we already have IT lore, SHE becoming the king of England, and a HE Scottish she/him son reveal, wild
tuesday in my friend group
fate/stay night was right!
Don't forget the THEM lore
@@juliamavroidi8601 Afterall, HIS son apparently stayed to help the Americans 😂
600 year old butt song from hell
"battle for water" Waterloo???? dang, Napoleon was just some thirsty boi!
And after drinking all the water he won, surely Napoleon needed to use the loo.
@@swineherd_nah, he lost that battle, sadly
@@GayAnnabeth you didn't watch the 19th century lore,napoleon won the war and expelled the king of greece
@@tangtarrtatunogiroscopio ah yes, after the dinosaurs did a 360° backflip and gave birth to the palm trees whilst surfing hotdogs
You don't get it, he was thirsty due to loo. So he needed some water
(Loo is a dehydrating dry wind in north India)
13:12 This refers to the LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard breaking the speed record for steam locomotives, which still stands today
There was a prior reference to Class A3 (formerly A1) 4472 _Flying Scotsman_ being documented as reaching 100 miles per hour (161 kilometers per hour), which would make it the first of discounting prior claims from both British (in the form of the _City of Truro’s_ claim) and American (NYCHR 999 among others) locomotives.
I'm so glad other people noticed these, I feel less like a massive nerd now.
@@DiamondKingStudiosbrilliant British train
Can’t wait for He’s escapades in African, Russian, Spanish, French, and Scandinavian history.
Yeah I’m really hoping that StarvHarv covers Russian history next.
*his
Or German
@@qoombert He is He's name, not a pronoun.
@@Thete Actually, He's name is Bulgarian. We learned that much in a previous video. Whether his name is just the word "Bulgarian" or if it's a Bulgarian name, we don't know yet.
4:30 “Guilty of peace crimes” is gold!
"Fun times rhymes with war crimes" - Old Man Reacts.
Some gems here. Love the "not quite's".
Bannockburn, Agincourt, and Waterloo as Penang Burgoon, Arkansas, and Water.
Henry Bolingbroke as Brooks, and Ramsay MacDonald as Ramsamat.
Parliament was also lucky they didn't have to face the raw cunning of Guy Fox too.
@@jimb9063
Also literally Dr. Jon Snow (not John Snow) which StarvHarv seemed to have missed.
Brooks, the guy who gave birth to the throne.
Britain and Uzbekistan being involved explains why Uzbekistan is one of the countries Britain hasn’t invaded at least
600 year old butt song from hell
He.
She.
It.
Them.
There is so much lore now.
Wait there is them lore? When?
Don't forget Me lore
Why does everybody forget about I
You lore
Pronoun lore
I feel like “He” is the Emperor of Man or something.
It will explain a lot
和皇帝陛下万岁！
Long Live The Emperor He/Harmony!
The emperor protects!
Had he fought any dragons yet? Or went to mars?
I always thought of He as just the epitome of masculenity and the indomitable human spirit.
10:39 SLOVAKIA MENTIONED OMG, GUYS WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FIRST STEEL BRIDGE!!!! SLOVAKIA MAKING MOVES
@@donttalktome2316
The first Steel™* Bridge.
*Steel is a trademarked name; the bridge is actually made of iron.
STEEL BRIDGE NAD TATROU SA BLYSKAAAAA
SLOVENSKOOOOO
0:37 Clare lore
ALSO RARE IT LORE!!
AND THEM LORE!
5:43 Rare YE lore!
RARE THE VIRUS LORE!!!
There is an Irish county called Clare 🟦🟨
8:15 also rare Caitlyn Arabo lore
15:45 Camilla is the whole country
600 year old butt song from hell
as a british person i can confirm everything is camilla now
12:57 bros becoming Matt Rose
Skullemoji 💀
Skullemojiii💀
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION !!!!!
*youy’re
💀
I love this format so much that I can't wait for the 'Badly Translated German History'-sequal
11:50 "The virus" being talked about here I am pretty certain is Cholera.
and "the virus detective" is supposed to be? lol
@@MagisterialVoyager could have been that it translated from Popular to Viral and then Virus.
@@Luciry123 quite a journey of a word. thank you for enlightening me.
11:03 She's considered one of the first paleontologists, so it's probably talking about the oceanic reptiles that she discovered.
If He can come back to life, so can *It.*
Lock your doors.
Wake up, babe, StarvHarv uploaded another Badly Translated type video!!
He and It are destined to clash.
I don’t know about It very much, but it may be one of the 8 immortals, presumably characters like He or She, that gave up its humanity for even more power. Unfortunately I don’t have much to back this up.
@@HungryWarden He, She, It, Me, and Them, with Them being four people?
@@brendanhall5581 one of the immortals is some random person, whose name I can’t even remember.
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Still waiting for badly translated balkan history, its gonna be epic
Serbian farmer accidentally started the Chinese Civil War
"Henry died unhealthy" well that's one way of putting it
5:28 forget charli xcx we doing henry xnumx now
so none is going to talk about the random ice monster
Rip IT. (Also I can't believe there was no Cambodia mention)
Xtrullor reference
not even a peru mention... britain has fallen
glad to see IT getting a body like HE and SHE
What about THEM?
@@comparingwarcrimes think this the first time THEM existed
@@SantaReaper I think *they* used a bomb in 19th century translated
@@comparingwarcrimes7:00 there they are
@@Amelia_-qy9nz THEY used a bomb in 19th century history I think
Cambodia Lore please, since Google translate is nationalist Cambodia
History of Vietnam too, would like to hear about Vietnam's colony in America New Hanoi
When we're already breaking out the memes: Peru must be mentioned as well.
As a Scot I can confirm we joined the USSR
And as an Englishman, I can confirm nobody invades Kent unless by mistake
Aye that we did comrade
Union of Scottish and Scandinavian Republics
Welcome back to Translation Feud, with your host Starve Harvey
Thanks for the delicious *HE* lore, Harv! I was starving
What you write in your History exam when you weren’t paying attention in any of the lessons prior
I think I figured it out:
-Time got destroyed, which caused these messed up events
-He and She are the anti-heroes of the new destroyed timeline
-Justin Matt(aka I/Me)is the time traveling historian who seeks to make sense of the new timeline
-It(the new character)is the entity who caused the destruction of time in the first place
-"Them" is actually all 4 of these characters together
good lore!
@@henriouellet8416 Thank you!
Slight correction, but there was a comma in-between Justin and Matt. This could imply that Me/I’s name is either “Matt Justin” or “Justin, Matt”.
That's 4 out of the 8 immortals
what if they are his siblings? and hui nanji is one of them?
the 8 immortals would be he, she, me/matt justin, it, and them/his siblings.
i think camilla might be one of them, too. and maybe clare.
edit: alternatively, they might include me/matt justin, but they may be the chinese history video's group of four that appeared towards the end when there was no one there but the four of them, and when they made three trips on foot
3:50 fun fact: in the time of Leonardo da Vinci, important books were sometimes chained so they couldn’t be stolen from the monasteries (where many books were kept)
8:57 "oui oui whatyadoinmate wheresmebloody armour gone oui" -Scottish Knight Sir François de Leeds
HE has a bruitish uniform. I am excited for more HE, SHE, I, and it (new character!) lore
this is its second appearance
3:15 Wasn’t SHE the most famous British birth? So we now have the context for why that is.
Never been this early for a StarvHarv, I feel blessed
@4:42 bonus points for the chest hair of the "Legendary Australian Commander" being shaped like a map of Australia! (Good thing you didn't add Tasmania! :P )
13:19 oh that’s meant to be a reference to the LNER steam locomotives like the flying Scotsman or mallard
12:58 I think this is a mangling of the LNER locomotive Papyrus becoming the first engine to be verified as having exceeded 100mph.
Can't wait to see what He has in store!
We can't forget the time that He sunk Doggerbank into the sea.
6:30 You've heard of the CEO of racism, but this guy was the founder.
The "withdrew from Fran" took me off guard 😭😭😭 I've been laughing so hard for the past 10 minutes I have tears streaming down my cheeks...hasn't happened to me in ages. Thanks mate 😅
13:11 And this is Mallard, another LNER loco, achieving a world speed record of 126mph (4468 was the engine's running number at the time).
2:15 a new challenger approaches
1:41 "Golden empire" goes really hard to be honest
The emergency has been born
15:02 You know, it’s pretty impressive that Islam has only been around for 6 years and it is already the 2nd most widespread religion in the world.
As previous entries established, HE created Islam and built the first ever mosque. I can't remember when exactly did this happen, unfortunately.
6:08 The ??? of '87
I laughed way too hard at "Peace Crimes"
That is the only crime I'd probably commit on a serial level. Lol
7:04 THEM LORE
9:50 "lol England v. Scotland 💀! " - James IV
james iv: england v. scotland LMAOO I'M DYING 😭💀
*0,00002 seconds after Romania gets mentioned.*
Here I am!
11:10 I love how slavery was confirmed in England but in the 1800s translated video it said they abolished it ON THE SAME YEAR.
Hilarious as always.
Still would love to see either german or latin/south american badly translated history in the future~
5:20 ussr's nation anthem ❌️
ussr's theme song ✅️
Badly Translated American Civil War next!
He did that
@@James-h2z5o He did Badly Translated American history. Not The American Civil War Badly Translated
that has potential
I can already see it, "McClellan saw the wall and ran"
"HE was a soldier at a new market."
"I became the chancellor of a village in Virginia."
"Michael Jackson danced on a stone wall."
"defeated THEM"
We finally getting some THEY lore lol.
Cambodia wasn't mentioned in British history even once? Perhaps the archives are incomplete
Must be one of the incomplete sections.
you done it again, uyou made badly translated hjistory more funnier, i haven't laugh like having weakness in body after extensive laughter since modern history
please never stop making these
He headcanon (not from the video):
He and me are good friends. That’s why when Soviet army captured my wife, he took revenge and destroyed the Soviet Empire despite being the youngest son of the Soviet revolution. Also that explains why he was still smiling there when Soviet Union was collapsing.
that makes sense, actually! we're figuring it all out now
HE committed heinous crimes in 1287.
"A good job ago" actually sounds like something they'd say in Tudor times XD
I think all the long strings of random letters/numbers are probably the translators trying to translate Welsh words. If that's the case then there's not much difference from the source material.
Scotland just quietly handing the country over to the Soviet Union. "Ye can have our liberty, and ye can have our freedom!" *leaves*
It's the Roman numerals that its trying to translate. You can leave the welsh alone now
Keep making those videos man, I love them 🙏
3:26 This is the most british thing I've ever heard
This has become some of my favourite content on RUclips 😂
Nobody ever invades Kent unless by mistake
okay guys, new lore character, Claire.
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10:53 if they did this irl ireland never would have rebelled
10:30 So in this timeline, the United States declared independence and the UK was just like "Jolly good mates, have a good one over there" and the whole American Revolutionary War just never happened (though apparently, the UK had a completely unrelated war with Uzbekistan over water, which resulted in income tax)
Also SLOVAKIA MENTIONED WOOO
13:11 that's the British breaking the world steam train record. The Class A4 Pacific (the Mallard) was numbered 4468 and was owned by LNER
3:39 It's just he/her
Based
Election of Henry the fifth was one of my state's proudest moments.
As a Brit,enjoyer of history and enjoyed of this chnanel’s content, this is the best video ever although some years have been forgotten like 1914-45
The StarvHarv movie
The hero - HE
The love interest - SHE
The villain - IT
I forgot the absolute chaos these videos are lol. We all love this series for that though lol
7:04 new “Them” lore just dropped 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
13:13 before it was translated it was prolly something about the Mallard, a steam locomotive that broke the speed record
can't wait for IT lore compilation
As always, W video, as a historian nerd I laugh alot in those videos, thanks for making me feel happier!
The TV sign-off was hilarious :D
11:39 "pro Capitalist Karl Marx can't hurt you, he's not real"
Pro Capitalist Karl Marx:
She was found the King of England... Is it some Fate lore?
Bro took “Go West Young Man” to a whole new level 7:51
Also, I've gotta say
ARKANSAS MENTIONED LET'S GO!!!!!!
8:43 Stay out of Scottish Church affairs, US Senate!!!
Really enjoyed this video, had me in tears!
2:12 The beginning of IT lore
R.I.P. _It._
A.D. 287 - 1965 C.E.
I hope tomorrow I wake up to this thumbnail in the news and everything else has been a fever dream