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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @gdrake316
    @gdrake316 9 месяцев назад +387

    Cheers DJ.. I got the key ring 👌🏼

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  9 месяцев назад +34

      Nice one! Thanks for letting us know. Comment pinned 💚

    • @rogerhanson3106
      @rogerhanson3106 9 месяцев назад +7

      That's three I've missed today working in wisbech by chance

    • @shithappens1975
      @shithappens1975 9 месяцев назад +7

      Congratulations 👍

    • @rokketron
      @rokketron 9 месяцев назад +11

      You could say that you got it, so nobody else will bother, then you collect it at your convenience.

    • @gdrake316
      @gdrake316 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@rokketron 🤣🤣 good plan 😉😉

  • @emjayuu2672
    @emjayuu2672 9 месяцев назад +482

    The way the guy said "he's nobody's boss" led me to believe there are plenty of others there who think Andy's a wanker.

    • @RobertNoble-vk5sr
      @RobertNoble-vk5sr 9 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂

    • @garyevans8116
      @garyevans8116 9 месяцев назад +34

      I thought that. I think Andy must be on day release from the. Nut house.

    • @Sparks0001
      @Sparks0001 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@garyevans8116 That's a bit harsh.....on nut house inhabitants!

    • @homer1033
      @homer1033 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂 pmsl

    • @neil_mch
      @neil_mch 9 месяцев назад +6

      Same goes for his wife.

  • @SomeoneSmarter
    @SomeoneSmarter 9 месяцев назад +636

    The old "Back to work" really pushes the buttons!

    • @bryanbrookes6366
      @bryanbrookes6366 9 месяцев назад +13

      What DJ should have said you better go the coffee machine is missing you

    • @tommygunn75
      @tommygunn75 9 месяцев назад +15

      DJ should put that on the keyrings.

    • @richard308
      @richard308 9 месяцев назад

      Little saying like, From abovvveeee or BACK to work lol. ​@@tommygunn75

    • @npol1950
      @npol1950 9 месяцев назад +9

      DJ really is brilliant, pure entertainment love to see it! keep up the solid videos!

    • @an1_uk
      @an1_uk 9 месяцев назад +7

      Get back to work for minimum wage while I make a few hundred per hour from ad revenues including the hours I'm in bed asleep, lol.

  • @bearbabbalooo634
    @bearbabbalooo634 9 месяцев назад +48

    Ive worked there as a private contractor, few years back. Found all the staff there very polite, they are very health and safety, unfortunate you found the bad apple, good vid once again DJ..

  • @Preston78-44
    @Preston78-44 9 месяцев назад +34

    Andy was like something out of a Carry on film 😂😂😂

  • @cg2535
    @cg2535 9 месяцев назад +71

    Stephen enjoying his front row seat while his mate got tore to shreds 😂

    • @justahumanbeing.709
      @justahumanbeing.709 8 месяцев назад +3

      ha ha! yes, he tried to help Andy, but then just let him go!!

    • @adrianbaldwin8832
      @adrianbaldwin8832 7 месяцев назад +2

      Was thinking the same 😅😅

    • @PAFC1886
      @PAFC1886 7 месяцев назад +1

      He tore the auditor jobsworth apart yep

  • @pete3206
    @pete3206 9 месяцев назад +336

    If I was a senior manager of this site, I would be a bit concerned if my employee:
    1) Was continually rude and swearing at a member of the public.
    2) Had so much time on his hands, that he could hang around outside his work area talking about stuff he knows nothing about.
    3) Was a complete bell end, representing the Company

    • @stevegray5709
      @stevegray5709 9 месяцев назад +29

      He should be dismissed without question.

    • @craigruddock3824
      @craigruddock3824 9 месяцев назад +13

      Think you've underplayed index 3)😂

    • @tomfisher9085
      @tomfisher9085 9 месяцев назад +8

      Welcome to Wisbeach

    • @alexhuxley3355
      @alexhuxley3355 9 месяцев назад +19

      Moral: DON'T EMPLOY BELL ENDS

    • @deathvalleybro9320
      @deathvalleybro9320 9 месяцев назад +19

      Hi-viz and a hair net, he screams "authority" and you must bow to his pavement power. pfft.

  • @johnmorsley
    @johnmorsley 9 месяцев назад +140

    He's one of those people that's just never wrong. Always ready to speak, and never listens.

    • @kevinwilliams1421
      @kevinwilliams1421 9 месяцев назад +7

      My bird is like that

    • @bpc610
      @bpc610 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@kevinwilliams1421
      I pictured a parrot for a sec. I'm across the pond. You'd think I would be fluent by now.

    • @gayninja1208
      @gayninja1208 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@kevinwilliams1421 she doesn't do a lot of talking when I'm with her?

    • @stevegray5709
      @stevegray5709 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@kevinwilliams1421 Let it go!!!

    • @risingstorm4239
      @risingstorm4239 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@gayninja1208is that due to both of you going handbag shopping together

  • @Cmonkilly
    @Cmonkilly 9 месяцев назад +56

    Love how Steven stuck around for the entertainment 🤣

    • @justahumanbeing.709
      @justahumanbeing.709 8 месяцев назад +3

      not everyday you get to watch your favourite show happening right before your eyes!

  • @davidsmith5523
    @davidsmith5523 9 месяцев назад +17

    Very good question. "Is this a one way conversation". The guy brought up getting changed, then called you a pervert. Guy is a fool.

  • @MrTelboy1962
    @MrTelboy1962 9 месяцев назад +17

    Andy, the Auditors gift that keeps on giving! I'd lay money that Fountain Frozen don't employ him for his people skills!

  • @apacheandy
    @apacheandy 9 месяцев назад +202

    "ah you're one of those are you?" Brilliant come back, he didn't like that :D

    • @user-zm9gc1kt8b
      @user-zm9gc1kt8b 9 месяцев назад

      Condom head had no Cumback😂

    • @shizz7le489
      @shizz7le489 9 месяцев назад +5

      He didn't know what to do with himself once he figured out dj wasn't no push over 😅😂 He went on a power trip

  • @craigles7
    @craigles7 9 месяцев назад +32

    Our man Stephen behind the fence is a king among men and the two dudes who showed up near the end were cool.

  • @steveh3206
    @steveh3206 9 месяцев назад +49

    Wow he jumped straight in with the patronising attitude. Very professional. Love how you knocked back his "Oh right you're one of those are you?" question when he wasn't expecting it. I don't think he's used to people standing up to him. Typical bully.

  • @trippycloud87.
    @trippycloud87. 9 месяцев назад +9

    That "back to work" is enough to make the calmest person go mad 😂😂

  • @nadeemchaudhry6585
    @nadeemchaudhry6585 9 месяцев назад +13

    Just called the company and seems like they are aware already and redirecting all calls to HR and Operations manager 😂
    Keep up the great work and let's all do our bit and expose these bad companies

    • @Ruitraceur
      @Ruitraceur 9 месяцев назад +6

      The company isnt bad, just a bad apple unfortunately - everybody else who approached DJ was top notch!

    • @DillioSmithers
      @DillioSmithers 9 месяцев назад

      Mind your own business you clown

  • @dougieroberts7045
    @dougieroberts7045 9 месяцев назад +222

    There's nobody better at making oneself look stupid, than making oneself look stupid. Priceless. His expression when he realises what a berk he is, gold. A bit of advice for Andy, when you're in a hole, stop digging, it will serve you will in life. Second chap was sound, I don't think it gets much bigger than Tesco.

    • @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe
      @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe 9 месяцев назад +36

      Better to keep your gob shut and be thought stupid, than open it and remove all doubt.

    • @user-zm9gc1kt8b
      @user-zm9gc1kt8b 9 месяцев назад

      What an idiot

    • @richard308
      @richard308 9 месяцев назад +6

      TESCO 😂 I've had so many dealing with staff accusing me of lifting, so unprofessional. Most the staff.

    • @jamesjesterng7659
      @jamesjesterng7659 9 месяцев назад +8

      Instead of carrying dummies, Maybe DJ should carry a plastic spade for this guy to dig himself out of that hole.

    • @richard308
      @richard308 9 месяцев назад +5

      He's forgot he's being recorded once it'd on body cam. Totally forgot 😂

  • @Nikonik66
    @Nikonik66 9 месяцев назад +208

    People like Andy have a sort of self-confidence that is rooted in insecurity. He's a bully. He has no self respect, so don't expect him to respect others.

    • @kevinparker461
      @kevinparker461 9 месяцев назад +15

      Exactly! ... a very sad old man, zero self respect & a know all ... or so he thinks & his fireworks get pissed on & he looks what he is!

    • @StrawberrySunday212
      @StrawberrySunday212 9 месяцев назад +9

      I bet he shouts at seagulls on his lunch break

    • @user-blob
      @user-blob 9 месяцев назад

      THIS.

    • @stuartgmk
      @stuartgmk 9 месяцев назад

      ​@StrawberrySunday212 😅😅😅

    • @danj3789
      @danj3789 9 месяцев назад +5

      Probably divorced or has a very unhappy wife!

  • @richardthomas8267
    @richardthomas8267 9 месяцев назад +94

    The moment you resort to swearing at your "victim" you've lost the argument.

    • @schoolofhardknocks4501
      @schoolofhardknocks4501 9 месяцев назад +10

      Bless, Andy didn't know what words to use so he just said what comes naturally to him. that's the problem when you're short on vocabulary it's challenging.

    • @Derek_Garnham
      @Derek_Garnham 9 месяцев назад +2

      there's a difference to swearing at someone and using "swear words" as a normal part of your expression.

    • @ExileRadio
      @ExileRadio 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@schoolofhardknocks4501That’s exactly right. Stupid people often have to use swear words in an argument due to a lack of vocabulary.

  • @Hdoycey
    @Hdoycey 9 месяцев назад +40

    Funny how he kept looking and the other bloke like he’s right and waiting for him to agree but he just 100% agrees with DJ😂

  • @coconutislanddrones
    @coconutislanddrones 9 месяцев назад +21

    FFS the bold Andy is about as bright as a blackout

    • @johndonnelly3135
      @johndonnelly3135 4 месяца назад +2

      Comedy Gold, I’ve never heard that before, brilliant 😂

  • @paulwhittaker5195
    @paulwhittaker5195 9 месяцев назад +191

    Fountain Frozen recruitment needs a huge shake up. I wouldn't employ that numpty to be a scarecrow in the middle of a field.

    • @happycowgirl
      @happycowgirl 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@nicotoscani1707😂😂😂😂

    • @paulgarrood120
      @paulgarrood120 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

    • @philldownes8685
      @philldownes8685 9 месяцев назад +16

      the company gets a special grant to keep him .. its like a stupidity allowance

    • @davideddolls4738
      @davideddolls4738 9 месяцев назад

      😅😂

    • @UkAlphadog73
      @UkAlphadog73 9 месяцев назад

      Worzel Gummidge would Turn in Hes Grave lol Andy is Just A Bafoon

  • @archdeak423
    @archdeak423 9 месяцев назад +82

    Andy should leave that job and become a miner because his digging skills are second to none. I hope Andy looks at this and learns to respect the freedom of photographers in the UK. We don't want this freedom destroyed or modified by ignorance. This country is on the slippery slope without our own people contributing to it further.

    • @mattwestby1169
      @mattwestby1169 9 месяцев назад +3

      archdeak423 your comment is spot on my friend 🍻👍

    • @GovernmentalCtrl
      @GovernmentalCtrl 9 месяцев назад

      @@mattwestby1169you already have your free speech destroyed. Why not have more walking cctv on the streets and monetize it.

    • @Saxonwomen
      @Saxonwomen 9 месяцев назад

      Yep slowly having our freedoms taken away

    • @Suzyfromtheblock
      @Suzyfromtheblock 6 месяцев назад +2

      He won’t, he’s from a different generation he won’t accept change

  • @brianfd622
    @brianfd622 9 месяцев назад +63

    old Hilda Ogden with his hairnet was very unskilled with his sarcasm.

  • @ShortTEC1
    @ShortTEC1 9 месяцев назад +36

    Andy is a proper UNCLE KNOBHEAD😂😂

  • @Puddleduck1
    @Puddleduck1 9 месяцев назад +22

    Fair play to Stephen for putting Andy straight, you know that utterly crushed his ego 😂😂

  • @marky_starky
    @marky_starky 9 месяцев назад +141

    Andy was a horrible, condescending prick. He needs to re-evaluate how he see's the world, listen and learn. What a terrible representative of his company...

    • @jessemccann9711
      @jessemccann9711 9 месяцев назад

      Lol you watch a DJ Audits video and have the gall to call anybody but DJ himself a horrible condescending prick. The bloke monetizes showing up during the middle of the day at random people's jobs trying to provoke a reaction and then tries to take the moral highgroubd when he gets what he wants.

    • @Streamer687
      @Streamer687 2 месяца назад +1

      This is what happens to a person when they have been at a same job way to long. The job becomes part of them... The Idea of your getting up in the morning and going to work to make money for a living is not really in the forefront of this kind of person's mind. The JOB they do has taken over their Life entirely. As for me, I feel sorry for Andy, he's lost what the true meaning of life really is, ive seen this time and time again happen to people(Good people really),

  • @ReevyTCG
    @ReevyTCG 9 месяцев назад +116

    I've never seen an adult act so childish towards someone filming 😂

    • @JAli8826
      @JAli8826 7 месяцев назад +4

      Him arguing with that hair net killed me 😂😂

  • @daviddavid1346
    @daviddavid1346 9 месяцев назад +85

    Mr Hairnet really isn't the Brightest Lampost on the Street. I'm guessing his friends and Family call him Stupid on account of having no Sense.

    • @stuartspence3613
      @stuartspence3613 9 месяцев назад +3

      Friends?....surely not.

    • @daviddavid1346
      @daviddavid1346 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@stuartspence3613 😂 Good Point

    • @jeffknott1975
      @jeffknott1975 9 месяцев назад +1

      Think you keep pressing "shift" by mistake what's with the random capital letters? 🫠

  • @NcboreasVapes
    @NcboreasVapes 9 месяцев назад +4

    This is one of the funniest videos youve put up in a long time. I think the hair net swings it for me, DJ 😂😂😂 the back and forth is hilarious. Cant write comedy as good as this

  • @chillin-1
    @chillin-1 9 месяцев назад +7

    the respectful obliteration 🤣🤣 keep it up man

  • @rachael2908
    @rachael2908 9 месяцев назад +140

    A guy wearing a hair net was last seen fleeing a mental hospital nearby

    • @colinpc100
      @colinpc100 9 месяцев назад +3

      Butterfly net definitely needed for Andy 😂

    • @spikeyroberto
      @spikeyroberto 9 месяцев назад +3

      Does he wear the hairnet to protect his nits?

    • @CraigSteelyard
      @CraigSteelyard 9 месяцев назад +6

      The men in white coats are still looking for him 😳

    • @spikeyroberto
      @spikeyroberto 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@JOHNBOYC2but him swearing was fine?

    • @spikeyroberto
      @spikeyroberto 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@JOHNBOYC2the guy came out onto the street being rude to him - saying get back to work is hardly as rude as saying F off is it

  • @djcritchley
    @djcritchley 9 месяцев назад +133

    Can we show some appreciation for Steven what a guy 👌

    • @belumbesok
      @belumbesok 9 месяцев назад +6

      Hear Hear!

    • @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim
      @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim 9 месяцев назад +4

      👏👏👏

    • @colinpc100
      @colinpc100 9 месяцев назад +6

      Big up Steve & the other two lads

    • @Donotcomply1999
      @Donotcomply1999 9 месяцев назад +7

      Steve was a star .. I think he is gent …. Poor Andy should have listened to his pal

  • @barrybelcher-f8h
    @barrybelcher-f8h 9 месяцев назад +83

    All credit to Stephen who was trying to fill in Tubby boy's hole he was digging for himself , but Tubby had a bigger shovel.

  • @jakewise8186
    @jakewise8186 9 месяцев назад +7

    Ohh no the poor man lost his chips in this video haha😂 plenty of opportunities to calm down and walk away

  • @James-yx1om
    @James-yx1om 9 месяцев назад +26

    You had the better of Andy within 1.24 seconds of him opening his mouth😆

  • @1chiefg
    @1chiefg 9 месяцев назад +48

    You stumped him so much in the first 4 minutes, you could see his brain breaking.

  • @john-de5vf
    @john-de5vf 9 месяцев назад +46

    That gift just kept on giving . What would it take for the penny to drop . . Knew he had lost but just kept digging 😂😂😂

    • @dazediss6629
      @dazediss6629 9 месяцев назад +9

      The best part was that he knew over time that he was destroying the company by being there, but his ego was in such tatters that he couldn’t leave without trying to get the last word.
      Then he kept saying dumber & dumber shit.
      Came out to public property to talk to a member of the public; within 5 minutes he’d accused them of benefit fraud, class A drug abuse, and told them to fuck off….
      Oh well…. Off we go to Google reviews lads to tell everyone about Big Andy and his little brain.

    • @reddevil3874
      @reddevil3874 9 месяцев назад +4

      He dug that hard his heads just popped out in Australia

  • @johnbewick6357
    @johnbewick6357 9 месяцев назад +54

    'Are you snorting something' nearly choked on my cup of tea. That guy needs to get out in the real world more.

    • @sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017
      @sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 9 месяцев назад

      Nowt wrong with a nice line once in a blue moon.

    • @paolom.6011
      @paolom.6011 9 месяцев назад +3

      So he can say I think there's a guy on drugs etc. to the police. An absolute cretin.

  • @hambo8851
    @hambo8851 8 месяцев назад +5

    Andy - the gift that keeps giving

  • @BuckRecovery
    @BuckRecovery 9 месяцев назад +7

    I would love to get one of your key chains . But I'm in the U.S. 😢. But still watch every episode . Thanks for keeping us entertained 😃 and dealing with Andy 🤣

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 9 месяцев назад +118

    He made himself look a fool….Stephen who was a star tells the guy about DJ and how he goes about his audits….and the guy continued to make himself look a fool…🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @bpc610
      @bpc610 9 месяцев назад +13

      I really thought he was just going to back pedal and minimize. Nope. Full on derp.

  • @BenHikesOutdoors
    @BenHikesOutdoors 9 месяцев назад +47

    This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while. Nice one DJ 😂👍

    • @CraigSteelyard
      @CraigSteelyard 9 месяцев назад +1

      Andy said he was on the rock n roll 😂

  • @randomname3109
    @randomname3109 9 месяцев назад +261

    every accusation from this guy is in fact an admission

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 9 месяцев назад +33

      That’s what I was thinking…self projection

    • @dazediss6629
      @dazediss6629 9 месяцев назад

      Definitely claims benefits & smashes the beak.

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna 9 месяцев назад +6

      Smooth operator at bullying and intimidation.

    • @deathvalleybro9320
      @deathvalleybro9320 9 месяцев назад

      25 years ago mister hair-net was stuffing powder up his nose on a saturday and drinking himself silly after watching his local footy team get beat, he has that low IQ "geezer" personality.

    • @spikeyroberto
      @spikeyroberto 9 месяцев назад +11

      powder snorter himself maybe

  • @davidhathaway8271
    @davidhathaway8271 3 месяца назад +3

    Jeez the guy just couldn't leave it!
    Can you imagine working with a guy like that?
    Obviously didn't have much work to do if he spent all that time arguing his instinctive nonsense!

  • @fishtropiccanada4747
    @fishtropiccanada4747 9 месяцев назад +12

    Walk of shame !!! I hope Andy gets fired for being so disrespectful 😮 what a goofy goon !!!!

  • @stanneyfield
    @stanneyfield 9 месяцев назад +33

    Good ol' Andy - made a right chump of himself!! I'm sure his company will be delighted in how he deals with the public.

  • @honestbarsteward
    @honestbarsteward 9 месяцев назад +81

    “He’s a clown!”
    “You know him then do ya?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DreamClean
      @DreamClean 9 месяцев назад +5

      Straight out of a classic British comedy

    • @Blazingbreaksuk
      @Blazingbreaksuk 9 месяцев назад +3

      This made me laugh a lot 😂

    • @O.bengee
      @O.bengee 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

  • @Captainslinkys
    @Captainslinkys 9 месяцев назад +110

    Poor Andy, i don’t have kids. Thank god for that came the collective response from the viewing public.

    • @PropCollector71
      @PropCollector71 9 месяцев назад +9

      Poundland genepool.

    • @CassiWooWoo
      @CassiWooWoo 9 месяцев назад +8

      That’s exactly what I thought when he said it! Humanity had a lucky escape 😮‍💨

    • @Captainslinkys
      @Captainslinkys 9 месяцев назад

      @@PropCollector71 the gene eye bath more like!😂😂😂

  • @RussellUK
    @RussellUK 9 месяцев назад +6

    DJ is too funny when the guy started strolling towards his bike "what you gonna take it are you" sent me hahaha 🤣

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  9 месяцев назад +1

      😉

    • @RussellUK
      @RussellUK 9 месяцев назад

      would love to see you come to yorkshire!@@DJAUDITS

  • @garylynch9206
    @garylynch9206 8 месяцев назад +3

    Andy's pal tried really hard to save him from humiliating himself.

  • @thejudge-kv2jk
    @thejudge-kv2jk 9 месяцев назад +139

    What an absolute plum. Complete wally that first man was. Embarrassing.

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy 9 месяцев назад +121

    Oh dear he was digging wasn’t he😂😂😂😂poor Stephen tried his best to help his mate not look so stupid but he wasn’t listening was he. 😂😂😂

    • @davelead2742
      @davelead2742 9 месяцев назад +13

      Rumour has it that he'll be in Australia in a month at the rate he digs 😀🤣

    • @garethwood3474
      @garethwood3474 9 месяцев назад +8

      And he'll start telling them what's going on when he gets there. Old Andy's weird

  • @OrniasDMF
    @OrniasDMF 9 месяцев назад +57

    This guy is my favourite so far. So emotional. He HATED the dismissive "back to work"
    Such a powerful line that controls the weakest of wills.

    • @pauljay5478
      @pauljay5478 9 месяцев назад

      It’s disrespectful

    • @glizzforman8094
      @glizzforman8094 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@pauljay5478 not as disrespectful as an authoritarian attitude...

  • @Zombie101
    @Zombie101 9 месяцев назад +13

    'get back to work' that is the single most best line for an auditor, it presses people so hard as they know they don't want to be at work doing what they do

  • @beatrat4846
    @beatrat4846 9 месяцев назад +15

    Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Fountain Frozen’s No1 Bell End..Andy 🎉🎉👏👏👏

    • @Suzyfromtheblock
      @Suzyfromtheblock 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @independentpuppy7520
    @independentpuppy7520 9 месяцев назад +63

    Nice hair net. He looks like Ena Sharples from the old Coronation Street.

    • @elainesmith1200
      @elainesmith1200 9 месяцев назад

      Hmm, think I got confused with eastenders there. He'd still look better with a dog though.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 9 месяцев назад +1

      You should see the ones who have beards - almost a full-face net.

    • @geoffreys-yk8hc
      @geoffreys-yk8hc 9 месяцев назад

      haha

    • @briancollins3071
      @briancollins3071 6 месяцев назад +1

      You couldn't play football in Corination street, because Ena has the net ​@geoffreys-yk8hc

  • @kevinwilliams1421
    @kevinwilliams1421 9 месяцев назад +77

    You can tell he thinks he is bit of a hard case…loud mouth in the pub goes home fills his terrified bird in

    • @yolandakhan
      @yolandakhan 9 месяцев назад +1

      Definitely 😂

    • @stevegray5709
      @stevegray5709 9 месяцев назад +8

      He's as hard as a custard pie.

    • @lindsayorr7111
      @lindsayorr7111 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂 comment of the day!! 🤣🤣

    • @craigruddock3824
      @craigruddock3824 9 месяцев назад +3

      No kids, must be a Jaffa also.

    • @Cayres9
      @Cayres9 9 месяцев назад +8

      It speaks volumes when all his co workers think hes a tosser lol

  • @kenburt9696
    @kenburt9696 9 месяцев назад +77

    As the old saying goes, "Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt"

    • @gdr38515
      @gdr38515 9 месяцев назад +4

      Brilliant observation Sir.

    • @thomasfowler8212
      @thomasfowler8212 9 месяцев назад

      Haha love that saying

  • @brandonsansom2861
    @brandonsansom2861 9 месяцев назад +7

    Back to work right now absolutely buckles me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rob-gg4it
    @Rob-gg4it 17 дней назад +1

    love how you humbled that giant Toad, Big bully trying to feel important but he's not and never will be, reality is that he suffering from all those things he accused you of... 🤣

  • @zenbear4149
    @zenbear4149 9 месяцев назад +17

    Andy’s coworkers are going to be giving him hell for years after this. At least he gave the first Cockney rhyming slang ever in one of your videos.

  • @rogerthepigeon2950
    @rogerthepigeon2950 9 месяцев назад +20

    UNO reverse card at its best 😂😂 “you’re one of those are you?” Well played sir. Well played 👏

  • @QuiteSimplyMyChoice
    @QuiteSimplyMyChoice 9 месяцев назад +17

    Andy has taken his first step into a larger world.
    Highly entertaining video.

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 9 месяцев назад +10

    I love hiw you throw him back a 'one of those are you' and hes genuinley speachless 😂

  • @ThinWhiteDude
    @ThinWhiteDude 7 месяцев назад +3

    Andy worked hard for his P45 there... 🤣

  • @Noneyabusinessok
    @Noneyabusinessok 9 месяцев назад +33

    Stephen tried to stop the man from making an idiot out of himself even more. Yet he wouldn't listen.

  • @misterchippie
    @misterchippie 9 месяцев назад +49

    Telling you to get a proper job, standing there with a fishing net on his head lol.

    • @Tibialstone7
      @Tibialstone7 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @BaddaBigBoom
      @BaddaBigBoom 9 месяцев назад

      I thought it was more of a shower cap but yeah.

  • @Mirror-s8k
    @Mirror-s8k 9 месяцев назад +29

    Andy hasn’t got to his present age with an attitude like that without a criminal record 😂

  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ha hahahahahah quality stuff! Andy made the video, I wish they were all tosses like that! “Back to work”

  • @darrenbullman9450
    @darrenbullman9450 9 месяцев назад +2

    Dont want a long video and in other words feck off lmao 🤣
    Good interaction DJ your improving

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 9 месяцев назад +32

    What a proper job labouring with a shower cap on and swearing. Yeah alright 😂

  • @chrismassey3436
    @chrismassey3436 9 месяцев назад +17

    I think Andy is the chief onion tester. What a lump😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherwhittaker2620
    @christopherwhittaker2620 9 месяцев назад +26

    DJ at his tip top best. Funny, assertive but not rude, honest and open with people who have respect to him and great at integrating with those who treat him with respect. Brilliant.
    As for Andy. The words Bell and end spring to mind.

  • @ZerHour
    @ZerHour 9 месяцев назад +1

    A great video DJ ,the guy with the ear things who was explaining the process was a top bloke ,big smile ,friendly questions ,helpful and cheery ,not like many of the others you have confronted in the past 👍

  • @ChelseaboiKLTFC
    @ChelseaboiKLTFC 9 месяцев назад +6

    Bloody hell, when are people going to realise the way to deal with you is just to ignore you? 🤦‍♂️.

    • @1701-TP
      @1701-TP 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, the video won’t even go online if they do that. It’s hilarious when auditors claim “I don’t want any drama” that’s exactly what they want as that’s what people tune in for.

  • @Defia1
    @Defia1 9 месяцев назад +34

    3:41 😂😂😂😂 ahh right your one of those are ya … brilliant he was definitely stunned by your intellect when using his manor of words back to him 😂😂😂😂

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  9 месяцев назад +11

      🤣🤣💚

    • @computingananswer766
      @computingananswer766 9 месяцев назад +10

      You could see him trying to piece words together with his lips but nothing came out, kind of lad that cannot even read a book without doing it out aloud. No inner dialogue whatsoever.
      George Carlin was right: 'Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'.

    • @happycowgirl
      @happycowgirl 9 месяцев назад

      @@computingananswer766😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @Defia1
      @Defia1 9 месяцев назад

      @@computingananswer766 he’s of low intelligence and his world revolves around his job which in his head he’s of importance to the world but when he steps out and it’s home time he has no authority in any aspect so when at work he wants to have as much dominance as possible which he probably has little but in his head he’s the ruler of the world

  • @adamsweetz5156
    @adamsweetz5156 9 месяцев назад +83

    Fountain Frozen Foods, if that's the kind of staff you hire, then you and your business can go get stuffed!

    • @kieranwatt1937
      @kieranwatt1937 9 месяцев назад

      stfu u absolute karen. i bet you've never even purchased a single thing from them in your life.

    • @davelead2742
      @davelead2742 9 месяцев назад

      In fairness one plonker doesn't make up the whole workforce , he's only there to keep the good workers entertained with his stupidity 😀

    • @adamsweetz5156
      @adamsweetz5156 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@mlk8165 No, I'm a Kiwi here in New Zealand. If they brought their business to these shores with that kind of staff, cuz they'll get kick backed hard.

    • @spikeyroberto
      @spikeyroberto 9 месяцев назад +1

      They will have to rebrand to Mountain Frozen Foods now

  • @Pe77ys
    @Pe77ys 9 месяцев назад +10

    Stephen tried so hard to save the guy from himself.

  • @michaelmyers4053
    @michaelmyers4053 8 месяцев назад +3

    I found out about your channel from auditing Britain. Love your videos mate

  • @tardeliesmagic
    @tardeliesmagic 9 месяцев назад +16

    His brain cannot compute conversations.....with a huh,huh here & a eh,eh here 😂 He truly put his foot in it for all of us to see & witness, he needs to stay in bed to get his brain cells working better. Thanks for the laugh DJ. 🙂

  • @lidd..
    @lidd.. 9 месяцев назад +41

    Only one on drugs here is mr hair net

  • @kevfrombutterley
    @kevfrombutterley 9 месяцев назад +11

    Congratulations to you for opening the new place in Northampton, DJ. You kept that quiet!

  • @glenmiles6279
    @glenmiles6279 Месяц назад

    Andy tried to beat you with words DJ,but I’m afraid he didn’t have the armoury,his backpedaling was hilarious.🤣🤣

  • @ethanhermsey
    @ethanhermsey 9 месяцев назад +2

    The second dude was so nice and he knew a lot :) smart of them to put the cars there.

  • @bryanbrookes6366
    @bryanbrookes6366 9 месяцев назад +25

    Andy said the gravel was company property so why does the council have a lampost on Fountain frozen food property. Three wise men and Andy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JcWrightyLive
    @JcWrightyLive 9 месяцев назад +30

    Who's that spanner with a pair of knickers on his head? Oh it's Andy Pandy 😅

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel 9 месяцев назад +25

    I absolutely loved it when DJ said.... 'ah your one of those are ya' Genius

  • @Hebrideanphotography
    @Hebrideanphotography 2 месяца назад

    When DJ isn't winding people up.....He does actually get some interesting info.

  • @messiecampbell1960
    @messiecampbell1960 5 месяцев назад

    Absolutely beautiful to watch on a Sunday afternoon! Nuff love for DJ

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 9 месяцев назад +14

    DJ that was a very good video. Keep it up. Ps: Andy was challenging and he’s not used to being taken to task.

  • @Alexander-br7vh
    @Alexander-br7vh 9 месяцев назад +24

    DJ made um look really silly 😂

    • @shithappens1975
      @shithappens1975 9 месяцев назад +12

      He made himself look really silly, DJ just let him do it lol

  • @darrenross1807
    @darrenross1807 9 месяцев назад +105

    Photography is not a crime

    • @GovernmentalCtrl
      @GovernmentalCtrl 9 месяцев назад

      You’ve already destroyed your free speech, why not have more walking cctv on the streets and monetize it. Call it “photography”. Bunch of hypocritical, narcissistic, brainwashed buffoons. You don’t care about freedom nor truth. You are fame and fortune seekers. Food for thought, bon apathy.

    • @SpitfireCallum
      @SpitfireCallum 9 месяцев назад +2

      PINAC PINAC PINAC

    • @501sqn3
      @501sqn3 9 месяцев назад

      Really???🤔

  • @magdebates2697
    @magdebates2697 9 месяцев назад +2

    that first guy whatta bellus enduss lol

  • @p0pgh0st
    @p0pgh0st 9 месяцев назад +6

    Lol. Out of everyone in the company who could have first approached you.. poor frozen mountain 😂

  • @TorTay77
    @TorTay77 9 месяцев назад +12

    I bet the HR team are working a bit late tonight 😂 Great content DJ 🤙

  • @martynpope8218
    @martynpope8218 9 месяцев назад +13

    Okay: Masterfully handled DJ. The putting in place of the jobsworth trying to interrogate you at the beginning. He gained the certificate. Didn't do the brand much justice did he.

  • @colonelbuds
    @colonelbuds 9 месяцев назад +14

    feel bad for his mate 😂 bless he tried to save the cleaner

  • @tractorboy2002
    @tractorboy2002 9 месяцев назад +4

    Not that Andy needed to provide further evidence after a couple of minutes of idiocy but it was fascinating to watch a fool in action. If his company has any credibility they will be inviting Andy in for a disciplinary meeting to discuss his foul language. Funny when asked his colleague said Andy wasn't in charge of anyone and when DJ said Andy was a clown he didn't dispute that. Nice one DJ.

    • @Georgie1965
      @Georgie1965 9 месяцев назад

      As a wisbech resident, I'm embarrassed. Andy looks a bloody idiot and running his mouth, he sounds an idiot lol

    • @Scottehx
      @Scottehx 9 месяцев назад +2

      Think he said, “oh you know him” 😂

  • @XIII.Gemina
    @XIII.Gemina Месяц назад

    Yes 🎉 yes 🎉 Another: " BACK TO WORK!" 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ Make my day DJ !!!