Beside the meme, Aquaman is really powerful, obviously is not on the, half inch away of being a full God like superman or flash, but on his own he can fight almost anyone (maybe not win all but give a fight before going down) also even if niche, beside the godlike members nobody will stand a true chance in the ocean
Dude people sleep on aquaman but he's not far off from superman's strength as long as he is hydrated lol. But he can pull water from the air and even supes has a weakness. That being said he's right around wonderwomans strength and skill level
In comics it was revealed that Batman usually does take sedative and other cautious drugs cause he knows he isn't the most powerful..... So I won't be surprised if he was on some sedative to reduce pain from broken rib
Its a superpower called unbreakable mind and will power, his whole villain's purpose is to break him mentally but they just cant and add to that he is incredibly smart and skilled
Its funny how when Lex mention "and then theres superwoman" And for some reason superman was offended by that thinking Lex mentioning him bring wuss 😂😂😂
“That’s gonna cost you a-“ “I’m gonna stop you right there; I’m Bruce-freaking-Wayne whatever it is you were gonna say I can probably afford it” *throws his credit card like a baterang*
@@bahamute6198 Batman: *sees Aqauman take a hit* Hey Aquaman! I bet he can beat yo ass black and blue like my suit in The Brave and The Bold! Aquaman: Ah hell now! *starts to murder guy* Who ass you gone beat, bitch!? WHO ASS YOU GONE BEAT!? Batman: Hook, line and sinker.
Batman is the most badass character I've ever known, he is cocky, willing to get hurt just to complete a mission and get sexually assaulted by Walmart superwoman
Gross! Bruh poor Batman he did not deserve that Sexual assault. And for everyone who is gonna say “it was just a kiss!!” Well it was noncensual Batman didn’t want to kiss her, that is technically Sexual Assault/Harassment
@@yahmicah4294 yeah if my wife assaults me to the point where I lose the tip of one of my fingers and she craps in my bed then yeah imma neglect her too.
It's unreal the ignorance of people that badly edit these shorts and then post them. Not a god damn one of them know proper grammar nor how to edit a video well...
Nah imagine u getting your ass kicked and you see Batman try to face the strongest chick from that team who is on par with wonderwoman. Suddenly you get a radio transmission and it’s Batman saying he got it covered. Like damn
Would You Accept SuperWoman’s Offer To Be Her Pet?? 🦮👇
Subscribe With Notifications PLEASE! 🛎️
It’s free and it WON’T COST you a RIB
I’m not going to say what I wanna say
YES!
@@brian4950 look, someone just did it for you lol
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Maybe😅 when I turn the right age rn I’m just 14
For someone that witnessed world war 1 she was quiet ready to just inhale a shit ton of gas.
Did you not know that was how Allied forces got rid of gas from trenches?
@@fireiron369 I doubt they were inhaling chlorine gas on purpose to “get rid of it”. They used improvised gas masks so they wouldn’t inhale it
But Superwoman isn't actually Diana in this universe right?
@@chaosomega623Pretty sure it is. It's an evil WonderWoman.
Now whether or not they've experienced similar lives (ie going through WWI and such) idk.
@@chaosomega623No, this is Mary Batson. There's also another evil Superwoman in the comics who is Lois Lane.
"Careful Aquaman"
Aquaman : lands the sickest combos during the fight
Under de sea where you shall bee~~~
Beside the meme, Aquaman is really powerful, obviously is not on the, half inch away of being a full God like superman or flash, but on his own he can fight almost anyone (maybe not win all but give a fight before going down) also even if niche, beside the godlike members nobody will stand a true chance in the ocean
@@Aendermanin traction
Dude people sleep on aquaman but he's not far off from superman's strength as long as he is hydrated lol. But he can pull water from the air and even supes has a weakness. That being said he's right around wonderwomans strength and skill level
🥶
Batman is the most sexually assaulted super hero ever lol
Invincible says hi
Invincible laughing at you 🤣
@@rileyowen7245 laughing and crying at the same time
*Nightwing has entered the chat*
@@abhinavkishoreprasadBoth, talia raped Batman
-"Batman to Justice League" - "Call an ambulance , but not for me"
That rhymed 😂
That's gonna cost you a rib
Damn
Well for him too, she did just break a rib after all.
more like call bill cosby
Imagine getting a rib broken just for saying no to somebody who has a boyfriend
She fancied him that’s why eventhough she already has him as a boyfriend coz it’s an alternate earth lmaoo but the original always has the most rizz😼
Women be like that
Batman had a boyfriend too tho
Yes
It was actually for the punch. Or both.
Batman's ability to go from "ow my rib is broken" to "I am perfectly fine" is always hilarious
Batman has super power and it is being completely badass
@@Lu_R Facts!!!
Bats is always prepared for everything. Probably had his ribs surgically float on purpose just for this.
In comics it was revealed that Batman usually does take sedative and other cautious drugs cause he knows he isn't the most powerful.....
So I won't be surprised if he was on some sedative to reduce pain from broken rib
Its a superpower called unbreakable mind and will power, his whole villain's purpose is to break him mentally but they just cant and add to that he is incredibly smart and skilled
Freaky ahh animators did not have to do a lip bite 😂😂
bruh frrr 💀
Hol up
YES TF THEY DID
Wish that was me 😢😫😭😭😭😭
I swear @@JahonCross
Frfr
“Wanna hear a secret?”
“🦅🦅🦅”
Frrr😂😂😂😂
That was actually a red tailed hawk lol
The greatest superpower. 'MURRICA
America's secret
Black canary: Wanna hear a Secret??
Me: From you, Hell no
Black Canary: okay That's gonna cost you a rib 😅😅😅
bro really stood up and talked and breathed through a gasmask with a broken rib
Well a broken rib is probably least of batman worries 😭
Batmans went through worse and still kicked ass
But I felt that broken rib
BECAUSE HES BATMAAAAN
Remember in his first year he took a gunshot and had to walk through the entire sewer system to get back home
@@SymmbolZSthe court of owls story or something different?
Batman just casually getting sexually assaulted. 💀
Talia did it better.
And then HE drugged HER just to get away💀
@@user-sk6dx8uz9y XD
It was either that or death by snu-snu
@@theophiledyes
Why almost all batman female enemies try to sexually assault him💀
Not native.
Bc he is batman, im wondering how his male enemies can resist the urges
Bruce is a playboy for a reason
Suffering from success
A quote from Injustice to answer your question "Catwoman's billionare sugardaddy"
@@seymourbuttz6419 Lmao
Batman: batman to justice league, she swallower not a spitter
😂
Good one 😂😂😂😂
Haha lmao
Omg😂😂😂😂
Wonder Woman: Me too
I love how she casually sexually assaults him mid fight.
People in the comments: **wish it was me**
@@balkanboi06Wish that was me 🗿
@@Agustin_Leal 🤣😅😆
Them he hit her with the Cosby special
@@LeeLonnieLove😂😂😂😂😂
"Careful Aquaman they're stronger than you are." Probably motivated Aquaman to fight harder hearing that from the guy without powers lol.
The disrespect was real
@@regulus7181he lied that time though to save the Flashs life
I commented this to because aquaman was throwing them bitches
Crying!!!
😂😂😂
I think Batman’s secret superpower is the ability to somehow resist all the fine women he pulls 24/7
Why does everyone just casually assault my boy Batman 😭
They want his batarang
Batman:"Careful, Aquaman! They're stronger than you!"
Aquaman:"And I took that personally."
Aquaman: look who is talking
Mans was piecing them up wit Maximum Efficiency 💯💯
Popeyes biscuit with no drink
😂Batman was just teasing him to get in zone
That remains to bee seen'/!!! That's one of the best lines of this movie'/!!!
Super woman: *Literally breaks Batman’s rib”
Batman: “Tis but a scratch”
Just a flesh wound
😂😂😂😂😂
In a nutshell
“Later on”
Batman: *Gets his ass kicked by Owlman”
@@Demaad But once he mentioned that Owlman blinked, he beat Owlman...
Batman KNOWS he can't afford to lose. The pegging would LITERALLY kill him.
Lmaoooo
💀
😑
💀geez
A price… I’m willing to pay
"careful aquaman!"
Aquaman: **being careful not to kill them**
Superwoman: *inhales gas and passes out*
Batman: " Batman to Justice League... *Giggity* "
Nah bro
Who else but quagmire.
@@shegotass240 Who else but quantum entanglement
Its funny how when Lex mention "and then theres superwoman"
And for some reason superman was offended by that thinking Lex mentioning him bring wuss 😂😂😂
BRO YES
I like how quickly Batman goes from “Aughhh my rib” to “You thought Bitch” 😭
😂
That's why he's the goat the goat
call an ambulance
*but not for me*
Lmao 🤣😭😭
@@myaltaccount4438I was JUST about to type that
“Sorry! You’re not my type”
That went hard
Thing is she’s literally his type 😂
@@fanwee5048How is she his type when he just said she wasn't?
@@quandaviousgooch4726He was trolling her. Given his past history of lovers, he enjoys strong domineering women.
Kissing your opponent midfight is crazy bruh wtf 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
that reminds me of that Kung Fu Panda Short Animation💀
Me next pls
Even the most alpha woman falls at the feet of Batman
Because he’s a alpha male💪🏾
(The triggered are hilarious)
@@mylezzpurhourr its because hes not an alpha whatever that makes him a true chad. No red or blue pills.. just gettin shit done
@@mylezzpurhourrso for u male > female?
@@mylezzpurhourr there is no alpha men nor women. This whole concept is incel bullshit.
I don’t see how she is Alpha? The only Alpha lady I know of is Jesus’s mom
Her: *kisses him while she’s sober*
Also her: “You remind me of my boyfriend “
She's cheating on her boyfriend
@@Lawson_Irwin Owlman (the boyfriend in question): "Meh, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters."
Bro is the definition of: "I ain't a simp"
Batman: "sorry your not my type"
Superwoman: 🥺(sad in the inside)
Nah! He's dated hotter chicks
Its wonder woman here.
@@babelette its not superwoman or wonder woman
You're
@@vaathiannawhen it's super woman it's not about doll look which u seek in corn lol .
"that's gonna cost you a rib."
"I don't think I have a good one left, bane took care of that."
“That’s gonna cost you a-“
“I’m gonna stop you right there; I’m Bruce-freaking-Wayne whatever it is you were gonna say I can probably afford it” *throws his credit card like a baterang*
what is the name of this cartoon
@@Fireheart__ what is the name of this cartoon
@@1mariahcampbell657Justice league: crisis on two earths
@@beckyugbe565 thanks
That rib cracking noise was perfection💀
She just casually sets a pillar on batman 💀💀💀
Its nice Batman stays truly loyal to Joker and doesnt want side pieces
He was also pretty casual for having a broken rib for the rest of the movie
Yeah it’s nice it gives you hope for humanity 😊
@@number-14ikr he’s like I have a broken rib well I’m still gonna throw bombs
@@number-14its just a flesh wound!
I mean, by not choosing to kill Joker, Batman technically prioritizes him over Gotham . . . so I guess the Joker is what Batman values most?
Batman: “Be careful Aquaman!”
Aquaman: “helicopter helicopter”
Why did I automatically sing that as I read it?🤣🤣
😂damnnnn
@@ericmcwilliams7719 Because that's the way!
@@ericmcwilliams7719 It came naturally my man
@@ericmcwilliams7719If you ain’t singing it, you ain’t doing it right
Crazy self control I could never
Same I'd kiss her back
Ok but let’s be real that rib crack was personally brutal
That looked painful (she can break my ribs too pls)
@@Naoto-kun1085 nah bro 💀
Batman has successfully avoided Darkseid's omega beams but here chooses not to roll sideways when a pillar is dropped on him
Perhaps all part of his plan to lead her into a false sense of security
His plot armor didn't work this time
@@angelvillegas9604no it did, it stopped the pillar from killing him. 😅
had a pillar slammed on him, which means it's faster, but aside from that your point mostly stands unaffected.
I think he needed her to understimate him.
Batman: Careful Aquaman! They're strogner than you!
Aquaman: *force feeds a guy two biscuits with no water*
Batman: Oh shit, nevermind, they weak af.
LMAAOOO
Exactly 💯
That one-two Popeyes biscuit with no drink special😂
Plot twist, Batman knew Aquaman was lacking recently and provoked him to make him show effort.
@@bahamute6198
Batman: *sees Aqauman take a hit* Hey Aquaman! I bet he can beat yo ass black and blue like my suit in The Brave and The Bold!
Aquaman: Ah hell now! *starts to murder guy* Who ass you gone beat, bitch!? WHO ASS YOU GONE BEAT!?
Batman: Hook, line and sinker.
Her two braincells thought it would be a great idea to inhale everything from a grande her enemy threw at her
She thought he was trying to run
Batman is the most badass character I've ever known, he is cocky, willing to get hurt just to complete a mission and get sexually assaulted by Walmart superwoman
Walmart Superwoman. 😂🎉
I would have gone Walmart Wonder Woman but still beautiful 😻
Does it count as assault if he enjoys it?
@@destructodanie you are right, walmart wonder woman would have been better
She kissed him and bit his lip at the same time. Goodness!! She's a savage.
She sexually assaulted Batman 😂
And a predator lmao
I would have pulled down my pants immediately.
@@iwishiwasthomasshelbyofc 😒
If it was a man he would be charged for rape 😂
Guys with powers always think they're untouchable. Thats why batman always wins. The hubris is their downfall.
fr
👍TRUE 👍
“Careful Aquaman, they’re stronger than you are!”
Aquaman: lol no
"Careful Aquaman they're stronger than you are!"
*Bodies the guy*
The message is for the other guys to underestimate Aquaman, and get Aquaman heated to carry the fight.
-Batman in the shower
@@philcoats6812yeah..shower man
Bruh imagine hearing "you wanna hear a secret" then having your eardrums burst because it was Black Canary
What? Can't hear you! Canary shouted my ears out!
what's your superpowers?
Batman:Rizz.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN INHALE A FREAKING GAS? LMAO
Thomas Wayne: It’s not smoke, it’s Smilex.
Nah thomas’ batman would be like “its not smoke, its mustard gas”
@@ThePrimordialArchonwhats worse, as a doctor, he knows the horrible effects mustard gas has on people.
@TheyCallMeMrMaybe, that's right
@@ThePrimordialArchon Smilex is worse
It's skrillex
Imagine being roofied by your crush so they could _run away_ from you. 💀
Negative rizz
Batman: “Careful aquaman”
Aquaman: **proceeds to hit the most nastiest hardest combo ever seen that would make Arkham batman proud**
She didn't even know. Batman's ALWAYS thinking several steps ahead. 😂😂😂
The fact that she just casually picks up a cement post and drops it on him
And he beats her after cause he’s Batman
@@abdoucisse894 W
Do you mean a pillar..?
The fact you think this is impressive tells me you haven't went down the rabbit hole for absurdities of comics.
@@abdoucisse894and plot armor
"Batman to Justice League, I'm about to get busy for a couple of hours, don't call me"
💀
LMFAO
Batman no calls
Lmaoooo
😂😂😂
😭😭😭
“It’s not smoke, it’s actually Superman’s weed, he calls it..
General Za”
Just ugly laughed
underated comment
Yo that is a best ever comment 😂
That is Sick!
Best Freaking Comment EVER!!! 😂😂😂😂
She wants the bat as her pet.
I wonder what the owl would think about it.
"Careful Aquaman"
*hits two piece combo immidiately*
Yeah makes sense, I wouldn’t want to be with a girl who sexually assaulted me, threatened to make me her pet, then broke a rib.
LIES..................YOU KNOW YOU WOULD YOU JUST WONT ADMIT IT
Can I eat her liver? No.
Do I want to? I'm considering it.
I mean… Don’t knock it till you try it…
Yup, girl was being sick and disgusting asfk.
@@blkking606Speak for yourself, weirdo.
Aquaman really just boxed that guy up right after batman insulted his skills, seems about right considering everyone underestimates the fish man
Bats basically told him "work smarter, not harder" and he started to use combat instead of simple hand-throwing
😂lol
When bro passes you the blunt and its a little too strong
when you realize that batman faked a scream of pain when she breaks his rib cause he wants her to be caught off guard
I mean if that pillar really landed on him he'd be dead lol. Just a normal crappy human 😄
Mf aint normal 💀 @@brettk9316
@@brettk9316no he would not lol most likely outta commission but not kill
I don't think that was fake. She literally broke his rib.
Nah you're reaching. She literally broke his rib
Batman: Careful aquaman, their stronger than you.
Aquaman:...this muthafugga.
“It’s not a smoke bomb. It’s my fart jars.”
"Normally I sell it on only fans for 5$, but for you it's free"
@@fuzzynuttz5092 “Well thank you, Bats!”
Dang, lucky!!! I want it too😆
@@AlgaInventory Well, only if you pay
@@LePetitArtiste09 *sigh*, fine. But it has to be fresh! Like immediately from your source to my nose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Batman to Justice league"
Batman being sigma for one minute straight❤
“That’s gonna cost you a testicle”
Yeeeesh
"It's not smoke, it's Superman's fart I've been collecting for the past few months"
I didn't know he's lactose intolerant
I wouldnt put that past him tbh
😂
😂
Shit is stronger then mustard gas
She really wanted Bats to clap her cheeks.
No she dominating him it's different for Sigma man like batman he didn't like this
@@mad-mythsreal imao
More like she wanted to clap his cheeks
what's her name?
Well his other varians did it, her boyfriend is another version of bruce anyway 😂
“Nice moves. You remind me of my boyfriend.”
This woman is a menace. Lol
Batman is smart god dang
Batman: sorry, your not my type
Superwoman: EEmotional Damage!
*+1 broken rib*
Superwoman: "Oh really; history has shown that you'll Hit A Bad chic under the right circumstances". .. let's be clear
🤓🤓
@@whitewolf2265got drugged and r@ped then 😂
@@suhnyy5 nice face reveal
Careful Aqua Man, they're stronger than you are😂
That kiss was personal
Superwoman:
"I like when my lovers make noise"
Batman:
*throws anesthetic capsule*
"I like mine asleep"
Bruce Cosby
@@fabooshkaBill Wayne
@@Anw4rr10rBoppidy Boopidy
he gets that from talia
💀
Batman the only dude to roofie a chick to get away.
yeah the sickest dude in the "justice" league. goes all out against fools with superpower when he is just a ninja.
😂😅
@@bluestonebest1893when put it like that batman has some tough as villains to go up against
Lol And only dude not to get charged for it..
“I like my lovers to make a lil noise” bruh that’s just 💀
Gross! Bruh poor Batman he did not deserve that Sexual assault. And for everyone who is gonna say “it was just a kiss!!” Well it was noncensual Batman didn’t want to kiss her, that is technically Sexual Assault/Harassment
Dawg after that fight I’m taking her ass to court bruh. She need to be on the registry 💀
Bruce gonna pull a Johny Depp
@@nxmx6ix*neglects and ignores* (Not a good dynamic between a couple)
@@yahmicah4294 yeah if my wife assaults me to the point where I lose the tip of one of my fingers and she craps in my bed then yeah imma neglect her too.
If Batman didn’t want the kiss, then he should’ve just punched her. Batman is more than capable of self defense.
The only list she gon be on is mine. She's going to my basement.
I forget how powerful superheroes can be. She just broke his rib with her thumb.
Are we gonna ignore how he just broke a rib and proceeded to stand up and call for help like nothing happened?
“Careful Aquaman, they’re stronger than you!”
Aquaman: 🐟
(Translation: “Tell that to these hands, bitch”)
Bruh
*Fins*
Batman really sending subliminals 😂
W comment
he's a big tuna. he can handle it.
Woman: Flirts a bit
Batman: That's anesthetic gus
Bro edited and still left a typo
The anesthetic be like: I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter
That ain't flirting, she rapey asf
@@pepperman420you didn't get the joke
This is the moment where Heisenbat became one with the Gus
bro this batmans voice actor has always been good asf being him back
“That’s not my type.” Yeah right. Damn liar
do you know his type? If you asked me, I also dont like super bossy woman...
@@bbudimanalqodri catwoman who pegs him
@@JBJMMA His type is Rachel.
@@bbudimanalqodriRachel who?😭
@@bbudimanalqodri”WHERE IS SHE”
Learned that trick from Bill Cosby.
You mean Damian's mother.
Boi what the hel boi 💀💀💀💀 so outta pocket lmfao
She WASN'T his type, remember?
That's so wrong😂😂
THAT'S F🤬KED UP
She pulled a little deeply on that Za Za🤣🤣
that lip bite was diabolical
Batman: "Careful Aquaman! They're stronger than you are!"
Aquaman: *"I AIN'T HEAR NO BELL!"*
"You're" vs "Your" is every captioners kryptonite these days.
It's unreal the ignorance of people that badly edit these shorts and then post them. Not a god damn one of them know proper grammar nor how to edit a video well...
So fkn annoying 🤬
Imagine if they had to learn the differences between "there," "their," and "they're!" 😂
i know right
rip Inglish
Only to nerds
“Batman to Justice League… Jackpot.”
Batman to justice league :- I'll be late today.
Bro I love the fact that batman happens to attract almost any woman and he never asked for it 😭😭😭
wow who would think a rich tall beautiful charismatic man with an array of combat skills would attract women, crazy thought.
@@batman5071 you wanna tell us smth?
@@dombelly3343 No.
All women except me lol 🤩🤭
@@jeonjunggukseomma_2.097frfr
“Careful Aquaman, they’re stronger than you are”
Aquaman: **Pieces one up with the nastiest combination in the fight**
"Careful Aquaman, they're stronger than you are!"
Also Aquaman giving homie the cleanest two-hit elbow combo:
I love how superwoman casually commits sexual assault against batman lmao.
Nah imagine u getting your ass kicked and you see Batman try to face the strongest chick from that team who is on par with wonderwoman. Suddenly you get a radio transmission and it’s Batman saying he got it covered. Like damn
No dead ass 😂
BATMAN IS HIM
Because his Batman🦇🐐😅
Aquaman said “Stronger than who??” Lmao
That knockout gas might have given bill Cosby some ideas.
YOU CAN FILE THAT ONE UNDER "REALLY BAD ASS"
"batman to the justice league, im able to talk with you guys from another dimension due to the plot. do not worry, I am Batman".
He wasn't talking to them from a different universe though.
pretty sure they were in that dimension at that time
😂
Cause barman
Look at me I am pointing out a plot point that benefits batman! Am I one of the cool kids yet?
Batman playing hard to get the whole time then slips her a mickey at the end… 😂
OOOH NOOO
“That’s gonna cost you a rib”
Casually BREAKS Batman’s rib in half with her thumb when 6 seconds before he was juts smooshed with a pillar