The WORST Girlfriend You Could Ever Have | Siren Evolution Explained

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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  3 месяца назад +162

    Thanks for watching guys! Stay way from the Sirens, as you will see, its horrible
    Got halloween merch dropping!: www.roanokemerch.com

    • @JJmike35-50
      @JJmike35-50 3 месяца назад +6

      𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 💀🤣🤣🤣 2:21
      𝙍𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂!

    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 3 месяца назад +3

      Roanoke Gaming Can you please do a video on The Kytinn From mortal Kombat

    • @veronicadrysdale8066
      @veronicadrysdale8066 3 месяца назад +3

      Does LSD work on people with aphantasia?

    • @JJmike35-50
      @JJmike35-50 3 месяца назад

      @@veronicadrysdale8066 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨

    • @rabidunion6949
      @rabidunion6949 3 месяца назад +1

      Okay you got my curiosity about bulls and the Discovery channel. Care to explain? Or leave a link where I can get the answers? LoL The smart jokes sometimes go over my head. 😆

  • @al145
    @al145 3 месяца назад +1394

    Those naked singing women telling me to sail this ship into the rocks are making some really good points, though

    • @coreyclarke1604
      @coreyclarke1604 3 месяца назад +83

      Two good points

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 3 месяца назад +17

      Best way to get food and defend an area.

    • @JohnMitchem-e2k
      @JohnMitchem-e2k 3 месяца назад +26

      On the one hand, survival. On the other hand, laid. Hmmm... Tough call.

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro she ain't even Gunna get it on before ripping your head clean off :(

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 3 месяца назад +14

      @@JohnMitchem-e2k I prefer to use one hand because both won't fit

  • @meat5069
    @meat5069 3 месяца назад +1011

    "Hook up with her, see if she likes drinking, try socializing, and start a bar fight and watch the show" -Roanoke Gaming, monster dating expert

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute 3 месяца назад +32

      The bar fight line made me burst out laughing 😂 I mean at that point heck, why not

    • @FollowTheFaceless
      @FollowTheFaceless 3 месяца назад +36

      Demonic entity socialization plan... up until she becomes a streamer or smthn. Imagine how much money she can make online if her singing works through speakers.

  • @jankorpala2071
    @jankorpala2071 3 месяца назад +1673

    So i have basically learned three things from Roanoke.
    1. Humanity needs to get off this rock.
    2. Tinnitus is bullshit.
    3. Angler fish.

    • @BirdAnger
      @BirdAnger 3 месяца назад +98

      Don't forget to start with the feet!

    • @TheZirael
      @TheZirael 3 месяца назад +32

      also, aversion to soap-tasting cilantro is genetic

    • @chrrmin1979
      @chrrmin1979 3 месяца назад +25

      Stay strapped or get clapped

    • @fernandoruiz4963
      @fernandoruiz4963 3 месяца назад +35

      And rabies

    • @knowwon3391
      @knowwon3391 3 месяца назад +19

      Aaand too much antibacterial soap.

  • @infernotheprotogen5736
    @infernotheprotogen5736 3 месяца назад +1132

    Fun fact about sirens in mythology, singing about sex ISN'T what they do, they sing about desire in general. If you desire knowledge above all they will sing about having knowledge, if you DO desire sex they will sing about it, if you desire mac and cheese above all else they'll even sing about having it

    • @Kennisaurus
      @Kennisaurus 3 месяца назад +294

      I love thinking about someone being like "she can't enchant me, I'm gay/asexual" and then she starts singing about the world's biggest ball of yarn and dude is in the water drowning to get to her

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 3 месяца назад +152

      That makes sense why sex is what is standard as sailors are at sea for months.

    • @Nervete
      @Nervete 3 месяца назад +116

      *Insert sirens singing about Disney bankruptcy*

    • @t3hHellhound
      @t3hHellhound 3 месяца назад +83

      Well fuck. My fondness for Mac and cheese has now become a weakness. Unacceptable!

    • @TypicalCynic_
      @TypicalCynic_ 3 месяца назад +63

      If the Siren starts singing about having a PS5 I’m pretty much fucked. It’s over.

  • @nategarage
    @nategarage 3 месяца назад +3072

    Day 12 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover subnautica.

    • @dirdydan
      @dirdydan 3 месяца назад +112

      I second that

    • @davidwallin6889
      @davidwallin6889 3 месяца назад +91

      I third that

    • @alexschmeling2655
      @alexschmeling2655 3 месяца назад +115

      Gods mistakes are down there, I stand with roanoke 😂

    • @Mon_Idle
      @Mon_Idle 3 месяца назад +25

      There’s already 1000000 copy paste videos about subnautica to be honest

    • @FrunkAsADuck
      @FrunkAsADuck 3 месяца назад +8

      He's a little girly man, he wont.

  • @devanrana8544
    @devanrana8544 3 месяца назад +1016

    They summoned a Succubus but called her Siren because just like Zombies doesn't exist in Zombie movies Succubus doesn't in their movie.

    • @al145
      @al145 3 месяца назад +149

      Look, they also kinda made her a harpy too, mythology is sometimes vague anyway

    • @JamesSherrick
      @JamesSherrick 3 месяца назад +123

      It's supposed to be like... Lilith. Like. THE Lilith.
      Lilith sings in traditional Hebrew Mythology. She's supposed to be like... a full blown demon

    • @unclekitty4215
      @unclekitty4215 3 месяца назад +92

      They're still smarter than the nazis in The Devil's Rock (2011). They summon a succubus, realize Hell is real, and are immediately dumb enough to go "How can we weaponize this? Surely there won't be any consequences for our hubris."

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 3 месяца назад +54

      @@unclekitty4215 That's actually pretty in-line with Wolfenstein and some versions of the UAC.

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 3 месяца назад +79

      ​@@al145In Greek mythology, a siren is actually a bird-woman hybrid. It didn't start being conflated with a mermaid until many centuries later, so it's actually more accurate to the myth.

  • @drogozi3308
    @drogozi3308 3 месяца назад +415

    She can't force you into reliving your fun time with women if you got no game to begin with (taps head)

  • @pwojo9776
    @pwojo9776 3 месяца назад +123

    Some old guys in Greece thousands of years ago: Hey, don't mess with the monster ladies on the islands.
    A lot of people nowadays, men and women alike, holding flowers and chocolates, trudging into the water: Okay, but hear me out.

    • @jpabe9321
      @jpabe9321 9 дней назад

      The old guys in Greece thousands of years ago were probably more interested in the young boys in Greece thousands of years ago anyway.

  • @Nil-qg2me
    @Nil-qg2me 3 месяца назад +312

    Siren: Be not afraid.
    Me: Ma'am, this is the sexiest moment of my life.

    • @supersaiyanbino
      @supersaiyanbino 3 месяца назад +30

      I can think of many many worse things than having a succubus GF for life.

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 3 месяца назад +10

      I feel like dudes love the idea of obsessed women, but actually having one is annoying af

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 месяца назад +4

      @niropaxum958 So do women, until you realize that Twilight is creepier is hindsight.

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 3 месяца назад +3

      @@UGNAvalon ehh Edward is not obsessed as much as he is dangerous, women love the dangerous edgy hot guy who has a complex side and just can't wait to open upp about his complex ass to this super bland girl that is special to him.

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 3 месяца назад +6

      @@UGNAvalon If Ancient Rome is the setting you would have Ramicus the mysterious pit fighter who never loses. has mysterious pagan tattoos and has no interest in women, until he sees the girl next door. She becomes more important than his fighting career despite being an average Jane.
      For dudes it would be Julia the senators daughter, verry unhinged, kills slaves on her free time and she develops an obsession with ur average Joe... Which is me, I can fix her, teach her the ways of pleb mercy... Until she summons me to the palace for like the 7th time today "can you fuck off for a moment woman"

  • @brian_belmont87
    @brian_belmont87 3 месяца назад +62

    The Siren character was very unique. When she sang she could see inside of you in a way that other people cannot. She saw who that man was down to his deepest self without any filters or being able to hide anything. She fell in love with him because of what she saw. They should really do a follow up story to this.

    • @kayleptwomoons1007
      @kayleptwomoons1007 Месяц назад

      Are you sure he wasn't just easy. He loves his wife and suffers when his brother dies, but he could just be vulnerable like that.

  • @lordgrub12345
    @lordgrub12345 3 месяца назад +644

    Fun fact: this movie is inspired by a short film made in the popular horror movie V/H/S. People liked it so much, the creator made a whole movie about it. It's a great movie, really creepy, even though the series has a history of having weirdo main characters that makes it hard to feel bad for them when they die.

    • @Dapper_Doormat
      @Dapper_Doormat 3 месяца назад +53

      I was just wondering about that 😂 the monster concept and design is strikingly similar
      It all makes sense now

    • @rui_si
      @rui_si 3 месяца назад +13

      Didn't they also make a whole movie about the alien segment in vhs2?

    • @abdellahou2615
      @abdellahou2615 3 месяца назад +1

      What's the name of the movie ?

    • @rui_si
      @rui_si 3 месяца назад +15

      Kids vs Aliens (2022)

    • @balloonedraccoon2503
      @balloonedraccoon2503 3 месяца назад +19

      I love the short story, had no idea they did a full movie of it

  • @TheRealZombieWizard
    @TheRealZombieWizard 3 месяца назад +167

    I’m jealous of this guy getting a siren/demon girlfriend, some people have all the luck. She has wings, could you imagine all the cool stuff she could do, like carry me over traffic or help me reach a very high shelf without a stool. Some dudes could only dream of such a girlfriend.

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 3 месяца назад +52

      Stop doing the splitting your head open thing and I'll stop pretending I don't like it when you do the tail thing.

    • @divolg7981
      @divolg7981 3 месяца назад +16

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 Lmao. Absolutely based.

    • @bolg892
      @bolg892 3 месяца назад

      Nah. I think I'd rather pick the Geralt route and just slay the monster.

    • @dineez627
      @dineez627 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bolg892 For free?

    • @PutTheCookieDown
      @PutTheCookieDown Месяц назад +2

      I can confirm theyre the best but exhausting but completely worth.

  • @xscaliersolid1194
    @xscaliersolid1194 3 месяца назад +344

    The fact that I kept getting ads for Trojan condoms during the video is darkly amusing.

    • @biotoxin6280
      @biotoxin6280 3 месяца назад +30

      It is a sign a divine and unholy message hinting at what you should do.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 3 месяца назад +7

      I got no such messaging.

  • @frostedbvtts
    @frostedbvtts 3 месяца назад +104

    As a Missourian, I can assure you all that Humansville is real and nothing suspicious happens there at all and if you think otherwise you're just paranoid.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  3 месяца назад +35

      Yes of course, no need to investigate any further!

    • @ABenAbides
      @ABenAbides 3 месяца назад +8

      Exactly what a non-human would say 🤔

    • @hotexwife
      @hotexwife 2 месяца назад +4

      10/10 gaslighting

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 2 месяца назад

      ​That sounds perfect with your username though.

    • @MrMasterpoet
      @MrMasterpoet 2 месяца назад +1

      Humansville, a growing, excited community, Entirely populated by perfectly normal human beings.

  • @MimiShade
    @MimiShade 3 месяца назад +177

    I have 4 types of epilepsy and absence seizures is one of them. I used to get scolded and told off so much in school. the teachers would even constantly tell my parents i was pretty much useless because i would be "zoning" out for upto 20 times a day. After a quick check up and many tests, doctors confirmed i was having around 20-25 absence seizures a day lasting to 10 seconds upto an entire minute. the teachers immediately swallowed all their words.
    always make sure to check on excessive zoning out. Might be more than simply boredom!

    • @kelseycleve9475
      @kelseycleve9475 3 месяца назад +9

      Similar story, I have JME and my teachers would always tell my parents that I was spacey or a space cadet/would zone out. Come to find I was having absence seizures for years before the first grand Mal ever happened. I wouldn't remember any of it, completely lapsed minutes. Couldn't pick things up in the morning, hold a pencil, plus the absence were defining features of the disorder. Seizure free since 2010 but still on meds, too scared to wean off and have seizures again.

    • @MimiShade
      @MimiShade 3 месяца назад +2

      @@kelseycleve9475 oh wow. I'm glad they found the medication you needed. It's definitely a life changer and saver!

    • @Ragehaven
      @Ragehaven 3 месяца назад +2

      I have an aunt who has absent seizures lasting upwards of 5 minutes at times. Really bizarre as she completely gone and when she comes around it's like she holding her breath underwater and just came back to the surface

    • @mommalion7028
      @mommalion7028 3 месяца назад +3

      Hey my very smart kid is constantly getting in trouble for zoning out. I’m going to keep this in mind.

    • @Everlucky_Clover
      @Everlucky_Clover 3 месяца назад

      make me wonder if the migraines i have while asleep (yes its weird but i am aware when i am sleeping) arent part seizure

  • @aerodynamism5438
    @aerodynamism5438 3 месяца назад +105

    Honestly, she's aint that bad. At least she will listen very attentively to me ranting about some incredibly obscure history topics (no understanding required).

  • @milflord3345
    @milflord3345 3 месяца назад +266

    *clears throat and leans towards the mic *
    WOULD

  • @Fourthaboveall
    @Fourthaboveall 3 месяца назад +175

    Well he technically met the most faithful "woman" he could ever had.

    • @DeltaHorse22
      @DeltaHorse22 3 месяца назад +17

      That's how you know the movie genre is Science Fiction

  • @TheMachineGod966
    @TheMachineGod966 3 месяца назад +692

    Blood for the blood god
    Skulls for the skull throne
    Milk for the khorne flakes
    And comments for the algorithm

    • @baraka490
      @baraka490 3 месяца назад +9

      True

    • @youretheChrist
      @youretheChrist 3 месяца назад +6

      🎉

    • @lukemclaughlin2184
      @lukemclaughlin2184 3 месяца назад +5

      Traitor!

    • @Tentin.Quarantino
      @Tentin.Quarantino 3 месяца назад +16

      Warhammer really needs to do a marketing crossover with Kelloggs. They can even use the kelloggs font ‘k’ for 40k
      It won’t do much for business, but would be cool af

    • @commissaryarrick9670
      @commissaryarrick9670 3 месяца назад +2

      I am calling the inquisition

  • @bomber3165
    @bomber3165 3 месяца назад +68

    Once you get harpies, they're impossible to get rid of.

  • @vla1ne
    @vla1ne 3 месяца назад +222

    I mean, assuming i'm single at the time, a supernatural wife guaranteed not to cheat isn't the worst thing i could be getting stuck with.
    The real challange would be teaching her not to eat people, and assuming she understands english, it shouldn't be that hard.

    • @mrsamaritan6881
      @mrsamaritan6881 3 месяца назад +24

      Well, that also assumes that she can eat something OTHER than people. Which she probably can, but if she's a supernatural creature, not guaranteed.

    • @Ricky-yo6uv
      @Ricky-yo6uv 3 месяца назад +11

      Why would you encourage her not to eat people? You should instead direct her to eat only CERTAIN people, namely people who are a threat to you or (if you're kinda evil) are standing in your way to something you want. That way, you have a lifelong mate who is also basically a supernatural bodyguard, loyal assassin, and corpse disposal system.

    • @casteddu6740
      @casteddu6740 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Ricky-yo6uv being eaten is a fate I wouldn't wish to even my worst enemy

    • @Ricky-yo6uv
      @Ricky-yo6uv 3 месяца назад

      @@casteddu6740 It's a fate I threaten people with over the pettiest slights. Being a great big fat man helps sell it.

    • @Ricky-yo6uv
      @Ricky-yo6uv Месяц назад

      @@casteddu6740 I feel the same way about genocide.

  • @mexicanmedic
    @mexicanmedic 3 месяца назад +69

    We need a compilation of Roanoke either saying "Poke it with a stick" or him flat out roasting the angler fish

    • @Everlucky_Clover
      @Everlucky_Clover 3 месяца назад +1

      somehow getting him to spot roast an angler fish seems like it could be its own movie. which he would then have to cover >_

  • @alexschmeling2655
    @alexschmeling2655 3 месяца назад +128

    Ah yes, demon girl 2: succubus boogaloo

  • @lebonk8081
    @lebonk8081 3 месяца назад +45

    She's pretty adorable as a monster girl. Her actress did a damn fine job

  • @springfallendeer7236
    @springfallendeer7236 3 месяца назад +140

    On the siren having wings. I think you might have the wing evolution backwards.
    Sirens in terms of lore were beautiful women, often depicted with wings, who would use their songs to cause ships to crash. In some lore, those who failed to get a ship to crash would then throw themselves into the sea, where they presumably drowned.
    So we're talking pretty women with wings who moved to the seas, not pretty women who became mermaids first and THEN developed wings.
    My theory behind the whole "sirens being in the sea" comes from words of different languages sounding similar. The Greek word for "Siren" (Seirḗn) is very similar to the Latin word for Mermaid, "Syreni". I strongly believe that there was some sort of bleed-over on one end or the other and that's why the traditional feathered sirens aren't quite as commonly depicted.
    Whoever made this movie, I believe, was trying to combine the sea siren (mermaid) with the Greek Siren (flying beautiful woman).

    • @CallMeJamezCuzDatzAGiantPeach
      @CallMeJamezCuzDatzAGiantPeach 2 месяца назад +1

      Nah, u just have a theory that differs, which in the grand scheme of things is absolute SHITE . On the other hand Roanoke is absolute. So go theorize and research that!!

    • @disappointedharpy
      @disappointedharpy Месяц назад

      18000000% agree that there had to be a conflation of the Greek with the Latin
      The mermaid/fishy aspect is pretty recent in the grand scheme of things, and can be attributed to a medieval bestiary in the 13th century.
      Which is made even more interesting by the likelihood that the medieval bestiary writer/illustrator likely saw these two separate creatures with similar behaviors and was like "screw it, they're practically the same thing anyways, they can share a page" and just made them be the same creature.
      Throughout history it's been a sliding scale of mostly bird to woman, with the further back you go being more bird than woman, but as time goes on it became more woman until it was literally just women. The original version was a bird with a woman's head, then they gave the bird a set of yitties, then arms, whole torso, women with bird legs, women with bird feet, and finally just unclothed women.
      The unclothed women thing only really came around in the romantic era of painting if I remember right, before hand it was mainly bird women and the occasional mermaid.
      Anyways, bird women are great, we need more bird women depictions when referring to sirens, thanks for coming to my TED talk!!

  • @AsterikTeenus
    @AsterikTeenus 3 месяца назад +109

    Roanoke, bro, I hear you, trust me. But I need the character development.
    Would.

  • @necrochemical5572
    @necrochemical5572 3 месяца назад +473

    google says Humansville, Missouri is a real place with a population of 907. Or that's what they want you to think.

    • @Txgood2
      @Txgood2 3 месяца назад +49

      Can confirm it's real. I lived there and even graduated from high school there. The picture he showed was of the school, which I assure you, looks a lot worse in person.

    • @wacula426
      @wacula426 3 месяца назад +10

      I would pass by it on my way to college in Kansas; not a single redeeming thing there unfortunately

    • @Txgood2
      @Txgood2 3 месяца назад +21

      @@wacula426 aside from the school, the only places there that got much traffic were the liquor store and dollar general. Definitely no redeeming qualities.

    • @al145
      @al145 3 месяца назад +5

      ...what...? Was it founded by alien robots?

    • @86lanzo
      @86lanzo 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@wacula426 there's humans there

  • @Mr.RMartinez
    @Mr.RMartinez 3 месяца назад +117

    As a EdgeLorde 100% virgin and still defending my sanctity i have to say she is lovely and a potential waifu material, the blood only makes her more attractive though... for some reasons idk

    • @roguecloud5674
      @roguecloud5674 3 месяца назад +29

      I hate that I can't disagree with you, not even on the bit about blood making her more attractive.

    • @ncq7226
      @ncq7226 3 месяца назад +14

      >tfw no siren gf

    • @DakotaCoughlin
      @DakotaCoughlin 3 месяца назад +13

      I agree with everything up to the blood great wife great life

    • @periwinkle6676
      @periwinkle6676 3 месяца назад +9

      The head split is a hard no

    • @comebackqing8452
      @comebackqing8452 3 месяца назад +2

      As a fellow cringe edgelord I love the blood. Watch Raw

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 3 месяца назад +32

    Knowing what a lot of guys are like these days, I don't think they'd consider this to be a horror movie.
    10/10 wife material.

  • @Myknight723
    @Myknight723 3 месяца назад +58

    I know the movie is called Siren but I more or less just thought she was a succubus. I mean she is called Lilith 😅

  • @addydhd
    @addydhd 3 месяца назад +17

    Fun fact, Tyrannosaurus rex had excellent vision, Jurassic Park was just wrong- their vision was certainly not based on movement. There’s a reason they dominated many evolutionary niches at various ages. Great video, as per usual! Still no fish dreams, just insane nosebleeds and weird pregnancy dreams where the baby gets dropped off in a Uber!

  • @CarlottaRomero124
    @CarlottaRomero124 3 месяца назад +9

    It's absolutely amazing how you have this talent for taking lackluster movies that don't seem deeply thought-out, tie in actual biological processes, and make it seem like a cohesive movie with logical actions. Like, who would think the siren's song affects memories/make people "zone out" because auditory input ties into a part of the brain affecting memories and can induce seizures that make people not realize they were mentally checked out? I know I'm not saying this very coherently, long night. But just know it's appreciated that you can bring actual scientific facts up, and effortlessly weave it into B-level horror films, and seemingly give mediocre plots legitimacy. You have an amazing talent.

  • @TiltedVisions
    @TiltedVisions 3 месяца назад +13

    26:54 the back track to why you know this info is why I love this channel

  • @IMarcaI
    @IMarcaI 3 месяца назад +18

    Some people would consider the guy lucky.
    I mean... He got his own yandere monster gf.

  • @RavenDarkHeart1
    @RavenDarkHeart1 3 месяца назад +51

    The siren reminds me of the creature from splice

  • @apocalyptic6659
    @apocalyptic6659 3 месяца назад +22

    Me: "LET'S PARTY!!!"
    Friend: "But I'm tired."
    Me: "Then have a nap, THEN COMMENCE WITH THE PARTY!!!"

  • @hatework4282
    @hatework4282 3 месяца назад +18

    If i brought her to the family picnic, my entire family would just smile and say, "youre exactly the type hes been looking for. Welcome to the family."

    • @CassandraY
      @CassandraY 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm pretty sure my family would only be surprised that I found someone slightly crazier than me.

  • @Missure_E
    @Missure_E 3 месяца назад +24

    Getting a hot Monster Wife for life seems like a pretty big win to me, not gonna lie.

    • @CepheusTalks
      @CepheusTalks Месяц назад +1

      don't succubi kill and eat their mates?

    • @zharpain
      @zharpain Месяц назад +1

      @@CepheusTalks Depends on species/subspecies.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 месяца назад +29

    Weakling Soyjack: "Why do I have to be sentient, I hate being human!"
    Alpha Chad Roanoke: "God, I love being human"

  • @Txgood2
    @Txgood2 3 месяца назад +40

    5:10 Lol, I lived there, actually. Do not go there, it's a wasteland. I'm 90% sure they added a zero on the census, there's no way they have a thousand people.

  • @kriger619
    @kriger619 3 месяца назад +42

    Jeepers Creepers is Florida Man got it. Dammit that makes too much sense.

  • @dsagent
    @dsagent 3 месяца назад +176

    Nah at least she isn't going to randomly divorce you out of nowhere, indoctrinate the children to hate you, then take all your money, and request child support.

    • @Orodreth888
      @Orodreth888 3 месяца назад +23

      My thinking. Bro cashed a jackpot

    • @snotte.a8670
      @snotte.a8670 3 месяца назад +25

      Lmao, go outside dude

    • @Ivan_I99999
      @Ivan_I99999 3 месяца назад +26

      I mean, there’s nothing special about human meat. You could probably wean her off of human and onto pork or something, though she probably needs to eat nose to tail.

    • @al145
      @al145 3 месяца назад +4

      you good, dude?

    • @botanbutton
      @botanbutton 3 месяца назад +4

      Pffft, pay the damn child support!

  • @rexturbo10
    @rexturbo10 3 месяца назад +15

    To address the fact that the Siren is depicted with wings and resembles Succubi, in the old myths before Jason and the Argonauts movie altered their appearance, they were portrayed as winged women with powers similar to typical sirens, but they looked like harpies. As for the Succubi part, those creatures are said to entice and tempt men to cheat on their partners. So, I suppose between their enchanting powers and superstition, it's like you said: magic is just science that we don't understand yet.

  • @darkq3987
    @darkq3987 3 месяца назад +106

    “A dune worm” 🤣

    • @theoneglorylucky3071
      @theoneglorylucky3071 3 месяца назад +8

      Hey , at least they have psychedelic fluid

    • @thedarkgenious7967
      @thedarkgenious7967 3 месяца назад +6

      aren't their teeth and scales also basically razor sharp glass shards?

    • @theoneglorylucky3071
      @theoneglorylucky3071 3 месяца назад +6

      @@thedarkgenious7967 thats what the shield is for ;v

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 3 месяца назад +27

    Hannah Fierman was so good in "V/H/S" someone cast her as a vampire/siren/crazy beech again? Cool

    • @CassandraY
      @CassandraY 3 месяца назад +4

      She really did manage to pull off that 'something is weird about her, but not enough for anyone to care' character. Her acting made that whole scene. I'm not sure there would have been a Siren movie with anyone else in the part.

  • @redohealer2
    @redohealer2 3 месяца назад +52

    Hey at least she's giving you a *nice* song to listen to.

  • @kchurchjr
    @kchurchjr 3 месяца назад +77

    Tali is the BEST girl.
    Also, the bad jokes are GOAT! Is why I'm subscribed

  • @gregfromcultmeetings
    @gregfromcultmeetings 3 месяца назад +352

    Honestly? Smash

  • @TheHaloAdventureShow
    @TheHaloAdventureShow 3 месяца назад +35

    Demon Sirenussy got me acting conflicted

  • @zooweemama911
    @zooweemama911 3 месяца назад +41

    1:02 no way Roanoke threw in a dreamybull clip 😭

    • @BOAYang
      @BOAYang 3 месяца назад +5

      *Omaygot*

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 3 месяца назад

      Or the Editor

  • @Loaf2
    @Loaf2 3 месяца назад +10

    7:03 "There's some nice spanish moss :)" Very enthusiastic about spanish moss 👍

  • @TheCthultist
    @TheCthultist 3 месяца назад +7

    Had no idea V/H/S got spinoffs, but very glad to see this was the part of it that got one. It was probably the only segment that deserved one.

    • @CletusMcFetus85
      @CletusMcFetus85 3 месяца назад +3

      Yea Siren was the best of the 2 spinoffs. No surprise it came from the best V/H/S of the series too. Still waiting for Beyond which is soon.

  • @TheNexusChan
    @TheNexusChan 3 месяца назад +5

    I have tinnitus, and I can confirm that my ears hear, "YEEEEEE!!!" Because the human body is an amazing machine, but only when it wants to be

  • @chemicalbacon5210
    @chemicalbacon5210 3 месяца назад +319

    Still would.

  • @PAN-ickmode247
    @PAN-ickmode247 3 месяца назад +135

    I mean better then Amy

  • @carpaltunneler286
    @carpaltunneler286 3 месяца назад +12

    The end of this old have been the beginning of a horror sitcom of a married couple trying to desperately cling to normalcy and teach the siren/succubus to not murder everyone

  • @drpretzel2086
    @drpretzel2086 3 месяца назад +5

    I had something like this happen. Senses triggering memories thing and not the siren thing.
    But I was playing Dark Souls remastered with a buddy the other day. And hearing the Taurus Demon soundtrack caused a memory of my grandmother come to my room to see what I was doing. And she’s deaf in one ear so she didn’t hear the music till she was in my doorway. When She heard the music she started a little dance in doorway causing me to laugh then get crushed by the Taurus demon.
    Note my grandmother had passed nearly 2 months ago. So the memory had me smiling and almost full blown tears. I miss her greatly

  • @joelharrison5007
    @joelharrison5007 3 месяца назад +39

    I can fix her i swear

  • @joshXnovak1
    @joshXnovak1 3 месяца назад +69

    Pretty sure Lilith is a succubus. Not a siren.

    • @ollehkacb
      @ollehkacb 3 месяца назад +27

      Lilith is more of a progenitor of this kind of monsters. She isn't one specific type. She also has vampire powers and can sustain herself by drinking blood if I'm not wrong

    • @alexischavez3238
      @alexischavez3238 3 месяца назад

      Who is lilith??

    • @___AVARICE___
      @___AVARICE___ 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@alexischavez3238Adam's first wife before eve

    • @razorflossrazor2937
      @razorflossrazor2937 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@alexischavez3238Depending on what religion you follow she's the first demon and wife of adam

    • @joshXnovak1
      @joshXnovak1 3 месяца назад +13

      @@alexischavez3238 the girl in the picture. She was featured in one of the VHS movies and was a succubus.

  • @dstupid.5830
    @dstupid.5830 3 месяца назад +6

    Lmao 27:53 when raonoke said jonah phones rings i heard a phone ringing right after that irl

  • @averyg827
    @averyg827 3 месяца назад +5

    I love you Roanoke Gaming you inspired me to take biology in college and its difficult as hell! But still thank you

  • @AmericanCaesarian
    @AmericanCaesarian 3 месяца назад +13

    11:07 typical memoeries are actual stored in the balls

  • @sirenofthesea7802
    @sirenofthesea7802 3 месяца назад +6

    Second round of asking for Leviathan (1989)! Love you, Papa Roanoke!

  • @HalIOfFamer
    @HalIOfFamer 3 месяца назад +13

    0:35 whats his past?

    • @Shakastopthat
      @Shakastopthat 2 месяца назад +2

      He was thoroughly Graped by a angler fish

  • @jonathanwhite3507
    @jonathanwhite3507 3 месяца назад +8

    "Jacksonville, the city so nice they named it twice"
    - Ash Campbell
    Lol

  • @katzkinder7031
    @katzkinder7031 3 месяца назад +5

    Roanoke ace ally 💪 thanks so much for mentioning that not everyone has that desire. It’s small but it means a lot to have you, a guy whose entire channel is about breaking down the potential biology of things, a guy who is literally a biologist for a living, acknowledge that people like us exist :’) even if you weren’t thinking about us specifically, it still makes me really happy to hear

  • @markgallagher1790
    @markgallagher1790 3 месяца назад +69

    Probably better than the chick from 'Ruin'

  • @LafeiMcCloud
    @LafeiMcCloud 3 месяца назад +8

    Hey jacksonville native here I love that you mentioned us lol its hell here

  • @vergilneedsmorepower473
    @vergilneedsmorepower473 3 месяца назад +35

    Yes Humansville Missouri is real place. Very human in design & desighned by human for Humans to live. Full of humans & a lots of fun. YOU should visit with family, friends, Associates, Acquaintances, Strangers as well as Hitchhikers. the more the merrier as WE Humans say. Don't forget your skin suit at home.

    • @Everlucky_Clover
      @Everlucky_Clover 3 месяца назад

      i lost my skin suit do by any chance sell and ship spares so that i may visit this very human location?

    • @CassandraY
      @CassandraY 3 месяца назад

      But mine is at the Cleaners!

    • @vergilneedsmorepower473
      @vergilneedsmorepower473 3 месяца назад

      You don't have one? Don't worry at Humansville Missouri we don't Judge Fellow Humans

  • @NoForksGiven
    @NoForksGiven 3 месяца назад +29

    All the single women reading the men's comment about how they'd wife up a siren must be wondering "it cant be that easy. What am I doing wrong then?"

    • @TheShadowOfHumanity
      @TheShadowOfHumanity 3 месяца назад

      They just got to actually treat a man well. Its not rocket science. Even a kinda ugly chick can get a hot dude if she is just nice and loyal.

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 3 месяца назад +3

      Turn into a flying mythical monogamous beast with huge teeth and a tail, easy

  • @catlinkerswell3696
    @catlinkerswell3696 3 месяца назад +22

    11:30 no man. You just need to relax a bit. Meditate and chill. You’ve been doing so much so fast. You need to decompress.

  • @larrymace2361
    @larrymace2361 2 месяца назад +1

    The whole tangent about memories and how a smell can trigger a memory is really cool. Every now and then I'll think back on a moment in my life and it will have the opposite effect instead of the smell triggering the memory the memory will trigger a smell even when the smell doesn't exist.

  • @Ace-ps5fu
    @Ace-ps5fu 3 месяца назад +4

    Everything in vhs and siren suggest lily would have been okay with either guy she encountered but their rejection of her is what turned her violent.

  • @roberthernandez5802
    @roberthernandez5802 3 месяца назад +1

    I saw the actress who played the Siren/succubus at a con! She seemed really sweet and is one of the only actors ive seen just go out and check out the con. Most people gave her space but whenever people came up to her she seemed really engaged.

  • @shawn1364
    @shawn1364 3 месяца назад +65

    Finally caught when it's posted. But another video where I request you to cover the "red death" virus from Osmosis Jones.

    • @JChang0114
      @JChang0114 3 месяца назад +3

      Red Death was probably some viral hemorrhagic fever.

    • @shawn1364
      @shawn1364 3 месяца назад +7

      @@JChang0114 possibly, but would be interesting to hear him give a more indepth analysis. Because whatever it is kinda doesn't make sense. In the movie he has a hard boiled egg that the monkey puts in his mouth, then gets dropped on the floor of the enclosure, and then is eaten. So where did it come from. Is it a zooonotic disease that was transferred from the monkey, was it something from the enclosures floor such as mixing with fecal matter? He also says that Frank, is the seventh person he has infected and each time he becomes more deadly and is able to kill faster each time, he describes a girl and ad elderly person, does this mean he can only infect people who have a suppressed immune system? I am just curious cause some things line up with the fever, some things line up with other diseases as well. He even mentions how ebola doesn't compare to what he is, but why. He also mentions wanting to be listed as one of the most deadly in medical journals alike. Does that mean he is a common virus that goes unnoticed, maybe mutated? I don't know but questions need answered.

    • @bishopmcintyre
      @bishopmcintyre 3 месяца назад

      I believe that it's a Marburg Virus since the relation to the monkeys, a sensitivity to being called the ebola virus (Marburg and Ebola belong to the same viral family, but Ebola is more famous), and it would cause the hemorrhagic fever as well

    • @wholesomesunbro1
      @wholesomesunbro1 3 месяца назад +2

      @@shawn1364I mean the character’s name is “Thrax” so most likely it’s anthrax. A serious fever is one of the listed symptoms, so that matches up. However Thrax is listed as a virus on the Wikipedia page, and anthrax is a bacteria, but that could just be Wikipedia being somewhat unreliable. Would be quite interesting for him to get really micro in the microbiology realm though

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 месяца назад

      @wholesomesunbro1 The main character is also named “osmosis” but his role is pathogen-hunting as opposed to balancing the concentration of water-soluble solutions. 🤷‍♂️
      Pretty sure the name “thrax” was intended just to sound cool, rather than being an indication of his disease name.

  • @hernehaugen6878
    @hernehaugen6878 3 месяца назад +10

    @0:57 The shai hulussy is REAL

  • @braydenmurnain3626
    @braydenmurnain3626 3 месяца назад +3

    As a recent member of a cult, I can tell you that goat sacrifices are far to messy and ancient and messy. It's more like getting high and hugging each other

  • @dlbutters7164
    @dlbutters7164 3 месяца назад +18

    "That 50 Cent warned us in the ancient texts..."

  • @jeremybarrett3616
    @jeremybarrett3616 3 месяца назад +5

    Gets siren girlfriend due to late night beach party,realizes last night actually happened,start dating,get her interested in socializing,one time see her denut an angry biker before ripping out his jugular,decide to avoid bar fights in the future,gets married because forever partner & she won't leave anyways,have winged demon children,guess Sirens are ride or die gals. XD

  • @travisses
    @travisses 3 месяца назад +1

    Love that you covered this! She’s definitely an amalgamation of a few different creatures but when I first saw V.H.S. way back when I assumed she was similar to an Aswang or Manananggal (from the self-segmenting. Great video!

  • @jc-9188
    @jc-9188 3 месяца назад +45

    Roanoke. . . What did they do to the bull? Roanoke???

    • @godzilla44556
      @godzilla44556 3 месяца назад +1

      Some unspeakable things

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 3 месяца назад +1

      They made him dreamy…

  • @Nobody_Fn_Important
    @Nobody_Fn_Important 3 месяца назад +11

    don't say that I won't be attracted to her, mates for life: check, can fight for herself: check, probably won't be upset if we go out for bloody steak: check, might be able to join in my world conquest power trip: check, she has wings so she can fly me over obstacles: check, 10/10 in my book.

  • @GhostMilky
    @GhostMilky 3 месяца назад +20

    Roe Having this as a girlfriend is better then having no girlfriend at all 😢😢😢😢😢

  • @rikkuwolf4166
    @rikkuwolf4166 3 месяца назад +3

    I visit New Orleans often, the last time I visited (1/2 years ago) I was walking with my friends down a sidewalk we’d walked TONS of times. This time, suddenly, I recalled as if it had just happened a memory from when I was really young and visiting New Orleans for the first time with my family. I wanna say it was the way the sun casted shadows from this tree that has been there since the memory(pre Katrina so this tree is sturdy), but I had to stop mid walk because the memory was so vivid and and my sister had to call me to catch up to our group. Everything just came together in perfect harmony to have me remember that exact section of the sidewalk that id all but assumed has been changed dozens of times since then especially after Katrina, but when i remembered I looked around and at least that piece of the sidewalk with the tree hadn’t changed in what had to be 20 years since that memory if not longer

  • @thatdudeinthecorner9616
    @thatdudeinthecorner9616 3 месяца назад +76

    Sighs *unzips pants

  • @kylekennedy2527
    @kylekennedy2527 3 месяца назад +14

    I think the amputees represent the idea of the loss of something (i.e. the soul), but that's just my half baked thought on the subject.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 3 месяца назад +1

      Reminds me of hellraiser, the damaged seeking out things beyond, to feel again.

  • @joncrow3228
    @joncrow3228 3 месяца назад +4

    A note from a Jacksonville native: Jacksonville is among the most BORING places on earth. I’ve partied in hundreds of cities in dozens of countries across five continents, and nothing that can accurately be called a city was more boring.

    • @glprime2814
      @glprime2814 3 месяца назад

      Try Lake Butler, for boring. That town would win the "World's Most Boring" trophy every time. At least Jaxs has things to do, besides fing livestock and mudbogging

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 3 месяца назад +93

    Just a comment for the old algorithm

  • @alicejean5526
    @alicejean5526 3 месяца назад +2

    2:23 jokes on you, bad dad jokes are why half of us are here 😂

  • @abzolute.
    @abzolute. 3 месяца назад +40

    **would**

  • @Mayakran
    @Mayakran 3 месяца назад +1

    “Socialize it… start a bar fight… go hiking” omg 😂

  • @ArikGST
    @ArikGST 3 месяца назад +6

    So what I gather is, I might still get a girlfriend if I just go sailing around Florida?

  • @brianmartin6486
    @brianmartin6486 3 месяца назад +2

    " purposely start a bar fight and watch the fun unfold ." 🤣🤣

  • @Nmethyltransferase
    @Nmethyltransferase 3 месяца назад +11

    33:19 The enzymes match.

  • @Jacksonmoonstar1714
    @Jacksonmoonstar1714 3 месяца назад +1

    “We got a stage 5 clinger here!” Absolutely killed me 😂💀

  • @mprojekt72
    @mprojekt72 3 месяца назад +4

    Turns out that Humansville, MO is a real town. It's named for the guy that settled the area first, a judge named James Human.

  • @Littlelostdragon
    @Littlelostdragon 3 месяца назад +2

    15:01
    As someone who experiences these..... I agree, its like real life lag happens. One moment a person can be chatting with ya and the next they've full on teleported to another position. There is no memory of the in between, no idea how much time has passed between the 2 points of where ya remember, ect. No day dream, not wondering mind, just a undetermined amount of time is lost.
    I've passed out and I remember the flash of memory and images that happened before I awoke again. But absents seizures..... its something else. One of the reasons I don't have a drivers license..... I'd hate for one to happen while I'm behind the wheel >.

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja 3 месяца назад +137

    Sorry to have to say this guys, but your bachelor party is not your last night of freedom. You've been committed since you proposed before you proposed was your last night of freedom

    • @malachisanford2314
      @malachisanford2314 3 месяца назад +15

      You lost your freedom the moment you started a relationship lol

    • @zanitzeuken
      @zanitzeuken 3 месяца назад +3

      based.

    • @kimberlyrichardson5943
      @kimberlyrichardson5943 3 месяца назад +14

      Or, hear me out, don't get into a relationship with a person if you still feel the urge for "freedom".
      It's not a big deal, 99% of people have felt the urge to sow their wild oats. There's nothing wrong with exploring that until it's out of your system and then settling down with a person you love above all others

    • @magicpyroninja
      @magicpyroninja 3 месяца назад +9

      @@kimberlyrichardson5943 part of what you said is true and the other part of it's not great advice for anybody
      Just because you can't physically see the damage done by having a high body count doesn't mean it doesn't do any damage

    • @justnd0257
      @justnd0257 3 месяца назад +6

      Nah, you're committed once you've entered a relationship with someone.

  • @deathreus
    @deathreus 3 месяца назад +2

    Jacksonville native here, listen to Roanoke, he knows what he's saying