The EVOLUTIONARY ALTERATIONS of Cold Skin: Biological Myth or Reality?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @RoanokeGaming
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    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 14 дней назад +1

      Roanoke Gaming Can you please do a video on Mutagen OOZE From TMNT

    • @justinterry2926
      @justinterry2926 14 дней назад

      Suprised, you haven't mentioned the Vestigial sperm sack parasite that the Male angler fish becomes

    • @MMPCTV
      @MMPCTV 14 дней назад +9

      Dude, I swear that if I ever hit the lottery, I'm going to track you down, buy the houses around you, level them, build a giant aquarium and fill it with hobo squid and angler fish. I'm going to do in the middle of the night so you don't notice. 😂😂😂

    • @devindewby9194
      @devindewby9194 14 дней назад +1

      😂

    • @Van_ayh
      @Van_ayh 14 дней назад +2

      It's crazy how people are still shilling this scam "game" in 2025...

  • @KrankyKaiju
    @KrankyKaiju 14 дней назад +1017

    Not one minute in, and the Anglerfish is catching strays. All is as it should be...

    • @andreiamuno7119
      @andreiamuno7119 14 дней назад

      i will defend the anglerfish from you desgusting land dwellers

    • @Tothless9850
      @Tothless9850 14 дней назад +53

      Strays implies it was an accident, this was pre meditated

    • @tshupetsomonedi
      @tshupetsomonedi 14 дней назад +18

      Roanoke would rather the Anglerfish catch hands rather than strays😂😂

    • @hodor8084
      @hodor8084 14 дней назад +10

      bro they caught the whole mag not just strays

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад +4

      After playing Soma I really hate Anglerfish, that piece of shit pretends to be trail light to eat you.

  • @theironworks6797
    @theironworks6797 14 дней назад +525

    40,000 years into the future, there will be a space marine with teal, black, and red armor beating the absolute hell out of a fish.

    • @themagician8801
      @themagician8801 14 дней назад +28

      With a giant disposition to angular fish

    • @BlueLizardKing
      @BlueLizardKing 14 дней назад +31

      It's even funnier if it's not an anglerfish. His hatred has become too great and spread.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад +10

      I don't question horrors of chaos at this point.

    • @-_918Buba_-
      @-_918Buba_- 14 дней назад +11

      By the Emperor.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 14 дней назад

      Considering that Europa might have a giant frozen ocean it's a possibility.... If we don't let capitalism consume the planet

  • @DarthChimera
    @DarthChimera 14 дней назад +516

    Cold Skin, or the Power of Mermussy

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 14 дней назад +51

      A girl who doesn't talk... winning.

    • @ManENames
      @ManENames 14 дней назад +12

      The movie Lighthouse literally has mermussy.

    • @geecee12
      @geecee12 13 дней назад +7

      Only arthouse nerds watched that movie.

    • @Satan_Official
      @Satan_Official 10 дней назад +3

      That mermussy must've been amazing for that guy to choose to stay in a desolate island alone for years.*

  • @rafaelalodio5116
    @rafaelalodio5116 14 дней назад +183

    I am convinced that Cold Skin is chronologically the first movie on the blue fish people franchise. The second one is the Shape of Water and the third is Hellboy.
    Like, Cold Skin is set in 1914 and tells the story of the first contact between the fish people and humanity, Shape of the Water is a romance between a woman and a fishman, and Hellboy is the story of their son, Abraham Sapiens, Hellboy’s sidekick.

    • @macywylie8563
      @macywylie8563 14 дней назад +5

      Yes!

    • @Aedra101
      @Aedra101 13 дней назад +10

      I can get behind this theory!

    • @wolfman-zd1ed
      @wolfman-zd1ed 13 дней назад +2

      I likes ya brain, chief.

    • @tylerdavidson5101
      @tylerdavidson5101 13 дней назад +8

      That would be a cool theory but sadly it wouldn't work because abe was found the day Lincoln died in the in the hellboy lore, which timeline wise wouldnt add up.

    • @KrankyKaiju
      @KrankyKaiju 12 дней назад +1

      @@rafaelalodio5116 I like the cut of your jib.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 14 дней назад +201

    Roanoke explaining how a fish that we would never naturally encounter is humanity's greatest threat:

  • @skrrrtsusman3450
    @skrrrtsusman3450 14 дней назад +272

    i read that as Soulmate not stalemate, and thought Roanoke had finally revealed his freaky.

    • @magoswes3588
      @magoswes3588 14 дней назад +17

      This is the perfect movie to do that

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 14 дней назад

      Like a furless furry.... weirs

    • @dragonmaster1360
      @dragonmaster1360 14 дней назад +7

      ...
      I read it as soulmate, too...

    • @MagicE13
      @MagicE13 12 дней назад +1

      I read this as Sole Mate....🤢
      ....
      🤣

    • @nirudangaragoda5286
      @nirudangaragoda5286 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@MagicE13 "As always, starting with the feet"
      - Roanoke gaming.

  • @oneartdawg
    @oneartdawg 14 дней назад +251

    Day 9:
    The anglerfish attempted to break in our safehouse, Torres got hurt...This fish has brought our district to near extinction, humanity must take action against the fish.

    • @NobodyHasToAgreeAllTheTime
      @NobodyHasToAgreeAllTheTime 12 дней назад +2

      I’m going out. If I don’t come back, signal the others”
      *dies immediately*

    • @ErictheGrayJedi
      @ErictheGrayJedi 7 дней назад

      Day 9:
      Me and my district decided to join the anglerfish, in return we had to help break into a safehouse, it failed but we manage to take out a traitor. We found out that this district that owns the safehouse is near extinction. We must prepare for the next fight. This is the only way for humanity to survive..

  • @Yurias
    @Yurias 14 дней назад +53

    I'm liking this for the "You're crazy Ghost of Nappa" statement at 2:07

    • @Drakonslayer777
      @Drakonslayer777 6 дней назад +1

      *GOD DAMNIT NAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!*

  • @drpretzel2086
    @drpretzel2086 14 дней назад +90

    When it showed that journal with the contents of some deviant arts work. My brain went
    “what in the name of Dagon did I just see.”

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад +14

      You should be more accustomed to primordial horrors, since you mention Dagon.

    • @0rphan_0f_k0s
      @0rphan_0f_k0s 14 дней назад +2

      You seem surprised...

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 13 дней назад +9

      Are we sure this isn’t a lighthouse outside of Innsmouth?

    • @Le_pakg4468
      @Le_pakg4468 8 дней назад +2

      I have seen sooo many "art pieces" and whole doujins and mangas on that specific concept
      They somehow keep bypassing my blacklists..

  • @shroomz2411
    @shroomz2411 14 дней назад +193

    9:32 fun fact it’s actually a Mosin-Nagant, which is highly unlikely to be in his possession since he’s British

    • @KR-vz6bp
      @KR-vz6bp 14 дней назад +8

      Came here to say this

    • @RadMarvin
      @RadMarvin 14 дней назад +31

      More unlikely because the M91/30 wasn't produced until 1930

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 14 дней назад +5

      The smugglers that had the dynamite?

    • @Khedaar
      @Khedaar 14 дней назад

      bro, its the british, of course they would nab some mosin nagants

    • @williampotts4404
      @williampotts4404 14 дней назад +1

      ​@@RadMarvin dragoons were made by Remington and Westinghouse and the Russian empire, adopted by Russia and designed by Captain Sergei Ivanovich Mosin of the Imperial Russian Army and a Belgian designer named Leon Nagant they first showed up and were originally called 3 Line Rifle Model 1891.

  • @benmichlitsch56
    @benmichlitsch56 14 дней назад +46

    I always love roanoke calling me crazy for working in the ocean. Im justing sitting here like remy from over the hedge "but i like the water"

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад +8

      Don't wake up Cthulhu, Dagon or Hydra, while doing your business there. I don't need to explain consequences.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 11 дней назад +1

      Just keep the eldritch horrors down there for us will ya?

    • @ChunderAsunder
      @ChunderAsunder 8 дней назад

      Bro thinks remy is from over the hedge

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 4 дня назад

      Do you mean Hammy?

  • @poseidieux6665
    @poseidieux6665 14 дней назад +65

    I'm pretty sure that those creatures are just trying to get on the volcanic island to get away from the anglerfish

  • @KryyssTV
    @KryyssTV 14 дней назад +106

    The Director has said that Cold Skin draws inspiration from Shadow over Innsmouth and Dagon by Lovecraft which includes lore about an ancient and advanced pre-human race which retreated under the ocean and devolved into a primitive society.
    These Deep Ones would interbreed with humans at times with their hybrid offspring looking completely human until they reached puberty, at which point they'd feel and urge to return to the sea and slowly transform into a Deep One. The creatures in the film are very similar in appearance to those in Lovecraft although far smaller and more humanoid.
    You'll notice that the journal included a picture of a woman holding a baby and what seems to be illustrations of a woman giving birth to a frog or aquat8c creature. Based upon the Lovecraftian inspirations which include the movie being set in the early 20th century, like many Lovecraft stories, it would appear that things are far more twisted as the female creature he keeps having sex with may in fact be his daughter who turned into a Deep One who came with him to the lighthouse long ago.
    So yeah, nothing to do with evolution but everything to do with humanity just being the latest in a long history of intelligent creatures that colonised Earth over the billions of years of its existence. Humans in Lovecraft were actually brought here by Cthulhu most recently - either intentionally or accidentally.

    • @cthulhluftagn3812
      @cthulhluftagn3812 14 дней назад +4

      Humans where created by the elder things when they started evolution on earth.
      The debate is whether we where a planned creature or a accident, butnit seems they mostly used us as comedy...and lunch..

    • @KryyssTV
      @KryyssTV 14 дней назад +9

      @cthulhluftagn3812 The Mounrains of Madness only made reference to the Elder Things genetically modifying animals and plants. There was mention of intelligent simians and the explorer wonders if these were proto-humans. This is not the same as confirmation as it is in-narrative speculation by a character.
      However, in The Mound we are introduced to a lost humanoid civilisation that built K'n-Yam and said that they arrived with Cthulhu. We know that the Elder Things went to war with Cthulhu when it arrived, meaning that these humanoids were on Earth at the same time as the Elder Things. By contrast to Willam Dyer speculating about the origins of humanity, the people of K'n-Yam outright stated that those who remained on the surface became humanity.
      In either case, evolution is not involved as the simuans were purposely modified and the descendants of the people of K'n-Yan remained humanoid but lost their immortality.

    • @cthulhluftagn3812
      @cthulhluftagn3812 14 дней назад +1

      @@KryyssTV i was unaware of that, ill have to check it out.
      However it would make more sense from a cosmic horror perspective for humans to just be somenthing that randomly evolved from the elder things trash rather then be descended from a ancient race, so im sticki g to that head cannon.

    • @KryyssTV
      @KryyssTV 14 дней назад +2

      @cthulhluftagn3812 After listening to both audio books I have to say that The Mound is actually better than The Mountains of Madness in my opinion. The pacing in MoM is just lethargic towards the middle and the final chapters are no doubt what people remember best but The Mound is just better paced and maintains your attention throughout.
      I won't mention anything about spoilers except to say that it has a very satisfying twist in the finale.
      If you want head-canon that splits the difference, then you can choose to believe that the Elder Things created Neanderthals and humanity was the result of K'n-Yanians interbreeding with them since we know that humans contain Neanderthal DNA. This could also explain how humans lost the biological traits that give K'n-Yanians their immortality.

  • @flavoracid
    @flavoracid 13 дней назад +12

    "I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY GHOST OF NAPPA!" hahahaha holy shit I literally come here for the Angler Fish rants, tangents about cars, and obscure memes and stay for the movie review and the science. Fucking love this channel and Poppa Roanoke.

  • @nategarage
    @nategarage 14 дней назад +1220

    Day37 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover subnautica.

    • @NalyKalZul
      @NalyKalZul 14 дней назад +42

      I still have early acces nightmares, of crabsquids wall clipping in underground cave sections.

    • @ninja1man4u
      @ninja1man4u 14 дней назад +17

      One day....one day...

    • @crackedjabber
      @crackedjabber 14 дней назад +28

      Can confirm it has science and no angler fish.

    • @chrisanderson4325
      @chrisanderson4325 14 дней назад +23

      ​@@crackedjabber how dare you comment on a roanoke video, insinuating no existence of angler fish! Science=angler fish

    • @brandonhartman4867
      @brandonhartman4867 14 дней назад +2

      Do it

  • @estusprovais7520
    @estusprovais7520 14 дней назад +62

    I think the better way to say it is. "Trust the scientific process, question the results and findings."

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 14 дней назад +6

      Question the process as well.

    • @kratosGOW
      @kratosGOW 14 дней назад

      @@tarektechmarine8209
      Scientific skepticism is the process. Questioning that is how you get flatearthers and antivaxxers.

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 14 дней назад +4

      Question the process too.

    • @estusprovais7520
      @estusprovais7520 14 дней назад +6

      Far as I can tell the process is fine. It's the variables that get plugged in that cause the issues. The process is to cause a hypothesis to fail on repeated and varied attempts. Not just the same thing over and over again. Seems trustworthy to me

    • @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
      @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine 13 дней назад

      @@estusprovais7520 Then I'd say it's question if the process was truly scientific.

  • @UngliYT
    @UngliYT 14 дней назад +170

    Dude needs to cover The Witcher and the Trial of the Grasses and what that does to the body and why. Oh, and cover the monsters too. Why did the succubus ladies evolve to look like that

    • @suzyq-ll3sw
      @suzyq-ll3sw 14 дней назад +7

      I second that

    • @96andru96
      @96andru96 14 дней назад +1

      Yes please, given the recent witcher 4 news thats definitely a good one

    • @0rphan_0f_k0s
      @0rphan_0f_k0s 14 дней назад +14

      A Welshman's truest desire made flesh.
      Part woman.
      Part goat/sheep.

    • @UngliYT
      @UngliYT 14 дней назад +3

      @@0rphan_0f_k0s this cracked me up lol

  • @sarndt8281
    @sarndt8281 14 дней назад +80

    The DBZA quote was perfect

    • @vizzzyy190
      @vizzzyy190 14 дней назад +7

      it was unexpected but great 😂

    • @Yukiabiannightmare
      @Yukiabiannightmare 14 дней назад +2

      Yes

    • @Aaron9Douglas
      @Aaron9Douglas 14 дней назад +2

      which one?

    • @sanguini
      @sanguini 13 дней назад +4

      @RoanokeGaming is hilarious, and we will quote everything he says

  • @theroyalsparrow6034
    @theroyalsparrow6034 14 дней назад +42

    It's a Roanoke Friday afternoon. I'm always down to geek out.

  • @stephanybrown3226
    @stephanybrown3226 14 дней назад +24

    It took me way too many videos to realize "force multiplier" is for pew pew bang stick without getting demonetized.

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 14 дней назад +4

      I was today years old just realizing this myself

    • @aggfdtygggtddfy3841
      @aggfdtygggtddfy3841 9 дней назад

      It can also refer to big stick or metal punch cover, hence it multiplies force

  • @Desaki65
    @Desaki65 14 дней назад +28

    Anglerfish mentioned at 0:30. This has to be a new record for Papa R, right?

    • @Rhizeku
      @Rhizeku 11 дней назад +1

      Can we get that down to :10? We'll see!!

    • @Desaki65
      @Desaki65 11 дней назад

      ​@@Rhizeku I have faith!

  • @justafactoryworker
    @justafactoryworker 14 дней назад +29

    I was this close to correcting him on the frogfish. Until I googled it and it’s a type of angler fish. Touché salesman touché

    • @My22insword
      @My22insword 14 дней назад +2

      Yea same 😂 but it is something
      you can find they are so goofy 😂

    • @4rs0n1st
      @4rs0n1st 14 дней назад +1

      i saw that clip in an octopus lady vid when discussing frogfish but then rechecked and she mentioned how it was an anglerfish similar to one

  • @MoneyyyOG
    @MoneyyyOG 14 дней назад +25

    funny thing i found out. my brother works for a dispo in missouri. this dispo does its training in... you guessed it.. humansvillie missouri. he told me people ACTUALLY live there and he can confirm he saw a car drive into a driveway.

    • @Dodgyjammie24
      @Dodgyjammie24 14 дней назад +2

      Oh snap. You can get there by driving south on 13 I believe.

  • @kabelosithole1188
    @kabelosithole1188 14 дней назад +12

    Ghost of Nappa is such a teamfourstar reference and I love it lol

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 14 дней назад +79

    Anyone in favour of gifting Broanoke anglerfish plushies year around say: AYE

  • @Wallow11
    @Wallow11 14 дней назад +7

    23:10 this is the type of content that keeps me coming back 👍🏻

  • @WillDa713
    @WillDa713 14 дней назад +18

    Below Zero's soundtrack is a wise choice for this intro, love it

    • @WillDa713
      @WillDa713 14 дней назад +1

      now that i've finished the vid, wise choice not just for the intro but the whole runtime haha

    • @geneziz7553
      @geneziz7553 14 дней назад

      ​@@WillDa713yup, I commented that it's only on the beginning, now I now it loops the video. Makes me want to dip my toes in sector zero again.

    • @h0h0j0e5
      @h0h0j0e5 14 дней назад

      The og is so much better imo​@@geneziz7553

  • @Tylerpierre99
    @Tylerpierre99 5 дней назад +1

    I feel it necessary to also point out that for many people, they don't realise how big some angler fish can grow to. You in absolute pitch darkness and a 5f angler fish could literally be 2 feet away just floating there and you'd never know 😭

  • @Zerker6064
    @Zerker6064 14 дней назад +13

    I bet Roanoke would be terrified of all the sea creatures in Fallout 4 Far Harbor.

  • @Woodsy375
    @Woodsy375 14 дней назад +13

    Its a Mosin Nagant 91/30 Good way to identify it is the magazine melding with the trigger gaurd, straight bolt handle, wood that gets thinner to the muzzle and a circular sight post protector. Keep on encouraging the 2A!

    • @crazytalk8120
      @crazytalk8120 7 дней назад +1

      I own one. Love it. Beautiful rifle.

  • @publicalgae
    @publicalgae 14 дней назад +32

    I’ve never been this fast beifre, yipeee new videos

  • @lordofstarwars1057
    @lordofstarwars1057 14 дней назад +12

    My line of thinking on these creatures is that they would have had to be both isolated from other gene pools and the aquatic lifestyle be the best option. So either oceanic explorers stuck on a low recourse archipelago or island, or getting trapped in a gulf. Either way it’s a really interesting concept to play around with

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад +7

      Or it's like in Lovecraft, where people breed with some sea creatures, and resulting children look kind of like this.

  • @SupaFlyJedi
    @SupaFlyJedi 14 дней назад +32

    9:28 The rifle is a Mosin Nagant 91/30. Rifle is fine.

    • @matthewanderson9754
      @matthewanderson9754 14 дней назад +2

      Definitely a Mosin.

    • @RadMarvin
      @RadMarvin 14 дней назад +7

      it's funny because the 91/30 wouldn't be introduced until... 1930!
      that damn rear sight is making this entire movie completely unwatchable.

    • @wolfehoffmann2697
      @wolfehoffmann2697 14 дней назад +6

      Fine, but anachronistic. These are Brits. However, it does make a "good enough" stand-in for a Lee-Metford, which would be an era accurate rifle and has a similar overall profile.

    • @rangertnt7483
      @rangertnt7483 14 дней назад

      By what I’m seeing is that it was used as a stand in for an enfield

    • @wolfbane7497
      @wolfbane7497 14 дней назад

      That rifle shouldn't exist yet if this is the beginning of World War 1 that rifle should not exist until I believe World War II but I could be wrong

  • @GunlessSnake
    @GunlessSnake 14 дней назад +18

    If you'd like Humanity to not fool around with fish people and instead make a bunch of aliens and their giant monster pets regret coming to Earth, then you absolutely need to go all in on *PACIFIC RIM* pronto!

    • @privateuser3726
      @privateuser3726 4 дня назад

      I'm pretty sure he's already done a pacific rim video

  • @chrishakala528
    @chrishakala528 14 дней назад +13

    Gibbons are bipedal, so (including humans) there are at least 2 bipedal primates. Gibbons aren't quite as derived as humans though, and they still often rely on brachiation (swinging underneath branches) to get around.

  • @Samsaren
    @Samsaren 14 дней назад +8

    I was already a huge fan of your work, but casually dropping a DBA reference was gold.

  • @Shadow-iu4cw
    @Shadow-iu4cw 14 дней назад +8

    Mr R, you are my favorite RUclipsr now, I love your content, and specially the car rants, When are we getting Roanoke Rides? Keep up the great content

  • @boejaboe4686
    @boejaboe4686 14 дней назад +64

    We're in angler territory boys grab the flamers

    • @eldeano9964
      @eldeano9964 14 дней назад +7

      ...Ze heavy flammenwerfer.

    • @AndrewDeathzomde
      @AndrewDeathzomde 14 дней назад +5

      I'd grab TNT, We won't miss those fireworks, eh boys?

    • @personintrest6781
      @personintrest6781 14 дней назад +2

      The heavy flamer brother

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад +3

      Exterminatus it is. Emperor protects.

  • @RenzDavis
    @RenzDavis 14 дней назад +6

    Love the creature feature videos. The viruses and bacterias are cool....
    But getting to hear the triggering by Anglerfish is chefs' kiss!

  • @justyouraverageloser9726
    @justyouraverageloser9726 13 дней назад +2

    I know its a long shot considering you mainly cover movies....But id love to see you cover The Strain the tv show about parasitic vampires. also I'm new to the channel but i gotta say im LOVING it

  • @LordMayorOfDairyBell
    @LordMayorOfDairyBell 14 дней назад +4

    0:51 The song "Horse with No Name" put it best. The ocean is a desert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above.

  • @aimanhakimi8764
    @aimanhakimi8764 14 дней назад +6

    The blue creature looks more similar like that blue character in the hellboy movies i forgot his name

  • @HaYlEeXx19
    @HaYlEeXx19 14 дней назад +8

    You should do a vid on the mutated Angler fish in Far Harbor DLC, Fallout. 0:35

  • @matthewanderson9754
    @matthewanderson9754 14 дней назад +9

    Everyone chants " grow a beard, grow a beard, grow a beard"!!!!! "One of us, one of us, one of us"!!!!

  • @zecorezecron
    @zecorezecron 14 дней назад +3

    Man, I cannot wait for Roanoake to do Subnautica. He will be so happy that there are no anglerfish.

  • @DavisXero
    @DavisXero 14 дней назад +3

    Anglerfish have nothing on hagfish. Those things send chills down my spine

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 14 дней назад +8

    loooool are you sure they didn't call McFriendly Gue'la? loooooool these fish guys look just like the tau in warhammer! Though there's also a passing resemblence to the villagers in "Shadow Over Innsmouth."

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад

      Obviously, since in Innsmouth people were breeding with those creatures.

  • @TypeZeta2
    @TypeZeta2 14 дней назад +2

    Thanks for the awesome video and new movie for me to watch later Roanoke! Stay awesome!

  • @ethanrowlette9912
    @ethanrowlette9912 14 дней назад +28

    the baja people have mostly lost thier adaptation to the water do to mordern conviences like scuba gear being regularly in use I dont remember what its called but a guy did video where went to their territory to try and confirm that national geograpohic story that glamorized them in the first place as genetic evolved humans and the people them selves basically told him that the tv crews basically had them lie and say they still dive unassisted but in fact they almost never dive without scuba gear now a days so you might want to stop referencing that story because its almost certainly debunked as sesationalized tv grifting at this point

  • @kriger619
    @kriger619 14 дней назад +3

    17:41 And that's when I turned this movie off when I tried watching it two years ago. So Papa Roanoke will get to tell me out the movie ends. Which is probably going to do this film more justice than it deserves.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 14 дней назад

      I thought you were going to say you turned off the video because that's when you saw how they changed Issac's face for the remake.

  • @shroomz2411
    @shroomz2411 14 дней назад +20

    2:06 DB Abridged REFERENCE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 14 дней назад

      EYYYYY

    • @morganwesthoff1498
      @morganwesthoff1498 14 дней назад +1

      The one and only time I don't skip a raid ad and it was worth it. Now take me to the damn queen 😂

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 14 дней назад +1

      I still listen to the songs 😄

    • @pcb11111
      @pcb11111 13 дней назад

      Best line ever!!!

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 14 дней назад +2

    Hey now the sphinx taught them a lot of valuable stuff and the ability to cut guns in half with your mind is really good against criminals

  • @jessewalden6370
    @jessewalden6370 14 дней назад +3

    To quote Mr. Popo of TFS, "All squares make circles." I'll leave the rest to y'all.

  • @emraldmars
    @emraldmars 14 дней назад +2

    "We are approaching Humansville, Missouri!" Got me so hard, I grew up in Lake of the Ozarks and that must be one hell of a telescope to see that far 😂😂😂

  • @donbueker
    @donbueker 14 дней назад +8

    I've been following you for some time now and your continued hatred and loathing of the angler fish still makes me laugh

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 14 дней назад

      Try to play game called "Soma" and you will absolutely despise depths of the sea.

  • @rljpdx
    @rljpdx 14 дней назад +2

    i might not have watched this movie, but damn happy i watched this video. i always enjoy the technical ramblings and what ifs as ti gets my own mind thinking. thanks again for great content.

  • @coryrabitoy7455
    @coryrabitoy7455 14 дней назад +3

    You making TFS ghost of Nappa reference made my day.

  • @titusp9280
    @titusp9280 13 дней назад +1

    Bro, your videos are fantastic. Keep it up. Thanks for your effort.

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty 14 дней назад +5

    We need an angerfish horror movie, just for roanoke

  • @sjc5411
    @sjc5411 14 дней назад +3

    Fish woman looks better then most land 🐳 i see at work

  • @noahyoung9651
    @noahyoung9651 10 дней назад

    Immediate mental flashbang at 5:15 when the town I grew up next gets thrown outta no where

  • @anonymousfigure7389
    @anonymousfigure7389 14 дней назад +5

    Day 2 of asking Roanoke to cover the neuromods from Prey

  • @Dishonoredeamon
    @Dishonoredeamon 14 дней назад +1

    I was not prepared for the DBZA reference. You win this round Roanoke. Also, neat that you're named after my home town

  • @CordovaMage
    @CordovaMage 14 дней назад +4

    So when lighthouse man goes down on the fishwoman does he call it eating sushi?

  • @erikwilliams1562
    @erikwilliams1562 13 дней назад

    That TFS reference at 2:06 alone should get you another million subs

  • @MrValis169
    @MrValis169 14 дней назад +7

    0:54 roanoke rap track when?

  • @FatCuddlyPanda
    @FatCuddlyPanda 14 дней назад +2

    We not gonna talk about how that cat got violated

  • @dtay8913
    @dtay8913 14 дней назад +6

    Day 794 asking Roanoke of he's given up on covering the Strigori from The Strain.

  • @ethanmartin4602
    @ethanmartin4602 14 дней назад +2

    Just when I thought i knew all the ridiculous stuff papa Roanoke says he randomly calls out ghost nappa. Gotta love a good dbz abridged reference

  • @anthonypra8899
    @anthonypra8899 14 дней назад +5

    LOL, I knew it. I knew it. He had to say it. I knew. it. He lasted 30 seconds. 30 seconds. It's amazing. He's talking about the ocean. He lasted 30 seconds. LOL.

  • @IronwarriorPerty
    @IronwarriorPerty 13 дней назад

    Got to say first time ever giving you a thumbs up just for a sponsor plug but ya got me with the ghost nappa keep up the great content Roanoke

  • @jaybuza3794
    @jaybuza3794 14 дней назад +3

    Roanoke!! Perfect timing

  • @MikefromTexas1
    @MikefromTexas1 14 дней назад +2

    Yooo, this movie is a deep cut, I didn't think anyone else had heard of it!

  • @shroomz2411
    @shroomz2411 14 дней назад +16

    ANGLER FISH HATE 2025 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 14 дней назад

      Eternal. Going to make a generational?

  • @anasazidarkmoon
    @anasazidarkmoon 14 дней назад +2

    Haven't even watched the whole video yet, but had to come drop an automatic A+ for the Dragon Ball Z Abridged reference!

  • @PNSYLR
    @PNSYLR 14 дней назад +3

    Dang, Roanoke must be doing rough if he’s advertising RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS™

    • @AaronMorgan-b5k
      @AaronMorgan-b5k 14 дней назад +1

      He went through a divorce and has now had to move to an apartment. So yeah im guessing hes feeling the pinch a bit. But he will bounce back. Have faith 🙏😊

    • @chronis2491
      @chronis2491 10 дней назад

      I'm disappointed he would ever get married, people knew that wasn't worth it decades ago.

  • @MechaWyvern
    @MechaWyvern 14 дней назад +1

    2:08 Dragonball Z Abridged mentioned! Gonna make me watch the series again! 😂

    • @donnyfly495
      @donnyfly495 14 дней назад

      You’re late, we’re already at episode 24 after hearing the reference

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 14 дней назад +6

    28:51. Black Screen. Nothing on it.

  • @enjolireyes643
    @enjolireyes643 14 дней назад

    I always love the anglerfish rant! 😂
    Thank you Roanoke for once again making us face the reality that in the dark…you better watch out for the lure lights! They are always there!

  • @RemedyXer0
    @RemedyXer0 2 дня назад

    8:58 "Finding foot prints all over, they lead directly back to the ocean. I want off this planet."
    Bruh, this sent me so fkn hard lmfaooooooooo

  • @funnycat-l7r
    @funnycat-l7r 14 дней назад +6

    Day 4 of asking roanoke to cover the zerg from starcraft 2

    • @Sir_Loin_Of_Beef
      @Sir_Loin_Of_Beef 14 дней назад

      Please don't cover bargain bin Tyranids

    • @funnycat-l7r
      @funnycat-l7r 14 дней назад +1

      @ bargain bin is way too accurate of a description for the zerg lmao

  • @joshinwitya4220
    @joshinwitya4220 14 дней назад +2

    Fun fact: Himansville, MO was named after a guy named James Human.

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 14 дней назад +4

    As a man who embodies the name gooner i can condirm that roanoke is correct.

  • @InfiniteGatsu
    @InfiniteGatsu 14 дней назад +1

    Haven’t finished the video but props for the character actually fighting back

  • @Kyleplier
    @Kyleplier 14 дней назад +4

    4:16 for those who DGAF about Raid: Shadow Legends. You’re welcome.

  • @YungSkrtDinger420
    @YungSkrtDinger420 14 дней назад

    Thank you 😂

  • @DavidMcNair202
    @DavidMcNair202 14 дней назад +2

    Perfect snowstorm video. Thank you!

  • @ShadowPredator31
    @ShadowPredator31 13 дней назад

    Broanoke is the only RUclipsr i would suffer a Raid ad for

  • @YoungBison
    @YoungBison 10 дней назад +1

    I want a 6 hour video of the angler fish. Do it

  • @Hideshiseyes18
    @Hideshiseyes18 14 дней назад

    It was a mosin nagant but enfields are still a good guess and same period. Love your videos dude.

  • @galaxy_charmander9051
    @galaxy_charmander9051 14 дней назад

    it's always the aggression towards the angler fish that gets me dying every water episode XD

  • @coldpeachcup
    @coldpeachcup 12 дней назад

    the thumbnail of this video made me remember a movie, that I'm surprised that you haven't covered yet, but I hope you consider is The Titan (2018) I think its definitely a film that would fit perfectly on your channel ( plus I'd love to hear your thoughts lol )

  • @gajeel9798
    @gajeel9798 14 дней назад +2

    Roanoke watches DBZA confirmed! This is a suprise yes, but a welcome one

  • @velocity1238
    @velocity1238 14 дней назад +1

    I had an angler fish skeleton. Only around a foot long and its largest tooth was already a little over an inch.

  • @noodlegod2797
    @noodlegod2797 14 дней назад +2

    Yes I missed the angler hate!! Love when I get a fresh Roanoke video

  • @MagicE13
    @MagicE13 12 дней назад +1

    A new meaning to the term 'Sole Mate'....
    🙃

  • @michaelmiller1824
    @michaelmiller1824 10 дней назад

    The ghost of nappa reference was chef's kiss lol

  • @0x0ism
    @0x0ism 14 дней назад +2

    The oceans/seas are full of unimaginable and unfortunately in several cases, known horrors. In smaller words; water full of scary, no like.

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 11 дней назад

    I'd love to hear you talk about the Akrid from Lost Planet. Man, those games were awesome. Well, the first two were...