Why Switzerland is the Safest Place if WW3 Ever Begins
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Why Switzerland is the Safest Place if WW3 Ever Begins; it's a bunker the size of a country.
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Round 3 beginning in three... two...
Switzerland: *Join as spectator*
*so me when the only team i can choose is trash and loosing*
That’s me in CSGO.
Nice one!
Ah shit. I have to wait!
😂😂😂
Switzerland : eating popcorn since 1815
Isso
hahaha
Don't you mean chocolate? 😁
Chocolate, not popcorn, it's chocolate. That's why we are so smart 😋
You copied my comment
Imagine walking through the beautiful alps until a random rock just headshots you
OoOooOf
*head shot*
Lol
Quickscope
musix it’s a tactical rock
Someone once said
"The only way to guarantee peace is by making the prospect of war seem hopeless"
Tommy Shelby 😂
Isnt war always hopeless? both sides suffer heavy losses and for what?
@@pilot7350 not really. Yes the losses would be mutual but in now way it would be equal, it depends on how good your attack or defence is.
@@john.doe_0007 dosent matter how much or how few both sides lose in that sense
@@pilot7350 so we should just surrender if someone attacks?
Bro I'm all for peace and no war but come on this is the real world, there's war everywhere
Switzerland is that friend that always watches you play video games but never wants to play
Hahaha
I am big fan of Carlos volpe..born in Venezuela raised in USA
Im not Switzerland
Volpe Where Are You lol I have a friend like that
ww3 beginns
switzerland: *activates cheat codes*
Switzerland is like that player who camped the entire game until everyone has all killed each other.
well, you have to play your cards right if you want to protect your citizens
Its called specatator mode ;)!
this is not a game
We’re not in fortnite rn
pubg days
*WW3 happens*
*WW3 ends*
Swiss: *the only survivors*
Swiss: guess the whole world is ours now lmao, finally we have more land to build bunkers on
They're gonna build mountains just so they can build more bunkers
Switzearth
Racist
Destr0yed why racist?
WW3 huh, sorry nuke winter will kill all anyway, you cant survive with radiation food n water
The Swiss army had last fought in 1847, during the Sonderbund, a short civil war. Since then, Swiss troops had only twice been mobilised against possible invasion, when threatened by Prussia in 1856-57, and during the 1870-71 Franco-Prussian War.
Ww2 got a mobilisation too man...
you also forgot ww1 when france wanted to flank germany through switzerland
Во франции сотня ядерных реакторов, если любой из них рванёт, швейцария будет под радиацией. Франция ядерная держава, обвалакивает швейцарию с севера, запада и юга. Если русские ответят на любой агрессивный выпад франции, то вся радиоактивная грязь полностью накроет швейцарию и чистых мест не будет там нигде😂 советовать швейцарию, как безопасное место? Это надо быть бессовестным мудаком и ублюдком. Видимо автор видео именно такой. Швейцария вскрыла свои сейфы с русскими деньгами по требованию Америки и , и много раз высказывалась по фашистски по поводу русских. Никакая она не нейтральная и не безопасная😂😂😂 русские позаботятся теперь об этом😂😂😂швейцарские фашисты должны сдохнуть.
If Switzerland is neutral, then why is its flag positive? 🤔
Single Ming0 😂😂😂
Single Ming0
Me: *looks at your comment*
Comment: _If Switzerland is neutral, then why is the flag positive?_ 🤔
Me: 😂 *dies*
Because their first aid is nice
Brruuuuh
Omg get out😂
So basically, Switzerland is the chill friend who you don’t want to piss off.
"THE QUIET ONE"
The Swiss, a sleeping Giant that NO ONE wants to wake up ;D
Switzerland is the person who enjoy watching fights at school
Yes, Yes we are
F
I'm Swiss and I'm laughing in my bunker. Have a good day
What the heck ahahah
Ever heard of a thing called Bunker Buster Missiles...locating the bunker is the only challenge now for the enemy..
Ich bin zwar kein Schweizer aber mein freund schon
Hans Dampf That’s not a good idea :v
@@AldoHExse I wouldn´t be burried alive for the rest of my days. Believe me.
The fact this comes on to my fyp at this moment in time
Bro same💀
This is the literal definition of never start a war but always be ready for war
That's basically what the islamic empire did 14 hundred yeara ago. They had peace contracts and never started a war, UNLESS another country/kingdom or empire went against the contract or threatened the caliphate or its citizens (who were of multiple cultures and religions).
@@k.r.99 Not exactly, how it is anymore. I doubt, it was that at any point.
yeah it's like those girls on reality shows that say "i dont start a fight but i'll damn sure finish it" or whatever lol
@@k.r.99 no doubt.
@@k.r.99 Biggest joke I've ever heard. I guess the huge territories that you stole from byzantine empire and Spain was all because they stupidly declared war on you a hundred times without realizing that they lost half their territory.
Switzerland: The safest place in ww3
Antarctica: Am I a joke to you
And who live there to be invade. Penguins?
@@resilientgaming4443 the russians and americans and germans penguins
Global Warming: Am I A Joke To You
And Iceland??
Sweden - im clearly superior
*Switzerland has entered spectate mode*
LMAO
Exactly
/gamemode 3
lol
Fr3aks33 Gaming I am from Switzerland too.
It's like a bunch of youngsters got together like "hey, let's build a fort!"
and then some years later "did we go too far?... naw, we did it right."
2:44 In March switzerland just mobilized 8000 soldiers to support hospitals during the corona crisis.
The biggest mobilization in its history since WWII.
We are also supporting the emergency medical services btw
@@OohDumm the bad thing is that the medical system use more the military aid and less of the medical personel in Switzerland
the swiss did not mobilize troops in world WW2
@@qmp9422 idk if you didn't read my comment correctly or not, I said EMERGENCY medical services (144), Which are the means paramedics. The OP already said that the military is supporting hospitals.
India and China having conflict: allow us to introduce ourselves
Wars: exist
Switzerland: Yeah,we don’t do that here
Napoleon:about that........
@@ryanred1525 tecnically it was the french giacobin government to occupy switzerland, not napoleon!
Nice pfp
@@caviar_consumer thanks
Africa also
"Switzerland is surrounded by four countries"
*Angry Liechtenstein noises*
Liechtenstein is sandwiched by Switzerland and Austria
Lololol
In fact switzerland accidently marched in to lichtenstein 3 times.
Liechenstein wasn't that historically aggresive.
Edit:- I mean Liechtenstein, sorry :)
Poor little Liechtenstein
A very topical topic. Especially in countries next to Russia like Finland. Finland actually has similar system as Swizerland. Capability is probably not as good as in Swizerland but nonethless Finland has loads of Civil Shelters built beneath the groud in case of a war. Huge shelters and under surface tunnels are build beneath the cities in the bedrock for example in Helsinki. Also law requires that bomb shelters are built on every building of certain size. Not sure how well they can handle nukes.
Looks like a trip to Switzerland might be on the horizon
facts homie
Actually Switzerland is supporting Ukraine so the best choice is africa
@@pogos3882 no one is comming to my africa.
Sadly no place is safe. If no nukes kills you, you could die by a drunk driver, a jealous neighbor or worker or relative, car accident, natural disaster or nature,disease/cancer or freak accident. Lots different possibilities..no matter where you.
@@carlosv5516 Brain eating Ameoba 97% death rate immune to most anti biotics if we wanna get sadistic lets bring out the big guns
Switzerland surrounded by:
France, Germany, Italy, and Austria
Liechtenstein: I don't even exist
Switzerland: Don't worry you have me
Switzerland and Lichtenstein have a joined army, the currency used in Lichtenstein also is the swiss franc. Lichtenstein has his own governement thats right but economicaly they are joined as one.
MusicIsMyAdicction completely different culture though, they speak different languages
@@KaZeGamingOnYT different dialect of the same language yes the official language in Lichtenstein is german. Austria and Luxembourg also have german as official language. And in Switzerland we have 4 official languages =).
MusicIsMyAdicction ah that’s interesting. i remember that Luxembourg people spoke Luxembourgish, and coulda sworn that Liechtenstein spoke Liechtensteinish or something😅 i’m from a very uninformed part of the US and i’m trying to learn every country and language, thanks for the help !
So Switzerland is the quiet kid but when he gets bullied to far he has a few *tricks* up his sleeve.
vicast115 pulls the bomb out of that bridge
It's the Joesph Joestar of Europe.
*puts shotgun in pants* Yes I have big trick for you, bully
vicast115 kek?
* H o t e l ? *
* T R I V A G O ! *
Finally, the knowledge I learned during this video can finally be put to use.
“Surrounded by historically more aggressive countries” LIECHTENSTEIN INTENSIFIES
TheScientificAsian i heard a story of them marching for war with about 87 man, returning with 88. Cause a Italian joined them😂😂
duncan schrijvershof actually I think they started with 80 soldiers and returned with 81
TriggeredPianist yeah could be, heard the story a long time ago
lol
Hehe, switzerland invaded Liechtenstein 10 - 15 years ago, no joking. Liechtenstein is under the guard of switzerland, but we never enter the country. It happend by accident and gave both sides a laugh
Someone once asked the monk "why train in combat if your preach peace?".
The monk simply looked up and said "It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war".
so sayeth sparta
Unless the gardener is Samwise Gamgee.
Can i use this, all the time.
Even after i remember its from You.. can i make it My Saying sometimes? Would You gift me permession in peroetuity
Definitely read it as "garden in a warrior" at first ....
👏
Wars: *exists*
Switzerland: **laughs in safety**
*SPECTATOR MODE ACTIVATED*
It turns into a bat
@@bilalthefighter829 You deserve more likes
@@giatu1 Thanks
I just thinked about safety and I realised that *radioactive clouds*
well now i know why i am being recommended this.
US: kills iran general
RUclips: puts this in everyones recomendation
LoL
relatable
Aminath Afseena *Trump kills Iran general
I’m an American citizen and trust me, not many people saw that coming
Aminath Afseena
Iran has been on the US agenda since 2001. Former General Wesley (and others) confirmed this and list of 7 countries to attack or invade over 5 yrs. Iran was on the list. It was also 2018 agenda for Bilderberg meeting with the largest attendance in years incl representatives from the Catholic Church (been involved with war since Medici). Also Bolton has been quoted many times about a forced regime change in Iran and Middle East...where oil is.
this is madness!
Switzerland is so neutral that even during its own civil war in 1847 some states remained neutral.
DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN LMAOO
NO WAY!?😂😂😂
@@KingXChrono yes ._.
It's called the principle of neutrality and is used to mediate the regions in conflict instead of destroying each other until there's nothing more to protect :)
Acerbane yes
When Switzerland becomes overpopulated during WWIII we can all blame this video.
Nibble LMFAOOO
😂😂😂
Pizza Cookie We gotta spread the word then don’t we, someone make Switzerland WW3 posters
From 8 Million People to 1000 000 00 People
Nibble my Day was just made 😹😹
Good timing man
Who’s here because of the twitter memes just in case?
Lol
me😂
Me
Me
me I'm so scared
Switzerland: the quiet kid in class that roasts people out of no where
...not necessarily, roasting sounds like an attack. More like the quiet, friend-less kid who is the one to act the calmest in a lockdown, and has indefinitely stocked extra money, drinks and sandwiches in his bag.
A kid that beats up anyone anywhere if he has to
that was exactly me back in school.
makes sense, since i am swiss.
haha 🇨🇭
or ends up killing the whole class
A BIG point he didn't talk about that makes Switzerland even safer is the fact that half the world stores its money there. Who would blow up their own money?
You'd be surprised to know how much would
@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Whoever does this is just fricking dumb. What would they even do if they blow up all their money. Your country is just dead after that.
@@BeIIeDelphine lets just say, their not going down alone
There's every type of ppl in this world, as long as their ok, every thing can go to hell
If their going down their going down with someone or something
Basically suicide bomber
Donald trump?
@G3600_games I don't think thats how it works. If it would work than poor countries could just print money and be rich.
It's really pathetic when I live in the richest and most powerful country on Earth and I am jealous of a country that cares enough about its people (and potential refugees) enough to make sure there are bunkers for all. We can't even get healthcare for all. But here we are in March 2022 and with the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and the potential for nuclear annihilation, I really wish I had access to one of those bunkers. I are skurred 😨😱
Note to self: Don’t stand on a Swiss bridge when someone invades Switzerland
kablooeeeey
Swiss soldiers at a distance: run away mothafucka imma bang this!
@@nauuwgtx LOL
@Johannes A new soldier: *I wonder what this button do*
@@jake_idk09 LoL
I know this isn't only in Switzerland, but I think it's amazing how the "Swiss President" just walks through the city alone with no bodyguards or anything. In fact, I saw him almost every morning in the Bus when I went to school. It's quite cool that this is possible!
hero junkie Switzerland doesn’t have a president we have a federal council of 7 which fills this responsibility, each being the head of one of the seven major departments of government.
edge21str ich denke er het das einfach so geschriebe das es alli verstönd
edge21str that’s why he put it in apostrophes
@@edge21str well we do have a president, Bundespräsident, maybe that's what he ment to say
We have no president
Oh yeah. My country is not only a bunker. It's damn beautiful too 🇨🇭
Glenn Miesch same cause I’m Swiss too
But expensive.
C est un pays de lâche...
@@yaourt7444 parle mieux
@@thiagotresch6003 pas avec vous, vous êtes des lâches depuis longtemps, ça ne devrait plus vous étonner
Love how this is coming into recommended now
"If I cannot have this bridge, no one can!"
-Switzerland
i think all the explosives have been removed in like 2014, since the threat of the cold war was long over
I didn't know of bombs till this day! i live in swittzerland for over 17 years now! O_0
I dont think nukes care about the bridge..
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha so dumb it’s Swissterland not Switzeland
Welcome to 2020, where the most popular destination is now Switzerland
When WWIII starts
RUclips: Let's NOT recommend this to people
L0l
luiz cl raimund really?
Yeah. Also no, it isnt the safest place to go. Its cook islands
RUclips 5 years after WWIII:this seems like a good time to recommend this.
*when* WWIII statrs? That's pessimistic
When covering the mountain ranges, the Alps are much closer to the southwest - Geneva than you highlighted. You can even see the unhighlighted area on the map. These are the French Alps and therefore in France, but they still provide a buffer, to the south and east of the city, and the Jura mountain range also extends downward along the French side of the western border, so close to the border that it provides a natural buffer throughout the area west of Geneva.
Also, over the past couple of decades Switzerland has been removing the explosive devices you mentioned at chokepoints and infrastructure locations throughout the country.
Switzerland:mom can i play war?
Switzerland mom: No
Perfection
@@noobo569 noob
Ok... @@sirgianurwyler1772
You can watch your neighboors while they playing war
Soviet Union heb doch eifach s muul es isch nid luschtig
WW3: “happens”
Switzerland: *lemme go get my popcorn*
Liechtenstein :can i have some or do u forgot i existed
Sure you can, Luxembourg.
@@YTDeepshock liechtenstein :WHYYYYYYY!
I want to GO TO HERE
Let’s be real, if world war 3 starts there won’t be a Switzerland anymore.
I don't know much about Switzerland but the flags a plus.
This deserves a hug.
Actor Adam Anouer Thankyou
Anonymous A880 Ooo I didn't know that
Anonymous A880 Thanks anyway then :)
FIND THEM WHERE THEY FIT IN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU READ OR WATCH ABOUT SWITZERLAND
4 Years later. This video is very helpful
Not really. Switzerland has imposed sanctions on Russia.
WWIII: *starts*
Switzerland: Ight ima head out
I was literally thinking of comenting that when I read the one above yours then I looked underneath and saw yours lol
You have seen the future
Switzerland is a tiny country surrounded by France, Germany, Italy and Austria
Liechtenstein: Am i a joke to you
Yes they always forget us☹️
Actually, yes
@@indorilrementer4656 nöd trurig si :( mier hend eu immerno gern🇨🇭❤ :D
I was waiting for someone to say this
@@indorilrementer4656 us? Ur not liechtensteinish
Switzerland is a Tiny landlocked country surrounded by France, Italy , Germany and Austria.
🇱🇮 Liechtenstein : No one cares about me.
Poor Liechtenstein
Switzerland cares about Lichtenstein, they even 'invaded' it around 10 years ago
Handsome Beluga Whale i think i don't get what you are saying. Switzerland never has 'invaded' Liechtenstein...
@@jeffreykleeven i mean, swiss soldiers got lost in liechtenstein's woods but its still the military so it did get invaded
Your name tells me that you are from arab country, not Linchtenstein
Upon watching the video in light of the current events, I really hope that there’s not going to be a World War III. On another note, even if people in Switzerland would manage to find shelters from nuclear weapons (which might save them from burning and being ripped), the radioactivity of everything above ground would remain high for a very long time that it would be impossible to avoid the effects of radioactivity. Depending on the size of the atomic bomb, they might not even see the sunlight for months.
I think that the bunkers aren't really the main protection for Switzerland but the neutrality is. You don't need to fear an nuclear attack when nobody has a reasen to shoot at you.
Will be -20 to 50 degrees also so no food or live can grow for sustenance
@@felixalvarez446 Switzerland is no longer so neutral as it is supporting ukraine and imposing sanctions on russia.
In addition, if a nuclear bomb explodes in France or Germany (which will be one of the main targets to hit in the event of World War 3) the radiation will easily reach Switzerland, making it impossible to become a safe place in case of war.
@@RodrigoVasconcelos86 It will surely depend on the size of the bomb, the exact target and the wind situation which normally is that the wind is blowing to the east and north. So the possibility that high radiation levels are avoided is quite high.
@@disdonc6012 the explosion of a tsar bomb in paris or berlin will bring radiation to switzerland for sure, now imagine a blast in lyon or munich for example
Switzerland: "talk less, smile more, don't let anybody know what you're against or what you're for"
Now this is a good comment
Nice reference:)
Hamilton reference!
"You can't be serious."
CreativeUserName "you want to get ahead?"
"Yes."
"Fools who run their mouths all wind up dead."
Another reason why Switzerland was neutral was because almost every belligerant eurpoean country had their "under the counter" money stored there
Well, we were "made" neutral by the Vienna congress 1815 after Napoleon had been defeated. We did not choose to become neutral, but we've decided to stay like that.
And that’s why we became rich lmao
@Hamdoon Not really anymore. There have been changes with our laws about said incidents. But since I'm not a lawyer, I shouldn't debate about that. But it's fairly moderate nowadays, compared to other countries (as far as I know)
Let’s be honest Switzerland is the safest place in every war
how?
The last time they were at war was 1815 even when they were surrounded by the axis, they were neutral
@@DJPigeon1 they didn't joined any world war
Yup, happy to live in Swirzerland
ireland?
Ooooh what a nice time to watch this!
"Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country surrounded by France, Germany, Italy and Austria."
Liechtenstein: Am I joke to you?
Yakko Warner Jr. Switzerland and RealLifeLore: Why yes I am a joke to you
Luxembourg I’m I a joke to you
Ur right
Lichtenstein and Switzerland have a joined army so in case of war they stick together ;)
@@MusicIsMyAdicction tinys unite
Always wondered how they stayed out of BOTH world wars
Nathan Craig
Since 1515 we're pretty good in playing "Switzerland"...
We also stayed out of the war (at least ww2) because we allowed nazi germany some things, i think passing information and watching their gold was part of it but not quite sure. We're simply not interesting enough to conquer, especially with the relative effort needed for such a small country with only few useful resources.
We'd be fucked, having to feed our entire population without imports, however, so we're more or less neutral but not independent.
They remained neutral and neither the Axis or Central Powers wanted to bother them.
let's not forget that in ww2 it was mostly due to the swiss collaborating with the nazis with weapon production and laundering gold
USA bombed switzerland, so we didnt stayed out of europe, we sold ammunition for both sides if im not wrong
I love how Switzerland is just minding its own damn business
The_ Princess right. I love it too
I love its cheese and chocolate
Jeffro 2000 are must be talking about the us, they are the ones who infect other peoples countries with democracy
EmerBlox I am well aware of that, almost no system truly works
America could never
"switzerland is surrounded by france germany austria italy"
Liechtenstein: BRUH
Switzerland has been eating popcorn for the last 206 years
we are like the esports commentators
Be like Switzerland: WAtch all Wars, get Rich from these wars!
Not exactly. We had a civil war in 1847. After that we basically watched the world burn around us. Twice.
They must have popcorn machines in their bunkers
What is wrong with eating popcorn??
Switzerland: come over
Me: I can’t I’m busy
Switzerland: we have enough bunkers to house 114% of the population
Me: 🏃🏽
Why would they
You’re Liechtenstein.
Albania pretty much has the exact same amount
@@thriller4630 Albania have 5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre wich means in total 750,000 bunkers
1939:
Europe *Joined the server*
USA *Joined the server*
Asia *Joined the server*
*Public* : Hey let’s start a war !
Switzerland *left the chat*
Siberia:*has flashbacks
Siberia: *laughs at switerzland
Canada: *laughs at Siberia
Siberia: *frowns
Russia and the USA joined the war the same year 1941 many say the USA joined late yet they did capture the first German city in WW2 the city of Aachen Germany on October 21st 1944 its very interesting and many Europeans especially the British mislead with all that “ the yanks joined late” yet they never say the Soviet Union joined late yet the Soviet Union joined the same year as the USA than they say will the Soviet Union supported allies from the beginning yet they didn’t they invaded Poland with Germany in 1939 but the USA was making ammunition and food and rifles for the British from the beginning also German generals criticize Hitler for declaring war on the USA for 1 its a ocean away and the Germans aren’t very good at naval warfare but they are good at land warfare but obviously they can’t get to the USA because of the Atlantic Ocean also japan was going to attack Siberia but they couldn’t really do that because they had to worry about the US navy and Marines also they didn’t really care for Europe which is good considering they beat Russia in 1905 it also cost the British their empire because of the Cold War the Americans just completely passed them to compete with us
More like switzerland joined the spec
Europe and Asia are continents.
The USA is a country.
Switzerland were never in the chat
this was on my recomended
Same
Is RUclips Trying to get us to move :O
@@stroblox3292 it’s just bcz of Ww3 in title
Switzerland is proof that Mountains are better than Beaches
Mountain_Seeker 16 nailed it haha
Nah i live there and its so dull
Mountain_Seeker 16 We learned that one in Afghanistan
what do you mean its so dull, where do you live, zurich? go and explore switzerland a little bit and you see all the beauty swiss nature has to offer.
Mountain_Seeker 16 West Virginia vs Virginia
I have a slight feeling I'm gonna have to flee to switzerland this year
Indeed
Get your passport lad
Yes
Fast forward some days, Switzerland has sent war materials and been sided with Ukraine.
Switz is no longer neutral
Swiss is like a quiet kid that looks dumb but it's actually really clever
in this case Switzerland never ever looked dumb. It's like the smart kid that never says anything until bombs starts flying around and gently closes the door on us all. *click*
Florida is like a kid that looks dumb but is actually dumb ( I live there btw)
@@connorquilitz8113 33 Minutes Ago??
@Astro cat 29 Minutes Ago??
And still has the best setup
Switzerland is basically Stanley from The Office, minding their business and doesn’t want to get involved in people’s shenanigans, only wants to do their job, get the bread and then relax at home. I love this
I think 'The Congress of Vienna (1810?)' asked them not to be a participant in war.
3:34 y’all exposed Switzerland 🇨🇭🤧
Why
Golazo FX he literally did nothing to you, the fuck?
Golazo FX bruh,The heck?
@@golazofx7400 what the fuck man
Dont you now what bin laden did?
WW1: Switzerland *Drinks tea*
WW2: Switzerland *Eats Popcorn*
The Cold War: Switzerland sets up her military and booby traps and relaxes during and after the cold war
WW3: Switzerland *Watching TV in bunker*
@@finn.5667 only 1 guys die in Switzerland because of WW2
2020 WW3: watch memes
WW3: I'm everybody come to meeeeeee
out nowhere:TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
“Why is Switzerland the best place?”
Because it’s flag is a big plus.
Lol
This is so cheesy it’s great
@Zorawar Bharaj no no I was just joking I didn’t mean it bro
@@rajdeepsaha7335 if its a joke why bother?
“Funny jokes”
- you on google
WHY IS RUclips IS RECOMMANDING THIS TO ME NOW
ITS SCARY
As a citizen of Liechtenstein, i feel offended that you forgot to mention us as a country boardering Seitzerland😢
MrToothpaist Liechtenstein don’t pose very much threat too the Swiss.
Kolamoose Gamer So what?!
Liechtenwhat? Jk, he probably just forgot because of how small it is
Bro u must be so rich
He probably didn't know how to pronounce it lol
Never forget when Liechtenstein sent 80 men to the Austro-Prussian war and returned with 81, as they befriended one of the people from the opposition.
Hahaah thats wholesome
interesting!
Wow really. Dang that's a way 2 get out of being killed. U
Send a foreign soldier to Liechtenstein and there's already a stronger army there than they have themselves...
😂
Im glad to live in Switzerland very peaceful country and the safest country in the world.
Switzerland gave me a chance to live, learn language and work I’m an Eritrean refugee by the way. I owe Switzerland.
Thank you 🙏🏽 Switzerland 🇨🇭
And I wish peace to the whole world.
I'm not a refugee but a Swiss girl and I love Switzerland too!
As long as refugees don’t steal in CH, is everything ok...
@@arasev_hd1524 True😂 and if they work and not just take what swiss people give them it is even better.
Yay, more races in Europe
@@arasev_hd1524 anyone steals anywhere. U can't name a country who is free from stealing crime lol.
The RUclips algorithm thinks it’s funny as if I don’t have enough existential dread
Welp, this aged like fine wine.
Your getting drafted
@@JudeTheRUclipsPoopersubscribe lol
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@@elilikesmashedpotatoes9135 I'm not a pro at English lol
the safest place would be my room because no one knows I exist.
well now we know
who are you replying to?
well + 34 people did care, so your comment did not make sense at all
oh jee mister! No fooolin?
Someone replied but I dont know who did?
Switzerland is that one friend who literally has everything in their bag but never has to use it.
u could say they are the swiss army knives of the world XD
Switzerland did all the side quests
@@wolvercraft3481 lol
@@wolvercraft3481 lmao xD
Okay, good! Now I know where to move to.
"Switzerland is surrounded by France, Italy, Germany and Austria."
Liechtenstein:
"Am I a joke to you?"
Brandon on Bass they are little brothers like Switzerland 2 tbh
I live in Liechtenstein it's pretty but small
You could go in and out of Liechtenstein without even noticing you've entered a country
@@GRiiZZ True
Yes
Four years later and this video is more relevant than ever.
Ikr 🙏
Switzerland breaked their 200 YEAR OLD POLICY OF NEUTRALITY BY IMPOSING SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA
@@sagarnandal5325 Breaked... 😂
@@strife2746 what?
@@sagarnandal5325 You said it wrong.
Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country surrounded by Germany, Italy, France and Austria.
Liechtenstein: *Am I a joke to you?*
haha true
Poor Liechtenstein
Switzerland IS surrounded by Liechtenstein...you Einstein...😂😂😂
Ulrike Regina you don‘t get the joke 🤔
lukas No, the problem is: You can‘t tell a joke...😂😂😂
Never knew how badass Switzerland was
I love the Swiss, they mind their own business and don't take part in other people's silly dramas and wars
@@RichARock You are probably one of those guys that calls a bullied kid a pussy for walking away from a fight on the school yard
@@RichARock Knew it, I don't agree with this mentality. I like someone who walks away and doesn't let others get to them
@@RichARock No avoid the drama and get on with your day, they will get over most of the times, why stoop to their level by fighting them?
@@Deagle-lj7tv as much as I like this mentality and disagree what the other guy is saying about Switzerland, my own bullying didn't stop until I stood up for myself so I don't think this is the best analogy because no one's bullying Switzerland or the rest of Europe for that matter lol.
You wouldn't attack your bank, would you?
wer isch alles schwiizer?
Alice M ich🇨🇭
Alice M i
Alice M ja ich
Ich bro AG
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Breaking news!
Millions of people move to Switzerland.
ANTARTICA: i m joke to u
This will age very well
Lol most people cannot even afford living there. So nah
No ! Don't come here, we're too small :(
News: SWITZERLAND IS NOW THE MOST POPULATED COUNTRY!
Switzerland is that kid in class that just stands there in the corner while everyone else is fighting over something dumb
This is suddenly the most important video on RUclips! 😂
I know why they never fought a war since 200 years: The enemys know that they will loose because the swiss army knife has a corkscrew and a bottle opener!
_gunther93 DAMN
Leon Affeltranger the connotation of your comment was very well shown by the XD. Otherwise some SJW might've had a long argument with you. Fare thee well friend
The newest model only has a bottle opener. But damn that knife is good. Best one out there for sure, real Swiss quality work.
_gunther93 YO 😂
_gunther93 god forbid they added a metal vibrator in there... could be a game changer
This Moment when you‘re from Switzerland...... I‘m so proud rn lmao🥺
Same there. :'0
Yoy even here im from ticino btw
Grützi!
@@fanta1618 oh, grüätzi! :)
Grüezi! Ich bi vo Aargau, und du?
Thanks RUclips I might be needing this
*Me: is my safety a joke to you?*
🇨🇭 “No”
🇺🇸 “ ... “
Adam D and i oop-
🇺🇸 * read *
🇺🇸 * has left the chat *
Lol 😂
Switzerland doesn't want to join the EU because they banned memes there.
My reasons to move to Switzerland
I’m living in Switzerland suckers😂
@@olivercastaneda177 *tries to send meme* *activates trap card* *it's article 13*
Swiss Army fails...😂😂
Switzerland is also the richest country in Europe and one of the richest and most developed and advanced country in the world. The prices are very high. The Swiss people want to live there,because they gain more money. But when they want to go shopping then they go to Germany,because the prices there are lower. So the Swiss people are very clever.
Proud to be swiss, a country that does almost everything right 🇨🇭🇨🇭
🇳🇵 what happened to this Nepal flag
You are right to say almost … we sell a lot of weapon ( I am Swiss )
Ja moinsen! Wie geht es dir denn so Kamerad? Ich habe gehört, dass du mich in deinem Bunker einladen willst?😋
@@GENERAL_TOAST__ well it ain't the best thing to sell, but it's good for the military and the guards of the pope (Idk, what they are called in english)
@has Swiss cheese you mean
Massive planning might have gone to do this
Switzerland is the quiet kid who sits in the back of the room
You're probably the class clown who shouts all day and makes toxic humor 💀💀💀
@@SU-iu1ud bro stop talking about yourself
@@SU-iu1ud by the sounds of it you’ve just described yourself
😅my charakter
@@SU-iu1ud dumbass
"Hey Switzerland"
"What?"
"Is this glass half empty or half full?"
*MUST. STAY. NEUTRAL.* "Uhm...."
.......
"Yes"
The liquid is just half of the glass
It's 50% Air and 50% Water therefore its Full
Half capacity.
Gaff oh wow that’s so smart-
Josie Sandel the glass is at 50% capacity
Switzerland:
World War 1 erupts: I sleep
World War 2 erupts: I sleep
Cold War erupts: I sleep
World War 3 erupts: I sleep
Free Älpermagronen: A S E C E N D E D
The C0Rvex W O K E
Real Shit grad es Quöllfrisch dezue
The C0Rvex you watch cowbelly don't you?
The C0Rvex ii
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Now the title should be: Why was Switzerland the safest country in the world?