Help! My Anime Dreamgirl is an ALTIUS 600M Loitering Munition
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
- #anduril #altius #ghost
Sometimes the Arsenal of Democracy™ needs a little help rebooting itself. Thankfully there is a simple blueprint for accelerating the effective defense of the Western world and its values. Thanks to a recent self-report survey, we now know that a handful of Japanese animated tv shows and video games are responsible for over 45% of Gen Z and Millennials working in the defense industry.
In the immortal words of Mark Hanna, "those are rookie numbers." At Kommandostore we believe we can do better. We believe we can pump up those rookie numbers. So we tasked our team with creating an original visual novel for the Anduril ALTIUS and Ghost unmanned aerial systems. We hope you enjoy "Help! My Anime Dreamgirl is an ALTIUS 600M Loitering Munition"
If you would like to confuse your family and coworkers, we highly encourage checking out our officially licensed ALTIUS and Ghost waifu merch. Like this lovingly crafted video, the Anduril bundle is made in the USA with high quality materials.
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Special thanks to Palmer Luckey and the Anduril staff for:
a) saving the western world from itself and
b) being cool with a bunch of nerds waifu-fying their drones.
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Help! My Anime Dreamgirl is an ALTIUS 600M Loitering Munition
Wait a sec the military industrial complex is licensing out anime girl versions of their weapon systems...
yes. welcome to the future :-)
It's for the troops moral
Oh you thought Arpeggio of Blue Steel and Girls Und Panzer were just funny gimmicks?
officially licensed??!! what the sigma kommandostore
going sigma mode
@@KommandoStore evil mode 😈😈😈
@@SenkaBandit Freaky Mode😋😋
we all have a youtube playlist of our favorite ambient military radio chatter.
Can you send the link
Shoutout @HistoryFeels
@@theath98 ruclips.net/video/-xtYm_poF_8/видео.html
Apparently not a unique experience in the world
I've listened to the background radio chatter from CoD MW2 more times than I care to admit.
i feel like this was a real story from one of the KS employees, average Thursday night for a surplus sniffer
Gonna have to hit you with the Glomar Response on that one
The s in sigma stands for Sarco Inc
The fact i know that Frenchman who disassemble salvaged black market military hardware 💀💀
So, military industral complex doujins you say?
Really it's a public service
@@KommandoStorePropaganda as a service, hell yea!
Just the latest in a long artistic history of personifying non-human things as characters for political reasons !
The urge to pull up with this to an art history lecture full of humanities girlies with these weird things like morality and estrogen...
OFFICIALLY. LICENSED.
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF WARFARE :-)
It's currently 1:00 a.m. and I have a monster in my hand. I had to pause the video, turn around, and check that you weren't behind me
I am behind you :-)
It’s 2AM, I just got back from doing autist shit in the woods, and I’m on my 5th Bang in 24 hours.
I don’t know how much of this video was actual script and how much was caffeine and nicotine induced hallucination.
Military surveillance moment
military industrial complex but its just a group of anime girls, what a time to be a alive
These are so creative. I'm not even an anime guy, but you fellas really put effort into these.
Can't believe we're getting IRL Girls Frontline before GTA 6 what the actual FUCK is this timeline
Ok bruh at first I didn't know who I was watching
I wasn't expecting an anime industrial complex story from this channel! XD
I’m not sure how I feel about all this but good for you guys
I say KS should lean into the collab and out of the anime
@@waylonk2453The anime must flow.
ngl if this was an actual novel game on steam i would gladly buy it
Seconded
Same.
I just got the B2 Spirit shirt and now I'm being teased again
We are living in the best timeline by far.
Born just in time brother
okay, maybe i'll enlist
thank you for your service🫡🫡🫡
NO ANON DON'T DO IT
Do it, Anon. Join us. 🫡
Do it. We love it here :)
Not worth it OP, get out of there!!
defense contractors licensing their names to be put on anime girls was certainly NOT on my bingo card.
These promo videos are too good.
You mean porno?
love you
@@KommandoStore I love you and your products.
7:10 Those War Thunder players live life on the edge, leaking classified blueprints for internet clout on the weekly.
The anime industrial complex knows what we really want.
Would pay for it if this was made into an actual full-length visual novel.
This determines if we're a type 1 civilization not the Kardashev Scale
Respectfully requesting BGM-109 Tomahawk Cruise Missile atamonica collab. I need merch to wear at work (at Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab where the tomahawks were designed)
i was thinking about investing in anduril stocks today lol
its a sign 📈📈📈 (Palmer take it public pls)
@@KommandoStore wasted opportunity with not making a hawaiian shirt with anduril logos on the pattern smh
this kidna stuff makes up 90 percent of the ambient thoughts that play through my brain as I fondle the magwell of my (toy) classic AR platform.
The most funny shit is SAO ost is playing in the background.
P/S: okay that last segment is radiating some Kamige power ngl. I need the full game asap!!!
why is this so well made
why is a gondla sellsman better at making ads than giant MNCs
and its a shitpost
what the fuck
Considering at this point I own nearly the entire KS x Atamonica catalog, I probably am being surveilled by Ghost
cant wait to randomly get recommended this video on facebook in a month
Petition for Abrams and 120mm related products please!
Kommando store brought me here.
A more complete visual novel than what Weapon Grade Waifus could produce
if the enemy knew they would get crushed by anime version UAV. They not scared anymore.
The voice over immediately reminded me of the scene in A Scanner Darkly where it reads the list of sins..... and I am here for it.
Ok that was wierder somehow.... wtf even is this...
8:51 What the fuck lol. The next Vice president runs a company that licensees its weapons to be anthropomorphized by KommandoStore. World is a fuck
Who would that be? Last I knew Palmer Luckey and Trae Stephens ran the company
@@noahyoung2910 JD Vance is apparently an investor, I had no idea until reading this comment. but also JD vance listens to a perfect circle and is a shoe0nhead subscriber so makes sense when you think about it
Liked it before I even watched it. Khyber Pass vs The Garage. Taking all bets!
QUADRUPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET NOW
The impulse buyer knows where it is at all times, because it knows where it isn't.
if we can get officially licensed drone anime girl visual novel, surely an atamonica-sponsored gacha game is possible
This is what us War Thunder™ players have been hoping for for years. Praise Kommandostore. Praise the Snail.
My dream girl is a part of the Military Industrial Complex, let me spoil you with my Northtrupp Grumman money 😍
Not gonna lie Altius don't realize in 8 months the narrator is penniless and soon to be homeless
He can get some strength by fighting the homeless over food.
this is an eight minute advertisement for shirts that will un-attract women
idk man all i'm trying to attract is anthropomorphized military equipment
Ah, the music choice and VC... noice 🤌
The noncredible experience
OPSEC! OPSEC! OPSEC! OPSEC!
Me: ............WTF did i just watch????
Also me: ........Eh, could he worst. My waifus a raifu.
Tier one shit post that sprawled onto my feed, all I got is good laughs and respect, solid work
im blown away.
When I saw the thumbnail I was hoping for a new rickroll to send my friends but got something better
We need this to become a series.
7:13 Nah Nah Nah, that's just going to trigger a manhunt for documents
EUGH
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
'The spell has been broken,
A new way to wage war has come.
The future of warfare,
For all to be seen, 2024-"
I know how good this is when Atamonica is featured lmao
I was not expecting to see this whatsoever, thank you for this beautiful mental flashbang
Okay eight months, I'm waiting for another round of this.
brb, sending an application to Anduril
Alright KS. I've got your AIM 9 anime patch. You've got me hooked.
Intresting way to find the channel, but baed on your other stuff, glad to find this channel.
This is cinema.
Criminal bombastic 👀
Fools on you! I actually have a healthy sleep schedule and drink coffee.
What are these videos called? I saw a hilarious one years ago about a PEQ laser that turned into an anime girl
that one was also us, "How To Claim Your Taxpayer Funded Raytheon™ Catgirl" on our channel
@@KommandoStore omg yes! Thank you! I gotta rewatch it!
This is the dream of all airforces
Altius sounds like The Boss from MGS3.
every part of this is pure gold
i got Anduril Bolt advert while watching this
This can’t be real, I’m losing my mind.
This is just the White Feather Girls from WW1 with extra steps.
NO WAY. IS THAT MARY ELIZABETH MCGLYNN??? YOU GOT THE VOICE OF THE MAJOR? TAKE MY MONEY
God I wish that was me
Man i was just scrolling at drones not too long ago i thought it was a coincidence.
😆😂🤣 Please make a part 2!!!
GIVE ME SMERSH!!!
Soon! Have a fairly major update on the horizon here.
FOR BLACKROCK AND THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
Edging to this.
THIS IS AAAAAWWWEEESSSOOOOME!!
bro this needs adapted as a real ANIME ITS JUST GREAT MAN!
Subbed need more
I can't believe it! my $15K *flew* just like that 😢
Man, they really need those DoD bucks eh?
time to go on a tour
Peak cinema
my military idustrial complex cant be this cute
I just scrolled through /k/ a bit then this happened to get on my recommended...
Algo tuned pretty well then
Anime girls as weapons systems is something i didnt know i wanted but now i need more😂
Hmm time to make a fanfic about this
This could've been avoided if our protagonist had the foresight of checking if the drone still had its explosive payload in... And perhaps a bit of Arduino to turn it into a normal drone?
Did the Oculus guy personally greenlight this?
someone took the time to write this
Best video on RUclips hands down, ifykyk
Hooray
yippee!
@@KommandoStore hip hip hooray!
"as a warning to the war thunder forum" as im loading up war thunder💀
That intro was a little close to actuality
I dont even know what to say to this
I must say that this is pretty cool I’ve known much about anime but I’m gonna have to buy that drone lol
.hack ost heard around 5 mins in. Nice. (Atleast i think it is)
Altius 600 should be depressed suicidal emo girl. Yup it's a kamikaze drone. It destroy it self to destroy the enemy. I think it would be suitable depiction of altius 600.
The ATF is getting this desperate
Dude. That shit was funny. Great job.
Thank you very much, it was a labor of love for everyone involved
I'm all in making this a series. I have artist and autist on standby