This sounds like someone actually broke their retro nvgs, and the rest of the story is just what he hoped would happen next. As a desperate flash of regret and self-pity, he hoped that, like a miracle, a cat girl would appear out of nowhere and undo his mistake.
No? Bruh this happens fairly regularly and it's why you should never use high grade lasers in areas of the wilderness without checking to make sure it's cat girl free
I think the most concerning thing about all of this is how the 'Missile-Knows-Where-It-Is' voice had multiple instances where it sounded like it was gonna to climax
@@TUPLsEverywhere I'm aware of Aeromorph. I'm also aware that the artist behind the Paveway catgirl has also made personifications of planes and helicopters. I prefer the human personifications of things over the cursed Aeromorph stuff.
I minimized Stalker: Clear Sky so I could pull up "Дороги" off Leningrad's 2003 album "Для Миллионов" and happened to find this. I don't want to call it fate, but as a diehard determinist, I don't think I have a choice.
It's true, my love of classic firearms did lead me to "gun smith cats" Ps: buy their products, thier the only company that I can say really knows their customers 😂
Is this AI? This is the missile guidance voice, right? But was it only trained off of that video? How does it manage all of these seemingly context dependent inflections that are not present in the original video?
@@MGS-lore-enthusiast I meant if she is, as the video says, both a cruiser missile and a cat girl, what would the children be like. Would they be a cat hybrid with a human, would the children just straight up be a missile, idk.
This story seems oddly personal
Just wait until the GBU-12 first date episode
@@KommandoStore visual novel when?
@@KebeQ This, and the trailer video on steam when?
@@KommandoStore so you had "secure" the anon who wrote this.
*\o/* Good job *\o/* Just make sure that he likes his new basement.
@@KommandoStoreI’m still waiting
This sounds like someone actually broke their retro nvgs, and the rest of the story is just what he hoped would happen next. As a desperate flash of regret and self-pity, he hoped that, like a miracle, a cat girl would appear out of nowhere and undo his mistake.
No? Bruh this happens fairly regularly and it's why you should never use high grade lasers in areas of the wilderness without checking to make sure it's cat girl free
nah
she's actually a GBU-12 Paveway II laser-guided bomb
Now this is the fucking brand marketing silicon valley is missing out on
Let's keep them and the other normies out for the time being.
Raytheon can also learn.
This is the kind of content I live for.
I just got this Paveway 2 cat girl hoodie and I have no idea what it means.
I think the most concerning thing about all of this is how the 'Missile-Knows-Where-It-Is' voice had multiple instances where it sounded like it was gonna to climax
immbaaaaaaaaattttttttttaaaaaaaaaccccccccammmmmmmmmmm
@KommandoStore "hhnnnrHer expression softens-"
3:55 But maybehh, just maybe, you can *make* it up to ME. 👁👄👁
wow that AI generated mister metokur voice is pretty good
I sit dazed, as if shell shocked from the explosion of a GBU-12 Paveway II guided bomb, processing what I just saw and strangely wanting more
You guys need to start making VN's.
What the actual eff is going on in the surplus market😂
They are high on their supply
When surplus dwindles, the only thing left to do is shitpost or start selling chinese knockoffs *cough venture surplus cough*
We’re eating the cosmoline
I never even realized y’all made this. I’m even more excited that i stumbled across this while wearing THE HOODIE
❤❤❤
It only makes sense that the GBU-12 is a catgirl. Always chasing after lasers and stuff!!!
Thats one hell of a fever dream
These fever dreams are getting weirder
I like the neat small details, like "is that what death feels like. No you're not dead" line and water mark. And deers! Poor deers.
God I wish that were me
It's not as glamorous as you'd think...
Btw the Image intensifier on the PVS-7 can easily be replaced, its just expensive lol.
woooaaah okay yeah I wish this were just straight up an anime, this is amazing
Genuinely, yeah, this could make an actually half decent anime
2:38 never knew AI voices could crack
They not only do that. OpenAI ones in ChatGPT do sigh, mumble, scream and take a breath from time to time.
Ok so I know this was just a glorified ad for apparel but damn if it isn't hilarious. I subscribed just for this. More?
Everyone must see this. I don’t know why, but the world needs this.
This is absolute golden quality content. Thank you sir.
Someone PLEASE turn this into a manga
Ong 😂😂😂
The odyssey had a purpose...
Welp. Now I'm into anime girls that are designed to resemble missiles and bombs. Thanks, internet.
Trust me, there's people who do the whole plane, you're in luck
@@TUPLsEverywhere I'm aware of Aeromorph. I'm also aware that the artist behind the Paveway catgirl has also made personifications of planes and helicopters. I prefer the human personifications of things over the cursed Aeromorph stuff.
what voice AI did y'all use for this? this is a masterpiece
@sternvm it seems you are not cultured or your ears have defied you.
The missile guidance system one
@@dotMSOffice they probably mean which service, since a lot of services synthesize at bootycheeks quality.
My new favorite video on the internet.
One time FB ad did work and summoned me here. This is glorious
2:37 casually has a voice crack
part 2 when?
Shes highly smug..... I like that 😭😭😭
I minimized Stalker: Clear Sky so I could pull up "Дороги" off Leningrad's 2003 album "Для Миллионов" and happened to find this. I don't want to call it fate, but as a diehard determinist, I don't think I have a choice.
This sounds like an actual anime plot.
okay, now do the aim-9x sidewinder
What a fucking gem lmao
I was sad but now im no longer sad
This is truly the purest form of hell
This store made this is funny as hell. Keep up the partnership with Atamonica!
1:46 holy shit someone took me to ADX Florence again- Oh wait nevermind.
This happened to my buddy Eric the other day
that was a hell of a thing.
Im gonna wait for the GE or BAE systems cat girls to debut
Based
Casual monogatari reference
This is amazing
Hilarious video! What is the name of the TTS used?
truly a masterpiece
Thank you for the tutorial, now i gotta get me some NVGs
I was there when this was a two-part tweet
you should make visual novel at this point lmao
It's true, my love of classic firearms did lead me to "gun smith cats"
Ps: buy their products, thier the only company that I can say really knows their customers 😂
This. Is. Amazing.
I want to buy stuff from your store.
GBU-12 catgirl made me laugh
A hog that runs around burping
he just like me fr
Smash. Next questio- I mean uhhm- delete this now!
what in god greens earth did i just witness.
Amazing
Anime is the gateway drug to becoming Chris Chan
no, sonic is
do new[friends] really?
My brain is not braining
this video is golden
Time to buy a laser designator. I getting me a ratheon (tm) catgirl.
Amazing
What on earth did I just watch; I just came here from a discord video.
I wish this were me
Guys, could this device defend me from possible high-manoeuvrable aircrafts situated around my local roundabout?
dam. . . I gata get me a AN/PEQ-1 ground laser target designator
Is this AI? This is the missile guidance voice, right? But was it only trained off of that video? How does it manage all of these seemingly context dependent inflections that are not present in the original video?
that AI has mind of its own
Bomb
Next video/dating sim when
PLEASE GOD
How do you know exactly what I'm doing in my spare time???
Make the anime now!
Lol
Imagine the children
brother what the fuck...
@@MGS-lore-enthusiast I meant if she is, as the video says, both a cruiser missile and a cat girl, what would the children be like. Would they be a cat hybrid with a human, would the children just straight up be a missile, idk.
@@cattercakethesecond6534 that's even more fucked up than what i was thinking earlier
@@MGS-lore-enthusiast What were you thinking of earlier?
Bio-organic cyborg offspring? 🤔
Sounds like a very interesting way of conceiving cybogs.
Anyway. Will the catgirl merch be restocked. Asking for a friend.
Gold
Bro, you too??
WHO WROTE THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING DEAD😭
me :)
Nah bro yolu fr diied
YEETUS
Want as book now
I NEED IT!!!!
character name?
asking for a friend
i want her
Wtf Did I just watch?!
WTF did I just watch? I just wanted another woobie, not anime-ammo-sexual fantasy!
you've watched true culture now
WHAT WAS SEEN OR HEARD CAN BE UNSEEN OR UNHEARD
;)
Lol. What on Earth did I just watch??
millijoules, not megajoules
What is this. Why is this
DO NOT BUY SKETCHY AN/PEQ-1S OFF EBAY DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT
The fuck did i just watch?
what
Mhmm.
Yall 😭😭😭
Is this AI generated Paul Harrell voice?
AI generated George Lopez
sounds like the premise of a trashy waifubait romcom anime
Would still binge in two nights.