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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
  • Part 1
    • Essex Police Headquarters

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @kevinbennington887
    @kevinbennington887 3 года назад +1902

    Yo, AB You are pure class, I fell off My chair when You said "Mary Poppins is here"
    Their ego is so inflated that they cannot cope when stood up to, they need to be reminded they are public servants, and You do so in abundance, well done.

  • @jimboh8412
    @jimboh8412 3 года назад +340

    “She’s dressed nice and you’re dressed as a GIMP!!” 😂 AB you are the King!! 👑
    We NEED part 3!! 👍

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +27

      lol

    • @Haywood-Jablomie
      @Haywood-Jablomie 3 года назад +4

      @@noelward8047 Even you as a woman probably appreciate the one with the big jugs

    • @Haywood-Jablomie
      @Haywood-Jablomie 3 года назад +12

      @@noelward8047 I've learned that I must always assume that everyone on RUclips identifies as a woman , in order to avoid misgendering people... I'm identifying as a can of tuna today. Please use the proper pronouns

    • @davidc6633
      @davidc6633 3 года назад +2

      @ Jimbo H ... And Any Future Readers.
      There Is A Part 3 Its Called Essex Boys.

    • @EhsanMusic
      @EhsanMusic 3 года назад +2

      @@Haywood-Jablomie I didn't know if she was wearing a push up bra or not

  • @johng6997
    @johng6997 3 года назад +187

    You know what they say about Essex Girls. This was the best audit in a long time. Keep up the good work, three more control freaks imortalized on RUclips

    • @huskyfaninmass1042
      @huskyfaninmass1042 3 года назад +1

      What do they say about them?

    • @mr.diabolik5997
      @mr.diabolik5997 3 года назад +2

      @@huskyfaninmass1042 sl ags

    • @roberthellyer1892
      @roberthellyer1892 3 года назад +2

      Not only Essex girls but blonde as well even if only out of a bottle

    • @mr.diabolik5997
      @mr.diabolik5997 3 года назад

      @Glockjaw 😭 you done crying ?

    • @Johnarry
      @Johnarry 6 месяцев назад

      Don't have to be essex girls to be stupid.

  • @EastSussexTrainSpotter
    @EastSussexTrainSpotter 3 года назад +104

    “Reception, Museum.
    Are you that thick?”
    Classic line 😂😂

  • @criticalmass3829
    @criticalmass3829 2 года назад +89

    "Why are you wearing glasses from the 70s" 😂

    • @1947acw
      @1947acw 7 месяцев назад

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @swizzler8053
      @swizzler8053 6 месяцев назад +2

      That cop was thiccc

    • @kenarnavut2877
      @kenarnavut2877 3 месяца назад

      Mind you, the two female coppers did play their part, typical woman behaviour !!!

    • @harryd8815
      @harryd8815 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aguacapalta1329
      @aguacapalta1329 26 дней назад

      hippies for example

  • @dukethenuke8426
    @dukethenuke8426 3 года назад +152

    God 🤣🤣🤣 AB “you passed the fitness test” that cracked me up too. God knows how low the bar must be set for the police fitness test 🤣

    • @Jo-xg6rk
      @Jo-xg6rk 3 года назад +15

      🤣🤣The test - walk to the other side of a room + pick up a dohnut🍩

    • @johndavied3448
      @johndavied3448 3 года назад +6

      @@Jo-xg6rk Change the price ticket in the supermarket, then walk out quickly.

    • @ScotsmanJ
      @ScotsmanJ Год назад

      When my missus went for it a few years ago it was a bleep test and you had to get a 4.5 which anyone could get off the couch with a hangover and do lol. The fire service is 8.8 for comparison

  • @christaylor3549
    @christaylor3549 3 года назад +60

    Lost it at “can I eat yellow snow” literally 10/10 for the banter.

  • @LiviuCBratu
    @LiviuCBratu 2 года назад +40

    🤣 I think this is one of the funniest ones I have watched! Loved It!

    • @emzzyjane25
      @emzzyjane25 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 one of the best 😅😅😅

  • @stuartwardlaw2056
    @stuartwardlaw2056 3 года назад +357

    This is up there with the “Italian” episode.
    Entertainment at its best.
    Roll on part 3

    • @casuallad735
      @casuallad735 3 года назад +3

      These are the best ones.

    • @RonnieVaiArovo
      @RonnieVaiArovo 3 года назад +4

      Yeah AB needs to bring back his Italian side, it was genuinely convincing, would be authentic if he knew basic Italian however 😂😂

    • @stuartwardlaw2056
      @stuartwardlaw2056 3 года назад +2

      Chris Cringleford.
      Look up Auditing Britain Italian,you'll get it there.

    • @MegaTpope
      @MegaTpope 3 года назад +2

      Nothing beats the Italian episode!!!! 😂

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 3 года назад +2

      Still waiting on a Borat episode.

  • @NateIrvo
    @NateIrvo 3 года назад +225

    "I'm not talking to you until you come back to 2021" The sunglasses shit is killing me man lmao

    • @ant7699
      @ant7699 3 года назад +4

      That was so funny. Come back in 2021... Killer comment.

    • @sbobby8248
      @sbobby8248 3 года назад +5

      Who needs guns & knives with comments like that! Beautiful & Brutal at the same time. Your are too clever for them!!

    • @yusufzaeem4048
      @yusufzaeem4048 3 года назад +1

      🤣👍

  • @FarangKyAy
    @FarangKyAy 3 года назад +75

    Comedy gold! Especially the part when AB gives some directives back (glasses, attire, fitness...) to the ladies who gave you unlawful directives in the first place.

  • @qbarnes1893
    @qbarnes1893 Год назад +26

    Funny as eff...Mary poppins 😂😂😂
    Your dismissed 😂😂😂

  • @youratoolyabass
    @youratoolyabass 3 года назад +133

    One of the best audit vids ever.
    You stood your ground and didn’t leave. Mary poppins sunglasses comments and fitness comments were amazing

    • @SJ-kj7jv
      @SJ-kj7jv 3 года назад +5

      Whats so amazing about judging peoples appearance?

  • @collinw1353
    @collinw1353 3 года назад +206

    I'd love to see their faces after they watch this on RUclips and realize AB has 130k subscribers and he obviously knows video law better than they do. They're hopefully going to recognize how stupid and paranoid they were.

    • @yusufzaeem4048
      @yusufzaeem4048 3 года назад +4

      They wouldn't

    • @beingiwe7256
      @beingiwe7256 3 года назад +2

      They probably would laugh. And feel like they have been tangoed

    • @nicolanicholson4339
      @nicolanicholson4339 3 года назад +8

      Won't ever see it.... too busy watching love Island

    • @billyjesus5442
      @billyjesus5442 3 года назад +4

      hopefully their friends and family get to see what nasty people they are to the public.

    • @AndrewFosterSheff69
      @AndrewFosterSheff69 3 года назад

      I doubt that. They don't recruit the brightest, they recruit the ones they can order around and who won't question the legality of the order.
      What leaves my jaw dropped every single time with these FOOLS is that if someone seriously wanted to do them harm (because unlike THEM the general public aren't sociopathic SCUMBAGS that have no honour), they wouldn't see it coming! You wouldn't broadcast your intentions by standing outside and making yourself a target, you'd use google earth and "drive bys". So THAT in and of itself PROVES it is a plain and simple power trip to force you to "move along" and NOTHING to do with them feeling secure or threatened. If they feel threatened by someone holding a camera, then I can only assume they are conscious that their activities are unlawful!

  • @peacebethejourney1
    @peacebethejourney1 3 года назад +46

    "I'm not talking to you until you come back to 2021!" 😂😂

  • @jeffreymiller5462
    @jeffreymiller5462 8 месяцев назад +46

    "Hang on, Mary Poppins is coming."
    I nearly regurgitated my drink. 😅😅😅

  • @Scouse_Wayne
    @Scouse_Wayne 3 года назад +212

    AB: we'll have a race, I guarantee you wont catch me
    Also AB: **standing up** ahh, I just pulled a muscle.

    • @bmeghani88
      @bmeghani88 3 года назад +12

      He could probably still outrun her with a pulled muscle

    • @jaxonsjerseys
      @jaxonsjerseys 3 года назад +4

      That cracked me up 🤣 I feel that

    • @mattpayne3349
      @mattpayne3349 3 года назад +1

      Could have been his love muscle but I doubt it.

    • @ComboMuster
      @ComboMuster 3 года назад +1

      LOLOL

    • @benji.B-side
      @benji.B-side 3 года назад +2

      Haha Funny and great observation. Have a well deserved 'Like' from me, to reach the magic 100 number of 'Likes' : )

  • @bobes7
    @bobes7 3 года назад +223

    These coppers are a representation of what is wrong with the mindset of today's police and a lot of the public. ME ME ME, I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I AM IMPORTANT!

    • @dean-gm1lg
      @dean-gm1lg 3 года назад +21

      Spot on it's because in the real world they are actually good for nothing so they think an over egged ego gives them some credibility

    • @sgthaggis1448
      @sgthaggis1448 3 года назад +6

      Well said.

    • @johnrowe3019
      @johnrowe3019 3 года назад +3

      Absolutely and it's been festering for so long until AB came along. What a great job he does. I wonder would he mind if I did a Audit Ireland or even better he comes over here😃The Garda 👮 here make your police look like they're doing their job sadly...

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 года назад +5

      Makes you wonder how much stuff goes on when there are no cameras about. We're seeing almost daily now stories of police brutality and corruption. One today of some 56yo goon throwing an autistic 10yo boy across the floor while all his police colleagues stood there and did nothing.

    • @misiasert1348
      @misiasert1348 3 года назад +4

      Splendid example of the dunning kruger affect..

  • @Duncan94
    @Duncan94 3 года назад +311

    Doesn't get anymore embarrassing for Essex Police.

    • @JT-xt8bh
      @JT-xt8bh 3 года назад +12

      Essex’s Police Finest

  • @buddy2016
    @buddy2016 9 месяцев назад +9

    You are dismissed 😂😂😂😂😂
    Am in stitches that was the funniest ever

  • @sirkerb6284
    @sirkerb6284 3 года назад +54

    Your trolling skills are becoming epic! All hail King Pepe! Can't wait for the next episode 😂😂😂😂

    • @hasan1980hb
      @hasan1980hb 3 года назад

      Not really. He has been detained on the terrorist act twice in recent times. They are clocking on

    • @snowyhagen
      @snowyhagen 3 года назад +2

      @@hasan1980hb He got a payout for one of them.

    • @nigel5755
      @nigel5755 3 года назад

      Brilliant again! The blonde police lady couldn't stop laughing!! 😂

  • @K1217B
    @K1217B 3 года назад +63

    Even her mate held back from laughing at the comment “With them silly looking shorts” 🤣💀

  • @amartatla5131
    @amartatla5131 3 года назад +111

    This was so funny AB. Clinical and strategically placed verbal slaps when required. Keep up the good work my brother. Love and light.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +9

      🤛

    • @darkstar4102
      @darkstar4102 3 года назад +3

      @@AuditingBritain you are legend, never knew we had this much right sin UK thanks bro, also the fitness test part had me dying

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      Yeah very good 😅

  • @richardjames4632
    @richardjames4632 2 года назад +34

    "I work here!" Brilliant! "On this spot!" You are an absolute star. I really, really, wish I could think up a response as fast as you can. "Come back to 2021." It just doesn't stop being great!

  • @easylilbro
    @easylilbro 3 года назад +36

    Listening to the roasting is absolutely hilarious man
    “Oo Mary poppins is here” shits hilarious bro
    Great video

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +3

      🙏🏼

    • @johnvienta7622
      @johnvienta7622 3 года назад +1

      @@AuditingBritain , please let there be another video about the uniformed Police who stopped you at the end.

    • @bennyhill4228
      @bennyhill4228 3 года назад +2

      I bloody roared at he "Mary Poppins" remark xD was expecting the Von Trapps to roll up lmao

    • @johnvienta7622
      @johnvienta7622 3 года назад

      @@daveysrevolution5940 , feel free to let AB and the rest of us know when having a bad attitude and being rude (in your esteemed opinion) is unlawful.

    • @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246
      @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @DanSmithBK
    @DanSmithBK 3 года назад +150

    I love how they just keep trying to convince themselves that whatever you’re doing, it must be wrong. Muppetry.

    • @dev0random
      @dev0random 3 года назад +5

      I love how they keep asking if he needs any help.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 года назад +5

      @@dev0random Can you imagine her in the day room of "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" asking her carer's if anyone needs any help.

    • @DanSmithBK
      @DanSmithBK 3 года назад +2

      @@johnstonlee right you are, Officer ;-)

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 года назад +1

      @@johnstonlee I've noticed on these audits that military police are more well drilled and seem to have better social skills when dealing with the public and have more serious things to protect than most people don't know. Including your average cop.

    • @gucciadjective7745
      @gucciadjective7745 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@carltonlambert7608 They have actually been trained prior to becoming an MP and youll notice a lot less women

  • @IWANASLAPTHAT
    @IWANASLAPTHAT 3 года назад +343

    Kevin and Perry at the start, what a mess of a woman.

    • @breakit46
      @breakit46 3 года назад +24

      Mr Patterson, Mrs Patterson.

    • @johnrowe3019
      @johnrowe3019 3 года назад +14

      Can't believe she was off duty. Basically no power but that BIG EGO😂

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 года назад +6

      Ey up ahr Kev.

    • @bobes7
      @bobes7 3 года назад +4

      Haha spot on 😆

    • @johnnosiennek7066
      @johnnosiennek7066 3 года назад +2

      @@johnrowe3019 Is EGO the NEW PC word for AR5E

  • @Mr.D.Michael
    @Mr.D.Michael 2 года назад +9

    AB This is absolutely the Funniest Short I've ever seen you RUclips Shorts. "Glasses from the 70s. Mary Poppins. In Those Shorts. Are you my Mum. You don't look fit to Me." Absolute Comedy Sketch from Start to Finish and you know it AB.

  • @DanielPereira-re9nf
    @DanielPereira-re9nf 3 года назад +571

    One day this video will be part of AB’s greatest hits

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +41

      😂😂😂😂

    • @johnrowe3019
      @johnrowe3019 3 года назад +23

      At this rate he might make it as a stand up. Certainly has more than enough material and that perfectly timed delivery is natural as it gets. Can't stop smiling 😄

    • @johndavied3448
      @johndavied3448 3 года назад +12

      No. 1 P.C. bully boy Redditch po po
      No. 2 Pardon my French.
      No. 3 Kerens.

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 3 года назад +15

      @@AuditingBritain Dude, I havn't been so eager for the next episode since Breaking Bad.

    • @Chris-nf3sg
      @Chris-nf3sg 3 года назад +3

      Titled, "The Essex bird" , "Mary Poppins" and the "Shot-putter".

  • @catgirl2747
    @catgirl2747 2 года назад +43

    Passing myself laughing. Absolutely brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @drob517
    @drob517 3 года назад +579

    His videos are pure comedy. I absolutely love British auditing. The British Police are pure comedy gold.

    • @charliecraig2043
      @charliecraig2043 3 года назад +7

      Bit strange filming police building though

    • @kkjrees
      @kkjrees 3 года назад +8

      There’s nothing funny about the police think of poor Sarah everard , there’re a disgrace

    • @brimkathstampex2306
      @brimkathstampex2306 3 года назад +18

      @@charliecraig2043 Daft comment to make.

    • @brimkathstampex2306
      @brimkathstampex2306 3 года назад +2

      @@charliecraig2043 Why?

    • @charliecraig2043
      @charliecraig2043 3 года назад +5

      @@brimkathstampex2306 Going out to film a police station to provoke police officers and hopefully get some content just to feed his ego.

  • @gr4
    @gr4 2 года назад +27

    I literally can’t stop watching this video 😂 watched it about 8 times so far and every time I laugh more 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro this is the best video you’ve made so far 😂

    • @emzzyjane25
      @emzzyjane25 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 I'm the same

  • @ravc7496
    @ravc7496 3 года назад +56

    hahha absolutely dying watching this when I should be sleeping. love it

  • @Mrleejunman
    @Mrleejunman 3 года назад +157

    This is the trouble with so many female police, they get far too emotional when people don't obey them , then they quickly start getting wound up and angry.
    It's is then impossible for them to de-escalate any situation.
    I'm fact they always seem to escalate situations.
    The one in the grey t-shirt is losing it, you can tell by the tone of voice.

    • @John_Wood_
      @John_Wood_ 3 года назад +20

      ready for tears she was. They must never have been told 'no' on their lives.

    • @valentinius62
      @valentinius62 3 года назад +9

      Princesses.

    • @tazp123
      @tazp123 3 года назад +8

      ABE - Always Be Escalating.

    • @ant7699
      @ant7699 3 года назад +3

      I wasn't going to say anything, but as you have.... The problem I have experienced is that a lot of the female officers work and conclude more with emotion and not with reason, logic and of course....with the law. I think the guy in blue there said to those ladies that some uniformed police would go and speak to AB.... And I think their emotional bruised egos would have been satisfied, thinking in thier own heads that AB would be on track to get his "comeuppance"... Payback in thier minds......... Ladies.... Curb your emotions please.

    • @natalyahadley4109
      @natalyahadley4109 3 года назад +3

      I'm a women and feel exactly the same, I actually groan out loud at the women, They're relentless 😫😫

  • @gb4453
    @gb4453 3 года назад +111

    This was absolutely brilliant just waiting for the next part can’t wait AB. This is better than watching the TV awards.

    • @popcornbird8436
      @popcornbird8436 3 года назад +4

      Just started watching this "glasses from the 70's" -part 3 FFS- far better than tv, at this rate AB Will be on the TV awards next year 😂

    • @StorytimePublications
      @StorytimePublications 3 года назад +5

      A.B’s videos are better than most crap on British TV nowadays. I get all my entertainment and news from RUclipsrs.

    • @popcornbird8436
      @popcornbird8436 3 года назад +1

      @@StorytimePublications I refuse to watch TV now a days,to much better stuff uploaded. I saw a clip of the National tv awards BEFORE - ALL BACK SLAPPING each other....
      Kate garroway being the WORSE. IF you have time follow his career- look at her HUSBAND "Derek", done 3 tines in court (fraud). Tied to political parties, shot way above his own head to let's say "D4AP State" - this man has been up to all sorts of shenanigans over the last 30 YEARS, Inc the blair government and the Iraq war......q

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 3 года назад +1

      @@popcornbird8436 I discontinued TV services 4 yrs ago. Better stuff on RUclips. Just found AB this morning. Haven't gotten a thing done since but I've laughed more than I had in a very long time. Now it's bedtime and I can't stop watching.

  • @CapybaraConnoisseur89
    @CapybaraConnoisseur89 Год назад +3

    Ohhh man I was pissing myself 😂😂 some comebacks are just pure gold, especially when you said you don't like fit 🤣

  • @gazza2004
    @gazza2004 3 года назад +183

    AB!!! You are turning your channel into an amazing series. You even give us cliff-hangers and make us wait for the next one. I love it!

  • @TheCount66
    @TheCount66 3 года назад +35

    This was absolutely brilliant. Well done AB.

  • @DashCamNetwork
    @DashCamNetwork 3 года назад +268

    This has to be one of the funniest interactions you have ever had

    • @davidc6633
      @davidc6633 3 года назад +2

      No Disrespect Dash Cam Network My Favourites Are .... "Pardon My French" "Derbyshire Police" "West Midlands Police" And Definitely This One

    • @FATHER_KLP1137
      @FATHER_KLP1137 3 года назад +1

      @@davidc6633 botox police was the best one but it seems to have been taken down... for a SECOND TIME.

  • @MariusTeodorParaschiv
    @MariusTeodorParaschiv 2 года назад +22

    You killed me with the sunglasses from the 70s 🤣

    • @danfirth3431
      @danfirth3431 2 года назад +2

      It's called being rude - you represent his audience perfectly if you find that funny.

    • @topsunnn
      @topsunnn Год назад +1

      ​@@danfirth3431 and? Whats your opinion on them not knowing the laws they are meant to enforce?

    • @albertreynolds9287
      @albertreynolds9287 4 месяца назад

      ​It was funny

  • @Sasha-vg3mx
    @Sasha-vg3mx 3 года назад +85

    This has to be one of the best ones recently. I couldn't stop laughing at Mary Poppins 🤣 Well done AB, please keep up the good videos

  • @smile4shaheen
    @smile4shaheen 2 года назад +7

    AB that was brilliant mate!
    I couldn't stop laughing throughout. 🤣

  • @markjosephbudgieridgard
    @markjosephbudgieridgard 3 года назад +13

    Oh dear AB.... you done it again.... Got me into fit's of laughter🤣 that interaction was so so funny.... Class act AB 👍

  • @JamesTaylor-je6es
    @JamesTaylor-je6es Год назад +9

    One of the very best. I'm in stitches.

  • @andyb7339
    @andyb7339 3 года назад +80

    That was hilarious 🤣
    Couldn't stop laughing when Mary Poppins turned up

    • @jazzytimes2373
      @jazzytimes2373 3 года назад +2

      bunch of clowns ...

    • @SAMJE123456
      @SAMJE123456 3 года назад +3

      Same here mary poppins then yellow snow i hurt my sides laughing that much i was crying.

    • @andyb7339
      @andyb7339 3 года назад +2

      @@SAMJE123456 AB is a legend so funny but cool with it 👍

  • @rogtech8
    @rogtech8 3 года назад +40

    This was hilarious. Nothing short of hilarious. Good stuff watching everyone freak out over nothing and you making jokes hahaha

  • @KM-op6gj
    @KM-op6gj 3 года назад +153

    Masculine women that live for controlling situations hate it when they cant control a situation, i loved watching them have a meltdown. Please keep these videos coming

    • @John_Wood_
      @John_Wood_ 3 года назад +9

      mate, she nearly broke down on the back of a little push back.

    • @chezzmaine
      @chezzmaine 3 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @Chimpdonger
      @Chimpdonger 3 года назад +2

      Ha ha bang on mate

    • @GrimeReaperMan
      @GrimeReaperMan 3 года назад +4

      She was even huffing and scoffing at one point lmao!

    • @oghamstone5964
      @oghamstone5964 3 года назад +9

      She is so desperate to be a real man.

  • @odyssey-_-23
    @odyssey-_-23 3 года назад +11

    This was a great watch, very funny AB. Had me in tears! 😂😂

  • @johnkelly1787
    @johnkelly1787 3 года назад +245

    they were pissed because they could not enforce any of their bullying nature on you, but can't wait for part 3 , keep up the great work AB.😄👍

    • @tonykelly4312
      @tonykelly4312 3 года назад +7

      Brilliant lol

    • @markherbert1343
      @markherbert1343 3 года назад +7

      They are clingons and not very clever ones just out of control unstable miserable lasses.

    • @isyt1
      @isyt1 3 года назад +7

      Don’t think they were pissed - they seemed completely sober.
      They were extremely annoying though and should have minded their own business

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 года назад

      @@isyt1 Are you British?

    • @isyt1
      @isyt1 3 года назад +1

      @@carltonlambert7608 yes mate

  • @crackmiler9127
    @crackmiler9127 3 года назад +172

    You know it's a good one when you tap on the screen and hope there is plenty of time left.

    • @crackmiler9127
      @crackmiler9127 3 года назад +1

      Bonus video for AB coming up, why can't they just back down?

    • @garydaniels5449
      @garydaniels5449 3 года назад +2

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnrowe3019
      @johnrowe3019 3 года назад +5

      Your definitely not alone their😅 need to see the next one yesterday 😄

    • @mortonfan2891
      @mortonfan2891 3 года назад +2

      So true

    • @Jo-xg6rk
      @Jo-xg6rk 3 года назад +1

      Bingo ✔️

  • @eddiesilver.7915
    @eddiesilver.7915 2 года назад +4

    This is brilliant AB can't stop
    Laughing. 😊

  • @kyleocallaghan9185
    @kyleocallaghan9185 3 года назад +90

    I audibly laughed out aloud when you said 'until you come back to 2021, I'm not talking to you' ahaha
    Top AB content

  • @L9Red
    @L9Red 3 года назад +122

    Funniest audit I've seen in a long time - absolutely hilarious.

  • @markfox7764
    @markfox7764 3 года назад +20

    "What about the yellow snow?" - I nearly shat laughing ;-)

  • @moby1388
    @moby1388 2 года назад +17

    Mary Poppins is coming. That's a classic.

  • @somar300
    @somar300 3 года назад +71

    The silence when they disperse is priceless

  • @craigfeek2157
    @craigfeek2157 3 года назад +350

    That woman in the grey tee shirts wife is going to be furious when she gets home

    • @keithclark6299
      @keithclark6299 3 года назад +28

      I would think her wife is in for some serious discipline, she'll get home and say "OK darling, brace yourself, I've had a shitty day!!

    • @deanstanley5799
      @deanstanley5799 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @purplekush079
      @purplekush079 2 года назад +13

      She’s a feminist and has 3 male bodies in her shed

    • @amalma6880
      @amalma6880 Год назад +2

      Wife???

    • @josephpeluso5965
      @josephpeluso5965 Год назад +6

      Me to i crying when you said marry Poppins is coming 😂.

  • @entertatin7348
    @entertatin7348 2 года назад +115

    Pure comedy , I wish I can spend a day with this guy 🤣🤣

  • @angeloliver118
    @angeloliver118 2 года назад +9

    I’ve just discovered this channel been watching 2 days straight and will continue all over the weekend. Bloody brilliant 😅

  • @Localguideldn
    @Localguideldn 3 года назад +78

    Sad part is they think they did their “duty” by standing around for 10 min just looking like a clown

  • @marxsparx
    @marxsparx 3 года назад +37

    I’ve never laughed so much, thanks for the entertainment. Those rookies were some of Essex finest.

  • @andrerobinson2923
    @andrerobinson2923 3 года назад +129

    "I'll race you. You don't look fit." I nearly died. LOL 😆 LOL

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +6

      😉

    • @animal79thecat
      @animal79thecat 2 года назад +13

      Shes built like a rugby prop forward

    • @JRichards93
      @JRichards93 2 года назад +2

      @@animal79thecat love this 😂😂😂😂

    • @exiledone69
      @exiledone69 2 года назад +1

      Tbf she looks like she could batter him

    • @jasbarsoph
      @jasbarsoph Год назад +3

      She’s TRYING her best to look like Paris Hilton with her props.

  • @whereistumble
    @whereistumble 4 месяца назад +2

    "mary poppins" 🤣😂 i was in stitches

  • @Sam-xh5jl
    @Sam-xh5jl 2 года назад +140

    I'm watching this at 2am and laughing my head off. You are a genius and totally make fools out of those muppets, but scary to know they feel they have some power.

    • @zoe20176
      @zoe20176 2 года назад +3

      same its 2am i am dieying🤣

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB 3 года назад +198

    LOL "I'll race you" He said to fatty in shorts 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @madmontysltd5013
      @madmontysltd5013 3 года назад

      Well she must have been happy because like she said she was off and getting in the way of an honest guy doing his job, she ask if he wanted help he replied politely NO, she was in the wrong, treat people how you want to be treated, she is to protect the people, they don’t know the law, how can they protect the right people if they don’t know that..... and all she cares about is her mates and where they all do there Corrupa

    • @user-mi3vw5hq1v
      @user-mi3vw5hq1v 3 года назад +12

      @Ricky Bantz hello lady in the video

    • @saracenuk.
      @saracenuk. 3 года назад +1

      I think the blond looked well nice

    • @tonymeck-lj8rv
      @tonymeck-lj8rv 9 месяцев назад

      @@AuditingBritain would they of had the legal power to arrest capture abduct kidnap arrest detain torture handcuff you also as well taser pepper spray you if you resist refuse arrest well thank the lord they dont have access to handguns truncheons batons even on duty

  • @hemikoti2158
    @hemikoti2158 3 года назад +36

    When you did the French and Italian audits... You promised a Borat Special... We're waiting patiently!! 😂

  • @IDGAF180
    @IDGAF180 Год назад +6

    Great work again AB. I love the way you wind them up, and them not having a clue you are doing it.. I never realised Paris Hilton had moved to Essex.

  • @rupertrigsby
    @rupertrigsby 3 года назад +20

    Another 1st class interaction by The Master. Cant wait for part 3

  • @cracker7075
    @cracker7075 3 года назад +235

    When you said why are you wearing glasses from the seventies i spat my tea out laughing.. you sir are brilliant 👏

    • @sartemisa1
      @sartemisa1 3 года назад +7

      He also told her to take them off while addressing him :)) Unbelievebale

    • @Williamottelucas
      @Williamottelucas 3 года назад +5

      That psychedelic dress deserved comment, too!

    • @exiledone69
      @exiledone69 2 года назад

      Was actually a very childish personal insult. Unnecessary

    • @christopherchristos7275
      @christopherchristos7275 2 года назад +1

      @@exiledone69 Insult?

    • @edeledeledel5490
      @edeledeledel5490 2 года назад +2

      @@sartemisa1 That's is true

  • @Dynamikcheese
    @Dynamikcheese 3 года назад +52

    "YOU ARE DISMISSED. Thank you sir" the exact thing that should have happened at the start. Lol

  • @antonioseidi5040
    @antonioseidi5040 Год назад +1

    Oh my God you are top thank you for making me laugh may god bless you 😂😂😂😂

  • @justinm2697
    @justinm2697 3 года назад +112

    Look how amazingly polite she gets when, presumably, a superior officer is on the scene.

  • @spenny2422
    @spenny2422 3 года назад +24

    I have watched this so many times and have laughed so much. Thank you so much AB😂😂

  • @glawfpv9112
    @glawfpv9112 3 года назад +32

    "You passed?!?!" I died 😂😂😂

  • @cisman
    @cisman Год назад +3

    Every second of this video is priceless 😅

  • @darkbydesign1031
    @darkbydesign1031 3 года назад +55

    "don't talk to me, don't talk to me until you come back to 2021" lmao

    • @holycannoli64
      @holycannoli64 3 года назад +3

      Until you come back to 2021. I'm dead. 😭

  • @phoenixmallen7508
    @phoenixmallen7508 3 года назад +21

    As soon as the Blonde opened her mouth I roared with laughter. Essex all the way. This is hilarious and excellent AB. Thank you

  • @michaeltierney842
    @michaeltierney842 3 года назад +89

    What an embarrassment the police are and they are getting paid for this 🤔😩

    • @johnrowe3019
      @johnrowe3019 3 года назад +9

      Well no. They are off duty which makes it even more ridiculous 😂 Can't get over that big big BIG EGO 😂😂

  • @Craig-73
    @Craig-73 11 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂 "can I eat yellow snow?" Pmsl this is one of the best AB you crack me up..... love your work, keep it up 👍🏼😂😂😂

  • @JH-ns5xj
    @JH-ns5xj 3 года назад +12

    AB is the master of auditing. Best in the world. I would love to shake his hand. True hero standing up for ordinary person. POWER TO THE PEOPLE.

  • @Kerry383xx
    @Kerry383xx 3 года назад +11

    Made my evening after a crazy day at work! 😅
    Even when you say "that's weird" had me in tears 🤣 love you AB ✌

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 3 года назад +128

    OMG! There's going to be a part 3. Essex police really are proving their stupdity.

  • @k.m8296
    @k.m8296 2 года назад +42

    I love this guy, need more like him giving us the rights we deserve!! Thank you sir 🙏

    • @leo997100
      @leo997100 Год назад +1

      they really stand like mupets

  • @kateL58785
    @kateL58785 3 года назад +44

    Hi from Australia, AB your wonderful I've haven't laughed so hard for a long time. GREAT💗

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +3

      ❤️

    • @Planty3125
      @Planty3125 2 года назад

      We have them also Vic as well and just as bad. Read Lawyer X book.

    • @coachsehaj2624
      @coachsehaj2624 2 года назад

      @@Planty3125 ours a really bad bro, Australia has some really really bad one.

  • @azztekk
    @azztekk 3 года назад +27

    absolutely wonderful entertainment! a giant thank you to you, AB, and especially to all of the others involved - without whose participation this wonderful video would never have existed! bravo, ten out of ten! :-)

  • @jmsenna4325
    @jmsenna4325 3 года назад +13

    AB, you got me dying over here. I cannot stop laughing🤣

  • @jamiehurley3149
    @jamiehurley3149 3 месяца назад

    Brilliant AB ... just cant stop laughing... i cant belive how they wound themselves up...i bet they will be embarrased when they see this. 😂

  • @randomer411
    @randomer411 3 года назад +10

    Top video as always AB. Hilarious! Can't wait for the next part, hope it doesn't end badly for you.

  • @me2tez230
    @me2tez230 3 года назад +9

    Can’t wait for part 3!!! I was spell bound with that Oscar winning performance 🎭😂👍

  • @nolanservantez1393
    @nolanservantez1393 3 года назад +53

    AB I don't think I've ever laughed so hard through one of your audits.
    Educational n comedy @ the same time 🤣

    • @zippyrebeckah4333
      @zippyrebeckah4333 3 года назад +1

      I know! I almost felt like I was watching a skit on Keeping Up Appearances 😆🤣😂🤣

  • @bluesplayerear6817
    @bluesplayerear6817 2 года назад +3

    I love the way AB brings these fools from their high horses. Keep it up mate

  • @swiftandbold4439
    @swiftandbold4439 3 года назад +412

    I am 63 years old I could not under stand why there is becoming a big disconnect with the public and our police. When I watch videos like this I can see why. What a disgrace , they are becoming more and more bullies and most of all they don't even know the law. We have crime running out of control but when you pull out a camera and film legally they come out on mass and make them selves look complete fools. AB great video mate.

    • @Williamottelucas
      @Williamottelucas 3 года назад +10

      I am 64 years old, and probably live on the other side of the world from you, but I agree with you 100%. Life in our youth was much more respectful.

    • @oddballhippie7363
      @oddballhippie7363 3 года назад +7

      They should watch one episode of Heartbeat before the shift begins. :D

    • @oddballhippie7363
      @oddballhippie7363 3 года назад +4

      We have the same situation here in Finland too BTW.

    • @andrewrobert2944
      @andrewrobert2944 3 года назад +3

      I'm half ya age and I agree I believe I'm the last of an OK generation the 80s. Now the people they employ are already soft then they are just taught by a book 📖 🙄. A bare minimum it's pathetic like these two. There arresting people who don't know the law. When challenged they don't like it

    • @allanj1872
      @allanj1872 2 года назад +4

      They are power crazy gettin more like American cops imagine these clowns had guns 🙈

  • @paulzac7690
    @paulzac7690 3 года назад +28

    "With them silly looking shorts"🤣

  • @adanvaldcontreras4283
    @adanvaldcontreras4283 3 года назад +19

    This video is gold... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 couldn't stop laughing 😆.....

  • @olikane530
    @olikane530 8 месяцев назад +4

    A Comedian with a sense of justice willing to put himself on the line, take my hat off to you 😊🎉

  • @JariVasarainen
    @JariVasarainen 3 года назад +74

    This was really enjoyable to watch, thank you.

  • @bootstrappooh8245
    @bootstrappooh8245 3 года назад +7

    Oh my god! This video is like the gift that keeps giving. Twists and turns in the plot are worthy of a film award🤣🤣. The suspense, the drama. Then just when we thought it was all over - Boom! The PLOD thickens…
    Hat off to you sir…

  • @nigelwright850
    @nigelwright850 2 года назад +48

    "I'm not talking to you until you come back to 2021". "You don't look fit to me!" Comedy Genuis. This is a gem!

  • @FelonyBellend
    @FelonyBellend 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🙏 thank the gods for people like you, AB. You crack me up

  • @APC-pm2on
    @APC-pm2on 2 года назад +19

    This was hilarious "you are dismissed!" 🤣