it was my little brother playing and im wearing a blindfold and I'm using a guitar hero controller. I have the record on Bowser's big bean burrito so there's no way you could beat me.
good points, but unfortunately for you all of them have been neglected, simply because i was playing on the moon (1300 ping), where every key press i did was reaching the server in approximately 2 hours. So you actually had the advantage, but still managed to lose somehow, gg
That’s a wee bit more than 1300 ping. I got to 200 ping from playing across the planet so idk where those numbers are coming from. Also you could literally put every planet in between the earth and moon, if gravity was ignored for the purpose of measuring distance. Wait, just remembered the SteamedHams Daira GX 9870 released a week ago, you probably had one of those. Edit: Bro managed to make his wavelengths travel at twice the speed of light. Well, that’s just twice normal speed, but still. 384400/299792.458 x1000 x2=2564.44076388 ping. (Distance between moon and earth/distance light travels over a second x1000 [to get milliseconds] x2 [to account for return trip])
I also like the idea of playing on it, but everytime I click any key, the track pad just stops working, and so its I have to aim and shoot, or move, can't combine them.
I was playing from Mars mate, I had 1501038.42839 ping. I basically had to predict the future or press random buttons. I had to make my inputs 0.417 hours in advance! That’s just over 25 minutes into the future! The fact that you lost when I couldn’t even guess if I was playing against a Pyro or Heavy due to effectively playing while blind and deaf due to my sheer lag is borderline IMPOSSIBLE. I was playing DEMOKNIGHT for crying out loud! I didn’t even have a ranged option! In hindsight, that was a stupid decision. Also you lost to that moon guy, lol. To be fair, they got the SteamedHams Daira GX 9870 that divides their ping by 2 by making their waves DOUBLE THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
![Bloody Deck [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Gq-aQtGx9UI/mqdefault.jpg)
Joke's on you, I don't play MGE!
Me too
based
Jokes on you, I don't play tf2 at all and just randomly got this video recommended
Spoken like a true mge lord
so called "lan strategy 2024"
“Normally, this is okay for a scout main.” 😂
I agree and am easily persuaded by the points presented here
as a spy main im so glad I now have this video to communicate everything i have to say instantly.
Mix up needs this daily
"get a better pc/internet connection/skill level/life expectancy/spawn point/fashion sense/moral compass/physical location/mouse/config/knowledge/hackusation/mindset/!add, noob"
Finally someone who fully explains why I lost
this video is actually so funny
This is actually so intelligent im sending this everywhere
Your humour is top tier
Im just a paid actor
bozo after losing to oil for the 3rd time in a row
True
Thank you for giving me this
gg, another?
Ultiduo?
it was my little brother playing and im wearing a blindfold and I'm using a guitar hero controller. I have the record on Bowser's big bean burrito so there's no way you could beat me.
Bro, why did you blind yourself if your brother is playing?
@@Aaa-vp6ug so that he cant give him hints
good points, but unfortunately for you all of them have been neglected, simply because i was playing on the moon (1300 ping), where every key press i did was reaching the server in approximately 2 hours. So you actually had the advantage, but still managed to lose somehow, gg
That’s a wee bit more than 1300 ping. I got to 200 ping from playing across the planet so idk where those numbers are coming from.
Also you could literally put every planet in between the earth and moon, if gravity was ignored for the purpose of measuring distance.
Wait, just remembered the SteamedHams Daira GX 9870 released a week ago, you probably had one of those.
Edit: Bro managed to make his wavelengths travel at twice the speed of light. Well, that’s just twice normal speed, but still.
384400/299792.458 x1000 x2=2564.44076388 ping.
(Distance between moon and earth/distance light travels over a second
x1000 [to get milliseconds]
x2 [to account for return trip])
@@Aaa-vp6ug :nerdemoji: cause im cool
Very funny. I’d love more videos like this
I was actually on 300 ping tho 😢
the lord of excuses
as someone who sucks at mge i have this script in a text doc on my pc so i can copy+paste it into my dms when i lose
man i love being in the north pole
Honestly i prefer trackpads i play alot of mobile games, and now that my pc crash over a command, my trackpad skills are unmatched
I also like the idea of playing on it, but everytime I click any key, the track pad just stops working, and so its I have to aim and shoot, or move, can't combine them.
Remember gamers, Guns don't kill people lag dose.
I was playing from Mars mate, I had 1501038.42839 ping.
I basically had to predict the future or press random buttons. I had to make my inputs 0.417 hours in advance! That’s just over 25 minutes into the future!
The fact that you lost when I couldn’t even guess if I was playing against a Pyro or Heavy due to effectively playing while blind and deaf due to my sheer lag is borderline IMPOSSIBLE.
I was playing DEMOKNIGHT for crying out loud! I didn’t even have a ranged option! In hindsight, that was a stupid decision.
Also you lost to that moon guy, lol. To be fair, they got the SteamedHams Daira GX 9870 that divides their ping by 2 by making their waves DOUBLE THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
this is godtier content
Very funny
why send this when lamo box ?
Wtf is this dynam lmao
His magnum opus.
idk what an mge is
@@chickennuggetman2593 1v1s, 2v2s, basically what if TF2 was sorta like a fighting game
cry i dont play mge 🗿
I'm just better