How to play chess properly

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  • @chess
    @chess 2 года назад +30646

    i've got to write this down 📝

    • @zephen
      @zephen 2 года назад +939

      No way

    • @jimbobhk2009
      @jimbobhk2009 2 года назад +779

      Hi chess, I’m a huge fan

    • @MarcoMa210
      @MarcoMa210 2 года назад +965

      No fucking way its chess himself

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers 2 года назад +314

      The god of chess has come

    • @evexec07
      @evexec07 2 года назад +234

      Y'all oughta add it as a variant

  • @tarastrong6875
    @tarastrong6875 9 лет назад +22212

    They didn't even have to roll the dice. Very good sportsmanship!

    • @888fevertime
      @888fevertime 9 лет назад +211

      ***** Oh, speaking of, did they ever get the rooks out of that goat?

    • @netherking0409
      @netherking0409 8 лет назад +93

      They may have flipped a coin beforehand

    • @Icysandwich
      @Icysandwich 5 лет назад +101

      Not a single trap card in sight, very gentleman of both of them to not use an underhanded technique

    • @finniko1995
      @finniko1995 5 лет назад +48

      I think Short could have used either the reverse card or the skip card to have the upper hand in the late game. Unless of course Kasparov had a Wild Draw Four card in his hand, but it was highly unlikely

    • @simonfredriksson255
      @simonfredriksson255 5 лет назад +1

      what do you know abotu thta bitch

  • @YTDeepshock
    @YTDeepshock 8 лет назад +32622

    How professional chess commentary sounds to most people.

  • @ZeneonOMEGA
    @ZeneonOMEGA Год назад +583

    The fact the BBC logo is on the top-left hand corner makes this ten times funnier.

  • @IboxingkangerooI
    @IboxingkangerooI 4 года назад +5859

    "Hurry up and play your pathetic card, Yugi."
    "My deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba."
    *starts pissing all over the field*

    • @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273
      @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 4 года назад +236

      "NOW, PREPARE FOR I HAVE PLAYED THE OCEAN AREA EFFECT, WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW KAIBA?!?"

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 4 года назад +127

      @@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 obviously the only counter is to drink the pee

    • @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273
      @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 4 года назад +49

      @@waffles6280 of course

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 4 года назад +30

      This was obviously scripted. You can tell by the last two moves, since SCS can’t be used to answer Kisses on The Baker. Also, Kasperov’s piss is completely clear, which makes me believe he was actually using a bottle of water he shook.

    • @lionsmith3944
      @lionsmith3944 4 года назад +17

      "I cast high tide"

  • @iLupi
    @iLupi 4 года назад +6653

    So this is that 4D Chess that everyone’s been talking about.

  • @joshuarubenstein2298
    @joshuarubenstein2298 3 года назад +14642

    Finally. After all these years. Chess 2.

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 3 года назад +226

      This is 4d chess

    • @ElliottBelser
      @ElliottBelser 3 года назад +93

      Chess 2 wasn't half as good as this. I mean Chess 2 was an Ouya game for Gods sake.

    • @kikitapika9565
      @kikitapika9565 3 года назад +15

      @Eric Lee 4

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 3 года назад +13

      @@fyra_cat2119 But 5d chess is already a thing tho?

    • @michaelbauers8800
      @michaelbauers8800 3 года назад +22

      @@s.c.p-foundation6923 Well, 5D time traveling chess collapses down to 4D chess, if you analyze the available axis of freedom. I have yet to understand why the creator called it 5D chess. It's a 2D grid of 2D boards, so 2*2=4 dimensions. Maybe 5D was used to add additional confusion to an already confusing game. I honestly STILL am not always sure when checkmate occurs...because you can just be playing along, and BAM, it's checkmate, and neither player knows why. Then you analyze the position, and after the most recent move, some piece on the next player's turn could capture the king in the past, and you can't change the past.

  • @tigerlover2853
    @tigerlover2853 Год назад +1329

    “Aww, that’s Christmas over.”
    “Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a Megachessatron.”
    Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @ThaRealEnzyl
      @ThaRealEnzyl 10 месяцев назад +31

      Immediately followed by “Short is converting his Queen to a Hotel”

    • @ChronDoc024
      @ChronDoc024 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@ThaRealEnzylAnd then "Kasparov's queen has been revealed to be an imitation"

    • @slebbeog
      @slebbeog 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yes, that was said in the video we just saw. Why would you repeat it?

    • @tigerlover2853
      @tigerlover2853 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@slebbeog I just wanted to highlight that moment specifically.

  • @FuzzBugBea
    @FuzzBugBea 4 года назад +1256

    Love how the black rook is still inverted during Christmas

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 4 года назад +57

      If he reverts, it confuse everyone again.

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 года назад +21

      @@DynoSkrimisher Nah if he inverted again, he'd be in Australia.

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 4 года назад +9

      @@NetheriteMiner the Cook strategy. Highly controversial due to it's ability to deport any pieces the opponent makes a blunder with, but undeniably effective.

    • @samcollins5655
      @samcollins5655 4 года назад +1

      An inversion is for life, not just for Christmas

    • @lounoneofyourbeeswax2488
      @lounoneofyourbeeswax2488 12 дней назад

      @@NetheriteMiner innit bruv

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 4 года назад +14250

    "Oh hey, it's Christmas!"
    "Well now Christmas is over."
    *M E G A C H E S S A T R O N*

    • @mt9456
      @mt9456 3 года назад +233

      Lovely swing

    • @randomdude1890
      @randomdude1890 3 года назад +208

      S T O N E C O L D S T E V E A U S T I N

    • @potatoheadpokemario1931
      @potatoheadpokemario1931 3 года назад +64

      funny how after Christmas the board reverted back to the last actual move that would be played in a real game

    • @middlepinfromwiisports4089
      @middlepinfromwiisports4089 3 года назад +73

      @@randomdude1890 P I S S I N G O N T H E B O A R D

    • @tongli4883
      @tongli4883 3 года назад +32

      @@potatoheadpokemario1931 Ah yes, the pawn that has infiltrated black’s camp in between a8 and b7

  • @Angelo-z2i
    @Angelo-z2i 8 лет назад +8032

    What a shame, if Short waited long enough it would have been Easter and he could have resurrected the Chessiah

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 4 года назад +46

      4 years

    • @MrRiddle0
      @MrRiddle0 4 года назад +14

      @@dorian4191 1 month

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 4 года назад +8

      @@MrRiddle0 1 hour

    • @kapsaysin
      @kapsaysin 4 года назад +5

      @@Dersephh 1 hour again.

    • @Aphelia.
      @Aphelia. 4 года назад +3

      @@kapsaysin 22 minutes.

  • @MarigoldWisp
    @MarigoldWisp Год назад +1375

    I'm sorry but 1:23 _"Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chess-a-tron."_ is the coldest fucking line

    • @kronosbach5263
      @kronosbach5263 10 месяцев назад +15

      It really is.

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 10 месяцев назад +3

      No it isn't.

    • @bunnerkins
      @bunnerkins 9 месяцев назад +13

      I favour 2:09 "But will he have the pressure to shoo Shorts King away?"

    • @stupidyrh
      @stupidyrh 9 месяцев назад

      @@judesliggooshut up

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bunnerkins *slew

  • @_username
    @_username 4 года назад +6858

    "How do i play chess?"
    Google: *Shows a normal video*
    Bing:

  • @station428
    @station428 3 года назад +7370

    I died at "upgrading his queen to a hotel"

  • @TheRealGovika
    @TheRealGovika 4 года назад +10296

    "He's made his knight into a unicorn, obviously playing the long game."

    • @Corsaka
      @Corsaka 4 года назад +71

      is that meant to be a reference to something

    • @TheRealGovika
      @TheRealGovika 4 года назад +159

      @@Corsaka He says it in the first minute

    • @zeldamage001
      @zeldamage001 4 года назад +38

      Obviously.

    • @Rockinxsteve
      @Rockinxsteve 4 года назад +136

      There's different variations of openings in chess. some are called opened which are generally fast, some are closed which are long games

    • @hamsterdam1942
      @hamsterdam1942 4 года назад +65

      @@TheRealGovika "He says it in the first minute"
      So what? Does your comment have any meaning or you're just quoted the video which I watched literally just now?

  • @UnholyHoliness
    @UnholyHoliness Месяц назад +37

    Short blundered here at 1:33. A wise option would be to upgrade his remaining bishop into a hotel, eradicating the original church and replacing it with a monopolist cult, taxing Kasparov’s Megachessatron and extorting a quarter of the board, which he can then use his tax money to buy the king, wining the game using the Monopoly Man Exchange Gambit.

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 Месяц назад +3

      See the problem is that when the next game starts you'll still have to deal with the oppressed class, since they won't forget that kind of thing. You'll never keep the unit cohesion after a move like that which is why it's pretty much always reserved for the final game in the set.

    • @bluepotato8187
      @bluepotato8187 11 дней назад

      You forget- as Kasparov has no queen, he can freely convert to Shia Islam, which means he negates 76% of all taxes imposed on him by the other side. Additionally, as short is lacking a bishop, Kasparov could convert Short's pieces into Islam and claim a religious victory.

  • @overseereros7935
    @overseereros7935 3 года назад +2533

    Poor white pawn that went to spy on the enemy got pissed on.
    Friendly fire needs to be turned off for the urination

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 3 года назад +96

      Friendly fire can only be disabled if you have the blessing of the ancients, allowing you to spend a turn cloaking your pieces and pawns to that form of damage. Which, of course, first requires tributing two pieces to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, obtainable into one’s deck by getting 5-0 wipe at the Christmas football intermission.

    • @halo.r
      @halo.r 3 года назад +11

      Gotta sac the king to make Notch for one round to disable friendly fire

    • @halo.r
      @halo.r 3 года назад +10

      @@failure4452 nah he could sac all his pieces and get 100% luck to summon Exits the forbidden

    • @maradupras7278
      @maradupras7278 3 года назад +9

      Those are 2 sentences that I never thought I would read but here we are.

    • @DBSilver2024
      @DBSilver2024 3 года назад +1

      Double Agent

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +13764

    He's such a good sport that he shook Kasparov's hand when he just finished urinating and didn't wash it

    • @Lost_Games
      @Lost_Games 3 года назад +125

      It appears we both got recommended this video at the same time... neat!

    • @pablitotorres8254
      @pablitotorres8254 3 года назад +59

      You're everywhere

    • @nymphoflove
      @nymphoflove 3 года назад +40

      Get a job

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 года назад +5

      Yes indeed

    • @kailacine4382
      @kailacine4382 3 года назад +12

      Sir, with respect, shoo.

  • @irchadesfacuze2885
    @irchadesfacuze2885 4 года назад +3885

    "still diagonally, some traditions die hard" got me dead 😂😂

    • @hungryleolord6043
      @hungryleolord6043 4 года назад +155

      "She will have to leave, she can of course leave in any direction she likes"

    • @vedran3775
      @vedran3775 4 года назад +43

      "Kasparov, Kasparov trying to convert one of his rooks into a unicorn, uhh that hasn't worked at all"

    • @lorenzo7059
      @lorenzo7059 3 года назад +3

      yeah u died hard lmao

    • @kamuikadet6538
      @kamuikadet6538 3 года назад +23

      Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chessatron

    • @ManpreetSingh-hj8st
      @ManpreetSingh-hj8st Год назад +10

      "Short's upgrading his queen into a hotel"

  • @Big.G12
    @Big.G12 Год назад +1240

    As a pro chess player I can confirm this is how you play chess properly.

    • @notthebees2950
      @notthebees2950 Год назад +3

      What's your elo?

    • @shitbeats100
      @shitbeats100 Год назад +1

      @@notthebees2950 200 i know im a super mega grandmaster

    • @neiiiiiiyyyy
      @neiiiiiiyyyy Год назад +8

      ​@@notthebees2950 2000000 probably

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад

      FLax

    • @31redorange08
      @31redorange08 9 месяцев назад

      As an amateur chess player, I can confirm that the video is a parody and OP has no fucking clue what they're talking about.

  • @theholyegg6917
    @theholyegg6917 4 года назад +5327

    How did he even win??.
    He didn’t even call Uno

    • @jacobgoldman2887
      @jacobgoldman2887 4 года назад +236

      If you look closely at the quick poker game they played, Kasparov only revealed his worse cards. He didn't even play the giant cloud octopus. He did this because it allowed him to deploy it later while pissing, and therefor not have to call uno. He really is a master of the long game. Hope this answers your question

    • @ayadii97
      @ayadii97 4 года назад +40

      Well don't forget the no talking rule in chess mate.. you need to follow the rules of chess

    • @thadamasterisepic
      @thadamasterisepic 4 года назад +33

      Traditionally, instead of speaking when calling uno in chess, you'd instead angrily shake the board, whatever pieces that's fallen over from this is merely just casualties.

    • @teddyababybear3315
      @teddyababybear3315 4 года назад +5

      @@jacobgoldman2887 u ruined it

    • @eow4317
      @eow4317 4 года назад +11

      Well you don’t need to say Uno if your opponent has no cards left

  • @RJLpt
    @RJLpt 11 лет назад +1458

    Damn, Garry Kasparov forgot to say Uno!

    • @exhaleinhale999
      @exhaleinhale999 4 года назад +66

      oh fuck, I didn't even notice, this could have changed the game!
      yes i know it's been 6 years leave me alone

    • @longcx7242
      @longcx7242 4 года назад +4

      Hey

    • @RJLpt
      @RJLpt 4 года назад +10

      @@exhaleinhale999 hahaha :D

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 4 года назад

      @@longcx7242 Hi

    • @cooldude9798
      @cooldude9798 3 года назад +1

      He didnt even sink Short's battleship!

  • @krimson_flux
    @krimson_flux 4 года назад +6580

    "plays e4"
    "that's the classic Rasputin opening"

    • @wifflewaffel
      @wifflewaffel 4 года назад +424

      As a chess player I can confirm that that is not called that

    • @krimson_flux
      @krimson_flux 4 года назад +349

      @@wifflewaffel I was actually scratching my head a bit because I thought it was an opening that I was never taught before but then it hit me

    • @theodorepinnock1517
      @theodorepinnock1517 4 года назад +162

      @@krimson_flux It is in fact called a 'King's Pawn Game'.

    • @I_Am_Veks
      @I_Am_Veks 3 года назад +332

      @@theodorepinnock1517 I'm pretty sure that's the Rasputin opening

    • @bossinater43
      @bossinater43 3 года назад +160

      And his opponent knows what he's doing with 1... e5, the classic Jonathan response!

  • @gabrielbrown3382
    @gabrielbrown3382 Год назад +35

    Oh sure, when he pisses on the king, he gets applause; but when I do it, it's called tyranny

  • @a.h.s.3006
    @a.h.s.3006 3 года назад +3117

    I can't believe this sketch is only 2:23 minutes, it was so packed

    • @ceoofcomedy3009
      @ceoofcomedy3009 3 года назад +112

      "Two minutes twenty-three seconds minutes"

    • @slicedbombings8402
      @slicedbombings8402 3 года назад +22

      I want this video to be A N I M A T E D

    • @mmm-ek4cm
      @mmm-ek4cm 2 года назад +24

      of course you can't believe it is 2 minutes and 23 seconds because it is 2 minutes and 24 seconds

    • @Rangadus
      @Rangadus 2 года назад +1

      @@slicedbombings8402Suggestion taken into consideration. Thank you.

    • @yuya0064
      @yuya0064 Год назад +2

      this definitely felt longer than 2:23 minutes

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 4 года назад +26688

    This is why they had to separate into women’s and men’s divisions. Men had too much of a natural advantage within the pissing meta.

    • @nahyankamale9989
      @nahyankamale9989 4 года назад +2272

      Also don’t forget that womans could squirt all over the place making all of the enemy immobilized, this combo with the the queen chess could wipe out the entire formation with only a skills and 1 ult activation. Very op meta that almost get ban from the international chess championship.

    • @satanichiamcdowell6298
      @satanichiamcdowell6298 4 года назад +495

      Or myabe because they just don't want them to do the dirty in a middle of a chess match

    • @nanorbogin896
      @nanorbogin896 4 года назад +1462

      This has created a lot of controversy within the women's division, as transgender women who haven't had surgery yet are dominating due to their pissing advantage.

    • @Karthik-kt24
      @Karthik-kt24 4 года назад +224

      I feel many people here watch Tier Zoo too

    • @tonytorchia7929
      @tonytorchia7929 4 года назад +30

      I ruined the 769

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 4 года назад +4353

    If Short didn’t lose momentum to take down the Christmas decorations he could’ve spent that turn studying necromancy and use that advantage to revive units from his previous match.

    • @hudsongarwood7218
      @hudsongarwood7218 4 года назад +137

      Rookie mistake

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 4 года назад +80

      Fair but necromancy is countered easily by rolling 12 or above

    • @jimmylundblom9370
      @jimmylundblom9370 3 года назад +63

      @@realdragon That may be true, but if you reanimate a megachessatron, you can easily get a 25 killstreak to nuke the board before that ever happens. You can't roll dice until after the first piece of exodia has been drawn. Since they never got to the draw faze because nobody played and uno +2 or 4, rolling could not be done.

    • @NightNinjaishere
      @NightNinjaishere 3 года назад +29

      @@jimmylundblom9370 he could of still use the barkov method and played nicol bolas in defense mode to draw 3 cards and then use all the chaos emeralds to instantly knock out his megachessatron

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 3 года назад +24

      @@NightNinjaishere true but the piss meta can easily counter the megachessatron however if you spec into defence you’re chessatron may survive but that requires you to sacrifice points in offence and movement so a tank build is a lose-lose situation because with less movement speed the queen-bishop combo has a 93% rate of taking down chessatrons so I think the next patch should buff the chessatrons and ban the pissing move though that would be controversial since the male audience will fell left out and that would lead to the bankruptcy of the world chess organisation and that would lead to an economy crash leading to a world war over oil which would lead to a nuclear fallout and given the lack of a stable economy caused by the ban of the pissing meta I assume the last of the human species would die out within a decade

  • @eliahtheguy
    @eliahtheguy Год назад +85

    The fact that I clicked on this to actually get good at chess makes this video so much better

    • @nito8066
      @nito8066 5 месяцев назад +4

      i clicked on here cuz i was researching the battle of anarchy cheese

  • @rg2359
    @rg2359 8 лет назад +7202

    How the hell did Short lose this match? His opening strategy was flawless and Kasparov just made mistake after mistake - he couldn't even make a goddamn unicorn and lost his megachessatron.

    • @NicoUnken
      @NicoUnken 8 лет назад +258

      This is why you never give up.

    • @TheKingShyGuy.
      @TheKingShyGuy. 8 лет назад +551

      After short's church fell apart it left him open, so he changed his queen into a hotel, but his monarchy fell apart. Leaving his king open to the power of urine.

    • @thrandompug2254
      @thrandompug2254 8 лет назад +63

      his piss stream was stonger

    • @apathymanthemundane4165
      @apathymanthemundane4165 8 лет назад +142

      I think short should have republicized, rather than go for the hotel.

    • @CpnGame
      @CpnGame 7 лет назад +97

      Kasparov had the foresight to drink plenty of fluids before the match, and that made all the difference.

  • @kurisader7914
    @kurisader7914 4 года назад +1682

    How board games expect you to play: "Follow the rules"
    "Play fair"
    "enjoy your time with others"
    How we actually play board games:

    • @Pearkyx
      @Pearkyx 3 года назад +19

      Rule 1, there are no rules

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +5

      D&D*

    • @darkguardian9809
      @darkguardian9809 Год назад +5

      Ignore the first two to achieve the third

  • @kevinperez8213
    @kevinperez8213 2 года назад +10057

    The way he casually says “He conglomerates all his pawns and forms a mega chessatron.” Is just so goddamn funny to me

    • @Saw321lol
      @Saw321lol Год назад +138

      For a moment I thought he was gonna say the pawns unionized

    • @redfilms710
      @redfilms710 Год назад +18

      I see you everywhere man!

    • @shaadow3242
      @shaadow3242 Год назад +33

      “Conglomerating” lmao

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Год назад +4

      ​@@redfilms710 No, you see his profile picture. It's a Vince reference.

    • @redfilms710
      @redfilms710 Год назад +1

      @@shaadow3242 Ah, I see

  • @F1nop
    @F1nop Год назад +215

    “Kasparov pissing all over the board” got me dying.

  • @n3gi_
    @n3gi_ 4 года назад +1092

    The moment he filped his rook, i knew I've been bated.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 4 года назад +50

      I saw the duration first and thought "... this is a shitpost, isn't it", but I'm glad I took the bait.

    • @daniellukonics2246
      @daniellukonics2246 3 года назад +8

      I mean, the "properly" kind of implied some sort of treachery imo 😂

    • @thsbh2
      @thsbh2 3 года назад +20

      I caught on at “the classic Rasputin opening.”

    • @joeywood4876
      @joeywood4876 3 года назад +2

      Did you not look at the thumb nail, you would have seen all those pawns surowning a fainted pawn buddy...ok ....ok.

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 3 года назад +4

      "the rasputin opening"
      wait, since when is 1.e4 called rasputin opening?
      "the jonathan response"
      oh ok...

  • @aidan6620
    @aidan6620 4 года назад +2328

    I legit thought the inverted rook was a strategy at first like
    "is he marking his rook for a move later?"
    and then just " *_o h_* "

    • @kyoken2007
      @kyoken2007 4 года назад +22

      Like, who doesn't?

    • @boyfromthemountains
      @boyfromthemountains 4 года назад +97

      We have a move in which you invert you rook it's when a pawn is promoted and another queen is required and one of the rooks is off the bord! 😎

    • @theteutonking3306
      @theteutonking3306 4 года назад +12

      @@boyfromthemountains I dont think thats official...

    • @boyfromthemountains
      @boyfromthemountains 4 года назад +35

      @@theteutonking3306 it's not official it's just what we do so I could relate to it!

    • @DD-is3ng
      @DD-is3ng 4 года назад +10

      Shubham Thakur
      Yeah same here. One of my rooks got taken out so I just flipped it over to act as my second queen. Don’t ask how I have two queens.

  • @jacefairis1289
    @jacefairis1289 9 лет назад +8645

    Short made a pretty amateur mistake - the megachessatron was clearly a trap to get him to knock it off, exposing his king to a clear shot from the penis. What he should've done is upgraded his Unicorn to a Siege Pegasus, then use it to take over China to get the 7 extra men at the end of every turn - Kasparaov would've had to roll two 6s to defend against the might of the Siege Pegasus. From there, you can convert all the men you get into mana to summon Emrakul, the Aeons Torn - it doesn't matter what color your pieces are, because Emrakul only uses colorless mana. From there it's easy to win.

    • @Nickyyy-
      @Nickyyy- 9 лет назад +94

      You're trying too hard

    • @makaron369
      @makaron369 4 года назад +490

      @@Nickyyy- maybe, but i thought it was funny regardless

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 4 года назад +285

      Next time we play chess I want you on my team.

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 4 года назад +200

      Kasparov should've played his +4, summoned his Charizard in attack mode, then let his opponent play the slam dunk, in which he'll touchdown to crank a couple of 90's and snipe him, his opponent would've acquired a blue shell, so Kasparov will find the hypotenuse of the bishop's triangle

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 4 года назад +94

      Actually colorless mana doesn't exist. There is simply a symbol that indicates that any mana may be used, this is a slight but *crucial* difference that must be remembered when sacrificing pieces of any color to summon an eldritch horror.

  • @danielduhzgaming3070
    @danielduhzgaming3070 Год назад +312

    Hitting the Megachessatron was actually a great play, it gave the person playing Black a huge advantage and gave them a chance to win using the cards, which could have seen him skip his opponents turn with a skip card from Uno. Unfortunately he didnt get lucky and earlier the spy had stolen his skip card, meaning it was all planned and calculated by the person playing white. Despite this White still had to use the meta and pissed all over the board, winning the game. It was clear the white player was pulling the strings the entire time

    • @notsansutplays8178
      @notsansutplays8178 Год назад +3

      They were Short (black) and Kasparov (white)

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt Год назад +6

      Hitting the chessatron might have been a bad play for black because the chessatron wouldve prevented the piss from htting blacks king

  • @wedzonynapojgazowany4933
    @wedzonynapojgazowany4933 9 лет назад +572

    He's upgrading his queen into a hotel xD This is the most beautiful thing ever.

    • @wooper2434
      @wooper2434 4 года назад +35

      Not the best move though, after short converted, the king was left in shambles, and the hierarchy fell. Simply put, it left the king open to a piss attack

    • @DavidBrit101
      @DavidBrit101 4 года назад +1

      Yet he gave the money to Kasparov

    • @MICROKNIGHT3000
      @MICROKNIGHT3000 4 года назад

      Is this... a s*x joke...?

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit 4 года назад

      that was definiitely the part where I burst laughed xD. Best move

    • @vi2e
      @vi2e 4 года назад +2

      @@MICROKNIGHT3000 yes! the hotel is a whorehouse!

  • @0Bennyman
    @0Bennyman 3 года назад +6552

    "Ahh this is an actual documentary"
    *Flips Rook Upsidedown*
    "Ahh this is an actual documentary"

  • @msck64x
    @msck64x Год назад +4998

    I was actually expecting an actual chess tutorial bit this was so much better loved every second of it

    • @54045trevor
      @54045trevor Год назад +117

      This is an actual chess tutorial, what do you mean?

    • @yourlocaldoomer
      @yourlocaldoomer Год назад +2

      same

    • @8bitbumps
      @8bitbumps Год назад +14

      What are you talking about?
      I thought the whizz-biz was the most common chess tactic ever?

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist Год назад +4

      It’s very proper

    • @yasinnikpour3566
      @yasinnikpour3566 Год назад +2

      i actually thought too but its great especially the pissing part

  • @amazecat4238
    @amazecat4238 Год назад +44

    I love how this starts out making fun of chess opening names and quickly descends into absurdity

  • @paprus5972
    @paprus5972 2 года назад +7899

    Kasparov made a good play by placing the spy in Short's ranks. That spy actually caused the schism in Short's bishops, which prevented him from making the Pope. The pope would have prevented Short from having to take down the christmas decorations, which would have allowed Short to easily counter the Megachessatron AND develop his pieces. This would've left Kasparov in a losing position, due to his lack of pawns.

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit 2 года назад +301

      exactly, and if Short was not delayed because of the christmas decorations, Kasparov would have to pay for staying at Short's hotel, giving Short enough money to special summon the church property, reuniting his bishop workforce. Alas, Short took too long, and even activated Kasparov's trap card of revealing his queen's actress whenever a hole in one is made, which only made Kasparov's bladder grow fuller and fuller...

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 года назад +61

      @@zewzit but then the opponent uses his 1 time use special ability = shitting all over the board

    • @mohamedazadabdulrahman3226
      @mohamedazadabdulrahman3226 2 года назад +38

      countering the MEGACHESSATRON is enough since Kasparov already lost his pawns because he used all the pawns to make the MEGACHESSATRON

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 года назад +27

      @@leroyspeelt Genius counter when your opponent starts with the weaker of the bladder/bowel movements.

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something Год назад +3

      Yes

  • @dsdat11
    @dsdat11 4 года назад +850

    As a person trying to learn chess, *I'm not dissapointed.*
    *100% not clickbait*

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 4 года назад +516

    I finally see why there are countless books on this ancient, complex game.

  • @Panda-24
    @Panda-24 Год назад +59

    I came here to genuinely learn something about chess but I am not disappointed.

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol 4 года назад +5970

    i realized this isnt how chess works after 1:24

    • @patrickbilan3654
      @patrickbilan3654 4 года назад +350

      Just get royal fush then you get ez run

    • @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920
      @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920 4 года назад +658

      It wasn’t the pawn fainting that did it for you

    • @MortazaviGames
      @MortazaviGames 4 года назад +225

      Wait, this isn't how chess works?

    • @moarisakeerysime4744
      @moarisakeerysime4744 4 года назад +95

      All we need is a spy, and a lot of hotels. That way you wouldn't be supply blocked plus you got vision from that changeling into pawn.

    • @Volatile127
      @Volatile127 4 года назад +22

      I died with the chessatron

  • @squiddog8933
    @squiddog8933 4 года назад +409

    Hopefully we'll get these features in Chess 2

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 4 года назад +19

      I just hope they nerf the Megachessatron in the next patch, damn thing is way too OP right now.

    • @l3on500
      @l3on500 4 года назад +10

      @@CidGuerreiro1234 True, but you gotta admit that the "get out of jail free" card from the Summer patch has brought some balance back into the game

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 4 года назад +9

      @@l3on500 that card only makes tennison gambit intercontinental ballistic missile variation much more op than anything else

    • @mr_nothing9779
      @mr_nothing9779 4 года назад +3

      Chess 2:electric boogalu

    • @BruvTheCertifiedEgg
      @BruvTheCertifiedEgg 3 года назад +3

      @@Dersephh yeah but, that can easily be beaten by lego minecraft steve and a well-aimed sock slingshot

  • @scorpion4074
    @scorpion4074 3 года назад +3068

    Kasparov really took a calculated risk here, he had Short in the perfect position to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M Cold-Launched Three-staged Solid-Propellant Silo-Based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile towards Short's king, but decided to minimise casualties and prevent damage to Mrs Bond the Baker with his peeing manoeuvre. Well played

    • @123thebigguy9
      @123thebigguy9 3 года назад +143

      The Geneva convention would have been brought up if he had considered launching it. The pieces had played Football with them therefore, they didnt want everyone to die. Anyways, the spy was still in there. It was smart not to use that move in my opinion .

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 3 года назад +25

      That’s the Kasparov Piddle for ya, not a great move but I enjoy letting myself out.

    • @thesithofearth3617
      @thesithofearth3617 2 года назад +12

      I wonder if he even knows how to protect a shopping trolley from a grenade

    • @pancakesareawesome3121
      @pancakesareawesome3121 2 года назад +2

      Geez, you sound like Bosnian Ape Society

    • @blackseir6390
      @blackseir6390 2 года назад +2

      Ah the ol tennison gambit variation

  • @andrebonilla7171
    @andrebonilla7171 Год назад +28

    Little brother:I can play chess like a God. Also him during the game

  • @KZ-wl5by
    @KZ-wl5by 4 года назад +243

    The fact that there wasn’t one UNO reverse card played throughout the whole match really shows the sportsmanship between both opponents. Honorable win by white, and a well fought match by black.

    • @Chris-vf8fe
      @Chris-vf8fe 3 года назад +23

      Even if there was, I believe Kasperov had a counterspell in his opening hand

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Chris-vf8fe If Short had drawn all pieces of Exodia this match could have gone very differently though

    • @Chris-vf8fe
      @Chris-vf8fe 2 месяца назад

      @@astuteanansi4935 damn, 3 years ago me was funny! Thanks for this

  • @autumn4442
    @autumn4442 4 года назад +909

    This is when I use the Tennison gambit: Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

    • @l3on500
      @l3on500 4 года назад +58

      Yes, it can be helpful. But in my opinion, the Death Star opening allows for a better combo with the shiny charizard card

    • @bow8548
      @bow8548 4 года назад +37

      @@l3on500 The Inter Continental Ballistic Missile Variation is an actual strategy where you position your knight to fork the queen and the rook and also opening up an attack on the queen, if your opponent takes the knight with their king which is the only possible piece that can take the knight, then the queen loses its only defender and is taken, a knight for a queen trade is pretty bad though, considering that opens up your opponent to pull a shiny Lugia if set up correctly

    • @prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      @prajwalkrishnabhat5539 4 года назад +3

      @@bow8548 bro, u just ruined the vibes man. That's wiggity wack yo.

    • @bow8548
      @bow8548 4 года назад +28

      @@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 gotta inform the public about the shiny Lugia gambit bro sorry

    • @atomic647
      @atomic647 4 года назад +7

      @@bow8548 yes shiny lugia gambit is good but a first edition holographic charizard counters it very well and allows for a clean conversion into shiny charizard, which is a better winning strategy. the optimal play against this combination is the lightsaber pro max, which has a hidden bonus against shiny charizard, but that falls to the pissong strategy and to intercontinental ballistic missile variation. however these strategies are not very well known, so in a public tournament the shiny lugia gambit works well.

  • @coasterfreak91210
    @coasterfreak91210 4 года назад +760

    This is the greatest delivery of "Stone Cold Steve Austin" I've ever seen

    • @imposifle9792
      @imposifle9792 3 года назад +11

      Stone Cold Steve Uostin

    • @andrewhunt1328
      @andrewhunt1328 2 года назад +4

      It was certainly a "Stunner" to say the least

  • @alveypaez5646
    @alveypaez5646 Год назад +8

    I gotta love how when the pieces are playing football, the rook that reversed it's own gravity is still upside down.

  • @Nobody134
    @Nobody134 4 года назад +134

    Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING could have prepared me for the mega chess-a-tron

  • @kaitohill
    @kaitohill 4 года назад +451

    "..into a unicorn, obviously playing the long game"
    Heh yeah, obviously

    • @Chris-vf8fe
      @Chris-vf8fe 3 года назад

      I mean, there's a few lines out of the Jonathan response that utilize the unicorn for a short term attack, but they really don't work great at the higher levels due to the prevalence of one ups

  • @benjaminbrandis5716
    @benjaminbrandis5716 4 года назад +120

    "Short's upgrading his Queen to a hotel" good one!

  • @somebody23233
    @somebody23233 11 месяцев назад +10

    the fact he literally took a piss and knocked out the king is something

  • @benjamincalloway
    @benjamincalloway 4 года назад +437

    My biggest claim to fame is that, for all four years in my high school's chess club, I played with my rooks inverted.

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 4 года назад +11

      @pycl No, you can unlock it if you beat the Championship boss on hard if you can bait them to invert one of your rooks. More rooks inverted means higher chance, but takes more strategy.

    • @LucIndustries
      @LucIndustries 3 года назад +2

      You could have been the capitan if you had just learned the missle variation of the tennison gambit.
      ruclips.net/video/E2xNlzsnPCQ/видео.html
      Basic stuff tbh.

  • @LeftyGuns87
    @LeftyGuns87 10 лет назад +603

    I always knew chess was difficult.

  • @hankhill243
    @hankhill243 9 лет назад +574

    I love it when they play outside the rigged confines of book theory and rely just on skill.

  • @laynewindom9998
    @laynewindom9998 Год назад +46

    I have to say that this was very professional gameplay between the two. Beautifully done

  • @taylort3674
    @taylort3674 10 лет назад +432

    If they played like this more often they'd have way more people in chess club

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 4 года назад +66

      A lot fewer boards though

    • @taylort3674
      @taylort3674 4 года назад +53

      @@curiousnerdkitteh sometimes we need to make sacrifices

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 года назад

      @@taylort3674 uP

  • @TehParismio
    @TehParismio 11 лет назад +168

    Still diagonally. Some traditions, Die hard. This bit is amazing.

  • @SquaredMediaYT
    @SquaredMediaYT 11 лет назад +2550

    My eyes are watering I'm lolling so hard.

  • @TheKnifeRaven
    @TheKnifeRaven Год назад +10

    The narration is so eloquent and refined, this somehow doesn't feel like a parody.

  • @toastytoast2653
    @toastytoast2653 3 года назад +1681

    The fact that this existed 8 years ago back in 2013 is absolutely priceless.

    • @noyes4656
      @noyes4656 2 года назад +35

      So what? You think people back then didnt know what comedy was?

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 2 года назад +134

      @@noyes4656 Obviously
      Comedy was invented in 2016 with the water bottle flip

    • @reallycantthinkofausername487
      @reallycantthinkofausername487 2 года назад +29

      @@RoflcopterLamo actually it was invented when the dab became popular

    • @lunakm764
      @lunakm764 2 года назад +6

      actually comedy was invented in 335 bce....

    • @yourfatboy5359
      @yourfatboy5359 2 года назад +4

      Why?

  • @ljubicamilicevic944
    @ljubicamilicevic944 3 года назад +369

    The way he says "Oh this is extraordinary! Kasparov is *pissing* on the board!" will always be funny to me

  • @stapel1124
    @stapel1124 Год назад +3547

    "Mom can we get chess?"
    "No we have chess at home"
    Chess at home:

    • @UnableToucan
      @UnableToucan Год назад +160

      Chess at home seems to be a direct upgrade

    • @peanutgallery5427
      @peanutgallery5427 Год назад +18

      Can I pull up?

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames Год назад +23

      Can you ask your mom if I can come over? My mom said yes but only if I have permission

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад +2

      Fax

    • @Username23542
      @Username23542 Год назад +2

      @@UnableToucan agreed

  • @M_______________________
    @M_______________________ Год назад +12

    I have had Bell Tower as my alarm sound for over a year, and I legitimately flinched when I heard it at 1:11. I am convinced I can no longer hear a bell without panicking.

  • @qoque2737
    @qoque2737 3 года назад +938

    For the people confused, they're playing 4d chess in a classic 1d board.

    • @TheNotSoRealJeff2
      @TheNotSoRealJeff2 2 года назад +11

      Thank you very much.

    • @cheese0827
      @cheese0827 2 года назад +17

      2d board

    • @zeeb.1763
      @zeeb.1763 Год назад +11

      They're doing so by using the lesser known Glatorian Workaround

    • @sablesalt
      @sablesalt Год назад +9

      Which dlc and updates do they have added on?
      I keep trying to use these stratigies but am losing to my opponent asking me if I have any exodia the forbidden one before I answer go fish and then they repeat this process until they get all 5 pieces and auto win, am I just bad or has there been an update that made this strategy unviable in the current metagame?

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 Год назад

      ​@@cheese0827did he fucking stutter?

  • @micah_rt5492
    @micah_rt5492 3 года назад +673

    It’d be funny if they added a little _”zip”_ noise at the end, then the players shake hands.

    • @dasillosa
      @dasillosa 3 года назад +47

      But no water running noise, Kasparov didn't wash his hands D:

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 3 года назад +31

      The fact there's no zip implies that Kasparov shook hands with his penis out.

    • @awfvil2717
      @awfvil2717 3 года назад +1

      @@redeye4516 kinda gay

    • @smncoolidfk
      @smncoolidfk 3 года назад +16

      @@awfvil2717 The distance between 2 chess players is about 1.5 feet, which is much less than the recommended distance between two straight men, which is more than 5 feet. Therefore, you are indeed correct with your theory

    • @suddenva118
      @suddenva118 2 года назад +10

      This has one implication I find funnier Kasparov isnt wearing pants

  • @The_Youtube_Winner
    @The_Youtube_Winner 3 года назад +263

    “she has won an oscar there.” “upgrading his queen to a hotel.” “full house” “look at this, he’s pissing on the board.”

  • @YasFunny63
    @YasFunny63 4 месяца назад +4

    this is my friend's favorite video on the internet and i fully understand why

  • @jordandelosreyes5656
    @jordandelosreyes5656 3 года назад +523

    1:43 I love how there are 3 rooks, 3 bishops and 11 pawns

    • @arandomdude4154
      @arandomdude4154 3 года назад +33

      12 pawns*

    • @shapeovertime6364
      @shapeovertime6364 2 года назад +60

      They’re the substitutes. You can change them out if your pieces are playing badly

    • @JohnJohnson100
      @JohnJohnson100 2 года назад +21

      did you miss the part where he played a plus 4 to give himself those

  • @Osmium498
    @Osmium498 4 года назад +3948

    Amateurs, Short clearly should have sacrificed 3 of his pawns to create a Demonic Bishop. The Demonic Bishop would have increased his faith by +10% each turn which would have allowed him to corrupt his king, corrupting the king would have temporarily increased his WiFi to 3 bars which would allow him to call an Uber. The Uber drops off 5 fast food employees which could provide defense against the piss strategy because of their public restrooms. He could then sacrifice his demonic Bishop to mana resurrect Cathulu. Cathulu has an exclusive ability to instantly raise the opponent’s wanted level to 5-stars. The military would then arrest the opposing king and Short would have won. These people don’t even know the basics of chess.

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 3 года назад +468

      People who don't know the rules shouldn't be committing. White's play to inverse his Rook inflicted the confusion status, which caused the Church Schism effect. The Church Schism causing you to lose one Bishop and reduces faith by -20% until Christmas. This would had delayed the king's corruption for long enough for White to have claimed a monopoly on tele-communication services or sue Uber on behalf of taxi companies, and thus prevented the public restroom defense, which is weak at best.
      The current play is to invert White's other rook, which would have activated the Pandemonium condition. This would have triggered his trap card and allow him to attack his king as a bonus action while ignoring the multi-attack penalty. This is enough to take the King to half health, at which point he could cover his side of the board with his arms and head until he wins when the opposing king bleeds out.
      Now this is presuming we are talking about the Standard Idaho 1.83 edition, the only one that makes any sense.

    • @AlexSimedre
      @AlexSimedre 3 года назад +35

      This needs to go up. Lmao

    • @abinocular7941
      @abinocular7941 3 года назад +11

      Needs to go up

    • @silksonghornet3722
      @silksonghornet3722 3 года назад +8

      Sure

    • @HawkOfGP
      @HawkOfGP 3 года назад +141

      I've analyzed this game extensively with Stockfish and you are talking out of your ass. These guys are grandmasters. It's really easy to say black should've gone for a different plan in the middle game, but there are no guarantees it would've worked because IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED CHESS BEFORE, white also has turns and gets to react to the Demonic Bishop attack before Cathulu ever has a chance to appear on the board. These kinds of bishop traps probably work at 1500 Elo or whatever amateur level you play at, but it would've never surprised Kasparov. Gimme a fcking break.

  • @ColonizerChan
    @ColonizerChan 10 лет назад +156

    i thought this was legitimate until i kept watching......this is genius.

    • @andreahikono
      @andreahikono 4 года назад +1

      .....this is legitimate? I don’t get it.

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan 4 года назад

      bigandre17
      Why are you replying to a comment I made before I could buy a drink?

    • @andreahikono
      @andreahikono 4 года назад

      @@ColonizerChan good question

  • @skeleton9476
    @skeleton9476 Год назад +16

    The way he says Mega Chessatron so calmly just makes me laugh-

  • @YourLocalLesbian37
    @YourLocalLesbian37 4 года назад +46

    That man is incredibly hydrated

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 года назад +4

      Only a fool enters into a chess tournament dehydrated.

    • @DocKrazy
      @DocKrazy 4 года назад +3

      As one should be

    • @EndoClaw
      @EndoClaw 4 года назад

      Nah he just held his piss sense the last chess tournament

  • @sadrat5375
    @sadrat5375 3 года назад +105

    "Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns...
    *INTO A MEGA CHESSATRON"*

  • @Enirom
    @Enirom Год назад +13

    I really thought this is going to be a normal chess tutorial
    But i am not disappointed, this is so much better

  • @ChibiReviews
    @ChibiReviews 10 лет назад +1068

    Seems Legit!

    • @letiziasz2490
      @letiziasz2490 10 лет назад +9

      I will learn how to play chess! For Shiro!!!!
      ...
      No, I don't know how to play chess, and I would like to learn XD

    • @andytrinh2562
      @andytrinh2562 10 лет назад +5

      Letizia SZ :D No Game No Life Reference......FOR SORA! (and maybe steph)

    • @letiziasz2490
      @letiziasz2490 10 лет назад +3

      Amanda Trinh For SORA!!!!!!! Yaaaay!!!!

    • @kissushotu2456
      @kissushotu2456 4 года назад +3

      holy shit man i did not expect u to be here.

    • @angelolorilla2050
      @angelolorilla2050 4 года назад

      Nice to see this comment here. LOL

  • @glutymaximusy866
    @glutymaximusy866 10 лет назад +1083

    My opponent has summoned the Kraken. What do I do? I do not have any means of killing it!

    • @zriku1
      @zriku1 10 лет назад +256

      At this point your best bet is to activate a trap card

    • @CritScratch
      @CritScratch 10 лет назад +146

      Derpy Toaster
      actually it is possible to call the krakens mother by telegram alerting her of her sons location. this will cause the mother kraken to drag the kraken back to kraken school where he will no doubt be put in kraken detention. its a temporary solution since he will be mad about this once kraken detention is over but it will provide the necessary time for preparation for his return.

    • @LegendaryBrah
      @LegendaryBrah 10 лет назад +75

      Upgrade your rook into Captain Ahab

    • @zriku1
      @zriku1 10 лет назад +28

      I personally prefer to upgrade my rooks into medics, as they can help your team stay alive.

    • @LegendaryBrah
      @LegendaryBrah 10 лет назад +25

      Derpy Toaster
      Mate, they keep the team alive but if the enemy has spies in your ranks, the medics are done for.

  • @crackersphdinwumbology2831
    @crackersphdinwumbology2831 9 лет назад +752

    Are these really the Queen's rules? I thought pissing on the pieces was only allowed on turns 7 and 8 respectively.

    • @wooper2434
      @wooper2434 4 года назад +92

      Though technically an illegal move now, it was leagal during this tournament to counter Stone Cold Steve Austin

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 года назад +37

      @@wooper2434 stone cold Steve Austin has since been removed as well as there’s no clear way of countering it. It’s a shame really... chess isn’t the same as it was back in my day.

    • @terry_the_terrible
      @terry_the_terrible 4 года назад +6

      Short is clearly taking the piss.

    • @HuntressCody
      @HuntressCody 4 года назад

      @@terry_the_terrible technically the truth

    • @snarkycommenthere9027
      @snarkycommenthere9027 4 года назад +1

      @@terry_the_terrible I hate this. Expect an assassin at dawn you scurvy dog

  • @electrocubic5116
    @electrocubic5116 Год назад +35

    I had never imagined I would ever come across this video in my whole life. What a masterpiece! I'm just speechless! The commentary was on point! 👏👏🤣

  • @cassiopeia4581
    @cassiopeia4581 4 года назад +111

    The "upgradeing his queen into a hotel" bit allmost up and killed me, that was too damm good

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 4 года назад +186

    Kasparov forgot to collect $200 when his pawn passed Go at 0:37

  • @pr0meez926
    @pr0meez926 2 года назад +531

    I love the moment when Kasparov conglomerated his pawn into Ludwig the accursed from Bloodborne (2015). Truly one of the best moves in chess history.

    • @door-kun1902
      @door-kun1902 Год назад +2

      Only thing missing is his Moonlight Greatsword

    • @tempota7792
      @tempota7792 Год назад +1

      Damn, nearly a decade already...

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад

      So true

    • @tiuriverdrag6124
      @tiuriverdrag6124 10 месяцев назад

      honestly even funnier considering that this video released before bloodborne even came out

  • @abxy_real_official_since2020
    @abxy_real_official_since2020 6 месяцев назад +4

    "I cast AURA OF CONFUSION!"
    -Rook, 2012

  • @isaacrobertson4374
    @isaacrobertson4374 4 года назад +135

    I love how the monotone voice immediately turns into a joyous one the second the players start peeing

  • @rohanreddyS
    @rohanreddyS 4 года назад +148

    They had us in the first half , not gonna lie

  • @CaiHy-Bri
    @CaiHy-Bri 4 года назад +89

    As a chess player, I can confirm the effectiveness of the Rasputin opening

  • @ivanhenderson31
    @ivanhenderson31 4 месяца назад +2

    “Write that down!”
    “Write that down!”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of Chess (probably)

  • @GeraltOfLibya
    @GeraltOfLibya 4 года назад +515

    1:14 this is the best reference I've ever seen

    • @sandboxd7768
      @sandboxd7768 3 года назад +95

      does this one make reference to the christmas truce?

    • @pale_lad1252
      @pale_lad1252 3 года назад +16

      @@sandboxd7768 yeah lol

    • @pitedapollo6175
      @pitedapollo6175 3 года назад +3

      yeah lol

    • @darksoles1305
      @darksoles1305 3 года назад +29

      The rook is still playing soccer while inverted

    • @caesarseizure1625
      @caesarseizure1625 3 года назад +11

      They said the match will be over by Christmas

  • @DouePls
    @DouePls 9 лет назад +2130

    Please help, my opponent has inverted his king and has summoned the anti-christ. What do I do in this situation? I positioned my queen onto my inverted rook to form a gravitational void but that hasn't worked out.

    • @gentlecat4671
      @gentlecat4671 9 лет назад +225

      Bradley Chen Create a ritual circle, and summon with it the following creatures:
      -Cthulu
      -Satan
      -Cerberus
      -A Chimera
      -D/D/D Caesar Ragnarok the Wave Complete Oblivion Overlord
      They will surely be able to convince the anti-christ to join your ranks, and you will be victorious.

    • @DouePls
      @DouePls 9 лет назад +97

      Thanks, it worked :D

    • @jakedarmanin680
      @jakedarmanin680 8 лет назад +71

      I would recommend playing 'What does the fox say'. Anti-christs hate that song. The anti-christ will transform into a eunuch and you will have a slight advantage. I hope I was helpful!

    • @DouePls
      @DouePls 8 лет назад +59

      Sorry, the game ended a year ago.

    • @jakedarmanin680
      @jakedarmanin680 8 лет назад +32

      This tactic works 70% of the time. Keep it in mind for next time. Cheers.

  • @greatdavid8790
    @greatdavid8790 4 года назад +422

    0:23 - I realized there's something wrong

    • @timetraveler9518
      @timetraveler9518 4 года назад +22

      I realized it here 0:14

    • @prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      @prajwalkrishnabhat5539 4 года назад +15

      @@timetraveler9518 actually when u already have a queen on the board and u want to promote a pawn to a queen, u use an inverted rook. So even I understood what was happening only when the Bishop started vomiting.

    • @MixerDixer96
      @MixerDixer96 4 года назад

      @@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 yes indeed

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu 3 года назад +1

      @@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 but what if you still have both rooks

    • @prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      @prajwalkrishnabhat5539 3 года назад +3

      @@Kamirasu then u just take a queen from a board that's not being used.

  • @imnotasheep7299
    @imnotasheep7299 Год назад +9

    Kasparov could have use the Tennison gambit specifically the Interconentinal Ballistic Missile variation when his opponent turned his horse into a unicorn. This will not only prevent black's queen from promoting into a hotel in the future, it will also stop black from playing Kg2. but overall, a beautiful brilliant move by Kasparov at the end immediately crushing his opponents pawn structure and pushing black's king off the board. What a spectacular play

  • @Wyrd80
    @Wyrd80 11 лет назад +354

    I am a little disappointed that Kasparov didn't summon the Kraken.

    • @CascadianRanger
      @CascadianRanger 10 лет назад +46

      That strategy is best used if you have at least 2 unicorns on the board ive found. However, do to the schism in his church, I would have personally combined my inverted rook with my non inverted rook to create a hole in time and space. Both are of course, viable strategies.

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt 10 лет назад +6

      Er, hello? Do you see any pink pieces on Kasparov's omega file? Short would be in the perfect position to enact an Atlantian countergambit, presumably followed by a thorough motorboating of Kasparov's queen.

    • @Wyrd80
      @Wyrd80 10 лет назад +7

      Well unless Kasparov hoists the Jolly Roger and makes his King Davy Jones. That would prevent motorboating and would also disrupt Short's trade routes.

    • @CascadianRanger
      @CascadianRanger 10 лет назад +8

      Short could have possibly called in the emperor piece, but that would have come at the risk of Kasprov using the force and switching off his targeting computer, increasing the accuracy of all of his pawns for a potential rush of the chess star

    • @ironstorm1690
      @ironstorm1690 6 лет назад +1

      I would have sacrificed my queen to summon cthulu.
      Your kraken is nothin compared to the power of cthulu

  • @todabsolute
    @todabsolute 4 года назад +482

    Lego ads be like: 1:26

    • @kikokoussi7594
      @kikokoussi7594 4 года назад +7

      HEY!

    • @todabsolute
      @todabsolute 4 года назад +13

      @@kikokoussi7594 A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 4 года назад +8

      @@todabsolute BUILD THE RESCUE HELICOPTER

    • @Lumis_The_Lucario
      @Lumis_The_Lucario 4 года назад +6

      @@momsaccount4033 BUILD THE MEGA CHESSATRON

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 4 года назад +5

      @@Lumis_The_Lucario AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
      THE NEW LEGO CHESS KINGDOM SET! (Batteries, pain, and seizure sold separately)

  • @toastedbuns4425
    @toastedbuns4425 4 года назад +41

    I clicked this video expecting to learn how to actually play the game.
    Now i'll never be beaten

  • @shimenone4150
    @shimenone4150 Год назад +5

    thats just how a typical Yu-Gi-Oh TV duel evolves

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 7 лет назад +38

    I *finally* understand how to play chess now. Indeed, I now know how to play EVERY game.

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 года назад +1

      Only one of those games matter however.
      Chess.