Dunk Souls Remastered

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2018
  • Just a reupload of my old dunk souls video but i say "remastered" after all of the jokes.
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  • @gmmg8734
    @gmmg8734 6 лет назад +11648

    Oh look, another game ripping off of Dark Souls

    • @beargames2151
      @beargames2151 6 лет назад +266

      From Software also made a game ripping off of blood borne those scum

    • @ididthisforthecomments.5893
      @ididthisforthecomments.5893 6 лет назад +257

      They all ripped of Crash Bandicoot...

    • @themindisaliar.7074
      @themindisaliar.7074 6 лет назад +20

      I Did This For The Comments. Don't you ever say some bullshit like that again.

    • @extradelux8088
      @extradelux8088 6 лет назад +85

      the developers aren't even trying anymore

    • @hosinw
      @hosinw 6 лет назад +2

      gmmg I think I alomst died

  • @dougliedig5979
    @dougliedig5979 5 лет назад +9362

    ignoring the illusory wall in Darkroot Garden cracked me up

    • @XxChrissyXCreamxX
      @XxChrissyXCreamxX 5 лет назад +603

      I know. I yelled "nooo" when he passed it cuz that one actually had a bonfire behind it.

    • @spidermanrulez2
      @spidermanrulez2 5 лет назад +274

      This is exactly how i felt since I found it on accident haha

    • @alucard0712
      @alucard0712 5 лет назад +600

      he apparently knew about it, but joke is very good.

    • @akosacs01
      @akosacs01 5 лет назад +633

      @@XxChrissyXCreamxX That's the joke...

    • @EChere
      @EChere 4 года назад +11

      Douglas Liedig At first I am not sure if it has illusory wall but when I played dark souls turns it is and now I find myself chuckling at this

  • @corypingus3944
    @corypingus3944 4 года назад +4675

    “Fuck Blight town, this is where the real game starts.”
    This is so fuckin accurate.

    • @solaricarus101
      @solaricarus101 3 года назад +78

      I like Blighttown...

    • @monkeyrobotsinc.9875
      @monkeyrobotsinc.9875 3 года назад +60

      @@solaricarus101 its the best. only true heros love it.

    • @WAyuso34
      @WAyuso34 3 года назад +12

      @@monkeyrobotsinc.9875 only braindead like it

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 2 года назад +10

      It is daroachdog jr

    • @coalblack666
      @coalblack666 2 года назад +167

      @@solaricarus101 me too. I was expecting it to be so much worse but once you have the spider shield, 300 crossbow bolts, 30 purple moss, 10 blooming purple moss and the hidden tattered armor set... not that bad!

  • @Nephyrrus
    @Nephyrrus 4 года назад +3934

    "You Died"
    "Victory Achieved"
    Sounds like a win in my book

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 года назад +31

      “You defeated”

    • @04SlhS
      @04SlhS 2 года назад +59

      mission failed sucessfully

    • @Redhotquagmire
      @Redhotquagmire 2 года назад +4

      The mission was for you to die.
      Good job, soldier.

    • @danknightk6987
      @danknightk6987 2 года назад +2

      that's life in a nut shell you died but accomplished your goals in a weird way

    • @JCDentonman
      @JCDentonman 2 года назад +5

      Just like them japanese pilot

  • @chaoticklutz3633
    @chaoticklutz3633 6 лет назад +5762

    *YOU DIED*
    *V I C T O R Y A C H I E V E D*

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 6 лет назад +4887

    This is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls

    • @brunomerko
      @brunomerko 6 лет назад +28

      Arbiter91 “what is this...none of my business”

    • @MrBorderlands123
      @MrBorderlands123 6 лет назад +44

      No, that's Super Mario Bros. 2.

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 6 лет назад +9

      This comment is the comment of Dark Souls Remastered. You know. Dunkey's video.

    • @theflamingdudeify
      @theflamingdudeify 6 лет назад +36

      I bet your just saying that because you die a lot in this game. Seriously, these people saying every slightly similar game is just another dark souls

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 6 лет назад +2

      Quarter Blazer It's not funny if you explain it.

  • @cappu1881
    @cappu1881 4 года назад +5713

    If Dark Souls Remastered™ is so good, why isn't there a Dark Souls Remastered 2?

    • @Basket69
      @Basket69 4 года назад +165

      Check mate gamers

    • @qbbas22
      @qbbas22 4 года назад +312

      Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin

    • @otoginashi
      @otoginashi 4 года назад +52

      if it really good so why we need part-2?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +48

      Ali Efe ÇİÇEKCİ If Dark Souls 2 Remaster is so good why isn’t there a Dark Souls Remaster 3?
      I actually like DS2 tbh

    • @The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge
      @The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge 3 года назад +51

      I think Reggie is not ready yet

  • @mtucci966
    @mtucci966 4 года назад +852

    "how about we both drink from our flask?"
    Havel: *D O N K*

    • @artdidntwork
      @artdidntwork 3 года назад +9

      fell for the oldest trick in the book

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 6 лет назад +13447

    This is the Dark Souls of remasters

    • @mediocritysbest6220
      @mediocritysbest6220 6 лет назад +203

      CreepsMcPasta I know who you are. No one over 15 subs are allowed in this part of town

    • @lopezmada428
      @lopezmada428 6 лет назад +15

      what are you doing here?!

    • @rainersetiawan4091
      @rainersetiawan4091 6 лет назад +19

      no this is patrick of dark souls

    • @stuartlittlefan2938
      @stuartlittlefan2938 6 лет назад +16

      Funny seeing you 'round these parts.

    • @bryonlopez472
      @bryonlopez472 6 лет назад +3

      Geoffrey warberg Oh damn I have 32, I'll take my leave

  • @mr.boppin1200
    @mr.boppin1200 6 лет назад +4118

    This reminds me of Dark Souls, the 2011 classic

    • @ingridbrandlgalatea5887
      @ingridbrandlgalatea5887 6 лет назад +91

      Huh? I thought this was Kirby's epic yarn!

    • @WickedFluffy
      @WickedFluffy 6 лет назад +40

      Amelia God Nah, I thought it was SUPA MARIO BRUTHAS 2

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 6 лет назад +95

      This is the Dark Souls of Remasters

    • @futhamucka
      @futhamucka 6 лет назад +40

      I've never heard of Dark Souls. You must be thinking of Dunk Souls, the 2011 classic.

    • @ramus6469
      @ramus6469 6 лет назад +4

      I thought this was this ead thr new borderlands though

  • @vitrais1797
    @vitrais1797 3 года назад +723

    4:30 I love how the inscription of The Tomb of the Giants is instantly showed after falling off the cliff - there is no better summary of this area than these few seconds.

    • @mrjooxmanallah
      @mrjooxmanallah Год назад +8

      Let’s try to follow the…okay.
      😂😂😂

  • @coownfromdma7143
    @coownfromdma7143 4 года назад +3406

    0:56 so donkey, how'd you get that armor

  • @haroldthomas5410
    @haroldthomas5410 5 лет назад +8750

    Hey dunkey can I borrow your hot wheels cars?

  • @Simte
    @Simte 6 лет назад +5587

    *Death by falling: Remastered.*

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 6 лет назад +203

      I played Dark Souls 1, 2, 3, Bloodborne, and even Nioh. I faced countless bosses, faced a myriad of enemies, but gravity... gravity always claims victory.

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 6 лет назад +78

      DatsRandom It's always there, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to strike

    • @ryanrule8583
      @ryanrule8583 6 лет назад +13

      nobody has played Demon Souls :( we should of got that remastered instead

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 6 лет назад +14

      Maybe not really remastered, as it was buggy as shit.But I´d love a total remake with new graphics of Demon Souls.

    • @backgroundcharacterj5071
      @backgroundcharacterj5071 6 лет назад

      I agree with this guy ^^^

  • @dwest84
    @dwest84 4 года назад +915

    The dirtbike sounds on the skelly wheels almost killed me.

    • @sensudubs4421
      @sensudubs4421 3 года назад +12

      Its funny because they almost killed Dunkey too

  • @yeahtoasty1492
    @yeahtoasty1492 4 года назад +806

    1:32 hol up. HE HAS THE SOLAIRE HELMET. What has he done...

    • @akajordan1851
      @akajordan1851 4 года назад +107

      He was supposed to destroy the sith not join them!

    • @Baron0009
      @Baron0009 4 года назад +137

      "I am a dickhead!" - dunkey from his dark souls video part 1 -

    • @fzwwa14y163vcfgteku
      @fzwwa14y163vcfgteku 4 года назад +104

      are you ignoring the part where he kicked siegmeyer off the cliff

    • @qbbas22
      @qbbas22 4 года назад +19

      Because of that I disliked and unsubcribed.

    • @Monamona_207
      @Monamona_207 3 года назад +7

      @@qbbas22 lol

  • @atomsmasher703
    @atomsmasher703 5 лет назад +2621

    1:53 For those who don't know: There's actually a bonfire behind this illusory wall.

    • @hydromano6652
      @hydromano6652 4 года назад +16

      Atom Smasher I k n o w s t i n c c e r

    • @broggn9459
      @broggn9459 4 года назад +126

      I was so mad when he didnt hit the wall

    • @alibozkuer5022
      @alibozkuer5022 3 года назад +368

      @@broggn9459 that was the joke tho. I'm pretty sure he did hit it off-record.

    • @user-vf3cb7vk8z
      @user-vf3cb7vk8z 3 года назад +39

      @@alibozkuer5022 >For those who don't know

    • @M0nch_Cr0nch
      @M0nch_Cr0nch 3 года назад +19

      Oh good, I was hoping that he made that joke on purpose, but as I haven't played the games, I wouldn't know xD

  • @jesusstaccato8448
    @jesusstaccato8448 5 лет назад +11302

    "You can't see anything and there's a hundred cliffs but they balance this out with the giant skeletons that one shot you"
    That's Dark Souls™!

    • @Life0fTony
      @Life0fTony 4 года назад +84

      i read this exactly when he said it so i’m giving this a like

    • @kylecoucke943
      @kylecoucke943 4 года назад +170

      Thomas Hammer or you could use the lantern they give u in the game lol

    • @Sprightey
      @Sprightey 4 года назад +13

      that's golf!

    • @silliussoddus1449
      @silliussoddus1449 4 года назад +33

      With the size of his health bar I don’t think anything could one shot him.

    • @STEP6192
      @STEP6192 4 года назад +1

      Trade mark xD

  • @Kay-vr4ft
    @Kay-vr4ft 4 года назад +199

    2:27 *YOU'RE A MONSTER*

  • @MissPoplarLeaf
    @MissPoplarLeaf 2 года назад +127

    3:35 Ahh, the Soulsborne parry experience. It's like gambling. You fail a hundred times, getting more frustrated, losing more and more health, but that one sweet parry makes up for everything and keeps you coming back for that high.

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 лет назад +1528

    Dark Souls remastered is the Dark Souls of remastereds.

  • @demolitionmitch7679
    @demolitionmitch7679 5 лет назад +3795

    1:26 "You Died... Victory Achieved!"

    • @TheRyanroar101
      @TheRyanroar101 4 года назад +332

      suicide in a nutshell

    • @__-wc5zn
      @__-wc5zn 4 года назад +52

      @@TheRyanroar101 Hol' up.

    • @mpg01
      @mpg01 4 года назад +105

      Task failed successfully.

    • @onceonly1111
      @onceonly1111 4 года назад +23

      The winning move is not to play.

    • @yuriridley8144
      @yuriridley8144 4 года назад +14

      Life in a nutshell.

  • @SadBadge
    @SadBadge 2 года назад +113

    The quiet “what a thrill” from snake eater as he’s going down the ladder fucked me up

    • @jordanguy4241
      @jordanguy4241 Год назад +4

      I hadn’t even noticed that until I read this comment 💀

  • @darkfate43
    @darkfate43 4 года назад +189

    @2:50 "ROOBBEERRTTT"

    • @theguy3851
      @theguy3851 3 года назад +2

      That was a good one.

    • @AmeenAlnaimi
      @AmeenAlnaimi 3 года назад

      Would be better if he was wearing full Havel XD

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +3248

    _Dark Souls Remastered captures the heart of the original_ - An Actual Kotaku Article

    • @Pristine0
      @Pristine0 6 лет назад +517

      I would sure hope it does

    • @eskreskao
      @eskreskao 6 лет назад +960

      It really makes you feel like Dark Souls.

    • @thetigertooth735
      @thetigertooth735 6 лет назад +207

      Haha, its literally the same game with improved performance and detail! 😂😂😂
      Kotaku needs to take English classes!

    • @oliverparker9812
      @oliverparker9812 6 лет назад +514

      It reminds me of the first Dark Souls game, oddly enough.

    • @lumbridgegoblin
      @lumbridgegoblin 6 лет назад +263

      did you know that dark souls remaster is the dark souls of dark souls?

  • @ilovehertodeath
    @ilovehertodeath 6 лет назад +7817

    Dunkey, I'm disappointed in you. What you should have done is taken your original video, barely do anything to it, and release it as a remaster. For shame.

    • @DEEKPro
      @DEEKPro 5 лет назад +335

      Nah man atleast dunkey puts some effort into his work.

    • @nelsonsanchez9055
      @nelsonsanchez9055 5 лет назад +288

      Lol, just like From Software did with their "remastered"

    • @nootnootboi7048
      @nootnootboi7048 5 лет назад +67

      And for this reason I give this game a Giant Dunkey out of Morgan Freeman on a Dolphin.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 лет назад +94

      @@nelsonsanchez9055 You guys do know that From Software wasn't involved other than supervision right? Bamco had another company work on the remaster.

    • @SoulRebelInStereo
      @SoulRebelInStereo 5 лет назад +7

      r/whoosh

  • @kaimerry1587
    @kaimerry1587 3 года назад +113

    the amount about dark souls he has to know in order to do explicitly the opposite of what he needs to makes him a dark souls master.

  • @SleepinGriffin
    @SleepinGriffin 4 года назад +63

    Btw... there’s 2 bonfires between the start of the catacombs and pinwheel.

    • @arturosandoval8862
      @arturosandoval8862 Год назад

      Only on Remastered, in the non Remastered version there's only 1 bonfire in The Catacombs, the second bonfire was added in the Remaster.

  • @Koozwad
    @Koozwad 6 лет назад +3135

    *You Died: Remastered*

  • @CherrygroveCity
    @CherrygroveCity 6 лет назад +5441

    If Dark Souls Remastered is so good why isn't there a Dark Souls Remastered 2?

    • @arenkai
      @arenkai 6 лет назад +397

      That's probably the only game in the franchise that needs a total remake more than a remaster.

    • @RicoFrank69
      @RicoFrank69 6 лет назад +424

      Come on Nintendo

    • @AriaKyuKyu
      @AriaKyuKyu 6 лет назад +179

      Scholar of the First sin doesn't count?

    • @idontevenknowrn
      @idontevenknowrn 6 лет назад +48

      Because dark souls remastered is bad

    • @snepNL
      @snepNL 6 лет назад +8

      that's what your parents thinks about you!

  • @ajvce
    @ajvce 3 года назад +66

    Just wait until he finds out about the Rite of Kindling

  • @yobama8344
    @yobama8344 4 года назад +199

    Pretty crazy considering he's playing with a usb steering wheel

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +1355

    You can summon Yoshi if you sacrifice your flasks to the bonfire and feed it to a pony with hepatitis

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 6 лет назад +39

      Veridian instead you get a Yoshi who just committed tax fraud.

    • @daryloliveros5257
      @daryloliveros5257 6 лет назад +8

      Hehe le random is le so funny in 2018 rite guyz?!?! XD lmao rofl

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 6 лет назад +16

      Deal Sealer Hold your tongue chump. You know I'm fucking funny.

    • @yesok4244
      @yesok4244 6 лет назад

      XDDDDDDD true rofl..... :D

    • @iorisushi
      @iorisushi 6 лет назад +2

      *G o l d C o m m e n t R i g h t H e r e G u y s*

  • @Oroboro
    @Oroboro 6 лет назад +2816

    no funky mode no buy

    • @somesaykosm4568
      @somesaykosm4568 6 лет назад +20

      Oroboro what are u doing here?

    • @matthewarnall8781
      @matthewarnall8781 6 лет назад +34

      shouldnt you be permastunning someone right now?

    • @evilzack777
      @evilzack777 6 лет назад +13

      Oroboro like the dunk?!? i like Oroboro now.

    • @THEpicND
      @THEpicND 6 лет назад

      Nice username

    • @KaneDeathBreaker
      @KaneDeathBreaker 6 лет назад +2

      Oroboro holy shit,you and Peeve need to do some shit together again.

  • @aryantaneja3192
    @aryantaneja3192 2 года назад +214

    I feel like 10 years down the line, we'll all look at this video and go, "damn, this is a classic"

  • @brewedjuice494
    @brewedjuice494 3 года назад +77

    that feel when dunkey didnt find the bonfire that spawns you at the wheelguys (a bonfire was added next to the skeleton blacksmith).... F to pay respects for the number of runbacks you must have done.

    • @nobric880
      @nobric880 2 года назад +9

      Jesus.. doing tomb of giants without that bonfire must be brutal.

    • @arturosandoval8862
      @arturosandoval8862 Год назад

      @@nobric880 nah, if you have the Sunlight Maggot getting to the first bonfire in Tomb of the Giants it's easy, the hard part are the gank squad of Giant Skeletons that are where the Large Divine Ember is located

    • @itsfirecrakr9419
      @itsfirecrakr9419 Год назад

      theres a bonfire?
      ooohhh noooo

    • @brewedjuice494
      @brewedjuice494 Год назад

      @@itsfirecrakr9419 yea remaster added a bonfire by blacksmith Vamos

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +1968

    Wait a minute....this is...just like dark souls

    • @MoodyMMA
      @MoodyMMA 6 лет назад +43

      SuperGaming Dude I want a refund

    • @armelstsrt
      @armelstsrt 6 лет назад

      C0D3M0NK3Y not sure you got the reference there 😂

    • @MoodyMMA
      @MoodyMMA 6 лет назад +18

      Lemraus I get the reference

    • @MoarCrow
      @MoarCrow 6 лет назад +34

      Lemraus this is a Christian comment section so no emojis..

    • @joelyboy69
      @joelyboy69 6 лет назад +16

      At first, you might think they are ripping off dark souls....

  • @darkstarbucks975
    @darkstarbucks975 6 лет назад +1912

    Thank You Dark Souls.

    • @Always_Focused
      @Always_Focused 6 лет назад +79

      *Remastered*

    • @AangDknight
      @AangDknight 6 лет назад +11

      Thank you Dark Souls Remastered.

    • @chubbners1442
      @chubbners1442 6 лет назад

      GameTitan74 Thank you Papa Tingle

    • @AangDknight
      @AangDknight 6 лет назад +3

      I AM THE KING OF SMASH.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 6 лет назад +3

      what can i say except you're welcome

  • @Solid_Buck
    @Solid_Buck 4 года назад +38

    4:13 " what a thrill"

    • @johnny_5ive
      @johnny_5ive 3 года назад +2

      So glad someone else got that. Lol

  • @alexbrown7015
    @alexbrown7015 3 года назад +43

    2:17 he has the lightning spear which is actually obtained inside Sen’s Fortress so this isn’t even the first time he’s died there this playthrough.

  • @DemonPorkRAWR
    @DemonPorkRAWR 6 лет назад +367

    *W H A T A T H R I L L*

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans 6 лет назад +721

    Dunk you Thark Souls

  • @srbboys5090
    @srbboys5090 Год назад +38

    The “ok” he says at the very end as he’s just starting to fall is my favorite dunkey line

  • @darkhseid
    @darkhseid 3 года назад +32

    3:08 - i thought that we were just playing, don't be mad at me 😅

  • @mohammedfaisal496
    @mohammedfaisal496 6 лет назад +143

    little does he know that you can get 20 flasks

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 6 лет назад +4221

    every time I come back to this game I learn new trees

    • @jeremyl145
      @jeremyl145 6 лет назад +2

      Indeimaus great!

    • @Alcapwned
      @Alcapwned 6 лет назад +27

      Yeah boii. Learn those trees.

    • @bradencosier80
      @bradencosier80 6 лет назад +60

      I’m expecting a video on top 10 trees now, don’t let me down

    • @josephneyland7604
      @josephneyland7604 6 лет назад +7

      Top 10 Dark Souls Coffins

    • @regensyscronos347
      @regensyscronos347 6 лет назад +7

      Top ten trees in DS remaster confirmed

  • @theguy3851
    @theguy3851 3 года назад +27

    Not only did dunk kill solaire, but we see him kill siegmeyer on camera.

  • @lonedrifter9994
    @lonedrifter9994 4 года назад +22

    To anyone wondering what song plays at 2:57 it's called =
    *Shenmue - Earth and Sea (Battle 1 and Battle 2)*

    • @dmoney5443
      @dmoney5443 4 года назад +1

      Fuckin thanks dude 👌

    • @ItsJunga
      @ItsJunga 4 года назад

      You, I like you. I’ve wanted that for months

    • @lonedrifter9994
      @lonedrifter9994 4 года назад

      @@ItsJunga no prob dude!

    • @jd15469
      @jd15469 4 года назад

      thank you man

    • @lonedrifter9994
      @lonedrifter9994 4 года назад

      @@jd15469 no prob!

  • @punkrockable577
    @punkrockable577 6 лет назад +1008

    "How about we both take a drink from our flask" *Top 10 words before destruction*

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 6 лет назад +515

    This game is the Cuphead of Darksouls

    • @CertifiedHoodClassic0
      @CertifiedHoodClassic0 6 лет назад +30

      It really makes you feel like Batman

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 6 лет назад +3

      Could interwebs just stop? Implode on itself and stop. I can't take it any more

    • @TheFlyinSquid
      @TheFlyinSquid 6 лет назад +1

      I think you mean crash bandicoot

    • @juansegonzalez6075
      @juansegonzalez6075 6 лет назад

      This game is the Knack 2 of dark souls.

    • @TheFlyinSquid
      @TheFlyinSquid 6 лет назад

      Dark Souls 2 is the Knack of Dark Souls. Universally loved, while the original is absolute trash and 3 is slightly less trash.

  • @bigperm2276
    @bigperm2276 2 года назад +23

    3:46 I honestly felt that in my soul

    • @itsyaboy9363
      @itsyaboy9363 2 года назад +1

      You felt that in your DARK SOUL

    • @bigperm2276
      @bigperm2276 2 года назад

      @@itsyaboy9363 good call!

  • @CoreyisBarackObama
    @CoreyisBarackObama 3 года назад +37

    Pyrocynical: "Write that down, write that down!"

  • @bp0i
    @bp0i 6 лет назад +1263

    “I don’t even have this game”

    • @tomservo3401
      @tomservo3401 5 лет назад +9

      If you havnt picked them up yet you need to. I have beat every one of them(minus sekiro) to death. One of those games i wish i could go back and play again for the first time.

    • @robinsaputra1483
      @robinsaputra1483 5 лет назад +20

      Tom S u miss the joke

    • @MieHideyoshi
      @MieHideyoshi 5 лет назад +4

      r/whooosh

    • @sandercohen5543
      @sandercohen5543 5 лет назад +13

      Icingfox Or maybe he got the joke just fine and still thought he would praise the souls series some by recommending people to actually experience it.
      I agree, it’s one of those experiences that stick with you for life. Reading tolkien, visiting venice, watching “alien (1979)”, hearing pink floyd for the first time, driving your first car, beating dark souls 1, becoming a father, prelude to aforementioned event, etcetera ^^

    • @maddads6492
      @maddads6492 5 лет назад +13

      @@sandercohen5543 you are dumb poopy

  • @davidjessepatnode
    @davidjessepatnode 6 лет назад +319

    This is the Dark Souls of remasters
    - IGN

  • @mmorpgkitty
    @mmorpgkitty 4 года назад +68

    1:00 "Yuup. That's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation"

    • @hydromano6652
      @hydromano6652 4 года назад +2

      Heart Locket it all started on winter 2014

  • @TelukatTV
    @TelukatTV 4 года назад +64

    I honestly think that Dark Souls Remastered is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls

  • @supercanadian0640
    @supercanadian0640 6 лет назад +853

    *PLUNGING ATTACK!!!*
    _remastered_

    • @eddy6098
      @eddy6098 6 лет назад

      The Ace Of Spades anladim

    • @domanz1
      @domanz1 6 лет назад +1

      *clonk*

    • @mikobrown2953
      @mikobrown2953 6 лет назад +6

      The most reliable move in the game

    • @Karv3r
      @Karv3r 6 лет назад +4

      The most remastered move in the game

    • @lilbagman9947
      @lilbagman9947 6 лет назад

      Liar ahead

  • @crowbar3
    @crowbar3 6 лет назад +202

    -you died-
    _VICTORY ACHIEVED_

  • @lavaris2834
    @lavaris2834 4 года назад +71

    1:52
    Actually in my first playthrough I walked around the wall on the left to the bonfire, because old me thought he found a secret and that there would be no way to reach the secret bonfire easier.

    • @teehundeart
      @teehundeart 4 года назад +4

      Guess who just discovered a new secret by reading these comments

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +14

    3:25
    I believe that was an *illusory wall* ...

  • @dr.dankers6986
    @dr.dankers6986 5 лет назад +1001

    Dark Souls: Remastered is really just Dark Souls if you think about it..

    • @sticklyboi
      @sticklyboi 4 года назад +41

      shit i never thought about it like that

    • @wasilwatch
      @wasilwatch 4 года назад +54

      i never noticed the similarities until now

    • @nolivesmatter5341
      @nolivesmatter5341 4 года назад +10

      It really be like that tho

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 года назад +2

      I agree with this. But with more humanity

    • @jetro6472
      @jetro6472 4 года назад +1

      thats what a remaster is. they just improved performance, textures etc...

  • @slushyjoke9382
    @slushyjoke9382 6 лет назад +2404

    >Remastered
    >weapons still clip thru walls
    GG From

    • @robertkennedy1293
      @robertkennedy1293 5 лет назад +74

      Mikolai Rimbaud Bandai got Virtuos to do the remaster. That’s why it’s a “remaster” not a remaster.

    • @uhrguhrguhrg
      @uhrguhrguhrg 5 лет назад +29

      Captain_Morgan hey now, I've successfully hit enemies through walls in the remaster.

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 5 лет назад +1

      Gg no re

    • @redrounin1440
      @redrounin1440 5 лет назад +7

      @@uhrguhrguhrg it'd dark souls you guys, of course you can hit through the walls. that big dude just doesn't have a recoil animation.

    • @Bodmanford
      @Bodmanford 5 лет назад +1

      Shannon Smith from didnt do the remaster.

  • @jasmithcomposer
    @jasmithcomposer 3 года назад +8

    "You can kindle the bonfire to get 10 flasks"
    Who's going to tell him?

  • @eviltomnook
    @eviltomnook 4 года назад +16

    Behold; the only video where Dunkey acknowledges the existence of Dark Souls 2

  • @Arbiterrocks5436
    @Arbiterrocks5436 6 лет назад +734

    Damn it’s weird not seeing the frame drop in blight town

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 6 лет назад +63

      Its actually really easy now that it runs at a playable framerate

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 лет назад +3

      It's beautiful

    • @JD-zm5cu
      @JD-zm5cu 5 лет назад +12

      I thought the frame rate drop was part of the challenge

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 5 лет назад +1

      Never experienced the frame drop there on pc

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 6 лет назад +624

    *F A T ROLLING* INTENSIFIES

    • @TheColemancreek
      @TheColemancreek 6 лет назад

      Carlton Banks in Havel's...I'm surprised he can roll at all. That puts the chunky in chunky butt.

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 6 лет назад +6

      *_T h i c c_* rolling

  • @twrk139
    @twrk139 2 года назад +7

    i always found it funny how the snake pulls the lever with his neck too

  • @CoPals
    @CoPals 6 лет назад +728

    The greatest Dark Souls walkthrough in all of RUclips.

  • @babadattelundhuso
    @babadattelundhuso 5 лет назад +951

    Buying a remaster - still getting stabbed from Ornstein through pillars. I dont know whats harder to handle the purchase of the remaster or reliving the nightmare 8 years later

    • @williamm.9429
      @williamm.9429 5 лет назад +19

      just move back like two feet and he wont hit you lmao

    • @babadattelundhuso
      @babadattelundhuso 5 лет назад +147

      @@williamm.9429 ty sherlock

    • @XxChrissyXCreamxX
      @XxChrissyXCreamxX 5 лет назад +11

      I dont understand how to remaster is still hard to people? You want a ds1 challenge play the entire on the original copy. No Dlc and no patches. You will scream

    • @aila6814
      @aila6814 5 лет назад +55

      @@XxChrissyXCreamxX you mean when lightning spear was even stronger and the best build? not harder, its easier without the patches honestly. so much broken stuff for players to use.

    • @XxChrissyXCreamxX
      @XxChrissyXCreamxX 4 года назад +3

      @@aila6814 oh its harder. Like the capra demons weapons are waaay smaller remastered and hus hit box is actually resonable. You get waaaaaay more humanity. Original unpatched even killing all npcs give like 20 humanity the entire game. Its way laggier. Lost izalith they took out a lot of enemies and thosr feet dragons in the lava? They actually run at you if you step even 20ft within their range and also have ridiculous hitbox. Orstein was impossible to single out so you almost have to kill smough first. And gwyn unpatched. Is a nightmare. Original ds1 unpatched will change your entire opinion of remastered and you can EASILY see how much people have complained about difficulty. They even made purging stones cheaper and added more in the game. The only benefit from ds1 unpatched is you can easily cheese levels from buying an item from an npc for 10 souls and feeding it to frampt for 100 souls. Other than that remastered i would personally consider a joke compated to the raw version of the game. Yes its still challenging and i did die. But i mean comparing..it was waaay easier.

  • @Mene0
    @Mene0 Год назад +10

    4:13 lmao Snake Eater playing

  • @psychomantis1809
    @psychomantis1809 4 года назад +11

    4:12 the very subtle MGS3 nod is beautiful

  • @hueman4719
    @hueman4719 6 лет назад +3251

    How could you just kick onion bro off the bridge like that? I almost screamed 😂

    • @jakers0110
      @jakers0110 6 лет назад +172

      MF BlEaK made me flinch when he did that. Unacceptable!

    • @rintheorder
      @rintheorder 6 лет назад +80

      I was like "NOOOOOOO11!!!!11!!"

    • @hendersonstevec
      @hendersonstevec 6 лет назад +97

      MF BlEaK he didn't even let him finish talking

    • @hueman4719
      @hueman4719 6 лет назад +165

      Steve Henderson In all my days of gaming. This monster has the darkest soul I've ever laid eyes upon 📿

    • @undergravitydownforce714
      @undergravitydownforce714 6 лет назад +7

      I would be completely fine if he kill him normally and got the ring

  • @superspinmove
    @superspinmove 6 лет назад +94

    Ahh, the old 'spear through the wall with a wall hack' trick... oldest trick in the book ladies and gentleman.

  • @thekadju2450
    @thekadju2450 2 года назад +6

    watched this video 3 years ago, played DS1 for the first time a month ago. I see it in a whole different light and it's awesome!

  • @matthewgabriele206
    @matthewgabriele206 Год назад +57

    This shit hit different when you’re drunk. Like dunkey is hilarious when sober but when you’re drunk he’s basically a god

    • @perdurabo56
      @perdurabo56 Год назад +4

      Lol I gotta try this

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 Год назад +7

      Drunkey

    • @cooperlloyd2494
      @cooperlloyd2494 Год назад +7

      Watching dunkey stoned as fuck is incredible

    • @AntonioLucas91
      @AntonioLucas91 Год назад +2

      @@cooperlloyd2494 gotta hand it to you, I always wait until I'm stoned af to watch dunkey

  • @karlh
    @karlh 6 лет назад +339

    My favorite Black Souls game by my favorite Dark RUclipsr

    • @actualdinosaur4337
      @actualdinosaur4337 6 лет назад +26

      Wait a minute...

    • @AzureKite
      @AzureKite 6 лет назад +28

      yeah he's dark

    • @StillNoPickles69
      @StillNoPickles69 6 лет назад +6

      Aditya Upadhye no the joke is everyone thought he was black for the longest time

    • @anusood4004
      @anusood4004 6 лет назад +1

      Karl H he ain’t dark, he’s just black

    • @SlayeRhun66
      @SlayeRhun66 6 лет назад

      You mean Puerto Rican Souls?

  • @RollyAces
    @RollyAces 5 лет назад +1102

    4:13 metal gear reference had me dying

    • @Ginger_Infringer
      @Ginger_Infringer 5 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @Synqronizer
      @Synqronizer 5 лет назад +13

      @@Ginger_Infringer Almost went by me but damn :D

    • @Roronoa2zoro
      @Roronoa2zoro 4 года назад +6

      @@Synqronizer That's kinda why I dig it. It's so subtle

    • @sheep5514
      @sheep5514 4 года назад

      Wat song is that

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 года назад +1

      What a treee

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 4 года назад +10

    4:19 Déja vu
    I've just been in this place before

  • @kaes_abdullah
    @kaes_abdullah 3 года назад +4

    4:37 "Thank you dark souls" Remastered

  • @nsan6460
    @nsan6460 6 лет назад +335

    Do you know how to get the Thanos gun in Dark Souls remastered?

    • @Ooo-be8hk
      @Ooo-be8hk 6 лет назад

      Why?

    • @underthependulum3484
      @underthependulum3484 6 лет назад +5

      It’s not a gun it’s actually a whip so you’re dumb

    • @DunkleCobro
      @DunkleCobro 6 лет назад +9

      Ah yes, it turns you into Thanos from Spiderman.

    • @Drew_42
      @Drew_42 6 лет назад +2

      Thanos? From Fucknite: Battle Royale? He's my favorite superhero from Minecraft!

  • @KinglyPeasant
    @KinglyPeasant 6 лет назад +2301

    Hey Dunkey, it's Harold.
    Mind if I borrow your Hot Wheels this weekend?
    Thanks man.

    • @anudhirrahduin375
      @anudhirrahduin375 6 лет назад +57

      KinglyPeasant goodbye Harold

    • @yannismouse
      @yannismouse 6 лет назад +26

      oh hell nah

    • @tastethepainbow
      @tastethepainbow 6 лет назад +50

      It's not gunna happen Harold

    • @evanbohart1649
      @evanbohart1649 6 лет назад +27

      NOT GONNA HAPPEN HAROLD

    • @Reapra
      @Reapra 6 лет назад +39

      The fact that he hasnt replied is incredibly disappointing.

  • @james_da_gr8338
    @james_da_gr8338 3 года назад +5

    After rewatching this video several times I have barely realized that the tiniest bit of snake eater plays when he goes down the ladder at 4:13

  • @christinajones9689
    @christinajones9689 Год назад +3

    "Don't laugh" and pans to a funny hat gets me every time

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 6 лет назад +216

    *Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls.*

    • @angryreader8857
      @angryreader8857 6 лет назад +5

      Dark Souls is the Battletoads of easy games

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn 6 лет назад

      Dark Souls is the Darkest of Souls
      -some cunts at Kotaku

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 6 лет назад +916

    Dark Souls: Spaghetti and Meatballs

  • @mangotango8115
    @mangotango8115 3 года назад +3

    3:23 Ah yes, the best feature of darksouls; while you have to hit the wall every time you swing your sword, enemies get to transcend time and space to fuck you over

  • @xt6997
    @xt6997 4 года назад +5

    "These guys are a wheel pain in my ass."

  • @oogoog9074
    @oogoog9074 6 лет назад +251

    I got triggered when he kicked onion man

    • @codmv2
      @codmv2 6 лет назад +33

      he also killed sun-bro

    • @oogoog9074
      @oogoog9074 6 лет назад +6

      Ando Hanaka I bet you call giant daddy humungous father as well

    • @argen2949
      @argen2949 6 лет назад +11

      Sgt. Dickbed It´s *Giant Dad* you damn uncultured
      i don´t even play Dark Souls and i know this lolol

    • @oogoog9074
      @oogoog9074 6 лет назад +3

      Zekthror 1130 he's my DADDY

    • @BrunooOrtiz
      @BrunooOrtiz 6 лет назад +2

      man, i laughed but inside i was cryin

  • @zentazym1
    @zentazym1 6 лет назад +769

    This game really makes you feel like Batman

    • @taylorbrooks1700
      @taylorbrooks1700 6 лет назад +22

      zentazym1 you mean because you feel powerless?

    • @dwc05085
      @dwc05085 6 лет назад

      I don’t get it

    • @aramrodriguez9141
      @aramrodriguez9141 6 лет назад +20

      asdfa every Batman game that comes out claims that it “makes you feel like Batman”.

    • @jamhammy8386
      @jamhammy8386 6 лет назад +8

      It just works!

    • @professorgenki6065
      @professorgenki6065 6 лет назад +16

      More like batman's parents

  • @jimboSleeeeiiice
    @jimboSleeeeiiice 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wow this was 5 years ago. All of these 1’s really add up

  • @AG45.
    @AG45. 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:51 THE ONE TIME THERE REALLY IS AN ILLUSIONARY WALL HE THINKS ITS A TROLL

  • @AnonJuggerbot
    @AnonJuggerbot 5 лет назад +320

    this is what you get for kicking an innocent onion over a cliff donsly

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox 3 года назад +3

      What are your opinions on Onions as a vegetable, Lord Adorable?

    • @AnonJuggerbot
      @AnonJuggerbot 3 года назад +9

      @@myawsomebox They have multiple layers, like any good fortification.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 6 лет назад +186

    Dunkey has conditioned me so that whenever I hear someone say "don't laugh," I start to laugh.
    Thank you Dunk Souls

  • @liftbridge2373
    @liftbridge2373 Год назад +1

    he has havels armor but is still using the beginer sword and shield

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 3 года назад +4

    3:08 I choose to believe Dunkey actually went to school with a kid named Harold who asked Dunkey to borrow his Hot Wheels toys, and Dunkey said those exact words to him before stabbing him through the chest.

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 6 лет назад +878

    You know... The word "dunk" shares many sounds with the word "book". And Souls refer to what makes a being, i.e. a worm, alive. And remastered is like saying it is the deluxe version. So really... This game is just a ripoff of a true classic: Bookworm Adventures Deluxe. You should play that instead.

    • @peepers9094
      @peepers9094 6 лет назад +38

      I can't wait for his playthrough of that

    • @banjofries
      @banjofries 6 лет назад +45

      except if you saw his labo video, its already in the treaaaash

    • @gamber1497
      @gamber1497 6 лет назад

      Facts

    • @joelalkberg899
      @joelalkberg899 6 лет назад +3

      He’s gonna make it next video, I swear

    • @thewalkinggeek758
      @thewalkinggeek758 6 лет назад

      I wish he would.

  • @TheValueKing
    @TheValueKing 6 лет назад +426

    Dunk Deaths : Refrustrated

  • @zer0thirteen
    @zer0thirteen 4 года назад +18

    What’s the music from when he starts fighting Harold at 3:00

    • @History507
      @History507 4 года назад +15

      Shenmue earth and sea (battle 1 and 2)

    • @LordScottrick
      @LordScottrick 4 года назад +3

      Josephi Krakowski Looked through the comments for this! I knew that was familiar!

  • @ElKewinCoss
    @ElKewinCoss 4 года назад +8

    I laughed like crazy with the tomb of the giants part but I felt the pain bc I had experienced too.

  • @battlefieldbrogaming9720
    @battlefieldbrogaming9720 6 лет назад +1029

    Aaaaaaand killed him in one hit. This game is too easy.

    • @billygranzow1331
      @billygranzow1331 6 лет назад +12

      Battlefield Bro Gaming You're gonna need a harder Dark Souls to kill me!

    • @carltonbanks6677
      @carltonbanks6677 5 лет назад +4

      Battlefield Bro Gaming business as usual

    • @aniruddhjammoria
      @aniruddhjammoria 5 лет назад +4

      And nobody was surprised