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  • Опубликовано: 3 июн 2015
  • For Muslim women who face discrimination, Hasan Minhaj has some easy tips for concealing their religious identity.
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  • @fatimaezzahrataki7727
    @fatimaezzahrataki7727 7 лет назад +5742

    so my name is Craig now

    • @kulsumh1334
      @kulsumh1334 7 лет назад +40

      Fatima Ezzahra Taki Lol apparently

    • @zoyas.8492
      @zoyas.8492 7 лет назад +49

      Fatima Ezzahra Taki I mean, do you want me to call u Fat?

    • @kulsumh1334
      @kulsumh1334 7 лет назад +57

      Miss Aquamarine It'd actually be pronounced 'faat'. Not fat. Because it's pronounced "faa-tee-mah"

    • @fatimaezzahrataki7727
      @fatimaezzahrataki7727 7 лет назад +57

      actually it's Fa - Ti - Ma ,when foreign people call my name they say Fateeeeeeema ,

    • @fatimaezzahrataki7727
      @fatimaezzahrataki7727 7 лет назад +36

      hhhhhh no thanks in arabic short name for Fatima my friends and family call me 'Tima' or 'Fati' ,

  • @mariadedios9081
    @mariadedios9081 8 лет назад +3157

    Oh my god I literally spit out my water at the "Halal Things Considered"

    • @frankytoad12
      @frankytoad12 8 лет назад +4

      +Cielo de Dios As did i..

    • @tejjj3
      @tejjj3 7 лет назад +50

      I miss Jon sometimes, check out the correspondence dinner. Hasan killed it

    • @musicandwrestling123
      @musicandwrestling123 7 лет назад +14

      Tej DIvadkar he did! he was great!

    • @kundansaurabh
      @kundansaurabh 7 лет назад +11

      Tej DIvadkar hey Adam, his name is Cody.

    • @seekerotruth4963
      @seekerotruth4963 7 лет назад +1

      Cielo de Dios For some reason it tickles me everytime I hear or see it.

  • @hotsytotsy56
    @hotsytotsy56 7 лет назад +1146

    This country is just so embarrassing sometimes. Can't preach that we are the best country in the world when we are still dealing with stuff like this.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700 7 лет назад +5

      hotsytotsy56 yeh cos fuck denmark amirite?

    • @Happy_Potato0
      @Happy_Potato0 7 лет назад +78

      Not the best but the Most Extremist, Racist, and Terrorizing Country always going on Wars invading others homelands and destroying and killing thousands of innocent people! You could say The Most Hated Country in the World tbh!

    • @PoweR-dm3wy
      @PoweR-dm3wy 6 лет назад +3

      God bless the USA!!!

    • @adisaputra-fp1rl
      @adisaputra-fp1rl 6 лет назад +14

      But your country still the most hated country in the world so basically you still in rank babe..

    • @abadran8174
      @abadran8174 6 лет назад +16

      why would you preach, or say, or think you're the best country in the world in the first place? that's what makes people racist BTW.

  • @heavaden
    @heavaden 7 лет назад +151

    What I love about the Audrey Hepburn comment is that she actually LITERALLY used to wear head scarves all the time.

  • @JustWatchingVideo56
    @JustWatchingVideo56 8 лет назад +2498

    "198 cans later... the plane is yours" xD

  • @Famoomoo
    @Famoomoo 8 лет назад +1941

    oh my God "Fatima your name is now Craig" 7:19

    • @zaks7
      @zaks7 8 лет назад +29

      +Fatima Cause fatima can't be shortened to fat. :3

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 8 лет назад +2

      +Ahmed ツ (アーメッド) Could've been Tim.

    • @zaks7
      @zaks7 8 лет назад +17

      It's fine, I don't think Craig here really cares.

    • @f.a753
      @f.a753 8 лет назад

      toomma

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 8 лет назад

      +Ahmed ツ (アーメッド) Lol nice

  • @Andesu
    @Andesu 7 лет назад +772

    This is painfully true unfortunately.

    • @Eman_ob
      @Eman_ob 5 лет назад +2

      And you're painfully racist unfortunately ❤️

    • @diriyesugule3215
      @diriyesugule3215 5 лет назад

      @@Eman_ob how

    • @crazy4jbiebz
      @crazy4jbiebz 5 лет назад +1

      Please tell me you mean that people truly feel like this and that you don’t mean this skit is a reflection of what Muslims are actually like

    • @earth-to-zola3725
      @earth-to-zola3725 4 года назад

      Its Rufa!dah tf how..?

  • @fatmaabedi
    @fatmaabedi 7 лет назад +2832

    Hi, I'm Craig.

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 7 лет назад +36

      fatma abedi Hi Craig! Oh my mom's Muslim name is Fatima I should call her Craig.

    • @SidPhoenix2211
      @SidPhoenix2211 7 лет назад +21

      fatma abedi Wassup Craig!

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 лет назад +15

      fatma abedi salam craig! My name is sofi

    • @matchlessmoviesinfo
      @matchlessmoviesinfo 7 лет назад +1

      fatma abedi 😂

    • @maxamedboss6668
      @maxamedboss6668 6 лет назад +20

      Fatma Abedi nice to meet you I'm Moe 😂

  • @Frfrfr_
    @Frfrfr_ 8 лет назад +2021

    "Jewy but not too jewy" lmaoooo

    • @ankit0yadav0rock
      @ankit0yadav0rock 4 года назад +45

      So Jew-ish?

    • @spiscold50
      @spiscold50 3 года назад +1

      @@ankit0yadav0rock 😂

    • @krishcorp
      @krishcorp 2 года назад

      Worldwide Muslims make fun of Jews on the pretext of many such things.

    • @ErrorXTech
      @ErrorXTech 2 года назад +1

      @@krishcorp most of the prophets in Islam were jew ethnicity. you are very wong... we are not racist

    • @riadahsankhan4007
      @riadahsankhan4007 3 месяца назад

      😅

  • @hanine9777
    @hanine9777 8 лет назад +1822

    I'm Muslim, and this is fucking hilarious. Why are people saying this is offensive? They're clearly being sarcastic like chill.

    • @wrya187
      @wrya187 8 лет назад +9

      They are saying its offensive because this is a serious topic and he only used to make jokes I know that he's being sarcastic but he had a chance to use this topic or this women struggle in a better way, don't get me wrong i love Jon but in this video I was nothing but disapointed in him.

    • @DesiCat789
      @DesiCat789 8 лет назад +109

      When you use humour to talk about how they treat Muslims, it's very effective in showing how ridiculous and illogical it is. We don't always need to be serious to make a point. Hr's doing as great job.

    • @notoyaarthur1990
      @notoyaarthur1990 8 лет назад +32

      +Wrya humor is a tool used to depict the ridiculousness of people's biases. when u talk seriously about stuff many times people don't listen. they just see it as u being too uptight and always having an issue or always bringing up race. make it a joke and showing just how stupid the response is u captivate ur audience attention more. it may seem silly to u but humor, sarcasm and satire can sometimes be more effective at showing just how ludicrous behaviors r

    • @nov2263
      @nov2263 8 лет назад +40

      He is using it very well. Alot of people wouldn't have watched or laughed if this was taken in a serious manner. If he makes them laugh at the ridiculous points, they may realize that It is indeed ridiculous to think that a scarf makes you scarier or more dangerous. Same with the names etc. etc. Discussing it seriously, a lot of people would've just switched channel or stand their stupid racist grounds...

    • @AmineChM21
      @AmineChM21 8 лет назад +2

      of course they are only an idiot wouldn't see that cause he's muslim

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh 8 лет назад +3910

    I read the title as 'Muslim Takeover'. I'm part of the problem.

    • @thekub32
      @thekub32 7 лет назад +108

      LMAO dude.

    • @realcharacter1454
      @realcharacter1454 7 лет назад +64

      DaaaahWhoosh Congratulations my friend, you have won One Whole Internet, round of applause everyone, round of applause. *applauds*

    • @Butterflywarrior214
      @Butterflywarrior214 7 лет назад +74

      DaaaahWhoosh I would totally judge you right now if I didn't do the same thing 😂😂

    • @TheAmrita89
      @TheAmrita89 7 лет назад +10

      lol you should get a guest spot at the daily show

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 6 лет назад +5

      same, and i'm not even American

  • @army-lshowelchickmaknae6406
    @army-lshowelchickmaknae6406 8 лет назад +2150

    This was so funny😂😂 I am a Muslim girl and proud of it

    • @hadimataa
      @hadimataa 7 лет назад +6

      ...but where's your hijab?

    • @ScienceRules45
      @ScienceRules45 7 лет назад +78

      not every Muslim should wear a hijab

    • @ScienceRules45
      @ScienceRules45 7 лет назад +33

      not every Muslim girl

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 лет назад +58

      Haroon Ansari its a choice

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 лет назад +8

      +Haroon Ansari but I do wear a scarf

  • @Acts-hw1zs
    @Acts-hw1zs 8 лет назад +6142

    Someone please tell me this isn't true? Is America really this racist? That's so sad honestly..

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 8 лет назад +350

      +Bobbie Kom I know it is, and I'M WHITE!

    • @Thrrsavea
      @Thrrsavea 8 лет назад +71

      +CrYsYs actually, the victim here, wrote more about Muhammad about how good of a man he was. its actually references from her that is still used in the islamic faith.

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 8 лет назад +23

      +Bobbie Kom I think she blew it out of proportions intentionally, so she could make her blog famous.

    • @Kaitlyn26840
      @Kaitlyn26840 8 лет назад +59

      +Bobbie Kom no, people here of the most racist people because it caries more weight. The truth is that America and the majority of Americans are not racist.

    • @Chemeleon44
      @Chemeleon44 8 лет назад +66

      I was born elsewhere, have lived in different countries, traveled all around the world and find America the least objectionable place to live a free life. With nearly 350 million people, there are all kinds. We are all guilty of racism, chauvinism, of stereotyping....just read the comments here.

  • @DesertMoon
    @DesertMoon 8 лет назад +375

    Please do not be offended. It can be hard to understand American sense of humor but this show is one of the good guys. It is satire, the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. As an American, I support all people's right to religious expression. Freedom of religion is one of America's founding principles.

    • @ASZvideos
      @ASZvideos 8 лет назад +13

      who's offended? I've watched this when it aired and it was the best comedy ever!

    • @KeePhengVue
      @KeePhengVue 5 лет назад +1

      Aech in some ethnic groups there is no such thing as satire.

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 4 года назад

      freedom of religion...if it's the right one
      see: Hasan's explanation of the hierarchy

    • @bulletprooftiger1879
      @bulletprooftiger1879 2 года назад

      @@KeePhengVue seems like they'll learn something new

    • @jakeleisure8326
      @jakeleisure8326 2 года назад

      @@ASZvideos Religous zealots

  • @smechkleparsecks6779
    @smechkleparsecks6779 7 лет назад +179

    Hasan did a great job delivering his lines here. Love the facial expressions.

  • @taharqakingofkings8832
    @taharqakingofkings8832 8 лет назад +791

    Halal things considered omg I can't breathe.

  • @yaiyasmin
    @yaiyasmin 9 лет назад +2336

    I love how Jon Stewart can make these types of events seem as absurd as they actually are

  • @ManAssome
    @ManAssome 8 лет назад +1634

    I hate religious extremists but what these ppl did to that poor lady is really fuckin disgusting. Some of u americans really need to get educated and a little more civilized.

    • @unixone7558
      @unixone7558 8 лет назад +32

      +Daniell Buddy Many American's watching this video also find the actions of this airline disgusting. I hope you realize not all Americans are this intolerant.

    • @ManAssome
      @ManAssome 8 лет назад +40

      Unix One I agree, that is why I said "some of americans".

    • @unixone7558
      @unixone7558 8 лет назад +5

      Daniell Buddy You seem to be part of a rare few, many people I've met that are not American say (without having ever been to America) that ALL Americans are idiots.

    • @ManAssome
      @ManAssome 8 лет назад +9

      Unix One people love to generalize don't they.

    • @unixone7558
      @unixone7558 8 лет назад +6

      Daniell Buddy Indeed.

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 7 лет назад +534

    ok who in their right mind will think that a soda can be used as a weapon what the hell.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700 7 лет назад +60

      Blanca Rosales i mean you never know with these Muslims man, like he said he'll slice you with a dorito

    • @dania2369
      @dania2369 7 лет назад +13

      Blanca Rosales trumpers

    • @TheGrandy123
      @TheGrandy123 5 лет назад +33

      the most dangerous is the sugar inside. Diabet kills more people than muslims in US 🛌!!! Stop soda in the planes if you care about safety !

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700 5 лет назад

      @Salma savagelife ThatsTheJoke.com :)

    • @malomuse3136
      @malomuse3136 4 года назад

      John wick could

  • @abdullahal-nahian
    @abdullahal-nahian 8 лет назад +2497

    I think it's a sarcasm against racism. Am I right?

    • @nov2263
      @nov2263 8 лет назад +103

      Yes, and alot of it.

    • @rsp9238
      @rsp9238 8 лет назад +109

      No shit

    • @AdityaMahat
      @AdityaMahat 8 лет назад +81

      You still have to think?!?!

    • @tonyman4467
      @tonyman4467 8 лет назад +25

      islam not a race though dumbass

    • @abdullahal-nahian
      @abdullahal-nahian 8 лет назад +9

      da copyright policeTM Race of faith

  • @mehditoumi5425
    @mehditoumi5425 7 лет назад +753

    muslim and proud
    peace to all of you

    • @shanks3280
      @shanks3280 7 лет назад +13

      u too my brother or sister

    • @michaelrobertson6618
      @michaelrobertson6618 5 лет назад +19

      Denis Gulyakin YOU are a bigoted idiot.

    • @michaelrobertson6618
      @michaelrobertson6618 5 лет назад +12

      @@lilym6522 really what's your religion? Your race?

    • @khalidboy1
      @khalidboy1 5 лет назад +16

      @@arhamshahid5015 i've read alot of bullshit on the comment section for years , but none have been more distorded , more away from reality than your comment , You've shown that you know literally Nothing when u spoke about death penalties , let alone the Jewish tribe of bani Quoradiah .

    • @ageofemini9798
      @ageofemini9798 5 лет назад

      @@denisgulyakin5262 awww thats vute doesnt read a wors of arabic but believes big brother 😚

  • @rinotv-9333
    @rinotv-9333 7 лет назад +125

    I was born in america then I went to Cape Verde (west of the coast of Africa) then came back when I was 10 .... I didn't even know wtf racism was n I didn't even care I'm friends with so many Muslims n every time I see something like this I'm like why r we even here 😴

    • @feconway
      @feconway 7 лет назад +4

      HoldDatLlz z thank you

  • @pltsweet
    @pltsweet 7 лет назад +367

    I just realized that everything in America is/has a stereotype. Everything.

    • @fatimaali2133
      @fatimaali2133 5 лет назад +9

      America itself is VERY stereotypical IN EVERY WAY

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 5 лет назад +4

      Hi Craig

    • @hadidauda6537
      @hadidauda6537 4 года назад +1

      @Abdul 😂😂😂😂

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 7 лет назад +3752

    I plan on joining the Army to protect people. Muslims included.

    • @A-Pro100
      @A-Pro100 7 лет назад +147

      Thats such a beautiful thing! thanks man!

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 7 лет назад +68

      Animepro100 Don't thank me yet, I'm still a civilian.

    • @Su7268
      @Su7268 7 лет назад +72

      roadhouse699
      I was crying and feeling an save, until I read your comment. I smiled uncontrollably and strangely felt save. thank you for your kind words, they meant a lot to me ^^

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 7 лет назад +103

      Saya You're welcome - that's really nice of you to say. And for the record, there are a lot of people who are already in the military like me. The US Military is almost like a whole separate country from the US - there's much less bigotry because many American soldiers and marines have been around Iraqi and Afghan Muslims enough to know that the majority of them aren't terrorists.
      Sure, there are still all those "Veterans for Trump" guys, but I doubt many of them ever actually saw combat in the Middle East.

    • @A-Pro100
      @A-Pro100 7 лет назад +38

      roadhouse699 That is so reassuring. People like you make this world a better place :) thank you! salute .

  • @shay5484
    @shay5484 8 лет назад +228

    This man earns my respect every single time and thats coming from a muslim ❤️ seriously this is the only show that gets things right in america

    • @birtsmom
      @birtsmom 5 лет назад +4

      I love him. He's brilliant.

    • @vaishalidd
      @vaishalidd 5 лет назад +1

      @@birtsmom who doesn't ;-)❤️

  • @IIIIKaiserIIII
    @IIIIKaiserIIII 9 лет назад +1109

    Jon Stewart leaving the Daily Show is a great great great loss. The Daily Show is the only news show in the US that gets things right.... But the funny this is that it's a satire show and not a journalistic show. And yet they are more trustworthy.

    • @HEYyouGUYYYSSS
      @HEYyouGUYYYSSS 9 лет назад +2

      ***** He is retiring; a South African guy is replacing him.

    • @Nehmo
      @Nehmo 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Yes, Jon Stewart is leaving the Daily Show. It's not clear exactly when, and at first he didn't provide a reason. Later, he said it was general dissatisfaction with the job, as well as the prospect of covering an uninspiring 2016 presidential race. I suspect that is code for not wanting to support Hillary*- which is contrary to the producer's plans.
      *I'm sure he doesn't like the Republicans either.

    • @biologyprevails
      @biologyprevails 9 лет назад +1

      Kaiser Yes, what a tragedy that we'll no longer have segments like these with no fact checking.

    • @someonesomewhere9746
      @someonesomewhere9746 9 лет назад

      ***** i guess you don't watch Jon on youtube all the time. Some people have been begging him in the comments section to do a weekly youtube video or something. At least they just don't want him to completely disappear.

    • @sandrasnow-balvert7766
      @sandrasnow-balvert7766 9 лет назад

      Kaiser for the last 10 years or so that's how I've gotten my news I love Jon and what he does :D
      His viewers are actually more informed then the viewers of any of the major media outlets. :D

  • @not_imy
    @not_imy 8 лет назад +124

    The Audrey Hepbern bit killed me! Hassan is too funny. haha

  • @newone7840
    @newone7840 8 лет назад +146

    as a muslim , i loved it

    • @ThunderStorm-st7wn
      @ThunderStorm-st7wn 5 лет назад

      عاصم سالم عاجبك وش وهم يمصخرونك كمسلم

    • @Eizy_Art
      @Eizy_Art 5 лет назад

      no name
      That... Pretty errr dirty mind sarcasm I must say tho

  • @leilacastle17
    @leilacastle17 8 лет назад +113

    "Fatima , your name is now Craig" xD

  • @fatimakashwani8099
    @fatimakashwani8099 8 лет назад +351

    Hi everyone my name is Craig

    • @rafihossain3623
      @rafihossain3623 8 лет назад +3

      LOL! So miss "Craig" any names for me? ;)

    • @sarahhegazi4732
      @sarahhegazi4732 8 лет назад +10

      +Rafi Hossain I'd go with Raphael :P

    • @rafihossain3623
      @rafihossain3623 8 лет назад +1

      Sarah Hegazi LOL! Thank you so much but i don't know which name i can give you. Your name is so common among all the semitic religion/culture ;)

    • @rafihossain3623
      @rafihossain3623 8 лет назад +2

      Sarah Hegazi​ How about Sarah Higgs? :D

    • @Saurabh2816
      @Saurabh2816 8 лет назад

      +Fatima Kashwani or you could go by 'Fat' lol

  • @salmazanbour8664
    @salmazanbour8664 8 лет назад +312

    so now I should change my name from Salma to Sal lol

  • @MelancholyProducer
    @MelancholyProducer 5 лет назад +97

    "Welcome to the United Snakes, Land of the thief, home of the slave. The Grand imperial guard where the dollar is sacred and power is God."

  • @AffanArdi
    @AffanArdi 9 лет назад +171

    so many butthurt, im a muslim and i find this funny :p

    • @thejinn8064
      @thejinn8064 8 лет назад +1

      For real, same with e too!

    • @thejinn8064
      @thejinn8064 8 лет назад +1

      +The Jinn *me

    • @zinebenglish
      @zinebenglish 8 лет назад +13

      +Affan Ardi loool that dude demonstrating hijab thingy really made my day :D

    • @malvolio01
      @malvolio01 8 лет назад

      +Affan Ardi I'm afraid you're in the minority then.

    • @tarekf123
      @tarekf123 8 лет назад +3

      +Sean L. Nah. I find this funny too. Problem is you have to understand this type of humor. Believe it or not some people may not get the whole point of the skit

  • @RidaBade1
    @RidaBade1 9 лет назад +273

    Hassan is hilarious.. what great satire.. hope people can understand that

  • @Orangesunderthemoon
    @Orangesunderthemoon 8 лет назад +349

    I'm Craig now everyone!

    • @sacratul
      @sacratul 6 лет назад +7

      Fatima Adam hi craig

    • @abuhamzaalsafadi
      @abuhamzaalsafadi 5 лет назад +3

      hello craig i'm everyone

    • @njbrx
      @njbrx 5 лет назад +2

      @@abuhamzaalsafadi Craig Everyone, hello. I am

  • @meenakshious
    @meenakshious 7 лет назад +52

    FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS CLICKING ON A TREVOR NOAH VIDEO I WASN'T READY FOR THE FEELS JON STEWART WHY

  • @gryffindor_weasley3476
    @gryffindor_weasley3476 8 лет назад +831

    As a Muslim I find this fucking hilarious 😂😂😂 keep em' coming 👍

  • @ishraqwrites3339
    @ishraqwrites3339 4 года назад +100

    How hasan’s hair bounces back every time he takes the scarf off 😂😂😂😭

    • @schiemak
      @schiemak 4 года назад +3

      a ton of coconut oil

  • @evrena5210
    @evrena5210 7 лет назад +72

    "I'm constantly choking John"

  • @amardeepkumar5180
    @amardeepkumar5180 2 года назад +13

    That scarf Portion is quite relevant in context of current Hijab row in India.

    • @shipraabrol7059
      @shipraabrol7059 2 года назад

      No but no one's banning hijab in India ,they are just being asked as per constitution of India ki dress code follow kro school ka
      Because the hijab isne their essential practice ,it's a choice
      It's been made a political tool for election!!

    • @M0saab
      @M0saab 2 года назад +1

      @@shipraabrol7059 sounds like banning it to me

    • @M0saab
      @M0saab 2 года назад

      @@shipraabrol7059 those are the same excuses the racists use there’s no code or dress guidelines that excuse bigotry

  • @snoregasms
    @snoregasms 9 лет назад +120

    I wanna marry Hasan Minhaj.

  • @fawadtalib6749
    @fawadtalib6749 2 года назад +22

    Even after 6 years it's still the same reality and the video is still funny.

  • @wooniscloud
    @wooniscloud Год назад +12

    Who else is back after Hasan guest hosted?

  • @Skeptic_Awe
    @Skeptic_Awe 7 лет назад +233

    This is so ingenious and extremely hilarious.

    • @naanu8159
      @naanu8159 6 лет назад

      +Sidonex 5176 Nope, I just had to Google 'Hinduism in Malaysia' and those are the first things that showed up! You are the fastest growing religion because you force your religion onto your children. Children born to Muslim parents don't have a right to chose their own religion, they have to accept Islam or accept death since the Quran states that the penalty for apostasy in Islam is death! Let's not forget Muslims tend to have have children in dozens and with multiple wives. Also, contraceptives, abortion, condoms and inter-religion marriage is considered "haram" and is prohibited in Islam. So it's a no brainer as to why Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. You need to stop boasting about it like it's some kind of an achievement! IT'S NOT!
      And NO, I'm not blaming ISIS, I am blaming all Muslims. In 1971, the Pakistani army strategically and mercilessly raped over 400,00 Hindu women and slaughtered over 4 million Hindu people in Bengal(now Bangladesh). They tried to ethically cleanse them out of existence even though their ancestors were Hindus who were forced to convert to Islam. So tell me, what is it that is inciting hatred in the minds of these people towards their own kind? They're not a different race from Indians, so it's not their DNA. NO, it's Islam that spread hatred, violence and terrorism in their minds! They were following the footsteps of their prophet who during his crusades slaughtered hundreds of thousands of non-believers!
      Hindus have been persecuted in every Muslim country around the world. The only reason Hindus are thriving in countries like Malaysia, UAE, Saudi is because they are an integral part of their economy and have far bigger outreach. So those countries cannot just get away with killing Hindus like other 3rd world Muslim countries. Stop trying to make me look like a bigot and accept the fact that Islam is EVIL!

    • @ryyaansheikh9422
      @ryyaansheikh9422 6 лет назад +5

      Sidonex 5176 thank you for defending my religion, not letting it be generalized and demonized.

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 5 лет назад +1

      @@jayanths1221 the KKK killed black people and I dont call white people terrorists

    • @jenniraisovna5698
      @jenniraisovna5698 4 года назад +3

      Starting a comment "why are you taking sides of Muslims" and later trying to create the hatred of Hindus toward Muslims is very LOW! Can't believe that's how your parents brought you up! Shame on you and your parents for raising this way in creating more chaos than actually peace!
      Freaking tired of Muslims trying to defend themselves! Fucking mind colonizers, how are you different from ignorant pricks who slaughtered and enslaved many indigenous communities across the globe?
      Trying to generalize all Muslims by firing hate, you blame others of radicalism? Seriously? Wtf?🤨

    • @cataclysmal5315
      @cataclysmal5315 4 года назад +1

      @@jenniraisovna5698 hey idiot, search Persecution of Hindus and read it.

  • @1989roonie
    @1989roonie 8 лет назад +671

    For all the confused souls who think the head covering is only a Muslim dress code.
    All three of the abrahamic faith are to practice this. It's not only an Islamic dressing. That's a huge misconception. All three of the faith have proof that their women should cover. And they do. There are Christians and Jews who do wear their head pieces. But the Muslims are known for being more firm on their faith.
    Torah (Jewish book)
    Numbers 5:18). From this, the Talmud (Ketuboth 72) concludes that under normal circumstances hair covering is a biblical requirement for women.
    Verse from the bible about wearing the hijab
    1 Corinthians 11:5
    But every wife who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head, since it is the same as if her head were shaven.
    Quran: Chapter 24 verse 30
    ‏ “...and not display their beauty except what is apparent, and they should place their khumur over their bosoms...”
    Khumar - Arabic term for veil that covers the head and comes down to their chest.

    • @Callisto000
      @Callisto000 8 лет назад +20

      +Red Head Fucking religions telling us how to dress.. UGH

    • @markartz5405
      @markartz5405 8 лет назад +76

      +Callisto000 religion is spiritual and cultural. Americans have no independent nor unique culture. you just don't understand.

    • @Callisto000
      @Callisto000 8 лет назад +31

      Religion is supposed to be spiritual but just today I came upon an article about women in Iran cutting their hair like men so that they wouldn't have to forcefully wear the hijab and be fined for going outside showing their hair (??!). There is nothing spiritual in that, its disgusting and oppressing.

    • @Chukuman00
      @Chukuman00 8 лет назад +81

      +Callisto000 yeah that's evidence that religion isn't being implemented properly and being abused.
      You can't blame Islam for the bad stuff people who claim to be Muslim do

    • @Callisto000
      @Callisto000 8 лет назад +18

      From what I've heard and read, it seems that Islam is the one religion that is being used in the wrong way to manipulate the people. Religion and government should NEVER intermix. One thing has nothing to do with the other, it must be forbidden!! But when they do mix, shit like that happens like the situation in Iran. Let me tell you that its not only about the women having to cover their head while outside, there are news articles that show that women can't even post photos on instagram with their hair being shown! This is what I really hate, shoving down their beliefs down everybody's throat and persecuting the ones who refuse to be oppressed.

  • @GH-xh4zx
    @GH-xh4zx 9 лет назад +86

    I find it hilarious that people can watch this and then try to diss Jon and Hasan in the comments. You're failing miserably, and giving more credibility to what they're saying... So thank you, haters for giving me one more thing to laugh at when I watch these videos! I absolutely love this show!

  • @asalesmaeeli4185
    @asalesmaeeli4185 7 лет назад +27

    Muslim and proud 💛

  • @ThePltsweet
    @ThePltsweet 8 лет назад +26

    I just couldn't hold it when he got to the hierarchy. Hilarious!

  • @reiskywalker17
    @reiskywalker17 9 лет назад +33

    Beautiful sarcasm

  • @BombasticLove87
    @BombasticLove87 9 лет назад +53

    Great segment!

  • @sabrojey15
    @sabrojey15 7 лет назад +28

    the sarcasm level in this video is way too high

    • @ioanlightoller4934
      @ioanlightoller4934 5 лет назад

      This is a huge problem these days. Ten years ago this would have been seen as the satire it is. But in order to satirize the insanity in this country these days, the satire has had to get wilder and crazier.

  • @derfe
    @derfe 7 лет назад +16

    When he said "I'm constantly choking, Jon", he reminded me so much of Colbert.

  • @johnwerner69
    @johnwerner69 9 лет назад +270

    How Can he have a scarf around his head without effing up his hair? I touch my hair a little and its f up

    • @MacMacWA
      @MacMacWA 9 лет назад +5

      John Werner Use Pomade instead of Gel. I used to use hair gel (super strong stuff) but as soon as I would touch it, it would all go to hell. Pomade works like a charm

    • @johnwerner69
      @johnwerner69 9 лет назад +3

      Thanks for the tips :D

    • @RayKalm
      @RayKalm 9 лет назад +20

      South Asian hair. (Pakistani, Indian, Bengali).

    • @iloveseries123
      @iloveseries123 9 лет назад +39

      John Werner lol this video is about muslims being discriminated and i look at the comments, one of the top one is about hair care advice hahaha gotta love youtube

    • @dasalekhya
      @dasalekhya 9 лет назад +3

      Ray Kalm
      (_just for the sake of propriety_) -- "Pakistani, Indian, *Bangladeshi"* (i.e. nationalities)
      PS: *Bengali* is a language & ethnic group. Bengali people can be Bangladeshi, India as well as Pakistani.

  • @sal8jun
    @sal8jun 9 лет назад +524

    I am glad that they pointed how wrong it is in such a funny way. Haha my name is not so common here so it was funny hearing him say it haha.
    P.s If you comment anything discriminating underneath my comment (like everytime I post something on youtube) you will be blocked and your comment will be deleted. I have better stuff to do than discuss with nonsense people.

    • @diilavery4825
      @diilavery4825 9 лет назад +23

      You might as well be asking people to talk shit with a comment like that :D

    • @sal8jun
      @sal8jun 9 лет назад +19

      Diil Avery You don't know how many times I have to read to bullshit (including yours). So yeah I put a little warning ^_^

    • @diilavery4825
      @diilavery4825 9 лет назад +10

      Mine isn't bullshit. You might as well be putting a target on yourself :D

    • @sal8jun
      @sal8jun 9 лет назад +3

      Diil Avery That's allright, like I said I will just delete them ^3^

    • @diilavery4825
      @diilavery4825 9 лет назад +7

      Fair enough. I don't know what it is you think you're going to get hassled though. You haven't expressed any extreme opinions (other than that you'll block people and delete comments) :D

  • @thajudheen5724
    @thajudheen5724 2 года назад +24

    In India now we need someone like hasan for us....

  • @yavi_n
    @yavi_n 5 лет назад +8

    I was so worried Hasan would spoil his hair but man it just stays perfectly😂 I love this guy and his wit! Been following him and watching all his videos. He's just awesome. ❤

  • @fawazalmutairy4637
    @fawazalmutairy4637 8 лет назад +151

    I'm muslim and I love jon stewart because he is HUMAN. Religion never matters.

    • @Kai-tn4yx
      @Kai-tn4yx 8 лет назад +2

      Exactly.

    • @aliansari3060
      @aliansari3060 4 года назад

      ? Al Wala Wal bara?

    • @eissaa.f7779
      @eissaa.f7779 2 года назад +1

      Then you’re not muslim

    • @aryamehra3433
      @aryamehra3433 2 года назад

      What about you? What do you think about innocent Israelis?

    • @user-db7dg9vc9z
      @user-db7dg9vc9z 2 года назад

      @@aryamehra3433
      How can a person who stole and still stealing someone’s land and home could be innocent?

  • @saramedia1809
    @saramedia1809 8 лет назад +28

    I am a muslim and i am from malaysia. I love jon stewart and felt deeply about him leaving the show. Will miss you jon.

  • @guitarlover1297
    @guitarlover1297 7 лет назад +393

    Yes I admit it.
    I was here to see Nicki Minaj 's makeover.

    • @erinbatten-hicks7392
      @erinbatten-hicks7392 6 лет назад

      Yep, that's what I was here for

    • @rrzaynsst7533
      @rrzaynsst7533 5 лет назад +3

      Hassan minhaj is now Nicki Minaj 😂 😂 that's the nicest joke of all times 😂

  • @sunnyquan9540
    @sunnyquan9540 3 года назад +7

    I can’t believe so many people can’t pick up on sarcasm wtf 😂

  • @DawahBroAustria
    @DawahBroAustria 9 лет назад +90

    This is satire at its peak

  • @merhawitjkl
    @merhawitjkl 8 лет назад +34

    i dont think ive laughed more from one of his segments than this one ahha

  • @-themeepqueen3984
    @-themeepqueen3984 7 лет назад +13

    every host of this show was amazing and still is

  • @maxim_beatbox
    @maxim_beatbox Год назад +4

    Anyone else back after Hasan's return?

  • @eightball8008
    @eightball8008 8 лет назад +53

    lol "you see a sky mall? we (muslims) see a paper katana"

  • @mrpk9523
    @mrpk9523 2 года назад +6

    This vedio now running virally in india 🇮🇳😍👍

  • @AasifHaque
    @AasifHaque 5 лет назад

    This is like another planet for the level of humor presented in this sketch. Loved the acting of both the hosts.

  • @alessandramunoz7557
    @alessandramunoz7557 5 лет назад +6

    When he pulled out that scarf, I died laughing 😂😂

  • @Minali-zh9qe
    @Minali-zh9qe 6 лет назад +5

    The sarcasm is just too beautiful

  • @Lone.Wolf571
    @Lone.Wolf571 8 лет назад +495

    I'm glad I don't live in Amerkkkka

    • @sophiacarpenter2998
      @sophiacarpenter2998 7 лет назад +47

      AmeriKKKa, you mean?

    • @HKdagreat
      @HKdagreat 7 лет назад +9

      Both ya'll need Allah. It's America god darn it!

    • @elizabethathisayamany7674
      @elizabethathisayamany7674 6 лет назад +15

      Well, America is way more better for Muslims than Pakistan or Iran or Saudi Arabia for Christian, isn't it?

    • @kamalebrahimi8623
      @kamalebrahimi8623 6 лет назад +6

      Elizabeth Athisayamany I'm an Iranian living outside my country and I tell you it's exactly same,
      when you don't have freedom and you have miserable life, then it doesn't matter where you are

    • @andriyselezen9513
      @andriyselezen9513 6 лет назад +5

      Ahmed Dualeh we are also glad that you don't live here. Do not ever come here

  • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
    @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 8 лет назад +1

    I have watched this clip quite a number of times XD It never ceases to crack me up

  • @naffoussely6933
    @naffoussely6933 4 года назад +15

    I’m so beyond grateful alhamdoulillah that I live in a Muslim country ❤️

  • @saravthang
    @saravthang 9 лет назад +15

    I hate discrimination, but what i hate more is hypocrites. Many religious nuts,(i am not pointing out any religion) start to find discrimination outside their religion when so much inequality and discrimination going on in their own religion ..

    • @AriaIsara
      @AriaIsara 9 лет назад

      Well said.

    • @ibnkarim5371
      @ibnkarim5371 9 лет назад +4

      Is one Crime justifying the other ? And by the way this is generalizing. Of course there are religious fanatics discriminating people. But not all religious people are like that. Not all of them have the same understanding of their religion.

    • @tripleBworld
      @tripleBworld 9 лет назад +14

      Many of these people have come to the US seeking a just and civilized country. Some come for a safe haven. For instance, many or even most Muslims in the US immigrate from arab countries that are a war zone or ruled by a tyrant. They do not want anything to do with those regimes and wars, this is why they travel to the US. So when they escape a tyrant or war, thinking they finally reached a just land and a civilized lifestyle. They have to deal with discrimination because the media is showing americans what the arab tyrants and extremists are doing back home. They get married and have kids, become full american citizens, yet their children will face the same discrimination despite wanting to live a normal life away from their corrupt country. Peace.

  • @rizwanhaiderclips
    @rizwanhaiderclips 8 лет назад +47

    Oh so that's why He named his channel MO Vlogs. This all make sense now 🙆

  • @robertapearson8356
    @robertapearson8356 8 лет назад +2

    just found this channel love it so much

  • @darartuadem3733
    @darartuadem3733 7 лет назад +7

    "i'm constantly choking, Jon." lmao

  • @aymanriaz7941
    @aymanriaz7941 7 лет назад +5

    Hats off to Hassan. How well he has shown the mirror to those who judge others on their appearances 👏👏👏

  • @Skaitania
    @Skaitania 5 лет назад +17

    In recognition of this injustice every Craig needs to call himself Fatima now.

  • @alaseremolis3860
    @alaseremolis3860 7 лет назад +16

    I think this type of satire should be used all over the world. Laugh in the face of the ignorant until they realize what a joke they are.

  • @mackenziecosand9464
    @mackenziecosand9464 8 лет назад +3

    By far my favorite Daily Show episode.

  • @arsenaldxb
    @arsenaldxb 7 лет назад +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂!!! This made my day!!! Love it!

  • @habeebsahl3492
    @habeebsahl3492 2 года назад +3

    hasan minhaj,loved it😅👌🏼

  • @ziormintvlogs9456
    @ziormintvlogs9456 4 года назад +3

    6:25 LOL I have always known Hasan to be very conscious of his hair but this time him fixing his hair is sort of a reflex

  • @sonearmy7349
    @sonearmy7349 7 лет назад +13

    Love Hasans style of humour😂😂

  • @motodxb
    @motodxb 8 лет назад +55

    haha,, fun, scary!!! that was so funny. Trevor noah is great but Jon Stewart was AWESOME!!!
    Minhaj, you rock!

  • @Otter-Destruction
    @Otter-Destruction 9 лет назад +12

    Hasan Minhaj is hilarious and in fact probably funnier then Trevor

  • @experiencelife9353
    @experiencelife9353 7 лет назад +2

    brilliant Hassan Minhaj. I'm watching it again and again.

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 6 лет назад +5

    "Step 1: Change your name."
    *Jonathan Leibowitz breaks out laughing.*

  • @mohammedj2941
    @mohammedj2941 7 лет назад +4

    Hey, this is Mo! And I liked this video and I adore Jon.

  • @fahadbintaher7
    @fahadbintaher7 7 лет назад +71

    My name is md fahad bin taher from today I will changed as Mohammed Fahad bin taher ! I love my prophet Hazarat Mohammad (SM)

  • @bellahontas510
    @bellahontas510 7 лет назад +2

    "Even Eskimos? Really?" I'm laughing my Eskimo ass off XD

  • @blacktigers98
    @blacktigers98 8 лет назад +1

    I would love to be the person creating these hilarious graphics for these comedy shows.

  • @OkkyHan
    @OkkyHan 8 лет назад +4

    LOL the sarcasm level is too damn high on this one

  • @doaaoz6695
    @doaaoz6695 4 года назад +5

    We he said we crafty tho 😂

  • @danica6366
    @danica6366 4 года назад +1

    Just saw Homecoming King and now I feel warm and fuzzy inside when I watch this

  • @manab.baruah
    @manab.baruah 4 года назад +10

    Now that's the Muslim that gets unopened can of soda 😂😂

  • @redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887
    @redditmanllegnisthebirdofh9887 7 лет назад +3

    "i'm constantly choking john"😂😂

  • @AsSheLikesIt
    @AsSheLikesIt 8 лет назад +4

    I've been there. With a discounted shirt due to damage. The store graffitied the tag inside the shirt to make sure that I couldn't try to return it for full price - as black people apparently do. My white gf had walked into the same store minutes earlier (she's the one who told me about the sale). No graffiti for her purchase bc apparently the store wasn't suspicious of her intentions.

  • @abdallahravat5756
    @abdallahravat5756 2 года назад +2

    Basically a woman is unfortunately only considered non threatening, likeable, pleasing, approachable etc when she openly displays or flaunts her sexuality.... what a sad state of affairs 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @simim111
    @simim111 7 лет назад

    Almost blurted out my coffee @Halal things considered! 🤣🤣🤣