Indian Elections | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 35 тыс.

  • @bobsmith1178
    @bobsmith1178 4 года назад +12864

    "Politics is like a jalebi, round and round it never ends"
    pure gold.

  • @zachjollimore4339
    @zachjollimore4339 4 года назад +3824

    "Democracy is for people with power, and for people with money"
    I mean. Its not supposed to be, but damn, he IS right.

    • @force1535
      @force1535 4 года назад +25

      The democracy is supposed to be "Of the people and for the people"

    • @doremon6400
      @doremon6400 4 года назад +6

      @@SB-ez5xu bro you are right but isiki gand marni padegi

    • @SB-ez5xu
      @SB-ez5xu 4 года назад +2

      @@doremon6400 but linked video dekh bro, because incorrect hai, to phir kyu gand mani padegi?

    • @doremon6400
      @doremon6400 4 года назад +3

      @@SB-ez5xu dekh li bhai thanks for this video

    • @arpitapurohit622
      @arpitapurohit622 4 года назад +1

      Watch this ruclips.net/video/0_55_hUzYsA/видео.html

  • @mayankkatulkar9232
    @mayankkatulkar9232 5 лет назад +28964

    I think that *comedians* are doing *journalism*
    and *journalist* are doing *comedy*

    • @atikurrahman4123
      @atikurrahman4123 5 лет назад +157

      creative s TRUE THAT 😂

    • @MIS32264
      @MIS32264 5 лет назад +254

      This is exactly what Kunal Kamra said he's an Indian stand-up comedian

    • @anuronguha0898
      @anuronguha0898 5 лет назад +124

      *Kunal Karmra said it first though*

    • @farukjnuraj8458
      @farukjnuraj8458 5 лет назад +89

      And the Indians are coping & pasting this same thing on every comment section about politics on YOUTubE

    • @musicandpoetry8131
      @musicandpoetry8131 5 лет назад +1

      You think?

  • @dillagi20
    @dillagi20 Год назад +279

    He talked about every topic people warned him not to😂

    • @Rose-g7o4x
      @Rose-g7o4x 4 месяца назад

      No one told him not to, get your truth plz. He is going it since years.

  • @jay50lane
    @jay50lane 5 лет назад +8512

    "Nah dude, British won"
    This line has more meaning than we think it does.

    • @malikashtar7216
      @malikashtar7216 5 лет назад +237

      Yes, they were laughing behind the scenes the entire time.

    • @farazsayyed3968
      @farazsayyed3968 5 лет назад +13

      @@malikashtar7216 😩

    • @ayanverma5746
      @ayanverma5746 5 лет назад +79

      Things which british did after 1857

    • @alihashimkhan6357
      @alihashimkhan6357 5 лет назад +195

      The British continue to win, while we continue to be stupid.

    • @xoieveck9505
      @xoieveck9505 5 лет назад +170

      The British came. Colonized. Divided. And l e f t

  • @nandinigulati5704
    @nandinigulati5704 4 года назад +7786

    Being an Indian I was confused on whether I should laugh or cry

    • @kshitiz1107
      @kshitiz1107 4 года назад +112

      U can laugh😁

    • @mohsinhuss6357
      @mohsinhuss6357 4 года назад +88

      keep the mind open, yu can laugh. u k Laughing is good medicine😁

    • @BusyraKhiarafif
      @BusyraKhiarafif 4 года назад +70

      Or... You can laugh while crying

    • @press4283
      @press4283 3 года назад +7

      Yes me too what i ahoud so

    • @ExpectoBangtan
      @ExpectoBangtan 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

  • @snehasunny1080
    @snehasunny1080 4 года назад +7510

    The last statement " No The BRITISH won" was like the best conclusion.

  • @hailey2766
    @hailey2766 2 года назад +534

    I'm an Indian from the state Manipur and as usual we get neglected bcz we look different from the mainland. But when I saw on the screen Manipuri when u mentioned about different language I felt so happy that you included us😊💞

    • @francomeinam2081
      @francomeinam2081 2 года назад +7

      @@peace719 what's wrong with u guys??? Everything doesn't have to marry, romance, bf-gf, in order to love someone...

    • @personbelowmeisadumbass8891
      @personbelowmeisadumbass8891 2 года назад +2

      @@francomeinam2081 he's a 14 yr kid probs

    • @jahnavi1934
      @jahnavi1934 2 года назад +5

      isnt your state one of the ones with sepcial powers?

    • @DivShey
      @DivShey 2 года назад +12

      Hey listen okay don't call US as mainland, cuz we are all part of OUR mainland. From Srinagar to Rameswaram, from Kutchh to Imphal, we're a bigger, better and united India, Jai Hind🇮🇳

    • @kamalkumar7978
      @kamalkumar7978 2 года назад +6

      We are not china that you are calling us mainland. There is no mainland or sideland. We are all India. I don't understand why the whole northeast India calls the remaining regions of India as mainland. Officially there is no mainland India.

  • @prajwalgarad8875
    @prajwalgarad8875 4 года назад +2370

    I’m an indian , and I never heard about goat yoga 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @aurapain5757
      @aurapain5757 4 года назад +66

      do u know about how big India is ? there is a lot of things that i didn't knew as an Indian but it existed. Such as Ant Chutny, Frog Leg piece. Just found out by learning. u just don't know anything and deny to learn the truth. and yes if u know anything that does not mean that exists.

    •  4 года назад +2

      Goat yoga, beer yoga, Christian yoga, etc are very common in western world.

    • @shreykapoor5962
      @shreykapoor5962 4 года назад +17

      Wow! If this is what you brought back from the show! Salute.

    • @somanshv8464
      @somanshv8464 4 года назад +2

      Yeah me neither

    • @rishabhbagri26
      @rishabhbagri26 3 года назад +9

      Ye bhen ka loda h dalla

  • @RahulRahul-eb5hy
    @RahulRahul-eb5hy 2 года назад +2505

    India: he is a Pakistani agent
    Pakistan: no, he is a indian agent

    • @afearlessleftist_9527
      @afearlessleftist_9527 2 года назад +179

      Me: no... he's a British Agent wanting to cause more tension between India and pakistan.
      that was a joke.

    • @inamdarsaquib9528
      @inamdarsaquib9528 2 года назад +55

      Bro it's fucking hilarious that Indians would send raw agents with Muslim names where Pakistanis would send isi agents with hindu names to not get suspicious.
      And how we common people comprehend this really wrong.

    • @siddharthgupta5302
      @siddharthgupta5302 2 года назад +13

      Deep down we all know he's a Congress's agent or a BJP agent (according to your liking) 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mariarauf3280
      @mariarauf3280 2 года назад

      @@inamdarsaquib9528 i know about kalbhushan yadav. Who was the isi agent?

    • @tayyabbrao
      @tayyabbrao 2 года назад +4

      @@mariarauf3280 Everyone knows about him since he was a crucial figure in instigating unrest in Balochistan whereas, you wouldn't find any such Pakistani name cause there's none.

  • @luxarcadia576
    @luxarcadia576 3 года назад +4000

    “Pakistan files for eco-terrorism” This killed me 🤣🤣

    • @hamzasalman6345
      @hamzasalman6345 3 года назад +73

      @sweta ki pandit definitely, the government also sends all schoolboys under the age of 18 to the Taliban to be trained in terrorist combat, I would know I'm from there

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 3 года назад +66

      @@hamzasalman6345 That's really not true. Pakistan is about peace

    • @lybaonaiz91
      @lybaonaiz91 3 года назад +30

      @@hamzasalman6345 lmao okay my guy

    • @benjaminnetanyahu8582
      @benjaminnetanyahu8582 3 года назад +28

      @@Ayesha______ that's why you are fatf blacklisted

    • @hamzasalman6345
      @hamzasalman6345 3 года назад +37

      @@Ayesha______ ik I was being sarcastic, I am pakistani btw

  • @adhnaanahmed5029
    @adhnaanahmed5029 2 года назад +656

    "No the British won"
    Wise words said by wise man😂
    Legit one

  • @esther1994
    @esther1994 5 лет назад +1986

    " those trees are terrorists" says an american after the vietnam war.

    • @sandwitchchan1999
      @sandwitchchan1999 5 лет назад +51

      ForRUclips JustForGags
      America:Laughs at France for Surrendering
      France:I conquered Vietnam
      America:*sad American noises*

    • @boymyc3691
      @boymyc3691 5 лет назад +16

      As a vnese, those trees are confirmed captains!

    • @mohamednaveeth2430
      @mohamednaveeth2430 5 лет назад +7

      triggered

    • @leos3635
      @leos3635 5 лет назад +6

      ForRUclips JustForGags and Pakistanis says that after Balakot attack by Indian Airforce on a damn TREE😂

    • @glitchboi3537
      @glitchboi3537 5 лет назад +13

      @@leos3635 and for taking revenge for their trees, they target indian air force jets. Hmm legit

  • @lazemvula8843
    @lazemvula8843 4 года назад +3063

    Bruh..this show's Graphic's Department is fire 🔥

    • @Goku-km2lk
      @Goku-km2lk 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/0_55_hUzYsA/видео.html

    • @youknowwhoiam6484
      @youknowwhoiam6484 4 года назад +2

      Yess netflix paid them well😂

    • @ChrisMontgomery-xtrmagamr
      @ChrisMontgomery-xtrmagamr 4 года назад +1

      Did Hasan get you a raise for this? lol

    • @VikramC
      @VikramC 4 года назад +5

      This whole set up is reeks with leftists agenda

    •  4 года назад +1

      Just imagine his show without graphics....nah... not good
      Also I am an indian, with muslim friends, kashmiri friends, kashmiri pandits as relatives and i follow factual news a lottt.
      Whatever you said... You built stereotypes that will make future generations hate each other more. You could have dealt with this maturely.
      Now I doubt your other videos.
      Big waste of time.
      For those who think what is wrong..
      Watch sham Sharma video on RUclips criticising it.

  • @supertuna9525
    @supertuna9525 5 лет назад +4186

    As an Indian, as the act kept on going I stopped laughing. The punch lines hit hard and turned into being so sad.
    "The Brits won!" Amount of truth.

    • @MuhammadUmar-rd6fn
      @MuhammadUmar-rd6fn 5 лет назад +42

      Hey im from Pakistan and it hit hard.............so Sad na...............

    • @arisha4902
      @arisha4902 5 лет назад +40

      Same but I cracked up again when he said but what do I know these are just a bunch of thoughts 😂

    • @MuhammadUmar-rd6fn
      @MuhammadUmar-rd6fn 5 лет назад +3

      @@arisha4902 ha ha

    • @shivamshandilya573
      @shivamshandilya573 5 лет назад +23

      @@KunjRAtha ja be chutiye andhbhakt

    • @MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq
      @MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq 5 лет назад +4

      The British didn't slaughter your forefathers in Naokhali.

  • @Phoca_Vitulina
    @Phoca_Vitulina Год назад +58

    What I love about Hasan is that he isn't afraid or more correctly, isn't so afraid that he won't talk about subjects that he feels need talking about. I wish this show was still around. Please Netflix bring him back!!

    • @FranceGaulGallia
      @FranceGaulGallia 15 дней назад +1

      Yeah the Jihadis are put on pedestal by Lefties in the media

  • @foodforyourbrainphyophyoaung
    @foodforyourbrainphyophyoaung 3 года назад +3037

    It's sad Netflix cancelled his show..Why Netflix did that? That shows he rattled a lot of cages: Dictators, corporations, government leaders... Even made fun of Netflix. How brave he is!! Netflix brings it back.

    • @learnmaths3329
      @learnmaths3329 3 года назад +24

      I know ಥ╭╮ಥ

    • @bhartiyamarvel912
      @bhartiyamarvel912 3 года назад +90

      He was cancelled due to his one sided talk on india

    • @hetakumaripiludaria3549
      @hetakumaripiludaria3549 3 года назад +39

      @@bhartiyamarvel912 not actually, but yes how can one be funny with all incorrect facts.

    • @hawkeye5042
      @hawkeye5042 3 года назад +104

      @@hetakumaripiludaria3549 now what fact was incorrect?

    • @hetakumaripiludaria3549
      @hetakumaripiludaria3549 3 года назад +14

      @@hawkeye5042 you don't have internet connection and a sound brain ? 😦

  • @ksh1692
    @ksh1692 4 года назад +2303

    hasan : "am i pakistani agent "
    uncle , aunt : "could be "

    • @priyanshshrivastava7006
      @priyanshshrivastava7006 4 года назад +56

      He is a joker with english of 2rupees
      Hahahah.😁😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😁😂

    • @arshaq4200
      @arshaq4200 4 года назад +68

      @@priyanshshrivastava7006 and a show in Netflix also famous around the world 😁😁

    • @usmanshahid3526
      @usmanshahid3526 4 года назад +45

      @@arshaq4200 also appeared on the Trevor Noah show and also roasted Trump in front of a few hundred journalists

    • @omkarjha7569
      @omkarjha7569 4 года назад +4

      Well I completed your 400 likes 😊

    • @ksh1692
      @ksh1692 4 года назад +1

      @@omkarjha7569 love you for your support that doesnt of any worth. 😁😁😁

  • @ShivamLavti
    @ShivamLavti 5 лет назад +1414

    “Na dude the British won”
    -Hasan Minhaj, A Bunch of Thoughts (2019)
    Truest words ever said.

    • @kinga6347
      @kinga6347 5 лет назад +10

      Too true it hurts

    • @aarshmalek1302
      @aarshmalek1302 5 лет назад +20

      @@yojo619 pehla bhakt 😂😂😂😂

    • @SomethingSomewhereJustOnce
      @SomethingSomewhereJustOnce 5 лет назад +5

      @@yojo619 Bhai Aligarh Pakistan kab se chaal gaya. Aligarh se hai uski family.

    • @anilkarad3648
      @anilkarad3648 5 лет назад +2

      @@SomethingSomewhereJustOnceThose who created Pakistan were from Aligarh University (started by Syed Ahmed Khan)

    • @CD-123
      @CD-123 5 лет назад

      @@SomethingSomewhereJustOnce ruclips.net/video/hiqjGzuJHa0/видео.html

  • @mayank0508
    @mayank0508 11 месяцев назад +14

    man I need one more of this before 2024

  • @davidingleby7341
    @davidingleby7341 3 года назад +554

    "In any democracy, voters get the leaders they deserve"
    In the UK, here. Anyone else feel that burn?

    • @maxvainex
      @maxvainex 3 года назад +5

      bullshit again the difference between india and pakistan is that one is a terrorist state one is not and looking at both through the same lens is a disgrace

    • @pandaaaaa4
      @pandaaaaa4 2 года назад +7

      Sadly yes

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 2 года назад +7

      Australian's also.

    • @afearlessleftist_9527
      @afearlessleftist_9527 2 года назад +22

      @@maxvainex well you have to admit that India although not a ''terriost state'' might become one if Hindu nationalism becomes part of the politics and the goverment. You know there is alot of Hindu Pastros for the killing of Muslims and other Religious minorities so i am not Hindu but i am sure that Hinduism doesent say you should kill people who dont obey your religion the same with christianity, its people who act that way when actually the religious text never said you should ever do it.

    • @afearlessleftist_9527
      @afearlessleftist_9527 2 года назад

      @@maxvainex btw wy are you such a idiot he is talking about British Politics then you say Bullshit and Pakistani is a terriost state i meant that is not related to the comment so IDK wtf you are talking about.

  • @OfficialPeeingHuman
    @OfficialPeeingHuman 5 лет назад +2331

    Congratulations Suneet Chopra for making it to the show. Your biggest political achievement till date for sure.

    • @obi-wankenobi3124
      @obi-wankenobi3124 5 лет назад +53

      Hey dude. Are you going to make a video showcasing the mock outrage that will be generated on Indian news channels after this video or not?

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 5 лет назад +59

      @Official PeeingHuman *Wah Modi Ji Wah . Big Thank You for Peeing Here* .

    • @ishanbajpai6940
      @ishanbajpai6940 5 лет назад +15

      I was looking for you man. You are doing really great work.

    • @vaibhavgupta20
      @vaibhavgupta20 5 лет назад +11

      Who is suneet Chopra?

    • @anawiltiwari8996
      @anawiltiwari8996 5 лет назад +10

      Agar hum kare to kare kya bole to bole KyAaaaaaa??? XD

  • @farisa.kareem3857
    @farisa.kareem3857 4 года назад +4424

    This is the kind of journalism we need.
    LET'S BRING BACK PATRIOT ACT.

    • @joshuajohn74
      @joshuajohn74 4 года назад +6

      What happend to patriot act

    • @puipui5715
      @puipui5715 4 года назад +69

      @@joshuajohn74 Netflix fired him, I think, because he was too political.

    • @joshuajohn74
      @joshuajohn74 3 года назад +113

      @@puipui5715 he ain't too political he is just a honest man exposing today's problems

    • @omairahmad4346
      @omairahmad4346 3 года назад +70

      @@joshuajohn74 actually he exposed netflix about their taxes

    • @joshuajohn74
      @joshuajohn74 3 года назад +5

      @@omairahmad4346 wow he did? Which episode

  • @aandwdabest
    @aandwdabest 5 месяцев назад +4

    Come back after the recent Indian election result. Probably my favorite Minhaj video.

  • @ChemoshKamos
    @ChemoshKamos 5 лет назад +908

    Shashi Tharoor's deep voice, and mashup up of the Indian and British accents, is audible chocolate. I would listen to that man read the phonebook.

    • @rutwiksakhare7324
      @rutwiksakhare7324 5 лет назад +53

      The greatest description of Shashi Tharoor's voice. Thank you, you witty bastard.

    • @ShubhamBhushanCC
      @ShubhamBhushanCC 5 лет назад +6

      He has an audiobook, check it out. It's called the inglorious empire.

    • @ridhamyadav2970
      @ridhamyadav2970 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, he murdered his wife. Might wanna reconsider.

    • @omggirlwut2331
      @omggirlwut2331 5 лет назад +6

      @@idontevenhaveapla7224 are you serious? The investigation has been going on, and he's already been summoned various times about abettment to suicide. What do want Modi to do? Turn into Sherlock Holmes?

    • @khadzak7496
      @khadzak7496 5 лет назад +4

      Xenodorian - you’re description of Tharoor’s voice & accent was awesome.

  • @driyagon
    @driyagon 5 лет назад +2237

    I liked how the couple just said "you'll be killed" so casually just like that 😂😂😂😂

    • @ramendrakushwaha3104
      @ramendrakushwaha3104 5 лет назад +43

      It is rediculous exaggerated thought i think he should me more worried about arab clerics who took the notice of him😂

    • @monishkenway2492
      @monishkenway2492 5 лет назад +15

      @@ramendrakushwaha3104 well it is true 😂

    • @nisuit
      @nisuit 5 лет назад +32

      And now he is dead..that is what happening with Indian media. Once Modi will be re elected the Constitution will be in danger and everything will be destroyed...but again nothing unusual is happening

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 5 лет назад +22

      Well yea. Ive chatted with a hindu from india who said he wants to be a muslim but he said he would get accident in the street. Its just the worst place ever

    • @driyagon
      @driyagon 5 лет назад +8

      @@zlee001 I don't think it's that bad here. Ofcourse you can always find places where radical/conservative/backward minded people are more concentrated. But I would say most of the people here don't really care about it all that much now. So I guess my point is what that person experienced was really bad I agree but the society here is slowly but surely changing.

  • @nishka.777
    @nishka.777 3 года назад +828

    Of course Shashi Tharoor was the only one who replied. Who else do you expect ? Manoj Tiwari ?

  • @RahulSharma-fz2qt
    @RahulSharma-fz2qt 2 года назад +27

    Sitting in foreign is easy to portray India how you want this is exactly what I am seeing.

  • @ilovelimpfries
    @ilovelimpfries 3 года назад +4938

    It's a crime that this show was cancelled.

    • @ricardo950535
      @ricardo950535 3 года назад +117

      @@mysoultotake87 blame the studio not the first amendment. Great shows don't get carried forward. That's the damn studios. Fan intervention saved quite a few shows in television history.

    • @Focosmic
      @Focosmic 3 года назад +20

      Best thing ever happened

    • @Knights-dz3wx
      @Knights-dz3wx 3 года назад +54

      Man this man talks about Indian election , make fun of my country India just for some petty he hurts the Indian sentiments just for views and popularity I think Netflix did a right decision to cancel this show

    • @Knights-dz3wx
      @Knights-dz3wx 3 года назад +37

      This man does not live in India and make fun of my country India say some shit about my country . Atleast we Indians have respect for other countries and we do not say some shit about another countries

    • @learnmaths3329
      @learnmaths3329 3 года назад +269

      @@Knights-dz3wx dude. I'm indian and I agree with him, he only projected facts, please as an indian to indian don't make what he said about India true that it gets pissed off by the lightest amount of criticism.

  • @musaddiqueadnan2281
    @musaddiqueadnan2281 5 лет назад +517

    "India won no Pakistan won
    No dude the British won"- best closing ever could never have thought of a more befitting punch than this.... Hats off bro

    • @sweta4243
      @sweta4243 5 лет назад +2

      Yes they won

    • @costco_pizza
      @costco_pizza 5 лет назад +2

      musaddique adnan India won. A great election result for all.

    • @musaddiqueadnan2281
      @musaddiqueadnan2281 5 лет назад +5

      We shall see that where these next few years take us Mr. ACR because in the course of the last five years intolerance increased so does poverty and and unemployment building universities, factories proper roads better facilities would have been more logical than wasting money on building statues.

    • @YTworld-69
      @YTworld-69 5 лет назад

      @@musaddiqueadnan2281 man already people have shown the result's impact they are not blind to all the welfare schemes of the govt

    • @musaddiqueadnan2281
      @musaddiqueadnan2281 5 лет назад +5

      @@bhupesh232422 oh so you wanna play Hindu Muslim game? Come on man grow up step up your game and compete on an intellectual level get past the cast and creed
      And for your kind information my grandfather and great grandfather were the heads and representatives of the freedom moment from our village
      They gave their sweat and blood for freedom. This country just as much as mine as of any other person.
      Apart from that criticising the government on what's wrong and appreciating on their accomplishments is right of every citizen

  • @mtpk_
    @mtpk_ 5 лет назад +1453

    "Politics is like a jalebi, round, round, round, you don't know where it ends, where it starts." AGREED
    EDIT: thanks for the 19 likes i guess...

    • @themoiink
      @themoiink 5 лет назад

      It's 296 bro😁

    • @kuykasamjoktar6191
      @kuykasamjoktar6191 5 лет назад +11

      @Apoorv Srivastava Stop killing in the name of all religions. They are fairy tales and dying for them is a nonsense.

    • @shirfashion
      @shirfashion 4 года назад +2

      @Apoorv Srivastava you stop killing in the name of cow, bharat mata ki jai.

    • @kartikeyagoswami2660
      @kartikeyagoswami2660 4 года назад

      @Apoorv Srivastava Why not tell the RSS that as well since youre on a mission to stop all violence, you damn genius.

    • @lenitaa7938
      @lenitaa7938 4 года назад +2

      @Ibrahim Zulfiquar Every Religion claims to be 'The Truth'!
      It's in an eye of a beholder!

  • @mickyprateek
    @mickyprateek 6 месяцев назад +16

    Still relevant in 2024

  • @astitvakumar8618
    @astitvakumar8618 3 года назад +1071

    " I am a Pakistani agent?"
    "Could be"
    The CIA"* cough*"

    • @vanshika6245
      @vanshika6245 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @learnmaths3329
      @learnmaths3329 3 года назад +24

      "A Qatar agent"
      The CIA "*ACHOOOO*"

    • @waseatantray6075
      @waseatantray6075 3 года назад +2

      @@learnmaths3329 putin : " bless you "😇🥰

  • @JenaBakalov
    @JenaBakalov 4 года назад +776

    Older Indian parents are the funniest
    *politics are like jalebi round and round and round you don't know where it ends and where it starts* so true 😭😭😂😂

    • @kuldeepkashyap909
      @kuldeepkashyap909 4 года назад +5

      believe me... it is like that bro

    • @sananahmad2191
      @sananahmad2191 4 года назад +1

      Yes my dear sister

    • @somnathsuryavanshi3460
      @somnathsuryavanshi3460 4 года назад +1

      😅😅😅

    • @apurvabhide2860
      @apurvabhide2860 2 года назад

      @@sananahmad2191 you need not worry about the politics of our country India you worry about your country we Indians know how to take care of our country

  • @ComboBreakerHD
    @ComboBreakerHD 5 лет назад +225

    "Politics is like a jalebi round round round you don't know where it ends where it starts"
    Wisdom.

  • @aestheticfifi5180
    @aestheticfifi5180 2 года назад +8

    Why is this guy so so so real.

  • @vedijain9206
    @vedijain9206 4 года назад +1819

    It seriously takes a lot of courage to speak about it...

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 года назад +65

      Lol even more courage to speak about what's wrong with Islam.

    • @aflowercloud
      @aflowercloud 4 года назад +33

      @@h1staceandude what's wrong with Islam?

    • @indianfamily1739
      @indianfamily1739 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/0_55_hUzYsA/видео.html

    • @PiyushGupta-ru6fy
      @PiyushGupta-ru6fy 4 года назад +12

      @@aflowercloud what's not?🤔

    • @aflowercloud
      @aflowercloud 4 года назад +7

      @@PiyushGupta-ru6fy Can you explain,I am curious

  • @AA-kd4kd
    @AA-kd4kd 4 года назад +1121

    " No dude the British won". I wish more of us could understand this.

    • @yt_bharat
      @yt_bharat 4 года назад +9

      Yes, we do

    • @yt_bharat
      @yt_bharat 4 года назад +1

      @@joke3825 the politicians

    • @fatimahaja8990
      @fatimahaja8990 4 года назад +4

      @@joke3825 u got to agree there is british role there....

    • @fatimahaja8990
      @fatimahaja8990 4 года назад +2

      Bunch of thoughts... lmao

    • @junglebooktv1894
      @junglebooktv1894 4 года назад +10

      But you must understand british won but who helped them to won......not us but your community........why dont you understand that when muslims controlled india for 800 years ....it was minority rulling the majority.......our religion was and is going through dark times just because some people who thought that they were bigger then some people......i am saying you acknowledge your mistakes and move forward........we cant move forward untill we know where we are coming from......filling your minds with hates against hindus you can understand we were the one who were who were victims of mughals , UK, portugal and so many....we never conquered any country ever where as every other tried to conquer us.... I hope you understand from where we are coming and from where you are coming.....acknowleding the wrong done wont make you small but atleast it will help every one to move forward.......

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 4 года назад +1391

    What even was that intro? I laughed until I died. Did Hasan call every aunt and uncle he had??

    • @pranavigadia7481
      @pranavigadia7481 4 года назад +87

      I'm pretty sure there are like 200 more

    • @5836609
      @5836609 4 года назад +8

      @@pranavigadia7481 haha and some 😅

    • @nghakabeita3198
      @nghakabeita3198 4 года назад +53

      This is so Indian, whenever there is a decision to make, my friends used to call all adult members in the family, aunties and uncles

    • @indianfamily1739
      @indianfamily1739 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0_55_hUzYsA/видео.html

    • @MultiXtrailer
      @MultiXtrailer 4 года назад +2

      Noo! He forgot me! 👁👁

  • @aryakartikeytiwari2237
    @aryakartikeytiwari2237 Год назад +47

    It's been 4+years since this episode. Watched it for the first time. I can say now that based on India's growth in every field that India chose the correct leader in 2019 and will do so again in 2024 ♥️✌🏻

    • @JJ-Lubna
      @JJ-Lubna Год назад +4

      Haha so correct that still never helped a press yet and never took stand for any of the conflict

    • @aryakartikeytiwari2237
      @aryakartikeytiwari2237 Год назад +2

      @@JJ-Lubna held*

    • @aryakartikeytiwari2237
      @aryakartikeytiwari2237 Год назад +10

      @@JJ-Lubna still. I don't know about you, but it doesn't bother me. Our previous PM didn't exactly hold any press conference either. We have a system of executives directly responsible to the legislature through which anyone can get answers to their questions

    • @ilikesnakes4695
      @ilikesnakes4695 Год назад +1

      Modi's fostering of political and religious violence is crazy tho. Plus the whole shutting down high levels of education in schools and stuff.

    • @WRATH19
      @WRATH19 Год назад +2

      ​@@JJ-Lubnastill way better than previous one ... Congress was literally coward 👎 ,,,, if I will find any better party I will go for it ,,, but for now it still bjp

  • @kamisview
    @kamisview 4 года назад +1932

    Anyone rewatching all Patriot Act episodes during quarantine?

    • @saurabhmishra2363
      @saurabhmishra2363 4 года назад +6

      I'm watching John Oliver's show LWT . Check it out it's amazing

    • @KamalSingh-zv3ot
      @KamalSingh-zv3ot 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0_55_hUzYsA/видео.html

    • @IrfanKhan-mb1bi
      @IrfanKhan-mb1bi 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @akshaygowrishankar7440
      @akshaygowrishankar7440 4 года назад +8

      YES Hasan's show is actually more education than watching reporters and hosts puking out information.

    • @mashonoid
      @mashonoid 4 года назад

      no

  • @sherylofwona2821
    @sherylofwona2821 5 лет назад +2892

    Netflix: This show is only on Netflix
    Also Netflix: *uploads episodes to RUclips weekly*

    • @Teenom
      @Teenom 5 лет назад +228

      Not everyone can afford/wants to pay for Netflix. This show could actually help get Netflix subscribers. I think they know what they're doing.

    • @adenrich9124
      @adenrich9124 5 лет назад +55

      Full episodes only on Netflix

    • @mannamanam8233
      @mannamanam8233 5 лет назад +9

      I don't care
      This is the best show ever 😋
      I am not joking... this is what makes my life worth living 😃

    • @rshd7555
      @rshd7555 5 лет назад +11

      @@adenrich9124 The full episodes are also available on RUclips

    • @ajw1727
      @ajw1727 5 лет назад +6

      Aden Rich is this not the full episode? How much longer can the full one be?

  • @jipharm
    @jipharm 5 лет назад +5848

    He's already gone to a different level. A league of his own. ....No dude, the British won...deep

    • @hdd1977m7
      @hdd1977m7 5 лет назад +159

      Dean34 He really summed it up when he said “The British Won!”. As a Palestinian, my point of view maybe controversial and may offend some Pakistani people. But every time I think about how Pakistan was separated from mother India around the same time of the Balfour declaration and creation of Israel and even the exclusion of Palestine from its greater levant by the same wicked cunning British government, I cannot help but make the connection. Man, even the house of Saudi was backed by the British and they massacred a lot of tribes and Arab princes to create what is now Saudi Arabia on what was previously Najd, Hijaz and parts of Yemen.

    • @molecule00madness
      @molecule00madness 5 лет назад +54

      @Dean34 he runs his motormouth notwithstanding the fact he's clueless about indian politics.

    • @montu1251
      @montu1251 5 лет назад +13

      @RealDeal441 "today also 85%" bruh its 79%

    • @hdd1977m7
      @hdd1977m7 5 лет назад +35

      Ok..
      1. I used “mother India” because I know it is a used term in this context. Does not give away anything. It symbolizes what was once one.
      2. I am very well aware that Pakistanis and Bangladeshis are not going to like what I say. It is because the British were very good with their divide and conquer strategy. You totally missed my points when you started talking about Muslims and Hindus and Hassn’s wife. I was trying to say that they have a lot in common and it was sad for them to separate based on religion. It should be an individual decision if you want to be secular or non. No one should be allowed to decide that for the generations to come. If you watch the movie about Gandhi maybe you can understand how the British played the ethnic/ religious card because they did not want to leave a strong country behind.
      3. So I said the declaration of Balfour and creation of Israel the n the same sentence. You stopped to mention that one event was in 1917 when you knew the other was in 1948. Can you stop and try to see the bigger picture?

    • @siyamalhotra6566
      @siyamalhotra6566 5 лет назад +11

      RealDeal441 Heard of a census?.....

  • @tingneihatkuki8337
    @tingneihatkuki8337 Год назад +4

    How I wish Netflix could bring back another season and many more seasons of Patriot!

  • @wazulbuth
    @wazulbuth 4 года назад +1606

    Those desi parents were true. Look at the dislike count on this video.

    • @aadityapatel4094
      @aadityapatel4094 4 года назад +154

      But look at the likes bud. Indians just need to learn how to take jokes and not get offended.

    • @aryanshah4703
      @aryanshah4703 4 года назад +22

      Aaditya Patel fax

    • @fatimahaja8990
      @fatimahaja8990 4 года назад +6

      @@aadityapatel4094 ikrr lolll

    • @fatimahaja8990
      @fatimahaja8990 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @fatimahaja8990
      @fatimahaja8990 4 года назад +66

      @@Darexred why do u even bothr watchin it if u think he is full of bullshit...

  • @xomifred
    @xomifred 5 лет назад +188

    "The British won." Soo true. Like they did with Israel-Palestine.

    • @acapellaplaylist3294
      @acapellaplaylist3294 5 лет назад +6

      that woud be the zionists my friend.

    • @tirthankarsarkar4206
      @tirthankarsarkar4206 5 лет назад +1

      Israel: the name itself is enough to spark a debate with the usual Zionist vs anti Semite comments.
      It just gets ridiculous after one point.

    • @zvxcvxcz
      @zvxcvxcz 5 лет назад +2

      @@tirthankarsarkar4206 Zionist vs. anti-semite can't be right. Zionists are anti-semitic.

    • @shashankm1415
      @shashankm1415 5 лет назад

      zvxcvxcz That’s stupid, they’re semites themselves.

    • @syed9986
      @syed9986 5 лет назад +1

      The US has taken over from the British... Now they instigate and plot on how to divide the Middle East whilst they take away all the Liquid Gold and Resources.. looks like a never ending cycle of war while these fools are busy killing one another... hopefully the gulf unites instead of fighting over petty issues... they can control the world if they are able to use and trade their resources in a clever way... these puppets don't seem to understand that..
      except for Turkey,Iran,Qatar...

  • @aliwaqar5258
    @aliwaqar5258 5 лет назад +459

    *No, The British won!* Honestly this goes so deep.
    Best episode yet. But for real tho watch it before it gets banned or taken down..

    • @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907
      @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907 5 лет назад +5

      True dude. But don't worry this will not go down.

    • @waqarghulam3548
      @waqarghulam3548 5 лет назад

      Hey lalu

    • @undercovercia
      @undercovercia 5 лет назад +1

      General Bajwa or stay in Pakistan and bombed by Pakistani government

    • @aliwaqar5258
      @aliwaqar5258 5 лет назад +8

      @Monty Singh British used the tactic of divide and rule to seperate and pitch indians of the subcontinent against each other. Almost 75 years later and that seperation still exists.
      Just think about it, our culture, our language, clothing, morals, families are almost identical. We honestly couldnt be more similar. Still we choose to fight over the petty minute differences.
      If tats not the british winning i dont know wat is..

    • @mattlame4976
      @mattlame4976 5 лет назад +4

      @@aliwaqar5258 no talk of dividing india did not come from hindus, it was through and through muslims, so stop teaching similarities. there are none.

  • @utkarshaudaymayee476
    @utkarshaudaymayee476 9 месяцев назад +11

    @Hasan Minhaj please make a video on what all happened to the Kashmiri Pandits. Get well soon bro!

  • @era5081
    @era5081 4 года назад +1754

    Being an Indian ,I seriously don't know anything about goat yoga😂

    • @cyrus7536
      @cyrus7536 4 года назад +13

      Me too 😂

    • @srishtisingh7846
      @srishtisingh7846 4 года назад +61

      Don't worry, Das just a white washed thing!

    • @kolikasarkar2332
      @kolikasarkar2332 4 года назад +19

      That's just white bread ass crap. Lmao.

    • @ramsanodiya5454
      @ramsanodiya5454 4 года назад +3

      @@srishtisingh7846 😂😂

    • @Wille02
      @Wille02 4 года назад +1

      Have you ever heard KKK (Ku Klux Klan)

  • @Peachsaysart
    @Peachsaysart 5 лет назад +2950

    You got Shashi tharoor, dude the guy can convince you that the Earth is flat 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sanjeedsareer8728
      @sanjeedsareer8728 5 лет назад +25

      ananya mohan oh yeah 😅😅😅

    • @Peachsaysart
      @Peachsaysart 5 лет назад +29

      @@sanjeedsareer8728 I mean he can convince me 😂😂😂😂

    • @sanjeedsareer8728
      @sanjeedsareer8728 5 лет назад +16

      ananya mohan he con convince anyone 😇

    • @deepakbyjus6527
      @deepakbyjus6527 5 лет назад +66

      Earth is not flat 🙄🙄🙄🙄
      😂😂😂😂
      Although admire shashi ... Not because he killed his wife , but bcs his debate in Oxford ....

    • @abdolotfy94
      @abdolotfy94 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/OznLDdqvRrI/видео.html

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. 5 лет назад +996

    Yes people, we get it. Everyone is here after election results

    • @martianunlimited
      @martianunlimited 5 лет назад +9

      And India is exhibit B (after the US) on why First Past the Post voting systems need to die..
      there is no way to justify how a party with only 37.4% of the vote winning 55.8% of the seats.. an over-representation of about 50%

    • @sumitjadhav3112
      @sumitjadhav3112 5 лет назад +5

      @@devakichowdhary988 🤔🤔

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 лет назад +2

      @@martianunlimitedYES! First pass system should definitely die! (I remember CGP Grey had a video explaining why it isn't the fair-est option)

    • @xtremeviewer9989
      @xtremeviewer9989 5 лет назад +8

      Everyone please read about Sunanda Pushkar murder case. All evidences point to Sha shi Tharur as culprit. It is only because of his close affiliations to Gandhi's that he is still not charged. Gandhi's still have people in the administrative system to keep them at bay.

    • @greygrey9628
      @greygrey9628 5 лет назад +1

      Every butr hurt is here including minaj

  • @saptariksinha644
    @saptariksinha644 2 года назад +43

    @Hassan minhaj can u do an episode on the condition of Hindus and other minorities in Pakistan and Bangladesh?....Also pls include the Kashmiri pandit exodus story

    • @AManavian
      @AManavian 9 месяцев назад

      Nah bro, that will be inconvenient...how will they gloss over the genocide of millions of Hindus. Much better to just ignore it, and then be confused as to why a billion people are voting for Modi.

    • @alihsanable
      @alihsanable 6 месяцев назад +2

      Why did he do so and will do so where those mentioned minority groups are in much better condition than that living in India

    • @percyweasley9301
      @percyweasley9301 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@alihsanableYou are from Pakistan, aren't you? Ofcourse you say that. While all evidence, facts says the exact opposite.. Minorities in Pakistan are in better shape than those in India? What a good joke 👏👏. Pakistan and Bangladesh the famously democratic and SECULAR countries.... Yet somehow minority population is decreasing..

    • @ShreyRupani
      @ShreyRupani 5 месяцев назад +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

  • @xthrth1320
    @xthrth1320 5 лет назад +383

    "THE BRITISH WON."
    -yes sir!! Think about it!! REAL TALK!

    • @joecool9986
      @joecool9986 5 лет назад

      Actually no, the british just proved that diversity never works. Just wait till 2020 to see the shameless pandering to minority groups right on the centerstage at the US presidential elections.

    • @bigdickmcgee3293
      @bigdickmcgee3293 5 лет назад +7

      that is what pisses me off about this whole situation. the British sowed the seeds of division but out political parties have nourished that seed and used it to their advantage, both congress and bjp.
      and the cheek of the bjp, they come out with their perverse version of India is supposed to be and call us anti national. India was founded as a secular state unlike our neighbours. if they want to tear that down then who really is the anti national.
      btw im upper cast, atheist(formerly hindu), upper middle class and there are many more like me who'd throw their weight behind the bjp if it wasn't for their divisive politics. the general public, at least the youth, doesn't want India to regress to a discriminatory state.

    • @bluesclues132
      @bluesclues132 5 лет назад

      chinese won* real talk...

    • @utubecorporatetroll
      @utubecorporatetroll 5 лет назад

      Actually Pakistan won the last cricket tournament in Britain of all places

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 5 лет назад

      jeez you must be really inbred to not know the religious war hindus have been fighting with other inbred abrahamic cunts for 1000 years now

  • @Viperstings
    @Viperstings 5 лет назад +622

    EVER since HASAN got his own show, I HAVE BEEN WAITING LIKE MAD for him to talk about Indian politics and the racism within... THANK you HASAN Minhaj.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 лет назад +12

      Viperstings Nationalism has been rising all around the world, unfortunately.

    • @esthera3923
      @esthera3923 5 лет назад +7

      Hasan is infinitely better than John Oliver, probably because he’s not English. Not that I don’t like JO, mind you, his show is good... I just can’t stand his sense of humor

    • @wheeloflife17
      @wheeloflife17 5 лет назад

      @@ivonedefigueiredo9301 sadly mate we are living in a very sad time. Anyways have a good day mate. Greetings from India.

    • @anweshaguha7366
      @anweshaguha7366 5 лет назад +1

      @ Do YOU even live in India? What about that BJP cabinet minister who said that if north Indians were racist, they wouldn't live with south Indians? What about how "Bihari" is an insult? What about how most people don't even think that the north east is a part of India at all? What about Manuvad in general?

    • @wheeloflife17
      @wheeloflife17 5 лет назад +1

      @@anweshaguha7366 hush hush lady. You have given a very bitter truth to prajakta. She won't be able to swallow that.

  • @sheldonquamina9634
    @sheldonquamina9634 3 года назад +1779

    Omg it’s official I’m officially H minhaj biggest fan

    • @gurnoorsingh4396
      @gurnoorsingh4396 3 года назад +2

      Hmm.

    • @adamhazieq254
      @adamhazieq254 3 года назад +36

      Look like you got heart by Netflix
      Lucky Bastard

    • @chinmayvidyasagar121
      @chinmayvidyasagar121 3 года назад +3

      You must really like false and half assed news reports by idiots who know nothing of what they're talking about.
      ruclips.net/video/0_55_hUzYsA/видео.html Go watch this and see how much info he refused to display in this so called "Indian Elections" episode.

    • @satyammeena
      @satyammeena 3 года назад

      I'm jalebas

    • @rishirosh8065
      @rishirosh8065 3 года назад +1

      THEN PLZ WATCH TIS TOOO FOR ANY FURTHER AND FOR HOMOGENOUS CONCERN FOR THIS ISSUES .....DONT BE STUPID AND LAZY ALSO TRY TO GET YOUR OWN POINT OF VIEW....

  • @hassaanmehmood2937
    @hassaanmehmood2937 6 месяцев назад +7

    It's time to make another video because Election just came

  • @HippyFrogster
    @HippyFrogster 3 года назад +1450

    Watching this video after Netflix cancelled the Patriot Act, this youtube channel truly lives up to its name

    • @anjanamarakkatteri8617
      @anjanamarakkatteri8617 3 года назад +26

      Lmao I was about to comment the same thing "NETFLIX Is a JOKE"

    • @aandwdabest
      @aandwdabest 3 года назад +29

      For real for a moment I thought it a parody channel posting comedic stuff from Netflix illegally, turns out it’s a YT channel ran by Netflix lmfao

    • @ayush4565
      @ayush4565 3 года назад +2

      for those wondering its real netflix channek owned by netflix

    • @rockymaniaster
      @rockymaniaster 3 года назад

      Maybe because he used it to run his propaganda 😀 especially when he said under Modi, minorities are in danger and all and hindu nationalism has become a thing. Infact this is the first time Hindus are not feeling scared in their own country 😀 for the first time our culture is respected by government. This is the first time minorities have actually recieved benefits rather than used as vote banks. But eventually they are fooled by this kinda propaganda 😀

    • @ayush4565
      @ayush4565 3 года назад +8

      @@rockymaniaster This is the first time hindus are feeling scared in Independent India. Nobody has terrified hindus as much as modi it cell. Fake news and false propoganda

  • @civilengineeringtopics9262
    @civilengineeringtopics9262 5 лет назад +556

    Reason why nowadays, comedians do better journalism then journalists is that they have good humor with extremely unbiased opinions.

    • @abdolotfy94
      @abdolotfy94 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/C0JsJ7f153g/видео.html

    • @Greentogreener
      @Greentogreener 5 лет назад +1

      Just by giving opinion we can not change country. If opinions really matters then why you are unable to get people’s mandate. Ask some opinion makers to do something like many other are doing. If by making an opinion we can clean beaches or clean our country then please make opinions. easy to criticise but difficult to do

    • @mrstormyweather5440
      @mrstormyweather5440 5 лет назад

      True

    • @somprabh9768
      @somprabh9768 2 года назад +1

      @@Greentogreener the country got independence literally because of opinions. Read the works of Bhagat Singh, Bismillah, Ramdhari Singh Dinkar, Lala Lajpat Rai, etc. Having and spreading opinions of critical thinking is better than cleaning beaches for a photo op. Withoout criticism, we would never fix our issues because we would be wilfully ignorant of it.

    • @shubhamjaiswal9495
      @shubhamjaiswal9495 2 года назад

      Vah re ulte chutad valo modi ki burai khoj hi lete ho kese bhi vese chutad kashmiri genoside ka kya khyal h

  • @rabiosas6473
    @rabiosas6473 5 лет назад +144

    when they gave that indian farmer a voiceover with a southern accent lmao. also the fact that they managed to include that embarrassing seinfeld-kesha interview moment.

  • @vaishnavighag7815
    @vaishnavighag7815 4 года назад +395

    I m an Indian, and had no clue about goat yoga.

  • @nikhileasaw2780
    @nikhileasaw2780 5 лет назад +1570

    Overly optimistic Christian missionaries 😂😂

    • @arjun_agrawal
      @arjun_agrawal 5 лет назад +3

      Can you explain that, i didn't ge it

    • @nikhileasaw2780
      @nikhileasaw2780 5 лет назад +94

      @@arjun_agrawal Have you seen Christian mission workers in India; they tend to get overexcited when they talk about Jesus( man I took the fun out of it didn't I) 🤣🤣

    • @arjun_agrawal
      @arjun_agrawal 5 лет назад +2

      @@nikhileasaw2780 ok i got it xd

    • @hischild6274
      @hischild6274 5 лет назад +66

      India actually has a history of Christianity for over 2000 years. Because India’s majority are Hindus, Christians are often overlooked. All of my Indian relatives are Christians. A true Indian is whatever faith they choose to be.

    • @PrettySnich
      @PrettySnich 5 лет назад +46

      India has millions of Christains and was one of the first countries that Christianity spread to and flourished in because of the Apostole Thomas the first "optimistic Christian missionary" in AD 52.

  • @ashleyprince7099
    @ashleyprince7099 4 года назад +195

    Hasan Minhaj has been able to relate politics with comedy. He's attracting youths to pay attention towards politics through his humurous act

    • @singharpan9859
      @singharpan9859 4 года назад +3

      That's the deal. It's for mellenials and Gen Z

    • @yashjiwani1040
      @yashjiwani1040 4 года назад +2

      He's also passifying extremism of any kind.. Comments on other vedios are nothing but religious propaganda and hatred(ignorant)..

  • @alexburke2287
    @alexburke2287 Год назад +3

    It is a crime that this show is no longer on air.

  • @camoation8453
    @camoation8453 5 лет назад +222

    Hasan found out he could adjust the lights on the spot one evening was like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Wokanshutaiduo13
    @Wokanshutaiduo13 5 лет назад +592

    "Nah dude, the British won." -- Perfect

    • @asterphyll
      @asterphyll 5 лет назад +20

      @@MG-ck5vd no man china are the whitewalkers, Britain at this point is almost like the Greyjoys, iron islands.
      unless of course you were being metaphorical and you meant Britain as in western culture . sigh

    • @kanmedlife2494
      @kanmedlife2494 5 лет назад +1

      Damn 🤐🤐🤐

    • @kinga6347
      @kinga6347 5 лет назад

      Sad truth

    • @kunalkishor21
      @kunalkishor21 5 лет назад

      Congress and CIA won.

    • @ankansaha8588
      @ankansaha8588 5 лет назад

      The British is being invaded with migrants while India is leading in many economies just because of Modi.. I guess its more sensible to say that India won

  • @chiragmohan2797
    @chiragmohan2797 3 года назад +1049

    Why I get a feeling that intro was not scripted and was actually genuine.

    • @iambhushan418
      @iambhushan418 3 года назад +26

      It was scripted

    • @binogogamez2897
      @binogogamez2897 3 года назад +103

      It honestly doesn't sound scripted cause I've heard those lines from my relatives but eh idk

    • @LaVictoireRosee
      @LaVictoireRosee 3 года назад +59

      It was scripted, but from genuine comments people make regarding NRIs, Indian politics, Muslim Indians, political violence, etc. But those aunties and uncles did a great job!🤣

    • @nancysrivastava7779
      @nancysrivastava7779 3 года назад +6

      It isn't trust me..it's just reacted

    • @Benjamin2099Tennyson
      @Benjamin2099Tennyson 3 года назад +6

      Yeah It wasn't scripted those indians living in west are just so out of touch.

  • @User-qu2on
    @User-qu2on 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ohh lordd, pls make one for this year's elections

  • @erichanson3369
    @erichanson3369 5 лет назад +200

    Hasan Minhaj: "It feels like every single politician [in India] has some sort of relation to either a murder charge or killing."
    Sashi Tharoor: "In Indian democracy, voters get the leaders they deserve."
    That's some real faith in the Indian populace, Mr. Tharoor...

    • @vikmaq1987
      @vikmaq1987 5 лет назад +9

      I agree with him there. Indian society at large encourage corrupt practices.

    • @rithvik1705
      @rithvik1705 5 лет назад +4

      Ironically he is a prime suspect in the death of is 3rd wife.

    • @vikmaq1987
      @vikmaq1987 5 лет назад +4

      @@rithvik1705 How can someone with criminal proceedings against them be allowed to contest elections? More importantly why in the hell is Indian public and election commission not doing anything about it? How is anyone OK with it? Boggles my mind.

    • @rithvik1705
      @rithvik1705 5 лет назад +3

      @@vikmaq1987 Hi Vik. The thing here is he is 'charged' and the matter is sub-judice. Hence he is innocent until proven guilty. We have have already debarred 400 politicians (who had charges proved against them) and stripping them of their seats in the last year. Something Hassan conveniently has ignored like so many other facts.

    • @vikmaq1987
      @vikmaq1987 5 лет назад

      @@rithvik1705 I have seen so many cases of elected leaders misusing their powers and acting violently in public without any repercussions. Last time i heard this MP beat the shit out of an airline employee and he was quite blatant about it. I would rather sit the ones who are having criminal proceedings against them on the sidelines until a verdict is handed down, once they come into power they can influence the outcomes. Murder charge is a serious one, its not like he is being tried for shoplifting.

  • @ndas5480
    @ndas5480 3 года назад +728

    As a student in india I wish Hassan had an episode on Indian education system

    • @prajullas
      @prajullas 2 года назад +13

      Indian school education is a spring board for students to go abroad.

    • @jockjockin9589
      @jockjockin9589 2 года назад +13

      @@prajullas the problem is that Indian education is wayyyy to much student centric, to the point that most students have to do all the heavy lifting from making highly detailed notes, joining extra classes, looking for an actually good teacher who can explain the concepts to them since the teacher only teaches from a decade old textbook, go the extra ten miles to not only do this but work harder to get internships, join sports(for colleges), get internships with little to no help from education institutes, high requirements by even mediocre education institutes due to high demand(compared to foreign countries), and even after suffering through all this the person would likely suffer in the job market since he has no clue how jobs work nor how to find them this resulting in innumerable scams. Other than that the mental strain leads to high amounts of mental pressure which results in mediocre performance in companies as well as many having to foot mental health bills which could have easily been avoided.
      I'm not blaming the teachers either, teachers are very underpaid but just because we have a huge oversupply of human resources doesn't mean that low quality is acceptable. Hope at least my juniors will have it better than me.

    • @rishitamalhotra7564
      @rishitamalhotra7564 2 года назад +6

      @@jockjockin9589 Yes exactly. Teachers are only responsible for taking a 30 minute lecture and they're done. The student has to do the rest. Another thing that is a huge lack in the system is that students have to decide their streams before 11th and 12th all by themselves. Schools should be responsible for arranging free career counseling or helping out the students in choosing their subjects. Most students get influenced by parents, relatives, cousins or friends into taking a stream they're not interested in, which costs them a lot in the future

    • @jcl9034
      @jcl9034 Год назад

      Now u want professors to murder him too jk

    • @husainhaider786
      @husainhaider786 Год назад

      I would love that

  • @frozentaco143
    @frozentaco143 5 лет назад +784

    I have Netflix subscription, but I watch here for the comments.

  • @umeshchoudhary4688
    @umeshchoudhary4688 Год назад +5

    Those were not 40 people,they were 40 soldiers.

  • @hmvyas14993
    @hmvyas14993 5 лет назад +161

    You said it all in one line....."the British won"

  • @shandilisrivastava4085
    @shandilisrivastava4085 5 лет назад +510

    I was so satisfied by your pronunciation of "Pappu"

  • @shanchan2865
    @shanchan2865 5 лет назад +1110

    If Yogi Adityanath succeeds PM modi, then I'll leave everything and shift to Himalayas.
    .
    Edit: relax ppl, don't expose your dirty right wing agenda here. True Indians are still alive and won't let this happen. 💪🙏

    • @shelby_7502
      @shelby_7502 5 лет назад +64

      Book a ticket for me too😌

    • @ksasidhar2980
      @ksasidhar2980 5 лет назад +47

      I will leave earth and freeze up in space man, but do book a room for me in the Himalayas

    • @monash1171
      @monash1171 5 лет назад +32

      @akash anil...think about modi akash...he wouldn't have any topic to speak on all that crap than really focusing on national issues....suck up!!

    • @ishahada6189
      @ishahada6189 5 лет назад +10

      Mood!
      But let's just go where Hasan is.

    • @savinsanthosh9773
      @savinsanthosh9773 5 лет назад +61

      Come to Tamilnadu or Kerala bro.... It's safe and you can have beef too

  • @michelle1492
    @michelle1492 Год назад +1

    That line "British won" was epic at the end.......they did for sure

  • @hiya5412
    @hiya5412 5 лет назад +860

    India and Pakistan are fighting over Kashmir while the British are sipping tea

    • @greysanatomy4life606
      @greysanatomy4life606 5 лет назад +19

      Kezaya Army and it’s all the British’s fault too

    • @hiya5412
      @hiya5412 5 лет назад +3

      I couldn't get what you are trying to say by that...

    • @shrutibathla2784
      @shrutibathla2784 5 лет назад +6

      @@hiya5412 As in they were the colonizers

    • @hiya5412
      @hiya5412 5 лет назад

      Oh!! well I thought it was sarcastic... KK

    • @umadbroyo2388
      @umadbroyo2388 5 лет назад +1

      They got what they wanted. They proposed while we wasted time fighting...

  • @sahilshah-zv1pm
    @sahilshah-zv1pm 5 лет назад +401

    For non Indian viewers, the intro is 100%, without any exaggeration, TRUE. Democracy in India is for people with power.

    • @syedshakaibanwar2698
      @syedshakaibanwar2698 5 лет назад +5

      It's the case for most South Asian nations.

    • @syedshakaibanwar2698
      @syedshakaibanwar2698 5 лет назад +6

      @@codingsingh4156 South Asian countries are just like that, has nothing to do with race or religion, it's just something really fucked up ingrained in our governmental and justice system, so long as you have money you can run amok, hide evidences, buy judges, best lawyers etc, and if you have a hold on regional politics, then even better.

    • @common_undead
      @common_undead 5 лет назад +3

      @Niko 72nxt not sure how that's relevant, but okay.
      Also, just cause we aren't perfect doesn't mean that we should not strive to make it better. Indian systems of democracy are failing, and have been for a long time. We need to revamp the system.

    • @common_undead
      @common_undead 5 лет назад

      @@codingsingh4156 and, how's that relevant?

    • @vst1610
      @vst1610 5 лет назад +1

      Although I know India has it's issues, but the intro was totally exaggerated. The intro did not contain a single line "Democracy in India is for people with power."

  • @AkhirahOverDunya85
    @AkhirahOverDunya85 5 лет назад +272

    The look on Hasan's face while hearing "That garbage is going to come on your face if you talk about indian politics" 😂😂😂

    • @OhWellWhatTheHell1
      @OhWellWhatTheHell1 5 лет назад +5

      Oh thank god I thought I was the only one who noticed that hahahahaha

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha what about them saying his Pakistan 🇵🇰 spy and the reaction of Hassan manhij face is priceless omg lol 😂

    • @AkhirahOverDunya85
      @AkhirahOverDunya85 5 лет назад

      @@abdulazizyalahow3238 😂😂😂😂

  • @ypimages
    @ypimages 2 года назад +36

    India is a growing Nation like all others. It's democracy allows people to have the right to speak. It also has a sense of humor to laugh on it's own shortcomings. India is truly colorful and compassionate to let such a complex diverse collection of thoughts exist and flourish. Of course when there are many utensils in one place they will make noise.

    • @ag0111
      @ag0111 2 года назад +2

      Absolutely correct sir 👌this is the actual defination of India !!

    • @Kabirahmed10115
      @Kabirahmed10115 Год назад +1

      No greater words to say, hats off sir!😊

    • @vzzz2246
      @vzzz2246 Год назад

      Hasan forgot to rule out some main facts and just showed what the media has been showing

  • @sakethravuri3023
    @sakethravuri3023 5 лет назад +640

    The number of views on this is crazy when you compare it with other episodes 😂. definitely the India effect

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 5 лет назад +3

      @@vaishnavisinha5128
      i agree with u

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 5 лет назад +3

      @@vaishnavisinha5128 Thanks 😊😊

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 5 лет назад +2

      @@vaishnavisinha5128 is that Jimin in your profile pic??
      BTW BTS ROCKS

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 5 лет назад

      @@vaishnavisinha5128
      What the hell is chim chim stan?

    • @CP-xv3vf
      @CP-xv3vf 5 лет назад +1

      Population😂😂😂

  • @preetisharma3413
    @preetisharma3413 4 года назад +383

    After reading the comments I understood the true meaning of "British won".

    • @nachiketh3650
      @nachiketh3650 4 года назад

      hahaha

    • @Darexred
      @Darexred 4 года назад +1

      @SITI NUR AZMINA BINTI MOHD HISHAM - I am saying he have a little but of bias towards this whole arguments, and I am afraid of you more then you have of me..
      To you same pleae don't kill me I am nobady...

    • @Darexred
      @Darexred 4 года назад +2

      @SITI NUR AZMINA BINTI MOHD HISHAM - Reply me first then I will, why you afraid of me..

    • @kaushikanubhav9724
      @kaushikanubhav9724 4 года назад +1

      Reading ur comment i am wondering how cud we be a free nation with a lot of jaichands like u among us..sorry jaichandrika maybe

    • @syafiqharun9348
      @syafiqharun9348 4 года назад

      @SITI NUR AZMINA BINTI MOHD HISHAM - hi ni org Mlysia ke

  • @sofihanief007
    @sofihanief007 4 года назад +189

    Indeed, neither india nor Pakistan won
    England (British) won the 2019 cricket world cup.

  • @saketshandil9632
    @saketshandil9632 Год назад +8

    we need an episode 2 for the upcoming elections. would be fun since everything has gone up a gear. :D

  • @bihariboy1841
    @bihariboy1841 5 лет назад +531

    "India won!!" "Pakistan won!!"
    "Nah dude, the British won"

    • @zenscape663
      @zenscape663 5 лет назад +2

      @I love Basketball. It means the british used divide and conquer strategy that partitioned the countries among religious lines.

    • @HypnoLuna
      @HypnoLuna 5 лет назад

      +

    • @UTopia120
      @UTopia120 5 лет назад +4

      @@vishwas5257 so before britishers came, Hindus and Muslims were friends and were trying to live happily ever after?
      Nope.

    • @vishwas5257
      @vishwas5257 5 лет назад +1

      @@UTopia120 I guess there will always be difference in believe but that doesn't mean Hindu and Muslim were always at a war

    • @UTopia120
      @UTopia120 5 лет назад +3

      @@vishwas5257 there was a reason it was so easy for a foreign power to so easily divide religion into nations....because it was already hanging on a thread.

  • @sakhyamondal
    @sakhyamondal 3 года назад +316

    0:39 "Democracy is for people with power, people with both muscular and money power. It's not for you and me." golden line man!!! I truly believe this.

    • @maxvainex
      @maxvainex 3 года назад +1

      bullshit again the difference between india and pakistan is that one is a terrorist state one is not and looking at both through the same lens is a disgrace

    • @ahmedjagirdar2773
      @ahmedjagirdar2773 2 года назад +6

      @@maxvainex you're copy pasting this comment everywhere is a disgrace to the lack of effort you put in to come up with something original lol

    • @ashwinpawar5325
      @ashwinpawar5325 Год назад

      What he means by muscle power?

  • @nazeerdasu4663
    @nazeerdasu4663 5 лет назад +198

    BEST EPISODE YET. But I may be biased as a fellow Indian Muslim born in North America lol

    • @akshaypatil4152
      @akshaypatil4152 5 лет назад +5

      Bik gayi hai governmint

    • @devanshsingh9485
      @devanshsingh9485 5 лет назад +9

      I would have liked to congratulate you to be out of this jungle of BS but America is on another league of its own😅

    • @peterlam5697
      @peterlam5697 5 лет назад +3

      No u are not..this was too good...Indians are very proud of him..

    • @rajabhaiya7956
      @rajabhaiya7956 5 лет назад +2

      When you get what you want to see, you feel that's the best episode .
      But if u really want to know the truth
      go to quora and topic India
      Where hindu muslim right left communist all have written what they feel on different questions on India
      It will take time but it's worth it .

    • @AM-tu1rc
      @AM-tu1rc 5 лет назад +1

      @@rajabhaiya7956 Lol go to Quora are you crazy that is the worst place for political discussion

  • @zabihraushankhan1691
    @zabihraushankhan1691 Год назад +2

    Bring back the Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj.

    • @user-ju1fm8rn1g
      @user-ju1fm8rn1g Год назад +1

      But ur trrst, not patriotic never will be you don't know what is patriotism

  • @shree3516
    @shree3516 5 лет назад +242

    Oh my LORD!!! This is the best episode yet!!! As an indian i found this hysterical and soo gut wrenchingly true.

    • @timepickle8443
      @timepickle8443 5 лет назад +8

      @youcometome9 If they're "old and tired" do tell where they've been used before. I don't remember snyone making jokes about bunch of thoughts. BJP IT Cell working overtime I see.

    • @daniyaparvez2143
      @daniyaparvez2143 5 лет назад +4

      timepickle this dude'z copy pasting his comment to undertone the truth

    • @nmy838
      @nmy838 5 лет назад

      youcometome9 just like your ass.....old and tired

  • @FHkhiUS
    @FHkhiUS 5 лет назад +80

    Definitely the best episode by Hasan Minhaj! Excellently covered this contentious topic. Loved the part where he said "No dude, the British won!"

  • @rubalasuresh04
    @rubalasuresh04 5 лет назад +152

    "Unity in diversity" defines India. No support for people who divide us.

    • @YTworld-69
      @YTworld-69 5 лет назад +3

      @T N well when Indians are targeted on the basis of religion and caste then what do you expect

    • @an1ketsharma
      @an1ketsharma 5 лет назад

      Yep, uproot congress.

    • @Levitiy
      @Levitiy 5 лет назад +1

      People can divide themselves any way they want. You can't deny that human right.

    • @rubalasuresh04
      @rubalasuresh04 5 лет назад

      @Nikhil Kshirsagar 98 % ??? What statistics is this? Who gave you the numbers? Just say you hate muslims. You dont have rights to label them anything. You clearly dont have an idea about Hindu vedics and the beliefs. So dont try to separate Indians based on religion or caste. Terrorists dont have religion. Dont write such uncomfortable comments under my name. I'm an Indian. My religion might be Hinsuism. But I am an Indian first. And being an Indian means supporting every Indian irrespective of their religion. So dont write such stuff and stop spreading hate. If you dont like somebody dont talk to them .that's it.

    • @rubalasuresh04
      @rubalasuresh04 5 лет назад

      @Nikhil Kshirsagar Terrorists are killing people for their hatred in he name of religion. So what do we do? Educate people to know the difference between violence and peace. Educate people to keep their religions to themselves and not shove it into throats. Educate people to be against violence. And maybe improve national security. Even today the CRPF Police in India dont have basic facilities. So improve defense mechanism. Thats how constructively a nation must think. Not in the way of , 1 in 100000 might be a terrorist. So lets hate all 100000. There are bad people in every religion, every caste. We work togther to protect ourselves, not by separating oursleves. UNITY IS STRENGTH. British won by separating us. So unless and until BJP stops seeing Indians as Hindus, Muslims, Sikh, jains they are a threat to our secular democracy.

  • @Amoghjoseph
    @Amoghjoseph 7 месяцев назад +4

    This aged like wine

  • @theasura337
    @theasura337 5 лет назад +662

    Uncle: "You are an ABCD = American born Desi"
    Me: WTF is that thing😂

  • @adithyasathya2578
    @adithyasathya2578 5 лет назад +818

    You should have talked more about the media’s role in this. Indian news media is basically if we had Fox News on both sides.

    • @akshaypatil4152
      @akshaypatil4152 5 лет назад +20

      Don't turn on TV just listen to independent journalists on youtube

    • @soumakghosh6562
      @soumakghosh6562 5 лет назад +8

      Since when did you start thinking that cnn is better? ?

    • @anuraganand6053
      @anuraganand6053 5 лет назад +40

      @@vichar4923 i don't know if that is sarcasm or not but if not you are batshit crazy

    • @Proloyable
      @Proloyable 5 лет назад

      Damn true!!!

    • @akshaypatil4152
      @akshaypatil4152 5 лет назад +2

      @@VadapavBabu wion is good

  • @pakigya
    @pakigya 5 лет назад +171

    "These are just a bunch of thoughts."

  • @fallfestivities486
    @fallfestivities486 Год назад +7

    I wish he still had his show, I needed him to do politics of my parents home country Pakistan. That is also messed up.😂😂😂 Hassan at least you try to watch Cricket, I leave the house and live with friends to avoid watching Crickets with parents.😂😂😂

  • @Accidental_Scientist
    @Accidental_Scientist 5 лет назад +483

    In India we don't choose the best among a bunch of good candidates. But, we choose the least bad among the bunch of worst candidates.

    • @charlescoleman10
      @charlescoleman10 5 лет назад +10

      For all its semantics, it's the same thing. It's just that the privileged majority have a very wrong idea of who's the worse candidate for their democracy.

    • @div_shrimali
      @div_shrimali 5 лет назад +7

      bro, you think american elections were any different.

    • @AkshayMishra700
      @AkshayMishra700 5 лет назад +5

      you must be feeling such an intellectual right now

    • @Accidental_Scientist
      @Accidental_Scientist 5 лет назад +3

      @@div_shrimali I made that statement in reference to Indian election.
      Yes, we do have really bad choices casted in the gold of fakeness by the political rehotric used by the so called potitical saints of India.
      As far as America is concerned they are way better than India when it comes to criminal contesting in the elections.

    • @Accidental_Scientist
      @Accidental_Scientist 5 лет назад +4

      @@AkshayMishra700 Not an intellectual for sure.
      May be a dumb guy who can see the truth and is stupid enough to utter the truth to the enlightened souls like you.

  • @srawat27
    @srawat27 5 лет назад +497

    John Oliver and my mans Hasan Minhaj have such crazy good shows going on love the content from both these guys

    • @mannamanam8233
      @mannamanam8233 5 лет назад +5

      I was with John from the first season... love him
      But Hassan is just better 😄

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 лет назад +1

      Those Indian pundits were fantastic.

    • @zarine999
      @zarine999 5 лет назад +4

      Trevor Noah's Daily Show is up there as well.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 лет назад +1

      They are all great, can’t choose, but John Oliver and Hassan are up there.

    • @diesel2x
      @diesel2x 5 лет назад +1

      John is a corporate tool ...

  • @rocketmanfossel1174
    @rocketmanfossel1174 3 года назад +579

    In India, I don't know if gangs control politics or politicians control gangs. They both are kind of one thing

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 года назад +18

      Dude, gangs here ARE politics. Chill out, laugh at the humor, and the people who like to pretend that our country is flawless, cry at the social, economic, and political situation

    • @maxvainex
      @maxvainex 3 года назад +7

      bullshit again the difference between india and pakistan is that one is a terrorist state one is not and looking at both through the same lens is a disgrace

    • @MrFawkesthepheonix
      @MrFawkesthepheonix 3 года назад +12

      @@maxvainex do you copy paste your terrorist ideologies onto all comments?

    • @uncommon_name9337
      @uncommon_name9337 3 года назад +2

      Government is a gang

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 2 года назад

      @@MrFawkesthepheonix The answer is, *yes*

  • @bibhutiranjan3936
    @bibhutiranjan3936 4 года назад +629

    As an indian this really hits hard. I mean the religious division promoted by some parties is really threatening the true essence of India.

    • @MaryB18
      @MaryB18 4 года назад

      @Shailesh Bahuguna i piety u

    • @siddharthdoshi4858
      @siddharthdoshi4858 3 года назад +82

      See, minority oppression is a ho bo created by the opposition. They never talk about minorities like Jains Buddhists Christians Parsis etc. they never face oppression do they? Although they’re a smaller minority. India is home to largest number of mosques after Indonesia. All I could see is his politically motivated campaign for the congress

    • @zayna8517
      @zayna8517 3 года назад +37

      Siddharth Doshi Muslims in India are the biggest minority group tho. Jains and Buddists don't get much attention bc they "aren't causing problems" The British made everything worse. Hindus and Muslims could have totally been friends if it weren't for the British.

    • @siddharthdoshi4858
      @siddharthdoshi4858 3 года назад +26

      @@zayna8517 yeah ik what’s the point? I’m just saying we aren’t oppressing Muslims in India

    • @zayna8517
      @zayna8517 3 года назад +14

      Siddharth Doshi Maybe you aren't. Maybe the place you're living isn't oppressive to Muslims. You can't speak for what's going on in the entire country.

  • @rohansrikanth
    @rohansrikanth 5 лет назад +520

    When have we given an "A" for effort?
    Wow.

    • @greatguy9244
      @greatguy9244 5 лет назад +2

      Eisa Adil what do you need more than a anti hindu rhetroic ?

    • @johnanna6047
      @johnanna6047 5 лет назад +2

      @Lol Rofl don't worry dude the ill informed pappu bhakts are here agreeing with everything he said.

    • @DhavalPatel-82
      @DhavalPatel-82 5 лет назад +1

      @Lol Rofl How is the far right ruining everything? Please explain

    • @DhavalPatel-82
      @DhavalPatel-82 5 лет назад +1

      @Eisa Adil define Bhakt? Do you mean someone who opposes 1 family rule? Someone who wants uniform civil code in India?

    • @himanshusuman4994
      @himanshusuman4994 5 лет назад

      @@DhavalPatel-82 your comment will hurt peaceful people.