The ULTIMATE Polyglot Challenge

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @LanguageSimp
    @LanguageSimp  Год назад +481

    Can you find the hidden amongus imposter in this video?
    Join my Discord so that we can all combine our Sentinelese resources and collaborate to learn this language!
    discord.gg/A7mPfrEVRy

    • @madevvvonder
      @madevvvonder Год назад +12

      Alr voy a pensar si debo unirme, y que este video fue una locura (como una locura buena) aprendí sobre el desafío políglota loco y más. gracias language simp

    • @symvolo
      @symvolo Год назад +14

      moin moin

    • @2yldy
      @2yldy Год назад +5

      Oui.

    • @aidannodomm
      @aidannodomm Год назад +19

      Hey vladdy daddy 😏

    • @MooZoo-rx6wd
      @MooZoo-rx6wd Год назад +7

      You said a full swear word

  • @MatthewMartinDean
    @MatthewMartinDean Год назад +2545

    Dead languages: hard to learn because they are dead. Sentinelese: hard to learn because now you are dead.

    • @harish8693
      @harish8693 Год назад +24

      😂

    • @zhukov_georgy
      @zhukov_georgy Год назад +18

      Not a big problem if you ask me 🥱

    • @JC-op7qr
      @JC-op7qr Год назад +4

      ​@@zhukov_georgynapalm?

    • @theducknamednewepicla9507
      @theducknamednewepicla9507 Год назад +7

      ​@@zhukov_georgyi learnt Russian while being a fossils it's rather easy to learn a language while being dead 😂

    • @zhukov_georgy
      @zhukov_georgy Год назад +3

      @@theducknamednewepicla9507 yeah cuz you listen to it want it or not.

  • @peanut2771
    @peanut2771 Год назад +1298

    Speaking to natives in this language will result in ME being evaporated out of existance

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat Год назад +36

      Yeah, but think of the views! And the ad revenue!

    • @Khaled-oti
      @Khaled-oti Год назад +15

      You must be a native then. How’d you get a phone?

    • @haiyaanahbro
      @haiyaanahbro 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Khaled-otihe did atrocities to a person

  • @tpne9994
    @tpne9994 Год назад +1080

    As a monolingual beta (studying Spanish)
    I've decided to forget every Spanish word I've learnt to date and start learning sentinalese.

    • @samueljehanno
      @samueljehanno Год назад +10

      😅

    • @ivandeor9159
      @ivandeor9159 Год назад +19

      based

    • @kugul1683
      @kugul1683 Год назад +19

      Muy bien amigo!

    • @cursedshitposting1058
      @cursedshitposting1058 Год назад +15

      Well done my monolingual friend 👏 greetings from a Spaniard

    • @pi_da_ras17
      @pi_da_ras17 Год назад +9

      As a Russian native speaker and (still) monolingual beta who's learning English and has only B1 level, I can't take this challenge cuz it's too challenging and practically impossible to do. I'm glad that you decided to accept this challenge though, my fellow language-learning comrade. 🙌

  • @Flying_Ninja
    @Flying_Ninja Год назад +1165

    by learning this, not only will you shock the locals, but also shock your own locals
    the arrows will also even put your heart into a state of shock

    • @ayush21080
      @ayush21080 Год назад +18

      😂 literally 😂

    • @mars-jr5uu
      @mars-jr5uu Год назад +2

      @@ayush21080hii

    • @MrEl_Gato
      @MrEl_Gato Год назад +1

      Heelp😂😂😂😂

    • @User-17429
      @User-17429 Год назад

      Hahahaha

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      there must be some kind of wordplay I can't understand here

  • @zevelgamer.
    @zevelgamer. Год назад +826

    Plot twist: This video was made to kill polyglots so Language simp would be declared the BEST AND UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF ALL POLYGLOTS.

  • @juan_salvador_gaviota
    @juan_salvador_gaviota Год назад +1209

    Yes! We need a special council of linguists consisting of Obama, Ikena, that Richard guy, Steve Kaufman, and Language Simp! Imagine what they could achieve!

    • @Jalapyno
      @Jalapyno Год назад

      Coughman is a known fraud and Obama only knows American

    • @WilliamAndrea
      @WilliamAndrea Год назад +21

      where xiaoma

    • @ClapzNA
      @ClapzNA Год назад +8

      and lingualizer

    • @Alonoda
      @Alonoda Год назад +9

      And Wouter

    • @АлексейК-678
      @АлексейК-678 Год назад +10

      Obama, Ikenna, Richard, Steve Kaufman, Language Simp, Xiaomanyc, Wourter

  • @mikahamari6420
    @mikahamari6420 Год назад +292

    They speak Uralic language. Dutch sailor Steven van Seagal recorded in 17th century two words of it, when they were trying to kill him: "Koka kola". van Seagal was saved by his black belt level aikido skills and home in Amsterdam he studied all languages in the world. He decided that it sounds Finnic enough, and beated everybody who didn't accept it.

    • @Ramondenner1991
      @Ramondenner1991 Год назад +22

      I would like to disagree, but my arm still hurts

    • @mikahamari6420
      @mikahamari6420 Год назад +28

      @@Ramondenner1991 Yes, van Seagal had breaking news also for the polyglots, who were bragging on the market places and surprising the local people by speaking particular dialect of their language or at least being able to say hello. When van Seagal asked them using his famous hand gestures, many of them admitted being monoglots, who just happen to speak 30+ languages.

    • @agasthya338
      @agasthya338 Год назад +2

      How do you know they didn’t mean something else.You cannot say what language they speak by two words.

    • @mikahamari6420
      @mikahamari6420 Год назад +8

      @Äylz Do you believe that describing van Seagal with correct grammar would make any difference? If he says gooses, they fly.

    • @埊
      @埊 Год назад

      it is a coca colian propagandan agenda?????

  • @whatisthisnewfeaturehandle
    @whatisthisnewfeaturehandle Год назад +245

    I love going to North Sentinel Island, they are really good teachers. Also, whenever I speak their language, they get so shocked; they shoot celebratory arrows and throw spears because they are so surprised.

  • @shounenbat510
    @shounenbat510 Год назад +169

    The Duolingo thing is a good idea. Here's another one to try:
    1. Learn astral projection.
    2. Project to Sentinel Island.
    3. Do this repeatedly until you've picked up the language.
    4. Go to island in a hazmat suit and plate armor.
    5. Use your language powers to set yourself up as a god-king.

    • @pvzgamerlegisniana6492
      @pvzgamerlegisniana6492 Год назад

      You mean the Thai hellecopter duolingo idea

    • @literato169
      @literato169 Год назад

      ​@@pvzgamerlegisniana6492Yes, why not?

    • @LucasFigueiredoBR
      @LucasFigueiredoBR 10 месяцев назад +1

      That would be really tough for many reasons. For example: Often, when one leaves his body, he goes to another vibrational plane, so things aren't exactly as they are in this physical plane. Also, getting to the island consistently would not be easy either. Not to mention how recollection of out-of-body experience is often murky, depending on the degree of lucidity of the projector. I think a much more effective idea would be to send drones equipped with cameras and microphones that can position themselves advantageously on top of trees and send the collected data in real time. With multiple of those spread throughout the island over an extended period of time, I think it might be possible to gather information not just about their language, but also about how the sentilese live.

    • @LucasFigueiredoBR
      @LucasFigueiredoBR 10 месяцев назад

      Then,(though this is a little far-fetched) if we could somehow contrive a machine that could generate a hologram resembling the kind they have in star wars for communication, we could go to the island, having learned the language, now being totally impervious to their arrows and not being a health hazard for them; this way, we could try to teach them some aspects of civilization, as in the indigenous legend of Sumé, from Brazil, whom the catholics believe to have been St. Thomas.

  • @CocomelonForMen
    @CocomelonForMen Год назад +63

    More videos need a reminder to respect the laws established by the Indian government. It's just a good thing to keep in mind whether you're planning on risking your life and those of an entire nation in order to upgrade to Forbidden Ultra Deluxe Megapolyglot Gammachad Plus X or not.

  • @Maxime_K-G
    @Maxime_K-G Год назад +130

    I think it is our moral duty as a civilised society to study this language and finally add their emoji's to unicode.

    • @broccoli9308
      @broccoli9308 Год назад +1

      Languages don't have emojis though, flags are for countries or regions, they don't align.

    • @Maxime_K-G
      @Maxime_K-G Год назад +19

      @@broccoli9308 If languages don't have emoji's then explain this 😳
      ⛩️🎎🉐🎋🇮🇳📛🍙㊗️💷🍱🈵🏺✡️🇮🇹💰🎍🔰🈴🎑🏩🈷️⛑️🇨🇾🧋📱🇧🇻〽️⚜️🧸🕉️🎴🀄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄💲📀🇹🇻💴🕋🍩🥖🈶🇩🇪🐼🏟️🏉🍿🇺🇲🗽🦬🎃🥌🈺🌮🌯🥯🗾🗻🗿

    • @Cosmic_407
      @Cosmic_407 Год назад +3

      @@Maxime_K-Greal

    • @jorgenitales439
      @jorgenitales439 Год назад +1

      ​@@Maxime_K-GThese are not language emojis, these actually are culture emojis 🤓

  • @medhanshtripathi1488
    @medhanshtripathi1488 Год назад +25

    I feel like the pause before ‘and man’ gets longer each time

  • @holdingpattern245
    @holdingpattern245 Год назад +85

    What if rogue esperantists snuck onto the island and taught them all Esperanto?

    • @CommonCommiestudios
      @CommonCommiestudios Год назад +21

      That would result into an environmental disaster

    • @Cosmic_407
      @Cosmic_407 Год назад +10

      Dear god

    • @roecatgaming
      @roecatgaming Год назад +7

      That would be deadly

    • @MateuLeGrillepain
      @MateuLeGrillepain Год назад +4

      I don't know who said the best comedies are hell for the people living in them, but it sounds like you'd laugh your ass off watching from a distance

    • @crypticlol
      @crypticlol Год назад

      As an Esperanto learner, this is an awful idea

  • @SoicBR
    @SoicBR Год назад +196

    As an Anime Language learner, the Squid Game Language part caught me offguard

  • @slyar
    @slyar Год назад +503

    Fun fact: one of the few times the Sentinelese were friendly to outsiders was when they brought a woman along with the crew to the island

    • @Ramondenner1991
      @Ramondenner1991 Год назад +367

      We should try to send a femboy

    • @thefirstcrusade1909
      @thefirstcrusade1909 Год назад +43

      @@Ramondenner1991 real

    • @pg-jr8sy
      @pg-jr8sy Год назад +215

      Sentinelese? More like Simpenelese

    • @slyar
      @slyar Год назад +172

      @@pg-jr8sy I'd imagine it's just how other human cultures are/were. Women didn't usually go out and fight; they generally were the ones taking care of the children, so I'd imagine they saw a woman on board as a sign of peace

    • @knowledgedesk1653
      @knowledgedesk1653 Год назад +23

      @@slyar We still are same

  • @Tim_Sviridov
    @Tim_Sviridov Год назад +264

    Please don't kill me = сука блин
    Completely accurate. Please use this the next time your life is in danger.

    • @mi41581fivenine
      @mi41581fivenine Год назад +7

      Cyka bnnh?

    • @cursedshitposting1058
      @cursedshitposting1058 Год назад

      ​@@mi41581fivenine сука блин (suka blin)

    • @scoutiechan
      @scoutiechan Год назад +19

      @@mi41581fivenine suka blin

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis Год назад +14

      ​@eg🏳️‍🌈⃠ happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis Год назад

      @BeauRivage False. Map = criminals.
      Trans = people

  • @yitianzhang1525
    @yitianzhang1525 Год назад +111

    They probably wouldn't be surprised you speak their language, they probably think of it as the one and only language of all humanity

    • @amelialonelyfart8848
      @amelialonelyfart8848 17 дней назад

      I know this is an old comment, but there is at least one documented incident of another Andamanese native traveling to North Sentinel island to attempt to establish communication but they didn't understand him, meaning they seem to understand their own isolation from the rest of the world, to an extent. There were also a few semi-peaceful but brief expeditions back before it became illegal.

  • @ABC_Guest
    @ABC_Guest Год назад +125

    Hey, we actually already know a little bit about the Sentinelese language. "nariyali jaba jaba" means "more coconuts" (literally, "coconuts more more"). I'm sure we can simply derive the rest based on this information.

    • @michaelwisniewski6047
      @michaelwisniewski6047 Год назад +40

      While the other half of the linguists believe it means "no coconuts! Woman woman [i.e. women].

    • @leonhardeuler7647
      @leonhardeuler7647 Год назад +20

      I like how the word for coconut is the same as in Hindi. Probably a loneword.

    • @forgottenmusic1
      @forgottenmusic1 Год назад +10

      @@leonhardeuler7647 As the expedition was Indian, there is nothing strange if for making themselves understandable they used a word they just heard being used for coconuts.

    • @shahanshahpolonium
      @shahanshahpolonium Год назад +31

      No way nariyal is used in a 60000 year old stone age language

    • @埊
      @埊 Год назад +2

      nariyali jaba

  • @pengu1nvic
    @pengu1nvic Год назад +300

    How did nobody come to the island with a medieval armor, it's such a simple idea but a genius idea

    • @Your_local-geography-enjoyer
      @Your_local-geography-enjoyer Год назад +107

      "oh shit they back"
      - random tribe

    • @beduin024
      @beduin024 Год назад +90

      They probably did a couple of centuries back and that's why they are pissed at foreigners

    • @bobboberson8297
      @bobboberson8297 Год назад +23

      the british actually did try to colonize the island at one point

    • @NygorakhonKekadhunama
      @NygorakhonKekadhunama Год назад +61

      @@bobboberson8297 No, they colonized the bigger islands in the andamans, which is the reason India owns it.

    • @bobboberson8297
      @bobboberson8297 Год назад +17

      @@NygorakhonKekadhunama The british took 6 people from north sentinel island and made several visits to the island

  • @tomate3391
    @tomate3391 Год назад +19

    Learn saarländisch, a German dialect in a region near to France. They are so pride of their dialect, you will shock them every time, I promise you.

  • @oliverspiler9101
    @oliverspiler9101 Год назад +282

    An Indian woman describes her surprisingly friendly linguistic interaction with the Sentinelese: "I called out to them to come and collect the coconuts using tribal words I had picked up while working with the other tribes in the region"

  • @geishasha
    @geishasha Год назад +21

    I'm half Indian and used my language skills to get to the centre of the island. There was a giant statue of a naked Xiaomanyc in the middle of a circle of mud huts

  • @richXPT707
    @richXPT707 Год назад +39

    Based on my Bollywood research, no matter where you go, there's always someone who speaks Hindi to assist the main character.

    • @lazydamsel
      @lazydamsel Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @agrimpuriya2585
      @agrimpuriya2585 Год назад

      Seems about right, even in UK, USA there are Hindi speakers in Bollywood movies.

    • @richXPT707
      @richXPT707 Год назад +6

      @@agrimpuriya2585 बिल्कुल, मैं अभी अमेरिका में हूं और मैं सलमान खान की मदद के लिए तैयार हूं

    • @prashantnaik901
      @prashantnaik901 6 месяцев назад

      Hindi ? You mean urdu right?

    • @richXPT707
      @richXPT707 6 месяцев назад

      @@prashantnaik901 دونوں ठीक है

  • @jellevm
    @jellevm Год назад +167

    Actually sending miniature drones to study these people would be kinda awesome.

    • @ellotheearthling
      @ellotheearthling Год назад +52

      There are plants and animals that live on just one specific island and literally nowhere else, so we might discover some weird looking creatures

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy Год назад +85

      @@ellotheearthling the woolly mammoth chilling on north sentinel island be like

    • @Luca-uc2ro
      @Luca-uc2ro Год назад +1

      I don't think that this thing works like this

    • @dkbros1592
      @dkbros1592 Год назад +2

      @@anguslazy ya and it's our Indian land we will not allow u to disturb our brethren

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy Год назад +11

      @@dkbros1592 the indian man chilling on north sentinel island be like

  • @_P2M_
    @_P2M_ Год назад +43

    I really do think you could very well drop microphones disguised as rocks to record their language. The recordings could be sent wirelessly to a nearby vessel, or through satellite.

    • @_P2M_
      @_P2M_ Год назад +10

      @@Salmanul_
      It would be very difficult. I'm no linguist, but we could start with observing patterns in their speech or something. Look for something to grasp, and then work from there. It's extremely hard work.
      The movie Arrival tackles the issue of translating something completely and (in this movie's case) literally alien, and does so in a semi-realistic way.
      The difference is the alien language was only in written form. The Sentinelese language would only be in spoken form.
      There's also the case that Sentinelese could be a sister language from a nearby culture, and not a completely isolated language. That'd make the job easier.

    • @lisiasty688
      @lisiasty688 Год назад

      @@_P2M_ but in arrival you can interact with each other, in this case we cannot, even with writting we had already know what that meant but there's? we dont know

    • @lisiasty688
      @lisiasty688 Год назад

      @@_P2M_ something that can help is just SVO or other system and grammar, even languages with same history that was separated not that long time ago has different vocabulary... look for germanic languages, these are totally different in many cases. Even slovian's ones is different though they are one language 900-1200 years ago (most of slovian languages)
      isolation just means not stoling vocabulary but creating by their own, it just what can make it easier
      but if they was isolated many many years ago, that could be problem with not them but us, our changes in our language not their
      to sum this up, if it was at least indioeuroperian we can try to solve grammar but if not, good luck ;), that could be hard like sha or another encrypting system.
      Not it's not that easy like was in arrival, yes we can analyze, but we have to have many examples, many and at least know probably meaning of majority of these examples (that's why main character was trying to get a basic phrases at beggining).
      we don't know even if they counting the time in the same way (theres really exist languages that don't), we don't know if they have the same idea of verbs
      this is the most isolated language that existed in history, the second one was japan for the most history and look Japan still even can be truly qualificated to the same group as neighbors, we dont know any language that is similiar to japan etc. and look again japan was isolated just for short time defacto and not 100% and grammar of this language is one of the most extraordinary in the world (they defacto dont have Verbs that works in the same way etc.), so what could happen to that tribe? many
      there's i can bet no chance that we have something shared. So it will be just encrypting even worse than enigma, even worse many times

    • @fonkedonke
      @fonkedonke Год назад

      For any problems on translating the languages without 2 way communication is to see if there are any other languages that are related to it. I seen another comment saying some woman interacted with them using the nearby tribal languages and it seemed to do well (their source was National Geographic, I haven't checked up on it tho).
      I think it could also work if we get a bunch of crates and fill them with clothes, pictures, some tools and instructions. Obviously not a phone, but something that'd be pretty nifty and actually useful for them to use such as the wheel or a fishing rod, flute, drums, guitar (just to hear them jam out on the microphones). Make it clear we're trying to communicate while keeping our distance.
      After we learn more of their language we could send more crates out but this time we'll develop a script. We'll get some materials that they also have and write on them how they're spoken, this may be a complete failure but still possible if we make the picture instructions clear enough.

    • @_P2M_
      @_P2M_ Год назад

      @@fonkedonke
      I read on Wikipedia that someone from a nearby indigenous culture that's related to the Sentinelese was sent there and reportedly they couldn't understand a single word, meaning the languages had drifted to the point of being mutually unintelligible.
      That doesn't say much, though. French and Spanish are mutually unintelligible, even though they're both part of the Romance language family. However, it takes relatively low effort for one to learn the other's language, or at least make some basic sense of it.
      I find it difficult to believe Sentinelese could've drifted so far that it would be like an English speaker learning something like Arabic or Chinese.

  • @Isegawa2001
    @Isegawa2001 Год назад +25

    "watashi ha squid game language desu"
    rolling on the floor

    • @beyondobscure
      @beyondobscure 10 месяцев назад +1

      someone uses a Japanese keyboard!

  • @SzczeryPoliglota
    @SzczeryPoliglota Год назад +55

    This challenge is insane, mate.

  • @themongaboi1611
    @themongaboi1611 Год назад +209

    As an indian native who is fluent in bollywood language , i would like to claim that this challenge is very easy , because my uncle goes to the sentinel island everyday to catch fish and shock the locals

    • @TjazzSyn
      @TjazzSyn Год назад +11

      I haven't seen much desi jojo fans around, especially manga readers, nice

    • @MixbOOsted
      @MixbOOsted Год назад +6

      😂

    • @DanishnSonic
      @DanishnSonic Год назад +4

      With a tazer right?

    • @tivo3720
      @tivo3720 Год назад +4

      What's Indian native!!!? Huh ?
      Are you bringing American and European history on India 🙄

    • @themongaboi1611
      @themongaboi1611 Год назад +1

      @@TjazzSyn eyyy , Jojo represent

  • @hansongay228
    @hansongay228 Год назад +40

    I swear if you learn this language I’m done 💀💀

  • @LingoLizard
    @LingoLizard Год назад +16

    Does the language of South Sentinel Island count?

  • @robertberger4203
    @robertberger4203 Год назад +14

    There are islands close to Sentinel island which are open for tourism, and there are indigenous people there who speak Andamanese languages, after the Andaman islands . The language of the Sentinelese people might be related , but we can't be certain about this .

    • @loganmccoy4950
      @loganmccoy4950 Год назад +1

      Do they look close to the people of sentinel ?

    • @robertberger4203
      @robertberger4203 Год назад +2

      @@loganmccoy4950 Yes . Very dark like the Sentinelese , similar to the darkest Africans .

    • @honeyman6006
      @honeyman6006 10 месяцев назад

      @@robertberger4203bro what is that description 💀

    • @govinddas7876
      @govinddas7876 Месяц назад

      ​@@honeyman6006what? That's literally the most clear description I've ever seen

    • @honeyman6006
      @honeyman6006 Месяц назад

      @@govinddas7876 idk sorry not sure why I wrote that

  • @incognito6751
    @incognito6751 Год назад +20

    I love how he puts the censor bleep over a swear but you can still hear him say the swear at 2:38

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets Год назад +18

    1:08 Says hello in south korean and then proceeds to speak Japanese with a sprinkle of English 😂💀

  • @diogenesofgermany8299
    @diogenesofgermany8299 Год назад +39

    I saw a documentary on this tribe, that they also incorporated animal sounds. This is truly next level so one further obstacle is learning an animal language.

    • @neoieo5832
      @neoieo5832 Год назад +3

      American White Pelicanese

    • @swank8508
      @swank8508 Год назад +5

      what do you mean by animal sounds? onomatopoeias? or just sounds not common in western phonologies?

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy Год назад +8

      @@swank8508 you have to learn how to speak to animals

    • @embers777
      @embers777 Год назад +5

      @@swank8508 become bird

  • @valesca6004
    @valesca6004 Год назад +6

    Language simp looking hella cute in this video

  • @StreetyEternal
    @StreetyEternal Год назад +15

    0:58 if we call anyone portuguese it means that we think that you speak a weird or fancy portuguese

  • @CaterpillarOGM
    @CaterpillarOGM Год назад +9

    As an italian, I can confirm you say "arrivederci" as if it was an AI generated sound. Perfect

  • @GiórgosCountryballs
    @GiórgosCountryballs 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:19 it looks like you really are a statue or the video paused! You didn't even move a muscle in this part! BRAVO👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Goomersind
    @Goomersind Год назад +95

    My bet is that the Sentinelese language sounds like JavaScript

    • @frechjo
      @frechjo Год назад +8

      But what version? I think plsdontkillme only appears as a reserved keyword in ES 2026.

    • @samiboshgezen382
      @samiboshgezen382 Год назад

      They evolved to React.Js

    • @januszlepionko
      @januszlepionko Год назад +1

      As they are isolated for such long time, I would expect similarity rather to TECO than to any other language.

    • @cyceryx
      @cyceryx 7 месяцев назад

      dear god

  • @2324-v7k
    @2324-v7k Год назад +85

    honestly the microphone idea, and the whole concept of learning their language and speak to them in it, is actually pretty smart and could lead to them accepting strangers.

    • @WeebJail
      @WeebJail Год назад +14

      except when one of them finds a microphone and thinks it's some weapon from god meant to destroy them

    • @shinonomehakase2298
      @shinonomehakase2298 Год назад +22

      The only issue is ethics because that’s what most societies consider a breach of basic privacy

    • @broccoli9308
      @broccoli9308 Год назад +3

      Someone suggested making a giant drone show at night in the shape of a human face speaking. It would be very unethical but kind of crazy to think how you could appear as a god just from technological advance.
      Anyway besides aliens the next best thing would be dolphins. Or releasing great apes that know sign language in the wild and convince them to teach it to others.

    • @FlopgamingOne
      @FlopgamingOne Год назад

      @@WeebJail what if they don't believe in god

    • @Yothirjgdit9595
      @Yothirjgdit9595 Год назад +6

      ​@@FlopgamingOneOdds are they have some form of religion, which is interesting to think about.

  • @mattstone8111
    @mattstone8111 Год назад +17

    Pretty sure Xiaoma already did this. He let his weiner swing freely and everything. Having that exposed seems key to survival.

  • @brokenfingers9607
    @brokenfingers9607 Год назад +3

    Educational, entertaining, and confusingly arousing. Instant sub. 😂

  • @SFH2042
    @SFH2042 Год назад +18

    You know Language Simp is a gigachad when he showers with a hat on 1:38

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 Год назад +4

    Honestly, there are definitely some underrated DLCs
    I've been exploring the Tay Nguyen DLC, basically nobody cares about the DLC outside of Indochina, so it is definitely worth playing
    It is also much safer than playing the Amazonia or New Guinea DLCs

  • @Sprakogkreativitet04
    @Sprakogkreativitet04 Год назад +5

    I'm going to buy practice Portuguese when I get my tablet back

  • @exploshaun
    @exploshaun Год назад +3

    I love how you can be completely serious about that bounty and still never have to worry about paying out.

  • @frafrafrafrafra
    @frafrafrafrafra Год назад +3

    Damn that "arrivederci" pronunciation was better than mine, and I'm Italian.

  • @alvinjunier6644
    @alvinjunier6644 Год назад +2

    I like the microphone idea but we would also need cameras to see what they are explaining. That would fasten things up

  • @jessewaid8855
    @jessewaid8855 Год назад +5

    I highly doubt Silbo Gomero has been learned by any non-native speakers. Still yet-to-be-unlocked.

  • @FM-dm8xj
    @FM-dm8xj Год назад +1

    On a serious note simp-san, you should do some travel vlogs or discussing with X (french, chinese, etc) locals type of videos.

  • @anyways4438
    @anyways4438 Год назад +11

    Would you consider travelling to Albania and interacting with the indigenous people using nothing but AASL?

    • @ebigjikaegjika3916
      @ebigjikaegjika3916 Год назад +3

      We albanians dont speak AASL anymore we used too 600 years ago

    • @anyways4438
      @anyways4438 Год назад +8

      @@ebigjikaegjika3916 next you're gonna tell me Egyptians don't speak ancient Egyptian

    • @ccp_hater
      @ccp_hater Год назад

      ​@@anyways4438 what we don't speak ooga booga anymore

    • @juliuscaesar564
      @juliuscaesar564 Год назад

      @@anyways4438 that actually made me laugh thanks

  • @elitettelbach4247
    @elitettelbach4247 Год назад +2

    Mad respect for calling yourself out.

  • @francaisavecrodrigue
    @francaisavecrodrigue Год назад +4

    I assume you are make fun of the last videos of Xiaoma in the jungle with the indigenous people 🤣🤣

  • @baglesscat4411
    @baglesscat4411 Год назад +7

    Just go to South Sentinel island and learn the language there.

    • @m_-.430
      @m_-.430 Год назад

      im sure theyd happily accept him

    • @definitlynotbenlente7671
      @definitlynotbenlente7671 Год назад

      How much would the language have dicverged it would be better to compile the meaning of all words of all the diferent languages in the region and all the ones with similar meanings are the oldest avoid using words with oposite of really diferent meanings

  • @aLasBaricados
    @aLasBaricados Год назад +5

    Единственная проблема это этические нормы. Хотя проблемой это сложно назвать, так, пустяки

  • @vardar_editzz
    @vardar_editzz Год назад +2

    The video we didn't ask but all waited for

  • @francescapreziuso3242
    @francescapreziuso3242 Год назад +10

    I want the hyperpolyglot gigachad shirt too

    • @IowaLanguages
      @IowaLanguages Год назад +1

      Language Simp should open a store.

  • @RockinRocketScience
    @RockinRocketScience Год назад +1

    He must watch SunnyV2. No way he just recalled this random-ass island out of nowhere. Specifically within this week.

  • @malter87
    @malter87 Год назад +12

    Here's the plan:
    - getting around the coast guard is easy... because they just guard... (you know) THE COAST!
    - so we go underwater! this way we dodge all of the their ships and blockade completely unnoticed!!
    - dodging arrows and spears! yes, that's obviously a problem BUT there is a solution for this too (other than hard armor!)
    - we go AT NIGHT! we surface on the island at pitch black cloudy starless night!! provides cover, provides time to setup camp and unless the native have somehow evolved to exist without sleep it also provides stealth to explore the island unnoticed!
    - once we setup a good fortified location impenetrable to arrows and stones we can then further attempt contact with the natives
    - as for the diseases problem, we also go for detailed medical examination and vaccination before the trip to make sure we're not carrying any dangerous type of viruses within our bodies and of course (be careful to avoid kissing or coughing at the natives)
    -- that's all! now, we are free to communicate and socialize to our hearts content! and be proclaimed the first hyperpolyglot gigachad to ever conquer this milestone!

    • @JaredtheRabbit
      @JaredtheRabbit Год назад

      Surely, this will work out as planned, right?
      R…right?

  • @kostindonk
    @kostindonk Год назад +2

    Hyperpolyglot gigachad merch drop when?

  • @kamra702
    @kamra702 Год назад +4

    Talks about not breaking Indian laws. Talks about new DLC.
    I can figure the rest of it out!!👍👍

  • @tathagatasinha2939
    @tathagatasinha2939 Год назад +2

    Perhaps one day they will be friends with others just like Jarawa tribe (a tribe from another Andaman island) who (obviously) look alike the Sentinelese tribe and also have linguistic similarities.
    [Unfortunately however the Jarawa tribe suffered an outbreaks of measles (around 2000s if I remember correctly) following their contacts with outsiders]

  • @cupricwheat
    @cupricwheat Год назад +5

    Fun fact: The Pope is a polyglot gigachad alpha male being able to speak 8 languages.

  • @lilgt1971
    @lilgt1971 Год назад +4

    The time when the Sentinelese were friendly with outsiders was when a guy started shouting words like "come closer " in the Jarawa language and it seemed that they repeated some other similar words in Jarawa as the two tribes are close to each other. So I think its obvious to say that its in the same language family as Andamanese, Onge and Jarawa.

    • @definitlynotbenlente7671
      @definitlynotbenlente7671 Год назад +2

      But how far has it diverged since there has been no contact between the tribes on other nearby iskands for a long time

    • @ricklahey4816
      @ricklahey4816 9 месяцев назад

      Urdu is a great language

  • @paprikashman
    @paprikashman Год назад +4

    Language simp, this is beautiful

  • @mdhj67
    @mdhj67 Год назад +3

    The disease issue had not occurred to me. If I sneezed, within a close enough range of a native, before succumbing to all the arrows, I might get ultimate revenge for them killing me.

  • @ordinarryalien
    @ordinarryalien Год назад +4

    1:24 Proud to be in this video.

  • @LargeAl
    @LargeAl Год назад +1

    They would likely think everyone just speaks the laungage

  • @adriantv4993
    @adriantv4993 Год назад +27

    Given the fact such tribe lives in a tiny isolated island, I'd expect the language to be extremely poor when it comes to vocabulary...or literally be extremely irrationally complicated with at least 100 ways to call the same object and 30 ways to conjugate the same verb.

  • @lungsfullofleaves
    @lungsfullofleaves Год назад

    That arrivederci caught me off-guard.
    I had no idea you speak Italian!

  • @NewEnglandPuritain
    @NewEnglandPuritain Год назад +3

    I spoke Gaeilge to am Irishman in Boston, he said didn't speak French. Anyways thats how I figured out I was a polytwat

  • @RushikeshTade
    @RushikeshTade Год назад +1

    This is a good way to kill competition... I love this video

  • @theo-pu8eo
    @theo-pu8eo Год назад +5

    There was actually one time that outsiders contacted them, it's on youtube. The sentinelese seem to understand the word 'daga', which is 'coconut'. So, I guess we know one word in that language.

    • @ruslans2006
      @ruslans2006 Год назад +2

      I think you're refering to that one Australian guy. He actually went to Vanuatu, not North Sentinel.

  • @SpeakingFluently
    @SpeakingFluently Год назад +1

    In talks with a guy with a boat…

  • @imnottututete
    @imnottututete Год назад +3

    Я смотрю все твои видео с субтитрами, и мне не стыдно

  • @persona509
    @persona509 Год назад +1

    I‘m waiting for a Language Simp and Steve Kaufmann collab!

  • @shinzo5744
    @shinzo5744 Год назад +2

    epic very good calice d'une video mec🔥

  • @AChannelFrom2006
    @AChannelFrom2006 Год назад +1

    have a small drone like a bird that uses high capacity microsd cards and then hide the bird nearby so it can listen in

  • @Bundeskenzler
    @Bundeskenzler Год назад +6

    The
    “moin moin“
    was absolutely shocking for me (although I was wondering if Aust(ral)ians (?) use it). So I as a native German speaker tried to throw my wallet in your direction. Unfortunately, I do not speak enough languages and thereby did not obtain the ability to throw wallets some thousand kilometers. Sorry for that.

    • @icyplatinum1701
      @icyplatinum1701 Год назад

      We don't use it lmao
      I think you get a lifetime ban from Austria if you greet an Austrian like that.

    • @svw1999
      @svw1999 11 месяцев назад +1

      And in nothern germany you will get looked at weirdly. Just say moin, never say moin moin.

  • @adolfosimaozinho
    @adolfosimaozinho Год назад +1

    If I were you I would be caution with what you say, here in the Balkans we don't play games, you are starting a war with Portugal.
    Just kidding I really like your channel, hope the best for you.

  • @boswen5519
    @boswen5519 Год назад +5

    Maybe this language hasn't change since thousands of years because of isolation. It's probably the last member of an extinct language family. I'm sure it sounds like a mix between swahili and hindi

    • @peteck007
      @peteck007 Год назад +2

      Hindi is Indo-European language, there's no way it'll be any closer to Hindi, that being said English might be closer to Hindi compared to this language.

  • @tyalikanky
    @tyalikanky Год назад +2

    3:49 exactly, nice idea

  • @Butterbrot207
    @Butterbrot207 Год назад +5

    Moin Moin and using austrian flag
    *servus intensifies*

  • @M0utles
    @M0utles Год назад +1

    As a brazilian, I have to say that there are still some tribes in the amazon that are uncontacted to the outside world, but they may have encounters with other civilized tribes that we then can contact to.
    And about your encounter with the unsurprised Brazilian, I'd guess that either you spoke a pretty good Portuguese so he wasn't impressed thinking that it was your first language, or he may have encountered a lot of other foreigners before.

  • @miceshooter
    @miceshooter Год назад +4

    I thought the warning to obey all Indian laws was just a joke, but it turned out to be a real warning considering the subject

  • @lukasjay1783
    @lukasjay1783 Год назад +1

    If one could secure whatever eavesdropping permits required you could use a sound gun outside the protected perimeter. Provided you can find one that works over 5 miles away.

  • @archietaylor7729
    @archietaylor7729 Год назад +3

    Now a tiny little part of me wants to go to North Sentinel Island in a hazmat suit and bulletproof armour just to see what it's like there

  • @AnItalianBOIII
    @AnItalianBOIII Год назад +1

    I love the T-shirt with "Hyperpolyglot Gigachad" written on it.

  • @sae2705
    @sae2705 Год назад +1

    Wow, Language Simp trying to assassinate Steve Kaufman like that. Cold.

  • @thunderless
    @thunderless Год назад +4

    only the chaddest of polyglots can do this challenge

  • @paulhorn2665
    @paulhorn2665 Год назад +2

    1:16 min. Zeigt Flagge Österreichs und sagt: "Moin Moin". Das passt echt nicht.🤣🤣🤣

  • @Esthers2411
    @Esthers2411 Год назад +3

    Can’t tell polyglot gigachad purchased all those tight T-shirts and hats with American flag to film videos or it’s his real life outfit taste 😂

  • @DownBadAutistic
    @DownBadAutistic Год назад

    Dude I've been watching your videos so much you're starting to appear in my dreams 😂

  • @CalH1712
    @CalH1712 Год назад +8

    I’m really curious how many countries he can actually speak fluently.

  • @Bubbaist
    @Bubbaist 3 месяца назад

    I'll admit I got a dopamine rush out of speaking Tajik in Tajik-speaking parts of Uzbekistan. Even better were the great photos of people after I said, "Yak, do, sey."

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 Год назад +3

    1. Drop some sterilized microphones on the island so we can conduct mass surveillance on the population.
    2. Convert all of the sounds into IPA or similar so that they can be stored as text.
    3. Feed one of those LLM AI chatbot models unknown sentinalese in its training set, and then ask it to translate.
    4. You now have a chatGPT as your first native speaker who isn't Sentinalese.
    5. Let ChatGPT create lesson plans for teaching the language.
    6. Go there, speak in fluent Sentinalese, get shot in the face anyway.

  • @Lilitha11
    @Lilitha11 Год назад +1

    I would think you could probably make some kind of huge ass parabolic microphone and sit it on a ship at sea and actually hear people talking. I feel like it is an issue of cost, not technology.

  • @ezxalidosman
    @ezxalidosman Год назад +16

    I love the way he starts his video with Assalamu Alaykum (Peace be upon you) ❤️

  • @randomperson4000
    @randomperson4000 Год назад +2

    It’s probably similar to Māori or Niuean. There has been 2 known guys to go to the island and come out alive and their name was some random British imperialist who tried to colonise the place. And if the Japanese where anything like how they where in Nanking no wonder they don’t like foreigners