1 Million Subscriber Q&A and Announcement
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Russian channel - / @languagesimpru
Patreon - / languagesimp
I am a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is so attractive. I speak so many languages that it isn't even fathomable by the average monolingual beta. If you are a monolingual beta, you should be looking forward to my book.
I don't know if he is fluent in any other language but one thing for sure is he is fluent in sarcasm.
His French is not perfect but he's fluent
Im pretty sure hes fluent in some languages, since his whole channel is based around it
he seems good at french and russian
He sucks at Swedish and Danish and never touched Finnish.
Have you seen his Albanian sign language? If not, go watch it and you'll have your answer.
English: beaver 🦫
Spanish: castor 🦫
French: castor 🦫
Italian: castoro 🦫
Portuguese: castor 🦫
Catalan: castor 🦫
German: Biber 🦫
Dutch: bever 🦫
Swedish: bäver 🦫
Russian: бобр 🦫 (bobr)
Polish: bóbr 🦫
Romanian: castor 🦫
Czech: bobr 🦫
Greek: κάστορας 🦫 (kástoras)
Turkish: kunduz 🦫
Chinese: 海狸 🦫 (hǎilí)
Japanese: ビーバー 🦫 (bībā)
Korean: 비버 🦫 (bibeo)
Arabic: قندس 🦫 (qundus)
Lithuanian: bebras 🦫
Бобр
литовский: 💀💀
Jajsjajsjs Korean stealing English words jajsjajss
Hebrew: בונה (bon"e")
в русском обычно говорят бобёр, не бобр
Congrats on the big 1M legend 🔥
*Petition for mr. Simp to finally learn Anime-language*
Hell naah😨🤢
Why would he do that
No🔥
If that happens I unsub
@@Notme-fq4pqbecause I can't imagine a better motivation than getting roasted the hell out of by Dogen and Matt vs. Japan for crappy pronunciation lol
Language Simp was born in Russia, other ideas or myths are dogwater.
9:00 ع count 4
Congrats on your one million beavers! You’ve quickly become one of my favorite RUclipsrs. With every video, I both learn something and am highly entertained! Also Thai is pretty fun once you get a feel for the alphabet. There are different letters for the same sounds but each denotes a different starting level for tones.
“Who teaches their parents languages”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beaver!
Congratulations to Language Simp for being brave enough to put
The moment you realize uwu is an actual language.
You'll just put these ♥️
_Replacing W_ _With ш_
it could actually be considered an international variant of English, or in other words;
"it cuwd actuawwy be considewd an intewnationaw vawient of Engwiss"
Your "câlisse" touched my Quebecer heart HARD
Amazigh!!!!!!!
Bon sang, je m'y attendais pas du tout 🤯
Side note: the girl you put doesn't look like a person speaking that language.
Beaver, and congratulations on 1 million subs!
Beaver! Also cool video man I love your channel!
Incredible how the entire Vatican city is subscribed
😂😂
When are getting a 🌶️ twitter?!
Eu falo português de Portugal me quebrou muito kkkkkkkkkkkk
Alan Aztec made a song called Beaver
if you came to saudi and i didn't see you id cry
6:32 Unironically the most balanced demographics I've seen any channel disclose. Real Engineering has them in the seatbelt video (it's like 97%), samuraiguitarist has 90-something, Forgotten Weapons gave his numbers in a Q&A video as a side remark to country demographics (and I'm sure it was like 99%), Tom Woods has revealed 97% before (long ago, before covid)
5:58 why are you banned from google translate??
من الجميل ان اراك تسلم في بداية المقطع، your russion sounds like my boss, Turkçe anlatsana biraz
I’d love seeing travel blogs. Also beaver.
Приятно, что мой язык поместили на космический уровень сложности)
Thank you for saying Mexican, i loled
''I just wish there was another Korea-''
South Korea: yeah i think you forgot about me
dude you know Amazigh, thats sick
bro just offended the entire world especially the french people by saying he hates the metric system💀💀💀💀
All beavers think there language is the hardest. And yet all children learn their native tongue at the same rate.
Fun fact: The Cyrillic Alphabet was made by two Byzantine Greeks! The two Greeks then gave it and here we are today
As a polish person I blushed
Go navajo :)
Toki pona! Sina pona ala pona?
Wydaję mi się że językowy simp powinien udać się do Szczebrzeszyna i nauczyć się Bamberskiego dialektu Polskiego
I speak two Native American languages. I can talk to you in those languages. Also beaver
A bit late, but on 8:04 as a Flemish Belgian(a Dutch speaking belgian.) i can comfirm it’s dutch. He is asking how many languages you can speak.
my brother, you have a cold can of coke, you crack it open and take a sip, ahhhhh, thats ح for you
ok.. he know his stuff but this chanel is mostly to have fun and that's it, do you guys know, an actual video where he teaches how to study so we can learn how he does? cuz I have seen vereral videos but not really a serious one where he explains methodology, how long it will take me to reach a decent level... etc..
4:18 amazigh less goooo
You should learn hungarian! It's such a unique language, also I'm hungarian so there's that argument🤣
in all languages I know: castor, beaver,海狸, Biber
Bro this man ignores indian viewers like a Alpha Giga chad celebrity
polska, dziekuje
beaver
yeah!
South Korea. South Korea speaks squid game language
Yes ziirr
Useless fact: one of the official symbols of the state of Oregon is a beaver. Бобёр ы
То что Лангуаге Симп начинает восхищаться бобрами, значит что его славянская идентичность пробудилась достаточно сильно и скоро у него пропадет акцент при общении на русском
Beaver 🎉
I love them big furry beavers
Beaver
0:16 don't you mean 1000 millions according to the 500-millions rule? and, a comment saying beaver
Men har du et dyr eller noe eller kommer jeg till å skrike æææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ
Он сказал до свидания вместо идите нахуй, мне кажется Лангуаге Симп начал забывать русский
Перепутал ы с уй
Лангуаге Сима уже не тот...
Во Русија живеат илјада Македонци. 🇲🇰
@@jovan-noble-guy749 и?
@@uzbeenvalve396 И ништо човек, тоа ми беше исполнителен податок. Добро
Beaver
It's crazy that a channel that primarily appeals to language nerds has progressed so quickly. You've caught up to a lot of mainstream multi-year effort channels.
As a native Russian speaker, it is beyond me how people learn this language.
Dude I've been trying since birth and my russian just sucks more and more with every second passing. I learned all! Words! By! Heart! AND it doesn't help at all! Im still a walking mess of "эмм", "угу", "кекв" and "оуууу....". I say "ok" and "sorry" for the most part If I have to open my mouth just to stay somewhat sane! Why for the love of god "lEmons" is "лИмоны"??
I start to speak English every time I get drunk because it's easier.
Правда, я изучаю этот язык, и это ад 😢
@@rick978 Желаю тебе и всем изучающем этого языка удачи! Я надеюсь, что в конце концов твое мучения принесет тебе чувство достижения.
As a native English speaker, I often feel the same way. Although, at least we don't have grammatical gender.
We just learn the swear words, because beside Italian (my mothertongue) and other Slav languages, English is not offensive enough :D
Congrats, man! You pushed me to start learning Russian. I hope I don't hate it.
Also, beaver.
Your first task: to translate the phrase "да нет наверное"
Believe me
You will love it
Ы
бобр
ну, удачи чё
@@mr.adekvat I'm Russian but I've been learning English since I was 3, so basically, however strange it may sound, it's my second first language, and I can say that when I think about it in English (which I do very often btw), the most funny expression in Russian is "да нет", which it basically "yesn't"
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Хз, смог ли ты это прочитать, так что дублирую: я русский, но учу английский с трёх лет, так что по факту, как бы странно это не звучало, это для меня второй первый язык. И когда я думаю на английском (что, кстати, довольно часто бывает), для меня в русском самое смешное выражение это "да нет", что по факту то же самое, что "yesn't"
I know this is kind of a cliche on RUclips by now, but I've been dealing with some heavy, heavy depression symptoms the past week.
As someone who's been studying Spanish for the past 2 years, your channel has really lifted my spirits.
I appreciate your comedic take on the whole "RUclipsr polyglot" phenomenon, and respect the fact that you've put so much time into seriously studying the languages you've learned, as well as the effort it took to write and produce these videos.
I'm so glad I stumbled onto your videos. You've gained a new fan, sir. Gracias. ❤🙏
are you feeling better now?
I'm also learning spanish
cheers
@@parhamshirazi3129 thank you for asking. I'm on a new medication that's still taking time to adjust to, but I know I'll be fine soon
@@mistercritterDepression is not a physical disease but a spiritual condition. Since the mind and body are connected, atheists and other materialists confuse correlation with causation. Medicines for sadness are to mask the problem. SELLERS WANT YOUR MONEY. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU but I do, so I sacrificed a bit of my life to inform u.
Bober. Świetny pomysł, Stany powinny zostać naszą kolonią, tylko tak możemy zagwarantować cześć i chwałę naszemu światu na wypadek gdyby pierwsza osoba, która się skontaktuje z obcymi, postanowiła nas upokorzyć ucząc ich holenderskiego.
Строили как-то бобры плотину. Подошёл к ним vladdy🥵daddy, и спросил:
-А что это за штука, которую вы строите?
-А бобры ему отвечают: "плотина"
-логи
Необходимо достигнуть уровня знания языка D1, чтобы понять эту шутку
ВХХАХАХВХАХ
- что говорит бобёр, когда приходит домой?
- «вечер в хатку!»
А они ему отвечают "Плоти на".
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@@joannadevis6096 D0
Братан, всё норм. Учи русский каждый день и уже через 50 лет будешь говорить как носитель. Главное - не сдаваться ☺️
Ага, половина Россиян добром по русски не базарит, включая меня
Him saying 'ع' never fails to make me laugh, I'm a native that's why.
How to replace 💀☠️: AYIN KOK UUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ayen@@AturgulaapGR
Hahahaha saaaame oh my god i laugh so hard whenever he randomly drops the ع it's like the ayn is haunting him 😂
The way you put so much work into your language learning is so inspirational, it kinda reminds me of a beaver.
Beaver. I'm a guy from the Squid Game Nation, and I'm trying to achieve the gigachad alphamale polyglot status, but it's too hard. I speak the Squid Game Language and American quite fluently, know a little bit of Japanese and Chinese, and I was trying to learn German and French in Luodingo but unfortunately I got bored in the process and started learning Polish. 🤣
And then my brain exploded from the complexity of Polish and I am now still a betamale...
I think Language Simp should learn Squid Game Language because it has "으" sound that sounds the same as his favorite Russian "ы".
You should try focusing on one language at a time.
French is absolute dogwater. How the hell did you get the idea to learn Polish tho?💀If you want to learn German but sound absolutely ridiculous while speaking it, go for Swiss German. As a German, I am 100% allowed to make fun of our neighbor.
@@PrivacyEnjoyer no it sounds like the French e
@@nobodyburgen4594 if the languages are not related you'll be able to learn them without any confusion. Learning pizza and tacos at the same time would be impossible but pizza, Liechtensteinish, and squid game are different enough. You'll just need to either triple your time allocated to learning or learning them 3 slower
I feel so called out by the alien joke as someone learning EU Portuguese 😂
Well he learned eu spanish so he’s the weirdo
I mean, it is objectively not the worst Portuguese you can learn if you plan on visiting/living in Portugal or just like the cock in the mouth accent. Otherwise just move to Brazilian Portuguese.
Aliens don't exist. "Space therefore aliens" is dumber than "Rainbows therefore leprechauns."
@@SiGa-i1r no I think it's a bit less dumb actually
@@abarette_ Because you're indoctrinated. We have actually seen Celtic midget gingers. No one has seen aliens. The photos of alleged aliens are taken with the same camera as for bigfoot.
Uważam że pański pomysł wprowadzenia polskości na teren Stanów Zjednoczonych jest kurwa zajebisty, gratulacje za milion i pozdrowienia z Polski 🇵🇱
bóbr
no kurwa
Bóbr
Ńeh rzyię polska, naśi gurom
Kurwastan gurom🦫🦫🦫
Kurwastan powinien być domyślnym krajem na tym świecie, a nie jakieś USA
Поздравляю тебя с миллионом! Ты вдохновляешь меня!
9:29 Punjabi grammar test 💀 as someone who speaks Punjabi,
I like how he pronounced it
(Wrong tho)
I’m surprised how he can still talk fluent English after learning all those languages lol
Языковой симп, конгратс с миллионом подписчиков! С нетерпением (я) буду ждать видео на русскоязычном канале и книгу о том, как стать тобой. Я хочу от тебя детей, иди в пень, храни тебя Господь. Бивер (Bobyor). Уй!!!
i взоржала for a sec here. good one
4:30 Your kid will also be fluent in checkpoint Hebrew.
действительно вдохновляешь очень! делаешь замечательный контент, спасибо❤
Man, you're really doing your best to make me rethink learning Russian (beaver). Tbh, while obviously the grammar is completely unfathomable to mortal intellects, I've been surprised at how many cognates there are, even if they're a little difficult to see in Cyrillic.
Nah don't worry about it. No language is impossible, some just take a bit longer to learn than others.
If it was about smarts or intellect then the dumbest Russians wouldn't be able to speak at all. It's all about immersion and time, so don't worry.
Is it really difficult? Bro its same language family as English
@@marat_a Well, the same superfamily, proto-indoeuropean (PIE). But so is Hindi, Latin and Persian, there's a lot of variance.
Technically English is Germanic and Russian is Slavic. The tree looks like
PIE -> Proto-Germanic -> West Germanic -> Anglosaxon -> English
PIE -> Proto-Slavic -> Old Slavonic -> East Slavic (or Rus') -> Russian
So the most common ancestor was around 2-3000 b.c.
@@crusaderACR Of course. I mean as a native russian speaker I see a lot of similarities between russian and english. Ive found that even 24% of words share the same root (and that really helped me to learn english to my intermediate level - many basic words sounds far relative). Sentence construction is close enough to be understood intuitively (unlike, for example, german).
Speaking about the russian, this language have a lot of grammatic rules and probably theres no need to learn all of them in the beginning (or at all). Moreover, grammatics can help to learn it. For example, there are 2 (main) words of different roots in english to describe processes with manipulating the door: open and close. While in russian you can learn the root (kryt) and 2 prefixes: ot-kryt and za-kryt'. Much easier that it always says, isnt it?
@@marat_aprobably the words with similar roots in the two languages are either straight up derived from English or come from Latin roots
congrats on 1 million subs, quitting your engineering job was was worth it, your a gigachad and deserve it
Edit: Beaver
Eu falo português de Portugal kkkkk. Seriam os seres mais engraçados do universo.
Beaver!
Purtugêx dpurtuh gall
Nah, he lost the title of hyperpolyglot gigachad for NOT pronouncing "português" as "PORTUGESH"😔
@@lesnoyelf228as a Brazilian, I restore his title since he pronounced it the right way.
Beaver!
And I agree with you that the Slavic languages are awesome. ❤ I’m three weeks into Ukrainian, and having learned a little bit of Russian a few years ago, Ukrainian is breaking my brain in a glorious way. (Letter G is actually a H...! 😮)
Next year I’ll tackle Bulgarian. 😅
Good luck,I can't even speak Bulgarian fluently and I m Bulgarian.
3:08 It would be good to teach them Basque, it is only spoken in a region in the north of Spain, it has no correlation with any other known language, and it is very likely that the alien already knows something or that their ancestors came and spread Basque.
K*rwastan is the best name I ever herd of a country! 😂
Ja z Polski-- Дякую-
Бобер 🦫🦫
3:13 East Timorian Portugese and Djiboutian French?
And, of course... *БОБР*
Beaver!
I know a little Tagalog due to living in PH and having mandatory Filipino classes in school, and that message said "Will you learn 'Filipinese'?" (Basically Filipino.)
From what I've read, strictly and/or technically speaking, "Filipino" refers to the Tagalog language that is influenced by Spanish, "Tagalog" refers to the language in its purest form, and "Pilipino" is literally just the Tagalog pronunciation of "Filipino".
Beaver. Travel vlogs? Yes! I would love to see you try to communicate with the canibal tribes in the middle of the Amazon
And if he can't live in North Korea, he should illegally invade the country for their great tourist attractions such as: public executions, Kim Jong Un's sister and local concentration camps
White guy shocks native CANIBALS (GONE WRONG!)
Я рад что он получил 1000000 фанатов на его канале😄 Желаю уме успеха в дальнейшем👍
4:10 "Who teaches their parents languages?" LOL
It would be awesome сука to watch you travelling the world and learning different cultures irl. So конечно блять! Beaver!
7:56
I can imagine myself losing my sanity the moment I meet you in person in Iraq🥵
قندس
Очень неплохо разговариваешь на русском, даже мой друг американец Брайн(так и не научился писать его имя) все еще плохо общается и перебирает падежи, желаю удачи в дальнейшем продвижении канала)
قندس🦫
Congratulations for this great milestone you totally deserve it for your wonderful and funny content🌹
бобр!!!!!
I love this channel! The irrevenence is soo funny, thank you for keeping me entertained while motivating me to keep up with my Russian studies.
kurwa bober flag is so iconic. we stand for the flag.
5:21 bro went from ق to Ы
4:19 I'm amazigh at the same time fluent in 8 languages and I'm only 15 y.o 💀
Really?
@@ChipsyRoblox 15 year olds are barley fluent in their native language
@@dyzphoriia ik, I was just being sarcastic. But a gifted 15 yo would surely can. But a gifted 15 yo won't spell "amazing" wrong and they won't be on youtube.
😂😂😂👍 7:30
8:43 bro same I also have a lazy eye
У него такое приятное произношение на английском, смотрю его ролики, просто чтобы послушать его голос
1:46 As a future citizen of the United States of America you got my vote
Own language of Kosovo doesn't exist. Dominant language of Kosovo is Albanian. BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS CREATE IT!!!!!!!
Belgium is not a part from France, they're a different country XD
I was on my way to becoming a hyper-polyglot gigachad alpha male, then I (figuratively) took an arrow to the knee. I was making my way through the western European languages learning Spanish, French, German, and American Sign Language. I want to continue my journey, but I lack motivation, lol.
Sweet roll
You should try Hebrew. Every other word has a Chet (ח) or a tzadik (צ).
Which makes it the most beautiful language! Because Tzadik means "Sage"and Chet means "Chad"
@@mentalitydesignvideo not the most beautfull, arabic is better
@@ok_e3w not nearly as beautiful as AASL, tho
@@ok_e3w no way, kasakhian beats every language cuz of ы sound
10:20 Блин, обычно твои прощания на русском звучат типа... 'Pushli nahui' или 'Idite vse nahui'
И в субтитрах такое 'Goodbye and have a good day nya uwu ;3'
Кароче прощание перезаписывай иначе я обижусь